Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Chill out.

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[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that canines > all the rest
And foxes are the top canines.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine posting on 4mon about how you are currently a virgin visiting hagville.
Haha that would just be silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535134
>timestamp or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535154
>post timestamp with photo
>the hunt begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535181
Just remember:
Whatever happens, you asked for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535195
May the best hag win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535181
>>39535275
You realize you're heavily biased towards getting a Rata right? They have an extreme advantage in tracking.

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>>39535512
Unless a hag notices her own house in the timestamp and bolts outside.

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>>39535032
I assume that meter tall Mansion Fox is bullet proof.

Imagine yourself in a survival horror scenario and you have to escape and her away from Mansion Fox. You finally get a gun, a plain old Handgun, got ammunition. You aim and fire to fend off Mansion Fox. But to your horror, she is immune to regular ass gunfire as the bullets bounce off of her as if she is like made of metal.

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>>39535856
>bullets disintegrate upon getting near her
>she slow-walks at you

[Anonymous No.]

Big monster girls are for reverse survival horror. They walk around the mansion trying to find me, and I need to solve puzzles and make use of the terrain to find them and run into them as fast as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

What type of dialogue, one-liners or monologue done by male heroes (future husbands or boyfriends) do monsters find attractive or give them a turn on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39536213
Statements about how they will never lose to monster pussy, moments before losing to monster pussy.

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>>39535032
Can any of you fine fellas give me a link or summary of Mara, the other goddess of love? I have not fully read a summary that I've now lost, and I wouldn't go to KC's twitter since its in Japanese. So anyone kind enough to give me a summary or link regarding Mara please?

[Anonymous No.]

No, you don't understand!

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>>39536271
Hehehe. Cock.

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>>39536282
The more I see wurm posts, the more I want a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

What troubles you Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39536322
The hot summer sun

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>>39536282
wurm is a dum dum

[Anonymous No.]

Remember you have to fight your enemies

Stand strong, steadfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>39536271
can you make a love bird harpy? mine gets into too many bird fights

[Anonymous No.]

What would a hag do if you accidentally called her "mom"?

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>>39536344

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>>39536344
You will make her into one.

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>>39536370
>young lass

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>>39535512
Rata always spills the spaghetti so everyone has a chance with anon

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>>39536276
If there's none on wiki, there is none written yet. All we have is translated tweets posted ITT.
>>39536335
I will NEVER lose to a monster affection and homemaking!

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>>39536456
>I will NEVER lose to a monster affection and homemaking!
>He lost to Monster Love and Affection

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>>39536340
give me a reference.

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>>39535032
I do not trust ice dragons who try to act cool.
Deep down they're all deredere hug addicts.

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>>39536456
>I will NEVER lose to a monster affection and homemaking!
You are wrong

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>>39536524
>>39536474
N-no

[Anonymous No.]

Warning! Very spooky, do not open!

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>>39536573
Look at this loser!
Look how he lost to love and affection from the monsters!

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>>39536213
>>39536254
>>39536474
>"Beyond Machine Assistance I see. This battle gear and weapons are not enough to take down that Arch Succubus... This battle gear is my body, if they are not enough to take down the Arch Succubus. I have to put my soul into it!"
>t. Order Hero claiming he won't loose to a pretty monstergirl

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>>39536573
>Wild rape-happy manticore is actually a great and affectionate housewife
Insta-loss

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>>39536596
>loose
Back to basics, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39536480
>love bird harpy
>anon thinks she is a lovey dovey bird
>she beats him up and rapes him

[Anonymous No.]

What element would a golden dragon be?

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>>39536605
half-feral, muscular, aggressive, rape machine Manticores are for turning into haughty ojou-samas

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>>39536383
Only an old hag would call herself a young lass.
Same for the ones who wear retro video game t-shirts and ask men if they too "fancy the latest generation of electronic entertainment".

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>>39536712
gold dragons are still fire, theyre opposed to reds

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>>39536605
>Through years of training and mental conditioning, Order soldiers are able to resist rapes better than ever
>But they also have developed fatal vulnerabilities to basic kindness and small gestures of affection

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[Anonymous No.]

Hag bros rise up

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>>39536801
Hag?
whats the best hag story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39536835
>whats the best hag story?
No idea

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>>39536801
Dem veins

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>>39536771
>Soldier anon's dick stay soft through seduction spells, pheromones and even direct physical stimuli
>Ushi-Oni takes pity on him and gives him a warm hug with headpats and sweet words
>His cries his eyes out and gives up fighting
>She later treated him to a homecooked meal and cuddles
>He deserted the army shortly after

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>>39537004
I have more veins for you

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>>39537113
Unfunny /monster/faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>Heyy~ ,boy, want some candy?
>"Miss, I am 25, I am an adult."
>fufufu, of course~
>So, do you want the candy or not?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster hags are selfish bitches.
They have all the meat in all the right places, meanwhile some monsters out there struggle to even grow a C cup.

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>>39537113
>dyslexic man
More like Florida man

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>>39537216
I do...

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>>39537223
Adult flatties make me go sicko mode. Love me some washboard monsters.

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>>39537216
>>39537309
>She hands you a bag filled with garbage candies
>Candy corn, licorice and mints

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>>39537216
I don't mingle with women who look completely human, sorry. Maybe first find a way to grow a tail or several

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>>39537396
All of these taste good though

[Anonymous No.]

theres one thing they love more than sucking your essence and it's watching you squirm beneath them

[Anonymous No.]

One does not simply walk into the royal demon realm

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>>39537454
>t. one clap slag
time for her to learn there's no winning against the cock

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>>39537382
Tall flat monsters may lack the sheer sexual appeal of meaty monsters, but they're usually much more beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

Up for a game of bomergremlin?

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>>39537490
Indeed, you should drive there, drift in town make some donuts in the lilim's court and leave without saying anything or leaving the car

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>>39537450
You're lucky that having shit taste isn't a crime, otherwise you'd get arrested by the food police.
Officer Troll would make sure to fix your taste buds.

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>>39537523
you forgot about the eurobeat

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>>39537516
Gremmy and friends

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>>39537530
yeah, the windows should be open and the speakers at maximum levels

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>>39537523
>>39537530
Sounds like the start of an anime about an unknown street driver challenging the world famous Lilim who never lost a single race

[Anonymous No.]

>>39537516
I loved this game so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39537454
I love fox

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>>39536870
>>39537797
I am addicted to fox hags.
I am a slave to hag mofu.
There is no hope for me.

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>>39538094
>tfw no fox hag that knits you cheesy sweaters made out of her tail fur

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>>39538137
>being 100% engulfed in her mofu.

This is a crime against humanity.

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Join the sabbath

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>>39538229
>mofu color not matching hair color
Cosplay thot alert

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>>39537026
That is some good art. Veiny demons are hot.

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>>39538210
This is also known as mofu hell.
Only the most desperate addicts go there by their own volition.

[Anonymous No.]

invite a kot over for fish & chips

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>>39538377
Why should I

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>>39538377
Is she British?

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>>39538427
because then you'll make a new friend -- one that occasionally goes into heat and obliterates your dick for a week straight

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>>39538352
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Join the sabbath

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>>39538438
'Ello gov'na! Ye fancy a shag?

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>>39538438
hope not. I never liked mingeposting on /v/

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>>39538377
Fluffy fox ears, pointy cat ears, floppy dog ears, fuzzy cow ears, I want to rub them all.

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>>39538449
So I can only have sex with her when she's in heat? lame

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>>39538538
Once you shag one, she'll be in heat forevermore.

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>>39538555
That's better

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>>39538555
I still haven't managed to come out on top in the "fight" with her. It doesn't help she keeps calling me a pushover after

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>>39538598
Cats are meant to be graceful and agile.
What's the point of one being so fat she compares to wagyuu Holsts?

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>>39538605
I don't think combat in MGE RPG works like that. You just fuck and get XP, and there's no "coming on top" like in MGD. At least that's what I think. Might be wrong.

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>>39538644
F@ C@ T@TS of course

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>>39538644
Extra comfy "pillows" while cuddling
And tell me more about wagyu holsts.

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>>39538649
What I mean is I can't get her ecstasy bar filled first. afaik it's supposed to change the dialogue a bit

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>>39538377
I want to get kicked out of an all you can eat fish & chips buffet while competing with a cat to see who can eat the most.

>>39538654
You can't use huge feline chests to justify everything

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>pet tomboy cat childhood friend
>she tells you to knock it off, but her body betrays her
>starts rubbing herself against your hand
>eventually the teasing becomes too much
>activate turbo cuddlecat mode
>now she wont let go of you

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>>39538644
Cats are also lazy fucks

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>>39537113
>stop singing Frozen
No

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>>39538680
Huh, I didn't even know that. I thought it's literally impossible since every time I tried the girl went
>you're cumming with me
and cheated by filling my cum bar to full.

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>>39538670
Ojou cows who demand to be spoiled and pampered.
They're weaker than typical Holsts but they're also much softer and produce extremely rich and creamy milk.
It is said that their caretaker often get addicted to eating them out.

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Monstergirls for legislation of safe and effective suicide pods!

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>>39538772
Just take a rope faggot, everyone knows how to do it.

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>>39538794
R&I buddy, only way to get rid of them.

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>>39538717
I think you just spam grope ass. But you never actually win, just make her more addicted to your cock than she is to you.
It was probably a bad decision to have a lose option at all considering the setting since either way KC decided to make it clear you are addicted and they act the same. But maybe v0.0.02 will solve the teething issues.
>>39538794
when monster girl come to earth your waifu will be shot in front of you while radical christians shout about how they've freed you from the demonic taint.
We live in a feminist world and monster girls will not upset the special place of women by adding new women who actually like men.

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Men who just want to end it can do any of the following:
>jump in a snake pit
>go to the undead slums
>lose to the starting area slime
>call a hag old and fat
>move to the middle of nowhere and become a centaur farmer

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>>39538812
Time to go to hagville I guess.

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>>39538812
Can I jump into a snake pit full of hags

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>>39538854
No but you can jump into a hag's snake pit

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>>39538871
You're telling me there are no pits full of lamia hags?

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>>39538810
oh yeah, I'm sure monster girls who are all stronger than a mere human and have magical abilities beyond our comprehension will let this happen without doing anything. The only way they stop me from getting my wife is by killing me or nuking everything. In both cases, I would be dead and back into the life cycle so who cares.

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>>39538871
pls don't be rude to the pharaoh

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>>39538901
>'m sure monster girls who are all stronger than a mere human and have magical abilities beyond our comprehension will let this happen without doing anything.
Of course anon. You're right.
But incubization takes time. And during that time you are but a fleshy fragile mortal.
Your monster wife isn't going to get shot. She's going to use herself as a human shield to save you. Because she loves you that much.

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>>39538879
Most lamias desperate enough to spend their day waiting in a pit are hags.

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>>39538928
Nigga, how bout you go create monster girl thread on /tg/ and talk about murdering them there, because no one wants to read this diarrhea here.

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>>39538928
Dude, I'm pretty sure they're smart enough to understand that they need to establish a safe zone and conquer the land piece by piece. Getting down the one with the strong weapons will be fucking easy, we don't have magic to protect anything. I'm a soldier and catholic (like most of my squad) trust me everyone will be more than happy to switch sides because ironically monster girls are closer to our religious beliefs than a lot of people. And even if she gets shot they're more resistant and can be brought back to life... And even in the nuke case, I'm pretty sure a shog and lillim can just send them in the void. Just stay safe until they knock at your door, no grimdark bullshit if the portals open.

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>>39538928
Dude, I'm pretty sure they're smart enough to understand that they need to establish a safe zone and conquer the land piece by piece. Getting down the one with the strong weapons will be fucking easy, we don't have magic to protect anything. I'm a soldier and catholic (like most of my squad) trust me everyone will be more than happy to switch sides because ironically monster girls are closer to our religious beliefs than a lot of people. If she gets shot they're more resistant and can be brought back to life... And even in the nuke case, I'm pretty sure a shog and lillim can just send them in the void. Just stay safe until they knock at your door, no grimdark bullshit if the portals open.

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>>39538702
The most difficult part of having a tomboy cat childhood friend is how casually lewd she'd dress
>She invites you over for some video games
>You expect her to wear a full pajama
>She's instead in a pair of white panties and a loose wrestling t-shirt
>Her perky nipples are clearly outlined through the shirt
>You can pretty much see everything whenever she bends down to switch the disk

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>>39538966
It's already back up.
>>39539003
Monster girls aren't good at organizing. It's the only thing that slows them down, remember? The moment portals are open a lot of the more in tune ones are doing a mad dash to what makes their wombs tingle.

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>>39539044
their back? huh might throw them a bone and dump some greentexts over there

[Anonymous No.]

They call me the fishfucker

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>>39539101
>anon is not allowed near the aquarium

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>>39539101
Bet you wouldn't fuck an orca girl delinquent.

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>>39539114
>Anon has a fun story for each aquarium he's banned in

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>>39539122
I'd turn her into a sperm whale, if you know what I mean.

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Fookin' vampires

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>Anon is abandoned by "friends" by an orc tribe
>Anon defeats the high orc leader by sheer luck
>doesnt matter, sex is had, everyone happy
>Anon now returnts to town as the "hog king"

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>>39539162
im going to back dash the whole through her castle while blasting Micheal Jackson music and wearing his outfit

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>>39538826
i want to wake up there as my starting town

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>>39539044
All they need to do is open a small warp hole at every city in the world and have a dark energy girl throw some goo through it.
Mana erosion will take care of the rest, we have no knowledge of or resistance to it.
>>39539173
Anon is now taxed with wrangling 14 horny oinkin' piggies.

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>>39539199
Nonsense, you're going to the little girl tax deductible big church and meeting your new friend/conversion therapist sabrina the prepubescent witch

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>>39539277
sounds like hell, to be seperated from what i love and thrust into people I will most certainly not love as much. Im running off towards hagville first chance I get

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>>39539294
Sorry anon, Hagville is an endgame zone.

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>>39539315
That just makes it easier to lose to hag pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about my wife (plural).

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>>39538952
Good, I'll marry a whole hag pit.

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>>39539315
And? I'll just keep on running towards there, even if my muscles scream at me to stop, even If I cant run, I'll crawl iuntil I reach there, all for that sweet hagpussy

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>>39539323
She has a very nice forehead

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>>39539333
>Level 1 anon running to a max level zone, aggroing every mob in the area as he passes them by

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>>39539346
>he chants "hagpussy" the whole time he is running

[Anonymous No.]

Here’s your gazer bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>39539364
its shit, cuase no lips to french

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>>39539122
Orcas are all good girls
I have never seen an orca delinquent

[Anonymous No.]

love
the
succ

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>>39534589
>what does the fox say?
Says she's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

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>demon lord's plan of allowing monster girls to give birth to incubus sons finally succeeds
>brother/sister incest rates skyrocket

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>>39539362
>he finally reaches hagville
>He pushes open the gates
>collapses as he does
>His last moments concious was spent crawling into a hag foxs very thicc laps
>>39539433
>>39539433
Im going to that teasing ray of sunshine in her life and mak her stop smoking

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>>39539457
please read the setting

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>>39539614
I thought the demon lord liked incest?

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>>39539162
This is why you don't seek shelter from freak thunderstorms in the creepy manor on deathshriek hill.

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>>39539397
They're the biggest bullies of the sea.
They make dolphin girls look like prudes.

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>>39539656
Nothing about that. Incest is only happening if you're actively prevent your daughters from seeking out men to marry into adulthood.

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>>39539746
Or with some species like dark elf. By the way, where did the dark lef = dom come from?
read their bio and nothing said that.

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>>39539808

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>>39539731
This, get a shark gf instead. They are much nicer than rude orcas.

[Anonymous No.]

Do mother bicorns chastise their human sons for not having a harem?

[Anonymous No.]

What are your favourite digital monster girls? I like the punianamon line. The world needed more sexy jellyfish.

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>>39539401
If her panties are black, she is wack.
If her panties are missing, she is for marrying.

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>>39539808
>They don't detest humans as other elves do, but they love to make human men who strike their fancy submit to them using pleasure. Men they capture will receive plenty of love, as either "sex slaves" or "pets."
You sure you read the right profile?

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>>39539468
May he wake up in mofu.

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>>39539746
It's also mentioned that monsters can sense your desires somewhat so if you don't like incest your monster daughter or sister won't force or press you into it.

[Anonymous No.]

company is shipping me out to the United Desert Kingdoms, what should I expect?

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>>39540089

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>>39539162
iwon'tbecomeabloodbagiwon'tbecomeabloodbagiwon'tbecomeabloodbag

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>>39540089
Riddles, getting ripped off in the bazaar, monsters touching your sunburns, ice cold snake pussy to beat the heat

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>>39540089
United Apophis Empires is better

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>>39540265
>monsters touching your sunburns
anon pls

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>>39540268
a delusional dream of the one kingdom in the region that hasn't joined

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>>39539903
More for her husband, then.

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>>39540350
The worst are when the griffons start poking at you, those talons will make you jump a mile.

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>>39535032

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>>39540643
Nah, U dont and that makes it even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>39540643
Best girl

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>>39535032

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>>39539901
Sharks are more civilized than most fishes.
Poor girls just have a bad marketing.

>>39540643
Could you forgive your momster if she admitted she kidnapped you as a baby to raise you as her own son?

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>>39540781
>Furthermore, it seems their mouths get lonely when not smoking tobacco, so they frequently seek kisses during sex, and the breath thereby blown into their husband causes endless lust. They also love to perform fellatio and have a penis inside their mouth. They're like hungry greenworms the way they suck it and refuse to let go, while lovingly blowing on it so that their yummy treat will remain permanently erect.
MOMMY

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>>39540787
i dont mind but i would like to meet my parnets

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>>39540658
Mom is for huge pregnancies.

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>>39540949
perfect chunni succ momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39540949
Nice semen demon
>>39540956
Indeed

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>>39535032

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>>39541133
Gonna nuzzle that automaton's breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

i believe in elven inferiority

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97803777
.....

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>>39541125
adorable
>>39541133
my mouth will be on that titty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541168
Why?

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>>39535032

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>>39541202
>those skin indentions
Im going monke

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>>39541202
Low upper body strength. You can very easily pin her down and lick her face all over and there's nothing she can do about it.

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>>39541242
>"Ufufufu. 'Going monkey'. An appropriate term for you humans."
don't give her ammunition anon

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>>39541242

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>>39541202
i wouldn't lose to an elf unless she was brown with silver hair

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>>39535032
>On my way to mindbreak anon

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>>39536291
Why wouldn't you?

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>>39539433

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>>39541325
collateral damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541263
Imma show this hag what it means to go monke
>>39541332
im gonna shiut this fox up with a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541338
Train the wurm.

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>>39541263
Kakuens make way better wives than elves and you can't change my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541168
So inferior that they don't even deserve rape?

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>>39541348
Elves are more fun to turn the tables on

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541332
>>39539433

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>>39541348
>>39541348
i had a thought of being raised in a kakuen village that never has seen a human

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>>39540787
Wasn’t there a folklore about that irl? Witches that kidnapped babies but fell for them as they grew? And the reverse as well with the changelings that were switched so humans could raise them?
I think there was one version of St. George and the Dragon that has that background of a Witch raising him but he denied her advances to become a knight and save a city.

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>>39541506
what a fucking slut

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>>39541133
First I thought Bomberman making Bombergirls was a bane to the franchise.
Then I read those doujins. Including THAT doujin (yes, that one), and I wished those games got translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541378
>Oh great, granny’s dooming again

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOH QIPAO EROTIC

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a pro-wrestler monstergirl
Maybe someone like Macho Mino Rhonda Savage

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>>39541639
the elf says...

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>>39541658
Nothing until spoken to.

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>>39541657
These hags need to take better care of themselves or they're going to lose to younger girls that aren't flabby and wrinkly.

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>>39541674
but flab is the defining feature of the hag

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>>39541302
There is something about that combo that makes elves dangerously seductive.
I'd rather lose to a light hair brown peasant elf than a big meaty pale skinned elf queen.

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOH SUCC ABS

[Anonymous No.]

beware of sea sneks, they'll bite your dick, posioning you with their posion that cuases a permant erection then drag you off to rape cave

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>>39536582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

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>>39541758

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>>39541740
Muscled succ thighs and biceps erotic...

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>>39541546
>fox calling another fox with fewer tails “granny”
That means at least one of them is misrepresenting their number of tails.
So who’s the faker?

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin Magician Girl bros, the Amazones are too strong...

[Anonymous No.]

Moo moo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541588
>Marry a monster wrestler
>She cuts a promo on your dick
>Challenges you to an iron man match tonight in the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39538480
Cheshire has a British accent and nobody can make me think otherwise.
>>39536271
>>39536791
>>39538966
>>39539878
>>39540004
>>39540149
>>39541202
>>39541270
>>39541302
>>39541325
Lads, I have a really huge weakness for harpies and dark skin gals

[Anonymous No.]

flat is the defining feature of the hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541847
lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541588
Please tell me the FAT-assed one gets stripped

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541758
Foolish anon. Boys can't resist the allure of sea snakes
>Brightly colored
>Cute
>Hypnotizing way of swimming

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541872
The proof is right there anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541878
You mean get the strap?
You damn well know the world heavyweight championship is only for 7"+ 500 lbs monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541846
Where do you think Wonderland is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541798
How do you help your card wife cope that she's no long meta?

>>39541844
Cows start swaying their breasts like this only after multiple days of neglect.
Please remember to milk and fuck your cow daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541959
Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541878
Think the only time Hitome gets completely naked is when she grows to her full height and even then she's curled up into a ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541992
That's Neverland, asshole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541908
larping hag with no curves to speak off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541847
I want to treat one if these hags like she's a lost child.
I'll ignore everything she says and bring her to the local police station.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542002
Well, reading this anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542009
Far better than larping as a monster.
Dollar store Vulcan ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542009
Shiro is at least 10 times as old as that perfidious knife ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542024
It is indeed a masterpiece.
The new series too, but I don't like coloured manga so I turn it to greyscale.

[Anonymous No.]

I am immune to monstergirl tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541846
It's all fun and games until you encounter the scouserwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39536082
Shog is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542105
>scouserwock
huh

[Anonymous No.]

>monster keeps selling themself into slavery to get master
>keeps getting liberated by emancipationists

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542139
A Scouse Jabberwock
Scousers are from Liverpool

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542102
Even the one where they make your dick disappear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542167
ah yes, the dark mage bogie speical

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542156
Just marry one of the “liberators” already dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542167
Especially that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541844

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541846
All Wonderland girls have English accents

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542204
I'm going to talk like If I am from the the deep south to see how much its going to piss them off

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best pics of Bapho-chan please!!

[Anonymous No.]

Doge

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541657
>>39541695

[Anonymous No.]

Bought an ushi-oni slave, what should I expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542234

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542243
her sleeping in a hole in the front yard or beside your bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542105
Oh damn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542230
cute puppy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542214
nah anon their all chavs, you'll fit right in

[Anonymous No.]

Humans belong in Hellhound clothes, head buried in chest fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542257
so broken english?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542224

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542156
She's a rare endangered species.
Letting her become a slave is a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542224

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542251
>sleeping in a hole in the front yard
Domesticated Ushi still has some primal instincts she can't shake
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542286
>new member brought a mana bomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542274
That's a very good pic. Perfect ears and belly for gently rubbing!

>>39542286
Bapho-chan is cute as a doctor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542305
>a popular avenue for attack for the uwaaabomber is just to ask new sabbath members to take a package to their next meeting
>the gullible idiots do it every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542224

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542286
That's the face of a goat who has seen a banana in the wrong place

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542329
maybe she should finally take the megamorph pill

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542305
gonna be a lot of ex members soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542329
holy shit, shes ancient and a damm baba

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wife wear old-fashioned underwear? Is she embarrassed of it? If so, do you tease her about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542376
why yes, they are all ancient so they wear bloomers, loincloths or nothing at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542376
>Granny panties
Careful grandma, don't go breaking your hip

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542334

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542399
Lava lamps are so fucking cool
No I'm not a moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541658
no ear nibbling before marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>39539323
Hey, it's three-for-free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542396
I'd strain her hips if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542411
Imagine having a collection of lava lamps and inviting a mothgirl over

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542411
I used to have one but was always worried it would fall over or just burst into flames one day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542435
>>39542435
same, one of the reasone I like hags
>>39542464
ah yes, the cow elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542411
>No I'm not a moth
sounds like something a moth would say

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542411
>>39542476

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542484
>>39542476
Leave the lights on at night and wait for it to get reaaal dark outside, the kind of dark you can't see nothing in from your brightly lit room
Then turn the lights off, see what's stuck to your window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542498
you'll see many more flying creepy crawlies than just a moth or two, might even see a firefly or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542498
Already did that...Didn't work...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542411
I find actual moths really cute
Luna moths and Silk moths especially
They're cute up close, unlike butterflies which look yucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542329
>drunk Bapho-chan handing me a Blockbuster ticket
I 100% would take advantage of her. And when I say take advantage, I definitely mean in a very lewd way. I will my best to give her a daughter before she snaps back to reality and sobers up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542530
Okay, then do this! Go inna woods at night (this is legit trust me) and hang up a white sheet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542376
Cute panties, Bernanon, but not for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542546
Sorry, mama didnt raise a frenchie to be waving a white flag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542466
She's not a cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542224

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542534
I have the same feelings butterflies are not my cup of tea but moths are pretty cute.
>>39542546
Hum okay anon I trust you on this one, this weekend I'm going to hike with some friends gonna try that method out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542466
You get to pick one flavor of elf.
Only manwhores get both vanilla and chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535032
A frost dragon is my current most wanted monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542561
>>39542571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FypN2flPx2c

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542354
They just undo it easy as blinking.
We go over this every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542546
>Go inna woods at night (this is legit trust me)
Carapace fingers typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542565
need me a bapho neighbor like this whose bad with tech who needs me to come over to fix her pc but all I find is multiple tabs of short stack bapho porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542575
Not him but nothing wrong with being a manwhroe

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542565
That's not Bapho-chan, fren. That's Neighbor-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542356
Pretty much all of the Baphos aside from Momonika are.
Ropurotto in particular is implied by Shirokuto to have suppressed her memories of her pre-DL life, so those two Baphs are extremely ancient.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542575
And? as that other anon said, nothing wrong for being a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542577

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542622
>Bapho so ancient that she witnessed the Bronze Age collap6

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542644
Yes, that's most of them. They might be some of the few monsters in the setting to have a kill count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542642
I wanna see these true form/human form pics of the MGE dragons: wurm jabberwock, wyvern, dragon, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542747
>tfw I'm crazy enough to attempt to get them to add to that count by annoying the shit out of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542747
I think that’s the reason why Ropu suppressed her memories.
She was some sort of huge terror in the dark old days and couldn’t deal with it in the DL’s reign when she realized what she did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542597
>>39542631
Socially accepted productive men don't spend most of their time having sex with many elves.
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542785
deep lore.
>lolis are fucked in the head
is KC trying to tell us something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39536712
gold, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542786
and? thinK i give a shit? just tell me you wont rail this elf and her dark elf sister as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542753
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragons/images/9/98/C35d2456e3197272474f01d1f0c70a5a.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542801
Well Shirokuto is roughly just as old and she seems to have handled the change pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542786
Wrong. I'm a very valued member of the elf society because I keep my wives happy and help increase the population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542786
>Socially accepted productive men don't spend most of their time having sex with many elves.
It's socially accepted to breed elves and productive too!

[Anonymous No.]

I find it very confusing that we live in a world where attractive women aren't real except in our minds.
Like you never hear about women creating idealizations of the male form that are extremely divorced from reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542913
Women do it all the time, the difference is that no one tells them he isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542933
They should just woman up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542913
>Like you never hear about women creating idealizations of the male form that are extremely divorced from reality.
Yes you absolutely do. I've heard my sisters and friends say some crazy shit over the years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542933
Indeed they live in a Disney fairytale meanwhile we are on a fact based reality...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542961
Women actually want to fuck furry men with animal ears that genuinely love them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542913
THis makes me wonder how different history would be if monster girls existed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542971
There’s a few of them.
It’s a very lopsided distribution though, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542971
I've heard my sisters talk about how cool it would be to become succubi before, and yeah one of them does read shit like that. It's weird to hear her talk about what she reads because it's just like here but with the genders reversed.
Everyone can be weird. It's not a one off thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that there exist an species of moths that can suck blood?
Well, I'm going for my shotgun, and yes, I'm racist about moth people

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542971
They want to fuck sparkly vampire men that domestically abuse them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543060
but domestic abuse is real. Women who can love are not.
Am i misogynistic?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to Dragonia on vacation
>Tourist department gives me a free translation book
>It only outlines things like "Where is the bathroom" "I'd like a beer" and "Please marry me"
>There's many more variations on the last sentence

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543045
Don't be such a silly goose, anon
Vampire moth chan is already inside your home
Bullets won't work

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543186
I’m gonna go there to do a job for the underground dragon gangs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543220
The wurms are forming gangs now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543220
>Job
I didn't know delinquent dragon breeder was a job

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543186
So their idea of a good time is to get me boozed up then bang my brains out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543186
When dragons stop being proud they get really, really desperate. Old dragons are extremely clingy and Dragonia does not care how single tourist's become permanent residents, only that they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543254
Yes, being lead by a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543207
Too bad for her, she won a First Class ticket for Ass-beating Express. All aboard lamp-fucker bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543254
Yeah, it pays pretty well, also you get to rob banks and stuff as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543291
i want to have a hagon stalker that has creepy face a gloomy deamonr and is too shy to even me for look in her general direction

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcqRuVf3Ikw

[Anonymous No.]

Powerful incubi practice their fucking skills on a big juicy watermelon before monsters come and fuck them very hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542971
There are definitely a few. I know several who prefer Beast to the Prince in Beauty and the Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543426
Monster girls like inexperienced men, just another way they're better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543415
In MGE, a wake is just a pre-resurrection party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543291
>"WHAT FOOLISH MORTAL DARES TO ENTER MY- wait where are you going? Come back!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542972
Each bit of history would become that much more interesting if it featured monster girls.
>Cold war and space race are ongoing
>The USA wants to send a shog to space using capitalist gremlin technology
>The URSS wants to send a kiki using communist Lich magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543426

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543415
I wish to court this fine irish lass

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543426
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39538644
>What's the point of one being so fat she compares to wagyuu Holsts?
The unique texture of Wagyuu actually comes from muscle, not fat. This is because wagyuu cattle have unusually muscled shoulders because they were pack beasts in a very mountainous region

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543510
isnt that meat marbled? as in there is fat inside the muscle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543541
Isn't there always fat inside muscle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543544
not as much when its marbled

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542913
I literally do not care about women without horns

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39541230
Certified hebi approved

[Anonymous No.]

>>39542806
Who's the artist? I can't find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543678
sorry my friend, dont know

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WIfK-_WbTM

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543587
Girls that have both legs and a thick tail get the ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543787
Remember not to ask to taste a kraken's ink on the first rape, it is extremely rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543828
woah
trance fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543483
I would have expected watermelon alraunes to be way more voluptuous and juicy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543878
What happens if I tell her to make me her 'little ink slut'?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543426
Why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535032

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Holy FUCK I love hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544001
Gonna offer her some sweet flowers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544044

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544044
I love hags trying to be hip and cool

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543945
Be careful what you wish for.
Becoming an ink slut requires intense and lengthy kiss training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544105
>that belly

My hands are moving on their own...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544001
Gonna give her some babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543848
>Girls that have both legs and a thick tail get the ring.
I want to fuck a loli Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544139
Some may call her pudgy or even overweight.
I call her healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544193
Adult salamanders have larger tails and thus are clearly superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544218
You can grope it to tease her but in reality you are massaging her ovaries to prepare them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544218
i agree
>>39544268
i want to now nibble on that pudge

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544246
The lolis are smaller and cuter, have shorter and cuter tails, and are obviously also lolis so they're superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544268
>>39544278
>Anon can't stop massaging and nibbling his wife's pudgy belly
>The stimulus causes her ovaries to go into overdrive
Too bad you'd have to ruin that perfect belly by pumping a few daughters in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544351
pregnant monster girls arouse me. But also make me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544351
>ruin
im sorry for your poor mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544351
>ruin
You mean improve?
>few daughters
you mean few dozen right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544371
>But also make me sad.
Because of the weird cravings like sucking caramel sauce off your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544440
that, but pre portals

[Anonymous No.]

Check your portfolio

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544485
can I eat that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544485
Invest in lemonade stands, they'll be big this summer.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544485
Investing in ShogMart is always a smart move.
Their single location simply cannot stop growing in both size and revenue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544485
>Work as a stock broker
>Danuki wife is always calling you telling you what to buy in an excited fever

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544575
I have a lot of trouble telling this artists monster girls apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544340
>>39544246
Both if you are wrong, Dragons are far superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544593
It's the small details

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544575
>be dumb anon
>have nuki wife
>every so often she starts talking about weird stuff
>like 'stocks' and 'portfolios' and 'cumulative interest'
>sometimes she even says that she owns you because you're indebted to her or something?
>just molest those cute ears and tail to shut her up when she gets like that
>life is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544619
Just let them win and take whatever happens as your deserved rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544596
Sure, sure.
Dragons can be superior all they want while sitting on their precious hoard all alone.
I'll be applying scalecare lotion to my salamander wife's tail in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544657
>He's circumcised

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544619
>Technical Analysis
>Margin Call
>Breakout
>Resistance Line
>MACD
>Covered Calls
>Capital Gains
>Sector Rotation
>Head and Shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544677
I hope mamano mana can fix that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544657
Dumb dog, eating random mushrooms off the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544702
>Only thing Anon reacts to is Head & Shoulders
>He used to buy that brand of shampoo
>Tanuki wife opens up a new bottle of sake to deal with his stupidity

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544702
>Yield Curve Inversion
>K-shaped Recovery
>5x Leverage
>Bloomberg Terminal
>SPACs
>Insider Activity
>Overnight Reverse Repo Rate
>Max Pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544766
>OW MY HEAD
> IT HURTS THOSE WORDS MAKE MY HEAD HURT
>need mofu to recover

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544801
Just by the dip

[Anonymous No.]

Around jinkos let your guard down

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544835
I'll be very safe holding hands with a Jinko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544835
im going to sleep on a big and soft jinko that i find longuing around

[Anonymous No.]

Hear me out guys. You've seen a kiki with a gun, but considering baphos with guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544869
operator sabbath comes to mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544835
A chuffing jinko is 100% harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544869
>kiki with a gun
no I have not seen the LN drawing of that new hit series "the cleaner". post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544869
Rebekkah is probably one of my favorite waifufag Baphomets. Her and Alicia

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544894
it was part of the scans of my dear master I uploaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544916
oh right, I forgot about that one.
Still want LN's cleaner pic.
pls. I need it for the kiki folder windows deleted from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544910
>KC still hasn't done a multi-arm girl
I just want to feel things all over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544916
I'll eternally be salty about it just being a novel and not a doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544596
Dragon lolis are cute and sexy too.

[Anonymous No.]

when does the part start where you learn how to cast magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544869
Shog is always superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544977
suck her tit, magic will come

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544983
i don't really see a shog using a gun. maybe a t-shirt cannon full of shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544869
>Ah yes, the arm-of-fire. One of the lost marvels of the ancient civilization. Even in those days it was often glorified and fetishized by the weak and the squallid.
>As you can see, it holds no fear for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544977
Please tell me this is from a VN

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545007
nah she throws globs of shog at people
the chunni ones throw their hands and yell "Rocket Punch!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544967
>anon comes home one day to find a hole in his roof and a dragon loli sleeping on that box of gold he kept hidden under the floorboards

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545022
looks like a skeb request for some dudes story going by the image comments

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545049
AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545020
can i have some of that arm of fire as well, alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545007
Guns have chemicals, moving parts. It doesn't work that way, but it can form basic metal shapes. Knives and stabbing weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545020
>the arm-of-fire.
Reminds me of Unreal where natives worshiped an alien-made 6-barrel rocker launcher as the "Stick of 6 fires".

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545061
Thanks, but I still hate T3

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544946
I gotchu anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544916
is there a translation of this?

[Anonymous No.]

I tried asking on /d/ but it's dead so I'll ask here. Best monster girls to have a little extra weight on? Somthing like a sheep girl which is already comfy, given extra padding or something like a lamia for the big squishy tail that comes with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545108
no hopefully one day othersideofsky will come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545007
>implying that they need weapons when their only weakness is black furred werecats

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545109
Sheep makes no sense, because it's the wool you want to cuddle, not the chub

I recommend the Doughragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545109
Fat snakes are so erotic, fat tails in general are and that's why I like Alps so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545112
that's a shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545109
P'orcs, tankuis, dragons, foxes, jabberwocks, elves, kikis. just to name a few
>>39545130
i want to take a invisisblity potion and stand on the scale

[Anonymous No.]

>fatfags
Stay on /d/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545176
calm down, so what do you want to talk about? How about some nice cute fluffy rabbit girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545056
>Anon and his goat wife having a romantic dinner of gunpowder and scrap metal together

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545176
isn't fatshit a /tv/ thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545190
nothing like eating an ak receiver covered in blackpowder and drinking gun polish with the Missus
>>39545201
came the meme of archetiture but actual fatshit comes mostly form /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545109
The answer is, as always, fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545233
truly W I D E

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545185
But I want soft, huggy, AND mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545233
Goddamn she looks like she can pop out octuplets without even breaking a sweat, perfect wife material

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544946
>>39545105

[Anonymous No.]

give me a qrd on the cleaner

[Anonymous No.]

>>39544743
anyone got these in order?
or translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545251
A manticore's tail gaping open is a sign of high arousal.
Men who cherish their innocence should leave the premises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545370
But they're always gaping

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545502
I bet the "civilized" manticores wear panties over their tailpussies to prevent awkward scenarios

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545513
i dont like those hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545045

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545542
cute. Personally I'm surprised exposed tailpussies doesn't count as nsfw

[Anonymous No.]

what can i do to get creepy vamp gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545684
hang around old town at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545707
is that the old gothic part of town where all the creeps live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545684
You don't, she finds you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545717
thats very rude of you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545351
Here, just 4u.
Don't have a proper translation, but from the pixiv description, the Vamp is all flustered at Hatter being so casually touchy with MC and tells her not to do strange things to her servant, only for the Hatter to point out that the Vamp does similar things with him. Vamp says that it's not weird and sometimes she just undresses when sucking his blood, so Hatter cheekily says there's nothing weird about what they're doing then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545733
how can I not call 'em creeps, they love getting into your personal space, hanging around in dark alleys onlty their face exposed and follow you around if you need help or which color of paper you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545755
>they love getting into your personal space
thats when you sweep them off their feet and carry them home in a bridal carry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545721
Messy eater vampires are the worst, right next to overweight vamps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545864
im taking the latter ones, im going to appear righth behind them and take them away

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545864
It's not her fault your blood is so tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545902
>take them away
Good luck carrying around these fatties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545684
>what can i do to get creepy vamp gf
Do this
Exactly this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545934
i got a motorized wheel barrel with a v12 engine and also i lift

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545938
>Anon goes around shining and smoothing P'Orc butts
>Nobody knows why he's doing it
>The pigs enjoy their shiny round asses regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545938
butt why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545938
Post offtopic images?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know if Amoeba anon hangs around this general often, but if he does i just want to say that his works are great, the succubus story and the whitehorn ones are in my top 5 favourite stories after some of Magus's works
Keep on rocking

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be hunted by rich monster with guns in a jungle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543186
>Hello Dragon miss, please marry beer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546043
>asking for the marriage beer
Anon is going to wake up with a hangover, a sore everything and minimum one dragon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39543186
im going to rob the bank of all their dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546097
Lucky Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Going before Dragonia's immigration bureau and declaring your intent to fuck the queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546232
Even better when she's there incognito to hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39545130
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546232
small time, what you do is break into her bedroom and act like you got lost and dont know where you are

[Anonymous No.]

how do i deal with hags flashing me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546320
Flash them back.
Abs and crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546324
Help that only made it worse, they are running after me while flinging the bean

[Anonymous No.]

Big horny girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546363
>big horny girls
>posts a damn runt pair of horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546389
Yeah but I didn't mention horns?
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

Show this anon how it's done.

Post horny holsts!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546442
>Post horny holsts!!

[Anonymous No.]

i dont have them, i got conejo
https://imgur.com/PmvkcJK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546460
BEEG rabbit thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546479
she needs for them for all the jumping she does after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546458
Not quite a holst but close. I'll take it

[Anonymous No.]

Would you chew your holst wife's cud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546232
How is she still even single? I've seen many hags but she easily takes the cake for hottest one

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546271
She is not that fat nor is a vore monster

[Anonymous No.]

When you cum inside a monster, you have to actually mean it. You can't just cum inside an annoying dorky cheshire cat or a pesky oblivious zombie to get them to go away, you have to cum inside them like you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546007
Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Next one is gonna be a sequel to the chimera story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546549
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546555
Dragon autism amplified by her high social status. Big Mama doesn't have this problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546565
>Wonderland
>Diamond suit
>Takes pride in depravity
>Fat
She's a vore monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546628
I know she “eats” men but she does not consume them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546598
Looking forward to it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546592
so you are saying if I only want to have a ons, I just have to cum inside without caring too much?

[Anonymous No.]

mission complete

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546638
Of course not. They just take a trip through her digestive tract. They come out unscathed, just a bit messy. Though I'm sure she would consume them if they desired it or were an evil man beyond redemption

[Anonymous No.]

39546697
you need a post natal abortion

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546715
That's what jabberwock, lamia, and sandworm bellies are for

[Anonymous No.]

Someday we will probably get a chaos monster that turns their husbands into slime and eats them or something.

[Anonymous No.]

She probably would if you asked, but what happens in wonderland stays in wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

greeeeat more , post bunnyies and fat thiccc bunny thghs

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply to the shit posting. It happens every few days. Just report.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546754
you say this every thread, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of jabberwocks, are their tentacles susceptible to getting bad breath? What if they don't eat with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546771
nah, mamano mana prevents that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546778
Cool. So I don't need to worry about that if she decides to vore me with her tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546271
>>39546628
>>39546697
>>39546721
>>39546736
>>39546738
>>39546771
>>39546784
Rope
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546766
Anons do like to bite that bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546813
I'll take the digestion in mamono belly option instead of the rope. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546825
Woah that's a thicc worm!

[Anonymous No.]

i want bunny and fat bunny thighs!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546830
Banned from olive garden in 6 states for the great Breadstick Massacre of 2021

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546844
>Gardeners hate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546844
>how many sticks of bread have you eaten?

[Anonymous No.]

M A ST AH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546930
Olive them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546948
booo get better jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546830
You need a thick worm to bait a thick fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546935
time to run

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546948
Look at this smug bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546963
too late anon, she's mastah'd you, your hers now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546963
what do you suppose is the top speed of an aroused shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546987
shog isn't the worst wife to get. I'm not sure what is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547009
elf

[Anonymous No.]

I hired these two maids, they have splendid references.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547017
just imagine getting mindfucked by two flayes, now that would mind opening

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547016
I would happily welcome elves like this into my court to engage in loving romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546997
40 miles per hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547016
don't elves eat leaves or something? how is she so meaty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547042
the sacred holst dryads milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547009
She is one of the best, embrace her, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547042
corn-fed elves

[Anonymous No.]

do you have what it takes to win the MGC AG cup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547058
nah, i rob banks not race

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547058
but who could compete against Team A-NON

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNnKWbx5cts
I'm sure GREM-TEK has a chance this season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547058
damn right I've got platinum nitro

[Sallet !!MVtA4OPnQeT No.]

>be; me
>25 y/o male
>its been 7 years since the first rift happened
>I was in high-school at the time
>I was caught in the middle of the whole thing, since it opened in my school
>I suppose that’s what gave the Americans so much foresight when they started coming here
>but I’m getting side-tracked
>ever since I got this laptop running and Starlink-Sattellite, Mozart Series-11 went up, I’ve been trying to share (via: greentext-‘stories’) my side of the story of what has happened to me, and the experiences since the rift happened with other anons
>SO
>I decided to make a log of what I’ve done for the past few years
>and that since this is the most bi-partisan Monstrous-Girls-generals when it comes to the politics of it, I’d best post it here
>as (You) may know, if you’ve been up with /news/ and /pol/, I am William, “Sallet of Sumnvere,” Blake
>otherwise known as, “The Bloody-Smith of Sumnvere,” if we go off what those tabloids, that old people buy at supermarkets, have been spewing since the media got here
>while I’m still writing down what specifically I want to talk about, I’ll log the most recent ‘event’ I went through, just to give anons a general ideaa of ‘who the hell I am’ and ‘whatever the hell I think I’m doing,’ posted up online
>it should give you a good explanation of my character and what specifically my line of work entails
>after that I’ll get on with whatever I read the media went on about
>so I guess I should start here:
1/?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not reading that

[Anonymous No.]

Post cute vampires for me. Please and thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>39547113
Don't post more, I can already tell it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547127

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547127
vampires are majestic ladies, they are NOT cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547151
so i can call them old?

[Sallet !!MVtA4OPnQeT No.]

>>39547119
>>39547128
Just to spite (You) two, I'm going to post the rest of my current log, that I have written down in my log-book :^)

Log 1: The Recent, “Looting,” Incident
>be me
>be Sallet of Sumnvere
>I am an accomplished member (or mercenary, in reality) of the Free-Blades’ Guild
>I’ve BTFO’d many-a mano warrior, to kingdom-come
>I am also a qualified and experienced (I’ve been machining in a milling-warehouse since I was 9) engineer, hence my success in this profession, so I build most of my own gear, and can modify anything I get my mitts on
>but due to the nature of my work, things break down, and scrap isn’t cheap here on The Terria, like it is back on The Earth, so I need an income
>”I got a routine-check-up on some Cow-Girl’s residence”
That’s what I remember the guilds-lady telling me when she was giving me my bounty.
>”Just go over there, and if you see they have more than 1 kid, take back some ‘evidence’ that costs them some business”
>on the one hand, it was illegal for us to conduct law enforcement in modernized-regions at the time
>on the other, it was the law, that man and mano couples were only allowed 1 child as to prevent any demographic shifts with the new policy, and it was expected of this couple to obey that law, lest they wanted to force a newborn-girl to live a country where she is hated, then have a target painted onto her back, for her whole life
>so if her family really did do this, and broke an WELL established law, the world and, and at the time, even I, wouldn’t feel the slightest bit of remorse in looting their shiet
>plus it paid well; a whole 70 slivers of silver, right into my Crown-Royal purse (I know having a purse is fruity but this is a medieval purse; the shit’s unisex)
Inb4 some demon-radicalist /pol/tards say:
>“muh looting bad!11!!11!1!”
Looting over here works like looting does for street-gangs with a bit of a mafia twist on it. “You fuck with me and not pay me back, I’ll rob your fucking house mofo,” sorta shiet. It’s entirely justified, as the law-of-the-land isn’t as respected as it is in first world countries, so it must fall on the people to organize an enforcement of these laws. Whatever practices they may use to do it, would vary in both morality and intensity, and, are thus, justifiable.
>sallet-log_fuck-i-use-commas-and-don’t-save-my-shit-too-much.txt
(2/?)

[Sallet !!MVtA4OPnQeT No.]

>>39547158
Again, sidetracked…
>so even if word did get out, I’d not be in any real trouble, as it would result in most of the societal-guilt would fall on the family
>that was enough to keep me fed and my armor maintained for a while
>plus I could probably get some sleep tonight if anything, nor matter-what or whatsoever, went wrong
>so me, being a useful-IDIOT, took the bounty
>the trek through the Gottenberry-Woods, to the family’s place-of-residence, from my place, was short
>it only took about 6 hours
>I couldn’t get when I tried set up camp tho’
>something was in my head telling me, “this is a bad idea, you should turn back the bounty!”
>but the voices advocating for those 70-sliver o’ silver (31.23USD), and dutiful ignorance, won out that night
>when I finally came-to, I was only 3 miles away from the place
>the place was really small
>like REALLY fucking small
>that cottage was more-of-a shed than anything
>I was looking down at from a cliff
>”There’s no way this thing has three people in there,”
>Is what I thought.
>”So even if there was a single child, there was no way they could have a second without IMMEDIATELY loosing-to state custody.
>At least being raised a monk in some orphanage, and getting, at-worst, groped, was better than me doing any illegal-law enforcement.”
Sidetracked. Again.
>so I buried my rocket-axe in the cliffside, and slid down on it, using the beard of the axe to guide, and slow, my descent, to the plains beneath my feet.
Inb4, that dragon swordsmen /k/tard says:
“muh you’re-dulling-muh-blade!1!!1!!1!!!1!”
It’s a magical-axe you fuckwit, that thing can hold an edge till the end of days. Besides, I rarely ever keep the thing sharp, since I always try to avoid needless death; so, in other words, the media isn’t exactly telling the truth about my character. The thing LITTERALLY sharpens itself for nothing else. So in brief, (You) have a room-temp IQ, and that I know more than you about ANY of subject-matter you bring up; You “fashy”-fags’ leader didn’t call it the axe of fiery-justice for nothing ;^).
For the Fourth Time, Side-Tracked. Suppose I’ll stop here and pick back up tomorrow, if you want any more. I’m getting too tired to keep on looking for the semi-colon key on /muh/board.
(3/?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547151
vampires are made for bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547171
it's why they have numerous and often hilarious weaknesses

[Anonymous No.]

>get in good graces of king and queen of monster-friendly kingdom
>for all the good deeds you've done to the kingdom, king and queen throw a party in your honor
>they tell you you're officially allowed to take any unclaimed woman there as your future wife
>not like it would be hard anyway, with your positive reputation
>all the ladies in fancy dresses at the ball being all "ara ara" when they see you
>ignore them and only flirt with the stoic, buff royal guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547171
they larp as noble ladies but all vampires are dorks
its a sin to NOT bully them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547171
>>39547177
Vampires are not for bullying. They are for bullying you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547042
American diet of grits and cornbread. Don't tell them it has butter in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547189
>ignore them and only flirt with the stoic, buff royal guard
If you wanted out of the party you could have just left yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547207
The royal pair gave the permission, so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547207
It's more fun when the other guests have to hear you get destroyed in the broom closet by the monster guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547191
masquerade violation

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547207
When will these guards learn that we don't care that they're on duty

[Anonymous No.]

The one true adventurer party
Mage Anon and childhood friend tomboy salamander.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547222
>hear you get destroyed in the broom closet by the monster guard
please be courteous to the other guests and don't break the broom closet, other couples want to use it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547233
>just want to read
>get dragged across the continent

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547233
It's
>adventurer sally
>non adventurer childhood friend she drags along who always patches her up after a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547239
>3rd in line with the maid waiting outside the broom closet
oh no! small talk, my only weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547233
Mage Anon is fine, but Healer Anon is the optimal choice.

[Anonymous No.]

i love my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547266
>Healer Anon
The true beta role. Let your wife(s) take the lead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547233
anyone and a tomboy salamander is peak performance, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547233
>salamander gets annoyed every time you resolve things with diplomacy instead of violence
i'm a lover not a fighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547233
nah, clown knight anon and all clown party, clown tank, clown mage, and clown healer
The best in fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547233
Close, but the ideal adventuring party is
>Mage Anon
>loli salamander recruited from beginner town based on cuteness

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535032

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547267
I like the lipstick on her. It's not something I think should be too common, but it's usually a nice touch when I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547337
yeah, non red lipstick is kind of a fetish of mine. so i decided to incorporate that into her design and i think it worked out real well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547359
yeah, my favorite color of lipstick that gets me going is honestly purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547359
It helps yours looks pretty subtle, too.

[Anonymous No.]

do monsters understand, understand, understand, understand the concept of love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547375
mine is purple or blue, but purple looks better with her design. , hopefully your MG wife will change her lipstick to purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547390
>Jet Set Pyrow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547255
This is why you go for the satyros bartenders, plenty of room in the wine cellar

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547189
nah, for me. Im picking the fat faceless tanuki and smashing her in one of the guest rooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547233
all you need is a trusty fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547255
>guys either nod at each other or look away
>monsters chat each other up and brag about what they are going to do to their man
hope your maid doesn't get any ideas from the muscle wight in line

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547255
fuck waiting, im going to the local inn with that fancy wurm, that i've been eyeing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547466
Even better if she didn't expect to be picked at all and just came out of obligation and for the buffet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547510
And hearing her trying to dissuade me, all the while im taking off her clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547319
I would rather be a healer and take the final emasculation pill to fulfill my fantasy as a submissive slut to my party.

[Anonymous No.]

what does your waifu say? Mine goes kaboom when we go out and blow something up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547584
Chuff

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn get claimed by a big monster hag

Pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547588

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547605
i want to be chased by one in some weird mansion, barely escape and hear her schlick as I hide

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547643
That Jinko is cute, but she's very skinny. She really needs to be fed more and work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547584
Schlick, schlack, squelch, slipp.

Also lots of rumbling when she's on the move, causing earthquakes as she tunnels through the soft, arid earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39546363
Oh my, she seems strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547644
>Surviving the night in a mansion owned by a hag Lich who broke the level cap and her augmented hag zombies
>Teleports herself onto your face the next day and claims you as her assistant anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547675
sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547359
does your wife have a move-list or special attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547683
Yes, I tried to describe the sounds you hear in her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547682
FUCK, but at least I get to taste the formadyhle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547700
the forbidden fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547712
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>Echidna has fraternal twins
>One is an Angel and the other is a Demon
>Angel is named Lilith and the Demon is named Eve
>They're inseparable end up with the same husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547712
truly the forbbien peach and on that note, do undead have pubes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547715
you know, the brown bottle with the skulls on it they don't want you to drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547717
Love that dynamic.

Does anyone of the pic that has both the angel and demon in it looking at the viewer?

[Anonymous No.]

Where did these newfaggots come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547730
super moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547730
Same place you came from

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547738
Don't try to deflect pls, /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547752
I was gonna say a woman's womb, not /tg/

I've never been to /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547754
would want to fall in sea and see what happens in MGE's world, what crazy meramaids are there

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547794
>diving bell arachne
no escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547818
how interesting, i wonder how they would be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547818
I wish there was diving bell spider girl art.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna be serial sniffer. Sniffing all the baphos, rats, and sleep mice I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547906
Meant to say ratas not rats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547942
ratas and rats are the smae, ratas are just fluffier and live in trees

[Anonymous No.]

new undead monster when
new chaos monster when

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547730
Twitter and /monster/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535032

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548056
love me some fox nun

[Anonymous No.]

>rape is good akushually
no its not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548062
more monster nuns

[Anonymous No.]

That sand sure gets everywhere, and she can't quite reach it with her meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548174
do your part to help hungry slimes and donate your SE today

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548174
My slime wife and slime daughter are both very cute and loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548163
>bush
what a good meal

[Anonymous No.]

Stop thinking and just let your kiki sniff your underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548345
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548345
I don't wear underwear to avoid this kind of situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548360
Going commando means she is entitled to sniff your unclothed genitals insteas

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547233
I'm biased because it's me and my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39535032

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548405
Now, I wouldn’t mind sleeping on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548405
This is what Selkies should have been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547686
she can backwards long jump.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, sign up for a caravan to deliver goods to a seclulded lizardman fortress in a swamp.
It may be a rough journey full of many traps, travails, and troubles, but the reward at the end is worth it.
Money!
And also maybe a few interested lizardmen of various ages and roles, ranging from the quiet and lithe, pear shaped lookout to the protective town apothecary.
What? Just because she is a healer doesn't mean she's neglected her defensive training, how else can she keep her patients safe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547686
Yes, BIG jinko grappler...that may have chosen that fighting style just because she gets to rub her extra large bust in other's faces...quite literally in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548579
My goal in life is to lay siege to a lilim's castle until she agrees to my increasingly outrageous and embarrassing demands for marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

My goal in life is to lay siege to a lilim's castle until she agrees to my increasingly outrageous and embarrassing demands for marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39547686
Wurm, the old grab n suplex into the ground or the extra piledriver. alll her moves invole using her dig to surpise and grab the opponet as well as using her size as ram
Jabberwock, the stone crusher, basically grab then lay on the target, loves pushing others to ground and usng her tnetalces
Bogie, the Clowning. She is very fast and agile but can tank almost anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548566
high velocity jubblies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548405
I don't understand, what is she trying to tell me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548704
i want a wendigo that quietly leaves me woodland critter carcasses because my claws are dull and i'm clumsy/slow. a terrible hunter all in all, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548704
>gives you a penguin thinking you'll eat it
>now have a very clingy pingu pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39548704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmVWGvO8Yhk
She's trying her best to help him learn to hunt.

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>>39547686
My dear Shoggy likes to play the supporting role and she got fun new ideas from outside influences so now she likes to be a shog exo skeleton suit to help me out with random tasks.

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>>39548704
She's telling you, you're a terrible hunter and is trying to teach you how to feed yourself

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What happens if I bite the shark before she bites me?

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>>39548904
She considers it a challenge

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>>39548775
>ywn have a big seal girl bring you a penguin harem

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>>39548904
How big is the shark?

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>mischevious kiki sneaks an extra cookie into your evening snacks
bless their hearts

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>>39548904
First she gets slightly confused, then she accepts your advances.

>>39549134
>The biggest great white sharks can reach up to 20 feet long
Most of that would be their bottom half, but few men could handle this much fish regardless

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>>39546948
Wow, looking good worm!

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I got the perfect idea on how to defeat a medusa, just take out your eyes so she can’t turn you to stone

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goodnight anons

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>>39549588
Fuck off.

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Who gets to fuck the slutty angels, the religious man or the filthy sinner?

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>>39549969
The Lord works in mysterious ways. When you jerk off, your guardian angel is there, watching. Maybe she's touching herself a little.

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>>39549982
Masturbation is one of the worst sins.
A guardian angel who touches herself would soon become a fallen angel.

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>>39549969
Let the high holy fuckers keep their winged demons, I prefer my angels coming up from heaven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRXyCcyM7k4

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>>39550053
Masturbation is never actually forbidden in the Bible. Onan was punished for not obeying God and impregnating his sister in law.

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>>39547964
gobs are for _____

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>>39550142
But Lot's daughters having a three way with him was fine. Damn dark elves, man.

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>>39550074
She's a literal dog from hell
Don't you dare commit heresy and call her an angel.

>>39550142
>Punished for impregnation
That's just plain sad.

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>>39550198
>Punished for impregnation
No, the opposite. He was killed because he DIDN'T go through with it. He came outside, "spilling his seed", and that's what upset God, because God told him to impregnate her so his brother's line would continue (because God doesn't understand genetics).
On second thought let's not read the bible it is a silly book.

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>>39550198
I am sure the hellhound will "punish" me for calling her an angel.

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>>39550220
>Getting mad because you didn't knock up your sister in officially God-approved blessed coitus.
Iunno bro you're really selling me on it right now desu. This is just like my mangas.

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>>39550220
>God punishes those who don't cum inside
Based

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>>39550613
>sister
Sister-in-law. That means your brother's wife.

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>>39549588
Or use a blindfold/mask without any openings for eyes, faggot.
You could even use a mirror.

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>>39550196
When the portals come I really wonder how many people will fall for this.
Considering how many often men trust women for no reason probably a lot

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>>39551188
I mean, a switch is a switch

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>>39550196
Do they have Unreal Tournament?

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>>39551188
The better question is how many people will fall for it versus how many people will "fall for it."

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>>39551267
They got Quake

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Wurms are best girla as well as bogies, cheshires, sallies and the whole lot of them, its all mattter of taste im the end
but wurm is best in class tho

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>>39551830
>wurm best in class
Anon your wurm has room temperature IQ

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>>39551860
in everything but digging

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>>39551860
You take that back, he has glasses and a ponytail and she's the student council president!

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nononono I thought jinkos were supposed to respect consent!

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>>39551906
>she
FUCK, I aint fucking an alp wurm

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>>39551906
>he

Ms. Haku is speeding towards your coordinates as we speak.

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>>39551987
Oh no, please , Anon hide me. I dont want to be put through redemial lessons agian!

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>>39552015
>agian

I'm sorry anon.

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>>39552036
Please, Anon. I dont want to get edged until I get 100 questions rught in a row!

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>>39551916
They do right up until you get within grabbing distance then they don't.

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>>39551916
walking through monster territory is just asking for it.

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>>39551916
Tigers have needs too.

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>>39551916
wearing those clothes is just asking for it, you slut

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>>39551916
Better consent then.

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>wear slutty outfit
>walk through jinko territory would loudly exclaiming you are a virgin and how nice it is that jinkos respect consent
>watch them slowly crack

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>>39552112
What if instead an old Jinko grabs you by the ear and drags you away to give an hour long lecture on how you shouldn't be dressing like that?

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>>39552121
well, nta but if shes single. im ready to mingle

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>>39552121
I'll tell her she really hurt my ear and Jinkos are scary.

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>>39552121
>>39552132
>rumors spreading about the old lady Jinko picking up a slutty boy

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>>39552140
Sounds like you're begging for a cupid to shoot your ass and turn you into a groveling heap infront of that kind cat.

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>>39552143
>whenever old lady jinko goes out in public, anon is either playing with her pawbeans, messing with ears, or messing with her tail

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What future monstergirls are you looking forward to the most? I've been wanting to see the mge version of oz ever since I was introduced to the series through the wonderland entries.

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>>39552196
>the cowardly lion
>the flying monkeys'
>the tincan

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>>39552196
Moth version of Greenworm

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>>39552165
But why?
She hurt me.
Both my body and my feelings.
Jinkos are mean.

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>>39552196
8ft tall ghost

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>>39552196
greys solely so I can make x-mon greentexts

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>hear the /tg/ thread is back
>unironically started there before wanting something chiller
>decide to pop-in and check on them
>even more bitter than before
>autist throwing a fit over latenight
>/jp/ bogey man
glad I left when I did

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>>39548405
but is she squishy?

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>>39552371
holy fuck, what?

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>>39552371
How could latenight upset anyone?

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>>39552371
It never ends, does it?

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>>39552393
the edgelord fears the wholesome

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>>39552393
think its part of their "reeeee /jp/ hugbox" autism

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>>39552393
Comfox...

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>>39552371
>>decide to pop-in and check on them
Your first mistake.
>>/jp/ bogey man
High levels of irony.

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>>39552393
>tfw ywn be a newcomer to the city and have a fox playfully guide you

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>>39552442
Beware! Count the tails! A fox gains a new tail every 100 years! From our vantage point she's around 400 or 500 years old.

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>>39552371
What did you expect from a place founded on dislike for something?

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>>39552464
even better! but at last, she keeps acting like if shes hip while using 80s slang

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>>39552393
From what I've seen there's just one guy who's constantly seething over anything related to MGE. There's no particular reason or pattern to what he says other than that he doesn't want people talking about it.

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>>39552196
grey alien

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>>39552551
Yeah, 1680's slang. Verily Falstaff, thou hast drinketh one pint of sack too many if thou dost think the crown prince will join thee in thy frolics!

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>>39552393
I'm glad he doesn't come here any more

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>>39552371
There's a reason why /jp/ is paranoid.
You get guys like him popping in every now and then to just be angry at the setting for just being waifu setting.

>>39552393
Smol fox, big city

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>>39552575
would she understand me if I use current slang?

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Fat loli ass in a thong
Sex with younger girls

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nah

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>>39552632
Monster girls would benefit immensely as rpg enemies if they didn't take soulmates, did kill men, and also spent a few hundred years fucking men before settling down.

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>>39552575
>Villain, I hath done thy mother
You have to fight fire with fire.

>>39552709
Anon please, everyone knows demon lolis aren't actually lolis.
Its one big trick so they can setup a fight with someone and claim to have a 'super mode' when they turn into their normal, adult form

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>>39552597
I thought he posted not too long ago

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>>39552597
He does just not as frequently.

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>>39552575
what? haha? anyone got a translator

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>>39552720
I mean, they can still rob caravans or businesses to set them up for a monster buying it and the man who owns it out.
They can still do things to monsterize cities in secret be it with poisons or rituals.
They can knock out or kidnap guys to sell to the slave market if not to 'kill'.
They still work perfectly in the setting as 'enemies', it would just be a lighter shade of things as you aren't going to end up getting a body count in the triple digits, and thats assuming you'd even go out of the way at all to kill them.

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>>39552825
And now I wait for the cart to start freaking out.

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>>39552825
>>39552825
Where am I going miss succ? to the pit to fight for my virignity?

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>>39552836
Sovngarde awaits

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>>39552823
Not according to /tg/

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>>39552883
>Sovngarde
hey, i wanna bang some old hagon, fuck that