/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reminder that canines > all the rest
And foxes are the top canines.

Imagine posting on 4mon about how you are currently a virgin visiting hagville.
Haha that would just be silly.

>>39535134
>timestamp or gtfo

>>39535154
>post timestamp with photo
>the hunt begins

>>39535181
Just remember:
Whatever happens, you asked for it.

>>39535195
May the best hag win.

>>39535181
>>39535275
You realize you're heavily biased towards getting a Rata right? They have an extreme advantage in tracking.

>>39535512
Unless a hag notices her own house in the timestamp and bolts outside.

>>39535032
I assume that meter tall Mansion Fox is bullet proof.

Imagine yourself in a survival horror scenario and you have to escape and her away from Mansion Fox. You finally get a gun, a plain old Handgun, got ammunition. You aim and fire to fend off Mansion Fox. But to your horror, she is immune to regular ass gunfire as the bullets bounce off of her as if she is like made of metal.

>>39535856
>bullets disintegrate upon getting near her
>she slow-walks at you

Big monster girls are for reverse survival horror. They walk around the mansion trying to find me, and I need to solve puzzles and make use of the terrain to find them and run into them as fast as possible.

What type of dialogue, one-liners or monologue done by male heroes (future husbands or boyfriends) do monsters find attractive or give them a turn on?

>>39536213
Statements about how they will never lose to monster pussy, moments before losing to monster pussy.

>>39535032
Can any of you fine fellas give me a link or summary of Mara, the other goddess of love? I have not fully read a summary that I've now lost, and I wouldn't go to KC's twitter since its in Japanese. So anyone kind enough to give me a summary or link regarding Mara please?

No, you don't understand!

>>39536271
Hehehe. Cock.

>>39536282
The more I see wurm posts, the more I want a wurm.

What troubles you Anon?

>>39536322
The hot summer sun

>>39536282
wurm is a dum dum

Remember you have to fight your enemies

Stand strong, steadfast

>>39536271
can you make a love bird harpy? mine gets into too many bird fights

What would a hag do if you accidentally called her "mom"?

>>39536344

>>39536344
You will make her into one.

>>39536370
>young lass

>>39535512
Rata always spills the spaghetti so everyone has a chance with anon

>>39536276
If there's none on wiki, there is none written yet. All we have is translated tweets posted ITT.
>>39536335
I will NEVER lose to a monster affection and homemaking!

>>39536456
>I will NEVER lose to a monster affection and homemaking!
>He lost to Monster Love and Affection

>>39536340
give me a reference.

>>39535032
I do not trust ice dragons who try to act cool.
Deep down they're all deredere hug addicts.

>>39536456
>I will NEVER lose to a monster affection and homemaking!
You are wrong

>>39536524
>>39536474
N-no

Warning! Very spooky, do not open!

>>39536573
Look at this loser!
Look how he lost to love and affection from the monsters!

>>39536213
>>39536254
>>39536474
>"Beyond Machine Assistance I see. This battle gear and weapons are not enough to take down that Arch Succubus... This battle gear is my body, if they are not enough to take down the Arch Succubus. I have to put my soul into it!"
>t. Order Hero claiming he won't loose to a pretty monstergirl

>>39536573
>Wild rape-happy manticore is actually a great and affectionate housewife
Insta-loss

>>39536596
>loose
Back to basics, Anon.

>>39536480
>love bird harpy
>anon thinks she is a lovey dovey bird
>she beats him up and rapes him

What element would a golden dragon be?

>>39536605
half-feral, muscular, aggressive, rape machine Manticores are for turning into haughty ojou-samas

>>39536383
Only an old hag would call herself a young lass.
Same for the ones who wear retro video game t-shirts and ask men if they too "fancy the latest generation of electronic entertainment".

>>39536712
gold dragons are still fire, theyre opposed to reds

>>39536605
>Through years of training and mental conditioning, Order soldiers are able to resist rapes better than ever
>But they also have developed fatal vulnerabilities to basic kindness and small gestures of affection

Hag bros rise up

>>39536801
Hag?
whats the best hag story?

>>39536835
>whats the best hag story?
No idea

>>39536801
Dem veins

>>39536771
>Soldier anon's dick stay soft through seduction spells, pheromones and even direct physical stimuli
>Ushi-Oni takes pity on him and gives him a warm hug with headpats and sweet words
>His cries his eyes out and gives up fighting
>She later treated him to a homecooked meal and cuddles
>He deserted the army shortly after

>>39537004
I have more veins for you

>>39537113
Unfunny /monster/faggot

>Heyy~ ,boy, want some candy?
>"Miss, I am 25, I am an adult."
>fufufu, of course~
>So, do you want the candy or not?

Monster hags are selfish bitches.
They have all the meat in all the right places, meanwhile some monsters out there struggle to even grow a C cup.

>>39537113
>dyslexic man
More like Florida man

>>39537216
I do...

>>39537223
Adult flatties make me go sicko mode. Love me some washboard monsters.

>>39537216
>>39537309
>She hands you a bag filled with garbage candies
>Candy corn, licorice and mints

>>39537216
I don't mingle with women who look completely human, sorry. Maybe first find a way to grow a tail or several

>>39537396
All of these taste good though

theres one thing they love more than sucking your essence and it's watching you squirm beneath them

One does not simply walk into the royal demon realm

>>39537454
>t. one clap slag
time for her to learn there's no winning against the cock

>>39537382
Tall flat monsters may lack the sheer sexual appeal of meaty monsters, but they're usually much more beautiful.

Up for a game of bomergremlin?

>>39537490
Indeed, you should drive there, drift in town make some donuts in the lilim's court and leave without saying anything or leaving the car

>>39537450
You're lucky that having shit taste isn't a crime, otherwise you'd get arrested by the food police.
Officer Troll would make sure to fix your taste buds.

>>39537523
you forgot about the eurobeat

>>39537516
Gremmy and friends

>>39537530
yeah, the windows should be open and the speakers at maximum levels

>>39537523
>>39537530
Sounds like the start of an anime about an unknown street driver challenging the world famous Lilim who never lost a single race

>>39537516
I loved this game so much.

>>39537454
I love fox

>>39536870
>>39537797
I am addicted to fox hags.
I am a slave to hag mofu.
There is no hope for me.

>>39538094
>tfw no fox hag that knits you cheesy sweaters made out of her tail fur

>>39538137
>being 100% engulfed in her mofu.

This is a crime against humanity.

Join the sabbath

>>39538229
>mofu color not matching hair color
Cosplay thot alert

>>39537026
That is some good art. Veiny demons are hot.

>>39538210
This is also known as mofu hell.
Only the most desperate addicts go there by their own volition.

invite a kot over for fish & chips

>>39538377
Why should I

>>39538377
Is she British?

>>39538427
because then you'll make a new friend -- one that occasionally goes into heat and obliterates your dick for a week straight

>>39538352
Okay.

Join the sabbath

>>39538438
'Ello gov'na! Ye fancy a shag?

>>39538438
hope not. I never liked mingeposting on /v/

>>39538377
Fluffy fox ears, pointy cat ears, floppy dog ears, fuzzy cow ears, I want to rub them all.

>>39538449
So I can only have sex with her when she's in heat? lame

>>39538538
Once you shag one, she'll be in heat forevermore.

>>39538555
That's better

>>39538555
I still haven't managed to come out on top in the "fight" with her. It doesn't help she keeps calling me a pushover after

>>39538598
Cats are meant to be graceful and agile.
What's the point of one being so fat she compares to wagyuu Holsts?

>>39538605
I don't think combat in MGE RPG works like that. You just fuck and get XP, and there's no "coming on top" like in MGD. At least that's what I think. Might be wrong.

>>39538644
F@ C@ T@TS of course

>>39538644
Extra comfy "pillows" while cuddling
And tell me more about wagyu holsts.

>>39538649
What I mean is I can't get her ecstasy bar filled first. afaik it's supposed to change the dialogue a bit

>>39538377
I want to get kicked out of an all you can eat fish & chips buffet while competing with a cat to see who can eat the most.

>>39538654
You can't use huge feline chests to justify everything

>pet tomboy cat childhood friend
>she tells you to knock it off, but her body betrays her
>starts rubbing herself against your hand
>eventually the teasing becomes too much
>activate turbo cuddlecat mode
>now she wont let go of you

>>39538644
Cats are also lazy fucks

>>39537113
>stop singing Frozen
No

>>39538680
Huh, I didn't even know that. I thought it's literally impossible since every time I tried the girl went
>you're cumming with me
and cheated by filling my cum bar to full.

>>39538670
Ojou cows who demand to be spoiled and pampered.
They're weaker than typical Holsts but they're also much softer and produce extremely rich and creamy milk.
It is said that their caretaker often get addicted to eating them out.

Monstergirls for legislation of safe and effective suicide pods!

>>39538772
Just take a rope faggot, everyone knows how to do it.

>>39538794
R&I buddy, only way to get rid of them.

>>39538717
I think you just spam grope ass. But you never actually win, just make her more addicted to your cock than she is to you.
It was probably a bad decision to have a lose option at all considering the setting since either way KC decided to make it clear you are addicted and they act the same. But maybe v0.0.02 will solve the teething issues.
>>39538794
when monster girl come to earth your waifu will be shot in front of you while radical christians shout about how they've freed you from the demonic taint.
We live in a feminist world and monster girls will not upset the special place of women by adding new women who actually like men.

Men who just want to end it can do any of the following:
>jump in a snake pit
>go to the undead slums
>lose to the starting area slime
>call a hag old and fat
>move to the middle of nowhere and become a centaur farmer

>>39538812
Time to go to hagville I guess.

>>39538812
Can I jump into a snake pit full of hags

>>39538854
No but you can jump into a hag's snake pit

>>39538871
You're telling me there are no pits full of lamia hags?

>>39538810
oh yeah, I'm sure monster girls who are all stronger than a mere human and have magical abilities beyond our comprehension will let this happen without doing anything. The only way they stop me from getting my wife is by killing me or nuking everything. In both cases, I would be dead and back into the life cycle so who cares.

>>39538871
pls don't be rude to the pharaoh

>>39538901
>'m sure monster girls who are all stronger than a mere human and have magical abilities beyond our comprehension will let this happen without doing anything.
Of course anon. You're right.
But incubization takes time. And during that time you are but a fleshy fragile mortal.
Your monster wife isn't going to get shot. She's going to use herself as a human shield to save you. Because she loves you that much.

>>39538879
Most lamias desperate enough to spend their day waiting in a pit are hags.

>>39538928
Nigga, how bout you go create monster girl thread on /tg/ and talk about murdering them there, because no one wants to read this diarrhea here.

>>39538928
Dude, I'm pretty sure they're smart enough to understand that they need to establish a safe zone and conquer the land piece by piece. Getting down the one with the strong weapons will be fucking easy, we don't have magic to protect anything. I'm a soldier and catholic (like most of my squad) trust me everyone will be more than happy to switch sides because ironically monster girls are closer to our religious beliefs than a lot of people. And even if she gets shot they're more resistant and can be brought back to life... And even in the nuke case, I'm pretty sure a shog and lillim can just send them in the void. Just stay safe until they knock at your door, no grimdark bullshit if the portals open.

>>39538928
Dude, I'm pretty sure they're smart enough to understand that they need to establish a safe zone and conquer the land piece by piece. Getting down the one with the strong weapons will be fucking easy, we don't have magic to protect anything. I'm a soldier and catholic (like most of my squad) trust me everyone will be more than happy to switch sides because ironically monster girls are closer to our religious beliefs than a lot of people. If she gets shot they're more resistant and can be brought back to life... And even in the nuke case, I'm pretty sure a shog and lillim can just send them in the void. Just stay safe until they knock at your door, no grimdark bullshit if the portals open.

>>39538702
The most difficult part of having a tomboy cat childhood friend is how casually lewd she'd dress
>She invites you over for some video games
>You expect her to wear a full pajama
>She's instead in a pair of white panties and a loose wrestling t-shirt
>Her perky nipples are clearly outlined through the shirt
>You can pretty much see everything whenever she bends down to switch the disk

>>39538966
It's already back up.
>>39539003
Monster girls aren't good at organizing. It's the only thing that slows them down, remember? The moment portals are open a lot of the more in tune ones are doing a mad dash to what makes their wombs tingle.

>>39539044
their back? huh might throw them a bone and dump some greentexts over there

They call me the fishfucker

>>39539101
>anon is not allowed near the aquarium

>>39539101
Bet you wouldn't fuck an orca girl delinquent.

>>39539114
>Anon has a fun story for each aquarium he's banned in

>>39539122
I'd turn her into a sperm whale, if you know what I mean.

Fookin' vampires

>Anon is abandoned by "friends" by an orc tribe
>Anon defeats the high orc leader by sheer luck
>doesnt matter, sex is had, everyone happy
>Anon now returnts to town as the "hog king"

>>39539162
im going to back dash the whole through her castle while blasting Micheal Jackson music and wearing his outfit

>>39538826
i want to wake up there as my starting town

>>39539044
All they need to do is open a small warp hole at every city in the world and have a dark energy girl throw some goo through it.
Mana erosion will take care of the rest, we have no knowledge of or resistance to it.
>>39539173
Anon is now taxed with wrangling 14 horny oinkin' piggies.

>>39539199
Nonsense, you're going to the little girl tax deductible big church and meeting your new friend/conversion therapist sabrina the prepubescent witch

>>39539277
sounds like hell, to be seperated from what i love and thrust into people I will most certainly not love as much. Im running off towards hagville first chance I get

>>39539294
Sorry anon, Hagville is an endgame zone.

>>39539315
That just makes it easier to lose to hag pussy.

Say something nice about my wife (plural).

>>39538952
Good, I'll marry a whole hag pit.

>>39539315
And? I'll just keep on running towards there, even if my muscles scream at me to stop, even If I cant run, I'll crawl iuntil I reach there, all for that sweet hagpussy

>>39539323
She has a very nice forehead

>>39539333
>Level 1 anon running to a max level zone, aggroing every mob in the area as he passes them by

>>39539346
>he chants "hagpussy" the whole time he is running

Here’s your gazer bro

>>39539364
its shit, cuase no lips to french

>>39539122
Orcas are all good girls
I have never seen an orca delinquent

love
the
succ

>>39534589
>what does the fox say?
Says she's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

>demon lord's plan of allowing monster girls to give birth to incubus sons finally succeeds
>brother/sister incest rates skyrocket

>>39539362
>he finally reaches hagville
>He pushes open the gates
>collapses as he does
>His last moments concious was spent crawling into a hag foxs very thicc laps
>>39539433
>>39539433
Im going to that teasing ray of sunshine in her life and mak her stop smoking

>>39539457
please read the setting

>>39539614
I thought the demon lord liked incest?

>>39539162
This is why you don't seek shelter from freak thunderstorms in the creepy manor on deathshriek hill.

>>39539397
They're the biggest bullies of the sea.
They make dolphin girls look like prudes.

>>39539656
Nothing about that. Incest is only happening if you're actively prevent your daughters from seeking out men to marry into adulthood.

>>39539746
Or with some species like dark elf. By the way, where did the dark lef = dom come from?
read their bio and nothing said that.

>>39539808

>>39539731
This, get a shark gf instead. They are much nicer than rude orcas.

Do mother bicorns chastise their human sons for not having a harem?

What are your favourite digital monster girls? I like the punianamon line. The world needed more sexy jellyfish.

>>39539401
If her panties are black, she is wack.
If her panties are missing, she is for marrying.

>>39539808
>They don't detest humans as other elves do, but they love to make human men who strike their fancy submit to them using pleasure. Men they capture will receive plenty of love, as either "sex slaves" or "pets."
You sure you read the right profile?

>>39539468
May he wake up in mofu.

>>39539746
It's also mentioned that monsters can sense your desires somewhat so if you don't like incest your monster daughter or sister won't force or press you into it.

company is shipping me out to the United Desert Kingdoms, what should I expect?

>>39540089

>>39539162
iwon'tbecomeabloodbagiwon'tbecomeabloodbagiwon'tbecomeabloodbag

>>39540089
Riddles, getting ripped off in the bazaar, monsters touching your sunburns, ice cold snake pussy to beat the heat

>>39540089
United Apophis Empires is better

>>39540265
>monsters touching your sunburns
anon pls

>>39540268
a delusional dream of the one kingdom in the region that hasn't joined

>>39539903
More for her husband, then.

>>39540350
The worst are when the griffons start poking at you, those talons will make you jump a mile.

>>39535032

>>39540643
Nah, U dont and that makes it even better

>>39540643
Best girl

>>39535032

>>39539901
Sharks are more civilized than most fishes.
Poor girls just have a bad marketing.

>>39540643
Could you forgive your momster if she admitted she kidnapped you as a baby to raise you as her own son?

>>39540781
>Furthermore, it seems their mouths get lonely when not smoking tobacco, so they frequently seek kisses during sex, and the breath thereby blown into their husband causes endless lust. They also love to perform fellatio and have a penis inside their mouth. They're like hungry greenworms the way they suck it and refuse to let go, while lovingly blowing on it so that their yummy treat will remain permanently erect.
MOMMY

>>39540787
i dont mind but i would like to meet my parnets

>>39540658
Mom is for huge pregnancies.

>>39540949
perfect chunni succ momster

>>39540949
Nice semen demon
>>39540956
Indeed

>>39535032

>>39541133
Gonna nuzzle that automaton's breasts.

i believe in elven inferiority

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97803777
.....

>>39541125
adorable
>>39541133
my mouth will be on that titty

>>39541168
Why?

>>39535032

>>39541202
>those skin indentions
Im going monke

>>39541202
Low upper body strength. You can very easily pin her down and lick her face all over and there's nothing she can do about it.

>>39541242
>"Ufufufu. 'Going monkey'. An appropriate term for you humans."
don't give her ammunition anon

>>39541242

>>39541202
i wouldn't lose to an elf unless she was brown with silver hair

>>39535032
>On my way to mindbreak anon

>>39536291
Why wouldn't you?

>>39539433

>>39541325
collateral damage

>>39541263
Imma show this hag what it means to go monke
>>39541332
im gonna shiut this fox up with a kiss

>>39541338
Train the wurm.

>>39541263
Kakuens make way better wives than elves and you can't change my mind.

>>39541168
So inferior that they don't even deserve rape?

>>39541348
Elves are more fun to turn the tables on

>>39541332
>>39539433

>>39541348
>>39541348
i had a thought of being raised in a kakuen village that never has seen a human

>>39540787
Wasn’t there a folklore about that irl? Witches that kidnapped babies but fell for them as they grew? And the reverse as well with the changelings that were switched so humans could raise them?
I think there was one version of St. George and the Dragon that has that background of a Witch raising him but he denied her advances to become a knight and save a city.

>>39541506
what a fucking slut

>>39541133
First I thought Bomberman making Bombergirls was a bane to the franchise.
Then I read those doujins. Including THAT doujin (yes, that one), and I wished those games got translated.

>>39541378
>Oh great, granny’s dooming again

UOOOOH QIPAO EROTIC

I want to marry a pro-wrestler monstergirl
Maybe someone like Macho Mino Rhonda Savage

>>39541639
the elf says...

>>39541658
Nothing until spoken to.

>>39541657
These hags need to take better care of themselves or they're going to lose to younger girls that aren't flabby and wrinkly.

>>39541674
but flab is the defining feature of the hag

>>39541302
There is something about that combo that makes elves dangerously seductive.
I'd rather lose to a light hair brown peasant elf than a big meaty pale skinned elf queen.

UOOOH SUCC ABS

beware of sea sneks, they'll bite your dick, posioning you with their posion that cuases a permant erection then drag you off to rape cave

>>39536582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

>>39541758

>>39541740
Muscled succ thighs and biceps erotic...

>>39541546
>fox calling another fox with fewer tails “granny”
That means at least one of them is misrepresenting their number of tails.
So who’s the faker?

Paladin Magician Girl bros, the Amazones are too strong...

Moo moo?

>>39541588
>Marry a monster wrestler
>She cuts a promo on your dick
>Challenges you to an iron man match tonight in the bedroom

>>39538480
Cheshire has a British accent and nobody can make me think otherwise.
>>39536271
>>39536791
>>39538966
>>39539878
>>39540004
>>39540149
>>39541202
>>39541270
>>39541302
>>39541325
Lads, I have a really huge weakness for harpies and dark skin gals

flat is the defining feature of the hag

>>39541847
lies

>>39541588
Please tell me the FAT-assed one gets stripped

>>39541758
Foolish anon. Boys can't resist the allure of sea snakes
>Brightly colored
>Cute
>Hypnotizing way of swimming

>>39541872
The proof is right there anon

>>39541878
You mean get the strap?
You damn well know the world heavyweight championship is only for 7"+ 500 lbs monsters

>>39541846
Where do you think Wonderland is?

>>39541798
How do you help your card wife cope that she's no long meta?

>>39541844
Cows start swaying their breasts like this only after multiple days of neglect.
Please remember to milk and fuck your cow daily.

>>39541959
Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning?

>>39541878
Think the only time Hitome gets completely naked is when she grows to her full height and even then she's curled up into a ball.

>>39541992
That's Neverland, asshole!

>>39541908
larping hag with no curves to speak off

>>39541847
I want to treat one if these hags like she's a lost child.
I'll ignore everything she says and bring her to the local police station.

>>39542002
Well, reading this anyway

>>39542009
Far better than larping as a monster.
Dollar store Vulcan ears.

>>39542009
Shiro is at least 10 times as old as that perfidious knife ear

>>39542024
It is indeed a masterpiece.
The new series too, but I don't like coloured manga so I turn it to greyscale.

I am immune to monstergirl tricks.

>>39541846
It's all fun and games until you encounter the scouserwock.

>>39536082
Shog is best

>>39542105
>scouserwock
huh

>monster keeps selling themself into slavery to get master
>keeps getting liberated by emancipationists

>>39542139
A Scouse Jabberwock
Scousers are from Liverpool

>>39542102
Even the one where they make your dick disappear?

>>39542167
ah yes, the dark mage bogie speical

>>39542156
Just marry one of the “liberators” already dammit.

>>39542167
Especially that one.

>>39541844

>>39541846
All Wonderland girls have English accents

>>39542204
I'm going to talk like If I am from the the deep south to see how much its going to piss them off

Post your best pics of Bapho-chan please!!

Doge

>>39541657
>>39541695

Bought an ushi-oni slave, what should I expect?

>>39542234

>>39542243
her sleeping in a hole in the front yard or beside your bed

>>39542105
Oh damn...

>>39542230
cute puppy

>>39542214
nah anon their all chavs, you'll fit right in

Humans belong in Hellhound clothes, head buried in chest fluff.

>>39542257
so broken english?

>>39542224

>>39542156
She's a rare endangered species.
Letting her become a slave is a crime.

>>39542224

>>39542251
>sleeping in a hole in the front yard
Domesticated Ushi still has some primal instincts she can't shake
cute

>>39542286
>new member brought a mana bomb

>>39542274
That's a very good pic. Perfect ears and belly for gently rubbing!

>>39542286
Bapho-chan is cute as a doctor!

>>39542305
>a popular avenue for attack for the uwaaabomber is just to ask new sabbath members to take a package to their next meeting
>the gullible idiots do it every time

>>39542224

>>39542286
That's the face of a goat who has seen a banana in the wrong place

>>39542329
maybe she should finally take the megamorph pill

>>39542305
gonna be a lot of ex members soon

>>39542329
holy shit, shes ancient and a damm baba

Does your wife wear old-fashioned underwear? Is she embarrassed of it? If so, do you tease her about it?

>>39542376
why yes, they are all ancient so they wear bloomers, loincloths or nothing at all

>>39542376
>Granny panties
Careful grandma, don't go breaking your hip

>>39542334

>>39542399
Lava lamps are so fucking cool
No I'm not a moth

>>39541658
no ear nibbling before marriage

>>39539323
Hey, it's three-for-free!

>>39542396
I'd strain her hips if you know what I mean.

>>39542411
Imagine having a collection of lava lamps and inviting a mothgirl over

>>39542411
I used to have one but was always worried it would fall over or just burst into flames one day.

>>39542435
>>39542435
same, one of the reasone I like hags
>>39542464
ah yes, the cow elf

>>39542411
>No I'm not a moth
sounds like something a moth would say

>>39542411
>>39542476

>>39542484
>>39542476
Leave the lights on at night and wait for it to get reaaal dark outside, the kind of dark you can't see nothing in from your brightly lit room
Then turn the lights off, see what's stuck to your window.

>>39542498
you'll see many more flying creepy crawlies than just a moth or two, might even see a firefly or two

>>39542498
Already did that...Didn't work...

>>39542411
I find actual moths really cute
Luna moths and Silk moths especially
They're cute up close, unlike butterflies which look yucky

>>39542329
>drunk Bapho-chan handing me a Blockbuster ticket
I 100% would take advantage of her. And when I say take advantage, I definitely mean in a very lewd way. I will my best to give her a daughter before she snaps back to reality and sobers up

>>39542530
Okay, then do this! Go inna woods at night (this is legit trust me) and hang up a white sheet.

>>39542376
Cute panties, Bernanon, but not for me.

>>39542546
Sorry, mama didnt raise a frenchie to be waving a white flag

>>39542466
She's not a cow!

>>39542224

>>39542534
I have the same feelings butterflies are not my cup of tea but moths are pretty cute.
>>39542546
Hum okay anon I trust you on this one, this weekend I'm going to hike with some friends gonna try that method out

>>39542466
You get to pick one flavor of elf.
Only manwhores get both vanilla and chocolate.

>>39535032
A frost dragon is my current most wanted monstergirl.

>>39542561
>>39542571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FypN2flPx2c

>>39542354
They just undo it easy as blinking.
We go over this every time.

>>39542546
>Go inna woods at night (this is legit trust me)
Carapace fingers typed this post

>>39542565
need me a bapho neighbor like this whose bad with tech who needs me to come over to fix her pc but all I find is multiple tabs of short stack bapho porn

>>39542575
Not him but nothing wrong with being a manwhroe

>>39542565
That's not Bapho-chan, fren. That's Neighbor-sama

>>39542356
Pretty much all of the Baphos aside from Momonika are.
Ropurotto in particular is implied by Shirokuto to have suppressed her memories of her pre-DL life, so those two Baphs are extremely ancient.

>>39542575
And? as that other anon said, nothing wrong for being a whore

>>39542577

>>39542622
>Bapho so ancient that she witnessed the Bronze Age collap6

>>39542644
Yes, that's most of them. They might be some of the few monsters in the setting to have a kill count.

>>39542642
I wanna see these true form/human form pics of the MGE dragons: wurm jabberwock, wyvern, dragon, etc.

>>39542747
>tfw I'm crazy enough to attempt to get them to add to that count by annoying the shit out of them

>>39542747
I think that’s the reason why Ropu suppressed her memories.
She was some sort of huge terror in the dark old days and couldn’t deal with it in the DL’s reign when she realized what she did.

>>39542597
>>39542631
Socially accepted productive men don't spend most of their time having sex with many elves.
Disgusting.

>>39542785
deep lore.
>lolis are fucked in the head
is KC trying to tell us something?

>>39536712
gold, obviously

>>39542786
and? thinK i give a shit? just tell me you wont rail this elf and her dark elf sister as well?

>>39542753
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragons/images/9/98/C35d2456e3197272474f01d1f0c70a5a.jpg

>>39542801
Well Shirokuto is roughly just as old and she seems to have handled the change pretty well.

>>39542786
Wrong. I'm a very valued member of the elf society because I keep my wives happy and help increase the population.

>>39542786
>Socially accepted productive men don't spend most of their time having sex with many elves.
It's socially accepted to breed elves and productive too!

I find it very confusing that we live in a world where attractive women aren't real except in our minds.
Like you never hear about women creating idealizations of the male form that are extremely divorced from reality.

>>39542913
Women do it all the time, the difference is that no one tells them he isn't real.

>>39542933
They should just woman up.

>>39542913
>Like you never hear about women creating idealizations of the male form that are extremely divorced from reality.
Yes you absolutely do. I've heard my sisters and friends say some crazy shit over the years.

>>39542933
Indeed they live in a Disney fairytale meanwhile we are on a fact based reality...

>>39542961
Women actually want to fuck furry men with animal ears that genuinely love them?

>>39542913
THis makes me wonder how different history would be if monster girls existed

>>39542971
There’s a few of them.
It’s a very lopsided distribution though, yes.

>>39542971
I've heard my sisters talk about how cool it would be to become succubi before, and yeah one of them does read shit like that. It's weird to hear her talk about what she reads because it's just like here but with the genders reversed.
Everyone can be weird. It's not a one off thing.

Did you know that there exist an species of moths that can suck blood?
Well, I'm going for my shotgun, and yes, I'm racist about moth people

>>39542971
They want to fuck sparkly vampire men that domestically abuse them.

>>39543060
but domestic abuse is real. Women who can love are not.
Am i misogynistic?

>Go to Dragonia on vacation
>Tourist department gives me a free translation book
>It only outlines things like "Where is the bathroom" "I'd like a beer" and "Please marry me"
>There's many more variations on the last sentence

>>39543045
Don't be such a silly goose, anon
Vampire moth chan is already inside your home
Bullets won't work

>>39543186
I’m gonna go there to do a job for the underground dragon gangs

>>39543220
The wurms are forming gangs now?

>>39543220
>Job
I didn't know delinquent dragon breeder was a job

>>39543186
So their idea of a good time is to get me boozed up then bang my brains out

>>39543186
When dragons stop being proud they get really, really desperate. Old dragons are extremely clingy and Dragonia does not care how single tourist's become permanent residents, only that they do.

>>39543254
Yes, being lead by a dragon

>>39543207
Too bad for her, she won a First Class ticket for Ass-beating Express. All aboard lamp-fucker bitch!

>>39543254
Yeah, it pays pretty well, also you get to rob banks and stuff as well

>>39543291
i want to have a hagon stalker that has creepy face a gloomy deamonr and is too shy to even me for look in her general direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcqRuVf3Ikw

Powerful incubi practice their fucking skills on a big juicy watermelon before monsters come and fuck them very hard

>>39542971
There are definitely a few. I know several who prefer Beast to the Prince in Beauty and the Beast.

>>39543426
Monster girls like inexperienced men, just another way they're better.

>>39543415
In MGE, a wake is just a pre-resurrection party.

>>39543291
>"WHAT FOOLISH MORTAL DARES TO ENTER MY- wait where are you going? Come back!"

>>39542972
Each bit of history would become that much more interesting if it featured monster girls.
>Cold war and space race are ongoing
>The USA wants to send a shog to space using capitalist gremlin technology
>The URSS wants to send a kiki using communist Lich magic

>>39543426

>>39543415
I wish to court this fine irish lass

>>39543426
I don't get it

>>39538644
>What's the point of one being so fat she compares to wagyuu Holsts?
The unique texture of Wagyuu actually comes from muscle, not fat. This is because wagyuu cattle have unusually muscled shoulders because they were pack beasts in a very mountainous region

>>39543510
isnt that meat marbled? as in there is fat inside the muscle?

>>39543541
Isn't there always fat inside muscle?

>>39543544
not as much when its marbled

>>39542913
I literally do not care about women without horns

>>39541230
Certified hebi approved

>>39542806
Who's the artist? I can't find it

>>39543678
sorry my friend, dont know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WIfK-_WbTM