/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This is what peak elf performance looks like.
>tfw no tall bigtiddy dark elf warrior to make you her slave

>>34737862
;_;

x is best girl

>>34744538
Ghoul!

I want a CC oni

We're being environmentally friendly now?

>>34731683

>>34731683
Fat Wolfu Milkers

>>34732999
Dairy Doggo

Please point to the oldest hag, thank you

No sinning this thread

>>34746404
There’s “older than human civilization,” but they’re... dangerous.
And far more spry than their appearance belies.

>>34746422
I'm going to sin and no angel can stop me

>>34746422
Im, IMMA, IMMA GONNA SINNNN. IM SINNNING

>>34746442
You chose your own fate, sinner

>>34732999
>hair obscuring eyes
Hnnnnnnnngh

>>34746430
I wonder what her cooking is like?

>>34744538
Bunyip!

>>34746452
Cuteness factor

>>34746492
100% pure moe

>>34746492
That or mob face

>>34746483
it might be true

>>34746255
Hottest thing I've ever seen

>>34746450

>>34744538
W U R M

>>34746430
>Anon always likes spending time with his fox neighbor
>judging by her tails, she must be pretty old
>he has a small crush on her, but thinks that she wouldn't be interested in a young man like him
>never sees her look of hunger and lust when his back is turned
old foxes are the most dangerous monsters, be careful

>>34746528
monster girls that aren't cows being milked like them is really good

>>34746522
Of course it is

>>34746559
I also kinda like how she looks embarrassed being milked. It's cute.

>>34746483
Why is she diving in used tissues?

>>34746549
Sounds like I should wear less clothes and show off the guns

>>34746586
Bun-chan got a lot of love letters, she doesn't know how to respond and froze up

>>34744538
Alright I need to know, what's /our/ top 5. Not individuals' ones, I'm talking as a collective.

>>34746632
Id say foxes gotta be up there somewhere. Maybe hellhounds and manticores too

>>34746632
Anyone have a link to that map of people and their waifus?

>>34746632
Cheshires is also there

>>34744538
lets be honest its lilims

>>34744538
Sigma is a better automaton

>>34746710
heh

>>34746698
Bleh

>>34746710
>what the hell is an automaton?

>>34746723
*rapes you with a glance*
How can you compete with that

>>34746745
You can't, that's why they're shit

>>34746745
it's like a basilisk but not as cute

King of Queens, but with monster girls.

>>34746674
https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&ll=34.27633043756809%2C-108.19973548083792&z=7

the baphomet on a japanese elementary school will never not be based

Face the facts anon any city born monster is 100x better than a wild one

>>34746788
So the thread’s top 5 are
>Baphomets
>Kikis and Shogs
>Hellhounds
>Manticores
The meido popularity surprises me.

>>34746745
Id rather an alp than her

>>34746791
She's a cuite patootie but Amoeba's jinko story does something to me on a fundamental level, can't argue with the boner.

>>34746806
Same

>>34746806
>Amoeba's jinko story
Excuse me what?

>>34746839
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30500325

>>34744538
dragon zombie

>>34731683

>>34746803
honestly id rather an alp than a lotta mgs

>>34746791
Look at that lack of confidence, that's a country bumpkin pretending to be a city girl

>>34747006
I like the gals like that especialy their accents

>>34746859
oh yeah, I liked that one.

need me a woman whose hair is longer than I am tall

>>34746745
You can't.

>>34747090
>over 6ft of elf maid.
Fucking finally.

>>34746769
>>34746745
The best argument against lims I've heard in recent thread memory. Basilisks are at least shy enough to not use their eyes usually, and so present some measure of balance. Same with wights and their tendency to loathe using their instant loss claws.

>>34747117
But tall maids can be dangerous in certain ways, Anon.

>"The Demon Queen's Breasts Are Too Big!"

>>34747155
Like what, her turning suddenly to greet me after I surprise her by getting home early and giving me a face full of boob as a result?

>>34747155
Nonsense monster maids are utterly devoted to their masters and would never do something as crass as assault him or press him against the wall with his face firmly in their bust

>>34747090
>160cm of hair
That's over the limit, ma'am. I'm afraid I have to take you in.

I want to bully a Lilim, but is there any way?

>>34747181
Gonna make the Demon Queen embarrass herself on camera.

>>34747155
Thats a risk i am willing to take

>>34747183
They can be quite scary when they sense their young master has reached puberty and gets a boner.

>>34747235
Jokes on her, I'm almost 30.

>>34747212
Powerful and evil monstergirls getting strong armed into doing blush worthy shit for their husbands that end up ruining their image as merciless and ruthless lewd rulers gets me a certain kind of way.

>>34747235
Give me a potion to lower my age and give me ten of your largest and scariest monster maids

>>34747252
I would repeatedly humiliate an evil monster until no one takes her seriously anymore. Once she can't make a living off of being evil, she'll demand that I take responsibility and marry her.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, shell out money for a good strength potion, pick up a BIG waifu, and carry her to bed to make her your little spoon.

>>34747290
>anon gets ten heug, battle-scarred former mercenaries turned maids.

>>34747302
Or just lift, m8 and leave humanity behind

>>34747302
I'm going to borderline OD on strength potions then just find the biggest loneliest looking Mino and grab her. No context, no explanation, no nothing. I'm just going to carry her off.

>>34747320
What's scary about them? The wonderland maid teams way scarier.

>>34747349
I feel like this would become a meme, a viral thing to do to strong/powerrful monstergirls.
>Baphomet taking orders with some other high level sabbath members at McSabbaths
>Customer just looks over the menu, looks at her, then just gently grasps her and lifts her over the counter
>leaves

>>34747349
They have the effect of turning dick into hardened steel and making you ripped but losin the ability of wearing clothes

>>34747379
That's the ad they use to say they're now hiring. They always get a good wave of new employees

>>34731683

>>34747349
>anon chugs one gallon of strength potions
>tries to lift the big minotaur, flings her straight up instead accidentally
>vomits pure magic and falls to the ground
>tries to catch himself but punches through the ground, embedding his arms
>further pounded into the dirt when the confused mino lands on him
this is why you go 100% natty until you can supplement yourself with mamono mana

>>34747403
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

>>34747320
Perfect, lets see what happens if they are treated like frail girls

>>34747410
Getting your dick wet is quite the thing for lifts

>>34747379
Perfect crime, rob all the hueg monster girls and run out

Going to put my address and "single ready for a loving wife" on the back of a movie poster or something at mamonomart and see who shows up at my place looking for children.

I going to wear a shirt that says 8' and up can ride this ride

>>34746361
Speak gachafag

My kingdom for a genki Christmas cake Troll childhood friend!

>>34747543
You aren't even gonna make it home anon.

>>34747582
Now thats worth it

Imagine a powerful species like a lilim or pharaoh with paranoid schizophrenia tier paranoia

>>34747586
home is where the heart is

>>34747646
Im horrified yet aroused

Anon, can you tell me the story of the shota that got cruelly diddled by a Hachishaku-sama for being naturally curious?

>>34747653
Their husband is never being let out of their sight or their arms

How would a person cuddle a dragon or any monster girl with hard scales?

>>34747701
Not hard, just get them calluses and you good

Which monster girl the most fun to give a bath to?

>>34747742
Feline or canine mamono.

Can a guy utilize a familiar as a magic catalyst or can only monsters benefit from them?

>>34747742
High orc

>>34747742
I don't like them personally but sandworms, or dragons in their pre-DL form

>>34747742
Reptiles

>>34747742
Troll obviously

>>34747742
The pharaoh, since she both demands you clean every inch, praise every inch, dry every inch, then bury every inch inside her.

>>34747742
Jinko.

>>34747750
I don't know if I would attempt to bath a cat girl, I am sure some don't mind the water, but others would be like trying to herd cheshires.

A dancing fish

>>34747742
Between the fluff, skin, chitin, and horns you'd be occupied for a while.

>>34747810
Fishies are for food.

>>34747782
Imagine bathing a Manticore and she uses her tailpussy as a squirtgun to squirt you with bathwater and clean herself.

>>34747828
do ushis take off their seals when they bathe? is bath time with your ushi super dangerous?

>>34747828
>he doesn't let his ushi's natural musk accumulate for weeks
>he doesn't cum his pants from just entering his cave-home
NGMI.

>>34747742
Pharaoh in her own milk.

>>34744538
Demon

>>34747859
>he doesn't want to civilize the cave NEET ushi oni

>>34747985
Sounds like something a vampire would do to stay young

Orcs are made to be bullied

>>34747742
Shoggoth, because she will be confused and fight to give you a bath instead.

>>34747742
wendigo

>>34747854
You'd have to tire them out first, then watch how hard and long you was certain areas. Especially the ears.

>>34748043
>Master forcing his maid to let him bathe her
Make it a gameshow. Forcing maids to let their master do things to them that go against their maid instincts

>>34747742
Sandworm

>>34747854
You'd have to tire them out first, and be careful how hard and long you wash certain areas. Especially the ears.

>>34748026
Orcs are made to be excessively bred

Trying to write a story about multiple monster girls.
I gave the ability to detach the body parts and phase through walls to the Cheshire Cat.
Customizability to Cyborg Girl.
What othrr gimmicks can I give to the Undead girl?

>>34748173
Detach body parts

>>34748013
How do clothes even work for non human shaped monster girls? Do you think ushi oni/spider/etc want to clothe their legs or just the top part? Would they be able to wear something like pants or just dresses? I mean snake like monster girls can wear skirts and so can those with a horse body but what about the other non standard bodies?

>>34748173
Heat vison! Laser tits! Pre-heated thighs! A spare tire! Easy-Bake Oven abs!

>>34748173
MILK!

>>34748173
Smoke that spills outta her mouth to form prophetic visions?

>>34748187
I imagine they'd have to stick with different types of loincloths, maybe special tabards and backless dresses, too.

>>34748173
Flight! Rocket tits! A supercolliding superconductive superbutton!

>>34748187
Like this

>>34748187
crop tops

>>34748187
I just typically imagine she either wears dresses or no pants. Please don't bully her for it.

I would fuck any girl with a pulse

>>34748187
if it's a more offbeat undead such as a wighthorn I like replacing her body hair with ethereal, vitality draining facsimiles (ala wight) to improve her ghostly presence and make for a hell of a ride.

>>34748343
>undead girls are seething

Unpopular opinion: while some MGE gals may be too cosplay, many others would be better off more human. This approach to a caterpillar girl design would absolutely salvage Greenworm and Wonderworm for me. Same with the centaur family turned bipedal.

>>34748319
This jock keeps harassing me for a date when I'm at the cafeteria. How do I make this meat-head take a hint and leave me alone?

>>34748187
Belts and buttons

>>34748387
Really, the main thing that turns me off of greenworm, other than being loli, is the lack of hands. I'd prefer if they were just younger looking wonderworms.

>>34748387
LEGIES

>>34748380
Why would anyobe fuck them, they are cold, sometime smelly, and always are stupid

>>34748387
may as well make a new profile entirely than retrofit an old one for mass appeal

>>34748461
Anon, if you wanted a wight to claw you that badly, there are easier ways to do it.

>>34748486
any tips?

>>34748504
Spending a night in a graveyard with a romantic picnic set up will attract them to you like moths to a flame.

>>34748518
the clawing part, I mean

>>34748518
Instructions unclear: I now have an Undead Ushi Oni waifu

>>34748518
What if i start singing bout love

>>34748173
Always trying to bite nearby human women in both a defense mechanism for her man and an urge to turn human women into zombies.

>>34748521
It goes in steps, Anon.
Step 1: romantic picnic
Step 2: ask to be clawed
Step 3: get clawed a lot

How do i make old hag vamp living in her castle happy

>>34748592
Marry her Dhampir daughter and give her lots of grandkids.

>>34748548
the angry claw is the most satisfying

>>34748592
She single tho?

How do you deal with causal sexual harassments happening at workplace?

>>34748675
Retaliatory ass slaps and skirt flippings.

>>34748657
Why's the cat got a cone?

>>34748740
Well the cat doctor put that on him.

>>34748675
Never work at a monster girl company, all the single monster girls will keep making innuendos while talking to you.

>>34747090
[excited Kej noises]

I hate how many monster girls look just like a chick in cosplay, and its not a binary between chick in cosplay and straight furry trash, but no one puts in the effort.

>>34748980
Slimes are the best because they're impossible to imitate

>>34748980
>Monster girls in cosplay
Now there we got some good stuff.
But yeah, most artists play it too way safe and just make cosplay girls.
And furry girls wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the furries.

https://youtu.be/9TYYs7zbUrM

Authoritarian monstergirls

>>34749046
The fact that Loremaster is faking her age by painting her horns fits all to well with an adimral that might not even be an actual admiral

>>34749046
Remember that abyssaltaker is a bad-end due to what happened to Azael.
Damn that DLC was hard.

>>34749092
Loremaster is worst girl since she enslaved Justice, who is best girl.

How do you feel about the sith monster girls?

>>34749092
>>34749046
Speaking of advance wars Clauder would also work for Loremaster considering her experiments

>>34749146
Even outside of the >Furry stuff, I just don't like their design.

How do I find the shirohebi, that I fell for at first sight at the hot spring, when all the shirohebis at the shrine look identical?

>>34749187
What if they're all one shirohebi using doppleganger potions so you're guaranteed to end up with her?

Imagine the absolute nightmare that would be having a harem of shirohebi.

>>34749116
>Justice is best girl
She really is, isn't she?

>>34749263
She's so good it's unfair

>>34749281
>can't even see
>probably still thinks you're a stud
I want to be "brought to justice."

I want to do things to the helltaker girls and I want the helltaker girls to do things to me

>>34749152
Not so much
Loremaster wants to purge sin, Clauder just wanted to fuck around and seriously find out

>>34749353
I'd take a milky Beel maid to do things to.

>>34748387
>Greenworm is better with legs.
Heresy.
She was always perfect. Nobody paid her any attention until she got a drawfag. I'd say be careful who you call ugly in middle school but y'all bitches just wanted the end result anyway. How bittersweet.

>>34749001
>He doesn't know about the chick that fucked her boyfriend while covered head to toe in shampoo.

>Helltaker is released in MGC
>literally nothing changes about it
>Monster girls, and especially demon girls, love it

>>34749459
That sounds really weird.
You got a link?

>>34749116
>Can enslave best girl
>Is worst girl

>>34749480
Not a video, some femanon came waltzing into an mgq thread and asked for advice on how to recreate sex with a monstergirl for her boyfriend.

Reminder that old hags deserve to be bred first due to waiting so long and any young monsters should know their place and respect their elders

>>34749506
Only the Helltaker is allowed to enslave best girl.

Baphomet Barbara is actually a great design

>>34749506
This ain't /v/ jackass no random off topic images

>>34749525
Link to the post/thread?

I haven't posted about dragons in a while, so...
Dragons

>>34749623
Dragons are good, yes.

>>34749601
baphomet anything except big breasts is a great design

>>34749562
Why does the bottom left kaji say "USA" even though there's literally nothing american about the pic?

>>34749623
>>34749629
Dragons are fine and all but their hoards is where it’s at, all that gold and jewels ripe for the taking, could even take her creeping coin roommate and she won’t know

Dragons are mean and stinky

Say no to smokers
They are a bad influence

>>34749623
Does your dragotheru run around and ram her horns into various things to see if gems come out?

>>34749773
t. got his lunch stolen by one

>>34747701
They aren't hard all over, just have to cuddle with the soft parts.

The wurms entry also mentions that they can retract the scales over their torso, so I think it can be safely assumed that most monsters can retract scales and armor that gets in the way of cuddle time.

>>34749773
While they can have abrasive personalities they are very clean. They're too prideful to not be.

>>34749506
It's not about what they can do, but what they're willing to do.

>>34748462
It's not like there isn't a precedent for changing form. The giant ant went from bipedal in her original art to drider style in the new art.
>>34748387
Personally I like bug girls with insect lower body but would rather have all centaur type monsters bipedal

Post more bugs

>>34731683
>A Vampire woman in her thirties stands on a bloodied arena, she is bruised yet unfazed and her blade dripping in blood
>The vampire, still with a snarly look shouts out:
>"I am Carmilla of Styria and FUCK YOU! I WIN!"
>Then she gets a karate chopped on the head by another vampire, her mother
>Cue comedic music:
>https://youtu.be/FQRLP_Bw6YQ
>The vampire mother who is more mature, taller, towering over the younger vampire looking down on her says with utter disappointment
>"Melody... WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HABE A FRIENDLY SPAR WITH THESE YOUNG MEN, NOT DISMEMBER THEM IN A NON SEXY OR KINKY MANNER! WHERE IS YOUR DEMON SILVER SABER!?"
>the vampire daughter answers back; "My name is Carmilla! Not 'Melody!' And those men imply they are better than me! Who do they think they are!? I am Carmilla of Styria! Most powerful and elegant vampire woman of all! I refuse to be any lesser than any human MAN. I shall not be taken by some stupid human man who eventually becomes a stupid old man! None of them deserve my blood!- OW OW!!!"
>The vampire mother pinches the Vampire daughter's ear and says, "Well maybe no man or charming young boy deserves your blood of you keep up that attitude! This is why I limit your time with those rubbish games and TV shows!"
>The Vampire daughter's father, surprisingly a teenage boy who is 16 years of age also scolds his daughter:
>"Melody honey, if you do not like these suitors me and your mother arranged. You should have just said you don't like them, it's really mean and inconsiderate to slash up these men. You're very lucky these men are incubi and not regular humans. Well looks like I'll have to call the nearest Liches and unicorn medics to resuscitate these guys." The father asks the downed men. "You guys okay? I hope my baby girl didn't rough you up that much."
>"It's okay- AGH! *Cough* We've been through worse." One of the downed men reply.
>"Now young lady, go and stay in your room for two hours! And think about what you have done yet again. You can apologize to these men later when they are healed."

Always discipline and parent your moody vampire daughters.

I want that black harpy to stop stealing my keys, if she really want to get in my house she can just ask.

>>34749910
Not my fault they are bullies

>>34750223
But shiny though

>>34749623

>>34748387
Yikes
I am not into greenworms but this is an abomination. Those legs look ridiculous. Greenworms design is fine as is.

Cunny Monster!

>>34750523
Completely unsexy!

>>34750523
Venom and Carnage are soo coool~

>>34750252
This one is particular likes to steal your stuff

>>34750267
>Black harpy steals your keys
>You eventually just give her your keys on the condition she lives with you
>Marry the black harpy
>She still steals your keys just so you will stay home with her a bit longer.
Black harpies are extremely smart types of harpies and it shows.

>manage to get any audience with a lilim
>want to ask her to marry me
>spill spaghetti the whole way to the throne room and while stammering out my confession in front of the whole court

>>34749152
Dumb nerd demon.

>>34751330
>she spills her spaghetti accepting your confession

>>34749629
undead dragons are better

>>34751624
But I prefer the warmth of a living dragon.

>>34751330
>>34751556
>The entire court squees out of the sheer adorkableness and their precious Lilim finally getting a husband.
>The anniversary of this event is now celebrated as a Holiday, with servings of copious amounts of Spaghetti.

Minotaurs are great party members!

>>34751728
thats what blankets are for

>>34751740
>anon and his lim wife open up an italian restaurant

>>34751794
I just wanna be her squishy mage party member.
I also want to use said magic to make her bikini armor fall off, but that's beside the point.

>>34749746
No clue, not even sure why we even have a Jinko representative. The picture sources to Furaffinity of all places, so I'm guessing the artist is a westerner who mistook the kanji of the United States for China.

>>34751815
But I want HER to give ME warmth.

>>34749046
>>34749152
>>34749365
>All these references to Advance Wars, Days of Ruin

ALSO:

The Floral Virus that Caulder created will turn people into dead plant filled husks. And no, not sexy anime plant people. Aslo I imagine Caulder from Days of Ruin is mad enough to have formulated a way to immunize against Mamono Mana.

>>34750197
Why Carmilla tho? Lenore is basicaly a monster girl.

Kobolds in silly hats!

>>34752338
Knowing him, he would find a way to ramp corruption and then observe
Or worse, combine the virus with DE to make some super plant virus bullshit that actually DOES make sexy plant abominations
Or find a way to get his clone alped
Keep in mind the guy we see in the game is a clone
"Have you ever watched youreself die? its FASCINATING!"

Seeing as were on the topic
do toy thing having sex would of made the beast chill the fuck out?

>>34752439
>Knowing him, he would find a way to ramp corruption and then observe
>Or worse, combine the virus with DE to make some super plant virus bullshit that actually DOES make sexy plant abominations

Excuse me but being compared to Caulder feels ominous.

>>34747742
Surprised no one said centaur

>tfw no multi-arm monster who loves running her hands over every inch of your body

Onis are adorable!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05VuFmvHjNY

>>34752647
A-Ah!

>>34749046
>>34749152
>>34752338
>>34752439
>Advance Wars

Holy Shit I hope I'm not alone here. Because not only do I remember and know it. But damn I'm old!

And lemme contribute:

https://youtu.be/DW6P9UwWJ8k

Lash is a Gremlin

>>34752778
I miss jess

How do you plan your marriage with long lived monster girls ?

>>34752825
Mamanobama makes your lifespans match.

>>34752825
Well, part of the plan would be stopping her from seeing the sun for starters.

>"Ara, what is a cute young boya like you doing down by the beach? And single, no less."

>So many cute Ushi pics ITT
Does anyone find strong girls cute. Like the stronger they are the cuter I find them.

Social spiders?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td09PIjz0iQ

Which monster girl is the best to make lose to cock?

>>34753553
Tsundere Vampires

If I wanted a lilim, i would be the type to walk into her castle and into her throne room, say hi and princess carry into her room to pound her retarded

>>34753553
Haughty dragons

>>34753285
Yes i do that is why my wife is a wurm

>>34753553
The question isn't "which monster". The question is "which way"?

>>34753887
Okay then, which way is it?

>>34753917
headpats and scratching behind the ears

>>34753392
>90% are female
>males much smaller
Literal Amazonian spider village, holy shit.

>>34753927
Or, in some instances bellyrubs

>>34753937
Me and my spider harem city

Can you point me to the oldest and most autistic monster girl around

>>34753714
>>34753609
Vampire Dragon who's doubly haughty

>>34754158
Where in dls unholy paradise would ya fin that?

>>34754155
>anon ends up in a home of an ancient neet Altach-nacha

>>34754155
Over 9000 year-old dumb lolibaba mershark.

>>34753887
I kind of want to see the full pic but I also get the feeling it's something really bad.

>>34748396
>hey my guy, you wanna get some juice after my practice today?
Tell her you want to go to Wendis

>>34752825
Fuck off brand. I'm not going to watch your trashfire

I will grab a nuki and give a her noogie

>>34731683

>>34754331
Don't forget to YEET.

>>34752825
Lenore was a fucking hypocrite and a victim of several character assassinations.

>>34754450
Pajamas are really underrated on monstergirls. Especially when they have a tank top showing off the midriff along with those baggy pants. Makes them look easy to casually pull down

>>34754155
Dire bunyip that lives deep within an ancient swamp and last saw a human almost half a century ago.

>>34754482
Ya mean yeet her into my bedroom and make her my moneyhungry onahole

>>34754502
What would happen if i went to the swamp and skinny dipped in it?

>>34754482
reddit tier meme

>>34754489
Indeed

>>34754556
probably you'd die from hypothermia

>>34754502
Knowing bunyips that human was probably her dad bringing her lunch because she forgot it at home

>>34754703
Mmm, cozy...

>>34754703
>>34754735
I want to shove my hands inside her pajama shirt from behind and rub her tum

>>34754717
Time for plan b and play a song for the largo fluff snek lady

>>34754821
>largo
she's shy, not slow

>>34754864
I meant large

>>34749152
Damn, R.I.P. Advance Wars, I remember picking up Days of Ruin for like 3 bucks at Gamestop back in like 2011 and loving every second of it. Tbh with the success of Fire Emblem I could see a realistic Advance Wars return

Question for you lads: What kinds of CG sets (2-parters/3-parters/etc.) would you be interested in seeing? Would it bother you if the monster girls were OCs with a specific personality? Like a quippy Cupid who runs a library or something instead of the textbook MGE entry.

>>34749092
>>34749097
I really do not care for the dlc. Every character involved was worse off for it.

>>34754864
>slow
Of course not, 'yips are extremely well adapted to a life as ambush predators. They've held that niche for what could be millions of years. Remember that next time you try to make fun of that eternal virgin that hangs out in the swamp making weird noises to herself

>>34754924
The're riding high on the large cast+waifu bait, easier to do with FE games

>>34754934
For me, i wouldn't mind

I like to think that horned monsters put on little caps on their horns at night, to keep the sheets intact when they sleep

>>34754946
I just like the puzzles and the designs, subject 67 is a cool addition to the cast

>>34754934
Yeti and Awoobis would always be appreciated. Don't care if they're OCs honestly.

>>34754983
Now thats just too cute

>>34754934
As long as they aren't insufferable OCs I don't think anyone will mind.

>>34755048
What counts as insuffrable?

>>34755053
I think it means they aren't allowed to vote.

>>34754954
Well there would be two people doing it if I was around

>>34755053

>>34754934
Plants plants plants.

>>34755053
Obnoxious hamfisted "personalities" that are just self-inserts for the creator's worldview. Which to be fair I haven't seen here, yet.

>>34754983
Made me think of that Looney Tunes cartoon where the bull sharpens it's horns with a pencil sharpener before charging at Bugs Bunny

I'm going to leave a mandragora planted far past the point it would need to develop the most mature, curvy body and then uproot it with no hesitation or ear protection.

>>34755068
On instinct, i will get an icyhot condom and fuck her in the anus

>>34754934
Anything with lamias would be cool.

>>34755119
>opera singer high note

>>34755119
Don't make your wife give you tinnitus it'll make her feel bad

>>34755126
She’d probably be into it AND make non-stop ice puns while you fuck her.

>>34749746
I think it’s a joke about how there are more captive tigers in the US than wild tigers in the world

>>34755155
Fucking faggot cats

>>34755068
What are the side effects from drinkin Cheshire milk?

How to attract a bunyip without a mana marker?

>>34749746
Tigers, much like Koala, are almost functionally extinct in the wild with massively dwindling numbers.

>>34754585
No.

>>34755298
Make weird noises

>>34755298
Put in an advertisement on a counting forum

>>34755298
learn to play the didgeridoo

>>34754450
Cute pajamas. What kind of PJs does your waifu wear?

>>34755421
Thin night gown

>>34748387
To each their own I suppose. I assume there's more than 1 type of Greenworm so you could probably find one with hands anon.

>>34731683

Remember to keep your felines pregnant at all times.

>>34755616
Foxes are canines

>One Lamia wraps herself around you while you're sleeping
>Another one kisses you and slips her long tongue down your throat to stop you from screaming

>>34755620
Nia is a kot tho but same rule for foxes too

>>34755659
Just ask me next time, i'd glady oblige

>>34754988
The only valid take

>>34755659
Thing is about lamias even when they have you coiled you can still scratch and rub their scales. I want more art of men touching lamias while trapped in their coils

>>34755616
Here's a semi wolfine.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4522228?q=parent%3A4514763

Joke's on her, I'm gonna take my new role as a house husband completely seriously and then embarrass her in public.

>>34755901
>implying she won’t love that

>>34755836
Looks like an elf lamia.

>>34755931
>imagine anon's face when I bought 500 PS4s with his card!
>nyahaha

She says she doesn't enjoy the headpats during work but her violently wagging tail says otherwise

>>34754934
Instant loss and reverse instant loss. OCs are fine.

>>34755988
I fucking LOVE tsundere.

>>34756026
They love you too

>>34755988
You gotta double-hand the headpats. Really get those fingers in there. Then she'll be wrapped around your finger.

Which expression do you prefer?

>>34756123
Honestly both are great.

>>34756123
Right.

>>34756123
Neither.

>>34756180
>tfw you forget it’s That time of the year again up until you hear the door lock behind you as you come home

>>34756012
What about two people instant lossing each other at the same time?

>>34756318
Double KO.

>>34756123
Left turning into right

>>34756180
Have mercy.

>>34756337
The best kind of loss.

>>34756368
Everyone wins.

>>34755987
Cunt punt.

>>34756123
yes

>>34755616
I'm disappointed by the seeming lack of art of smug pregnant monsters

>>34748675
By upping the game and using the men’s restroom to masturbate loudly in at least three times a day and calling out the names of some of the girls on the office knowing they can hear you through the door.

>>34756874
>Oh fuck, fuck, BEATRICE! YES!
>What are you looking at me like that for, Bea?

>>34731683
I will never lose to foxes.

Oh shit guys I need some help, the camgirl I fell in love with turned out to be my Monoeye sister! What the hell do I do?

>>34748675
Well grab the girl and fuck her full Nelson during the big meeting

>>34756954
Is this the hot new light novel?

>>34756973
No. But it should be.

>>34756813

>>34757009
I wouldn’t mind babysitting Hellhound sisters.

>>34756904
>quote from man drowning in mofu

>>34754934
>What kinds of CG sets (2-parters/3-parters/etc.) would you be interested in seeing?
Are we talking lewds or slice of life things? If it's lewd I only really like male-pov stuff. Can't stand 'watching from the corner' type camera-angles, or worse: the mating-press double-asshole-scrote closeup shot
>Would it bother you if the monster girls were OCs with a specific personality?
OCs aren't necessarily bad, it's just the tasteless or zero-effort kind that make me roll my eyes

>>34757054
Babysit hellhounds with your dick

>>34756123
Right

what about a master chef lilim?

>>34756904
what happened to that crane on the left, who stole her titties

>>34757134
No. Not at all Anon. I’d be a good influence to them and when they get older they would hunt me down and ask me to take them to prom.

>>34757143
Want her thick and nice and soft and lacking that lilim quality of mindbreak on sight, instead having comfy on sight and happy to sit down and eat her food.

>>34757054
Much safer than the other way around.

>>34757173
No, you rape them. Then when they're older, they hunt you down and rape you back. This is how you develop healthy relationships with monsters, especially the more wild ones.

>>34757184
URGE TO cuddle

>>34757143
I like to headcanon the Demon Lord being a master baker, baking sweets for her husband and visitors. And for the monthly family dinners, she has a lot of grandchildren to bake cookies for.

>>34757143
Perfect. Only the best monsters know that good cookin is the way to a man's heart

>>34757322
Sweet Jesus what a thing to wake up to

>>34757230
You know, it is plausible that Demon Lord in current years is a great-great-great-grandmother or something to some loli succs with how much time have passed since her ascension and how mgs can start to breed in extremely early years. It would be really easy for her husband to tease her about it

>>34757175
is getting mindbroken by delicious food any better?

>>34756813
There needs to be more pregnant monsters art in general.

>>34756180
That face is the last thing you see when trying to escape the rape cabin Yeti, next thing you know everything goes black, you hit the snow, you wake up tied up and cuddled in front of her fireplace

>>34757322
>Where's my good morning kiss?

>>34757367
this

>>34757383
oh no
those poor girls

>>34757322
>Demon Lord shows up to the Hero’s house to surprise attack him
>he’s sleeping
>she tries to wake him up with a monologue
>the hero just grabs her and pulls her onto his bed saying something about how “it’s too early for this”
>a couple hours later the Demon Lord wakes up to the hero making her breakfast in bed

>>34757345
>>34757374
Anons, no...

>>34757365
Yes, because at least then you have an option.
I'd happily get brainwashed by an innkeeper lilim into finishing my plate, getting seconds, and impregnating the barmaid who gets me the second plate.

>>34757054
Hellhound sisters asking to play board games with uncle (You)!