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Fuck I'm retarded ignore that

>>36472925
>Monster Girl Quest
You done goofed

>>36472925
>10,000 Years of punishment
AIEEEEEEE

>Ofuda! They're not just for seals anymore!
>Impress your friends and enrapture men with these 20 talisman tips!
>Only in this month's edition of Mofu Monthly!

>>36473335
I only see 3 talismans

>>36473335
Imagine the horrors of Monstergirl Cosmo, or just the horror of a monster girl being forced to read Cosmo

>>36473335
If there an issue that has an article laying out some of the local foxes' real ages? I'd buy a copy for that.

>>36473447
Yes.
20 refers to the number of entries in the list of talisman techniques, not the amount being presently used by the cover girl.

>>36473460
>This is a parody, right anon?
>Humans don’t ACTUALLY do this right?

>see this at the bar
>wat do?

>>36473497
Order a new bed online because we’re about to break the one I have now.

>>36473497
Tell that Rules are lame

>>36473494
Every article credits the individuals featured within, along with some basic information on them.
Age is included… but only if they’ve agreed to disclose it. Some of them find it to be a point of pride, while others invariably have a blank there instead.

Stop posting anon it’s cuddle time

>>36472925
I say since we humans are sinners by nature and have been neglecting our angels by fucking m*nsters, the angels deserve compensation from us fellow humans with millenniums of sex.

>>36473497
Ask if she needs help with her broken back.

>>36473591
Get up and fight. If you are skillful and lucky enough you may be able to pull down her clothes at it.

>>36473591
Use Item [Pocket Sand]

>>36473591
>Anon loses badly against a Sally
>picrel
>Anon gets up and lunges into one, last desperate attack
>she dodges and disarms him
>but somehow his hands end up groping her oppai
>she goes red, slaps his face and runs away screaming "bakaaaaaa"

>>36473591
Time to use my hellhound dog whistle and escape in the chaos!

>>36473591
>"Oh no, I've been defeated. What am I to d- WATERY SPHERE!"

Very enticing slime!

>I'm supposed to be sucking you remorselessly, like a monster... so why does this feel so good?

>>36473796
does someone have that expecing mom succubus greentext?

>>36473784
I don't really go to bars so...

>>36473784
She's drinking on the job!

I went on a run today and I met a frog. Didn't kiss it though.

>Veteran salamander warrior keeps mopping the floor the floor with the young hero in a fight
>He keeps getting back up
How turned on is she?

>>36474271
>pic
Comfy

>>36474271
>That stew pot.
I wonder what her cooking's like?

>>36474282
>Borderline cumming every time he stands up levels of aroused
>Just strait up climaxes when he says he'll never stop fighting

>>36474282
How demoralized would a veteran salamander be if she was defeated by a mage apprentice who just learned water spells?

>>36474467
>older and taller salamander swooning over youngr and shorter mage anon

>>36474396
Swamp gumbo was a topic of discussion a thread or two back, wasn't it?

Has Ms. Whitehorn gotten a man yet?

>thread name
Surely this isn't yet another bizarro subversion attempt of that crossboard schizo masquerading as "an accident, tee-hee~". Surely.

>>36474613
Not yet.
If it repeats? Most certainly.

>>36474595
In that case it will be Mrs. Whitehorn next time you hear about her.

>>36472946
>>36474613
>>36474619
I would have made a new thread, but in the current situation that might make things worse. MGQ is also the domain of /vg/ who are content keeping to themselves unlike /tg/ retards. I'll give OP benefit of the doubt this time and assume he really just fucked up.

>"Hey, boya. Want to spend time with onee-chan?"

>>36474670
>with
More like inside

>>36474396
I hear Ms. Toad’s frog legs are some of the best in the entire bayou!

>>36474670
Wouldn’t a Gyaru slime be yellow or orange?

>>36474729
Oh god, I'm being sucked in! Help!

>>36474271
>Didn't kiss it though.
I would love to kiss a frog, but I'm afraid she'll turn into some icky princess if I do it.

>>36474613
Not the same person, this was most likely the angelposter from /vg/, /tg/tards aren't very liked there either.

>>36474747
I want be stuck to my tall dom shog maid at least 2 days a week, thrusting and cumming inside her while she walks around doing her daily maid stuff!

>>36474595
>Ms. Whitehorn, famous in Winterstown
>she’s got her degree in Early Childhood Education and is the Winterstown Pre-K-2nd Grade teacher, Snuggle Scout Troop Leader, Church youth choir director, town crossing guard, and volunteer fire brigade lieutenant
>she can never really find the time of day to go and get a man
>but the smiles from her students and friends are more than enough to warm her heart
>except sometimes on the coldest, harshest Winterstown nights they say you can hear someone crying on the wind
>it’s gotten worse since she turned 38 last year
>the selkie delivery girl always gives her a sad smile when she delivers the usual ‘Selkie Silk Chocolate Cake’ to her every month

Which MG would probably be a Juggalette?

>>36474862
Why yes, I am secretly Jyggalaag, how could you tell?

I thought it'd be a good idea to put out an ad looking for someone to teach me magic, but now I have a coven of dark mages offering to make me their shared apprentice. I'm afraid I won't have enough mana for their "training."

>>36474919
I can take your place if you want

>>36474919
Make it clear that you intend to learn magic to support and marry a strong warrior, then you will have an easier time finding a professional teacher that just wants to help you learn.

Both of these threads are an abomination.

>>36475047
>t. Sinner stuck in angel pussy for months

>>36474782
This is going to end with you nearly losing your sense of self as those two days turn into two weeks

>>36475047
This entire website is an abomination.

>slave! Ufufu, get ready to work your heart out today, you're in charge of maintenance on... Me! None other than your Lord and master.
>get the manicure kit and get ready to trim my claws and hair, I need them to be extra neat tonight for tonight's gathering
>by the way, you are accompanying me, right? Or else you're wearing the collar ask week if you refuse!
>hehehe... just kidding, I'm gonna make you wear it tonight anyways when I drag your sorry butt there with me!
>come here. good boy!

>>36475206
I'm going to "trip" and fall face first in that ample bosom

>>36475206
Bitch I don’t even know how to properly manicure my own fingernails, let alone doing it for other people. And you don’t want me cutting your hair; I’ve had the same haircut since high school, and I graduated in 2005.

>>36475260
old man

>>36475206
It hurts that this will never happen to me. I want to serve a beautiful and powerful monster with all of my heart!

>>36475289
I know. I’m almost 40 and I’m still a virgin. What do I win?
Please let it be a bullet to the back of my head…

>>36475206
She's in a for a disappointment if she thinks if I know anything about nails, hair or anything.

I love being young and fit, It makes attracting old monsters easier but being old attracts lolis

>>36475478
That's why I regularly drink shota potions to be a hag magnet.

>>36475170
>try to prove you are independent to your Shog wife
>get stuck nonstop cumming for at least two weeks (period may increase if she asks “do you wanna stay more? If so, cum”)
>try to prove you are healthy to an automata
>get stuck cumming inside her until the “Healthy Proof Quota” is achieved. Per programming you must ejaculate at least 300.000 times.
>try to prove you are reliable to your guardian angel
>To prove you can resist temptation she embraces (You) and forces you into her pussy. When you cum she will start the thousand years punishment.
Reminder you literally can’t win with these possessive long-lived types. Everything you will be a step to increase the sex period. You should just run away befo-

>>36475342
>I-I’m totally an adult with my two digits of age
Do humans really?

>>36475604
He could die tomorrow.

>>36475514
>>36475604
you don't really need the potions, all you attracting are monster pedos, you just need to stay around 21

>>36475660
See? Monsters are extremely dangerous to our fragile humans. I’m sending angels to his location right now.

>>36475522
>automaton sits on your dick, pinning you beneath her because she's so heavy
>she doesn't even have to move, her pussy squeezing, stroking, and massaging your dick all on it's own
>days later you finally reach 300 ejaculations
>automaton looks like she's nine months pregnant with octuplets from all the semen she's stored within her

>>36475604
>three digits or more old
damn, you old

>Go on 4mons
>go to a blue board
>Post nude pic of me
>also state that I am also 16
>see how long jannies leave it up

>>36475999
I'd blogpost about my daily edging sessions and post the photos of used tissues as evidence that I'm not bullshitting.

>>36476068
I'd go onto /k/ and mess with their threads by posting me nude with guns in clearly sword and magic threads

>>36475999
>go on 4Mons
>post a nude pic because I want some attention and hopefully some NEET MGs will say something nice about me to help cheer me up
>all the comments say “fake” or they go into detail about how ugly and disgusting I look
>it’s just MonBook all over again

remember that monsters will run away if you do stupid and death-defying tricks

>portal forms in your pants
>spend the entire days getting sucked and fucked by gap hag while in public

>>36476448
should have posted in the loli section, they love men like you

>>36474862
>Wurm is upset because she thought it was actually about juggling

>>36475999
>go to 4Mons and shitpost with crudely done crayon drawings
I will finish what you started Crayon Anon.

>>36476546
But I hate lolis! Why can’t more mature women like fat, disgusting, manchildren like myself?!?!

>>36476728
then change the fat and disgusting to fit and clean, tub of lard

>>36476498
Just wear some other pants?

I wish to be the subject of an experiment to see what can monsters use to molest better, tentacles, multiple arms, slime, mouths tentacles, or magic

We talk about ancient evil waifus but we’ve never talked about evil daughterus who took up their mothers mantle.

>>36477009
>Papa! I told you not to come to my room when I'm having my Cabal meetings!
And then dad jokes ruin the campaign of world domination once again.

>>36477051
>most of her “generals” (aka friends) come by all the time to ogle her single uncle

>>36472925
Mommy...

>>36476498
An old hag is a bit...

>>36477086
This is the fifth thread in a row you’ve posted this picture. What’s your fucking endgame?

>>36477132
Probably a crossboarder trying to start a shitty ass ritualpost

>>36477009
They are not so evil, when papa calls them for a dinner and won't let them through to the kitchen without a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

Just put her on top of your head

You'll be fine

>>36476160
>Go to 4mon /k/
>Make a tread saying that monster who use guns instead of swords are cowards and that I would never date one
>Watch as the thread devolves into a shit show
>Part demanding you explain yourself, trying to change your mind, salamanders saying how they agree with you, etc

>>36475999
>Make a normal post on 4mon
>fairly normal for the fist few replies
>One post says that the post looks like it was posted by a man
>Tell her that she's right but that you don't understand what that has to do with anything
>700 post of derailing later the thread is locked.

>>36477413
>go to 4mon /o/
>it's only men since females can't drive
>go to 4mon /his/
>succubi arguing that lescaite was actualy a stolen demon realm clay, and the Order provoked the monsters to attack by mass mamono hunts

MAGNIFICENT POWERFUL PERFECT GRAND SNAKE
or frog

Choose now

>>36477513
snek pls

>>36477513
SNAKE HAG!
>>36477112
CUTE! SHE IS CUTE!

>>36477450
>One post says that the post looks like it was posted by a man
damn, sweaty virgins

>>36477513
I want to see Kanako as Lamia and Suwako as a mucus toad!

>>36477112
too hot for me, she makes my dick way too hard

>>36477513
religious snaek!

I will never submit to a dominant mg, she can dream about it

>>36476448
>go on 4Mons
>post about my onahole collection and make sure to post lots of pictures of them

>>36477580
>they all say that until their dicks get milked dry by a tailpussy

>>36477580
quote from mortal dominated

>>36472925

>>36477580
>he says, seconds before falling into a trap and becoming a meat dildo for 2 months

>>36477579
what a dastardly disguise!

>>36477579
>>36477701
>in retrospect anon should have really noticed the massive train of fabric poorly hiding her tail

>>36475170
I mean there is also two days in the week when I am absorbed and stuck inside her and raped senseless

>>36477580
I'm sure there's a huge market for tsundere guys, good luck.

>>36477732
>trying to keep your distance from other people because you're an awkward loser
>all these weeb monster girls keep talking about how much of a cute tsundere you are

>>36475310
Let me sign!

Im going to be the biggest manwhore I can be for monsters

Poor impoverished shrine maiden. No one wants to visit her. Although her exposed armpits can be very alluring.

>>36477086
>Your momster is an ancient evil warlord

my dick is hard, which monster should I jerk it to?

>>36477766
gonna run away once I learn the dark truth

>>36477790
Lims

>>36477836
boring and lame

>>36477790
Don’t sin like that. Dedicate your semen as a tribute to angels.

>>36477871
If I do that, then how are they any different from monsters who want my seed?

>>36477790
Monsters wouldn't want you to be addicted to porn.

>>36477714
>snek can't believe how easy it is to get a husband by putting on a nun outfit
>father anon can't tell she's a monster, even with the extra bit of fabric for her tail
>she decides to claim father anon by sneaking up on him
>she gets stopped by sister succ who reveals that father anon is hers
>she is interrupted by sister demon and sister fox who also claim that he's theirs
>father anon is sure glad his nuns are getting along so well

>>36477892
Y-You would be proving your virtues to Heaven instead of sinning.

>>36477956
angels are holy semen demons

Me and my bro are on a quest to toss a ring into a volcano any advice on how to avoid getting raped by the orc and goblin army, or getting “eaten” by trolls, or getting caught in an arachne’s web, or escaping those creepy wights who keep stalking me?

>>36477995
get a mg gf, most of them are monogamous and will leave you alone.

>>36477790
Baphos

>>36477911
>before Father anon knew it, he had serectly gathered all the monster girl species in his church as nuns
>they all plot and toil to get him but keep cockblocking each other like crabs in a bucket

>>36478018
fuck no, I'd rather fuck a shroom before I go anywhere near a shroom

>>36478018
prime targets for the uwaaabomber

Even Pharaohs are weak to headpats

>>36477995
Gather a fellowship of a like minded men (9 of you should be enough), then gradually abandon them along the way to stop the monster pursuit.

>>36477009
Daughteru embarrassed that her mom is still chuuni.

>>36477580
Then go find a submissive mg, otherwise you're inviting doms to call you out on your bullshit.

>>36478043
I will pat the pharaoh's boobs

>>36478161
>hell eel
DIOS SANTO, AYUDAME, TU OVEJA EN ESTA TIEMPO DE desesperación

>>36478161
oh god oh fuck it's over, the fire noodle has arrived

>>36478161
Whose the person making hell versions of every monster

>>36477911
>nun from different church visits
>instantly sees through her “fellow” nuns
>she asks why are there monsters in the church while his nuns are too nervous to meet his eyes
>father anon chastises the visiting nun for being rude to his nuns
>”sure sister h.hound is 8 ft tall and muscled like a mountain, but she is as holy as you and I”

>>36478240
where are my hell bunnyips and my hell yetis?

>>36478266
in hell

>>36478266
locked in your heart, let your hand lose and make them real. I believe in you

>>36472925

>>36478266
More like Yetihound, but here.

>>36478262
>father anon is seen as the most pious father because the nuns think that he is so forgiving that he lets monsters absolve themselves by becoming nuns and is seen as a saint

>>36478335
>yetihound
I'm okey with this

>>36478335
>Yetihound
You don't get a say in this anon, you are coming to bed and we are going to snuggle one way or the other, its just a matter how hard you want me to squeeze you, If you are going to strugglesnuggle I'm sure you wont mind a couple of cracking bones

>>36478406

lmao there's definitely an effort to get this thread kicked off the board by spamming monster girl-ish threads.

>>36477394
Alien parasite gf

>"Stay close anon, I will protect you from those disgusting monsters"

>>36478470
Yes'm, whatever you and your melons want

>>36478434
/tg/fag lives a very sad life

>>36478262
>sure sister h.hound is 8 ft tall and muscled like a mountain, but she is as holy as you and I”
If Sister Mary-Mee Heckhundus had dropped to her knees at the annointed Altar of St. Anon, and sought the holy unction and sacraments, what righteous Priest would deny her that most holy of Sacraments..?
>The Body of Anon...
>The Essence of Anon...
>Take, eat, for these verily are transubstantiated into St. Anon's true body and essence...

>>36472925

>>36478529
hideous countenance

>>36478322
put that back where you found it

>>36478574
Can I have it?

>>36478574
I don't think trying to move her will work out well.

>>36478529
That face looks like those faces they put on anamatronics

>>36478470
>t. Totally not a holst

>>36478470
why does her chest have an air vent?

>>36478529
What made you think posting a picture with 3D woman's face poorly photoshopped in was a good idea?

>>36478537
Spiders are scary!

>this angel propaganda thread
Angels are just elves with fancy wings and worse sexual techniques. They need years to mindbreak a man and convince him into marriage, while the average monster girl can do it just by squeezing a single ejaculation. Maybe three tops.

>>36477995
Simple.
>first you "ride" the Spider
>then ride the Spider
Sure beats simply walking into there.

>>36478574
No him, but if you just picture her as just a 4 armed snake without the "extras" then all is good

>>36478639
She must be an Automaton!

>>36478649
But the wings...

>>36478639
It's armor

>>36478640
she still isn't much to look at it but is less offensive to the eyes

>>36478677
That's a Griffon, they're very good girls.

>>36478658
What extras?

>>36478709
double dongs and yuri

>>36478709
She has two dicks, likes turning women into monstergirls with dicks, and is not afraid to use her dicks on the assholes of small boys

I've come to a realization, Werebats are very underrated.

Eat the spider ass
Do it now

>>36478806
Please I've had spider ass for the past 4 days I need something to eat

>>36478797
I agree wholeheartedly.

>>36478361
>more monsters flock to anon’s church
>some to become nuns to try and claim father anon
>others to watch the love comedy before them
>ironically there are many happy marriages between monster and church goer due to meeting in the church
>father anon is happy to have more faithful to his church, even the wayward monster
>still has no idea of the bundles of lust and love that are his small coven of nuns

>>36478621
>Anon marries and breeds her thinking she's a holstaur
>When the kid is born turns out to be a boy
These CCs are devious.

>>36478797
So what does a Were-bat transform back into when the moon isn't full?
>a disgustingly primitive and mindless life-sapping creature who will drain your life-energy?
>or a cute fluffy animal Bat?
{Boom-tish}

>>36478885
>He is blessed by eros for his efforts and actually becomes a saint of eros, the saint of denseness
>He takes all the denseness of men and carries it on his shoulders
>that's what he can't see the monster nuns as monsters or romantic partners even if he wed them
>He sees them as important partners and family instead but he never says this as his vow to eros

>>36478806
But she's scary.

>>36478806
Too western for me

>>36478806
What would Elis spider cult be like in MGE?

>>36478997
Welp, time to sneak some demon realm food into her diet.

>>36479291
>anon decides to get back at his wife by spiking her food
>it works and she’s now a holst (for real)
>nothing really changes as his wife already acted like a holst
>at least his son will have many little holst sisters to look after

fire puppy eat borgar

>>36479026
even worse anon
human woman

>>36479385
>even worse anon
>human woman
>a disgustingly primitive and mindless life-sapping creature who will drain your life-energy?

Joke
------->
You

>>36478434
>be one of the reasons your home thread is dead
>move on to vaguely related thread on other board
>harass KC over Warhammer shit
>write bad greentexts about military speeches
>the only on-topic greentext you written is elf male pissing himself inside a monster girl
>post weird human female knights
>shoehorn western shit on a Japanese culture board
>rage when no one likes it
>rage when no one lets you destroy the thread like you did with the /tg/ one
>start shitting the entire board to destroy the thread, because they didn't let you destroy it
Why can't he just let go? Is it spite?

>>36479422
It’s the same thing that started this shit: autism

>>36479422
Srsly, by now Im guessing its some kind of repressed self-hate that it cant convince mommy to let 'it' get transition surgery, so 'it' spergs on theChanz instead.
>Fuckit, I'm just here to post monstergirls and talk hypothetical biology shit about monstergirls
>Dgaf about the tg/shit, hoping it just 41%s.
>Dgaf if its MGE MGQ Monmusu MonDoc or anything vaguely related

Say one (1) nice thing about each

>>36479554
fatty fatso and nasty sticky goop

>>36479554
cute tentacles
pretty eyes

>>36479554
jabber has some nice tits and she looks good with some pudge also big girls are cute
Gazer has cute eyestalks, is smol, and has tasty goop

>>36479539
I was actually thinking it was so stubbornly retarded that it would all coincidentally stop when ChrisMomfucker got arrested.
>no such luck, there are still a lot of them out there.

>>36479577
That was not a nice thing, apologize

>>36479554
BIG, FAT VORE MONSTER

LITTLE, SKINNY VORE MONSTER

>>36479615
but I like fatties and nasty goop

>>36479539
>kind of repressed self-hate
Like the sadcuck that keeps posting “no mg would love me!”?

>>36476462
learning parkour so you can style on monsters as you run away from them

I want to join Selene's arena!

>>36479554
I like that they've become a co-supportive team, e.g. Wok obviously can't do fine work like her hair with those Catchy claws, and Gazer needs protection.

>>36479645
I want to be a vendor who sells popcorn and drinks at selenes arena

>>36479666
I think co-combative would be a better word

>>36479686
God I wanna hotdog Jabber’s ass so bad and then be tied up to her forced to keep fucking those FAT meaty asscheeks for days.

>>36479645
I mean there has to be a tournament event or something, right?
I do question, what people get when they win fights? other than the obvious

>>36479686
No, there's some minor antagonism and arguing, but it's like sisters, not actual combat.
I could see them 'fighting' over one Anon - without any serious damage despite Wok's manxome abilities - until they finally agree to a menage-a-trois setup, and still squabble about who's on first every morning and evening.

>>36479645
Tfw
>they grab you and stich you inside the framework of a throne with only a small breath-hole at the nape of her fragrant neck and your magically-enhanced dick jutting up from the seat cushion.
>the furniture makers pour you a drink through a thin hose and you splutter to swallow it down
>"drink up, boy, today's Games are scheduled to run from sun-up to sundown..."

>>36479554
pee pee AND poo poo

There's nothing embarrassing about getting raped in public by a hellhound. It's to be expected. What's embarrassing is when she rapes you in front of your daughterus

>>36479645
I would be the one of the only men who fought with his fists. I would train everyday without stopping to rest so I can win every fight I can

>>36479633
Yeah, precisely.
>it's like posting on a parachuting forum that you're afraid of heights because you got molested in the church belfry as a kid. 99.97% unrelated to the topic and nobody else gives a shit
Autists who literally cant 'read the room', even a /jp/ room full of desperately horny mamonos.
/ignoreitall

>>36479826
boring, I'd rather get raped by a Jabberwock with many mouth tentacles

>>36478470
Jokes on you, a venus human wife is also fine

>>36479826
By the way there isn't anything embarrassing about getting raped by your daughterus that outgew (You) due to their monster blood at it.

>>36479686
Gazer wins in most of these pics, when will Jabberwock win?

>>36479826
>...embarrassing...
When your hecko-waifu gathers the daughterfus in the bedroom for "the Talk" and calls you in.
>tfw you realise you're the teaching-aid prop for the demonstration
>tfw your more studious of the daughterfus are taking copious notes and drawing diagrams in their notebooks to share with their schoolfriends tomorrow

>>36479842
Jabberwocks don't rape. They're too prideful to rape. Rape screams desperation, and a proud monster doesn't give into desperation.

They're the ones to get raped.

>>36479866
Don't dick the daughterus

>>36479826
>in front of your daughterus
only a complete failure would allow that, you are supposed to invite them at your side, hug them, kiss their forehead and tell them how much you love them and how much they mean to you to assert your dominance over your now jealous wife

>>36479830
Im pretty sure you could just have a puch up with other monsters that know how to punch
or just use DS gauntletss

>>36479886
The daddy isn't the one that gets a say in this. If he didn't want to get raped by his daughter he should stop flirting and get raped by mommy so blatantly in home

>>36479877
so how do I make them rape me, then? Dress up like an altar boy and let her mother superior sister jabber take away my "sins"?

>>36479922
>how do I make them rape me?
Simple.
You fuck the Gazer.
>"Baka, its not like I need to rape a guy to get laid or anything.., but, well, since you're here, you obviously need to experience a real mamono..."
Why else do you think she puts up with all the shit everyday from that puny Goozer?

>>36472925
Rubber focks.

>>36479963
but I don't want to, I want Jabberwock

>>36479826
>having sex in front of your kids
ewwwwwww

>>36479972
baste

>>36479877
>They're too prideful to rape.
They literally came into existence because Queen of Hearts couldn't stand haughty tsun dragons, so now they're prideful BECAUSE they rape.

>>36477995
Just ask the eagle harpies to fly you there bro

>>36480017
so they must be the best then?

>>36479972
Tfw not using some Gazer-goo as lube to turn around and pound a jealous Wok up the ass.

>>36479984
Not having sex in front of the whole city to publicly claim your waifu.
>ngmi

>>36479984
It's your wife that decides where the sex happens. Keep complaining and next time will be in front of the whole city

angel jabberwock and holy gazer

>>36480065
My wife is a wurm, I don't think that is happening anytime soon

>walking alone at night is fine they said

>>36479872
>when will Jabberwock win?
Never.

>going to the church is fine they said
>this was 50 years ago

>rape isn't bad they said
>Wisp said she'd take responsiblity and forced me into marriage

>work on the street they said
>be the mascot of the business they said
>I am dressed like a manslut and monsters can't seem to get the message that I am not going to them eat them out for a dollar, I'm just here to give out fliers
>at least it pays good

>>36480093
You're not alone anymore.

>>36480109
One day, she can't win forever right?

>>36479373
She really loves peanut butter.

>>36472925

>>36480191
Now what if I put it on my...

>>36479373
hot dog!

>>36480162
Tfw a passing Haku-teacher laughed as she translated the strange language on the signboard you've been waving all day.
>Miss Dragon's woodfired Cheese Pizzas with extra spicy sausage...
>Butbutbut, I'm not that young, I'm...
>In a dragon's view...?

Is it risky to be around hags ?

>>36480324
just don't bring up anything about age and you'll be fine

>>36480324
No, no, not at all. Why would old women pose any threat to you, anon? Most of them probably have husbands and definitely haven't been waiting centuries/millenia for a cute boy to find his way to their door.

How about a sealed ancient GOOD?
Like some sort of benevolent dragon goddess or some shit

>>36480246
>>36480191
BALLS LET THE DOG LICK IT

>>36479681
there has to be more than just popcorn,
like nachos or something

>>36480324
Do you have enough HP?

>>36480358
>tfw I would probably find hag town and chill there if I was ever isekaied to MGE

>>36480344
What would happen ?

>>36480374
pretty sure the mansion has kikimora's for that

>>36480426
If you say shit like ''she looks 40 years'' old it's basically a marriage proposal you'd praise her appearance for looking like she is a fraction of her actual age like that

>>36480426
If you call them old, you will be displinced for disrespecting your elders, the punishment, public spanking
If you tell them your age, don't expect to ever be alone again or be able to live without a monster taking care of you

>>36480374

>>36480110
She spends years raping you over and over too

I prefer this nice lady though

>>36480464
>public spanking
L-Lewd!

>>36480487
>COME TO THE BATTLE MANSION, OUR FOOD HAS CHAOS SPIDERS IN IT

>>36480464
But I am an strong independant man that doesn't need any monster to take care of me, will they believe me ?

>>36480543
[excited Bogey noises]

>>36480543
>strong independant man that doesn't need any monster to take care of me
tell me more jokes

>>36480504
why did you stutter?

>>36480570
I absolutely don't need a monster mommy

>>36480444
I want to see some idiot challenge a battle mansion kiki to a fight expecting a pushover and getting wrecked

>>36480543
>strong independant man
>Not even 100 years old
Suuuure you are

>>36480597
who said anything about a mommy, anon?

>>36480391
>Anon at the shrine maiden retirement village cruising in a golf cart with his older wife making all the other single hags jealous.

>>36480551
Bogeys like sad fucks, not fools with unwarranted confidence. (unless they're overcompensating for their low self-esteem, then they're fair game)

>>36480543
LOL, No. Until you are older than 100. you will always be a little boy to them

Guys I need an image. It's a tall touhou girl that looks at a shota next to his mom with predatory eyes. I had an investigator on this one but he failed.

>>36480597
this says a lot about your preferences, anon, could have worded that better.

>>36480570
"Male consent"

>>36480360
lonely old ryu looking after an abandoned shrine

>>36480625
>having your hag wife parade you around to make other hags seethe
>having her act super smug as she brags about having a young stud to warm her bed
Would you egg on your hag wife so she gets even smugger and confident? Or would you assert dominance by groping her in front of the hags?

>>36480933
I'd egg her on by showing how she has me wrapped her fingers by molesting her until she tell me to stop and stop on a dime and act like I wasn't even groping her to show how much control she has on me

I want to grow up in wonderland, it would be a fun place to be

>>36481033
yes

>>36481087
what wonderland monster would most likely be a teacher?

>>36480391
>hag town
It pains me that I’ll never see a paradise like this.

>>36480464
I’d hate to be one of those “let me guess your age” guys in a traveling circus.

>>36481249
you were picked up to be the spanked fool

>>36481149
wonderworms or mad hatters probably

>>36481237
I am in the same boat, I long to see that town with all my heart

>>36480933
BREAKING NEWS: Hag Town has fallen because one Anon couldn’t keep his hands to himself… More news at 11 with our cute Ryu Weather Lady!

>>36480625
>making all the other single hags jealous
They can join in, too. Why would I limit myself to one still fertile hag wife when I could be filling multiple with my young, virile seed?

>>36481276
I originally wondered how they could even film porn in MGC if every male candidate would have gotten raped and married.
Now I figured out that the News Channels likely double as porn channels from the sheer amount of mgs that lose control and rape men in public. Hell if it happens in school grounds the School Council likely sells out the film anyway to get better budget.

i would please old monsters for free but if they want to pay me then so be it

>>36481149
>teacher
Bong-wurm dispenses all knowledge, and ounce-baggies

>>36481533
that reminds me of the time that my aunt thought I had weed but it was oregano

>>36480689
Can't help you, but post it here anyway if you find it.

>>36481276
I wanna be mayor of Hag Town

Human boys belong to their momsters. They'll love you more than any "stranger" possibly could.

>die
>get scooped up by a dominatrix wisp
h-ha ha

>>36481696
I bet it was Eirin's drugs

>>36481724
dying is gay

>>36481555
Is she cute?

>>36481707
>tfw when ywn have a holst momster

>>36480464
>make a bad comment on accident
>one hag takes extreme insult by it, lifts you up and exposes your bottom to spank you
>you cry out loud for help with an exaggerated whelp to the other nearby hags
>they push your assailant away from you and some even fight eachother to be the one who holds you, whispering how they wouldnt let any old evil hag hurt you

>>36481733
Being undead is pretty cool I guess. Lots of wisp pussy and wisp ass eating in that undead scenario though. For the rest of eternity.

>>36481707
human boys should introduce their momsters to their girlfriends
>ywn introduce your hellhound momster to your kobold gf

>>36481707
I agree fellow human. You make good arguments for the rest of use humans.

>>36481786
the act of death is gay, that's why I'll never die unlike you alps to be

>>36481707
I would rather have a normal and platonic relationship with my momster.

>>36481795
you know what they always say Men tend to marry their momsters

>>36481801
>anon in front of the city gates of the undead necropolis
>"DEATH IS GAY"

>>36481849
>If death isn't gay then explain skeletons

>>36481773
>"HARDER MOMMY"

If you are so independent and courageous, I dare you to fuck a Wisp. C'mon, what's the matter? Smol human baby too scawed of bweeg ghost?

>>36480464
>>36481773
>>36481893
Bad taste, anons.

>>36481907
but how? They are ghosts

>>36481773
>your dick is being thrusted between her thighs with each smack
We stand no chance.

>>36481945
Now THIS is what I'm talking about. The world needs more of this.

>>36481907
No thanks, I'm not interested in a woman who would limit my movements

>>36481957
>>36481945
tell me more of what you want to see

>>36481908
Nothing wrong with that

>>36481788
Human boys should introduce their momsters as their girlfriends

I'm gonna make an alp experience the joys of broodmotherhood.

You know anons, I think that hakutakus make the ideal wives, they are a minotaur subspecies which means that their milk must be delicious and you also get the accumulated knowledge of generations at your ~~dick~~ fingertips. We should all go out and mqrry our teachers

>>36482031
ms hakus typing with one hand again

>>36481969
Like, I dunno. It's a weird mix of big meaty sexy thighs, exhibitionism, punishment and involuntary pleasure. BEEG hag starts slapping your ass, notices your boner, has some smug face mixed with sadistic pleasure and motherly affection, keeps slappping you, (You) cum, she keeps going further beause ''this is supposed to be a punishment'', your dick can't take it, your ass is as red as your face, her hag friends are all laughing, though obviously enjoying it and wish they could be doing this themselves etc.
Hag may end up progressing to paizuri or vaginal while caressing your smacked butt afterwards.

>>36482038
don't be silly anon, mosnters don't postn here

>>36481811
That's fine, just make grandchildren for her.

>>36482024
I'm honestly surprised I've never seen a pregnant Alp fanart.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92610042
nav did a leaky dark angel

>>36482166
GIMME ANGEL MILKIESSSSSSSSSS

>>36482114
Honestly there needs to be more fanart of alps. What little does exist is russian.

>>36482211
what a cutie, but I know I'll get molested and she will use the excuse that she is blind for why she did

>>36481817
>Vanessa 21
Very good edit

I hope you can hold your liquor down boy

>>36482258
I can't, please don't make me drink too much

>>36482258
I ain't a drinker at all, it tastes like shit

>>36482258
sorry, I don't drink and I'm only into hags.

>>36472925

>>36482303
el sondio prohibido

>>36482303
>human boy claims he won't ever lose to monsters
>Cheshire just gives him a smug smile and...
>*CLACK*
>His dick hardens, he desperately tries to cover it, Cheshire already teleported behind him with a shit eating grin on her face

Sabbath bimbos?

>>36482400
>sabbath anything
doo doo, try again

>>36482400
double cringe

HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS HAAAAAGGGGS I WANT A HAG WIFE SO BADLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36482440
You'll be over it in time for the next flavor of the month.

>>36482440
Hag hag CC hag. BEEG hag hag old hag thicc

>Huge titty jinko wife catches me napping.
I'm going to wake up with her snuggling me aren't I?

>>36482477
no, you shall see milk tanks instead

>>36482484
Nothing wrong with that
Although breathing may slightly be compromised.

>>36482484
>>36482486
Spooning is an option too, excellent cushioning.

>>36482489
I have no control over what she does though, although that may not stop her from snuggling from behind.

>>36482486
>>36482489
i meant the lap pillows

>>36481707
She big

>>36482440
Cringe.

>>36482501
I'm napping on the bed though.
Who does a lap pillow on that?

>>36482450
>flavor of the month
I have been into hags all my life and have continuously hagposted for the past 7 years

>>36472925

>>36482515
fellow hagfag

>>36482504
>posting gacha lolis
double cringe

>>36482486
>wake up from long nap
>it's dark, warm, and soft
>your wife fell asleep on top of you with her tits enveloping your head
>there's no way you're getting her off of you, so you decide to fall back asleep while soothed by her scent

>>36482520
I'm scared.

>>36482553
they can smell fear

>>36482549
Its the best way to wake up....outside being hugged by and daughterus....or morning blowjobs.

>>36482556
Does it deter them?

>>36482567
no, you are very fucked and will be drained and fucked retarded

Gentlemen, the time has come once more for me to post Saxa

>>36482576
Well better accept my fate then.

>>36482532
>>36482469
amen brother(s)

>"As you can see, mana is proportional to mofu. More mofu means more mana. Make sure you review your notes on where mana is stored."

>>36482520
You have a very noble steed miss hellhound

>>36482611
so foxes would be the best magical girls is what I am getting?

>>36482520
That's an odd combo that very much pleases me

>>36482520
>the wonderworm calms you down and makes you lower defenses
>the hellhound then pounces on you and holds you down so the both of them can partake of (you), their prey

>>36482623
They're already trying

Would you guys put your wife into a magical girl outfit and make her say the lines?

>>36482520
tfw they're alps

>>36482725
wha?

>be childhood friends with a fox
>it's not until your teenage years that you learn foxes your age don't normally have seven tails

>>36482440
>>36482515
>>36482532
>>36482599
Can’t wait to see you guys at HagCon21!

>>36482722
No, because we both have non-negative quantities of self-respect.

>>36482733
That picture is cropped from a gender-bender pic.

>>36482743
what, I can't understand nerd speak

>>36482735
you also didn't notice her big ass titters either?