Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39984216
But that's clearly licorice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39984216
Succs are kinda weird though...

[Anonymous No.]

No more financial manipulation.
This Tanuki will win your heart with her feminine charm alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39984244
thats the common mob succ, they are pretty wacky honestly

[Anonymous No.]

boing boing boing

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>>39984260
best girls too

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>>39984303
you cant go wrong with one of those honestly, they are among the cutest monsters alive

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>>39984275
Busty jiangshis just can't get taken seriously when they hop toward you and try to act scary.
One of the few cases where bigger isn't better.

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>>39984312
and it certainly does help when their thunder thighs clap everytime they hop, just making them a bigger target to grab and make sweet love to

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>>39984312
>no bra
>every time she jumps and lands, her massive honkers come up and slap her in the face with a loud smack

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>>39984244
Gonna say that to her face?

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>>39984357
poor jian shi, she has no money to buy a good bra, and the one she had dont fit her anymore since shes grown

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[Anonymous No.]

Red wine sunday

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>>39984397
wine aunts

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>>39984357
>>39984355
>>39984386
>She gets tired of all that jiggling and clapping
>Buys a sports bra and spats with all her savings
>She barely fits in them

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>>39984420
all those dumplings had to go somewhere and I bet that they will break the moment she starts to hop towards anon

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>>39984383
No, she looks even weirder.

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>>39984418
>meeting your zombie wife's wine aunt wight alongside her kingdom's military advisor
Spooky

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Do Kikis get mad at other non-maid monster girls cosplaying as maids?

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>>39984503
most actual maids would get mad at cosplaying maids i'd imagine

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>>39984512
>"These 'kikimoras' wear WHAT?"

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>>39984252
>feminine charm alone
such as...?
>tits
Holstaurs beats them
>ass
Literally any monster has a better ass
>tails
If i wanted tails i get a kitsune
>female form
elves mog all the others monsters in that department

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>>39984545
i bet they will get a visit from One Babashuka Yaga

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>Your lamia wife wakes you up in the middle of the night because she's too horny to sleep
>You tell her to wait until morning, you then go back to sleep
>You wake up to her wearing an eyepatch and calling herself "punished snake"
>She mentions something about not sleeping and being here just to suffer

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>viper flesh is an edible aphrodisiac
How would this apply to snake girls?

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>>39984439
>Anon is sprinting away from her in terror
>her bra audibly snaps and he turns around
>her boobs are now flailing around massively slowing her down
>Anon stops running away in fear
>now he just slowly backs away and enjoys the show
>his dick starts getting hard
>she is absolutely frustrated because she can see it, but is just too slow to catch up
>she keeps slapping herself in the face with her boobs.
>they just go in circles for a while until she's so frustrated she just gives up
>she just pouts at him and stares
>he starts to turn around to leave
>she whimpers and starts hopping in place trying to get him to stay
>Anon gets guilt tripped into being a husband

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>>39984589
>Eating out a venomous snake gives you a raging boner

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals open while you were asleep
>Get this when you open up PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>39984617
the power of jiggle physics saves the day! anon has acquired one cowain shi wife

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>>39984563
>also has a horn made of demon silver

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>>39984648
>tfw she sees all the porn i've drawn and all the fetishes i like
fuck

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i need to see a magical hag lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

Are you married to a pro-wrestler monster and did she acquire you as the prize from a ladder match?

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>>39984782
She was out for lunch. You can have this one instead.

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>>39984796
Yes

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>>39984796
no and no, One was the monster who raised me, the other two are a princess and a noble mage I stole
>>39984808
what is that lim holding and she wants me to cum in her hat?

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>>39984758
Why didn't you add a bunch of korean stuff? I give you the link on that google survey

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>>39984648
Are daemons just haughty demons who speak in ancient dialect?

>>39984796
Ladder matches are outdated.
Husband on a forklift matches are where it's at.

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>>39984796
If any monster thinks I'm gonna lose the belt then they're dead wrong

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>>39984874
https://youtu.be/DJQfFiPJyfo

[Anonymous No.]

Mating press young hellhounds
Full nelson young hellhounds

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>>39984796
>>39984817
>>39984874
Wrestling is fake!

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>>39984874
Hellhound wrestler on the mic
>If you want me to kick Macho Moo's ass give me a hell yeah

>>39984987
You're gonna be put into a submission hold and raped by a big buff monster wrestler

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>>39984987
lol no, you know why? They give human boys as prizes

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>>39985023
You'd think those boys are being paid handsomely to become prizes, but it turns out most of them are what you would call a "ring rat".
In other words, they're sluts for wrestlers.

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>>39985046
thats insulting to rodent girls!

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>>39985023
It's staged! The winner and the prize were already married before the match.

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>>39985080
good. forced public marriage to the first girl that beats you sounds really hot

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of trolls

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>>39985080
>It's staged!
You'll think otherwise when you see an oni and an ogre fighting for the boy in the final contest. Too much violence to be fake.

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>>39985235

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concerts in MGC would be the best

[Anonymous No.]

New vampire wife commission done. Hope you guys like it.

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>>39985332
cute chunni

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Remember, the best way to deal with a danuki merchant is to mating press at the first sign something suspicious is going on.

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Succubus childhood friend who goes yandere over you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39985368
why

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>>39985379
>has a shrine of your lost goods that she prays to everyday

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>>39985368
I prefer to tie her up and toss her into an orc encampment that hasn't been affected by the current DL's mana. They will give her many children. Orc children, and she'll have children with her children. And eventually, enough mana will be dispersed that they slowly transform into p'orcers. And the danuki becomes queen of the p'orcer tribe. She now wields the power of steel and money.

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why are u gey? also no monsters from before that are not demon beasts and have not been changed in mgs exist, now leave, you faggot

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>>39985332
She dresses skimpy for someone who is part of the aristocracy of the night

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>>39985332
I'm sensing you're a foot enthusiast, vampfag

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>>39985235
>cut to shot of anon and troll wife in bed both sleeping
>7:00AM on a retro 80’s style digital alarm clock
>she smashes it to bits with a single swing of her fist
>anons eyes lazily begin to open
>troll bolts up mechanically to a perfect 90 degree angle, glass shattering noise as her eyes swing wide open
>inhales enough air to fill a blimp
>anon prepares earplugs, completely desensitized to his wife’s morning ritual
>”TIME TO TROLL” she bellows with sonic force that registers on the richter scale
>all windows in a 2 mile radius completely shatter for the eighth time in the past month
>she instantly starts railing her husband

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>>39985455
that sounds more like what a bogie would do in all honesty, trolls are way calmer and traquil but still is cute

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>>39985471
no reason a troll cant behave like that. the dispositions are just generalisations are far as i know.

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trendy old monstergirls

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>>39984552
A tanuki can get your hers too daughters into fancy private schools for half the price

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>>39984758
Wotta champ

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>>39985514
They are but then the troll would definity have some bogie blood in her because only a bogie a chesh can have those cartoonsist actions

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>>39985452
Nah, it’s literally the guy drew it like that. I had thought about saying something but was like “nah I’m sure it’s fine”. Somebody in his Twitter comments called him out in it as well.

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Fear me!

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>>39985523
yeah sexy women are boring. i want monster girls with side benefits.

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>>39985443
Hey every now and then a vampire can choose to wear less fabric. Kinda think it if her just wearing the fashion of a different area. Say like demon realm Lescatie

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>>39984396
>what do you call a clown fucker
Ringmaster

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>>39985522
i bet she has some outdated slang as well as will try to pay to date me, which i wont accept payment but still would date her
>>39985552
nah, u too cute dragon chan!

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>>39985332
There's something about vampires that makes me want to tease one

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>>39985332
What are those jam stains.

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>>39985552
Siege of Fort Cardboard.

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>>39985552
just noticed the flame is also a cardboard cut out, so damn cute

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>>39984758
There are a few things in there that look like they belong in the deviant gallery more than the normal one

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>>39985552
Terran Siege Tanks fear nothing!

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She’s not a tanuki, but she did let herself in and is sleeping on your couch like she owns the place

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>>39985728
ahh, she so kute, what is it today, cute day?

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>>39985436
They do exist in the far corners of the world. The DL's mana doesn't permeate everywhere yet, but it does most places.

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>>39985735
>but she did let herself in and is sleeping on your couch like she owns the place
She better pay her half of the rent

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>>39985332
Glad to see she has wings now. Vampires aren't the same without hip wings

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>>39985850
ass or grass, nobody lives rent-free in my home.

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>>39985872
Yeah, I’ve mostly thought that her cape she usually has is her hiding her wings.

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>>39985735
trash panda

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I want to pet monster girls

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>>39985953
i want to pet a robutt jinko

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>>39985921
Do you really want to fuck a raccoon?
She might instinctively bite if you're rough with her.

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>>39986023
I won't be satisfied until I wake up covered in love bites and scratch marks

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werewurm is finished!

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>>39986069
u getting better, vh anon!

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>>39986069
Well, at any rate don't worry about it. Just rub her belly.

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>>39984216
Shirohebis can't stand being alone. You better be not leave her after first date.

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>>39986069
>>39986078
i love the hands, just perfect imo, but if i were to critique it a bit, the abs don't go out so far unless its HGH gut, they tend to be much flatter and what you would see is the obliques instead but, you can fix that the next time you draw it!

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>>39986099
By first date, you mean the first time I said "hi" back to her?

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>>39985850
>>39985921
She does pay rent, but your underwear is also going missing

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>>39986146
that's marriage, anon

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>>39985697
https://imgbox.com/fFT9zQKR
https://imgbox.com/DpgzYlUx
ayy lmao

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>>39986069
Nice job, artist-kun.

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>>39986188
Mmm, soul vore.

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>>39986202
>oh I'm sorry, I'll turn the AC back on if it's too hot for you. I can just zip up my hoodie, no problem
gotta love those fights over AC control at the office

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>>39986099
She has my complete permission and consent to vore me at anytime. Whether that's because I'm an imminent danger of being snatched up and taken away forever by a whore, or if she simply just feels like it; whatever the case, she's allowed to. In this way, we'll never be separated from each other.

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>>39986239
>sandwormfags

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Im going to color this wurm with synthwave colors

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>>39986262
That's a heavy-duty creature

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>>39986268
shes a heavy-duty lover as well!

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such a powerful creature

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>>39986259
This is why you don't let your yandere snek wife talk to the sandworm on the other side of town. Miss Wormy will give your snek bad ideas, even if she doesn't intend to.

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I'm too emotionally drained to get romantic with a monster, I think being good friends with them is good enough

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>>39986306
Fearsome!

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>>39986306
>I hunger!

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>>39986306
the devourer of worlds was not a massive beast nor a snaker, its but a lone greenworm who hasnt been taught what is and isnt food

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>>39986317
Sounds like dormouse is right up your alley.

I'm sure you may be able to find one that fits your preferences if you're not big of petite bodies.

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>>39986334
Speaking of galactic threats i wonder if dark matter or even barometz/pslime can go full katamari damacy

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Something about my monstergirl dream calibration is off. First it gets the bodytypes of two characters I have art of wrong (shredded demon and soft hound instead of soft demon and shredded hound), and then it spits out three characters I've never seen before; A lithe draconic cursed sword (or lizardman?), a doting holstaur, and a sugar mommy tanuki. Literally the only thing I remember aside from that is trying to get the cursed sword bigger tits and somehow not getting scammed by the taunki.

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>>39986400
i imagine the kherpi somehow pulls this off

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>>39986423
wat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39986306
Nom

[Anonymous No.]

pink greenwurm named kirby

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She stole your trash now she is gonna steal your heart

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as an angelfag I'm really happy that this pink angel getting so many pics as of lately (I'm assuming it's from gacha but whatever)

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I need a hag kraken

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>>39986527
>local trash thief not so smug after losing to love and affection

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>>39986546
but y?

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>>39986500
Bubblegum bitch

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>>39986527
She can't steal it if I don't have one!

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>>39986078
>>39986208
thank you
>>39986086
that's traditional wolf way of proposing (it's not)
>>39986123
that's valuable feedback, thank you
>>39986262
she looks very cute, especiall the paw-mittens
>>39986306
cutesy

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>>39986069
Where does the tail attach?

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>>39986529
her wing game is a bit weak but i do like pink

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I need a kunny kraken

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>>39986553
Maybe not a hag but one with big booba

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>>39986583
exactly where you think it does, she didn't really think of glueing it

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>>39986603
That's somewhat disturbing

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>>39986608
she really liked the book about little red riding hood and the big bad werewolf, and wanted to be like her childhood hero

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>>39986557
y u so bad about a greenwurm named kirby?

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>>39986527
>no southern raccoon girl who makes fun of you because you thought she was a tanuki on her dating profile

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>>39986601
you have to go to the milky sea for that

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>>39986632
Just saying she'd be a bubblegum bitch

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>>39986259
Vore. Vore never changes. When atomic fire consumed the earth, those who survived did so in great underground girls.

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>>39986664
but rather rude arent ya? all she wants to do to is play with her friends, eat, then sleep

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>>39986561
The hallmark of a great thief is being able to steal the unstealable, Anon.

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>>39986630
>wurm pretending to be a wolf pretending to be a grandma tries to lure in anon to the bedroom

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>>39986761
i'll plow that wurm faster then she can say gotcha, and also I feel like she would be very bad at acting as well

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>>39986527
But can she steal my dick in her ass lmao

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>>39986761
>big wurm tail coming out of the bed
>BIG claws
>bed breaks from heavy worm
>she forgets who she is and just awoos when anon walks in
>she didn't get rid of granny, who is in the kitchen making cookies for wurmy and anon
well atleast she tried

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>>39986742
>Lilim Sandiego has stolen the number 6

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>>39986776
>anon takes up her poorly veiled offer and takes the initiative
>wurm starts panicking because her masterful ruse was seen through
>even though >>39986797 made it not much of a ruse in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

Smallnuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39986742
A dumpster diving daredevil teaches an Anon who's given up the true meaning of love. What a trashy romance.

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>>39986529
She is but not even playable/summonable yet. All she has is a role in the story.
The reason she is getting so much fanart is because during the newest chapter a big misunderstanding and poor communication leads everyone to believe (You) have been kidnapped by terrorists and she believes this is consequence of her actions, so she storms through everything, enemies and walls be damned to their location to stop them.

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>>39986816
put her on a shelf

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>>39986529
>>39986830
Gachafaggot aka pretend monster girl lover.

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>>39986830
bulldozers are a mans romance

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>>39986816
YEET HER

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>>39986862
how can she say she loves you if she can't break through walls for you?

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>>39986884
cause shes knows how to use a door? as well as walls are nothing since the ground is her door!

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>>39986862
But bro if they break the walls all the hags with skirt and panties on the street will watch you be raped.

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>>39986897
but any girl can open a door, a true woman can bust through ground and wall to get their hubby
and that is why wurm is best

[Anonymous No.]

146 cm

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>>39986954
womanlets need me 3 meter gf

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>>39986954

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>>39986884
>get mad at Ushi gf because she keeps busting through walls instead of using the door
>she's a construction worker so she knows how to do drywall and anything else of that nature
>just accept it as a a regular thing

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>>39986671
Guess the energy for survival is shared between the male and female

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>>39987000
but wood is expensive anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987000
>getting to see ushi gf in hardhat and overalls fixing your wall after busting in and sexing you
could be worst

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>>39987000
if i had a redcap wife i'd take up carpentry for all the busted furniture and windows during foreplay.

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>>39987024
>could be worst
I said construction worker partially because of a rather sad story involving an Ushi-Oni, it's a good one though.

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>>39987050
link?

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what is the scariest monster?

[Anonymous No.]

around jinkos let your guard down

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>>39987133
A kobold with a pocket knife

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>>39986830
>>39986862
>>39986884
Sounds dangerous. A girl that can do that will likely lose control and fuck you through walls and floors during sex.

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>>39987139
how, shes just a cute doggie, weak to headpats

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>>39987133
Mindflayers

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>>39987133
alice

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>>39987133
To many anons here probably siths since they might seduce them. But the slug girls freak me out the most.

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>>39987151
They're also best girl.

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>>39987133
Alice. Fuck that shit on several levels. I'm not going near it.

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>>39987133
>Who is that girl, darling?

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>>39987174
J-just a coworker sweetie

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>>39987174
my mother

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong with Alice?
It's not like the amnesia bothers her. She does remember who her husband is, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987136
People are on guard around them? How could anyone be worried they'd try anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987201
due to various circumstances dementia and alzheimers spook me

[Anonymous No.]

Spicy lizard

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>>39987133
chicken harpy

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>>39984850
I forget to check the form, since it's generally not used. I'll add them next week.

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>>39987217
Can the spicy lizard handle spicy food though? I want to defeat one by cooking.

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>>39987174
>Forget about her honey. She don't matter. None of this matters.

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>>39987133
golem with a missing texture

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>>39987188
>Why did you call your mother by her name? Also she was so young. Darling, you're hiding something from me?

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>>39984216
Hello all!

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>>39987291
>purple and black-square abomination chasing you through the halls of an abandoned laboratory
>she's yelling in a distorted voice about how she just wants to love you

[Anonymous No.]

Another tough choice has presented itself immediately after starting the sort again. Vampire or bogie?

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>>39987294
seems like shes gone off the deep end again, time to fuck her stupid again
>>39987311
now thats real scary
>>39987316
bogie wins, vamp just haughty blood sucking corpse but go with your heart instead of me

[Anonymous No.]

*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987329
fuck off im busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987329
sorry, i am a clown but i aint got time to clown around with you,

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>>39987335
What are your stats?

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>>39987294
i like hebi but all this cross examination would get tiring.
doesn't she know i wouldn't cheat on her unless it was her evil twin or a cleverly disguised robohebi?

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>>39987342
extremely high spd, atk, and int, high str, average hp, def is my dump stat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987329
what does the lizard want?

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You WILL join her party, and you WILL become her ranged DPS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987365
Sorry, I want to be the healslut to a party of lolis

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>>39987365
nah, she'll healslut, i'll be the glass cannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987174
That's you babe, don't you remember I took a photo of you yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987365
>ranged DPS
I want to be the guy covered in slabs of armor and taunt all the enemies and do absolutely nothing else

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>>39987343
It's so easy to pass her cross-examination:
1. Hug hebiwife
2. Kiss her forehead
3. Say "There is no place in my heart for other girls, only for you"
4. Happy sex
5. ???
6. Profit!

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>>39987362
a kid

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>>39987439
Don't salamanders usually do competitions first though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987466
yeah but she old and you know what that means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987466
Too few warriors to go around. Desperate measures are needed. Mamono are opportunistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987408
>acting suspiciously more kind and sweet out of sudden
Prepare for 6 hours of blue flame interrogation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987478
>>39987481
that's honestly kind of sad

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>>39987439
Point her to the nearest orphanage

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>>39987500
its easily fixed if she becomes your wife

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>>39987408
Why is she dressed like a cheap prostitute?

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>>39987500
>nobody enters echidnas lair anymore so she jumps the plumber she called over to do maintenance upon "completing the challenge"
>valkyrie floating behind average looking anon at a grocery store earnestly praying he'll finally do something heroic
>cursed sword OL reduced to a mere letter opener
i love bringing archaic monsters to modern times

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>>39987093
I'm having trouble finding it since I believe it was on the old wiki that got nuked.
If someone else can lend a hand it started as a regular woman who was transformed into an Ushi-Oni and was shunned by everyone for a long time, until she found one man who didn't mind her presence and saved him from another monster girl attacking them.

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>>39987329
>I really like you and would marry you immediately, but I am not a male warrior and have no interest in being one. I want to be protected by a stronger muscle girl, please step aside so that I can continue my search for a Minotaur or buff Hellhound guard.

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>>39987496
That's what i want from her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987615
>after fourth session this week, hebi starts wondering if anon has a fetish for this kind of stuff and is simply baiting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987569
you can say that to 99% of mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987548
>>39987500
>few years after the portals open
>salamander is trying to find someone to give her a fun enough time to be her husband
>unfortunately because melee combat is outdated in the modern world she can't find anybody able to keep up with her
>not even the martial artists of the land can since they're closer to sports than their combat roots
>eventually she becomes desperate enough that she gives up and tries to jump a random guy
>she blocks the path of the first guy she sees and tries to take him there
>can't really get herself to do it
>starts thinking about her mothers stories about how she met her husband in combat
>anon sees her lack of energy and almost fireless tail and asks what's wrong
>she tells him of her plight of how she can't find anybody
>anon offers to train under her so he can make her happy instead of miserable
>and thus begins anons training to make sally the happiest salamander in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987647
>anon decides he needs a couple days off work
>asks a coworker to leave a lipstick mark on his shirt collar
>won't be walking for a week, probably
genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987569
That looks more sporty than anything. You don't dress comfy at home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987408
Trust the hebi and she's going to trust you.EZPZ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987558
>"I w-was kind of thinking about some solo stuff actually"
>orc girl neuron activation

[Anonymous No.]

How hard would it be to get several hebi wives, and how crazy is the idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987737
Permanently "burning," forever unsatisfied, the closest you can get to a bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987668
>not even the martial artists of the land can since they're closer to sports than their combat roots
silly sally writing off MMA like that

[Anonymous No.]

so do you prefer pig or green orcs
or green ham orcs if those are even a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987746
I deserve it, sign me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987754
I'm more refencing how many martial arts have warped from their original forms due to being subjected to a millennia+ long game of telephone

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, she found out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987810
>spoiler
true but even then, I'd expect Lizardman and Salamander combat to be more for sport/show of strength instead of serious combat, since they wouldnt want to actuallly hurt, maim or kill their prospective mates

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987769
Green always

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987852
Oh no, \tg\ is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987840
>since they wouldnt want to actually hurt, maim or kill their prospective mates
Don't they have demon silver specifically to stop them from doing that though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987769
Pig of course. Green orcs are too tg for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987811
Why does this look AI generated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987879
The base image isn't, but it's an AI-done coloring job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987862
That's some weak bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39984758
If you're still here, do you have a link to the non-main gallery? Doesn't seem to be on the neocities page anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987890
pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987769
Green! They're pretty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987615
Instructions unclear. Face down lap pillow engaged.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987946
Someone say green?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39986644
Rookie mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987983
Damn girl get a new pair of jeans once in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987983
>No mask
You can’t fool me, nuki.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Hero comes to monster lands to depose an evil demon tyrant
>Except monster have been in charge for well over 200 years now and have had unparalleled peace and prosperity
>Said "demon tyrant" is really just the demon mayor at this point
>She's even fairly elected
>Hero is also too much of a goody-two-shoes to actually harm any of the monsters
>So now he's just a constant annoyance to the demon mayor every time she tries to do something

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988017
>constant annoyance to the demon mayor
>mayor is taking a bath
>hero pokes his head from her window and asks "You doing evil yet?"
>she screams and throws her rubber ducky at him
>hero grumbles something about "One of these days..." as he leaves

[Anonymous No.]

forget which monster girl you'd want to fuck the most, which one gives the best hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988051
Either wights or some form of mofu, depending on how you judge the quality of a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988051
much like the fuckignoring kc saying lolis are the best it comes down to personal preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988040
>Demon mayor raises taxes
>Hero tries to stop her "oppressing" the peasants
>Find out the taxes are for a new orphanage
>The hero goes back to his camp complaining that he's gonna catch her doing evil things one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988076
Well yeah, but which one gives the best hugs in your opinion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988051
kraken, unagi, dragon, spider, lava golem, shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988088
the ones with the biggest paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988051
#1 Yeti
Then in no particular order:
Hellhound
Griffon
Mage Owl
Mothman

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987668
>salamander learns that no one seriously uses swords after the invention of breech-loading rifles
>she drives anon out into the forest, gives him a sniper rifle and tells him he's got two hours to hide

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988051
wurm, bogey, jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988051
I might be biased, but manticore:
>hug you with fluffy arms
>head goes into neck mofu
>wings wrap around you
>tail coils around your lower half
>she purrs like a kitty, massaging you with vibrations
I love the flying kitty

[Anonymous No.]

Really struggling with Dark Valk vs Manticore. Help. Persuade me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988203
adventures with devoted swordsman wife or adventures with mean bully fluff tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988203
can Dark Valk pump you full of horny venom and then edge you without release, just before she cuts your ties and lets you go beastmode on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988203
>horny girl with wings
vs
>turbo horny rapist with wings, tailpussy, neck fluff and meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988088
Shoggoth, your entire body will be embraced and loved by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988203
Deep down, you know the right answer
it’s whatever you want to write about but my vote is for manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988203
>glorious winged goddess vs some mangy winged mutt
not really hard to choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988203
Commit blaspheme

[Anonymous No.]

Now, loli manticore vs loli valkyrie. That's a real tough one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39984244
I LOVE SUCCS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988254
I know right? Valk never stood a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987408
>I did not put anything weird in them this time.
Not gonna eat it then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988203
TAIL PUSSY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988285
I would eat them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988294
I didn't have a tail pussy fetish before 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988178
>sally watches predator and really likes it
>now you spend every weekend in the forest doing a cat and mouse game with her
>either you get her with the demon silver rifle and mating press her or she takes you down and fucks you unconscious

[Anonymous No.]

>>39986585
massive fucking feathered wings are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988271
The only downside of succubi is how outrageously they dress
How are you supposed to have her meet your parents when the most modest outfit she has makes whores look like prudes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988328
I did...
It was thanks to a doujin back in high school...
Yeah I was already corrupted back then...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988328
i somehow managed to get one before MGE. dont know how or where from, but i did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988178
>sally watches predator and really likes it
>now you spend every weekend in the forest doing a cat and mouse game with her
>either you get her with the demon silver rifle and mating press her or she takes you down and fucks you unconscious
Imagine hiding from a salamander in a fullbody fishnet behind a tree as she searched for you

[Anonymous No.]

I wish it were possible to fuck a Manticore's tailpussy so much that it eventually becomes possible to inseminate it

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna trick a Valkyrie into doing anal until she falls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988377
How do you think mofucores are made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988377
The manticore would laugh at your useless attempts while teasing you that maaaybe the next cumshot would work

[Anonymous No.]

manti ain't one of my top girls but if one held me from behind and reached around with her tail I'd probably let it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988377
That's the manticore's trick, anon. Eventually you become so enraptured in tailpussy you think only about it and the girl gets jealous, wondering why her abdomen feels so empty and aching while draining you with her tailpussy she eventually just breaks and fuck you normally

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988383
The moment she realizes you tricked her she’d rape you like the sinner you are for the centuries to come

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988407
Wouldn’t have it any other way

[Anonymous No.]

Gimme your best MERE'D scenarios

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988336
Just give your succ gf something modest to wear then anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988388
>anon frantically thrusts into the tail while shouting GET PREGNANT, GET PREGNANT!
>manti can barely hold her laughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988453
A germanic man walks into her cave unsheathes his Gram and announces that he's there to lay her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988475
She won't be laughing once she realizes he's one orgasm away from marrying her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988407
This will just accelerate her fall, and soon she'll be offering her new master her ass of her own volition, convinced that it's the Chief God's will.

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsune will step on you just because they love to see you squirm beneath them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988269
>loli valkyrie
Angelic warrior loli erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988516
just pluck black feathers when they show up, corruption abated

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987811
>>39987890
Damn, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987668
Idiot didn't even try to game her own instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988551
She won’t like it so much when i lick her soles when she steps on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988551
The evil fox steps on you intentionally and it’s “erotic” and “an awakening”
(You) step on her tail by mistake and it’s four hours of her crying in her room about “how could you do that”
And “that’s so mean”

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988935
>m-muh fluffy tail
dumb oversized rat, don't make me get the razor again.

[Anonymous No.]

some love for old daikon legs?

[Anonymous No.]

Just had the hardest one yet. Cheshire or Wisp. Went with wisp, but chances are if I was asked any other day, the answer could change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988935
>implying
If she has any mofu worth a damn she'll barely notice.

[Anonymous No.]

this picture looks really bad. i'm gonna be honest, remind me never to try to make fire hair ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988966
>no leg-locking
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>39987769
pig orcs. i hate dyke haircuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989107
Mmmm spaghetti head burb

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989093
She won’t feel the physical pain, but it was never about the physical pain in the first place.
It’s emotional damage that is the killer when monsters are involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989243
Yeah but they WANT their beloved to touch their fluff.
Purposefully or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988551

[Anonymous No.]

You're pulled over by an officer who's a (https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/)), you don't know why she pulled you over but she's giving you a really stern look. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989107
spaghetti bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989308
>Minotaur
Ask what the problem is and hope to god I don't get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989273
Why does this fox have an antenna

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989308
>the eel
Splash some water on her since I would assume she's dying of dehydration

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989308
>mimic
Question how she even managed to pull me over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989349
Please inform us what it feels like to have your pelvis broken in the back of a squad car

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988551
I only like kind foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989364
She was actually your car

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989367
>Every MGC cop car has a camera installed into it so monster officers can stream them getting a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989308
>were cat
My name isn’t Tom. My name isn’t Tom. My name isn’t Tom. My name isn’t Tom. My name isn’t Tom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989308
>Dark Priest
I declare my worship of Hathor and unwillingness to convert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988798
Angry grem!

[Anonymous No.]

I think we need to upgrade our prompts effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989389

[Anonymous No.]

Are foxes dogs or cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989404
Anon can't you tell from her chest she's a dedicated Hathor worshipper as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989440
They're like halfway between dogs and cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989440
>Gachashit
>mobile filename
Not telling you, faggot. I know who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989440
Dogs obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989389
>My name isn’t Tom.
Correct, that's your nickname now.

>>39989440
They're more closely related to dogs I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989430
she can call me tom anytime she want

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989488
What a strange kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989440
ive some people say that foxes are like cats stuck in dog bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989308
>Sea Bishop
Sorry I missed church today, Revered Mother, but I think the police will want their car back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989308
>What do you do?
running in the 90s starts playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989488
wonder if all the catgirls call their men tom

[Anonymous No.]

>Get an Alice
>Ask her if she'd want some juice or milk for breakfast
>Asks for coffee, black.
Something's off about this imotou, I can feel it.

[Alice No.]

>>39989563
>Alice
Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989586
aaaaaAAAAAAaaalllllLLLLiiiceeeEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

so are there order knights that hate mgs but still fap to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989642
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989586
>You have to eat the steak oniichan.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to french kiss the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988018
Lilim with a mini gun, what she gonna do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989719
commit a felony

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989719
paint the walls with sexual fluids

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989733
Demon silver minigun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989447
Then we have a lovely conversation about our faith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39988018
>Classic plot where a dude is isekai'd from modern Earth and tries to stop the invasion of Lescatie
>Climatic battle with Druella herself
>He smugly pulls out a gun
>Druella: "that's adorable, but mine's bigger"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989799
>anon proceeds to pull out a tank

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989308
>kobold
Pet the grumpy doggo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989802
Did she stutter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989745
the smelll of that place after shes done, the cleaning kikis have their work cut out for them

[Anonymous No.]

what if mge ended on a cliffhanger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989885
What if you stopped posting?

[Anonymous No.]

if an mge puts a dick in vagina are they married when he cums, upon insertion, or does it take multiple orgasms?
Although knowing KC they might be married even beforehand via demon magic deciding.

We define marry as her body changing to work only for him

[Anonymous No.]

what is this faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989908
If they're already going as far as kissing, they're married in the monstergirl's eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989908
they are married when the mg lays eyes on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989915
Probably the same faggot that pitched a fit over maids. Or just some stray retard that refuses to read the setting he's talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989937
poor rinno, he just wants to learn about the cool modern day stuff and now he has letty on his case

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989642
Prime corruption/seduction bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>Threads leak to the other side of the portal due to GREMTECH™ shenanigans
>Every fox immediately starts practicing her evil laugh since Anon apparently wants an evil fox
Can the mild mannered shrine maiden perfect her villainous persona in time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990115
>mild mannered
>posts fox computer running yakumo os

[Anonymous No.]

I have redone it, and tried to keep guilt and changes of mindset out of it, and I'm pretty happy with the results. Is my taste based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990204
That houri looks a bit out of place there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990220
i see what you mean. the method to judge them i used when i got stuck was 'which one would i like to be sat on the edge of my bed with' and houri was always the one when it came down to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990204
>all those purples
Something you wanna confess, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

how do you win mge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990238
>>39990204
i aint him but purple is very sexy imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990256
find a lovely wife and have a happily ever after with many children

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990238
Basically what >>39990266 said. Purple causes neuron activation. I think its the association with mystery and seductiveness, but I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990115
have the sabbath been recruiting on 4chan all along?!?

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda wanna get art of a Kamaitachi trio with the three being monsterized Camilla, FemCorrin, and Elise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990333
One of them is already a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990348
Yeah but she looks pretty much human so it doesn't matter that much. Plus it really works well with fem corrin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990115
>Get an evil fox larper because she thinks that's what you want when you just want a gentle housewife fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990204
How did witch get last place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990387
the two are not mutually exclusive

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990443
look at my top pics and look at the bottom. theres a pattern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990124
That does nothing to contradict their statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990456
>Dark Mage
>Houri
Still not seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990471
All the lowest rated are loli, all the highest are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990484
>Houri

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989308
>Pyrow
From what I gather from the encyclopedia, the fact that her hand wasn't already going for my pants the moment I rolled down the window means that something is very wrong.
I start up the Eurobeat playlist and floor it.

[Anonymous No.]

sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990491
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990461
Just wanted to see more ran mama

[Anonymous No.]

Pyrows are lame and the casual sex niche is better served by khepris

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990502
Itty bitty.
Especially when compared to the similar Aspara and Cupid who both ranked lower.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait even better. The reverse version of Alice!
Every day the husband forgets a bunch of stuff and fucks his wife like they just met.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990526
I can get down with that, I already am quite forgetful

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990514
While true, they definitely aren't a loli. They're just small. Least thats how I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990505
You can always just ask.

>>39990526
That's Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990546
Mindflayers have too many niches

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990526
Oh even better! How about you both forget? The double alzheimers special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989308
Ushi Oni
I'm staring at the abyss, car was aimed towards the edge of the bridge
Was going 40mph
And she's put one leg of hers through the whole back of the vehicle, stopping it instantly
The wheels are still spinning
My airbag is deployed
She's not happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990456
>>39990484
All my top ranks weren't loli either.

...By default, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990505
>Error: Fox too large.
File size limit increase when?

https://files.catbox.moe/okvy88.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990599
may i see your list? i need to see the gravity of your sins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990204
Link to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990561
The retirement home section of wonderland must be a strange place

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with the Alice attention? Did KC make a post or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990648
BIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990656
have you not heard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990627

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990664
W-What

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990637
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/

[Anonymous No.]

Fox ears are a prime target for self defense.
Soft and fuzzy like the tails but when was the last time you saw a fox do anything that wasn't either a magic build, a tail mofu build, or a hybrid between the two

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990681
sorry anon I under the impression that everyone had heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990700
The ears are only to be pat by husband. Intentionally petting a single fox by the ears is equivalent to proposing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990700
NO BRO FOX EARS ARE JUST ANOTHER TOOL THEY HAVE TO KIDNAP PEOPLE LI-

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990729
what about pulling them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990688
Checked and thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990740
You are going to find it difficult to get a grip on them without them more or less letting you do so.
Works much better on M foxes as a result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990676
Your actions are unforgivable but your tastes in MGs is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990758
what it if me distract them with tofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990785
The ears are more or less on reflex. But if you do succeed it's equivalent to pats.
You touch 'em, you buy 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990807
Gonna sneak up on a fox, caress the ears, and then run away before she can do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990824
That's a very cute date idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990835
>"Ma! The big fox is back!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39989308
>Titania
Whatever it is, it must be serious for her to be anything other than her usual cheerful self. Might as well turn myself in for whatever is coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990276
NEED

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990276
and then ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990849
>tfw your ma so,d ya off to the fox cause she was a big help when she was younger and saved her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990835

[Anonymous No.]

I will become the property of a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

does mgt like cunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990824
you horribly underestimate foxes.
you keep doing that and eventually a boss health bar will pop up when you accidentally mess with the ancient fox disguised as a young single-tail fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990930
Some yes, some no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990914
big creepy fox is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990930
me no
some of the thread yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990944
Yeah right, "ancient" foxes disguised as young foxes is a myth used to scare Anons into submission.
I will not be broken by fairy tales and rumors. My crusade will not, CANNOT be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna stalk some jinko to show her who the better ambush predator is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990930
Love lolis, don't like that word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990944
>"accidentally"
its called farming for the hag fox
damn 0.05% chance of spawning

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990947
>>39990960
>>39991025
>don't like that word.
why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991038
I genuinely dislike you as a poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991038
It reeks of normalfaggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990824
>anon meets the Immovable Object

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991038
i never said anyhting about the word

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991058
>normalfaggotry
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990992
cmon now anon dont be like that. some of em just wanna relive their young party days for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991090
meant to only quote the one guy not sure how it ended up quotes the other posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991093
>Used goods
No thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39990824
oh i missed

[Anonymous No.]

need help thinking of a nightclub/bar/pub name in the royal makai. thinking the red rabbit or the crimson wonderland, since most of the people who go there are march hares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991128
You just activated the fox! RUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991134
Mad Mad Hops

[Anonymous No.]

Mino's arms are so huge compared to a human's arms, and its canon art. Sadly she doesnt look tall compared to a human, but it could just be because of the angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991211

In comparison, the Hellhound looks MASSIVE compared to the human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991089
You are not a dragon so I can toss you like a rug

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991246
Big Meaty Paw effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991263
>quote from man mofu'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991134
The Tipsy Alice?
Trumpart's Tankard?
5 O'Clock Tea Party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991273
I like the bottom one out of those. I think I'll use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39991265
Its more the fact she is crouching and is t
towering over the man.

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>>39991286
That's true but I just wanted to post that.

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>>39991265
! ! detected.
She may proceed.

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>>39991303
i did wonder if they were waterproof

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>>39991058
>normalfaggotry
so i dont really keep up with fads and trends are whatever shit kids are doing these days but im going to have to approach the claim that a pedophile meme is now a normalfag thing with a lot of incredulity

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Here's your hellhound, bro

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>>39991461
I want to touch her paws

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>>39991271
A mutual relationship does not mean a mofu relationship

[Anonymous No.]

would you a gap more fairy?

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>>39991211
>Amazoness
>Hellhound
>Ogre

If only KC wasnt allergic to musclegirls.
If KC wasn

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>>39991461
She looks excited.
But why is she excited?

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You know that thing where knights kiss a princess' hand? I want a monster girl to do that to me. Preferably some dark knight type. Maybe a dark valkyrie or a succubus.

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>>39991641
HUSBAND SIGHTED

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>>39991656
The poor thing has been alone for so lone she's gone delirious, there is no husband here.

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>>39991654
gay

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>>39991654
Do I have the girl for you.

>Dark Musketeers kiss the back of their hand during their first meeting with the object of protection as a fervent greeting, a show of love and respect. At that moment, they take a small amount of the ward's spiritual energy.

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>>39991726
oh fuck yeah this is exactly what i was looking for

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>>39991726
it's a fun way to do a tracking spell

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Tiny tiger

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>>39991726
Nice

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>>39991726
>I kissed your hand, we're married now
What is the function of the smaller gear halfway up the barrel

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>>39991752
i should finish the psp game one of these days

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>>39991752

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>>39991766
maybe it's a safety or a way to dispel a loaded mana shot

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>>39991517
It does if it's with a fluffy species.

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>>39991726
>>39991726

Any of those profiles that fit a shameless protectionfag? I want an overprotective warrior MG, preferably muscular and huge.

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dare ye to enter the fox zone?

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>>39991816
The style kinda reminds me of forastero also sauce and please tell me the artist does more sweaty muscly gals

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>>39991816
I want a big, strong, meaty wife
I want to slap her ass, her tits, and her belly

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>>39991858
No proper fox hags, so I'll pass.

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>>39991858
>>39991858

Only if there are overprotective muscle foxes.

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>>39991858
Risks of Flowering: considerable. But rewards of godhood: who can measure?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to steal demon silver swords from the lescatie armory

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>>39991887
>Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Don't really see the connection with foxes anon

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>>39991844
Bitch

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to check your locks to make sure they haven't been

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>>39991940
Correct.

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>>39991950
I sleep buttnaked with my door wide open, I do wonder why I wake up covered in female sexual fluids tho

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>>39991858
I really like the background.

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>>39991858
soon i will have enough mofu to complete to mofu ship and return mofu planet.

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>>39991950
"haven't been" what?

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>>39992010
To make sure they haven't been

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>>39992010
Poor anon, he got meme’dcon extra lunatic hard

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>>39991961
It is not fur, it is warm scales

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Living in Anon's walls is overrated.
She lives in your floors now.

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>>39992098
Bring back the ceiling cat that watches me fap.

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>>39992064
Warm scales is what I desire, not fur

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>>39992114
Oh don't worry, she's the one who was vacationing in your walls and now your floors.
She will be back to your ceiling soon

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>>39992098
Cheshire can't be in any part of my house if I'm homeless

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>>39992098
The Lunatic...Is In My Wall

The Lunatics...Are In My Hall

The Paper Holds Their Folded Faces To The Floor

And Every Day...The Cheshire Cat Brings More.

You Look The Door

And Throw Away The Key

There's Someone In My Head...But It's Not Me

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>>39992132
Yes, you are safe from the masonry cheshires.
But now you are completely exposed to the normal cheshires

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>>39992098
She likes me stepping on her? Damn pervert

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>>39992143
>have a home
>masonrycheshire tells you jokes through your walls
>be homeless
>street cheshire invites you to her garbage bin sit down comedy club
>say fuck it and get a strong magical monster to put you outside of reality
>eldritch cheshire tells you mind meltingly [good?|bad?] puns
just cant win...

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>>39992176
there is one way but you'll only find her if you been a bad bad boy....

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>>39992176
The scary part is all three of those are either the same cheshire or sisters, depending on your preferences

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I love Cheshireposting

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>>39992143
So long as she stays out of my change jar and cardboard box I'm fine with that.

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>>39992206
Oh no, a gamer cat

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>>39992220
why does she do this, do i need to perform percussive actions on her behind

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>tfw no cheeky chesh teacher that always has her ways of teasing you and messing with you when you fall asleep in her class

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>>39992253
>accidently call your cheshire teacher mom
well this is going to go awry on several levels

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>>39992141
There is no dark side of the moon
As a matter of fact, it's a full moon all over

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>>39987205
Pretend to go for her breasts then feint and slap her ass.

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>>39992315
Full And Delicious.

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tsk, I know right? Anon walls are so so LAME. you can even hear him tugging on his knob, foooooor reeeeeaaaaaaalz, ugh.
that's why I moved to floor y'kno. turned out it's super duper comfy there, dontcha know?

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>>39992315

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>>39988082
>orphanage expansion despite there being no orphans in monsterlands
Where's the tax really going?

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>>39992429
Assburgers

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>>39992443
They pay for the guy who peels pistachios for her so she can eat them by the bowl instead of one by one.

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>>39991726
Any of those with a fixation of princess carrying men?

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>>39992443
Orphanages are just state run Sabbath recruiting centers. A man can pop in and just take one home, or a monster can sign up and join the adoption list. They do a similar thing with undead and graveyards, public parks and plant girls, the pound and certain beast girls, etc. The government takes care of the facilities so the single monsters have a place to stay until a man comes up to grab one. Most tax money ends up going into these dating centers. It sounds wasteful, but rape is down 63% since these buildings have been established. Turns out the best way to stop rape is to get consent first.

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>>39992597
>Rape is down 63% since the buildings have been established
what a tragedy

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>>39990256
complete The Work

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>>39992429
What's the meat made of?

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This video covers facts, factors and various other things that you monster fuckers will never talk about or mention about farm monsters:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzNKWNDO9Hw

So, do you still wanna live or work in mamono farms and deal with the livestock? Or at least, how does MGE deal and remedy what the video talks about?

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>everyone talking about how unicorns are noble and sweet
>where I'm from unicorns are traditionally wild untamable beasts

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>>39992843
Like Monster Hunter's Kirin?
Fuck that type of unicorn.

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>>39992774
sir please go back to your containment board, wherever that is.

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>>39992850
https://twitter.com/vaultyama/status/1335308416554680321

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>>39992918
Cute, but still very annoying.

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>>39987149
she's got a stabbin' loicens', so she'll shank ya, and you'll have to be her husband and headpat provider forevermore. she's a bit rude like that.

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Least horny MG

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What’s the best hold for making a jinko tap out?

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>>39993124
mating press

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>>39986644
>ya thought I was one a them Zipangu gals?
>th' ones with heaps a cash?
>oh sugar, have I got some baaaaddd news for ya...

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>>39987266
>I bet you you can't eat this nuclear ramen
>fuck you I can't!
>watch as salamander starts oozing snot and tears while she shovels ramen into her mouth
>start to get nervous when she gets close to finishing
>actually manages to drain the bowl
>that shouldn't be possible, you put a dozen spoonful's of Carolina reaper extract in there
>salamander belches out a fireball
>leans on the counter, wheezing and crying
>points to sign on the wall
>"Winners of the Nuclear Ramen challenge are permitted to marry the cook. Losers will pay $100"
>tell her that the sign was just a joke and the real prize is her getting the bowl comp'd
>salamander stares at you
>gets up and makes for the door
>oh thank eros, she's leaving
>flips the open sign to closed and locks the door
>Used the capsaicin still in her spit to make your wedding night extra special

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>>39993174
“Joke” signs regarding marriage are legally binding by MGC law.
Kid shoulda known better.