Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40470620
nice try shorty, but i literally dont care about sex. all i want is a fluffy tail to hug for a majority of the day and whoever the lucky monster is can do whatever she wants (as long as it does not take too much time from the tail hugging)

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Post your best salamander pics please!

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>>40470704
Is posting mere lizards alright?

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>>40470620
I wouldn't reject a baph if one set her sights on me before I reached one of my preferred species, but they just barely register as girls, let alone women.
Just compare one to a healthy kiki maidwife, people could mistake your baphowife for not being even your daughter, but your son.

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Is three dark mages too much? I doubt a small hut in the magical forest is enough space for them.

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>>40470733
Salamanders are preferred by lizards are okay too

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>>40470738
Broodmother kiki wife

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>>40470738
Hey now, let's not go too far. Bapho may not have a sexy, mature, womanly body, but she would have to intentionally try hard to be mistaken for a boy.

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>His wife is not confident enough to use a sling bikini at the beach
I can understand lolis since they have nothing to show off, but the rest...

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>>40470900
she doesnt wear clothes

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>>40470900
I do not trust monsters with womb tattoos
They're extremely horny and sometimes even baby crazy

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http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/
What's with the dramatic change in Monster Girl Redux site? Is effectively it dead?

>tfw failing at this 6-character nu-captcha every other time
Sneed

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>>40470794
Oh yeah that's another issue. Imagine a baphomet pregnant with twins or tiplets, she would look ridiculous, like hyper preg /d/ material. Now the same with a kiki: shapely belly and full, swollen breasts to match - peak female form.

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>>40470998
>baby crazy
I fail to see the problem

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>>40471017
Logged in and everything seems in place, just with a new style.

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>>40471017
they had to shift some stuff over and the baground formatting didnt survive and no one can be bothered to fix it as its been that way for more than a year now

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>>40470900

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>>40470900
Lolis have plenty to show but micro bikini fits their body types better.

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>>40470900
>stern pharaoh queen in sling bikini
Yes please.

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>>40471113
>demon king
I sure do hope it's just a translation quirk

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>>40471100
jiangshis make unded milkshakes

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[Anonymous No.]

I was looking for cards for koikatsu and learned there is an alp card

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>>40471254
also learned there is a kakuen card

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>>40471254
What's so special about it, Alps are monster girls as good as any

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>>40471254
let me guess, its slavic

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>>40471309
idc about that, just found it weird that they had a card
>>40471310
nah but its a dude, not a chick

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>>40471309
Damn right. Alp cu sith is heckin cute and valid.

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I also have seena couple honey select cards for demons and Baphomet if I remember corectly

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>>40471373
Is the baphomet cute?

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>>40471410
thats gonna be a no, bro
https://illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=20012

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>>40471449
cute son

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Elves are lewd

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>>40471449
At least she still the best pussy...
Maybe the sabbath isn't for me after all.

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>>40471581
Wrong, it's just your dity human mind.

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>>40470777
Checked and witnessed
It's perfect. Marry all three of them

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>>40471032
>baphomet pregnant with twins or tiplets
I don't care how big her belly got, that'd be tremendously cute and sexy at the same time

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Is that a Prisma Illya reference?

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>>40471774
It's gonna be very tough being the mana dispenser for three ambitious mamono mages though.

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>>40471845
Doppleganger potions exist for a reason.

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Need fat doppel ass

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>>40470777
Patche the lazy fatty, marisa the kleptomaniac, and Alice the creepy weirdo that plays with dolls and has one of (you)

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>>40470777
you can live in the scarlet devil manison, since patchy lives there and all

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>>40472077
No. It's time to move out. Gonna make sure they are all going out to earn money with their magic tricks and research.

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>>40472122
But anon, patchy aint gonna leave, shes called the immovable library for a reason not that one, dummy, cause that library is her domain

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>>40467697
Not overly fond of that monster, but I like the idea. Mayhaps I shall.

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>>40472148
>Not overly fond of that monster,
why not?

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>>40472142
Fuck. I guess we will also go adventuring and questing together for money. Then we can use her library as a hub and resting spot. I bet she has a portal to it.

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Be fruitful and multiply,Alot

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>>40472160
dont know. think its the profile image, it having two lolis. that, and the having medicine in your cuts thing. it probably feels nice, but it always reminds of when i got alcohol in the cuts on my hands.

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>>40472183
there is gonna be a ton of monsters who have curly hairs, hella austistic, are artists, and love retro music and fashion running around

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>>40472201
is autism a genetic thing?

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>>40472191
>alcohol in the cuts
I always uses hydrogen peroxide on my cuts

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>>40472222
actually is, and I honestly have it but enough about me, Most of my kids would love breaking things to see their insides and what goes on there as well as making their own toys

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>>40472246
I had no idea. That means theres going to be several ausistic mind flayers running around in a few decades. Fuck.

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>>40472256
not only that, remember what I said I loved to do as kid, now think about a mindflayer

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>>40471845
They'll give you the potions you need

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>>40472256
>>40472268
cause gonna be a whole new species called mind breakers and Im going to personally teach everything I know about the mind, and pleasure and where is the dopamine center of a normal mind

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>>40472268
O H N O

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>>40471845
>all three of them ride you ragged, barely giving you time to take a breather before one gets off and another hops on
>they each want more energy than the last for their own twisted magical experiments
>you're treated like a human battery with no reprieve until eventually you can't keep going
>even with mamono mana to help you, you're now shooting blanks
>no more spirit energy for a day or two
>the dark mages realize what they've done to you
>fucked you into a babbling, sweat-sheened mess of a man
>each one feels a wave of guilt at what they've done
>now, instead of competing for your dick and spirit energy, they're competing to see who can pamper you the most while you recuperate

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>>40472256
>autistic flayers
what the fuck have you done?! They are going to inject minecraft mods straight into the minds of innocent boys

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>>40472335
not even, its gonna be doom mods right in the frontal cortex

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>>40472201
What makes you say that?

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I slapped the cat ass but it didn’t elicit any recation, what should I do?

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>>40472342
>nerdflayer sees anon
>"heh, I wonder if I can run doom on this"

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>>40472360
next, cast a potion of lactation

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>>40472361
you could in theory in all honesty, there is a gpu, cpu, and a controller as well as graphic dispaly, if you can call it that

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>>40472360
It's what you get for creating a generation of double autist Cheshires.

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>>40472379
The poor anon. His mind violated not for procreation or hubby-searching, but for autistic vidya. The human rights organizations will have the last laugh!

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>>40472342
>flayer-chan unzipping HDoom straight into your hippocampus

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>>40470794
>you will never get to hear the argument about mom kiki wanting her eldest children to find their own men to clean after so she can clean up after (you)

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>>40470680

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>>40472333
Soft and gropable dark mage wives

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>>40472360
raspberry the catberry

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>>40472427
Don't like matrix endings in mge

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>tfw no kiki wetnurse

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>>40472493
Discard your flesh and a new world shall open

We demand it

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>>40472537
nah, I wanna really lift the weight not get it simulated by zeros and ones

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>>40472077
Patchouli a smelly

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>>40472551
like you, you would be perfect together, two smelly, sweaty fatty neet losers, lmao

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>>40472550
No difference if it accomplishes the same result,you wont even know its "fake"!

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>>40472537
>think that robot wife means awkward sex with toaster
>she develops a neural interface for you two and you can fuck her in any way, shape and form in a hyper realistic simulation that's indistinguishable from real life
Robutts just went up a bit in my preferences

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>>40472537
the most i can do is discard some stuff down your induction port

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>>40472565
if I cant truly feel my bones creaking and my muscles screaming at me to stop, what's the damn point

[Anonymous No.]

Suction-cup massage

[Anonymous No.]

robo bogie

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>>40472537
OK, now what?

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>>40472585
Plastics and cans?
>>40472593
they will implement interfaces for that dont worry
>>40472616
now you can kiss the bride

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>>40472430
Wat situation would lead to mgs mistaking you for a god?

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>>40472616
Power bomb her

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>>40472630
prophecy for having pale skin, most likely taco cats
>>40472636
>power bomb a gal that most likely weight around a ton
how to get that human book look

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>>40472622
>Plastics and cans?
more like PURE ENERGY

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I need mgs in mahou shoujo motifs

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>Cheshire has alerted the hoard

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>>40472654
so monster energy?
>>40472667
lovely, thank god Im in the hag part of wonderland

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Consider Bunnies jannies pls dont ban me

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>>40471152
The law says there has to be a king, but it doesn't say the king has to be a man.

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>>40472667
Such a good gal, now I can collect all the zombies that are near and take them all home with me

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>>40472674
>2m tall bunnies
You have my attention.

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>>40472720
>2m
lmao, womanlets

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>>40472704
>Anon wants to be piled up by these
you idiot

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>>40472671
>so monster energy?
yes but no

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>>40472742
nothing a trip to the undead fix up shop can change

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>>40472720
they will crush your pelvis and take away your rights

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>>40472742
Imagine the kisses,love bites and blowjobs

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>>40472756
>>40472742
These poor girls met some kind of horrible fate
The very kind lich at the shop will have a lot of work to do, but she'll get them back into tip top shape!

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>>40472759
Oh no!?

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>>40472742
i can fix her

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>>40472777
>the lich works tirelessly day and and night for a week
>And after shes done, the zombies are so pretty that you can barely tell they were the same people
>And she got attached to them so much that she thinks of them as her kids

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>>40472671
>so monster energy
Mother nature will be all like
"Slooooow doooown"

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>>40472801
Are those in real game proportions or thats modded? holy fuck

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>>40472801
>those hips
holy shit
does she have a license for carrying such dangerous weapons?

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>>40472836
Modded obviously, although the vanilla ones aren't bad either.

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>>40472759
first the cat kingdom and now the underground burrow rabbit kingdom
we dont stand a chance

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>>40472860
figured due to the lack of pantsu,but still,the thickness scares me

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>>40472800
anon she will fucking eat you

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>>40472863
Anon,bunnies live in forests

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>>40472872
The sabbath portal project goes nowhere because management insists on writing it all in baby talk

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>>40472882
but they do burrow
forest burrow rabbit queendom

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>>40472875
thats the point! i bet zombie bites are both painful and pleasurable

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>>40472882
but i don't get fat rabbit ass stuck out of their warren that way

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>>40472868
As it should.

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>>40472816
How do liches cope with the fact their zombie daughters are being scooped up by random zombie loving guys without asking her or even a proper wedding

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about my wife (plural).

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>>40472913
by coming around to their house and introducing herself as tthe zombies mom

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>>40472919
Your singular wife on the left looks like a good mother for your children, the other two.

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>>40472919
mustelids are cool

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>>40472902
Now i got the mental image of a big,strong amazonian bunny girl "Hiding" in a lousy made hole ready to ambush anon with her ears sticking out

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>>40472852
>anon the hip inspector
it's a tough job but someone's got to do it

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You can turn any monster from the monster hunter series into a monster girl. What would you choose and why, what do you think they would be like?

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>>40472983
all of them. duh

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>>40472982
I will make a new job called "Monster girl fertility rater"

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>>40473014
Do you have in mind how any of them would act? I could see a tigrex girl being particularly loud and agressive. Moans that wake up the whole neighborhood.

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>>40472983

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>>40473018
i hope you have a handheld device that makes beeps like the motion tracker in aliens when fertile monsters are closing in

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>>40473062
>the thing starts beeping like mad when he meets his older troll neighbor while she tries to flirt with him for the 1000 time

[Anonymous No.]

You will huff tree rat fluff.
You will enjoy it.
No is not an acceptable answer.

That is all. Thank you.

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>>40473062
What for anon?

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>>40473075
hmmm
tree rats stink
no

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>>40473075
Give me a tall one, she doesn't even have to be busty.

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>>40473085
You stink too, so it's a perfect match.

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>>40473094
they have big tails so more stink

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>>40473081
i like the sense of danger, anticipation and having the monster know that i know

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>>40473104
Then help her wash it in her exceptionally large and luxurious bath

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With so many of our writefags posting on AO3 now, are there any good monster girl stories on there coming from people that aren't from these threads?

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Are there jewish mamono?

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I wonder how many times the MGC police have to deal with men calling in about getting raped and them having to explain that their wives can't legally rape them and to stop wasting police recourses.

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>>40473139
>someone links that s2 is happening
>link was from two years ago

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>>40473108
I admit hearing several beeps at once sounds scarearousing,would make me freeze up or run for dear life

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>>40473146
Im going to make a whole underground market of contraceptives to be sold for cheap and avaivable for kids to have even highschoolers, just to prevent the MGCPD from becoming piggies

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>>40473147
Danukis. And they won't accept a dick that isn't 10% off, uncircumcised

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>>40473184
>spoiler
but i wanted some nuki nookie...

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>>40473198
You still can. Just get some scissors

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>>40473198
i regrew mine somehow

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>>40473175
>underground market of contraceptives

>Lich jailed after it was found out she had been selling magical contraceptives as "fertility potions"
>Court unsure if they can sentence her to life in prison

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>>40473212
Can you describe your diet, climate zone, workout routine, and anything else that might affect this?

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>>40473223
nah, i think it was just partial removal desu
>>40473219
me and that lich will get the best lawyers, since we are doing this to give the police something to do after

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>>40473198
If you pay her, she will probably snip it for you. No guarantee that you will not get a horrible infection, though.

>>40473184
Lucky for her, 10% of 0 is a pretty small number.

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>>40473219
>not selling fertility potions labeled as contraceptives
>not selling baby supplies nine months later
I thought liches were better at long-term planning.

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>>40472801
It annoys me that I never played 1.0 even with its flaws.

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>>40473241
Some demon realm infection. Makes you perpetually horny. Unbearably horny. Almost always erect. Don't worry though. Danuki will take care of it for you. Apparently only her spit can heal it. Numerous applications will be needed though

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>>40473147
vampires

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>>40473062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgxrucghX7I

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>>40473296
What’s the point of the top of the doors sliding who’s tall enough in japanland to even reach there besides tall fox

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>>40473317
Ventilation?

>>40473260
Selling the poison and the cure, in true danuki fashion.

>>40473278
All attributes of vampires which might make them "jewish" (soulessness, hunger for the blood of infants) are propaganda. Vampires are good girls.

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>>40473317
Who do you think built that place?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40473366
>>40473366
human mens might as well be infants due to how old the typical vamp is

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>>40473212
demon energy got me fucked up

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>>40473317
I would imagine depending where they are located, the room could be opened up further with the panel being removed, others could be like closet storage, along with filling up space so it's not just a blank wall/divider.

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>>40473385
Listen here vamp just cause you spent the last century sleeping doesn’t mean you’re now wise and know what’s best for men it means you’re a neet

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>>40473377
even though kdfs been silent a while rubber still spooks me

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>>40473414
What happened to him, anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

kiss the big bat or get chewed on by the little bats

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>>40473422
My guess is he stopped cause most people find his commissioned stuff kinda off putting and almost everyone ragged on him for such fetishes so just gets comms and doesn’t bother posting it for us. Or he simply got bored and stopped posting, or he died, or the FBI got him, or the CIA is grooming him or anything really you’re guess is as good as mine

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>>40473481
I'll take bat sith, thank you.

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>>40473414

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>>40473422
No idea, but I just checked his Twitter and he posted something yesterday, so he's not dead. He hasn't been posting there much for a while either.

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to be captured by the Alraunes in the vampire castle and forced to breed a sprawling massive labyrinthine underground forest maze

[Anonymous No.]

I dont want to sex plants, they can get me as high as shrooms can

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>>40472256
>mindflayer put all your memories in alphabetical order again
>your recollection of events is now a disjointed dream sequence
FUCK

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>>40473494
Cute, as far as things go. Too bad this is probably a man.

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>>40473485
>>40473537
I do hope he's OK, I really enjoyed his mother/daughter stuff, even if I'm not into latex.

[Anonymous No.]

>Marijuana alraune

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>>40473636
anon, i dont wanna burn my wife

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>>40473653
bake her into brownies then

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>>40473636
I'll take any kind of plant at this point even if my mind ends like a vegetable from so much draining

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>>40473678
even nightshade?

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>>40473636
I cant imagine one without a Jamaican accent

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>>40473565
another anon lost to the hedge maze.

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>>40473653
Pruning a plant is like giving it a haircut. You're not hurting her any.

>>40473678
>Anon gets paired up with an onion alraune

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>>40473704
>she dresses in many layers

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>>40473682
What stops Yukionna from melting just from the weakest hug? How can children be made, logically?

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>>40473713
>brings you to a hotel
>takes 30 minutes to take off her clothes

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>>40473713
And she thicc

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>>40473685
I really meant anything, I don't want to think anymore just be a semen dispenser

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>>40473738
Anon, Ms. nightshade is very pretty but you'll be poisoned by her

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>>40473740
Even better!

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>>40473699
Captain Crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get seeds from peach alraune
>Says they’ll turn out great
>Couple months later and I got a trio of peach alraunes

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>>40473700
>hedge maze
>a bunch of plant girls and one very lost minotaur
no maze is complete without her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40473788
>Not also taking the peach alraune herself

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>>40473792
Team work, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

i'll have one opioid alruane pls

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>>40473792
>roots keep wrapping around your ankles to buy more time for the lost minotaur
>the walls keep giggling when it happens

[Anonymous No.]

all of you sick fucks just want sex not love

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>>40473824
My man, I would literally fall in love with the first monster girl to show me some type of love.
The sex part is just a very nice bonus.

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>>40473296
silli foxx

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[Anonymous No.]

post thought provoking mgs

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40473933
Whenever I see an automaton I wonder what caliber her arm guns are. Does that count?

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>>40473933

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>>40473824
Coming from someone who has had real problems with relationships I can safely say I just want to be loved. I’ve had too many times where exes were using love as a tool to get me to do things. All I want is a loving relationship like my parents had; sure they weren’t rich, and they argued a lot, but they still loved one another and that love I guess just isn’t for me.

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>>40473979
really gets the noggin joggin

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>>40473979
>how did she get here?
>will she be mad if I squish?
>is she happy?
>can I take her home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40473824
Why not both?

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>>40473636
Is her name Mary Jane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40473971
her calibur is at least 2

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>>40473933
A picture of a wurm using a rock to smash old nuggets to bits

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>>40474003
Inches

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>>40473933
Sometimes I think a lot of girls would be awkward to parade around. Sabbath is one thing but can you imagine introducing a literal loli to your family? It's the same with going squid or spider or whatever. Alice is a little creepy too but honestly not that bad. The culture shock is gonna be something else, man.
>"Hi mom. Yeah, I know, this is a literal six year old. But she milked me with that giant dripping tail of hers and in her culture that means we're married now.

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>>40474035
>hey ma, I married a 4 ton dragon and she wants to meet you
>Wurm wife has to duck down to enter the room

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>>40474035
especially when it's surprise polygamy

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>>40474035
A Lamia would be the funniest. She'd look almost completely normal at the door, sans a few scales, then when she comes it she just keeps coming and coming.

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>>40473933
I know deep down that I will fucked up and snap, even with a mg

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>>40474035
>>40474073
>so i was walking by this playground and she and her gang of friends jumped me
>they tied me to the jungle gym and raped me for 3 days straight
>anyway we're all in love now
it'll be better when the next generation comes around and they can hear about how their parents met too

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>>40474114
Them and you having a trumpant wife and she comes into the house in card form

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>>40474035
>"Remember when I said I shattered my pelvis because of a workplace accident?"
>"I wasn't fully honest."
>"I DID meet her at my work.."

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine loli Salamander sex
>dragging your tongue over her cute firm belly and sleek back
>feeling up the subtle muscle tone in her shoulders, arms and under the plumpness of her thighs
>completely filling a hot, tight lolimander pussy with your cock
>playing with her tiny chest while doing it from behind
>your hands grabbing her sides, firmly anchored by wide loli hips, only letting go to grope and playfully smack her huge butt as you plow her even hotter and tighter rear hole
>lewd cuddling and petting her wildly burning tail afterwards

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>>40474179
>imagine loli
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474143
I think your parents are gonna run from a big ass spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474179
the nice thing about salamander foreplay is you can watch her tail flames to see how well you're doing

[Anonymous No.]

Did we ever find a cuter kitsune than this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474211
Ye, creepy 9’ fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474179
>Imagine loli Salamander
Why would I imagine a worse salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474240
>anon inadvertently saying he wouldn't like his salamander daughteru

Kind of fooked up anon.

[Anonymous No.]

oh no spacer anon a pyramid ship has shown up on scopes!
you better think fast before your beloved ship gets blasted and you get turned into a space pharaoh's personal hot water bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680
Cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>anon brings home a fairy
>so is that your pet or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474283
Why the fuck am I in space?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474301
being free, being unshackled, being able to go where ever you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474299
The key to having your fairy wife be respected is to find a cool looking fairy to be your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474301
have you seen the going price for Bexalite anon? few months of work in a decent patch and you'll be set for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474283
>you get turned into a space pharaoh's personal hot water bottle
I surrender!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474309
>>40474319
Good reasons, but I’m really trying to find the milk planet, where rivers of breast milk flow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474275
Just because I have sex with their mother doesn't mean I want to have sex with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474324
you'll want to head to the shogstars for that brave explorer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40473485
What happened with the orginial gazerfag who commissioned gorrilion pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474323
your ship isn't going to be happy with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40473996
>>40473979
>This is actually the sealed form of an powerful ancient evil mindflayer.
>you only get to see her real form when she mind melds with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474335
Nah, there is a planet for that, that filled with goop monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474343
Surrendering would save the ship though right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474319
but all the good spots in civilised space have been claimed by nuki mining cartels, and if you go to the rim and beyond your just gonna be set upon by pirates

[Anonymous No.]

>>40473636
Keep worms away from them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474343
The fuck? She’s peeing on me, hasn’t she?

[Anonymous No.]

This image makes me want to pick up a Ratatoskr with my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474379
Fml, i meant peeping on me

[Anonymous No.]

So im doing dark mage next. What kind of magic should they use? Obviously, eromancy, but what else? Summoning? Megamorphosis? Lightning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474428
common magic like fireballs, and the like also give her a magical girl stance that boost her attack ten fold but slowly increases arousal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474193
>foreplay with a loli salamander is sort of gentle manhandling
>she moans and her tail burns brighter when she's pinned down in a suggestive way or lifted up in a suspended congress like position

[Anonymous No.]

Lescatie in fanfictions
>Idyllic fantasy kingdom
>Just and peaceful, only fights to defend itself from monster aggression
>The Fallen Maidens are bad people because going against your government is the worst thing you can do
>(Either that or they completely forget their gigantic baggage after a little pep talk)
>Everything changed when that mean old Druella launched her unprovoked attack
>Druella's tactics are so braindead you just need to insert one Gary Stu in the middle of the capital at the peak of the invasion and kill a bunch of monsters to save the country
>The whole world weeps as this shining beacon of goodness is turned into a 24/7 open-air brothel


Lescatie in canon
>Shithole of corruption and social inequality
>Ruthless noblemen and power-hungry clergymen fighting in their high towers while the poor die of exposure in the streets
>The powers-that-be are constantly doing shit like sabotaging that hero because he has the support of that other noble house, or kidnapping children from the slums to turn them into secret police assassins
>Provoked Druella's wrath because the national sport is the ethnic cleansing of nearby mamono communities and monster sympathizers (read: desperate peasants that accepted monster help because the rich fucks in the capital literally left them to die of starvation and at the mercy of the local bandits)
>So ruthless and savage to monsters that Sasha, one of their best warrior priesstesses, had a crisis of faith and opened her secret orphanage just to save as many children as possible
>Druella uses a multi-layered plan years in the making that includes infiltration, corruption and propaganda as well as the decapitation strike on the capital
>Queen Francisca genuinely cares about her people and she's trying her best to fix the country with Druella's help

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474490
too many words but the pic makes it hurt less since it cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474507
Miss wurm you shouldn't be on the internet unsupervised

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474490
what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474416
gotta ensure ship security at all times anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474542
words

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474490
I think most people know what a shithole Lescatie is in cannon. I always just assumed it was /tg/ and HFY fags that said otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474529
i wish had a wurm wife to show funny vids to

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474211
She IS pretty damn cute

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop a werewolf from bulling me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474490
tl;dr version
>Leslie in canon was basically pre-revolution France
>Druella fixed this (and avoided considerable bloodshed)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474573
MC there deserves the "biggest gayest faggot of all time" award

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474542
I read another story that immediately turned to "let's save poor innocent Lescatie from the invasion" and I just wanted to vent

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474598
and water is wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474603
just stop reading those

[Anonymous No.]

>>40473718
MAMONOMANA, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474573
monster tears too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474410
The mail squirrels are free. You can take them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474603
it irks me that westerners obsessively try to warp MGE to their standards instead of doing MGQ fanfics. It's just perfect for their bloody monsters vs. humans conflicts and canonically allow some humans to even defeat monster lords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40472872
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474490
Druella is a goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474645
let me make a humble suggestion to this goddess:
shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474645
she seems like a busy lady between all the administration, making equipment (lilim cloth, bullets, gems, etc) and spends her free time writing heartfelt letters to neighboring countries.
no wonder she's got no time to find a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474693
Standing thigh sex with Druella in the shower

[Anonymous No.]

Ratatoskrs have cute clothes. I've been thinking about other dressing up the same, like Demons and Tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474586
Bully her back with a squeaky toy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474586
Refuse to hug her during a thunderstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474710
They can also dress as catgirls canonically. There is no actual limit to what they can wear.
They might even dress casually sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474757
That's not bullying, that's abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474712
>Group of delinquent werewolves
>Take out a squeaky toy
>Suddenly they all start wagging their tails while trying to hide their excitement

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474746
BIG
MOLESTABLE
EARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474784
i have a hard time deciding between being webbed up, constricted in coils or slimed.
it'd be nice if there was some way to sample it first without getting married to see what feels best

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god the spiders have wings now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474869
man, i really wonder what mad scieniest monster is doing this so i can commission some of my own

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470702
ULTRA based
snuggling all the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474757
I want to hug a big and though werewolf during a thunderstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40473150
Apparently that links says s2 is delayed to fall 2022 due to covid. Without that shit it would have aired back than.

But only time will tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474761
There are other fun swaps too, like Hellhound and Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

what does chessh butt smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474952
i didn;t think mm was going well enough to get s 2

[Anonymous No.]

How would a ghost react if you tried to perform an exorcism on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475042
such steamy foreplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474573
Yea, it was pretty cute and vanilla. Need more hentai with lonely mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474490
To be fair, aside from some that are just autistic, aren't most stories written from the perspective of a human that's afraid of monsters and would easily believe a romanticized tale of it's fall?

[Anonymous No.]

the problem with troll handjobs is no matter how big you are it will make you feel small.

[Anonymous No.]

Dear Druella,

Have sex, incel.

Love, Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475056
>Demon, ghost and undead love it when human priests try to banish or exorcise them
>It just makes it all the hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475115
>Love, Me
Oh, she's gonna lover you alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475109
That's kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475141
book good,
game meh
series went down the drain

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475109
https://imgbox.com/7qKzy7Td#

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475217
It’d be better if they didn’t day 1 battlepass shit instead of fixing their game

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>Dear mom,
>I know you've been worried about me and relationships, grandkids
>good news is I have, not only a girlfriend, but a wife now!
>not just a wife, but wives!
>now I know the sudden nature and scale of this might raise some concern,
>but I can assure you that we all love each other to the fullest
>They want to meet you so we can do a formal ceremony, please be understanding of their appearance and appendages

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
at this point i could bring a shikibus and the only question my mom would have if dry fishing me would result in grandchildren

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>Mom, I know she's literally a corpse, but I love her! She's a lich, so she doesn't show a lot of emotions, but that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>Echidna explain to my mom just how many kids she's planning to have with me.
>She will even let my mom name one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475272
>>Mom, I know she's literally a corpse,
now you reminded me of that icp skit where the guy doesn't want to break up with his girlfriend even though shes dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>Jabberwock wife speaks with my mom with her other mouths while she is eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>hi mom
>yeah she is touching herself its where the electricity comes from
>yeah all the time
>dont let her near the forks and block any electrical outlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
I should consider myself lucky, introducing a 2m tall musclebound tiger woman to my family shouldn't be hard when she's well mannered and self-disciplined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>introduce loli mg wife to family
Disowned immediately
>introduce haughty and dominant mg wife to family
Instant animosity between them and wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>family is very old
My Ushi Oni wife is going to have to be extremely careful
Which in and of itself will be very cute to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>She has alot of investments in rare earth metals
>and can read ancient scripts
>oh you already stopped caring at the "has millions in gold" part? ok....

[Anonymous No.]

>your parents show you wife your baby pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474602
he didnt want to stick it in some random hooker thot, which is understandable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>try to convince them your kitsune-bi is actually a monster
>they all think you're crazy
well i guess that part didn't change

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474602
i still give it to the guy who couldn't embrace moth deep love

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474629
Some people literally just basically want MGE to be (maybe tamer) MGQ. Bruh just go to MGQ then. Instead they try to shove a square peg into a round hole and get upset when it doesn't work. MGE isn't MGQ and isn't meant to be like MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475441
>they see you touching the air above her head and where her tail would be
she's doing the fox thing with her hands too. how can they refute this overwhelming evidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475513
because she's dressed conservatively
truly an insidious disguise, long skirts and pantyhose. especially since they also use them to tempt you into tearing them off

[Anonymous No.]

Tfw no yandere lilim to pull you into her personal dimension and lovingly rape you until there is nothing in your head but her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475501
When people seek escapism they tend to go for something a little more grandeur. More people want to be a badass chaos lord than have a cute wife.
Then the natural follow up to that is to just twist the setting a little to justify killing thousands of monsters so you get the cute designs and also mass killing. It's not actually that hard if you read the first two books only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40475542
Thing is, they don't actually self-insert or make their own characters, they drop badass edgelords from other universes in MGE and make them slaughter mamono for some "justice boner" or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475541
>powerful lilim ruler keeping her pet husband in a pocket dimension so she can enjoy him whenever.
It's the optimal way of doing things. She is a busy ruler after all.
Also she might magically transform you into a pair of panties(mamono mana TM) that she will wear when working

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475435
>price of gold drops
>family gets hostile to her
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475542
yeah i don't really get it. violence is gay and power is for the weak. i'll be a store clerk or a farmer or something; as long as monsters are there for me i'll be fine and dandy wherever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475611
She is priceless

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475623
You probably thought differently when you were 14-20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475659
maybe? thankfully i'm old enough it's not recorded forever

[Anonymous No.]

I am torn weather I want to be a squid for a flayer or a slime for a shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475712
All roads lead to femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475728
would a beloved maid do such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>Anyway, this is my new wife
>No mom, she is the dragon
>No she can turn into a girl, she just didn't want to drive up here because her tail still gets in the way of the seat
>That's none of your business

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>Hey ma, I fucked the roomba

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475757
Almost got me there Mrs. Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475805
what, you didn't want a mindflayer maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475757
She would because she loves her mastah. Mastah needs some training though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475816
Not much to clean up when your living space is between her legs. Not sure how boneless the squids are either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475804
The roomba you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475830
she does some great ear cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475712
Being a squid means you can be used as a pillow for your mindflayer's massive butt. Also you can join the secret squidbro club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475611
offtopic, but at this rate gold will be the only thing going up soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>hey ma
>yeah i brought my wife shes hiding in the pool
>shes not a furry snake ma shes a lamia with fur
>the difference being one eats rats and the other eats chips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>hey mom, see I told you I can get a gf
>don't worry about the tail and the spikes, they are harmless

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>yes she's undead but they can have children and everything
>no I don't know how it works, it's magic
>h-haha yeah she's one of those that look younger than they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>so uh, that's her huh? are you going to let her out of the bottle?
>oh god no. she'd melt most of you if she got even the slightest chance
>"damn right i will" is heard from the dark slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475455
>Live in a shack you
>Get mindraped into having paranoid schizophrenia
I will admit it wasn't the best monstergirl wife deal out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476132
Every girl is best girl from loli to.... I don't know KC doesn't actually do hags that's an extra fetish you guys picked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476132
she wouldn't have had to resort to such extreme measures if he accepted her love

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476173
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476132
This wouldn't have happened if he wasn't such a huge bitch about getting a loving monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476173
If she didn't mindwipe each time he would've gotten used to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>yeah dad, she is a ruler of a whole desert country
>yes that does mean free airplane tickets and hotel stay for you two
>mom...no mom she is not a military dictator. She is a pharaoh.
>What is the difference? One is a beloved ruler by divine right while the other is a murderous despot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476204
it's a good thing most monsters don't have time powers. they'd want to get that first romantic meeting jusssst right and keep retrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476217
>Introduce wife to famalam
>So is she chinese or japanese
>No mention of the fox tail or ears

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn end up in a hopeless match against a dark elf gladiatrix who then has her way with you in front of all the spectators

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476290
Gonna start licking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476290
utterly disappointing to be matched against an elf.
manticore or chimera and you've my interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476290
>losing to an *lf
ew lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476290
I guess after some time the excitement of pitting the biggest baddest dark elf dominatrix against strongest Order POWs wears off and they need to try something new - replace the hardened Order warriors with random skinny virgins who got sucked in by the portals.
>"ooooooh this boy won't be able to walk straight for the next week once she's done with him!"
>"I bet 10 coins he'll just surrender and start worshipping her pussy on the spot"
>"that fight was a complete rip-off, I hope at least we get free tickets to their wedding as a compensation"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475757
If she is asked to

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476417
>>"I bet 10 coins he'll just surrender and start worshipping her pussy on the spot"
I would lose to one heel CLACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476290
at least let me train for fuck sakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476290
>anon just sits down, takes a book and starts drawing
>flirts with her
>wins without throwing a punch

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurs are made for being older sisters to shotas, unbirthing them in their soft warm pink wombs, carrying them on hammocks under their bellies that gives their access to their engorged udders, playfully thwipping them in the face with their musk-coated tails, force feeding them in public to let everyone know he belongs to her, taking him out to help her try on centaur panties and asking him which looks the prettiest on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476537
>Unbirth
Abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470777
GIWTWM

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476290
Fuck this bad end. It's because of this kind of scenarios that I will bring with me a fucking explosive belt or something that allow me to sleep for eternity trough the portal. Enjoy your gladiator fight when I and maybe my opponent are spread all other the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476633
Is an elf really that bad. Basically a human

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476615
Don't mind that retard, he's just fishing for (You)s
>>/jp/thread/S39100813#p39103393

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476428
>hey ms shog i'm tired of thinking, can you fuck me up for a couple weeks?
something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476653
Dark elf are the same/worse to human girls in my book. They're few monster girls that I hate but i hate them enough to consider death as better end. I just hope that the good ending tricks will keep far away from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476682
Ok, just ask her to find you a gal and you’lll do the same for her

[Anonymous No.]

hello thread. fighting game faggot is drunk; pleas give me syggestions. hers a raigu or something idmk what ill post after pressing browse...fuck yeah tigers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476653
It's probably the dude who gets really butthurt about femdom and conflates monsters with 3dpd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476682
They don't really enslave you anon. KC said so. The closest you got to actual slavery is Anubis schedule autism or cat kingdom rape correction which I guess is actual unironic rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476633
Take your meds first, it's just harmless funposting. No MGE monster will force you into a relationship if you really hate them, because they want a partner for lifetime and beyond, not just your spunk and everybody familiar with MGE knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
I general don't like to include my actual family in my mg related thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476694
Never said that I will pull the trigger at first sight but the detonator will be in my hand at all time and few meters should separate us, just in case. I don't know if mamono silver wounds make your heart beat slower but if yes, I could program something to make the belt detonate if they put me to sleep. It could backfire tho so I should try to find something else to detect silver wounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
Imagine showing to your house covered in your ushi babies and ushi oni wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476682
amon tehy love you
talk to them abut consent and your persona bundries that stufs really imppornta.t

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476735
I know but a lot of time you say otherwise and I'm little paranoid. Better safe then sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476742
Why do you wanna die so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40473104
If that's true then Danukis also stink

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476756
Cheshire pls
>>40476756
I
Careful on the drink mate, are you all right ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476766
They stink of money and grease

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476722
cat kingdom punishments include:
petting a cat 10-30 times depending on severity
having your hair groomed by cat tongue
being a cats bed
i think that's all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476762
Don't know, don't want to know and I will stop here about this subject and scenario. I don't want to shit the thread. Sorry anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476768
im quite wlel i just cant type ingore that weakness of mine
i think that dark elves are nice *and ths is from that guy how things elves are realy vanila and bboring from what peple post)
it was a thing on how mosnter will never do anyhting to make you uncomfortble, conset is (weirldy andparadoxicaly) importat to monsters..

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476792
It helps but, anon. Try and get some help about those thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476788
I bald but my tom levels should compensate. Love funny kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476808
funni cot good. love her.

[Anonymous No.]

remember when she was popular , what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476701
Ryu's primary attacks are some of the weakest but she has a ton of ranged and special attacks if you can keep your distance with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476788
there's 2 hours community service at the human cafe too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476823
RYU IS A STORM BASED ZOENER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476788
When the portals open I hope for your sake you were always nice to cats. If not, I'd get married sooner rather than later because pretending you're safe won't save you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476822
such is the power of 1 waifufag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476823
that's a very evil looking ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476766
All hags stink anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476795
Dick hard = consent is a thread meme ?
Maybe consent vary between us and them or even between different mamono races...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476835
>4
dont be mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
These kinds of posts give me a mighty need for more portal centric stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476808
you will get your scalp licked
ever got licked by a cat? imagine how it will feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476850
I did and it feels funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476846
manomnoo mana or something was my point. they do value consent in a wierd way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476850
Like sandpaper grating your skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476863
>they do value consent in a wierd way.
Yeah, they can sense at some level your inner feelings that you yourself might not even know until it's applied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476766
Thick Tanuki getting groped.
Gonna do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476863
Brainwashiiiiing.
>>40476861
The mana makes it feel like sex. Regardless it's cute and funny for catgirls to do cat things

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476875
thats a good picture. i will try hide my typos from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476878
its only brainwashing in the same way humans acting as humans do is brainwashing. claiming a man's mana is brainwashing is like saying humans dont have free will. this likely makes no sense but i am trying my absolute best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476878
until they start bringing you dead animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476875
If consent just means lust then almost anything goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476878
>Brainwashiiiiing
Fuck I hate the retards that unironically spout this whenever the setting is brought
>muh brianwish muh humangnity fuk munster rapests

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476875
I need me a cougar gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476808
>Knight Anon gets captured by the kot kingdom
>They boast of all manner of tortures and punishments that will befall him if he doesn't tell them what they want to know
>First thing out of his mouth is my wife is a Ceshire
>All of a sudden they release him with no explanation
>Knight Anon is extremely confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476895
>lust
No, they can literally pick up on your deepest desires. Like how lovestarved you are, or if you want a half dozen kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476894
Still fine, if it can be eat you cook it for her if not you use it as fertilizer in the garden. Fuck rodent and not in the sexy way

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476894
nah, they would bring birbs and mice girls for you to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476920
oh no shes adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476913
What monster girl doesn't fulfill those two criteria?
Lovestarved, wants to reproduce, and feels horny also describes basically every human. Especially ones face to face with an incarnation of lust, even the ugly ones should invoke at least some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476907
Torture consist of heavy purring and sleeping on anon's lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476923
You'd have a point if they couldn't also pick out the psychopaths and sociopaths who otherwise blend into human society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476936
They do tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476795
matt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476942
Y...yeah? I said they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474586
>>40474794
Tell them the truth: mutts are NOT men’s best friends. They are just lazy ANIMALS that enjoy free benefits built from a false stereotype

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476946
no not matthew sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476936
I didn't say that they couldn't I meant that every monster girl wants the same thing and that thing is also what 99% of humans want.
There are very few girls who couldn't rub up against you and have you imagining your happy life together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476956
>t. kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476958
I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476923
>>40476959
>forgetting all the faggots constantly trying to squeeze ntr and hfy nonsense in

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476973
they don't get to come to paradise with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476973
Hfy ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476993
Humanity Fuck Yeah. Think of the Order Paladin retards getting off to the thought of murdering nice monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476968
Dijo un ciego

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476996
Thank you anon, get a kot in exchange for that Intel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476991
I was thinking more Portals than whisked away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476991
The idea of a typical HFYtard/soulsborne crossover writer instalossing to monsters is very amusing, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476996
>Think of the Order Paladin retards getting off to the thought of murdering nice monstergirls.
cant one like the thoughts of knights saving mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477012
And it’s to a literal kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477016
You forgot the last part of the sentence. You can be a knight in the extremist army in search for his future wife. That would be a cool story

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477012
Instant loss amazon position....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477016
>>40477029
I'd like a story about an Order Knight all pumped to go out and slay some monstergirls, only to second guess everything and not be able to swing his sword once he finally meets one and she's just a sweet girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477041
That's canon in the world guides. Then they take advantage and rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477052
*make love

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476290
Jokes on her,public humiliation would make me diamonds right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>for the the time, ma
>I can't get out of the armor
>no I don't hate you, she won't let me
>she's just a little protective; and jealous...
>ma, I told you, she IS the armor
>yeah, just scrape my dinner into the visor hole
>just don't stick your hand in there, she shuts it on people she doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476290
Just fall catatonic, what she gonna do, hit a man that can’t move?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be accosted by Familiar twins who promise me classic rock CDs if I cum in all their holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477092
She starts tickling you to make sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477090
What would your armor look like? And how much would your ma cringe
>>40477102
>the fight become an idiot couple flirting in front of single monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477090
>she shuts it on people she doesn't know
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477097
Thanks to this meme and the thread I now associate the sabbath with a white van playing highway star on loop cruising down a motorway while some witches and familiars "recruit" men in the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477112
>>the fight become an idiot couple flirting in front of single monsters
That's gotta sting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477102
>Anon doesnt move at all
>His joints are even locked up

[Anonymous No.]

Older monsters blast classical music as they ride around in their motorized carriages

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477112
>Anon sealed in full plate armor with a frogmouth helmet
>armor purposefully rattles to drown out his voice whenever he talks to other women
>including his own mom
>parents are awakened in the middle of the night to find the armor chasing Anon around the house in his underwear trying to stuff him back in
>mom watches in horror as it grabs you and forces your body down the neck hole
>suit slowly turns to look at her while your screams echo out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477220
yandere living armour, I wonder how anon goes to work

[Anonymous No.]

I like the scenario where a big and simple-minded, but good-hearted Order Paladin get sent out to find and slay monsters, but he has a hard time finding them.
>Encounters cheshire
>asks her if she has seen any monsters
>she says she haven't seen any
>She joins him in his quest to find monsters
>all he finds are mamono villages
>helps out the villagers in any way he can
>still haven't find any monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477244
probably very carefully, imagine trying to work an office job in armor
>take up whole space in elevator so have to use stairs
>keep breaking your keyboard from the big gauntlets
>no chair can hold you so you just stand while working
>keep busting door frames moving from one room to another
>can't go to meetings cause armor hisses or clanks at female coworkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477258
He's just a good man, looking for the monster on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

that ice woman from monster girl dreams has ruined me. also im sober again. sorry about my ramblings, thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476956
>Cat vs Dog girls debates on 4mon
I want to see this and the levels of autism it would devolve into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477244
>you don't need to work!
>you have me!
>WOMAN I NEED TO EAT!
>demon boss watches from her office as Anon pours more of his coffee into his helmet
>female coworker passes too close to his cubicle
>his arm snaps away from his keyboard at supernatural speeds to swat at her while the armor clanks and rattles
>armor ghost manifests around his head and hisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477291
His Order superiors also just wanted to get rid of him. At least cheshire-chan will protect him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477284
Good Armor, protecting you from evil sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477297
>>Cat vs Dog girls
Fox girls are the Enlightened Centrist™ option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477284
>>40477305
>the armor has a tie and has a suit painted on
>Armor chan also messes with him by molesting while he gives a presention
>>40477324
Werewurm is the best option of all

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477333
>Armor chan also messes with him by molesting while he gives a presention
I was gonna say what a bitch, but I bet that it's so common that no one would bat an eye
>demon boss uses her tail to rub your crotch while in a meeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477366
>fall asleep on the job
>Get waken up by your demon boss that looks like that
>Blurt out Mommy at full yell
>Attempt to run

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477244
>can't hold an office job anymore because of living armor wife
>sign up for portal expedition force
>they send you through a portal to a new dimension, you scout the area, pacify the locals, and set up a portal back to base
>you don't have to work with other people and your armor doubles as an environment suit, so it's perfect for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477366
Demon boss is for worshipping so that I can get a raise
but also because I am addicted to demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477258
>finds demonrealm boar
>braces himself, only to find it passive and with a couple piglets plodding along behind it
>turns out she's a communal pet
well, maybe next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477366
I was wondering why there is always fresh milk in the breakroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477418
>Shes named Chris P. Bacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477306
>strongest and most determined paladin in his chapter of the Order, real poster child to what they want people to see them as
>also so dumb that conditioning doctrine goes over his head and doesnt stick, absolutely not what they want people to see them as
>cant let other stupid people from thinking hes right
>send him out to purge monsterfuckers from perfectly good real estate
>its about 4 city states away
>there, problem solved, this surely wont backfire

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477418
Him giving a bunch of lizardmen kids pointers in swordsmanship and spear usage sounds pretty cute. Though he might have to keep an eye on them when they go out to hunt the demonrealm bulldrome that was spotted close to the village. Cheshire-chan will help out too!
>"well struck, little one".

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477423
>go to breakroom for a nice glass of milk
>open fridge to many bottles of milk
>for some reason, your demon boss, holst HR, jinko security, and jub accountant are staring very hard at you
so which bottle are you taking anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477486
im in the mood for some blueberry milk, but tiger milk sounds cool...... Fuck why is it so hard to drink some mil.... Why is there purple milk and why is it purple?

[Anonymous No.]

Such a simple and sweet soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477504
oh that is just from the shog janitor, don't drink that unless you wanted a shog wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477533
>put the purple to your lips
>it screams and runs away
such a tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477533
Im not touching th.. Why is there even a neon blue milk, what monster did that come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477539
probably one of the undead employees. the wights and vampires rave about their high quality milk, but for my money its gotta be zombie for the rustic and simple taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477572
big busty data entry zombie may not be the brightest, but her fat rack certainly helps her, uh, something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477572
Neon blue, and it came from an undead, no way
>>40477584
She also the tallest worker as well, at around 3m, no wonders theres three gallons of it, I'll take my chances and drink it with my meal of Steak, mashed potatos and Rice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477539
abyssal kraken maybe. they got all sorts of weird glowing stuff down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477608
Why is here tho? And aint she that vamp squid from marketing?

[Anonymous No.]

Can Wurms go into their dragon/full form or whatever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476679
Yes, that is how it would work with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680

[Anonymous No.]

What are the money rats called? I'm looking for their art for a character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476428
>>40476679
>>40477665
Excellent taste. Think of it as like a holiday. You are in good hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477679
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477618
I see you haven't met the new girl yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477682
Tanukis?
Technically Danuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477715
Thats it, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477366
If I eat out my demon boss, can I get a raise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477729
that was in your work contract anon, so you have to work really hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477736
How long before she enforces the contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477679
I hate people still posting facebook tier shit here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477752
immediately
you really should have read the paperwork when you got hired anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477686
Nothing like a good old brain massage to relieve your stresses am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476701
>drunken master Satyros

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477796
God, I can't resist demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477822
no anon you are the demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477822
that's the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477833
Help

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477822
And why should you? They are perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477822
Don't worry I'm working on a way to do that. So far I've got a pair of glasses that'll stop instant loses from eye contact with those beautiful red eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680
Mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477810
>shog having friends over while mastah is being raped silly inside her body.
Very loving shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477849
The alluring eyes of an ancient being that has planned out your entire future

[Anonymous No.]

What are some fun things for a Danuki to sell? Weird fucky artifacts are my main idea, but I'd like more ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477857
where did the 'mastah' thing come from? its cute, but why? is it a lovecraft thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477890
Japanese thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477850
perhaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477876
Rape whistles that don't have the intended effect, same for those alarm things. Personal information, underground mofu porn and passes. Those little rice nibblin nuki's are truly despicable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477876
exotic and varied porn for all types of men. And all genres

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477822
i kneel and then propose to black sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477822
I wanna call one mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477876
Mislabeled demon fruit products, trade road maps that lead through rape forest, anything that gets tossed out.
Now I'm imaging Danuki's as Fred Sanford

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477876
a not at all suspicious treasure map

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477963
but isn't the real treasure the friends/wives you made allong the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477992
the treasure is the commission you get from the echidna whose lair you point eligible bachelors towards

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477963
>The map leads to a monster stuck in a wall with an x painted on her butt
X marks the spot take your treasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477876
various monster repellants that are actually mana markeres

[Anonymous No.]

>>40476290
why did kc have to ruin dark elfs with the disgusting incest shit they do? would have been top 3 at least for me if it weren't for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478078
remember its a generalization

[Anonymous No.]

>Join a matchmaking program
>You think you may get the average nerd succubus or something like that, but that's fine to you, you don't want to be alone anymore
>Next day someone is calling at your door and when you open the first thing you see is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478078
get her a childhood friend. congrats, you have averted incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478095
these hags are gonna get their backs blown out

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477868
The eyes of a woman who has already ordered you two matching onesies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477822
I love demons and big blue JS butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>Its penis inspection day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477992
>are you sure venturing into the bowels of mount diabolical is faster than taking the widely traveled road around it
>that's what the map says!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478114
I bet even young demons are expert seducers and completly confident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478123
wait a minute...penis inspection day was yesterday! can't fool me dumb nurses

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478123
but i only let the hosptial staff touch me, not these posers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478132
they ARE the hospital staff

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478139
they didn't even put on a namebadge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478085
still a big no from me. not in the mood to play russian roulette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478139
what? For god's sake, they are wearing cosplay outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478139
Fuck,didnt meant to post that yet
>>40478144
No need,you are the patient and thats all that matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478145
there's no risk unless you want it. not like elves are much of a loss anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478095
Repopulation efforts shall begin, along with getting a dairy going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478123
I hate this meme

[Anonymous No.]

Haku sensei is a Cutie Pi and Im going to sleep with her cause I loe her and I wanna pass math

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478128
>even young demons are expert seducers and completly confident.
Almost certainly, but also weak to counter-attack and overconfident. Peak female form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478197
Still, I want to be completely defeated by a smug young demon jerking me off with her thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478217
but your levels

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be politely raped by a honorable manamo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478231
Levels are just tools to find and attract a wife.
Once you have one they're unneeded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478244
>polite rape porn
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478231
you loos human levels and gain monster levels
its law of equivalent exchange

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478244
>manticore in a Victorian suit and a flintlock pistol implores you to remove your bodice and pantaloons
>all you can stare at is the monocle on her tail
>treats you to the finest meal you've ever had after the deed and apologies profusely for using such ghastly means to wed you, but that she found you too ravishing to pass up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478261
one problem with manticore is the spikes
why not just milk the spines and then shotgun it all down at once and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478231
time well spent

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478261
>Suit
>Not dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478261
>bodice
I hope anon isn't wearing one otherwise I'm calling him an alp

[Anonymous No.]

If a monster wants to rape me, the least she could do is invite me for dinner first, or at least a coffee or a movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478306
>go on date with manticore pretending she cares about the quaint human custom because portal deportation police are no joke.
>through the entire date you can't stop staring at her tail
>it winks back at you
I don;t know anon. I think monsters are a little too sexual and direct for dating to be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

If a monster wants me, just 20 bucks and a workshop is all I want, she can do whatever she wants with me after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478315
tails have been known to wander under tables and tablecloths

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478306
You’re so fucking entitled. How about YOU take her out to a fancy dinner while getting to know her better before inevitably having car shaking sex in your car later

[Anonymous No.]

You know what, Im dropping out and shacking with that fat old bicorn thats been pestering me to be a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477876
Herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478320
>anon and manticore moaning at their dinner table
must be some good dessert

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478315
It's part of the fun and helps make the man a bit more eager.
>>40478321
If I'm the one initiating it and asking her out, sure, that's what I should do. If she starts, then it's on her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478217
I want to turn the tables on a smug young demon, throw teasing lewd talk back and forth, dom her and throughly explore her body to exhaustion. And that damn female kid is still going to be smug, now from how much lust she can induce and how much she got loved.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478244
so which monster(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478399
>hypno eyes
They can't keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478416
basilisk have to be one of the most fun to tease

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478399
This snake looks like she's going to try to purchase me for a sack of gold when I'm drawing water from the local well to bring back to my hovel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478114
God I love this stupid demon girl so much it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478422
You're playing a dangerous game there

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478474
they're bona fide good girls so there's really not much to be worried about. you could even get naked in front of them and it's okay because they're wearing a mask

[Anonymous No.]

weasel triplets

[Anonymous No.]

>your an advisor to Druella
>one of her spies reports the following:
>two human kingdoms are going to war against each other over some territorial dispute
>the armies are already on the march
>They are expected to meet near the border of Lescatie
What can Druella and her demon/MG army do to stop the bloodshed from happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478492
cutest bugs, go

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478578
a lone gandharva usually does the trick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478584
That's a lot of pressure on that gandharva
Eros help her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478432
The "tall graceful sex demon" kind of species simply become too cute and erotic as lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478624
ah yes, time for heals, my favorite part of adventuring

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478384
She has the biggest boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478630
i guess they could spare a couple cupid backup singers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478139
More like the insane asylum, I am leaving

[Anonymous No.]

I need an mg thats

Friendly
Feedable
Fecund
Family Friendly

[Anonymous No.]

What's the response your wife gives you on the rare instance you say you're "not in the mood"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
Just cuddling and falling asleep is fine. As long as it doesn't happen often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
power bomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
you have 10 seconds to comply

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
milk in mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474490
Are the MGE games worth playing? I've only played KC's demo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478804
they're okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
slightly sad 'okay...' followed by a 'wait, whats wrong?' about 10 seconds after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478804
from what i've played, i give it a resounding meehhhyehhh/?????/??

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
She either offers me a 30 second head start or grabs me by my collar and drags me into the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474035
>hey so this is my wife...
>[later]
>i cant believe they didnt mention your ears or the literal wall of tail and fur.
>only the fact that you are 1700 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470794
As cute as maids are, I wish it was canonical that Kikis could have jobs besides just servant. It sucks that they're basically a race with zero social-economic mobility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
Just this look

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478914
she understands my milk addiction

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478914
I bet Wight-san doesn't understand how to work a computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470794
i very much hope she isn't maiding whilst pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478500
She can hear you doing that, can probably smell you too, and can definitely sense your heat. It is too dangerous, she could snap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478919
I think that's shortsighted anon. Yes they are servants, but they choose their masters, and even the lowest of the NEETs can become a successful man with their help. Their upward mobility happens through their masters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
She does something to make me laugh and feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
rotates to the other vices

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478919
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_II#Dark_Warrior
>The monster instinct to seek sex with a man is essential for all races of monsters. So the bestial instincts of the Dark Warriors can hide in any mamono who is looking for a spouse. Among the Dark Warriors there are even very unusual races, such as the Kikimora.
doesn't exactly sound like a maid but i could be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478929
monsters are not subject to such human frailty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470794
shed broodmother me if she was a bikini maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479045
the trip to aegyptus was worthwhile

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
Martial rape is a myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
I have a wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
We train and get nice and sweaty then bathe

[Anonymous No.]

Quick cheshire doodle

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes its fun to watch the mothman flying through the night, although if you have a light on they may come in close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479185
oh no, not happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479185
no you cant make me happy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479185
this chesh is off her rocker

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479300
She posted too much on /qa/ and /s4s/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479293
I like the Hammerfight weapons in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479293
is it no good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479293
I'll trade my rights for 20 McMofu chicken nuggets

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479293
>having to buy trash that adventurers found lying around
poor nuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479293
im going to give that tanuki 247kg bar of 24kgold and a 234karat diamond

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479064
Who’s the artist of this cute kiki and her many daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478682
>Let me fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479425
https://twitter.com/donki_kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479470

>donkey
>kikimora

donkey show

[Anonymous No.]

>Oni challenges you to an arm wrestling match
>If you win she becomes your living daki love doll
>If she wins you become her living daki love doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479569
So I win either way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479569
>squeezes your hand so hard you tap out to avoid having it screwed back together
>get your hips screwed apart instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479021
I didn't see that. That's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479021
That's my shit right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478674
crab, crab is perfect, science has proven it

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>>40478674
you want a maid. I recommend kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

New Wife. Named Irupe-Thayna from the same continent as my wife Belladonna. She is a Poison Dart frog Mucus toad.

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis!

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>>40480013
The interesting things about Poison Dart frogs is that their poison is derived from what they eat i.e. various poisonous bugs, they do not produce it naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480024
maybe anons cooking is that bad and shes afraid to tell him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480024
Indeed. She enjoys eating a varying "Poisonous" Demon Realm Berries. Recently also enjoys eating my Manticore Wives Slime.

So yes she is indeed poisonous!

>>40480043
Kek

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>>40480043
>wife rather be a poison monster than shatter anon's innocent smile
what a good wife

[Anonymous No.]

Anons! If you ever find a magical golden ring that has mysterious speech inscribed on it that says:
>"ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"

Do not, AND I MEAN DO NOT wear that thing. It is a demon realm artifact that and maybe belongs to an ancient evil. I doubt even the arrogant magics of the monstergirls have nothing against such an ancient evil aura.

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>>40480186
Yeah, but it makes me feel like a pimp and turns me invisible. I've been using it to rob my dragon neighbor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480205
>anon wears The One Ring of MGE
>anon is invisible in the physical realm but is more visible in the non-physical realm
>is now exposed and visible to previous ancient evil dark lord who is an evil asshole high elf in black plate armor, now an ojou-sama lady because of mamono mana and monstergirl logic
>she speaks in her scary-sounding language which essentially is telling you to hand over her ring
>said ring attracts forces of evil, entire warbands of orcs are now attracter to your location to find you

Congratulations anon, you dun goofed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40477486
>>40477539
>Mix all the milks together and drink the concoction
>Anon feels like he just downed a bucket of LSD

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480250
>giant flaming lilim eye watching Anon walk out of his dragon neighbor's home with an armful of gold and a pair of her panties over his head
>this is what her magnum opus, the distilled essence of evil, is being used for

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>>40480286
Don't think an oh-so-funny greentext is going to solve your current problem anon. The One Ring attracts the forces of evil, meaning an orc waraband is already on their way to capture your sorry fat ass. And the ancient evil asshole high elf dark lord in black plate armor is gonna constantly demand you to give her back her ring. With her evil flaming eye watching you. Better find that Order-aligned adventurer party called "The Fellowship" to save your sorry ass so they can dump that evil ring in a volcano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480328
>Better find that Order-aligned adventurer party
Nah I'll leave that to /tg/fags, I'll use the ring to prank even the memest cheshires and take creepshots of Druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480186
So you're saying I shouldn't have used it to unseal an ancient evil and then proposed to them with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480016
>So you don't even rape him? You just cuddle with him to keep warm?
>"Yes."

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>>40480368
But anon, how will you not only save yourself from evil forces that are attracted by The One Ring. But how will you evade the ever watching presence of that evil high elf dark lord wanthing her ring back AND with her big flaming eyes? You still have not answered that question.

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>>40480013
Normally not a fan of frogs, but that fat ass made me reconsider

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480328
>I'm horny. we haven't had nothin but splintery dildos for three stinking days!
>yeah! why can't we have some dick?
>what about him? he's fresh
>he is NOT for frucking!
>what about his fingers? he doesn't need his hand virginity...
>back scum! he goes to Sarohnda; pure and unspoiled
>pure?! why pure? does he give good sport?
>he has something; a human 'weapon'. the mistress wants it for her womb
>orc lunges for Anon's dick
>just a mouthful! a little bit between my flanks!
>brawl ensues as the horc tries to get her horde back in order

[Anonymous No.]

>>40479064
Lewd belly dancer monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480403
>anon empowered by the ring fucks the horde into submission
>ancient evil shows up and demands anon give her the ring back
>anon declares he'll mindbreak her into his good little cumsock too
>because this world aint big enough for two evil overlords

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>>40480406
That cat has a weapon of mass destruction down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480403
No; "LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK IN THE MENU GALZ/BOYS!"?

Lame!

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>>40480436
>;

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>>40480387
>Hellhound and Yeti office ladies
>They become friends and chat a lot
>Hellhound can't wrap her head around the idea of consent and the Yeti's whole hugging thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480436
>forgot most important part
I'm throwing myself into the giant spider web

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480450
You had me until the last bit.
Hellhounds are built for non-negotiable snugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480450
>So, you just wrap your arms around him?
>Yep!
>Like, completely encircled and and he can't move?
>I mean, he probably couldn't if you squeeze too hard or-
>And that's when you rape him, right?
>What? No!
>Oh, so you rape him before and then make sure he cant crawl away while you nap with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480488
>I can't believe it, the guy I like actually hugged me back earlier! I'm so happy!
>Hugged you back? Like he raped you?
>What? No no, not that.
>Ohhhh, so you raped him?
>There was no rape involved! Just hugs!
>Okay so hugs are a sex thing though right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474490
theres a dude writing a fic with intrigue and stuff, but the MC is druella herself, showing a AU of the invasion mainly from her view
Basically expading on the baseline of what we know of the invasion without adding a gun toting OC/soulsborne character

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480585
Sounds kinda neat. What's it called?

[Anonymous No.]

BEWARE! THIS VAMPIRE WANTS TO CLAIM YOU, RUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480600
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14078268/1/Fourth-Born-s-Conquest

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480631
>run

[Anonymous No.]

POV: Your fist night in your Amazoness wife home

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480649
I don't like the sound of fist night

[Anonymous No.]

>order groceries online
>Milk gets replaced by brandless bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480643
Please dont bite me, I will get you a suitable male, a high class man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480649
>excuse me, can I go now? I have video games to play

[Anonymous No.]

no bogie to casually breakdance in your house

[Anonymous No.]

Teeth are decent

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480631
Lady Yupei Ripoff but in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480585
Boring does it even have valiant heroes killing cute monsters that dare to save the peasantry from toiling in the mines?
It's really funny so many of these stories even call out how little killing the wars have until the MC shows up but gloss over how if that was the case most of both sides would shun the guy after he genocides a bunch of monsters and presumably their husbands who half the order guys would probably know by name.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a fox in your bed, hope you don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481092
But I just woke up and I won't get in the bed for the next 12 hours at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481092
Thats okay she can sleep there. I've been sleeping downstairs on the couch anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to ushi cave
>Wake big bug up
>Say you’re gonna rape her
How does she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481083
I think there is an isekai on ff.net where the MC is a martial arts guy who gets a harem of monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

NGL at this point I want someone to make a story about chad thundercock fucking monsters and living it up
I wont even read it, just seening the summery of it would be breath of fresh air

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480013
Cute frogwife. I thought you'd keep doing Pslime variations, but she kinda fits in with her slimey qualities.
>>40479131
>Martial
Should have said marital, now she's gonna show you martial rape.

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The gratest story is one called "steve and suzy"
It starts with steve goring shopping for his sick mother and ends with him pounting an 8th child in his succubus wife while a lilim pulls the tuxedo mask "my work here is done" meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481206
But where's the drama? The conflict
What did steve have to do obtain his wife and kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481219
The great thing about monsters is that once you stick it in they're stuck with you forever

[Anonymous No.]

Is fran the worst of the maidens?

[Anonymous No.]

>succubus ends up in this world
>tries to seduce some guy online by sending him pics of herself
>he thinks she is trying to scam him

[Anonymous No.]

>jannitor applications open
alright, who wants to jump the grenade and keep bad actors out of our thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481238
Anon will not pay his taxes

[Anonymous No.]

Shagging so much goat pussy you’d call me a Welshman

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481238
It can go several ways if Anon decides to expose the scammer and plays along at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481237
The point is that she is happy with her new form.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481237
I would say sasha's "fallen brides" story made her the worst
But thats becuase I absolutly hate Lolis and the elt fucking the church kids is a bit too spicy for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481271
Isn't someone going to call the cops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481242
Posting siths is neither off topic nor against the rules, sorry anon.
Neither, in fact, is posting takes on mge people aren't a fan of. You might be able to get rid of the rare human girl post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481277
They don't know

[Anonymous No.]

TURF WAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481298
B-But!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481242
Anyone using his janitor/mod position to keep retards out of mgt would quickly lose his position. We are supposed to handle them ourselves via "gatekeeping", majority of bad actors don't even (explicitly) break any rules anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481277
The justice system has failed. He'll be raped and married long before they even arrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481277
Why, what did he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481306
i fucking hate pickle, b17 bomber is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481306
Now would be a good time for Anon to make a quiet exit while these powerful, feral Monsters are busy fighting each other.
On the other hand... Maybe he should see how this goes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481219
maybe the drama is suzys accention to monsterhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481326
>make a quiet exit
Good choice if you like living on the edge
>anon is slowly walking back
>one of the monsters notices
>her feral brain is still sharp enough to process that sharing male with her opponent is still better than no male at all
>"he's getting away, GET HIM!"
>now anon has to deal with libido of TWO predators
>and they still fight all the time, but now it's asserting dominance in this triangle by sexual acts

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481702
Need mommycore to liven me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481702
hehe
deadlifts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481237
>No one cared who I was until I grew the tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481702
why hasnt anyone written a determined necromancer story yet? That story about anon learning to live with his zombie was cute, we need more like that

[Anonymous No.]

if there was a scabbies monster girl I'd wife her just so I can brutally sodomize her everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481935
be the change you wish to see anon, breath life back into this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482215
The hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481170
>Cute frogwife. I thought you'd keep doing Pslime variations, but she kinda fits in with her slimey qualities.
Yeah i thought so to as well. In fact way back before i got an image of her i was thinking about her having a slime. Most likely a Bubble Slime Pslime, but in development i thought it would be to much. I am leaving it open however that i could add one later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482245
Me try write story no good it was.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna become an adventurer and I won't lose to the Succ!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482277
i'll be the judge of that. link it pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482265
Anon is trying to cope with his diesease

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482277
start with greentexts, much easier

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480013
Nice! I brought them up a few threads ago. May I ask what that poison does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482463
Mamono in military uniforms...

[Anonymous No.]

creepy nerd monsters are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482702
>creepy
don't be mean to the poor lass

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482463
i'm ready to whore it up after a mamano garrison moves in

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478244
timely

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482746
nooo I don't want to get dragged into her fantasies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482711
not being mean, she just looks a little creepy which makes very cute and very sexy in my eyes
>>40482746
phantom tomboy from the ye old day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482730
>whore it up
>marries the first monster that touches you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482776
she's just a little nervous anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482792
such is life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482792
just like that one cringy anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482810
Which is still cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482702
>thin as a reed and has no.obvious curves to speak of
>still has the thirst and sexual prowess like any other succubus
>further amplified by the fact that she's a repressed teen
>will fuck you into the bed if you let up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482792
she made eye contact; it was love

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482688
>>40482463
Demons and succs in military uniform is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475712
Hmm...be a squid(mindflayer) or become The T-1000(Shog) you decide

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478399
I love lamia with hypno eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483079
I could resist their hypnosis. I'm that strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>That's a nice big park over there. You could fit an army in it.
>I do like to take nice long trips along the city walls.
>Oh, don't mind me mister soldier. I am just practicing counting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483100
>gets detected because someone thought it was weird a little girl smelled like an old woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483100
i'd better give her a list of all the guards shifts so can she know when we can continue the city tour

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483100
A goddess in any form

[Anonymous No.]

>>40481275
Why hate girls in their prime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680

[Anonymous No.]

How embarrassing that there are some human villainesses out there that managed to look far more beautiful, sexier and prettier than most monstergirls. Come on monstergirls, get good and prettier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483153
feminism destroyed society and make people think young girls are unfuckable

[Anonymous No.]

>40483180
Fuck off back to /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483180
You are being tricked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483180
>but ages like milk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483153
its probably a taste thing. I personally dont like hags, Id rather my children not have Down's

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483097
Quote from man hypnotized by snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478868
Please have some decency, don't let a dog put you in a collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483227
That's why you monsterize them. Mamono correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483191
>posts human shipgirl
pot, meet kettle unless this is some multi-layer shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483352
They'll hold you down and put one on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483380
Not worthy, I let her be an old crazy cat lady and die saone

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs some busty nukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483100
>Mam', this city already being run by a demon shadow council, Please fill out the right forms before planning an invasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483352
But what if I get lost, the authorities will need to know who to contact when they find me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475844
we should really open our doors to abyssbros in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483534
>secret abyssbro meetup
>"no girls allowed" sign hanging outside the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483543
we have brownies, a lot of alcohol, bean bags, a bbq, and several LNight marshmallow cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483597
Don't forget video games. Halo on system link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483597
>marshmallow cats
But they've been corrupted by the abyss

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483534
Should we also let wendibros in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483524
>Poor little anon got lost in some mall
>Is so anxious is on a verge of a panic attack
>has his collar
>His wife comes prompty and cuddles his panic away

[Anonymous No.]

The Devil went down to Georgia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483464
inflation is affecting even the Danukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483666
i wanna see those titties be unleashed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483676
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6743194&tags=nek3124

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483666
Market crash those titties on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483656
Wouldn't this imply she's a northerner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483782
Or that Georgia is even deeper south than Hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483789
Hell is either Washington DC or NYC

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478864
Meteion is not such purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483801
I thought Hell was other people

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483826
>>40483801
>>40483789
Hell is a wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483789
>Go to hell
>See stairs that go down to Georgia
>It's just full of demon and devil girls
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483871
>devils and demons with a thick southern drawl, stars-and-bars bikinis, and some thiccness
See you guys later, I'm going to Georgia

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483898
>stars and bars
>confederates
I'm grabbing the Springfield, perfidy to traitors

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do this to my guardian angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483666
I wish to see a GRAVID Mamizou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483949
>Yes, this training is vital to help us defeat the evil demon general

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483898
>stars-and-bars bikinis
Just be careful if you see any dark elves with that kind of bikini.

[Anonymous No.]

Work with monster girls is vastly underrated.
You should consider opening a small business with your wife, especially if she can produce something to sell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484008
I would really like to open a library with my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484007
Sweet Home Alabama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484013
It better have a lewd section then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484018
i was more thinking of selling forbidden tomes of ancient lore, but i could also write smut and sell that, along side other people's works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483974
Protect your investment
https://files.catbox.moe/5tggij.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484008
Gonna start a thieves guild with my black harpy wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484008
>Start selling potions that your Lich wife makes
>Half the town becomes borderline addicted to them since they are that good
>Your wife just takes notes upon hearing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484058
little klepto shitheads

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484072
They just REALLY like shinies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483801
Detroit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484029
>i was more thinking of selling forbidden tomes of ancient lore
That library would be a safe haven for gloomy monsters, nerds and ancient evil wannabees

>>40484065
>The clients keep giving her requests for new potions
>She has to test each one out thoroughly before they can be sold
>Your neighbor just requested a tailpussy potion

[Anonymous No.]

>Yes, you need to fill the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484137
Good. I want gloomy monster friends as a well as a monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484008
I'd most likely set up an illegal husband napping shop, you call, tell me the details and how you want to meet him, I'll make the scenario playou perfectly for the monster in question but mostly likely deal with stealing hubbies to be and give them to their future wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484035
Big money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483454
>die saone

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484200
I need a Haku teacher to mess with so I can be the funny and flirty one while shes the straight laced adult that has to deal with my staged stupidity and immaturity in the form of teasing and pranks
For example fake crying to make her lactate in the middle of a lecture

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a way to ungrape a pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484257
reload save, smack grape snek with wiener three times

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484257
Pharaoh the grape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484257
your going to have to suck the venom out anon of arabia

[Anonymous No.]

>>40475594
>they drop badass edgelords from other universes to slaughter mamonos
Now that's rattled my funny bone, what if instead the 'fic was about an "edgelord" that knows how the Order and Lescatie is, and instead fights bandits and the Order or humans that try to shit up mamono territory while helping mamonos? hell maybe even getting a harem himself or being the wingman of a lad that's interested in a mamono, could lead to some mushy romantic stories where the guy helps a lad bag a mamono he likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484257
your going to have to assemble the roaming sun elf tribes under your banner in order to get the force needed to kick the fat snake out of the capital

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483871
>>40483898
You get lost while going down to Hell and encounter Porno Diano!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484327
but how will I convince their leaders? the elves have never cared for the politics of the kingdoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484348
hehe, funny clown lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484348
Porno Dianno lmao

It's great to see a series from Japan where the hero is no wimp, has no doubts about himself and fucks all the women he loves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484353
tell them to think of the all the grateful, single, young men in that will cheer for them when they liberate the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484137
>>Your neighbor just requested a tailpussy potion
At least it's not a abyssal potion or a lilim potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4047812
>It's just an easy shortcut through a mineshaft
>The dwarves "Dug too deep?"
>Don't tell me you believe in urban legends anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40478124
Oops >>40484489

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/sci/14644578

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484510
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484510
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484532

[Anonymous No.]

someone is smelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483192
Have a source on the artist? I love these more simplistic sketches

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484616
dunno, some dude who started posting within the last week

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484583
Stop bullying trolls they try their hardest with flowers and perfumes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484658
they got that sexy stink, that stink that makes your head spin and twirl with erotic thoughts, I just cant help but not Sniff trolls, man

[Anonymous No.]

So how that KC pol went? Did people pick game over profiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484741
The game won 65-35

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484749
Naturally, people were only there for the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484008
But I do work with my Lilim wife on her game show!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

We’re on page 10, so sit down have a cup of hot cocoa, and tell me how your days been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484510
That sounds about right, yeah. If we don't understand it our first instinct is to try and kill it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485127
Pointless as usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485127
Bad

[Anonymous No.]

it's a custom to inhale deeply after a moth blows you a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485093
i want a dragon mommy and i want to drink dragon milk all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485127
I tried to play LoL again. I now remember why I don't play LoL anymore.
That game still has some top tier monster girls tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485127
its too hot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485127
Messing with koikatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485127
Stuck on work at the moment, its getting warm where I live and just now I realized that capcom decided to shit up the G-rank Zinogre armor for Sunbreak. Even then Im doing good so far. Planning to play some more monhun or play a bit more AC7 after my shift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485127
>how your days been.
It's too fucking hot
Godamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485357
I'm waiting for my small group of friends to buy it. I liked soloing fine in World but I hate it in Rise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485383
>friends
I wish I had those

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485411
I met them in Final Fantasy XI over a decade ago. Amazing how standing around for hours doing absolutely nothing while waiting for a monster to spawn brings people together.

Catgirls have advanced a lot since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485127
If I had an Atlach Nacha wife my day would have gone like this
>Get woken up by a cute but angry spider
>Get abused, insulted, raped and bitten by her
>Bite and rape her back like usual
>Spend the rest of the day with a now cute and happy spider
>Eating, spinning web, going on a walk, cuddling and loving each her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485383
Sunbreak's a lot of fun surprisingly, it gets better when you're with friends, so I hope your buddies manage to get it soon, fellow hunter anon.
here, have a sleepy fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485472
I tried being in an a group from jp for that one loli fairy mmrpg from 12 years ago who's name I can't remember
Didn't make a single friend....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680

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>>40485411
>>40485517
Making friend online with monster girls would be quite fun.
>You faked being a nerdy monster to avoid them treating you like a boy
>They eventually guessed your identity
>To your surprise they still act very cool and treat you like a friend
>Though your ushi-oni pal did once swear she'll find and rape you when you caused the party to wipe

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>>40484327
This sounds cool. Gonna save the pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484616

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485691
This is just the woman experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485779
When you see a pharaoh getting graped you know it's normal and entirely acceptable.
This, however, is utter heresy. That sight deeply disturbed me and I'm gonna need snek therapy to recover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485819
>When you see a pharaoh getting graped you know it's normal and entirely acceptable.
Well, from my point of view, that is heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480424
I love Hip Inspector Anon's posts

[Anonymous No.]

Hags are for ___

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485905
making jealous by flirting with lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485905
Dating. Also you pay for the whole thing with your own money even if said hag mamono is rich as fuck. Even if she is insisting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485935
Sabbath monsters don't have the slightest clue about dating
They go on about how cool onii-chan is and how much they want to play with you
Hags meanwhile are experts at capturing the heart of younger men

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485977
The imp in mge asking if you want to be sweeties was the cutest thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485905
romancing and making them feel like 200 years younger

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485944
>Hag salamander
>Perfect for being the master to a young hotshot who wants to become the best fighter in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486031
perfection, and shes an old master and gives him a power up by sleeping with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486031
>Alright kiddo, time for penis training!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485977
How are so many of them still single after all this time, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680
Reminder that nuns are always trustworthy, regardless of species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485977
Young monsters have great instincts for knowing what men want and they're great at following those instincts. Sabbath lolis not so much, considering they're older than the hags.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486059
>actually buffs young fighting anon, and makes able to beat world class punching bags like nothing but still cant beat old sensei

[Anonymous No.]

>>40484348
>Pale skin
>Green eyes
>Dark hair
This is perfection

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485905
Showing them that they're perfect the way they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485905
showing pure love for

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486071
Unfounded rumors about hags being desperate to reproduce
Boys too scared of dating bigger women
And a bad reputation because of a few rogue hags going wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486093
What about succununs who claim the path to salvation is releasing all your sins inside her?
I don't think the holy scriptures mention anything about that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485905
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486226
she spoke to god and she said it was cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486226
You're just not reading the right parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485944
>>40486007
>>40486181
>>40486188
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486150
i'm more of a brown skin/white hair/black sclera guy myself

[Anonymous No.]

im so stuck for my nuki character :(

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I could really use a akaname right now and you dont want to know why

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486400
is it too warm for you, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Akaname Amazoness

[Anonymous No.]

akaname tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486438
sounds like a chameleon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486438
she has abs on her tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486448
That's cool too.
>>40486450
Chameleons give different vibes, but they're cool too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486385
Black skin with white hair is already top tier.
No need for distracting black sclera, especially since monsters with black sclera tend to be violent rapists.

>>40486450
>>40486469
>You're walking in bad part of town
>Suddenly get grabbed by a tongue
>Pulled into a dark alleyway
Chameleons are dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485905
Taking out to a nice seafood dinner and then never calling her again!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486524
This is about as dangerous as hugging a yeti, asking a basilisk to see her pretty eyes and showing a lizardman your no-hit dark souls run.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486650
remain horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485127
Poorly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486650
Doesn't make much sense, all 2D people look and behave the same skin color aside, unlike irl ones. Whoever made that image is one of those retards who thinks 2D dark skin = black

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680

[Anonymous No.]

why do monsters that are way taller than me appeal to me so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486650
Imagine walking with your werecat wife when you hear some guy start shouting about how cats are entitled lazy assholes, only to then shut up and leave when his cheshire gf orders him to come for his daily facesitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486741
Because you want to be the wife in that marriage so do I

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486635
>10 tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486707
It's just a joke, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486765
No, u got a screw loose, I think it is due to me finding comfort in a nice big soft monster gf whose pudgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40485127
pretty good. im happier and more confident than i've ever been.

[Anonymous No.]

what color combos are the sexiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486922
Black and purple
Black and yellow
Black and red

You see where I'm going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486922
In my opinion:
>Black and anything
>Purple and pink
>Pink and white
>Pink and red
>Just red

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486635
El abominación...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486938
black goes with everything I get it but I also like purple and white as in pure white, or brown and sea blue, brown and pink, brown and yellow, blue and red, purple and brown
>>40486948
good taste too, but what are some favorite skin color lipstick color combos of yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486972
Personally, I tend to think black girls are hot. I also like purple lipstick, so that? I really like the idea of having lipstick marks left on me, so I guess thats why.

[Anonymous No.]

>human woman: cucks you with chad
>monster girl: kills you for chad
yeah i'll pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487004
I think black gals are very hot too, especially when they are dark chocolate, if ya get what I mean. I ain't liek them lightskins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487031
but black cats are bad luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>40487016
please go and pollute the minds of teenagers and lost young men elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487031
I dont think its specifically the skin colour, I also really like the hair. Still, its not like I don't like light skin, its just I've noticed a pattern in my likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487049
Bad luck for my lust not spilling over and going animalistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487049
I think that cat ate too many pizzas

[Anonymous No.]

>chad tries to join the sabbath
>they tolerate him for a day but kick him out after a witch overhears him saying "look at those tits and ass"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487068
I love that hair honestly, wanna run my hands through it, I just love brown monsters a whole more than vanilla skinned ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487107
I also really like how dreadlocks look. They look really cool imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487142
im more for braids but its okay, I also headcanon, a monsters skin color dictate their milks flavor/ sweat smell

[Anonymous No.]

red is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487168
I'm not big on the brown/black skin = chocolate milk thing but I understand the appeal. I like to imagine milk taste is based on personality/something to do with the soul. Its basically how their magic would taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487174
strawberry or cherry milk?
>>40487187
so ancient evils have a bit stronger tasting milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487068
>walk into a job interview and see this
>start stuttering and tripping over my words
>the interviewer smirks and asks about the size of my cock
>resumes fall out of my pocket
>run home crying
>the interviewer calls me to let me know that I passed and that I start next week as her secretary
what to do anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487209
ask for a gallon of her milk as payment, everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487209
I demand pronebone as compensation

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486524
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487219
>chesh boss casts hyper lactation spell on herself
>you spend most of the workday sucking the excess milk off so that it doesn't make a mess when it starts leaking out

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487204
its less about the power/amount of magic and more the nature of it. when i got high i could see my friend's souls and i imagien thats how the magic would work. like their soul behaves, looks and functions uniquely and therefore so does their milk.
>flayerwife has superfluid milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487257
great protein source, alos get to hear sloshing chesh tits as asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487267
>when i got high i could see my friend's souls
Who the fuck is your weed guy? I need his number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487295
im a total lightweight. had about 3 units of alcohol and im fucked rn. i wiegh next to nothing for my height. theres something wrong with me. no tolerance.
when i saw their souls, i only took like 7 puffs of a blunt (dont know how to phrase this), and minutes later i was all at peace with nature and stuff. the experience has made me very much appreciate wonderworms even more. I want to smoke with them while i rest my head on their shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486752
>cheshire gf orders him to come for his daily facesittin
Now I want an older cheshire dominatrix gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487322
I hope if I ever get high I will see a glimpse of my monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487332
well im getting high again soon. im hoping to see her. if i do, i'll let the thread know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487325
i can kinda see that but I'd much rather a jabber or a mad hatter who does the regura on me

[Anonymous No.]

even demons are better in chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487332
>>40487346
Try hallucinogens, weed doesn’t really give you visions unless you mix it with something else. LSD works but you also have to have the mindset of seeing her to truly see your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487421
That face

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>>40487426
Yeah I noticed too late, have a magical cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487432
Lactomancy is not a serious magical discipline, and you can't convince me otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487423
itll be dmt or weed again. only things im interested in.

[Anonymous No.]

You got one message to send through the portal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487446
they are perfect healers as well as quell mad monsters with ease, so watch your tongue
>>40487462
I AM SEVERALY ADDICTED TO BREAST MILK, IM BOUT TO CROAK

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
try to get here as quick as possible. whole lot of people here who need you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
I hope this reaches the cheshire/fox/kiki out there, you are beautiful and I am coming for that mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
Help us, we need monstergirls more than ever before we destroy ourselves with our avarice and wickedness.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I get drunk I always want a satyros to take advantage of my drunk state. Not like rape me, but use the fact that I'm drunk to swoop my off my feet and smoothtalk me into coming home with them, and letting my drunk mind openly express my wants and desires. granted, drunk people cant consent, but i dont mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487573
>drunk people cant consent
So high functioning alcoholics can’t fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487573
oh hey 1000th post for winegoat! im proud of what ive done this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487604
no its like, if you are drunk/intoxicated, you are not in the right mindset to give consent to having sex. i dont know what a high functioning alcoholic is but if theyre very drunk, they shouldnt be. i think it only applies to being initiated on, though. if they say they want to, i think its ok but even then its kind of a bit iffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487621
for the record im also durnk so im probably not explaing this very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
2 burgers, 1 large fry, send your shyest bunyip, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
I'll take all the fatties

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
Please send me a dating profile of all the single baphomets and what they want in a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40482771
Remember, ghosts can possess you and learn about all your thoughts and desires.
A Phantom might drag you into your darkest fantasies against your own will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
Save me before its too la-

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
78% of men suffer from depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
i want to die, also need better shoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
I want to have sex with a meaty old gal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
Save yourself from hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
Please, save me and my people, every day. It’s getting worse and one of these days I’ll be a foot less

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487868
Sir this is not the event horizon.

[Anonymous No.]

What should I do to summon and impress the Elder Sister Baphomet? I think I'm in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
Please come and save us from our downward spiral into chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
>>40487462
NO

SALVATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487913
Coming soon to MGC theaters, most controversial horror of the century: Mamono Horizon
>Lilim receives a garbled message from another world
>thinks her destined husband is calling for her
>in reality he was warning her to not cross over
>the mamono rescue party finds themselves stranded on Earth and with no mamono mana in the world, they slowly lose their magic powers
>even worse, they begin turning back into human women
>including their psyche
>rumors speak of deleted scenes featuring ex-mamono breaking up with her partner over a petty squabble
and that's how MGC media censorship office came to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
DON’T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488003
That does sound like a horror movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
Sabbath is cringe, fuck you
Easy way to actually get portals going

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
For a good time call 8675309

[Anonymous No.]

Time to start my annual re-read of Journey of the Magus
I'm in the mood for reading, suggest and share your favourite stories, oneshots or series

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
I'm lonely

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486650
those are tanned gyaru style girls not niggers you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488056
Do you know of any good Baphomet stories anon? Also I really enjoyed Daiy Life with a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
I surrender to hags.
Please save me before it is too late.
We don't have much time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488123
I'm gonna be honest with you, not a fan of baphos or lolis so i tend to skip them
But off the top of my head Succubus Thing by Amoeba is exceedingly good and has a sabbath party (they are the villains in that context so probably not what you are looking for)
Sabbath story from Legitwho should also be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488123
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/33207841/chapters/82448710

[Anonymous No.]

how tech-literate your wife is, mines are mostly cavemonsters when given a computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488213
She knows how to use a computer and even plays video games. Although she needs to use custom keyboards or controllers for her big paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488301
hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488213
>>40488301
>computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488340
what? did you marry a computer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488352
help computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488367
so robo kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14owq2rWLdk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488056
Burning edge is nice, if you ignore the grammar fuckery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488352
Is her name Karen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
Send a humanitarian invasion now.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to hagville
>find hag
>call her mommy
>run away
The perfect plan

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488599
you can run. but you cannot hide. eventually, you will have to stop and sleep, eat, do anything other then running. that is when she will have her prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488669
>go to sleep
>wake up to odd rasping sound
>hag towering over your bed, panting and drooling, staring at you with crazy eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488367
Stop all the downloading!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488599
>go to grocery store
>tell customer service you're lost
>they call overhead for your mother
>7 different monsters show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488731
So how do they determine who gets to keep you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40486938
Black/Red/White is a pretty sexy combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488780
if the child doesn't pick one it usually turns into a brawl

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488780
milk flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488780
whoever is more fertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
I find sharp teeth, glowing eyes, and confidence incredibly attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
My heart. Fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488599
take one level further
>take a shota
>go to hagville
>find hag
>ask her wheres mommy with puppy eyes
>Then when she tries to find her but can't tell her
>Are you my new mommy, Obasan?
>run away

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488602
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Best species to corrupt nuns into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488669
There is no escape from snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488599
take one level further
>take a shota potion
>go to hagville
>find hag
>ask her wheres mommy with puppy eyes
>Then when she tries to find her but can't tell her
>All the while, lewdly teasing the hag, making sure is she both angry and horny
>Are you my new mommy, Obasan?
>run away

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488599
you could always do the tried and true strat where you rub some dirt on your face and sit inside a cardboard box.
may want to scout the area for devilbugs of unusually large size first though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488950
Always the opposite of their personalities.
Gentle and kind ones should become Manticores while cynical and impatient ones should become Jubjubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488979
Do you also have to write "to a good home" or "please adopt me" on the box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488979
you can just appear like a wild human, nude, afraid, and stealing food

[Anonymous No.]

>>40483180
That villainess HAS monstergirl potential. Look at her design, her drip, and look at her eyes! What do those "X" eyes mean, other than being a villainess? Clearly has monstergirl potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488998
yes or a mispelled sign like "pls hungy neat luv" to really sell the pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

One is not enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489027
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489142
such power

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489142
>storing cosmic energy into my body makes casting efficient
hag is fooling no one, she gotta put down the cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489114
Miss bicorn is all I need

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489183
Anon, storing power inside the body is very common in dark mages. you wonder y they got such big honkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489268
>you wonder y they got such big honkers
Yeah they sit around all day eating sweets and reading sappy love stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489389
>Most of them have (you) as the love interest that comes to take them away from being lonley and bored

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489389
>reading sappy love stories
>its all about forbidden romance between master and apprentice
>each apprentice in their books look very much like their real apprentice
haha what a coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
DESPITE BEING ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION, HELLHOUNDS MAKE UP 52% OF THE CRIMES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489409
>>40489425
You know considering all the magic they’ve got in this universe they probably could make stories and doujins where the main characters magically become the reader and their love interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489434
>romance books and doujins featuring dark mages are all magical traps to ensnare a boy
scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489434
>And it plays out just like the doujin in question, without fail
>And shes reading a regura doujin

[Anonymous No.]

I need your best pictures of Bapho Chan! She's my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489560

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489560

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489572
ahh
the perfect headrest

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489560

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489572
>>40489596
>>40489617
Thank you! She's best girl. I'd spend all day figuring out things to bend her over on. Best pussy and best butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489636

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489636
You getting put on the good Oni-chan list

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489675
i feel differently about this picture in a post-krampus world

[Anonymous No.]

how american dark mages ride their brooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489719
fuck wrong file

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489675
Well actually I want to join the Onee sabbath. Something about a lolibaba patting my head and calling me "boy" is so endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489743
thats a padling

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489787
>anon’s familiar keeps bullying his new apprentice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489719
>>40489735
>dark mage
More like American robutt

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40474490
>White civilization is.... le bad!
Bravo KC!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489815
what a cool yeti

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot, after a few hours of trying, think of a cool way to do a nuki fighting game character. So I'm doing a gremlin with an automaton puppet. Will probably post it next thread. In the meantime, enjoy this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489932
the hatter goes moo
also money power, which grows with health insurance the tanuki commits against the player with each attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489955
i was doing money power. she had a thing where she didnt have a normal meter, and instead had a money meter. she'd steal and generate gold, and spend it on abilites. so, her abilites are really strong, but she cant spam them. she also had some command normals that did more dmage the more money she had. big smack with a coin pouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489932
Tanuki calling in assists/strikers while not actually attacking herself.
OR she'd have a big oni she sends out to do the actual attacks while she herself moves about the field and has weak/piddly attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489932
maybe check out Mamizou from touhou 15.5 for inspiration

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489981
she had that too. she had a creeping coin summon, where she'd just sprinkle coins on the ground (about 20), and a creeping coin would show up and try jump-cuddle the opponent. she didnt have weak attacks, but they were super slow. long ranged though. she was basically just a spicy zoner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489925
Need tomboy yeti gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489932
She could play a bit like Olimar. Maybe have the Nuki accumulate money from combos to hire some goons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489995
Maybe make her a dual character with said bodyguard where they can combo with each other?
Set the other character out as a 'trap' to try and combo into the tanukis attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

i will revisit nuki at a later date. i like the ideas you guys have said, but it was weirdly difficult to get a full character going. i had her story ready, which was basically just the RE4 merchant, complete with the trench coat and 'Wuddaya buyin'?' line. she was just weird to try fit together. makes sense, since in her summary i wrote she is a 'Unique zoner that gets stronger as the game goes by'. I do think i should havea body guard like a few anons have mentioned too, but i think having her be a puppet would make an already complex character a bit too fucky. i say as if any of these characters are actual fighting game characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40488352
Someones been a bad computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40489932
day 2 of wanting Regura to do a madhatter doujin

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let her in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490056
Day 965 of wanting Kujira-Logic to do a Lilim doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490149
yeah why wouldnt u

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490176
*I, but u still works.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490149
of course, that's my wife and I value my drywall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490149
does she fit through the door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490225
sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>40487462
Deer Mamono, my name is anon, and I suffer from severe lack of female contact. This is due to the evil goverment. My people (men) are being oppressed, please send in the Mamono army to liberate us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490272
NOW she does

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What comes into the mind of monstergirls when they hear or see: Lone/Single Human Men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40470680

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490357
well that depends on many factors? are the monster girl and this man compatible? is the monster taken? does she have any friends who might be interested in this man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490357
free hubby

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490357
we just don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>40480634
Thanks for the link senpai. He's even got several other stories that sound pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490357

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490357
>Lone/Single Human Men

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490495
danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490495
poor thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490357
i dont know, their expressions is so hard to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490495
Yes, please come to me OwOccubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490503
i'm not familiar with this version of the heimlich maneuver

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490532
It's where she squeezes the semen out of you into her vagina.

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>>40481237
Is her story STILL not translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490503
I NEED SNEK COILS

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>>40490633
silly snake must have bought into the rumors about the dangers of SE retention

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>>40490671
me too

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Do you think lamias would have a foot obsession?

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>>40490671
i like when she hugs too tight

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>>40490752
no because i don't respect it.

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>>40489832
>White

Shoo, shoo, newfag. KC's entire thesis is a romanticist revolt against Japanese Salaryman culture and the ultra-feminism (read: modern female privilege) of Japanese women.

Basically, he hates the idea of men being forced to work themselves to death based on false promises to make a few powerful people rich, and he hates the cold, calculating, overbearing, selfish, and remorseless way Japanese women use, abuse, and ignore Japanese men.

He has nothing against White people, the Order is a direct parallel to Japanese society. Insofar as it also applies to the West, it does so because the West is also subject to Jewish cultural decay.

/End of /pol/ rant

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>>40490760
I feel for KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490760
Reddit spacing.

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>>40490772
who else would respond to that?

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>>40490772
Reddit spacing is when things are spaced out for every sentence
Breaking up thoughts into sections isn't reddit spacing

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>>40490718
>Woman who literally crosses continents to find you, and will never willingly leave your side once joined
>Will serve your every need, her long years of service to autistic dragon shrinemaidens allow her to put up with even your worst moments with grace, patience, and love
>Her very touch warms your soul or ignites you to burning passion (as required)
>Best coilhugs
>White hair + red eyes = UOOOH erotic
>Knows how to take the lead and how to let you take control in the bedroom
>Glorious pale skin and White scales
>Loyal to a fault, will defend you from threats and will have your back through any hardship
>Makes delicious Zipangu cuisine
>Marrying one automatically makes weather lizard NEETs cope and seethe

Damn, need to put Hebi higher on my list...

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>>40490797
>Reddit spacing is when things are spaced out for every sentence
but ever sentence there did get a space...

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>>40490771
He speaks for all of us. I don't think he's a /pol/tard but his philosophy would have resonated perfectly with 2012-2014 /pol/.

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>>40490800
My brother!
All you need in life is a cute hebi

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>>40490800
Yanderes are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490824
what I need is a jetpack,
then i can get a cute hebit , just fly to her
its simple

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>>40490831
i do want a language barrier+shirohebi story

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>>40490808
Oh, thought I saw at least one block have two sentences
My apologies

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>>40490847
>anon uses jetpack to fly to a ryu shrine
>just finds a boring old ryu
>meanwhile, back at anon's home
>hebi flies in on her jetpack to an empty home
>she is sad but is more than content to steal anon's underwear and snoop around
maybe next time

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>>40490772
>t. Newfag
>>40490831
>Lonely Anon decides to try to get a Mail-Order Bride
>Fills out a weird questionnaire with questions like "You are puting on your shoes--which do you put on first?" and "Do your prefer a large group of acquaintances, or a close group of just a few friends?"
>A few weeks later a young White Snake appears at Anon's apartment
>She bows low, speaks rapidly in Zipanese, hands you a card, blushes furiously and disappears into the kitchen
>Befuddled, you open the card and read that she is your new wife and that, upon receipt of the card, you are now legally married.
>It turns out your new Hebi wife doesn't speak anything but Zipanese, so you make do with a combination of gestures, signs, and expressions
>Despite being a foreigner, she's extremely quick to make herself at home and begins immediately making you dinner. As you eat, she coils around you and begins massaging your temples and singing softly in Zipanese
>After you are finished with dinner, (still blushing furiously) she leads you firmly into the bedroom and pushes you down onto the bed
>She turns out the lights, and her eyes glow like blue embers in the dark, full of her love for (you)

Sounds nice

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>>40490831
>her tail is that girthy even nearing the tip
unf

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>>40490909
I got that same survey, the essay questions were the worst

>(300 words) Describe in detail a time you started a new project, hobby, or recreation. What made you start this activity? Did you encounter any difficulties after beginning? What lessons or insights did you learn? Do you still practice this activity?
>(300 words): Recall a time you experienced a difficulty with a friend, family member or co-worker, and how you resolved it
>(1000 words): describe in detail your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy. Be as specific and graphic as possible
>(500 words): Recall a time you encountered a technical problem at work or school. How did you resolve the problem, and what skills did you employ?

Damn weird tree rats...

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>>40490972
So is that the max or minimum word limit? Cause I'm not gonna get anywhere near close enough for those.

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>>40490972
and to think some people say rape is bad when this is the alternative