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>> No.35823685
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No, flies will get in. I could go outside instead.

>> No.35823699
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>haku explaining how it is physically impossible to be on page 11 and that you're just hallucinating

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I don't want to open the window, it's cold and there's a crazy reindeer outside

>> No.35823704

latenight, if you're reading this, please draw dad anon decorating and cuddling his newly born egg

>> No.35823706


>> No.35823713
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I want to have a BIG family with a manticore! Any less than fourty cubs isn't enough!

>> No.35823717

It's been happening more often lately

>> No.35823739

It would have been cool if we managed to hit the post limit this way.
To let the nice froggy in.

>> No.35823746
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need haku teacher gf

>> No.35823827
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>be the first man to confess to Saphirette
>she gives you a small smile, then shoves her dark matter into you, incubizing you instantly
>she, and her familiars, then jump on you, milking you for several days straight

>> No.35823856

I'm kind of amazed how little hyper preg fanart there is of MGE.

>> No.35823976

Japan is strangely adverse to it.
I have no clue why

>> No.35823992

Why does she have the green one wrapped up? Was it being a little shit?

>> No.35823998
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Sparrowl's lamia comic does things to me. I never realized snake mouths could this cute and sexy.

>> No.35824002

Do you think anyone ever actually waifus these OCs?

>> No.35824055

Maybe because it's disgusting, that's why.

>> No.35824256

I just watched a video about the development of GDP across the last centuries, would she approve of this or am I Tanuki bait?

>> No.35824268

Anything that can be described as hyper is extreme for normal people

>> No.35824276

tanuki haku

>> No.35824312

It really is good. Snek teef.

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Latex robutt

>> No.35824471

Which monster girl do you think of when you think of a monster girl passing you a note that says "Get me drunk and fuck my butt"?

>> No.35824490

Oni, and I interpret as "buy me all the alcohol I want and I'll let you fuck my ass"

>> No.35824497

Some desperate hagtsune

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>> No.35824515

Plenty of people waifu'd sabbath baphos, especially runyax2

>> No.35824534
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she needs better manners

>> No.35824542

>t. high monster noblewoman

>> No.35824579
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POV: Monstergirl is meeting the Order aligned parents of her boyfriend

>> No.35824613
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how pure is your wife's mind, is she a deviant perv, are you the pure one?

>> No.35824663

Both are perverts.
The jinko is the bigger pervert.

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>Take fox wife home to meet parents
>So is she chinese or japanese?
>Completely Ignores the ears and tail

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>So is she chinese or japanese?

>> No.35824747
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Did you know that ushis are sexually aroused by loud beeping noises and construction equipment?

>> No.35824787

time to go to gremco for some construction level limbs and a beeper to get installed on me

>> No.35824791

Stop being a faggot and looking for situations to post off topic humans.

>> No.35824811

time to paint myself yellow, lift heavy shit, and make a beepin sound with my mouth

>> No.35824830

>Your wife explains that she's Laotian, and further explains that Laos is a landlocked country in southeast Asia
>Your parents pause for a moment before repeating their question as to whether she's Chinese or Japanese

>> No.35824874

99% of them would kill to see their grandchildren face. I'm pretty sure they are happy to hear they got a partner.

>> No.35824890

Kek, I see you got the gist of the situation.

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>> No.35825136

need more aggressive monster girls against glass

>> No.35825206
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heres something cursed

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>> No.35825320

I don't think this is cursed.
I want to sniff it....

>> No.35825333

>”you probably have a few questions, like ‘why has our son turned into a shota?’, ‘why is his penis over a whole foot long?’, and ‘why is he dry humping your leg like a dog? What have you done to him?’, but don’t worry I’ll address all if your questions in GREAT detail”

>> No.35825336

it is for lolifags

>> No.35825357

It's good i love monster girls in all sizes then.

>> No.35825369

If this is the response of his mother I’m gonna wonder how a monster girl seeking shotafying powers entered the Order and

>> No.35825378

>heres something blessed

>> No.35825442

>Making fun of Saphirette for not being able to write scientific reports in an objective manner!
>Telling her she's bad at her job!
>Disregarding her opinions and attempts at rebuttal and calling her a hack!

>> No.35825447

It’s the monster talking to the parents

>> No.35825454
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>So where is he, anyway?

>> No.35825484

But this is good?

>> No.35825619

>>35824672 >>35824874 >>35825206 >>35825333 >>35825454
>responding to /tg/ spam
Thank you

>> No.35825686

It’s literally just an idea of how parents would interact with their son’s monster wife. Stop shitting up the threads with your MUH /TG/ posting when people are just trying to create fun hypotheticals for anons to expand on

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Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see...

>> No.35825704

T-thats a big kot butt

>> No.35825733

>post is literally just anime humans with the word monster tacked on to make it seem on-topic
Nah, stop spamming low effort off-topic bullshit.

>> No.35825791

>Nah, stop spamming low effort off-topic bullshit.
Can’t stop doing something that I never did in the first place

>> No.35825810
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I had quite the dream that gave me some interesting insights into the mindsets of demons and mersharks.

I even had some prolonged encounters with Druella. Very sinister personality, but it's channeled towards sex, conversion to the sisterhood of monsters, and matchmaking. She came onto me super strong, so I assumed she was still single. Exceptionally beautiful but had a creepy smug look on her at times. A smug that'd put even a cheshire to shame. Definitely a dangerous character if you were to get on her bad side

>> No.35825841

Not him, but I'd like to draw your attention to the title of the thread. It's a monster girl thread. For the posting of monster girls. Not monsterboys, not human men and women, not heroes and knights and what fuck else. It's for monstergirls. If you want to ask that question, feel free to expend a bit more effort and look for a picture of monstergirl wives meeting their hubby's family- or continue to post low effort garbage that doesn't fit and get shit on.

>> No.35825847

stop being a faggot

>> No.35825869

Does this shit look on-topic to you? If I wanted to read about anime I would go to another board or thread, if I wanted to read about knights and heroes I would go to /tg/. Nigger

>> No.35825876

>not him, but
>is clearly him
You tried

>> No.35825880


>> No.35825902

>How dare you post scenarios that aren't just "haha funny monster girl rape you hahah" in MY monster girl thread, everything HAS to be
100% monster girls, fucking shitposting cucks.

>> No.35825906

stop being a faggot

>> No.35825908

>everyone who dislikes my spam is the same person
Not even gonna bother to post a (you) screenshot

>> No.35825911

>everyone who isn't me is samefagging

>> No.35825915

No like the monster entered with the son turned shota, the mother wants to know how in great detail

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>> No.35825931

>3 responses in 30 or so seconds
fucking lel.

>> No.35825934

>be me
>live in a nunnery near the sea
>all the nuns seem a little handsy
>they like to touch me and I swear I feel more than two limbs touching me at a time
>it always trys to get into my pants
>must be demons or something
>also the place smells like squid
>When I sneak up on them and scare 'em, when they walk away, there is a black substance left behind

>> No.35825937

cute Alp, would fuck

>> No.35825938

>gets called out
>starts posting monsterboys
Every time

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>> No.35825963

Sounds like the kind of story where the protagonist goes mega coconuts when it's revealed all the nuns are his cousins along with the rest of the hamlet.grandpa was a busy guy

>> No.35825985

Stop being a cunt

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>> No.35826044

would you drink monster girl squid ink?

>> No.35826072

imagine that on your head

>> No.35826081

No, it's ink you tard. Maybe if it were one of those dishes that involves infusing the ink into the food

>> No.35826093

You know how you lick the nub to get it wet before you write?
I'd lick my squid wife's nub to get he rink flowing before I write more romance devoted to her, taking breaks every few minutes to sensually worship her ink dispenser with my tongue to keep both my inspiration and her creamy ink flowing.

>> No.35826098

Hey monster girl, please kill me, put me out of my misery.

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Girthy alp tails! Throbbing with lust!

>> No.35826166

Kill yourself faggot

>> No.35826194

what a lovely Saturday morning

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New chapter of a Stranger in the Pharaoh's Court, hope you enjoy it.


>> No.35826223

>chapter 6
>chapter 8

>> No.35826231

Do wisps truly never let their husband out of their cage? As much as I like them being stuck in a cage for literally FOREVER seems like it would get dull

>> No.35826240

I don't know, I didn't touch the chapter names.

>> No.35826267

It says chapter 7

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Thanc for words crumbul

>> No.35826301 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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It would be neat to be turned into some weird creature that functions as a living clothes for a monster. Gaining sustenance solely from her DE, cum, sweat and saliva (even making you addicted to those fluids).
Nightgaunts are the closest to that but they are too submissive, I want a reversal of that dynamic. Instead of her becoming clingy, it is you who becomes clingy, growing anxious if you aren't clinging to her and "feeding". She also would have a lot of control over you. Your symbiosis ends up making you function as an extension of her body.
With some limits, and being able to turn back, of course.

>> No.35826305

I do not understand. Why does the man not find 50 Khepri and begin power leveling?

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>> No.35826356

>Reading through contract from demon GF.
>Article four provision sixteen "at all times the house shall be stocked with name brand cinnamon toast crunch."
>Sign instantly.

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I don't know what to tell ya

>> No.35826393

I figured it was chapter 7 anyways but wanted to make sure I didn't accidentally skip a chapter

>> No.35826403

He’s not fat just big mana’d

>> No.35826407

You know there's a lot of things that aren't rape and also aren't pictures of human boomers who remind you of the good parents you never had or boys you want to fuck right?

>> No.35826425

My, what charisma.

>> No.35826427

>Fuck a Night Gaunt, a Mindflayer, an Atlach-Nacha, and a Wendigo
>Activate your final form

>> No.35826433
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>reforming ancient evils into modern maids
god i love the maid academy

>> No.35826432

Anon please, he also posts monsterboys. He clearly doesn't belong here so let's stop humouring him

>> No.35826451
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cringe, find one with better taste

>> No.35826458

Don't forget Shoggoth for that slime permeability.

>> No.35826473

>stale marshmellows and carboards
Won't be hard to find with better taste than your pic

>> No.35826502

babi taste, real man eats a full meal in the morning to do heavy labor

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>> No.35826512

You misspelt "fasts until 2pm then eats a full English"

>> No.35826536

Don't forget that living armors adapt to fit their husbands. You could theoretically equip one in that form too.

>> No.35826549

Is your meido really a meido if she didn't used to have a title like "The Hungering Darkness" or something equally edgy?

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>> No.35826565

what ungodly abomination would that look like?
all ex chunni meidos shall be bullied

>> No.35826583

I need a harem of large monster girls with excess meat.

>> No.35826593

just think of the snuggles

>> No.35826595

>what ungodly abomination would that look like?

>> No.35826609
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For a lady who doesn't wear pants she's pretty charming

>> No.35826610

no shit, you wouldn't change at all, you are already ugly

>> No.35826623

It would be amazing.
And could also happen at anytime as they get quite aggressive.

>> No.35826643
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She likes to give off a refined air but once you get a few drinks in her, well...

>> No.35826650

>Becoming a fusion of a demon/bat shadow monster, a giant squid, a venomous eye and blade covered spider, a [REDACTED], and a slime
>Then putting on your Master Chief armor

>> No.35826670
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Post noble girls getting fucking SHITFACED.

>> No.35826712

>Traditional harem setup.
>Except they're all around 8ft tall and extra endowed/soft.
Species largely wouldn't matter that point, unless they're slimes (barring parasite slime)

>> No.35826718

they probably drink their sorrows away at being a CC and not even being to able hold a mans hand

>> No.35826774

i wouldn't mind a parasite slime that takes a girl from small and stick to big and thick

>> No.35826786

>Starving order solder on a neglected front to an ultra THICK, tall bandit 'queen' in the woods.
Can even add extra parasite slimes to her band for a more unique flavor.

>> No.35826799

bogey for extra comfy snuggles
adn I had a brillant idea

>> No.35826846
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Aggressive fox.

>> No.35826854

You're going to get snugged into the shadows.

>> No.35826855

fucking love this artists ran

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>> No.35826924

I now have a new fetish of getting smothered by a meaty and tall monster

>> No.35826960

The kabedon is a strong move in the hands of the right girls

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Absolutely legendary levels of booba.
But what I REALLY like is his thing for see-through clothing.

>> No.35826986

All the better to feed you with. It'd be a shame if you could just struggle free.

>> No.35827011

>tfw ywn get a meaty fox gf who is at least 8 ft, makes you drink her milk , pats your head and calls you a good boy

>> No.35827034

The life.
Although, because I am a Nerd, I like the idea of having my gaming group over for DND night and there is just this beast of a kitsune watching with confusion as to why my players aren't just doing these insane, overpowered rituals she knows.

>> No.35827046

I want to wrestle with that sweaty Ran.

>> No.35827059
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>Make us whole, Anon

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Is it really a kabedon if she can no longer see you if she does it?

>> No.35827084

We're making Necromorph soup
It's a fairly simple recipe

>> No.35827105

>She thinks she's Kabedoning you
>In all realty you ducked and snuck out from under her chest.

>> No.35827107

its a smother at that point

>> No.35827117

Would you guys a necromorph?

>> No.35827123

>8 ft
I'm 5'5 and fat, she could literally use me like a teddy bear.

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>> No.35827151
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Making deals with a danuki boss is dangerous.


>> No.35827191

I'd rather do some dirty deeds done dirt cheap

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>> No.35827206

I would anything female that won't kill me

>> No.35827239
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Young 400-years old BEEG girls dabbing on tiny thousands of years old dragon lolis

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>> No.35827253

Beware the fey.
They are tricky creatures.

>> No.35827257

What mgs would smoke weed every day?

>> No.35827272

I trust any monster with big tits, I distrust flatchests by instinct

>> No.35827278

Anon no, oneesans are not to be trusted!
The tits are a distraction!

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Obvious answer.

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>> No.35827319

I don't see any big tit cult giving out kool aid, do you?

>> No.35827334

I wonder how much a CC or undead MG would love to know I’m fluent in two dead languages.

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that sounds like something a filthy flatchested would say, Tell me, does this monster look untrustworthy

>> No.35827361

It is known that only oneesans with the occupation of maid can be trusted.

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Cute senior citizen.

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not even this one?

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I don't trust any fox with fewer than nine tails.

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The bigger the tits the more you should truss her, because the more you truss her the bigger her tits get.

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not even cows oneesans?

>> No.35827473

I am not lactose intolerant and I'll prove it!

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>> No.35827503

hey, I aint that

>> No.35827511

Must be looking at me then

>> No.35827521

hope ya like strawberry milk then

>> No.35827536

Cows posses an insidiousness that belies their seemingly placid nature.

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>> No.35827615

>BEEG girl joins DND group as Anons GF.
>Actually plays a dainty, small girl
Would be funny

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no they cute

>> No.35827634

Cute doesn't mean trustworthy you fool!
The cow has plans!

>> No.35827635

You can see the sinister intent behind that expression.

>> No.35827643

>be a human soldier
>fall for a monster girl soldier You met on a solo patrol
>have a secret, forbidden romance for a while
>decide You'll defect from Order to live with her
>she defected from extremists to live with You first
well, shit

>> No.35827656

I see a happy and cute cow oneesan

>> No.35827684

both of you should clear the scene and take up farming or some shit in some remote village. war is overrated anyway

>> No.35827692

Unlimited softserve cream work

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that would be this lovely gal

>> No.35827722

Would latch onto her nipples during summer days.

>> No.35827725
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>> No.35827755

do ice queens get mad when kids yell icecream when they see her?

>> No.35827769

Yeah, but this sounds like a setup to some low tier anime, where my kid will return from fishing in forest to find the village destroyed, as a punishment for our desertion. And I would never wish upon my child to be a shounen manga protagonist.

>> No.35827780

>see a CC Ice Queen
>"hooray, ice cream!"
>she smirks
>unzips clit
>"I got some ice cream for You right here, boya

>> No.35827783

>her boss music is ice cream truck jingles instead
definitely puts the rape in a different mood

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not even this cow, she looks so friendly

>> No.35827829

>Trusting an ushi

>> No.35827851

>tfw ywn be flashed then flash frozen by a desperate CC ice queen

>> No.35827913
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Yknow it's weird that I like lolis but also megatitcows.

>> No.35827920

What is shoggy doing to those penguin...things?

>> No.35827939
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>dinner is served, anon

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nothing weird about it. fun size, smol, medium, large and megamilf size all have merit.

>> No.35827959

I wanted chicken curry.

>> No.35827990

but we already had ass yesterday...

>> No.35828035

Rare robot girl

>> No.35828049

I want my wife to teach me how to insult and bully her. It would be fun.

>> No.35828070

>biomech manti gf

>> No.35828125
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True, size difference is just great.

>> No.35828171

I like it cause It would make me feel safe but I want to be some large milfy monster girl's pocket knight. A knight that may be small compared to her but is very strong and capable of defending her from any threat

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>> No.35828181

why does the cute kitty have horns?

>> No.35828267

attracting mates

>> No.35828274

Imagine doing this with a M monster like an umi osho. She would think you were a pro making her tell you what she wanted.

>> No.35828298

evil kitty

>> No.35828317
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She hungers

>> No.35828338

>Recursive demons

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>> No.35828415

Fill it with apple juice so she thinks it's a weird and juicy berry.

>> No.35828434
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Here you go miss bug.

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Help my teacher is so mad that even her tits are mad, all I said was that 1+1=0

>> No.35828529

I'm gonna tell her that she's as rational as pi.

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>> No.35828604

that is just gonna arouse her

>> No.35828608

Offering a bug fruit is basically a marriage proposal

>> No.35828652


>> No.35828697
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>wait a minute, I was told that this was for some job training

>> No.35828708

teambuilding exercises is code for baby-making sex

>> No.35828741

i know ln did an "offer an apple to a greenworm" somewhere, but what about other girls?
>giving fruit to tired ant girls
>giving raw meat to mantis girls
>giving honey to bees
>giving bees to hornets

>> No.35828745

i l-o-v-e jinkos

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>I made a computer program to clean up your desktop, mastah!

>> No.35828759

i don't know if giving honey to bees sends the right message.

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>f giving honey to bees

>> No.35828845

>wait a minute, this isn't IT, ITS ST

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You don't give honey to bees. Bees give honey to you.
If you wanna give bees something, give them nectar.

Bees make honey by eating the nectar, vomiting it into each other's mouths, chewing it for a couple hours, spitting it out into their combs, and fanning it with their wings.

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how do they keep their stock up?

>> No.35828890

That's hot.

>> No.35828897

That's quite literally how honeybees IRL make honey.

I bet honeybee mamono kisses are super sweet like a dormouse's!

>> No.35828903
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Calm thine mammaries.

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>> No.35828939

How viable would it be to work as a male prostitute for monsters?

>> No.35828949

you'd have to be a bicorns hubby for that to work

>> No.35828950

it works really well for 1 night

>> No.35828971

it isnt the 'prompt', t's the offtopic picture. stop being retarded.

>> No.35828979
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>> No.35828990

You make a lot of money but you have to deal with lots of customers falling in love so it's a rather short career unless you work in a brothel with protection or something like that.

>> No.35828998

It's more like a blind marriage

>> No.35829005

Could probably get away with it for a short time if you hookup with a bicorn or !Japanese smoke hobo.
Maybe you get lucky with and some of the girls you screw are part of the 1% that won't claim you after your first fuck.

>> No.35829006

It's much more humiliating to be rendered into a drooling ahegao mess and have the girl throw money at your dumb face afterwards, anon...

>> No.35829022

>It's much more humiliating to be rendered into a drooling ahegao mess and have the girl throw money at your dumb face afterwards

>> No.35829040
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>1% that won't claim you after your first fuck.
It seems to be implied that a lot of monsters don’t marry the first person they fuck, given profiles like cyclop’s where they usually disappear in the morning before the guy wakes up and form no connection with them. Also a lot of profiles talk about how they capture and rape men and THEN talk about what happens if a guy tickles their fancy. And the only profiles that I remember specifically mentioning virginity are the unicorn and cockatrice both for obvious reasons

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That's why the number #1 thing to do in MGE is marrying a loli that's predisposed to growning up into a woman with large assets, and giving her the dick every day ever after.

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>> No.35829127

Ya know what I want, I want a large monster with a monstrously voluptuous body and be able to rail her from behind while she is upright and be straddled on her ass as I do and walk as well

>> No.35829151

I don't think you could have made that more appealing if you tried, holy fuck, treat me like trash mistress

>> No.35829172

thighs for days, thighs for nights, thighs around my head

>> No.35829181
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I want to keep my loli young.

>> No.35829186

then you're no fun

>> No.35829226
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>tfw ywn have an old maid to play old maid with

>> No.35829236

>her confused face when you ask her why she is naked

>> No.35829242

>i said we gonna smash tonight like play smash bros

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>> No.35829282

>thighs around my head

>> No.35829298

>"....why aren't you?"

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>> No.35829325

Well, there's always the option to go back to the best age/bodytype with magic.

>> No.35829378

dance magic

>> No.35829418

it's among the most powerful of magicks.

>> No.35829426

jump magic jump magic

>> No.35829493
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titty milk magic best magic

>> No.35829519

>she sees your cake

>> No.35829592

which monsters would most likey get off to smelling your sweat?

>> No.35829606


>> No.35829614

But what if I'm a stinky man?

>> No.35829635

Tell her you meant it in modulo 2.

>> No.35829655

Do you have a cuckhorse or a smoke hobo as a pimp?

>> No.35829675
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Pic related, only she would not stop at just smelling.
If it's not your hormones or something like that, also pic related.

>> No.35829702

I never seen one as a milf

>> No.35829755

That would be hot, yes.

>> No.35829804

holy fuck she would be one of the most perfect preadtory monster girls as milfs
>You are waiting at a train station at 3 am, ya need a shower cause the heat
>she gets close to you and you don't mind it cause she can't be a monster girl
>she gets closer and touchier with you
>you being dense think she is just real friendly
>she slow seduces with her words and you can't help but follow her but something nags you
>you move to get off when she.....

>> No.35829835

>thick loli thighs around my head

>> No.35829848

>She grabs you with her tongue and she pulls towards
>and as she holds you in her arms
"Ara Ara mo, leaving so soon. handsome?
>you try to protest but she frenches you
>as you slowly lose air, you think to yourself should never trust
>When you wake up, you are nude and she is ontop of you
>Licking you, smelling you, and molesting you
>You try moving but hear the clink of chains
>You are chained to the bed
>You ask the monster......

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>> No.35829911

what would a perfect look for her?

>> No.35829927
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I keep going to the catalog any typing in "moms-" instead of "mons-"
Maybe it's subconscious

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>> No.35829970

Beware, she lives

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>> No.35830038

I wonder, what happens to a monster on noschlick september

>> No.35830058
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Why do dragons want to bang us? What did we do? First thing they think when they see us is "Human likes mating, I mate with human!"

>> No.35830064

im not going to watch that show anon

>> No.35830071
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>Off-topic image

>> No.35830086

Any monster that takes this challenge just uses it to motivate herself to get a boyfriend.

>> No.35830119

its like going down on a firehydrant
you can break up a riot with that thing

>> No.35830133
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How do I deal with ornery cow gals that won't come to the barn for milking time?

>> No.35830134

I cannot into dragons. Or any haughty monster honestly. Too boring

>> No.35830138

barn hellhounds

>> No.35830149
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>Did somebody order garlic-bread pizza?

>> No.35830159

Cows with hair covering their eyes do things to me.

>> No.35830162
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Seems her wine has gone sour.

>> No.35830173
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Do it faggot

>> No.35830177
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There are dragons that are not haughty.

>> No.35830183
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>"Mr. Anon, did you fill out those forms I asked for? I need them on my desk by lunch."
>"Yes, ma'am. I just need you to sign this one here and they'll be ready."
>signs it with her tail while sipping her coffee
>"Good work, Mr. Anon. I think you have a great future ahead of you at this company."
>she begins to walk away until she freezes, drops her suitcase and coffee, then looks at you with a sinister smile
>"Anon, you sneaky little..."
>the form she signed without reading was a marriage contract you wrote

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>> No.35830192

its really weird to me that the guy who drew this:https://exhentai.org/s/3f714f3a30/1155544-26
has a mainstream anime

>> No.35830212

Ask why she wouldn't come for milking and if she can take care of it alone.

>> No.35830213
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>It just says "I agree to be Anon's wife and will cook dinner Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, with Sundays reserved for take out and cuddling on the couch"

>> No.35830223

probably cheating on you with a bald ugly old man.

>> No.35830229

>Cheating on me
But we aren't going out?

>> No.35830231

>Too boring
Haughty monsters losing to cock is super interesting, even better if she's a loli.

>> No.35830236

Basically every dragon needs its Dragon Rider

>> No.35830238

wear a real tight blood red matador outfit and stand at the entrance and jump over them when they charge at you

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>> No.35830300

dragons are single for so long that their pride is overtaken by their need of a man in their life. think of having all the riches in the world but no one by your side

>> No.35830345

wtf is wrong with her neck

>> No.35830366

Thanks for reminding me of real life, asshole

>> No.35830380
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She has that collar thing under her shirt.

>> No.35830383

she kept asking too many guys if they were frustrated

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>> No.35830477
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>> No.35830542

When you wake up to your face covered in bapho spit, you know it is a good day

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>> No.35830610
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wtf MGE is germany!

>> No.35830629
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You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.35830640

A bit large...

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Germans are based.

>> No.35830650

god yes
though maybe a tad bit shorter so you can eat her out while standing
I guess she can bend her knees a little to help out, or bully you by making you reach up
god i love big monsters

>> No.35830675

bit a too tall, her stride is much longer than yours so its going to make keeping up with her much harder

>> No.35830793

Sir that is a wyvern not a dragon

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>> No.35830851

>"when you said you were going green this is not what i thought you mean"

>> No.35830857
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I wanna bully a jubjub by cumming inside her and then pulling out of the post coitus cuddles and run away so I can watch her sweat sheened by bounce as she runs after me

>> No.35830861

Wyvern is a subspecies of dragon.

>> No.35830879

I know but when I said “dragon” I specifically meant “dragons” not THE dragon race

>> No.35830913
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whats the mg equivalent to this?

>> No.35830931

same thing except for it calls for monsters to rape you in a 250 mile radius

>> No.35830957

>buy a bunch
>use it and throw it at random single men
>record results and sell to nukis

>> No.35830959

I have no idea what this is

>> No.35830974

anti-rape device, makes very loud sound that alerts people that something is going down

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>> No.35830991

does it work?

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>> No.35831023
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cute haurs

>> No.35831042

u are litte babi, see a true shitposter
>get a fuckton for yourself
>go to all the end level dungeons
>put it to go off
>put magic cameras
>teleport out
>leave a message
>sell the tapes to nukis and scientist monsters

>> No.35831055
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how do unicorn families feel when their daughters/sisters show up as a bicorn? would they be shunned or would the family just roll with it?

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>> No.35831065

how lewd, this haku has her thrid eye open for this

>> No.35831097

It can't be that hard
>Grab hand with your palm facing theirs

>> No.35831106

you forgot monster spaghetti, and how bad it would be

>> No.35831152
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Jungle Girls need more love.

>> No.35831158

Hakus are geniuses! They can even teach subjects they have no experience in!

>> No.35831178

Damn FGO britain is pretty crazy, can you imagine living in a place where Mamano write all the laws and Humans are basically Exotic pets?

>> No.35831188

sounds like heaven on earth

>> No.35831194

And I'm going to give it to them.

>> No.35831196
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Y-Yeah who would want that?

>> No.35831248

i wanna be a pet to some rich old monster perv

>> No.35831253

Dont know shit about fgo, where would I go to read about this?

>> No.35831301

I want a beeg monster girl to pick me up from the front by putting her hands under my arms

>> No.35831319

thinking of long cat being long anon with a monster girl grabbing him

>> No.35831322

I want to pretty much be like that one Japanese guy who was dating 35 different women but they’re all CC sugar mommas.
Lord help me when they find out I’ve been playing them all.

>> No.35831344

no lord nor god will help you fag

>> No.35831412

It's all theoretical.

>> No.35831438
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Particularly Fairy Britain I doubt you can read about it as pleased seeing as Fate’s wikia has been shit for years. All their players are relying on this guy https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLax9JmtqMNMKq3n8SvVE0qWBKDFf2hh7L doing an youtube playlist that is translating the latest chapter. But I doubt you’d understand most of what’s going on so:

Long story super super super short is that King Arthur’s time was when that would decide if humans would be the dominant species or the power could be handled to the fairies, and the story takes place invading the timeline Fairies won cause it’s threatening our timeline.
Long story about fairies short is that they are ALL human-centric but just like you have fairies that need to help humans to validate their existence, there are those that need to hurt them as well. And all fairies are willing to murder and backstab for their goals, even if they are doing so in the name of greater good. Humans carry the inherent kindness and generosity they lack, which makes us both incredibly endearing and vulnerable to them. Likewise with boring long lifespan our culture is wondrous to them and objects and manuscripts salvaged from our timeline is sought for a high price.
Long story about the fairy kingdom short is that this isn’t a black and white fight between “Good Fairies” and “Evil Fairies”. Queen Morgan’s rule has its good and bad, and even the fairies shooting for coexistence because they genuinely believe humans shouldn’t be mistreated and are equals to them are also psychos that will tear down their opposition in cold blood.

>> No.35831474
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Oh no anon! You got caught by a loli amazoness while strolling too close to their village, and now you’re doomed to be her househusband for the rest of your life!
Or so you thought, she stuffed you in a room while she had her peers prepare a ceremony, and while you were alone, this monster
Sneaks in and and offers to help set you free, but on the condition that you become HER husband instead. Do you accept her offer? Or do you choose to stay in the village with the loli amazon?

>> No.35831475

Anon, if you play with multiple monsters hearts like that, you're going to have a cupid death squad come after you.

>> No.35831483

Yes, the robot that I made came to save me

>> No.35831497

I'd rather fuck mud than be with a loli amazoness.

>> No.35831499

I'd rather wait for the Amazoness to grow up.

>> No.35831512

Eh, if she caught me first than I guess has dibs.

>> No.35831518
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Well sucks to be (You). According to the Laws of Robotics, specifically Ruler Number 0, the Three Laws of Robotics can be overwritten if a sufficient emergence warrants it and since you were kidnapped it has been deemed that your mental state is in peril.
So, per rule Number 0, treatment of successive orgasms via robot sex is needed. 200 times should suffice.

>> No.35831529

Don't make me throw my wife at you

>> No.35831554

what? Imma turn retarded if I cum that many times

>> No.35831559


>> No.35831561

Guess then this would mean the Automaton would be in charge of your education afterwards

>> No.35831566

>blue oni
anything is better than a loli

>> No.35831580

I bet she's so cool! She probably swings in on a web and kicks the Amazon's butts!

>> No.35831589


But it's still a Chad move, imagine you and your wifes' former comerads seething on your doorstep, all like:

>"No! Your supposed to pick a side in our shitty war and help us kill all the monsters/incubize and monsterize the humans

But you and your wife are like:
>"Lol no, and shut up to, our kid is sleeping goddamn it.

>> No.35831600

wat, and how the fuck. But if she can save me then great

>> No.35831614

I knew stuffing a burger in my pocket will come in handy today

>> No.35831620

How do you think an amazoness would react if the boy she caught ended up disappearing while her back was turned? That’s gotta be pretty depressing

>> No.35831621

That's the power of burg.

>> No.35831640

Bull sharks are known to be found in rivers, including the Amazon river, so you just had to be near the riverbank.

>> No.35831642

Get me outta here auntie!

>> No.35831649

>cursed sword
its a hella day when you get a sword to save your ass

>> No.35831653
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>> No.35831655

I kind of want to see a Manticore drunkenly arguing with her own tailpussy. Or getting into an argument with another Manticore's tailpussy.

>> No.35831657


>> No.35831690

What type of monster would ask you, "how much to buy you" other than a tanuki?

>> No.35831708

>other than a tanuki
a totally no tanuki wearing a mustache

>> No.35831728

Where can I find these "no tanukis"?

>> No.35831730
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>> No.35831735

Woah, is that a starfish?

>> No.35831738
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flat mgs?

>> No.35831744

NO, I distrust them. They give me bad vibes

>> No.35831749

My prayers have been answered!

>> No.35831754

not on wall street

>> No.35831762

stop molesting that starfish and come molest me instead, dumb boatfish

>> No.35831787
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Why do they like starfish so much?

>> No.35831809
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No, fat MGs.

>> No.35831832

It reminds them of yours

>> No.35831844

I love old hags

>> No.35831852


I like it but I wish the translation didn't read so weirdly. She is a cutie tho.

>> No.35831853

How does she even swim with those?

>> No.35831895
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marry smol foxes

>> No.35831896

Same, though might try to kidnap the amazon to come with us.

>> No.35831913

I wish

>> No.35831949
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Like you have a choice

>> No.35831951
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>tfw you will never be childhood friends with the future big bad evil gal

>> No.35831956


Considering next year's summer is looking like a hard skip, I'm eagerly awaiting this.

>> No.35831970
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>> No.35831976
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>"Private Anon, you weren't thinking of going AWOL, were you?"

>> No.35832021

Ma'am, this is a Chik-fil-a.

>> No.35832034

Missus, this is a Zacby's

>> No.35832036

AWOL stands for absent without love. Unless you already have a spouse, you're liable to get court(ed) martialed by the highest ranking monster for your insubordination.

>> No.35832038

>her big evil plan is to have you all to herself
>you foil her plans by saying your heart was already hers

>> No.35832045
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Eat cheshire pussy

>> No.35832047

You know what? She deserves a reward just for being able to sneak in on her own.

>> No.35832048
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>> No.35832063


>> No.35832073


>> No.35832074

What's she gonna do about it?

>> No.35832090

Leave the chunky monster girls to me, you guys go on ahead.

>> No.35832101

No, I seek the chunky monkey.

>> No.35832102
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>> No.35832113

>anon spends the rest of his military service handcuffed to the sargent's bed, getting raped after a victory, and raped even harder after a defeat

>> No.35832116

>8ft cursed artillery pats anon on the back and hugs him into her big cannons
>"Don't worry honey, I'll make your dick feel better...hehe"
>officer can only walk away with "tch" as her husbnad plans are foiled again

>> No.35832120

no, I will deal with them. I love 'em more than you

>> No.35832122

Anon no, they expect only one of us in that monster pile.

Go forth, my pelvis will hold!

>> No.35832127

>You may not like it, but this is what peak fertility looks like.

>> No.35832145

>What awkward moment when 'holding the line' is postponed as the monster girls have to wait for the Anons to figure out how many of them and in what order they're going to hold the line.

>> No.35832176

I ain't waiting, I am sweeping the biggest one off her feet and princess carrying her off

>> No.35832198

Anon please, you have to let THEM come to you as part of proper line holding etiquette.
Counter attacks just aren't part of the game.

>> No.35832207

>Anons decide to rush in and claim their monsters
>monsters are confused when the men they're chasing ending up running TO them and carrying them iff

>> No.35832222

>Holding a line
Fuck that, I am getting my large chunky wife and running off to the nearest chapel to marry her

>> No.35832262

Honestly, you lot are philistines....but I guess I would have to join in to grab some

>> No.35832302

and whats wrong with that, lets make the monsters run from us and make them like being chased as well

>> No.35832547

Remember, chasing a monster and making her your waifu and a cumflated mess at the same time is the optimal way of doing things.

>> No.35832623

what is halal to monster girls?

>> No.35832721
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Thanks for showing me the way guys. I'm gonna go chase after a real cutie

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>> No.35832727

>By Druella, behave yourself or I will give you a taste of my shoe!

>> No.35832760

>not "taste of my heel"

>> No.35832769

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a soft meido is 100% the greatest way to end a long day.
Snuggling her in bed.

>> No.35832860

>let us begin with Ero-dgan, the prisoner-fruit seller

>> No.35832900


>> No.35832929

Just remember to pet her head while fucking her, Manticores are crafty girls, but beneath all that bluster is a big kitty who wants to be pat and loved. And you just know with how tsun they are they gotta be really sensitive up there.

>> No.35833023
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Is being beaten by an Ocelomeh with her weapon, a punishment or a reward?

>> No.35833056

I won't lose to big juicy jungle cat butts!

>> No.35833193

Better than nothing.

>> No.35833258


>> No.35833308

Get out of my /jp/ room Onii-chan.

>> No.35833471
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i like snakes

>> No.35833500
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I like liquids

>> No.35833549

I want dark slime to transform my waifu into a lascivious slime who milks me dry daily and lets me sleep on her comfy tit pillows later that are great for cervical spine support

>> No.35833551
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I like doragons

>> No.35833555
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as do I

>> No.35833591
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i like wurm

>> No.35833598

This feels like she's going to get into some deep shit for this.

>> No.35833601

coomer or loli
coomer any day

>> No.35833628

Anon no! Your dick will never see the light of day again!

>> No.35833640

loli is a worse fate

>> No.35833642

loli inevitably grows up

coomer is coomer for life

>> No.35833647

with my luck, nah she wouldn't

>> No.35833686

>high orc
I smelt her a mile away and my dick has never been harder

>> No.35833721

>ushi oni
how did a metric ton of rape manage to sneak her fatass into an amazon village undetected?

>> No.35833794

>tfw strong sub tendencies
>tfw I hate it
>tfw worried my waifu will break me
>tfw waifu says I worry too much
>tfw she gives me a kiss and I feel better
>tfw feel safe and calm with her

>> No.35833795
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Hidden Transformation Art!
Shape of a Cotton Ball!!!

>> No.35833813

>I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fluff ball

>> No.35833876

Spiders are ambush predators.

>> No.35833939

Ahhh~ It's so sof-

>> No.35834126
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Must you always have such a miserable look on your face? Is everything so painful to you? Do you want me to help?


>> No.35834228

No ma’am I was just thinking about bending you over and breeding your fuckhole in front of the entire base!

>> No.35834232

>"Hmm...Carry on, soldier."

>> No.35834352

I’m starting to suspect the Amazon was her sister in disguise

>> No.35834385
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>> No.35834480

Moon Rabbits are useless, they're only good for their sex appeal.

>> No.35834522

But they make mochi

>> No.35834530

Monster smoochies are too powerful.

>> No.35834540
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How do I convince the nomadic steppe raider centaurs to turn back and not sack my city?

>> No.35834543

They only do it to towns that don't submit.

>> No.35834628 [DELETED] 

Just beat Shift and got neutral end (C), what the fuck? what the fucking fuck? Why do i feel like i got cheated?

>> No.35834966
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Here's mr anon
He was spouting some silly nonsense like "men have feelings too" and "you can't just use me as a sex toy!"
It's okay though he was straightened out

>> No.35835052


Cant identify wife race. Colors don't mach Onis, Amazons are dark skinned and I don't think are that big. No fur and thicc legs rules out Jinko. I was going to say Minotaur, but no hooves. I give up.

>> No.35835078
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Some people think it's ridiculous that queen Deonora has to pose as a tour guide to get a man, but think about it.
The majority of people are gonna be intimidated because she's the godlike arch-dragon empress of Dragonia; of course she's out of their league. That's why they let themselves get snatched by common soldiers and shopkeepers.
And of the people who do think they have a shot at her, imagine how many are horrible sociopaths who just want the throne. And how many are wannabee Hercules douchebags who just want to brag that "I banged an elder dragon and totally made her my bitch with my huge cock bro!"
Poor girl just wants to shake off the trappings of being a queen for ten minutes and be loved for who she is.

>> No.35835080
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Clearly a succubus masquerading as an "alchemist."

>> No.35835092

That's too bad. I'd want to take her on a romantic date as my tour guide, but I've already made such plans with my current guide, Aronoed.

>> No.35835261

Isn't that Ryza?

>> No.35835287

Can't you tell she's been messing around with demon realm reagents too much? She's no longer human. Now she brews aphrodisiacs and monsterization potions.

>> No.35835443
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I don’t like how my mother, the pharaoh, treats apophises. She just tosses them into the apophis put and leaves them to rot but she won’t listen to me about setting them free, that’s why I’m going to go free those apolhises myself and show mother they’re not all bad

>> No.35835479

I know Aronoed, she would be real pretty if it wasn't for that huge nose, bushy mustaches and glasses.

>> No.35835485

Clearly she hasn't been raping you enough if you're still having crazy ideas like that.

>> No.35835545
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>"Leave your dreams of a big family to me."

>> No.35835568
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As do I

>> No.35835643

>Anon goes into the apophis pit but find it empty
>Turns out his mother has been lying to him, she's never caught a single apophis and is worried her son will think less of her for it.

>> No.35835661

What about a demon that keeps giving the hero that was sent to defeat her magical artifacts and stuff to both corrupt him and make him strong enough to actually beat her?

>> No.35835683
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What about the centaur that offers the hero a ride to go defeat his enemies, but slips a drug in his drink when nighttime rolls around, and rapes the ever loving shit out him ten times over?

>> No.35835699

>Hero beats demon thanks to corrupt magical artifacts
>Time to finish her off with his “sword”
>Gloats to her about how she’ll never be able to do evil again if she is with his kids

>> No.35835703

Now that's something I'd like to see or have happen to me.

>> No.35835716
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Same. I need a face-full of centaur ass to remind me my place in the world

>> No.35835775

>"Oh nooo Mr. Hero~ Don't impregnate me, I'll never be able to be a evil overlord if I get knocked up~"
>One of the artifacts she gave him has corrupted his seed and made him 10x more virile
>And she might have taken a fertility potion or two before the fight

>> No.35835795

I want this elf to smash my pelvis to dust.

>> No.35835798
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I like tigers

>> No.35835803

>Centaur offers you a ride
>You accept
>She takes you to the next town over
>She stops just short of the town
>You ask her what's up
>no answer
>You get off
>She turns to you with that look on her face
>You contemplate asking her to be gentle but know that such a request would be ignored

>> No.35835810

>>You contemplate asking her to be gentle but know that such a request would be ignored
I would tell her to be as rough as she wants to be and go at whatever pace and for however long she likes. I'd tell her to hold nothing back.

>> No.35835830

>hero is about to cum when he looks up and sees a dozen empty fertility potion bottles behind her throne

>> No.35835841

And that's when she leg locks him.

>> No.35835847

>I would tell her to be as rough as she wants
Anon, stop. You're gonna make her cum before she even started to fuck you.

>> No.35835854

Good. That just means her pussy is gonna be even hotter and wetter when my dick is in it

>> No.35836047
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>hey human, I think you took the wrong portal. The virgin world is two universes down
>fuck you....
>ah, fuck you, incel. Maybe you and I should settle it right here in the forest if you're so full of spunk?
>oh yeah? I'll pound your ass
>hah, yeah right man. Why don't you get out of that sweatshop made stuff. I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here, what do you say?
>yeah, no problem, buddy
>you got it. Get out of that uh, ken-sama outfit
>yeah... Smartass
>I'll show you who's boss of this realm

>> No.35836076

smug anon who is a heavy armor paladin defeated by a mage lamia who just uses a ton of DoTs that do percentage based damage on him and keeps stunning him

>> No.35836098

>Oh shit I'm sorry

>> No.35836160

Posting blurry jpg artifacts should be criminal.

>> No.35836210

>Post blurred out pic of your dick on 4mosnter
>Watch the replies pour in

>> No.35836216

Underrated post.

>> No.35836381

What happens if I post a picture of my hand?

>> No.35836437

>"Aw yeah, I want to lock fingers with that dad boy."
>"Looks like a real cow milker."
>"Wonder what kind of sound it'd make slapping my ass."

>> No.35836505

>"Looks like a real cow milker."
I can't stop laughing.

>> No.35836561

>And of the people who do think they have a shot at her, imagine how many are horrible sociopaths who just want the throne. And how many are wannabee Hercules douchebags who just want to brag that "I banged an elder dragon and totally made her my bitch with my huge cock bro!"

And what monstergirls do those type of dudebros end up getting fucked by?

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>> No.35836610

Lv.1 slime

>> No.35836750

into the matango pit they go

>> No.35836785
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Gonna breed with big monsters, and there's nothing they can do to stop me.

>> No.35836794

Is it bad that I’d want to avoid getting a wife as long as possible because I’d miss being teased and assaulted everywhere I went?

>> No.35836801

>big, old and humble
My dick is getting harder
that just mean you are a slut

>> No.35836839
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You can always be teased and assaulted by your wife.

>> No.35836868

>"Yeah bro, I think she's like a queen slime or something."
>His slime Gf is right next to him, making the choice to not correct him

>> No.35836870

Get a detailed mana marker
>Hello. My name is Anon
>Please tease me as much as you wish
>Just don't overstep or my wife will KILL you

>> No.35836880

Are the matango really as bad as they say?

>> No.35836887

no one but themselves

>> No.35836894

What if I get a bicorn wife so they can just keep teasing me?

>> No.35836907

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms.


>> No.35836910

>boring parasite
>no preggers
I mean they do kinda suck

>> No.35836940

I wonder how long it takes a recently monsterized human woman to get used to her new body.
>keeps closing doors on her tail
>practicing walking on hooves
>lets out her fire breath when yawning

>> No.35836973

I want to walk in on my alp roommate kissing a cup I drank from while imagining it's a direct kiss.

>> No.35836975

What if I want her, but also the throne, and also to bang an elder dragon and make her my bitch (although not for bragging rights). Will the passion and greed impress her?

>> No.35836986

Bicorns aren't the only girls that allow harems.

My wife just doesn't want me letting in the "whores that will crack me open and suck me dry" (her words). For my own protection.

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>> No.35837181

>no preggers
Oh, so they are absolute garbage tier.

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>> No.35837214

I see.

>> No.35837231
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That's the old profile.

>> No.35837249

Stationary until they’ve been given enough energy, and then they just root themselves to you and have nonstop copulation coomer bird style, which I still consider stationary since they aren’t really moving and it’s kinda annoying

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>> No.35837257

This reminds me of the zombie fungus ants. Worst girl I've seen so far.

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Would bang really hard.

>> No.35837330

Oh no they're learning from the Manticores. God help us if they learn how to fly.

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>> No.35837375

She is the highest ranking member of a high level species could rape any man she wants and he'll probably thank her for it. Hear weak attitude ill befitting a ruler.

>> No.35837431
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I will never lose to a fox.

>> No.35837473
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>"These injuries? I took care of the girls bullying you, anon"
>"N-No I don't like you! Don't make me laugh! I did it because only I can bully you, that's all!"

>> No.35837476
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>> No.35837480

Tsun tsun.

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>> No.35837508
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You've already lost anon, you just don't know it yet.

>> No.35837532
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Prove it.

>> No.35837552
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>> No.35837558

Why is that tengu there and why are they mocking me yet blushing.

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You posting about foxes is proof enough, you've been enchanted by them, it's only a matter of time before there is a litter of fluffies in the oven.

>> No.35837599

>needing a set to build LEGOs instead of buying bulk, planning and building your own
They are not gonna make it

>> No.35837600
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God I need to breed with mosquitos

>> No.35837605

>giving him (You)s

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>> No.35837644
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>> No.35837655

I wonder what these flower gals want, they smell amazingly sexy.

>> No.35837688
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>Ma'am...your left eye

>> No.35837690

Look at their hands, and imagine your dick between them

>> No.35837708
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>> No.35837722
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I want to adopt Abyssal girls!

>> No.35837740

On the contrary, her attitude is fitting for a proud dignified dragon ruler, very maidenly and romantic.

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Me too.

>> No.35837779
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>> No.35837796

while see girls like this, I would probably just not hear a word they say

>> No.35837809
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Tiny tiny human

>> No.35837816

What are some warning signs that an elf is corrupted and trying to get you to fertilize her filthy elven eggs?

>> No.35837831

just say no, no monster can take if you refuse

>> No.35837839

If the elf sees some body of water like a lake or river and first thing she wanna do is bath naked in it, that’s a dead giveaway

>> No.35837843

I want to kiss and massage her large, cute feet

>> No.35837849

but I like to do that too

>> No.35837850
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Maybe one day our wish comes true.

>> No.35837866

>t. Corrupt male elf soon to be alp’d

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Yeah this. She may be a dragon and an empress but she's also a woman, a very old ,very lonely woman sure but a woman nonetheless.

>> No.35837885
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Oh nice. Wonderland was looking for some manwhores to our strip clubs.

>> No.35837888

I'm retarded please be patient

>> No.35837901

a job, I need one of those, whats a "strip club"?

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>> No.35837948
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Touch the cow.

>> No.35837964

It’s a bar for monster girls where (You) are paid to receive nursing handjob by them in front of them

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>> No.35837987
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Ah i remember seeing this. Too bad i don't have time to pick up anymore gacha. The gameplay also looks uninteresting at first glance... Still it's nice that there is something like that.

>> No.35837995

>death by booba overdose

>> No.35838019

Please just drown me in mofu and tit sweat, I don't even want my screams to be heard

>> No.35838026

Don’t make me post the hellwan getting arrested meme

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I heard a story from a coworker about a brothel disguised as a massage parlour and it's got me thinking about how many mamano businesses would be fronts for "get married quick" schemes and whether the customers would be aware or not

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>> No.35838059
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>Ah... uuh EH?! Wai- aah AH<3... ah... a-

>> No.35838069

Also source if possible?

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>> No.35838087

Every time I see this image I can’t help but think of Lamiaroid

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>> No.35838201

Need more MGC news

>> No.35838202

You just know her pussy is milking him while he's smothered in there

>> No.35838206
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With 16k I made this for the anon who asked for the sabbath story with the order city boys. 4 cunny, which is so erotic it'll make you cry! With Eurobeat artist references of course. I hope you'll like it guys.


And I fucking hate it how I had to format it all over because AO3 and google drive hate each other it seems.

>> No.35838208
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Mere female lizard.

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>> No.35838265

Holy shit thanks dude, I’ll definitely dig into this when I’m not stuck at work

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Wake up, get ass
Sleep, still get ass

>> No.35838341

I can already imagine her waking up comfortably and smugly feeling “filled” and then stroking his hair

>> No.35838418

Queen of Hearts turning Matangos into something that's not garbage is her greatest achievement.

>> No.35838490

Today I'm gonna impregnate a slime.
And no one can stop me.

>> No.35838500
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Good boy

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Do your best!

>> No.35838515

Why are you /tg/ faggots making early threads? Where do you think you are? Go back to your board to spam you warhammer and order shit

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Very nice, gonna read in a bit.

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Oh wow I just saw that
Do /tg/ faggots really?

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>> No.35838677

Good read, sabbath smut is nice.

>> No.35838777

When this thread archives somebody make a different one. If any of you use the /tg/ thread you'll only be encouraging more shitposting

>> No.35838811

Seconding this.

>> No.35838852

Just don't include some butthurt comment in the OP that acknowledges the existence of the other thread.

>> No.35838876

Yeah this as well

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Damn... I wish this branch was me...

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help her find her glasses

>> No.35839001

>go shoulder deep in her cleavage
>find two pairs of glasses, 4 pens, and a fledgling bird

>> No.35839011

cow tits can also hold many objects

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cow maid best maid

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sniff the desert cat!

>> No.35839118

Maid to be milked

>> No.35839127

they are the comfiest, cutest, and you don't need to get milk from the store anymore

>> No.35839128

>cow tits so big her cleavage doubles as a bag of holding

>> No.35839137

She smells like old tuna and broken dreams.
Oh wait, that’s just me.

>> No.35839139

Tuna is pretty tasty.

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love to eat mermaid pussy it tastes just like tuna sashimi

>> No.35839268

need me a tuna mermaid gf

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thanks fampais
Have a similar short stack devil as in my story

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>"Ah, nooo."

>> No.35839303

A cute wife for cumflating

>> No.35839320

Delicious fat fish are so hard to find nowadays

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>> No.35839361

i gotta molest her for being chubby

>> No.35839381

Who draws these? They're adorable

>> No.35839382

which monster is the cutest?

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Vored by the worm!

>> No.35839400

>he doesn't know

>> No.35839401

All of em.

>> No.35839407
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Latenite dummy

>> No.35839415
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Latenight, newfriend

>> No.35839419

so you are cute as well?

>> No.35839428

The absolute dream!

>> No.35839463

demons are sexier than angels

>> No.35839471

They're also a bit less scary and significantly more approachable.

>> No.35839485

how can angels compete with the superior demon?

>> No.35839488

Lurk moar

>> No.35839495

By becoming fallen angels.

>> No.35839507

anything a fallen angel can do, a demon can do better

>> No.35839538
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angels got nice drip. I love long, flowing but completely revealing raiments and regalia

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Wrong, dumb, stupud, cringe, big no

>> No.35839555

then tell me how are they better, oh angel fucker

>> No.35839569
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fluffy wings

>> No.35839576

ok, what else?

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Still good in the heart.

>> No.35839594
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some of them have more fluffy wings

>> No.35839598
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They can start by not always having sticks up their arses
And learning to be approachable
And knowing how to actually seduce men, using virtuous platitudes like "it's the will of Ilias" doesn't count when all you're doing us abusing divine authority to rape men
And not being entitled bitches
And learning how to write up marriage contracts the correct way, via legal documentation
There's a lot they could do better

>> No.35839623

is there nothing more to them than their fluffy wings? I could fuck a griffon or any other monster with feathers for that

>> No.35839689

so the other thread is full of suck,
someone make another one that isn't after this one is bumped .

>> No.35839718

I want a dark angel that's still super innocent and thinks all the super lewd and fetish stuff she does is completely normal and what an angel should do

>> No.35839741

I really want to play paradox but the gameplay causes me physical pain.

>> No.35839746

can't be done, sorry

>> No.35839756

angel thighs are intriguing but so are demon thighs.

>> No.35839802

Cute feet

>> No.35839812

The angel poster is annoying.
Demon posters are not.
Simple as.

>> No.35839821

>dark angel gf wakes you wup with a nursing handjob
>she often wears little to nothing at all

>> No.35839843

demon angel

>> No.35839845 [SPOILER] 
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