Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Speak of the Devil.

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[Anonymous No.]

I am not a whore, I was just wearing cut off jeans and a shirt.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42938699
Yup. Totally asking for it like a thirsty hoe.

[Anonymous No.]

When you think about it, being a slut that's not tied down to a single monster is the greatest act of philanthropy. The man shortage is so severe 99% of monsters will never find a man. As a slut you can maximize the amount of happiness for your local monster population

[Anonymous No.]

>>42938699
Breathing around hellhounds anon? While being single in that outfit? Tsk tsk, literally asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42938740
>>42938744
I just made eye contact for 2 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42938742
>t. thirsty bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>42938758
You made eye contact too???? You wanted it Anon don't try to lie to us

[Anonymous No.]

CATTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.]

Really starting to like phantoms actually, overdramatic larp ghost noble lady sounds like the best waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42938758
And you still have hips left? After openly displaying such whorishness?

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>>42938778
yep, its a cat

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Dominant Anubis is a god tier gal, imagine getting mummy cursed and dickthroned for fucking up her schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>42938838
>Boy, you realize you are vastly underleveled for this dungeon?
>It's time for your lesson in humility.

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>>42938699
This is why I stick to baggy sweatpants, old band t-shirts and hoodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42938885
non you slut, that shows them you're in need of a loving gentle time, why else would someone barely take care of themselves? Enflaming their protectiveness like that...you're lucky they don't keep in the bedroom for days

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>>42938885
Clothes that show lots of skin (t-shirts, shorts, sandals, etc)
>Look at you, showing all that skin and tempting a girl just by standing there. This is your own fault, you know?
Clothes that hide skin and features (sweaters, baggy pants, long sleeve shirts
>Look at you, all covered up and just begging for a nice girl to rip it all off to see what's underneath. This is your own fault, you know?
I feel like monsters don't actually care what you are wearing and will just make up some bullshit on the spot to justify raping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42938838
another long day of sorting out would-be looters

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

[Anonymous No.]

What artist world would you want to live in? I want to live in the comfy world of Latenight

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939318
Comfy soft girls, and ridiculous soft marshmallow familiars. Would be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939318
Nav's shortstack realm.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally uploaded my Bloodborne MGE crossover story on Ao3.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45830287/chapters/115340014

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>>42939357
ah yes, the living doll idea I had on a whim inspiring more horny from other people, fantastic

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>>42939318
Probably Okayado/Crabman - workable character designs, in our world so modern toilets and internet etc, and eager to interspecies marry but not so rapey.

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>>42938758
but shotas are for hags, anon

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[Anonymous No.]

Doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939417
Monsters will wear pants ot else

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939462
NO PANTS

[Anonymous No.]

Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939357
could definitely use a grammar/punctuation pass, but I like the setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939552
I mean I could always update my mistakes that I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939254
Tanuki girl is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939540
the boat

[Anonymous No.]

It is caturday and nobody is posting cats. For shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939417
>>42939462
I’m gonna be honest I thought it said plants until I saw your post and I just thought it was because she’s a wolf and they eat meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939637
cats

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>>42939637
Post more wholesome cats.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my horny cute Jub Jub wife Meiya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939711
more cats.

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>>42939637

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>>42939753
Got all your cat right here, man

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>>42938699
How to deal with situations like that?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42939763
Woah a marshmallow cat picture book!

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>>42938744
I wish so badly this had a nude version
>>42939318
That one guy that does dangerous bug and crab girls
>>42939540
Left for strong grabbers
>>42939732
Is that a cupcake?

[Anonymous No.]

>You accidentally change your settings to "Anon must cum" difficulty
>The holsts from the starting area are now all massive and have glowing red eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939855
Or a photo album!

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>>42939888
Secret Cow Level ain't no joke

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>>42939769
>Mimics see the "Chesh in trunk" meme
>Anon opens the Mimic trunk
>Mimic Ass!

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>>42938744
ah yes, the porn-romcom hit at MGC cinemas, Don't Breathe with its sequel Don't Breed coming soon

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>>42939878
>Is that a cupcake?
If the filename is any indication.

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>>42939929
Well that was to be expected!

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>>42939929
Anon finds a Loli-Mimic
Carries her around as a pussy-in-box onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939929
That tactic will prove far less effective than the usual grab & pull.
I mean, who likes medium sized mimic ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939406
And adult men are for lolis

[Anonymous No.]

You should yank on tails.
I promise there will be no negative repercussions if you yank on tails.
Your actions will not have consequences if you yank on the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939948
I may have forgot filenames exist

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>>42939769

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>>42939989
I will yank the tail

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>>42940041
>Look Snowball! The map depicts a crevice of some kind, with a great pillar and two stones by the entrance!
>'s a dick and balls going into a vagina, Sir
>Nonsense, Snowball. What brute would draw such crass images?

[Anonymous No.]

you can't go on quests with monsters, they have no sense if urgency and are constantly trying to slip you aphrodisiacs

[Anonymous No.]

>got a golden retriever kobold
>she hasn't found any gold
how do i get a refund

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>>42940273
she knows you've got a heart of gold

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful who you hang around. One day you are hanging out with the spitfire kot delinquent and by the time you see her after you graduated you found out you accidentally married yourself (at least in her eyes) to a nyakuza captain.

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>>42939573
I love her a lot

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>>42940264
>monster wife always whining about how boring your quests for relics are
>tell her she can pick the next one
>she gets super excited
>delves into a dungeon full of suspiciously erotic traps
>reaches the treasure chamber
>a single crystal vial containing a pink liquid
>wife carefully moves forward, careful not to set off any traps
>you notice the carvings on the walls while she advances
>relief depicts a man drinking from the crystal vial and getting an erection
>shows the same guy with a boner across all 4 seasons, also depicting a tree growing up to drive home the passage of time
>hell no
>step off the path your wife was taking
>a giant rock falls out of the ceiling and crushes the vial
>tell your wife it was an accident and that you'll buy her a present back in town
>priapism averted

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>>42940323
>don't correct her delinquent behavior and teach her how to be a good wife when young
>grows up to be a criminal
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>42940372
>doors slam shut
>pink gas spreads thru the chamber
>as per the carvings, doors stay locked for a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>42940341
(=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)

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>>42940264
I have no business going on quests at all. My place is in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

The adventurers of hot blooded anon and his salamander wife!

[Anonymous No.]

what would a catgirl of one of these stupid wrinkly fucks look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42940561
You'll have to keep her warm since she has no fur

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>42940561
Nice monster girl, fag.

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>>42940598
>this just translate to a near human looking form with a flesh tail and ears

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>>42940386
If running catnip is a crime, it is time to tear down the law.

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>>42940701
what use are goggles of that size?

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>>42940697
she'd look like a cancer patient because even her head hair would be gone.

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>>42940867
poor lass

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>>42940814
I don't think those are goggles, Anon.

[Breathfag No.]

Portals open, our world is infested with a large influx of mamono.

To help integrate them into modern life, many are given part-time jobs. One mamono just so happens to be assigned at your place of work, working the same shifts you do. You've been tasked with showing her the ropes.

Roll for the monster girl you'll be working with: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>Will you attempt to court her?
>How long before work catches onto your relationship?
>What's your plan to avoid reprimand (assigned separate shifts) from your employer for an unsanctioned relationship?

>Do you pawn her off on another coworker?
>Will you get cornered on break and lewded when no one else is around?
>How long until she files a false complaint against you to HR for "unwanted" advances?

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>>42941023
>griffin
>I currently work as a KP in a small cafe
is there even room in the kitchen for her?

[Anonymous No.]

figures the faggot can't even setup a prompt that isn't some 3dpd behavior

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>>42941023
Fuck off and stop namefagging

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>>42941163
Guess the name has its use, don't even need to read the post to know it's shit.

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>>42941023
Arachne.

>Will you attempt to court her?
No.
>Do you pawn her off on another coworker?
No.
>Will you get cornered on break and lewded when no one else is around?
I pray that I don't, but probably will.
>How long until she files a false complaint against you to HR for "unwanted" advances?
Whenever she realizes I hate spiders.

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>>42940561
A human-scrotum looking girl with a puss like a badly made roast beef sammich.

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of voracious sandworms!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna cum balls deep in a cat's ass.
That will show her!

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>>42941023
What do you mean 'new employee' she's been here since before I joined?
>We all assume as an experienced employee she knows what she's doing
>a dozen OH&S violations by lunch-break
>we're all lucky to be alive
>Boss sacks her on the spot
>takes her 10 years severence entitlements and accumulated sick-leave in cash before she goes
Next day I'm telling the story of the idiot who got sacked yesterday to my longtime work colleague, she just nods and smiles.

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>>42941194
>>42941229
Samepickle

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42941023
>Bringing 3d behaviors like false accusations in MGE
Fuck off

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>>42941494
Based, don't forget to bite the back of her neck and to yank the tail.

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>>42938688

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>>42941494
maybe show her to put her ass in your face more

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>>42939552
Just did some recent edits on the story and I can see some fuck ups that I needed to fix, hopefully it’s better now and makes sense and has more context of what I mean.

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>>42941023
>Will you attempt to court her?
No need to, the "voice" would do the work for me, but I'll be sweet and nice to her.
>How long before work catches onto your relationship?
Probably when she turns into a Dark Valkyrie (or maybe before that who knows).
>What's your plan to avoid reprimand (assigned separate shifts) from your employer for an unsanctioned relationship?
I'll give good result, so that he can't replace me.
>Do you pawn her off on another coworker?
Hell no.
>Will you get cornered on break and lewded when no one else is around?
Most likely yeah, once the "voices" get louder she'll probably "assault" me.
>How long until she files a false complaint against you to HR for
"unwanted" advances?
Maybe at first since she's a "pure" Valkyrie.

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>>42943132
Biting the back of her neck would make her into your molly though. That's a big commitment.

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>>42944490
That's what I'm looking for.

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>>42941023
Ha-hah. I'm basically a NEET right now, there's no way this'll make se-
>Wight
Y'know. I can actually see this happening. Good job RNG.

[Anonymous No.]

>When Anon came to a set of two open doors, he went through the door on his left
>This was not the way to his bosses office, and Anon knew it perfectly well. Perhaps he just wanted to spend some time in the break room to calm himself down.
>But eager to get back on track, Anon went through the door on his left.
>Anon was so bad at following instructions that it was amazing he hadn't been fired years ago. Maybe that was why everyone in the office had disappeared. Nobody wanted to be around someone as bad at listening as Anon.
>Alright fine, you want to know what's back here so badly? Nothing. Nobody's built this section of the map because you were never supposed to come here.
>I had a whole story waiting for you the other direction but here you're on your own. Nothing but empty rooms and blank textures.

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>>42945797
Not gonna walk the dog.
Not gonna pet the dog.
Definitely not gonna fuck the dog.

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>>42941023
>lizardman
is this a joke!?
of all the girls i get the giga femcel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42945797
Well it's sleeting outside, so...

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I cant help but wonder how many of those repliesvto that shitty prompt are samefaggotry, they're all identical

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>>42945768
>anon keeps going off track on the love story that the arch cupid oh so carefully crafted
>arch cupid's patience wanes very quickly
>"alright fine if this little shit likes going off the rails so much..."
>P-1
>HOLST SURVIVOR

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a lonely CC ice dragon

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>>42946243
I'll even sing Let it Go with her if she wants

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>>42946243
is her lair warm?

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>>42946479
Not without you in it

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>>42946110
Most likely some are him samefagging, some are other shitters replying to him to make anons like you angry, but the thought that there are also some regulars getting complacent enough to respond to a shitposter namefag seriously is disturbing.

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>minding your own business
>suddenly a god-awful racket comes from your roommate's bedroom
>go see if anyone got hurt
>turns out she bought a guitar and is trying to play the opening theme of Space Outlaw's 6th season
>you know the one
>the one where they sing the line "Rabu in Outaah Speeeeicoooo" in the most enthusiastic Engrish imaginable

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>>42945956
Well turn off the sleet machine then and go for walkies

[Anonymous No.]

ded hours

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>>42938688
Kot milk.

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>>42939637
>Happy Caturday Meowster
>Gazer butt in my face
>I'm too tired to do anything about it
Another peaceful morning

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>>42941023
Neck yourself attention whore

>>42941124
Stop replying to it retarded mongoloid

>>42941254
Stop replying to it retarded mongoloid

>>42941709
Stop replying to it retarded mongoloid

>>42944059
Stop replying to it retarded mongoloid

>>42945261
Stop replying to it retarded mongoloid

>>42945921
Stop replying to it retarded mongoloid

You are literally feeding the diseased plague rat, end yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947119
Yeah, well. I love the dead. Often.

[Anonymous No.]

Autism Speaks!

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>>42947178
>autistic cheshire
>she tries to explain all of her jokes when nobody laughs.

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[Anonymous No.]

living dolls
but the joints are replaced with electromagnets

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[Anonymous No.]

42947150

Get some help schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947339
But that's a robot, not a shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947366
for what purpose exactly would easily removable doll parts serve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947339
... Shogdan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947398
Stop attentionwhoring and replying to your own posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947218
I'd laugh at all her jokes

[Anonymous No.]

Ghosts are getting out of hand

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42947463

Thanks for the (You) and nice job deflecting

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! You've been kidnapped by a coven of dark mages. They no doubt plan to do whatever their dirty, perverted old lady urges tell them to, but fortunately they did a poor job od tying you up. How do you escape their clutches?

A. Wait for nightfall and try to escape when they're asleep
B. Put on one of their big hats and walk out, trusting in your foolproof disguise
C. Jump into their summoning portal and hope it leads somewhere safe
D. Go find the mages and destroy that hag pussy
E. Break the window, jump out, and make a run for it. No way their old lady hips will let them run as fast as you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947526
bite off my own tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947526
C.
>The summoning portal just teleports you directly to the underworld next to a group of hungry looking demons and devils

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42947526
Find the biggest, softest hag, hug her and squeeze tight.

[Anonymous No.]

what's worse
centaur with no front puss
or a sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947566
>You end up causing a hag fight over who gets to have you first
What do

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947598
Squeeze tighter

[Anonymous No.]

thats not how you eat a glazed donut

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947612
Oh anon, you're just making them more feral. They'll stop fighting and grab you if you act like that

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having to do an escape room with a monster girl

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42946153
>rescuing a minotaur from a labyrinth prison together with an automaton sidekick and her huge arsenal of futuristic weaponry
Yea that's a much cooler idea than just romancing my boss, thanks miss Gabriella you're the best cupid ever, i'll leave a five-star review on your blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>42946153
>You'll never get captured by a group of angry Holst's
>You'll never be milked and turned into their cum cow
Sad world

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947473
unfortunately she will still explain them anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947526
find the biggest and fattest one and fuck until my hips give out and I pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947401
She controls the entire space station, each and every system. If she had the desire, she'd rebuild entire sectors to fit her (and her hacker hubby's) needs. So despite being a robot, functionally she's closer to a shog.

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>>42947526
think really, REALLY strongly about mofu.
they'll get the message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947729
MANKIND IS (almost) EXTINCT
CUM IS FUEL
HELL IS FULL (of mamonos)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947778
Even more endearing

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947684
Then I guess all I can do is hide in the corner and cower until the proto-hag wins...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947784
You might say that on all levels except physical she is a Shoggoth. But then what would that make The Many?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947406
Easily removed and re-attached = easily changed = modular multi-purpose doll. Need combat partner? Slap on some armor plates, shock absorbers, and gun arms. Need a cook or a seamstress? Take the gun arms off, slap on humanoid arms with fingers, two sets so she could do two things at once. Need a pillow? Take off armor, take off arms, keep the shock absorbers for softness, and you have the best thing to rest your head on or to cuddle while sleeping. With modular dolls, anything is possible!

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>>42947796
wait how does that work out in context of the game?
>ms automaton goes to hell in search of cum
>only finds other monsters
>literally ONLY monsters
>the only person down there that isnt a monster is an angel thats at her wits end with how everyone came down here to the sacred temple in search of cum when there isnt any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947831
i was thinking more AND IT WILL COME, LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN

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>>42941023
>Zombie

>Work as senior tech support for a major company
>Get a new zombie coworker
>Manage to teacher her just to ask if they have turned it off and on again
>can't really do anything else
>Still better than the new guy who somehow manage to brick 3 of the employees computers in his first week
At this point I'm fully willing to take her. Fuck "we just need some warm bodies to manage to calls and tickets" at this point we're getting cold bodies and they are doing a decent job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947490
What the fuck let him eat his noods
>>42947526
I'm a window breaker for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947526
break their hips and their pride and breed them like sows

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947593
I don't really have a problem with either, frontpusstaur is unique to mge and the fantasy existed before it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947526
ask for fresh milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947947
Don't reply to the /trash/spammer stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Are you hip, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948206
No im a nerd

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948214
That's it anon you're getting taken back to the hive

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948275
Cute shork

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948206
Sex with the petite and industrious worker bees!
Sex with the athletic and dutiful soldier bees!
Sex with the voluptuous and motherly queen bee!
I will sex them all!

[Anonymous No.]

Is house husband really the only possible future when you lose to monster pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948206
they were my favorite in e*****a w**s
name censored because this thread is a vanilla thread and that game definitely is not

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>>42948334
of course not, you turn your land you have sex on into your passion project like a farm or inn or a workshop of some kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948337
>e*****a w**s
Hell yeah. I'm not usually into that sort of content but the designs and animations are so well made I make an exception.

[Anonymous No.]

im going to milk every boss monster I defeat, I heard that boss monster milk has amazing propeties to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947693
>To escape the room, you must have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948466
what a riddle. i wonder how me and ms gazer will get out of this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948337
>>42948416
wat gaem

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947693
it's the natural evolution for modern day echidna dungeons

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948466
I would lose my celibate status if I do that! Gazer is smart, she can help me find another way out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948466
I will have sex with my hand
checkmate

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948485
Echidna Wars DX
It's all vore and other kinds of stupid shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948466
Shit, I'm stuck there forever with a Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42938778
BOOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948519
at least you're not the dude with the atlach teammate

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948524
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>42938778
Honest i;d try to fuck all my singel teachers if they were this hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947150
wisp yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer's suggestions aren't necessarily like hypnosis. It's more like gradually putting ideas in your head.
Idk, I get all sleepy from her cute eyes. I think I'll take a quick nap in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42941023
you have the link to the spin website?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948645
>tell gazer hypnosis is fake, dumb, bullshit while doing her bidding
i like that sort of relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948581
>Working as one literally

[Anonymous No.]

man, i just want to drink monster milk straight from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948679
I just want to be useful to and appreciated by someone I admire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948645
Honestly, if you are "doing a Gazer's bidding" you should keep some eyedrops handy, poor girl probably gets all sorts of pollen and dust in her eyes. Gotta take a few breaks from her evil schemes every so often and take care of her so she doesn't tear up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939753
Sex with mama cat as her husband and the father of our children. I want to see Latenight's milf cat in a JK school uniform that's too small for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948466
>She then proceededs to lock it with a succubus key
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948742
>Taking care of your ancient evil waifu
Need more shit like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>42943132
>bite the back of her neck
>she goes limp and doesn't respond until you stop biting
>gets really flustered after anon found her "weak spot"
The base of the tail is actually an erogenous zone for cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948788
She's not ancient...
She's a modern evil waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948804
When was the last time she did something evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42939711

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>>42948821

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>>42948821
This dorky manticore has seven of the exact same outfit lined up that she wears each day like a Simpsons character

[Anonymous No.]

>iq tested 134 when i was 14
>got tested again at 20
>only 114 now
best monster girl for subhuman retards like me?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42948853
IG is scam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948853
>114
>is tard
anon, you are slightly above average lest you actually are one for not knowing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948813
she stepped on grass that had a sign that said "do not stand on grass", truly, one of the most devious villains of our time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948885
and the average person is retarded
now I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948889
especially since flies all the time
she had to go out of her way to do that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948804
Modern by human standards or monster standards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948890
ok, you are retarded for deluding yourself that 114 is 100

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948903
IQ standard deviations go by 15s.
im as good as every 5th person.
how many actually smart people are if you took a sample of 100 people from a pool of everyone on earth.
keep in mind, IQ includes everyone, even people in 3rd world nations with no education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948890
IQ tests are not an accurate indicator of intelligence. You are however, acting like a midwit obsessing over a number and assuming it is the be all end all to how smart you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948889
Vile criminal

[Anonymous No.]

lets talk bees,
why shouldn't you fuck one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948929
I want to bite that tail

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948941
Because the works are infertile. You should only be breeding the queen. I guess you can fuck the workers for fun but if you waste any of your seed the queen is going to be mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948941
well first you got to fuck the bees
then you got to fuck the alraunes to pollinate
and then ms tentacle who was watching
and then the wolves who were attracted by the sounds
and any other forest denizens who line up
harems seem like a lot of work

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948961
imma fuck 'em fertile, fuck that lazy queen

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948941
Because if I fuck just one bee, the rest of the hive will get jealous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948890
So true. Being a mid-wit is worse than being a half-wit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948987
they are always strays as well as exiled bullied ones around, just gotta find them hiding in the tall alarunes and listen for the crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948896
She's younger than me. She's "wise beyond her years", so she's still young.
>>42948813
We jaywalked the other day. And took multiple free samples at Costco. We also bought a whole package, but that was because the samples were so tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42946243
No. Too old.

[Anonymous No.]

Big chimera titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42946243
yup, I'll burn the ice away from her lonely heart

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42946243
His art looks better when it's not colored.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949097
does he post sketches somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949121
>another monster on shota
I guess I'm too old to love monster girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949121
Choosy Wans Choose Jiff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949145
I don't see a wan in the pic you quoted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949136
You can get an 8 ft tall monster as your oneesan

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949166
I made a mistake, didn't meant to reply to you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949136
there are like, a thousand ways to become a shota in MGE. Especially with Demons/Succubus/Dark Mages involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949001
That's it anon I'm calling the MGC police on you and your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949114

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949136
>A dark mage hears this
>Hits anon with a shota and throws him to her horny lonely friends
Have fun anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949136
Is this how hags feel? No love for old men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949242
Love plants

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949242
one of us is very confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949245
>Hits anon with a shota
Stop using your husband as a weapon, shitty mage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949316
It could be a disposable shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949316
Listen he likes it, he's dark elf bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949349
They're no different form Wurm Wielder and his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949354
How does he wield his wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949321
The experienced adventurer always carries a few decoy shotas in case he needs to escape a tough encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949357
Grabs her and spins her round baby right round

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948889
>pre transformation monster gets unsealed
>shes literally from the lucifer days
>would be considered an actual threat by mamano gods
>monologs for a few hours about her feelings and how her hate for this world has grown to be immense
>steps out of her sealing temple
>instant mind shattering headache for a minute as mamano mana rewrites her
>completely fine after the fact
>"mortal, why the fuck do i feel fuzzy when i look at you? and why dont i want to kill? whats going on?"
>you two continue on for a while as you explain the modern mamano age.
>she sees a modern ancient evil duo
>"finally, someone like m-"
>"so today i took a shortcut through several shops in the mall"
>"ah how devious, i walked over private grass!"
>look back at your new wife
>she's crying
please be nice to the true ancient evils. it will take them some time to adjust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948889
Now she must go to prison and start her adventure from the start, where she can walk on the path until she gets past the cop who arrests her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949321
God I wish I was in that truck

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949357
He misspoke. He WELDS his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949410
Like Dog Welder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949416
Yes, but, like, sexier. Like making Wurm hydras. SEXY ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949269
Ignore Sabbath and shotacon propaganda. Hags want old men they can be old together with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949410
i'd use a power sander to polish some dragon scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948929
I really like the way that tail blends into her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949321
I want to stay in the rape truck with the Ushi though

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949461
>truck shutters are down
>the van is shaking from side to side
guess they're closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948334
Maybe for subhuman, one of the worst case scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949525
>man surrounded by loving wife and daughters
wouldn't be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949357
Grab her and use her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949540
You should work, no matter what. Unless you're an effeminate/emasculated men who can't even do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949562
wageslave mindset

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949209
Being a shota is a huge no for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949357
>Hold her hands, she is wurm-greatsword
>Hold her by the tail and tell her to grab a really big boulder, she is wurm.hammer
>Tickle her until she starts drooling lava and roll her at the enemies, she is wurm-firewheel

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/07lvpFTixX
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 52. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/6BReOZDk

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949686
>blue & brown core
i'm here for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949686
I want to feel up these statues

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949865
Obviously these were made by an amateur sculptor who was too cowardly to test his skills at carving a proper pair of breasts from the stone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949865
Loli gargoyles...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949369
>So long gay Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949881
if you do fuck up it's easier to chisel down then add back

[Anonymous No.]

>giving her cunnilingus
>getting leglocked
>boiling as her fur smothers you on all sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949969
I'm allergic to cats. That would kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949865
>Mesugaki Gargoyles
Wow, I never knew that this was something I wanted so much until right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949969
Cute cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949918
>anon spins Wurm around and lets go
>due to the power of BELIEF she goes blasting off again and disappears
>lands someplace totally strange
How will Wurmie find home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950167
they have a built in hubbie radar that knows no range limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950167
>Wurm shapes herself into a boomerang and flies right back to anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950197
That's bullshit but if it works in superhero comics, it works with Wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>42941023
>hellhound
and nothing got done ever after

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947526
Wait for nightfall, THEN smash

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms are cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950197
>"Wurmy are you sure this actually happened? Are you sure it wasn't just a dream you had?"
>"Anon I think I'd know the difference between... actually now that you mention it, it was a dream"

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

I've been contemplating the smell of rata breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950297
>no ! !
>tiny paws
still less horrible than i've come to expect

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950297
I kind of liked the adventurer girl's messy hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950024
>Mesugaki Gargoyles
I think I've mentioned that a couple of times before. As always, I have a good intuition of which girls are prime loli material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950414
But it's all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950420
i've a hard time picturing young unagi joros. i still imagine them with the beauty mark and such

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bogeys and Bogies still confuse me and I'm scared of clowns

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950430
hebi hebi

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

Best monster girl for scat?

[Anonymous No.]

Best monster girl for scat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950345

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950447
>>42950458
I saw that, breathfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950473
to think he might taint his esteemed reputation

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950473
Now you know why any self-respecting community rejects namefags or other attention whores.

[Breathfag No.]

>>42950458
centaur, minotaur, and holstaur
also good for fertilizers if you plan on farming

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950447
I thought you're the expert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950473
>The breathfag is a shit fetishist
Why am I not surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950466
Damned generic variants. They always end up outnumbering you!
>>42950473
It's not him. Breathfag doesn't post that frequently and is dedicated to breathfaggotry, not scat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950525
T. breathfag

[Breathfag No.]

>>42950525
>Damage control

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950525
>Breathfag doesn't post that frequently and is dedicated to breathfaggotry, not scat.
If his posts weren't so low effort I'd nearly believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950519
>the mentally ill /trash/spammer has mentally ill fetishes
Not a big surprise

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950565
I thought that was snake hair until I expanded it. How disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950565
I don't think that Griffon(?) can fly easily with that hair.

[Anonymous No.]

think of the most cringe mamono possible
grimdark alp cait (Cheshire) sith

[Anonymous No.]

For reference for the folks on the thread who didn't see it, "Breathfag" briefly posted twice:
1st post - asked about good mamono for scat
2nd post - answered himself to mention a few good ones

I'm frankly hurt and shocked. I cannot believe a namefag would EVER engage in faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950525
News flash: this "breathfag" isn't some quirky niche fetish enthusiast, but one of the resident vermin polluting this thread with various shitposts. Sometimes namefagging, sometimes posting outright garbage like that scat shitpost except this time he forgot to take off his name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950602
such betrayal

[Anonymous No.]

to seriously answer the question
the only option would be a sanitary slime girl with a bunch of flavor packets thrown in her
thus you can engage in such disgusting play without any risk

[Anonymous No.]

>The most interesting feature of this game is that if you shoot the goons and they don't die, you have to shoot at the places surrounding the attackers to kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a namefag discussion thread or a monster girl thread? Let's get back on subject: Do you think sphinxes from different ages or regions have different preferences for what riddles they ask? Maybe there was an era where "What am I?" riddles were the big thing, so the older sphinxes still exclusively use them.

[Miss Cheshie No.]

>>42950602
imagine false flagging a namefag you dont like and samefagging, just because you get pissed at an autist who namefags and get upset when people wont report/ignore him like you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950587
need those thick curls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948417
>Anon clears the haunted castle bonus level
>Milks the vampire boss
>Drinks the entire gallon he got out of her
>All his melee attacks now have 15% lifesteal

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950708
>Anon gets to the second boss of the swamps
> A massive meaty gattor battles her and wins
>Milks her, drinks the gallon of milk
>Gains the grapple skill as well as 100% bleed resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950698
imagine pretending to be an another le epic shitposter to damage control your faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950727
>Anon beats the alp boss
>attempts to milk
>only a small bottle is produced
>salty coins and milk
>effects currently unknown

[Anonymous No.]

I need sneks, any snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950744
you had to make gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950747
what's your idea of what alp milk would taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950746
The best sneks are the ones with snek bits on their upper half too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950747
alps aren't gay though

[Anonymous No.]

42950755
42950762
fuck off, still was once gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950755
Indistinguishable from a normal succ.

[Miss Cheshie No.]

>you will never get vored by a cheshire cat
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950420
>But it's all of them.
Well, you can't argue with that. But some are still exceptional among the rest.

[Breathfag No.]

>>42950442
I like to think that krakens have a breath that's scented like blackberries mixed with fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon beats the shog
>obtains the milk
>dr©™%_($(#_888

[Anonymous No.]

>>42947526
F. Hook up with the teenage apprentice and niece of one of the hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon beats the shog
>obtains the milk
>it is absolutely normal milk that has no unusual properties

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950776
I'd rather see a cheshire vored by a a manticore

[Anonymous No.]

Just throw me into the hag pit already

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would make the best secret yandere aunt?

[Miss Cheshie No.]

>>42950828
Mantivored.

Only if it's giantess though

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950757
I agree and I also like scale pube patch

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

42950776
42950790
42950828
42950855
Samefagging discordtroon

[Anonymous No.]

Someone start a porn dump already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948929
This anon DID have breakfast this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950854
Who would ever suspect your dear Aunt Unicorn, purest of all maidens of being so different in reality

[Anonymous No.]

Damn clumsy dragons

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950958
Now that’s a good Kushala if I’ve ever seen one.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42938688

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a way to see the difference from a Gargoyle and a normal statue

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950767
fuck off back to /pol/ crossboarding newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951010
Dragons should not be allowed to show cameltoe!

[Anonymous No.]

brb going to openai HQ, boston dynamics, and a sex doll shop to steal an uncensored chatGPT, an atlas bot, and doll parts
automaton here i come!

[Anonymous No.]

Real dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Fact: Princess carrying loli Wights through the verdant nocturnal gardens and cobblestone streets of an undead kingdom is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I think the class rep might not be as nice as we think

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951170
Look, I wouldn't worry about it. She got her eyes set on that nerd anon and either he can fix her or he's gonna be her boytoy for the rest of his life. The rest of us are safe.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have to tell those delinquent monster girls they can't smoke in the halls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951170
at least the swim team captain is pretty cool to me

[Anonymous No.]

Corrupt fox bloodlines with your human genes make them pop out boy after boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951323
Old foxes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951337
are the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951323
>I will not be deceived with fried food

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951170
>everyone is afraid of the class rep
>don't get it at all
>she's sweet as can be, always helping people and looking out for the class
>will drop everything to help you
>even stands up to the bullies who harass you when you walk home from school
>one day you see her in the hall
>she has another monster in a kabedon
>berating her, telling her that she was supposed to ask for help with the homework in front of (you)
>girl tells her that she's sorry, begs her not to to retaliate
>class rep tells her to shut up
>tells other student that she's going to find more mamono to "attack" (you) on the way back from school
>also tells them that you're taking a new route home, and to let everyone know
>you're the only one you told about the new route
>other monster notices you
>eyes as big as dinner plates
>class rep looks at you
>craziest, most bloodthirsty eyes you've ever seen
>her face shatters into a million pieces when she sees your horrified face
>starts to gasp and sputter, trying to tell you it isn't what you think
>in reality, it's MUCH worse than what you think
Bros I love the trope of ostensibly kind and sweet girl is actually a yandere who manipulates every aspect of your life into forming the perfect marriage with her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951550
>fishnets
Mamono need to ban this. It's practically cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951527
should have just talked with an Eros coordinator

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951527
imma just make her apologize to that monster and every other monster that she made miserable, then make sure she is made the bottom bitch of my harem that i make. She will not do this and have a happy ending for a while

[Anonymous No.]

Kot Wock Fock Box

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951323
needs to be corrected with even more kids

[Breathfag No.]

>>42950915
I don't trust drinking dragons, but I would sniff their breath if given the opportunity. I bet the wine makes their breath smell divine.

[Anonymous No.]

>be the son of a succ
>have a succ onee-san who’s constantly doting on you and practically forcing you to take her bento box meals to work every day
The true dream

[Anonymous No.]

remember, beelzebubs are magical experts. don't underestimate someone just because they look like a mere fly, or you'll end up with a lazy, violent, arrogant and demanding bug who will devour all your food and money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948206
Bees and ants are natural rivals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42948206
I'm extremely hip

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951769
I will become a buggirl abdomen inspector.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42949562
Literally why? You can produce mana from fucking, which you can sell. Hell you don't need to eat either, don't get me wrong I would have a job but you absolutely would not need one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950519
W-what the fuck did he post??! I'm scared to even ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950685
>An ancient hag Sphinx asking some of the most well known riddles
>They were new when she was young

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950908
I choose to believe unicorns act normally around regular people, but around virgin men get really scary and yan

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951817
Forgot to take his name off when asking bait questions
https://files.catbox.moe/uxc719.PNG

[Anonymous No.]

How do we protect the farmhands from bovine advances?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951550
>Hey Anon, you should kys so we can hang out more and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951861
hire cows for farmhands instead

[Anonymous No.]

*happy squelch*

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951550
>That shirt
>The fishnet leggings with no pants
Why are monsters so evil and tempting

[Anonymous No.]

>Go on 4mon
>Post that I wish a wisp would sit on my face and suffocate me
>IP, address, place of work, social media accounts, and all my fetishes leaked in seconds
>Anons wishing me a good afterlife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951527
What race was the monster? My bet was hebi or yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950519
Breathfag has completely ruined Tanuki for me, I wish him the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951861
Train farmhands in proper cow-handling.
Minotaurs might be strong and while not dumb, don't have object permanence from what I hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951861
why should we? that means more workers, more cows to milk, and more workers come to the farm due to the cows. And way more milk is made. Which means me, the farm owner is going to be filthy rich

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952008
Nah, I don't let troons/fags/shitstirrers ruin girls I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952022
>don't have object permanence
Imagine playing Peek-a-Dick with your mino wife. She'd hate it and tape you after every time, but never stop calling for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Join snake cult
>Want to make a good first impression
>Make snake shaped cookies
>Cupcakes with snake shaped frosting
>Snake shaped chocolates
>Snake cake pops
>Bring snake themed napkins and paper plates
>Younger lamias call it cringe
>Older lamias find it adorable
>Spend the whole night coiled by hag lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952059
Those young snakes sound like cunts anyway, they must be really young. Imagine not appreciating effort like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952059
>Younger lamias call it cringe
It's starting to make sense why so many lamias become hags before finding love

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952059
>Younger lamias call it cringe
Well I guess the hags get all the sweets then

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952059
>hags
I just need one. A singular hag, with a big meaty tail who likes to snuggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952022
Minotaurs look like they would be weak to being milked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951945
Ideal afterlife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952105
I would be weak to a Mino like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Every monster is better when made part fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952157
convergent evolution.
the perfect form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952056
I shall pick the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952091
Hey man someone messed with your Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952198
I like fox. She has cute fluffy ears and tails, but also dexterous human hands for handholding and housework. Versatile and wonderful, the perfect girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952216
Fox hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952157
>Every monster is better when made part cow
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952227
Not a fox, but I am payed by them. For every pro-fox post I make, I get 10 minutes of tail cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952241
im pretty sure most foxes nowadays are part cow too.
so i guess nothing has changed in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952243
> payed

Payed is a rare word that's only used in nautical/maritime contexts. It can be used to refer to the act of coating parts of a boat with waterproof material or to the act of letting out a rope or chain by slackening it. Paid is the much more common word, used as the past tense of the verb “pay” in all other senses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952249
I'm pulling the pin and arming that Fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952261
gonna bully the dumb nerd cow

[Breathfag No.]

>>42952215
>Curled up in grape snek tail
>Under the influence of her venom
>Sniffing her breath as she gives you copious mounts of kisses
Of all the lamian mamono, I think grape sneks are the best for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952261
Gonna put this cow in the milking machine overnight for being a nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952215
sorry it was the only one I had saved, need more Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952243
Fucking fox shills, a mofu addict too? How could you stoop so low?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952056
Foxgirl, I draw the line at ruining lives. Plus taking my stuff and selling it isn't amusing. I think I can see why the Tanuki got in trouble the first time. Other than needing to teach her English I don't see much wrong with the Kitsune, though I must insist on having a room in the house for my own hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952282
sneaky cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952278
Don't respond to breathfag
Here's a grape snake to bribe you with

[Breathfag No.]

>>42952008
More for me.

[Breathfag No.]

>>42952320
And for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are people pretending to be breathfag so much today?
Is the latest attempt to drive him off?

[Anonymous No.]

This is why the smart namefags use tripcodes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952346
His mere presence pisses people off, trolls gotta capitalize on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952346
>pretending
He has too many extra chromosomes to count, /trash/faggots really are this subhuman with no pretending needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952059
>infiltrate snake cult
>miss Apophis calls you to meet with her alone
>she tells you she has spies inside the Pharaoh's palace
>and they told her you're a spy
>you pop your emergency antivenom and run for the exit
>you don't get far
>miss Apophis is a lot faster and a lot stronger than you expected
>wrapping you tightly in her coils, she leans in close and tells you they told her about the antivenom as well
>you're immune to her venom for the next twelve hours, but she can easily hold you until it wears off

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952381
Try smooth talking your way out, I'm sure it'll work

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952380
According to you everyone is from /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952381
A situation like this is when any spy worth their salt would kill themselves to avoid capture and interrogation. I guess the benefit with a pharaoh as your boss is that when the enemy disposes of the body, her ghouls can retrieve it and the spy can be revived to serve in a different operation or occupation.

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>>42952380
I don't think breath fetish is trash tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952432
Nice try Wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952260
All you have accomplished is mildly annoying her.
And do you know what foxes do to single men who mildly annoy them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952486
Blast you with a hot stream of concentrated fox urine?
I hope!

[Breathfag No.]

>>42952518
>spoiler
same

[Anonymous No.]

KC was right.
Liking monster girl futas is painful as every piece of content I have to approach with caution to see if it's NTR as cucks have completely taken over futa content

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952579
""""""""""people"""""""""" like you get what they deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952596
A loving futa wight who gives soft, slow hand jobs while she taps out "I love you" in Morse Code on your prostate?

[Breathfag No.]

>>42952579
Simply get better fetishes, my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952579
That's what you deserve for being a futafag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952643
I do have better fetishes, but this is one combination that haunts me still
I hope KC wins in his anti-ntr crusade

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952579

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952640
Sorry to say this but you might be the big gay and gonna alp real soon.

[Breathfag No.]

Friendly reminder that succs and all their variants are not worth sniffing the breath of. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952718
But shit apparently is, right?

[Breathfag No.]

>>42952731
I would never stoop that low.

[Anonymous No.]

ratas are a menace to society

[Breathfag No.]

>>42952780
Their breath is very addicting. It has a pleasant nutty aroma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952788
Rata breath smells like cum, gotcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952780
*yeets the marshmallow at her*

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly think I hate Breathfag more then Giantessfag.

[Breathfag No.]

>>42952731
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952832
I wish we had a resident futafag. Futa is a patrician fetish for only the most secure of men.

[Anonymous No.]

How does the cat know my middle name? I've never told anybody.

[Breathfag No.]

>>42952832
I love you too Anon. I will huff your breath when you alp, that's a promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952851
Breathfag samefagged about scat and deleted a post when he noticed it was him replying to himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952856
No only chaos shall reign supreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952780
Indeed, I don't read the newspaper or watch news so I find rata's especially annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952858
You exhibited TOM behavior, what this is specifically we might not know, but all feline species will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952856
Depends entirely on if the futafag is also a ntrcuck or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952856
As long as they aren't into NTR I can respect it, Don't know where all of the NTR futa fucks came from

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952931
That angel looks dastardly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952931
I want to take her out on a date

[Breathfag No.]

>>42952931
She is judging all of the posters here who possess shitty fetishes, like the futafags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952957
You can tell if a monster is secretly evil or not based on if she has irregular pupils.
In other news, all goats cats, and reptiles are evil.
Foxes are also evil, but they are openly evil so the pupil shape rule doesn't really apply.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952931
In my defense, what I said about Angels being pretentious Harpies, was taken out of context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952994

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>>42952994
>monster underestimating anon and getting bred
tale as old as time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952994
>>42953004
At least post the leadup

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952974
Are you accusing picrel of being evil, anon? She's a kind soul trying to help people

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953016

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952994
>>42953004
Do not enter the loli room on a full moon. Worst mistake you could possibly make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953016
>>42953029
this was just a ploy to make you post them, since i couldnt find them in my folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953031
>loli
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953052
it is somewhat embarrassing for a cat her age to have a door that cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953048
Well next time be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953019
Was thinking about making a chapter about the bluish familiar that shows up in the very beginning of my crossover story and also a chapter about the tired looking baphomet, or if not that I was going to write about a softcore yandere shog finding a master to call her own and add more to the illusion part that Bloodborne has in it’s game to hide the eldritch horrors from outsiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953075

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953109
this cat is silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953129
She's a dangerous woman that's what she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953019
I'm not the one who makes the rules, Anon.
If the eyes aren't round, a villain is found

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953152
I agree, she is too breedable

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953152
you don't need to be scared of a blind old woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953099
Yan shogs are always a good idea, we also do need more baphomet and familiar stuff! Wait what do you mean illusion part? Like the hunters dream or something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953189
>blind
Anon now you're being the silly one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953156
You are a cruel one anon, calling such a sweet thing evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953207
>the hunters dream
I believe so that it’s the part where the titanic monsters which I’m forgetting their names get revealed have been there the whole time if I remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if the dude who made this OC browses these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953254
he used to. hadn't seen him here in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953281
Damn Don't know if I should feel sad or happy that he's not frequently on this board, mostly for his sake. I feel like this site might actually be cursed by some type of God to like ruin the mental health of anyone who uses it
>>42953242
I thought they were always known and seen at least in some areas like that fish sea area

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953179
SEX CAT

[Breathfag (real) No.]

guys help someone stole my identity
l actually HATE danuki breath and love baphomet breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>42951743
Actually tempted to post an alternate take on Beelzebub tomorrow but just have to sleep on the idea first before committing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953330
They could be felt just not seen yet until later on in the game, but it’s been awhile since I played so I could be wrong.

[Breathfag No.]

>>42952869
I'm not depraved enough to like scat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953359
Okay, I will.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953479
oh, i missed

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953439
MUST FLUSTER CALM CAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953479
dork hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950744
>>effects currently unknown
DL sense of humor means Alp-Milk is actually a Futa potion that only works on 3D girls.
Tfw the only D an Alp-faggot gets even after conversion is a 3D with a fake dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953479
No anon don't kiss her, she'll use her spirit fire to trap you forever, run!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953386
Please do, love seeing different takes on MGs.
I think my favorite non MGE take on a girl is the lizardmen from MGD. Love em

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953567
it's okay i'm sure she'll respect my boundaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>42950757
Yes, but irl Sneks dont have fingers to become talons, or external ears.
>Snek-lizard mix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953410
Never played so I'll take your word for it, or I guess I should say I never finished. I remember beating father Greg but that's it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953479
Sorry, but I swore to myself that I will never try to kiss a snake ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

I think she's trying to send me a message in her language but I don't know what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953523
>Framed the picture of when she downed the illegal fantasia to go 200% bust
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953589
chub birb

[Anonymous No.]

No more felines
From this post on this is a canine only thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953586
Why'd you promise that anon? You shouldn't make promises you can't keep

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953608
Personally, I think canines and felines should team up to keep men safe from other more dangerous beasts like foxes or bunnies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952261
>payed
...on a rope
Fox-Anon is being baited
>classic Fraudian slip

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953628
>other beasts
anon-kun…
fox is canine

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953608
Surely that dog is just eating a glazed donut with that man? Dogs should know their place serving humans after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953608
You're not the boss of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953578
Another anon...lost to the sneakiness of snakes... how many will we lose to the snake menace?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953649
>spoiler
NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953649
I realized only after I hit post that I typed canines instead of just dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953628
succ have the high compatibility with humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953561
Hebi boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953697
highest*

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953697
Look at that flat dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953628
A being of pure chaos is born from such a unholy alliance, you know not what you've done anon

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42953789
I remember this artist used to draw MGE stuff, what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953608
Telling a cat they can't be somewhere is the one true way to ensure a cat is at that location.
You just doomed all of us to TOMification

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42953843
Pfft I'm not scared of those cats, one squirt from a spray bottle with set them straight.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953735
Don't worry it's a very tenuous alliance at best

[Breathfag No.]

Would you a yeti? I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42954053
based pornposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>42954053
Anon-dono…

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

Moff

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953585
Also to add more to the illusion aspect of things you wouldn’t really be able to tell who is a chaos incubi when they’re in their human forms, that they would pretty much look normal expect for the eyes, the eyes would be a dead give away of the curse/blessing of a chaos incubus, that their eyes would take on the characteristics of a animal or something even more otherworldly instead of the normal glowing eyes that regular incubi have.
Which I would probably add something that chaos Incubi would wear masks that would hide their eyes when going out if there is a outsider coming into the city that it would potentially show up in the Shog chapter if I make it.
That the protagonist of said chapter would be a outsider possibly a order soldier checking up on the city since the order capital heard that Yharnam had a Mamono invasion happen not too long ago.
Though when the protagonist gets there everything seems normal at first but the more he stays the truth of the city starts to reveal itself and he comes face to face with eldritch beings aka chaos incubi doing “things” to Mamonos before running head first into a Shog, which she would explain everything to him and become possessive of him over time when the protagonist tries to leave and things turn into a slight horror film of reality changing on itself real quick and sees he can’t escape from the shog’s clutches, that the Shog has been watching him from the very start of his journey from the capital to Yharnam.

[Anonymous No.]

Conquer the world with horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>42955207
So what would the chaos Incubus monster form look like? At least for the generic starter wolf enemies for example. I like the story idea with the protagonist and the shog, really good stuff man. I should really get to writing I have my ao3 account ready I am just very lazy and a bit preoccupied

[Anonymous No.]

>>42955207
Oh but I forgot to mention I really really like the horror elements you're adding, I feel like horror is an aspect we are sorely lacking in a lot of stories. It would be scary being accosted by a monster, especially since most anons here probably start sweating bullets trying to order food at McDonald's without pickles.
Seriously horror plus MGE loving aftercare is so nice, especially since you know the protagonist is not in any danger at all whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>42955472
Horses can't get me on my islands. I'm safe behind the sea and the typhoon season

[Anonymous No.]

>>42955579
I already wrote about it in chapter 4 with Vicar Andrew, so something beast like that it would be very similar to the Wendigo transformation and also I kinda alluded to that the essence of the Bloodmoon goddess and your monster wife’s mana can mix together to create a new type of chaos incubus that hasn’t been before seen in the story where you kinda get some of your wife’s phenotypes just in a more monstrous form of it, that it’s a loose canon I created where I combined the potion stuff with the chaos incubus stuff when writing chapter 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42955732
>horses ask ms kraken to ferry them to anon's island
>next day anon finds horses and sea creatures all over his island
You can't escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953589
I like her massive plume of tail feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42955680
Yeah I can understand, which I already have some horror aspects with the living doll story where anon didn’t know that the doll he had was alive the whole time meaning she knew almost all about him and what his schedule was like, that he didn’t know much about her but she knew almost all about him, so the horror aspects in the story are already kinda showing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42955472
Centaur Kumis - mongolian fermented Mare's Milk
.
>>42955732
After a few jugs of Kumis, drunken Hosspussy sails across the straits to Zipangu
Divine Wind? Too hungover to even notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42955472
In not!Xanadu did Anon-Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953908
>03/19/23(Sun)16:05:37
>Anon's fw Chesh replaces the contents of his anti-Kot spray-bottle from the jar hidden under his bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42956244
>village gets taken by horses
>have to drink the warriors milk for culture reasons
>your milk giver is giving you really weird eyes that could be mistaken for love eyes
>probably glaring instead of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>42953697
I need more anatomical diagrams of monstergirls and how their monsterparts meld with their human parts.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy Cow!

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I rolled into Atlanta, stolen tags and almost out of gas
I had to get some money, and lately I'd learned how to get it fast
Those neon lights was calling me and somehow I just had to get downtown
So I reached into the glove box, another liquor store went down

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957067
Who taught that hound to sing country music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42955472
>hear centaurs are coming
>sally forth from your castle with a bunch of other men
>destroy the surrounding fields with posthole diggers
>centaurs have to tiptoe through the mess of holes you made or risk spraining an ankle
>these lands shall forever and always remain white horn territory

[Anonymous No.]

jungle kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957095
Must have been those darned danuki record producers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957101
Postholes covered in grass are an effective and non-lethal way of discouraging horrible barbarians from plundering your menfolk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957112
It's like they know exactly what I want in a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957110
she seems like a very nice girl... i'd like to go on a nice, chaste date with her.

[Anonymous No.]

gote

[Anonymous No.]

wezl

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957444
Talk about thunder thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957389
there's a good chance i get got by a goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957444
1. Pat Spark Weasel vigorously, building up charge.
2. Pick her up and point her, ears first, towards to target.
3. Gently squeeze and unleash the zap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957444
low charge

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957490
You fool, nobody, man or monster, can fully direct raiju lightning.
You will shock yourself as much as the target!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957490
>Gently squeeze
Where, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957634
It's okay, I have over-sized rubber gloves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957135
>centaurs continue the siege
>rainy season comes
>figure they'll call it quits and leave
>the mud destroys the holes
>they can now walk up to the castle
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>42957641
>where?
Using "The Shocker" ofc

[Anonymous No.]

Would you love whitehorn that is older?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42958296
>trapper white horn has been living on her own for decades in a remote cabin
>has no idea her forest got converted into a park
>sees Anon out hiking one day
>uses her traps to hunt him down and bring him home
>to Anon, it's the most terrifying experience of his life
>mysterious horned figure stalking him through the forest, snares and pitfalls everywhere
>heavy breathing and strange musky smell at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>42958296
Would eat the CC with extra ceeam topping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952282
this fox looks a little plump.
perhaps its time to cut back on all the fried tofu and meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952856
>Futa wife and you regularly swordfight with your dicks to see who gets to top

[Anonymous No.]

>>42958296
I would fall head over hooves for a white horn in a sharp military uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42952856
fuck off
>>42952901
>>42952922
futafags will constantly spam their shit, plus its just faggot shit and ugly to look at
>>42958588
go back to /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42958906
Don't you have better places to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42959313
He's absolutely right, there's no room for futashit here and it's disturbing how little pushback these posts got initially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42959313
oh im sorry is it wrong for me to not want futafags to shit up one of the last few places i enjoy? or is this an invitation to start talking about my own fetishes that i dont talk about here because its not the place for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42959313
>Don't you have better places to be.
I could ask you the same question.

[Anonymous No.]

BEHOLD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42960071
What a cool centaur, bet she's gonna grow up to be a badass knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42960195
Not all centaurs are cut out for such a life

[Anonymous No.]

Hey ding-dong, what's up, what to draw, Eros Raiju, Phoenix or do you have a mighty need for someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42960782
The world needs more cait sith art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42960782
Do Phoenix

[Anonymous No.]

>>42960782
eros phoenix. do not listen to that first anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42960782
Phoenix needs some more art but if you're also taking other suggestions, demon or dark valk. I always have a hankering for blue

[Anonymous No.]

! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>42960782
Need phoenix with dark lipstick.