Monster Girl Thread

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Tekeli-li.

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Shoggy always knows what I need

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Well said, Shoggy.

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I hate Shog. I would shoot Shog with my flamethrower if she came near me.

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>>46222961
Malevelon Creek has fallen. Many Anons have fallen to and been raped by automaton girls... A moment of silence for all those brave Anons, please.

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Shoggy thread here, no other maids need apply

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>>46222954
Hebi-chan killed the thread. What did you do? I know one of you filthy manwhores did something.

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>>46222983
Hey now, Shoggy could mentor a Taisui in ways of maid.

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>>46223004
Hebi did nothing wrong (except make me fall in love)

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Lightning resistance check

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>>46222973
Had to come back for The Crushinator, didn't you?

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>>46223022
100% resistance

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I would not lose to a Kikimora. I would NOT LOSE to a MERE MAID who has never fought once in her whole life...

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>>46223010
Hebi is a cute.

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>>46223050
>loses to a mere maid

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i want a shoggoth who insists on driving me around in an old-timey luxury car while wearing a chauffeur uniform
i would skip the maid part and marry such a shoggoth the moment i could afford the ring to propose with

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Ohohoho!

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>>46223067
I want to make a Holstaur and Hobgoblin princess compete in booby contests for my love then marry them both anyway.

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What would the living quarters of an undead look like?
Succs and majin don't need any special arrangements. Lamias and centaurs would avoid stairs and need special chairs, mermaids want a house that's half-submerged etc. but what about a pad built specifically for an undead girl?

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I have a very great friend in Dragonia named Mereus Lizardus

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>>46223192
>Saddam Hussein at the bottom
Kek, what a comfy grave

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>>46223195
What’s so funny about mereus lizardus?

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>>46223192
its doesnt really matter, whats the worse than can happen, theyre already dead

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>>46223222
Well it's a joke name captain.
Like Shotas Minimus or Saggius Soddus

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>>46223192
Unless they're going full spooky haunted house theming they'll just live the same way they did before they died.

With some exceptions. Like I expect a zombies house to always be dusty and run down.

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I'm a total weakling, the Order allowed me to join the army and be a soldier out of pity because I couldn't fit in anywhere else. I barely even know how to swing my own sword, all I'm good for is standing around and looking intimidating in all this armor. If a Monster ever tries to grab me I'm not even gong to put up a fight, I'll just surrender right then and there, I wouldn't be able to stand a chance anyway, I couldn't hurt a Devil Bug, I'm so weak...

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>>46223452
>be weakling order soldier
>fight lizardman
>don't even take a swing at her and still somehow beat her and leave her on the ground in the yamcha pose

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I don't want to go into monster territory
Monsters are scary

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Monsters Eunt Domes

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>migrate to dragonia
>become dragoon
>sho off sick jumping skills in basketball

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>>46223534
People called Monsters they go to the house!?

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>>46223544
excuse me this cow is latin I was promised an oriental bovine

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>>46223452
It's for the best when you surrender willingly because then they will treat you more gently, especially if you're afraid of them and they can see it.

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dwagons

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>Get cornered by a dragon
>About to be mere'd
>Ask her to do anything in a tone that suggests she can't
>She can't resist the chance to show off
>Could say "I bet those wings aren't strong enough to lift you" and she'll give you a 3 hour airshow
>Could say "I won't marry just any person!" and she'll give you a 6 hour showcase of her treasures and family lineage
>Could say "you're just a beast!" and she'll regail you with a 12 hour (abridged) speech about dragons
>Just sneak off while she's lost in her own ego
Note this may not work on all dragons. Not tested on wurms, otohime or ryus.

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Damn dragoncels

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>>46223720
Why does this pic exist?
what does she get from drooling?

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>>46223835
Anon drinking it.

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>be master sculptor
chisel and carve statue of an ancient and respected heroine of the Order out of marble
>mfw some fucking lilim sneezes mana on it and my statue animates into a new type of pale marble golem
>mfw it starts drinking my beer and calling me "hubby"
Goddamn monsters RUINED my priceless work.
I will never forgive them for this....

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>>46223835
She tarded

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>>46223779
Ruin dragoncels by impregnating and leaving for work every morning to support your new family

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>>46223835
Someone wrote a green about dragon drool mixed with alcohol that a dragon boss uses to date rape one of her workers.

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>>46223848
Why did you carve your statue with such a big butt, dude?

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>>46222961
>"Leave Settra to me! Imperishable!? More like PERISHABLE!"

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>>46223882
Because uh, uh... t-the uh, the heroine had one according to the ancient tales. Yeah, t-that's why. It wasn't a personal addition or anything.

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>>46223981
how about we just go out for some steak instead

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>>46223835
What do you mean, "why does this pic exist?"
what a rude thing to say about such a majestic dragon.
prostrate and apologise.
go on.

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>>46223997
>prostrate
She'd better keep those claws away from my prostate, I'm not into that kind of play.

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>>46223981
Shoo ugly snek shoo

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>>46224041
Mmmm I bet she has a scrumptious neck

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We all agree that the best flavor of pharaoh is grape.

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>>46224060
Sssssssssscertainly

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Imagine being a grape

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Would apophis be a good mom?
She seems a bit... overbearing

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Imagine gaping a grape snake

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>>46224089
Yes, and it's good for her mental well-being to ignore any Pharaohs and focus on raising her son.

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>>46224128
>son dates a pharaoh

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>>46224060
Wrong.

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>>46222961
What are your thoughts on Frutiger Aero and it's whole general aesthetic and vibe and can it fit within MGE in the form of a different type of Demon Realm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNXMTdVB4YU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ostolucALTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTxdqXp3I04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j40IZfpeno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_T75kgWLkI
https://youtu.be/eTQ_zDaIOng?si=YQDOM9cdui8B_gEg
https://youtu.be/U1XMCrPEUWM?si=HvFD4fMNwMRoPIbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjR3b3lO63c&list=LL&index=2&pp=gAQBiAQB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fMmkDi1ZGw&list=LL&index=1&pp=gAQBiAQB

I'd imagine or headcanon Frutiger Aero is the theme and aesthetic of the Demon Realms (whole entire monster girl faction) when MGE reaches its modern 21st century or far future sci-fi era.

In addition, maybe the Royal Makai would be the early Y2K Techno-Utopian Futurism and or Frutiger Metro to be darker and contrast the much brighter and colorful Frutiger Aero standard:

https://youtu.be/D7Y7SX9QV0o?si=finChLibZbQN4YRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMeoeGGEimE&list=LL&index=5&pp=gAQBiAQB

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>>46224144
You have posted this garbage already.

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>>46224133
Welp, looks like her daughter-in-law needs to be graped then.
>>46224134
Do you prefer milk flavor?

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The cows are evil

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>>46223997
I do not bow

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>>46224180
t. milkless goat

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>>46224060
No

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>>46224162
I am an ardent follower of Hathor so yes actually.
>>46224180
I can assure you they are in fact the least evil of all monster girls.

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Where can one even find Bogeys?

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My little sister is a reincarnation of an ancient evil.

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>>46224144
WHF-kun, this kind of repetitive behavior is strongly indicative of being on autism spectrum.

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>>46224133
Time to help her son influence the kingdom, and his pharaoh girlfriend (who'll inherit the kingdom from her mom) from the inside, in more ways than one. Political shenanigans, romantic comedy, and royal court drama ensues, in this new series "The Grape Adder", proudly produced by the Phantom Broadcasting Corporation!

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>>46224221
You don't find a bogey, the bogeys find you.

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>>46223192
I don't see why they would need special living arrangements, expect for a few. vampires having a fake blood "water" fountain, maybe zombies/jinshi having a lot of heated blankets.

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>>46223720

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I am not worthy of dating a Pharaoh.

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I am worthy of doting a pharaoh.

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>>46224146
>>46224227
The Warhammer anon? No, autistic? Sure, kinda when it comes to aesthetics and I guess I'm just such a nostalgia-fag for the good ol brighter and colorful aesthetics of the 2000s. As opposed to the more mechanical and corporate aesthetics and themes we see more often these days.

Maybe I do yearn for a kitsune with a colorful kimono or yukata or just a vanilla succubus or breadwinner demon wife as I live with a married life with either of the three mentioned in our cozy apartment in a frutiger Aero Green Mamono Realm.

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I can beat the shit out of a pharaoh

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I want to ruin a monsters abs with my cooking, not even a fetish thing. It's just nice seeing the alpha predator muscle monsters reduced to chubby fatass borger lovers
Making a manticore a mere housecat

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I am Werther's Original of doting a pharaoh.

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>>46224273
>not even a fetish thing

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Im go on a great adventure with my trusty female knight friend and my nerdy mage friend
together we will rade dungeons, slay the foulest of beasts and live the high life from all the gold
It helps I got this map gorm a eager white haird lady...

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>>46222961
Have you done your part, Imperial Citizen?

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I want to a be a father to kunoichi!

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>>46223192
Zombie dorms are never allowed to have a garden, not since the undead vs alarune war of 20XX.

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>>46224333
A robot girl prisoner of war is cleaning my room, as punishment for being an enemy.
I'm doing my part!

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I will fatten up the 'wock and she wouldn't even know what hit her
She just thought that having your human feed you 6 burgers for breakfast is normal thing

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Foxes and wans are instantly defeated by burgers

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>>46224359
>The coping over the loss of Malevelon Creek has begun
It begins. Total robot girl domination will happen.

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>>46224310
Please no anon, I can't have that fetish! I don't want to be claimed by a /d/ tier wock! Please, anything but that!

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>>46222961

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>>46224491
Why aren't her clothes and pom poms made out of shog??

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>>46224503
How do you know they're not?

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>>46222961
Shoggy!

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>>46224513
Shogs can only make purple things

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>>46224491
shoggy is ever so supportive

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>>46224533
Amateur Shogs maybe.

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I am not worthy of dating a Wight, Pharaoh, Vampire, Creeping Coin, Lilim, Dragon or any kind of rick and powerful monster. I'm just ugly, impoverished scum in bad health who only deserves a Devil Bug or Large Mouse of similar disposition.

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>>46224567
You're getting a rich Devil Bug princess.

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>>46224459
what is this whole malevelon creek meme? Is it some event from a videogame or something?

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Claustrophyte getting past guidelines thanks to her inverted nipples?

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>>46224586
Helldivers 2, as usual some tourist acts like this is /v/ or some shit.

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>>46224579
there's a "turkish embassy" joke in there but i'm bad at formulating jokes

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>>46224567
>You are indeed a lower life form but I shall allow you the honor of my presence. Also, It is your duty to obey your superiors so I am ordering you to date me.

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>>46224597
Is it okay if I just call her Maneater. I must be to dumb or uncultured to pronounce "Claustrophyte" constantly.

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>>46224567
Meanwhile at Miss Wight's (or any rich monster's) house
>"I'm so lonely, I can't stand it! If only I could find some poor, homeless, starving human man down on his luck to rescue and take in and feed until he's back in good health so I could make him into my ideal, nice husband who knows true humility by coming from nothing..."

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>>46224483
It's ok I can take her from you

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>>46224612
i prefer "Venus Man-trap" because her design is based on a venus flytrap and we're not flies, we're men, that get trapped in the girl plant.

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>>46224643
Speak for yourself man

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Do not eat that bread, it is made of shog

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>>46224716
Guess the only other option is to fuck it.

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What if I treat my Shog like garbage and constantly tell her I despise her and refuse to eat her food and be suspicious of her all the time since she's an eldritch monster and I wanted a Kiki instead?

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>>46224716
This is why one does not teleport bread.

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>>46224716
Shog bread (or other foods) is good and good for you.

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>>46224807
She will fix you by calling her close friend Mindflayer over.

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>little sister calls her friends over for a group study
>her pyrow bff arrives first
>walks in on me playing Just Dance
>makes fun of my moves
>challenge her to a dance off
>win
>make fun of her for her low score
>challenges me to a rematch
>session slowly goes from a competition to extremely fun times where we just dance the day away singing and smiling
>she flunks her test the next day
>both she and my.sister say it's my fault and I need to take responsibility

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>>46224658
There's only one monster I'd accept be called "her little fly" from and it's not from refurbished murder plants

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>>46224716
>it is made of shog
Thats exactly why im going to eat it!

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>>46223192
Incorporeal types probably save on heating bills and don't care it's cold.
Corporeal types want to be warm and comfy, plenty of blankets and pillows around.
High class types like Vampires and Wights probably want a fancy house and traditional decor.
Liches probably prefer a spartan place like a basement that can be used as a magic and alchemy laboratory, despite being influential and being able to afford much better.
Ochis likely enjoy a traditional Not-Japan style place.

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Do shogs sleep or do they just pretend? I feel like they wouldn't have the need for sleep, unlike my wife dormouse

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>It's not a phase, Mom!

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>>46224824
How many times do I have to tell her to stop putting eyes in the food? That shog jelly looks delicious though.

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How to spot a liar.

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>>46225045
What the hell?

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>>46225097
Adequate bust

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>>46225097
I hearby decree that all servants of mine must possess a chest like this.
In other news, we will be lowering the taxes on bras.

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>>46225097
melons

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>>46225097
Daughter standing above her mother.

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>>46224597
>>46224612
>>46224643
The problem with the Maneater naming conventions is they sound too goddamned pseudoscientific. Venus Man-Trap works better for Claustrophyte and Man-Pitcher works better for Saccophyte IMO.

Otherwise just going to resort to calling them Carnivine and Victreebell because we already have Horsea next and Amarouge.

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>>46225142
sounds like a you problem

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Saccophyte sounds like a tyranid

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>>46225078
The Remi

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>>46225142
Presumably the average person just calls them all man eaters. It's more the scholarly types that use the precise names.

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>>46225045

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>>46225148
Fair, but Claustrophyte/Saccophyte hardly roll of the tongue and that's the crux of the issue for me.

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>>46225165
All plants look the same.

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>>46225097

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I hate religion. It's all a bunch of horseshit. I'm gonna go the nearest church and tell all the Angels there that they're idiots and their religion is dumb and fake, I'm gonna go around bashing all the gods of every religion right at their own churches and then I'm gonna go home to blog about it and how cool I was doing it!

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>>46225349

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>>46225349
Yes anon, go and cum your soul out in mamono. nothing bad will come of it. You aren't using it anyway.

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Dude, milkweed, LMAO

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>>46225427
She is were all the milkweed disappeared to

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>>46225427
Fatter.

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>>46225349
Start with a Hel church and go harass Hel's angles.

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>>46225523
Amazing, artist name?

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>>46225523
AI slop.

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>>46225523
Abominable intelligence gem

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>>46225531
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/98987172

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>>46225490
Greenworms HATE her! No they don't, they simply CONSUME elsewhere. There is no hate in a greenworm's heart, only hunger.

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I don't want healthy husband wife relationship
I want a mom

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>>46225718
I want a healthy adult man damn female kid relationship

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>>46225718

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>>46225743
This kid is 3000 years old

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>>46225718
Do you know why?

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>>46225774
Yes

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>Monster finds abandoned human baby
>Attempts to raise him in a healthy way so he'll love a girl his own age
>Freud.bat activates
>She fails
>She heart pupils
Instant New Mon Times best seller.

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If I cry loud enough a hag will break into my home to check on me

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I've got to get something off my chest...
It's my wife's tail help she's constricting me

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>>46225792
>Mon Times
I've heard it's owned by Danukis. You should only read trustworthy sources like The Kiki Stormers

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>>46225848
>my wife
>help

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>>46225848
Maybe don't be the perfect little space heater next time?

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>>46225848
You need to learn the warm rock substitution jutsu. Also, to stop squirming so adorably.

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I am a proud human being.
I will not be reduced to some snake's hotwater bottle.

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I just want to live my life in peace in the nice countryside working my quaint small time job running a deli and doing my favorite hobbies such as fishing and assembling model sets but this snooty rich Elf keeps coming by, showing as much cleavage as she can off and berating my humble life style and talking about how I'd be so much happier if I were to marry rich Elf like her and be a boytoy. She always storms off because I just tell her to leave and then ignore her and go back to whatever I'm doing but she'll be back, she always comes back just to bother me. Why are Elves so obsessed with us humans? Don't they have their asshole own knife-ear men to date? Just leave us humans alone you fucking pixies.

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>>46223848
>some fucking lilim sneezes mana on it and my statue animates into a new type of pale marble golem

The ability to create a tsukumogami out of anything is an interesting concept. Like, how would something as disposable and mundane as the bottle of Fanta I'm currently drinking react to suddenly gaining sentience? Happy that I'm enjoying its sugary juice? Scared that just a second ago I was basically sucking out its insides like a malfunctioning pool drain? Confused as to why life was bestowed upon a plastic soda bottle?

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>>46225718
>>46225743
I want a healthy adult man big sister lolibaba/full grown relationship.

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>>46225921
>becomes a pharaoh's hotwater bottle

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>>46225921
That's not true, Anon! You're a beloved warm semen dispenser

>>46225937
>YFW forever plastics
>Microscopic waifu everywhere
Oh no...

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Anon and Big Sis Hellwan are having a new sister soon.

https://litter.catbox.moe/wmzdyp.jpg

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>>46225960
Yeah, kinda forgot about the whole microplastics thing.

If you think getting mind flayed is bad then just wait unt-MAMONOINMYBLOODMAMONOINMYBRAINGETTHEMOUTGETTHEMOUTGETTHEMOUT

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>>46225960
>Anon! You're a beloved warm semen dispenser
I can see why some anons hate femdomfag and go into HFY pipeline

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>>46225960
>Anon! You're a beloved warm semen dispenser
I can see why some anons go into femdomfag pipeline and hate HFY

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Maybe...
Maybe I am a bedwarmer...

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I can see

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>>46226028
All she has to do is fondle my balls with her soft beans and I go spurt spurt into her mouth.
No thoughts. No more thinking. Just pew pew.
Then I sit and play video games until I have to make sure she comes back from breadwinning to a warm meal.

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I'm okay with just being a manapump and nothing else in life, I'm pretty worthless anyway, there's not much point in me even living.

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>>46226034
>Mommyfomfag speak like a 5 years old
Kek

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any good monsters for mommyfom?

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>>46226060
>Mommyfomfag speak like a 5 years old
Ms. Haku is going to be real upset.

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Mommymofu

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>>46226046
I can see why women may not like it, but the housewife route isn't all bad. At least until the babies happen and you have your own personal hell for 10+ hours a day. Monster children might be less unruly, but I doubt it.

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A man in his thirties, thrashing on the floor and crying for "mommy milkies" and tendies isn't normal, but on mamonomana, it is.
Say yes to cross-dimensional immigration.

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I wish that we could talk about young mamono in the prime of their life, looking for adventure and experiences trying to find their place in the world sometimes, instead of aged sedentary hags or unruly bratty children.

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>>46226107
Yeah it's funny how someone holds a gun to your head and prevents you from doing exactly that.

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>>46226114
He's kinda right though, people only talk about and regurgitate the same shit here over and over every day, it's a daily cycle.

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>>46226114
It's me
You either go hag or loli no in between

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I can't help that I like old monsters

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Hag and loli, two terms for the same thing
Gabage

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>>46226143
I don't speak Italian, what's Gabage?

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>>46226158
Gabage, gabago! Fogedaboudid, Tony!

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>>46226158
No no, he is saying 'garbage', he's just saying it in bostonian accent, "gahbage".

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>>46226128
It's pretty hard to foster headcanons when any attempt to do so will generally have somebody pop in to remind you that demon mana already has a solution to it because it''s a wish fulfillment setting.
And if you go the other way and just talk about sex you get accused of ruining the wholesome sex fiends.

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>>46226175
>And if you go the other way and just talk about sex you get accused of ruining the wholesome sex fiends.
There's sex talk about snakes, pharaohs, and maids itt. Stop making things up to get angry about

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>>46226175
None of that is true.

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>>46226226
You're saying I could make up a greentext about a succubus going on an adventure right now, learning about herself and meeting a host of different men as she looks for love and nobody would care?
Not even when she meets up with a cheshire that teaches her how to kiss properly before inviting her on a girls night out?

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>>46226175
What does any of that have to do with talking about young adult monsters going on journeys looking for men? We know that is what a very large number of them do in the setting.

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>>46226220
If you can't talk about grandma on grandson televised sport gaping without someone saying it's gross then can you really talk about it at all?

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That DMCA really hit hard didn't it?

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>>46226264
He's assmad that the thread yelled at him about something and is making up random hypotheticals, just ignore it.

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>>46226267
What’s Athena planning in the back? She’s not in Pallas form with her tentacles is she? Am I going to have to match colors and towers and move exactly 9 yalms or explode?

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>>46226254

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>>46226290
Something even worse

Censoring

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>>46226269
Yes that is what we love here.

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>>46226290
You need to make puddles of goo.

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>he's soon up to 15 months of constant seething and counting
Reminder he was here yelling at a half empty thread even on christmas and new years eve

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>>46226269
Yeah you can. Now fuck off /d/tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226330
He just seethes whenever KC puts out a new girl, mick hasnt had a chance to doompost in months since Malef hit kuro
it's taking a harsh toll on his sanity, that's for sure

[Anonymous No.]

I will NOT fall for the manticore propaganda, they are vicious maneaters who wont even deny it themselves.

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>>46226346
That was sarcasm, anon

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>>46226359
Fuck you guys are annoying. Why not go back to whatever hellhole you came from?

[Anonymous No.]

Bloob breach

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>>46226170
You want to hear about compromise? 20 years in the snake pit. I wanted to fuck a grilled cheese, I compromised, I jacked off onto snake tits.

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>>46226404
Finally, some real content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226394
It's no surprise your ass started bleeding again after KC released saccophyte. Fuck off mick

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46226456
You want a new game update?
Okay, but it's rough right now, but seems to work in the basics.
I'll add a zombie girl too, I think.
https://files.catbox.moe/wl150u.webm

[Anonymous No.]

What were your top 3 most favorite mgs during your childhood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226476
Childhood? Uhh, Mike's girlfriend in Monsters Inc? Eris from Sinbad if she counts, and she should. Maleficent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226269
I would watch that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226476
That cat officer from treasure planet if that counts as an mg

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>>46226175
Literally nobody cares so long as it's readable and it isn't fucking cringe. Go take a Midol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226476
Angewomon made two of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226474
huh at this rate, you might have a functional demo and be on KC's level after the next ten years! Hopefully itch will take your wireframe code more seriously next time lol

[Anonymous No.]

Never lose to mere mutts, friends! Even if they're strong, you're clever enough to get away safely, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226506
It doesn't but good taste notheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226517
Ruined

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>>46226549
Dogs are scared of fire

[Anonymous No.]

Fuckit
dragon food

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226549
I don't see it as "losing" as much as "recruiting to the party"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226623
Oh no, not this weird fox again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226609
I'd this the anti christ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226456
It's just as easy to ignore the assmad argie over indulging his fatherless attention seeking, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226658
And she brought her little sister along too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226708
How is that allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226549
Huh? The big mutt says I'm already safe so long as I give her head scratches and food, she's even volunteering to be my personal bodyguard 24/7, I don't see what's so dangerous about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226744
Fox law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226767
But we arent in Fox land, Fox law should have no jurisdiction here!

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46225754
>This kid is 3000 years old
You best be careful, misjudging the ages of long-lived monsters is a common mistake. You might be thinking you're approaching an ancient lolibaba Pharaoh, but end up with a wife young enough to be your daughter.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46226883
>but end up with a wife young enough to be your daughter.
age gap romance is hot

[Anonymous No.]

stay away from the mountain tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226883
these sorts of arranged marriages are common among royalty

[Anonymous No.]

you can pet the cow

[Anonymous No.]

I lied to Miss Hebi and said I already have a wife and she's just out of town, but I don't think she's buying it. Anyone got a good Plan B to get a hebi off your tail?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46226978
Hire a mongoose girl as a bodyguard.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46226963
Don't know if I could resist a land of shortstacks.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46226978
Heres a shotgun, gonna need it for the type of wedding you are about to have. Your best bet is to find an aggressive species like a hellhound or manticore and egg them into raping you
You are now safe from the snek and also have a strong protective wife

[Anonymous No.]

So lets see, we have Blue Archive, Ark Knights, BGF, and FGO alongside Akagi.
Also, Raita needs to fix the waists, these girls are in dire need of a sammich.

[Anonymous No.]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Uterus Cannon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46226476
Guess I was still a teen when I first discovered MGE, my favorites were probably hellhound, raiju, and sandworm. I don’t have as much of an opinion on hellhounds these days, but the latter two are still fairly high on my list.

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[Anonymous No.]

anon you've been browsing for hours. please buy something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227102
>Why does she like Richard Nixon?

>>46227137
Because what I want is priceless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227096
>the Uterus Cannon.
Is that like the Jar Cannon from Elden Ring?
>>46227137
I'll buy one (1) Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227137
I'll buy that cool leaf on her head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226931
And with monsters you don't even always need to be royalty yourself, something like a chance encounter or the queen consulting oracles might result in you being wed to a big booty loli princess.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46226326
Oh no, I didn’t study for the puddles of goo mechanic!

[Anonymous No.]

Desert kingdoms > winter realms

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227279
Look how great those Apophis milkers are, no support at all yet they stay firm and in place meanwhile that Pharaoh needs heavy support to avoid sagginess

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227279
Yeah? Miss Whitehorn gives me free hot chocolate after a hard day's work. How can the desert dwellers compete with that?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46227279
Winter realms have girls that are as good as the desert ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226543
>rpgmaker game
kek. Call me when update number 1 comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227304
The desert has hot chocolate all right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227279
One's too hot, the other one is too cold. I just want to live somewhere where the weather isn't trying to kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227137
>>46227137
im looking for wyrm milk

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[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna stuff a krampus in my sack and see how she likes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227047
Variety is good.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG BEEFY HOUNDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227622
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227137
Joke's on her, I'm just here because I like the shop's theme music that plays in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227615
Barring FGO and now BA, I wouldn't call it 'variety' if I can pick them out.
Hell, Akagi is probably the most spammed fox in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227622
Needs more bulk but a fine dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227671
Those shoulders are wider than those hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227676
She needs beef.
Its a /fit/ hound, I'm looking for a muscled hound.
Still a good pic.

[Anonymous No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53945491?view_adult=true
They were no femdom, you lied to me. It was an excellent story and I even read the smut part, something I almost never do. Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry, she's an axolotl, she can grow it back

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[Anonymous No.]

>Hey, you live in Anonymous Proxy too?
>Wanna come hang out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227726
>kraken wife loses a tentacle while she was messing with an order ship
>acts like it's the end of the world
>dote on her and do everything you can to make her comfortable and support her
>find out in a month when it starts to grow back that she just wanted you to spoil her

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46227744
>find out that someone has been using your picture to catfish hags on the internet when one of them shows up at your door and demands something in exchange for all the money she's been sending you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227726
Get an ushi culinary student

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226107
To talk about the adventures of a young catsith working her way up from just an out of place kitten working as her moms secretary to the head honcho organizing the rape of hundreds of men.
If only we could anon, if only we could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227096
Isn't this the same guy who drew himself getting married to a Sea Bishop? The artstyle looks familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227451
This guy does tails so well why does he have to be a degenerate weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46223997
>prostrate
i only bow to Allah/God

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227890
He did a few MGE pieces.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46227137
I guess I'll buy another 1911.

[Anonymous No.]

Rate my harem
>p’orc
>arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228063
>p’orc
Haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228063
Pretty good. Now rate mine
>Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228076
far too tainted to be worth talking about at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228081
How are baphomets tainted

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227973
Yep, that's the one.

Just a random thing I noticed, the way here face is drawn reminds me a lot of Princess Peach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46227890
>>46227973
The lipstick really makes them

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[Anonymous No.]

Splishity splash. Get in the sack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228163
I refuse the plant shower.

[Anonymous No.]

The Oomukade vtuber is live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228110
For me personally, if I'm already familiar with the artist I can usually immediately tell who drew something by looking at the way the eyes are drawn, Danganronpa being a good example.

Also, I'd like to imagine drinking Shog juice immediately gives you every non-lethal debuff in the MGE universe at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228163
This is at least the second thread you've ritualposted this.

[Anonymous No.]

Werewolves
of
London

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228176
There's an oomukade vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46222961
Here is your demon lord Lilith. (Shinmagami Tensei art apparently)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228163
The best sleeping bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228216
>Awooooo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228228
>Shinmagami

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228226
NaiyoSpede on twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228226
No anon. It's just a centipede girl, not an Oomukade specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228176
There is a board for vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228261
Last night I learned that oomukade is just Japanese for "giant centipede".

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228269
Don't make link the hololive thread on this board that goes to 1000 posts in like an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

*make me

[Anonymous No.]

Don't look at the little box in your pocket. It has demons in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228272
So? I'm not speaking japanese am i.

[Anonymous No.]

which mg to reduce application risk at scale?

[Anonymous No.]

this mg might kill you

[Anonymous No.]

why no one talking about candlege--

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228237
It's a $500 fine for awoooing in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228345
Cops stopped showing up to dog bars

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228130
Do foxes have to devote themselves to the path of magic in order to grow more tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228473
Himari is a cat you fluffbrained fool.

[Anonymous No.]

You know why my girlfriend is so delicious?
She's dry aged

[Anonymous No.]

lights mgs, medium mgs, heavy mgs or super heavy mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Ushi, do not rape me, PLEASE.
Since I asked nicely, you cannot do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228513
>That's the spirit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228513
"Miss Ushi! I will take the raping on that Anon's behalf! On EVERY Anon's behalf!"

[Anonymous No.]

There's some fucking Owl outside your window every night staring at you and hooting loudly.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228635
mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228635
Apply face to neck fluff

[Anonymous No.]

How am I supposed to resist mob faced monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228513
>Since I asked nicely, you cannot do it.
You poor naive fool.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46228728
"Noooooooooo! My Ushi Rapings!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228635
I close the curtains

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228733
Cock can't beat the pussy. Nothing can.

[Anonymous No.]

if you asked your mg for a snack what would she give you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228771
Yes anon, every single mg will give you one and the same thing.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46228771
Hound butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228784
Slim Jims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228771
fairy bread

[Anonymous No.]

succ...
succ.
what does it mean?
im at my wits end, it is a start with no end. an introduction with no conclusion. a prologue with no finale! what does succ mean?! where does succ go?!

[Anonymous No.]

fox inspector

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>>46224223
assuming no incest this could be a fun story, ancient evil or not brother anon is responsible for making sure she gets her homework done and that she stays out of trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

Magic using Anons belong to single digit INT warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228862
Hey! That isn't true! Wurmy has at least three digits on her claw!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228862
I would never show my face at the wizard club again if I lost to some meathead who only knows how to use a big stick. How embarassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228862
She's not dumb, just low WIS from age penalties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228861
But incest is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228862
Yes. Let grugina smash my brains in whenever I try to do the fancy learnings to escape her.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46228862
>warrior guild leader is passing out 100% spell resist talismans to everyone who completes the intro quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228874
>makes ward save
>grapples you
What now, nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228955
There surely must be a way to demagic someone forever and bring them back to their proper role as a cum pump/househusband

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228972
Sounds like a bleak, empty life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228988
Maybe forever was too harsh a word but use your imagination, goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228988
It doesn't have to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228972
No warrior would pass up being able to have battlemage kids. Your wife is going to search for ancient relics and books to juice you to the point where your daughters can get a full scholarship to adventuring school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229013
already got a life without magic
would not recommend

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about... de mon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228955
Do people seriously go into battle without a spell for slipping through a grapple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229013
It is if you are forced to give up on all your skills and to live a life as a mere sexual object. It might sound like a dream for some, but not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229038
>slather myself with eel oil before fighting an amazon
>whittle her into submission with a hundred mana shots while I squirt out of her arms whenever she grabs me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229052
>>whittle her into submission with a hundred mana shots
Sounds like she's the one winning.

[Anonymous No.]

Mouse love is pure

[Anonymous No.]

What monster is most like wurm from monster girl series monster girl encyclopedia volume 2 known for her carnivorous appatite and ferocious yet simple and meek disposition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229067
greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229067
wurm would never eat a carnivorous rock

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229067
i think there was a wurm at one point but maybe she left.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229142
A man in every port but her first love will always be the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229142
That's the lady that stole my kayak last week!

[Anonymous No.]

I've found a way to glitch out of the map and skip the impossible rival fight at the end of the starting area. It's pretty handy if your build isn't optimized to fight her yet

[Anonymous No.]

She claims that she can turn a pool of snow into a hotspring just by lying in it. Is that really possible?

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>>46229233
Be careful with this though. Her attacks still go through the terrain and can hit you if you're close enough. I was dancing inside of a rock to taunt her and she did her insta-kill grapple to pull me out. Now I'm getting dragged around to all sorts of horrible dungeons to be power-leveled by her so we can hit up the endgame raids together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229233
Don't do this shogs live outside the map

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229142
The slipperiest scoundrel on the seven seas. She's stolen one of everything in existence, except a bottle of lube!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229302
I read that as "slipperiest squirrel". Am I destined to marry a rata now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228635
If you are kept up by her mating call just mate with her to make her stop???

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229305
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229305
Reminds me of something that happened to me a long time ago:

>walking home from school
>walk between a wooden fence on one side of the sidewalk and a tree on the other
>squirrel decides to jump from the tree to the fence at the worst possible time, flies about an inch or two in front of my face

I wish the world would give me signs that I'm destined to be with a Rata wife that don't involve me almost losing an eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228635
Invite her in for a meal and chat like I do for the hundreds of other wild monsters that decide to spend their days on my roofs, patio, and anywhere else outside on my house.
It's the least I can do. I mean, it's not like she's going to receive sex or any romantic and sexual gestures of any kind or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>"Us Wolves are a proud race, anon, we hunt on our own, we live on our own. A Wolf like me doesn't need some shitty human like you to rely on. We're above those degenerated dogs you turn us into, we're noble creatures. I will never be a pet to some fucking human scum like you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229606

[Anonymous No.]

It turns out that "it's safer to go out at night with others" is a guideline, not a rule because depending on the context, companions could be put to an assailants benefit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228874
I will never lose to a amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>Try to recruit a cute monster to your party
>she recruits you into hers instead

[Anonymous No.]

Why does my Guardian Angel need to have such large breasts anyway if she's supposed to protect my chastity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229676
The breasts contain the blessings anon, everyone knows that. You should absolutely obey her when she "bestows" them upon you via your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229642
Fine you'll lose to two amazons then

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229606
>"You are literally a pack animal"
What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229606
Oh, so you're a good girl who hunts on her own? Are you a good girl who finds all the tasty treats? Are you a good girl? Who's a good g

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229811
>Cut off abrubtly
Anon was MAMANO'D for his comments.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229831
That is the face of a man who canceled his newspaper subscription. The roles would be reversed if he had a rolled-up paper ready

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46228502
Heavy MG dual wielding light MGs who are each armed with an lmg guarding the border of MGC with the MGS ost playing in the background while she chews on a mouthful of food and makes "MG MG" noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229918
Rin is nice but why are you doing BA art when there's a million other elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229927
"MG"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCkjcsn1lxQ
Just... just chill, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>walking down the street at night
>swear something is following me
>look back and see a Cupid down the road following me
>o-oh, well, she isn't necessarily coming back after me, right?
>could be someone else, I'm not the only one on their way home after work this late
>keep on walking for a while, getting closer to my neighborhood, not many other people around now that I've got away from the city streets
>turn and look back again
>.....
>she's still there
>and she's a little closer
>...
>round a corner of some neighborhood fence
>begin booking it once I leave her sight
>run left and right between different houses and apartments
>finally get to my house and lock the door behind me
>lock all the windows
>barricade the doors
>huddle in my basement with a bunch of boxes and metal shelves in the way of the basement door
Oh god, oh fuck
OH FUCK, OH FUCK, IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
THEY'RE COMING AFTER ME, THEY'RE OUT TO FUCKING GET ME, I WON'T LET THEM
I'M NOT GONNA GET GOT BY THEM, I AIN'T GETTING RAPED AND MARRIED, NEVER, NEVER NEVER NEVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229930
Because his modes operandi throughout the day is to ensure most image slots are taken up by gacha art, he's a mentally ill shitposter being aided by mentally ill tranitors, he doesn't need a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

G'night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that salamander tails burn at the same heat level even if they get different colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230108
yea but can i use it to cook?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230108
What makes them burn different colors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230132
Yes you can.

>>46230133
A mixture of fighting spirit, genetics, and personal taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229999
i like to imagine the cupid was just going about her own business not chasing anon and didn't even realize his paranoid mad dash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229623
COCKA?? PantsGrab PetTheZaza

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230147
>Yes you can.
>defeat salamander rival
>you evilly laugh about how you will finally use her
>she starts getting excited
>said excitement comes crashing down as you bust out your smores kit and start roasting marshmallows over her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230155
she was. it wouldn't take much effort on her part for an angel to rush you down or bow you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230165
That poor anon needs a Flayer if he freaks out at the mere sight of an Eros servant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46225037
When you fall asleep she forms a body next to the bed and counts the number of times you breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46225427
m-milkworm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46225718
based anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230009
>I wake up
>I think about gays and trannies
>I wake up
>I think about gays and trannies
>I wake up
>I think about gays and trannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46225718
>>46225954
I want an onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228635
Be nice! She's your neighbor. Open the window and ask if there's anything she needs1

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230221
Good choice. You get 100 points!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46225718
i want a purple lady

[Anonymous No.]

Anon needs to get hounded by the six large, strong, flaming-eyebrow bulldogs that broke into his house during the evening.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you were walking around in the park one day and came across this holst hag with the fattest tits you've ever seen and a loli baphomet with a huge soft ass barely contained by her panties making out on a bench as practice for when they get a human man and they both looked your way briefly and winked at you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230303
Get embarrassed and leave in a hurry like the autist I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230303
Pretend I didn't see those dykes and hope I can run into a single girl like an Amazoness instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230303
miss me with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230349
anon monsters canonically practice together like that all the time when they don't have a man around, you're likely to get a monster who locked lips with another monster before to practice kissing skills
Monsters don't think it's wrong anon, they won't care if you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230389
what does that change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230303
I make the Bapho drink the Holst's milk until they both have giant tits and then I drink milk from both of them at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monsters in demon realms go nuclear if they notice low fertility rates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230389
My answer remains the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230433
Your answer is meaningless to monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Mamano who aren't willing to kiss, eat out or otherwise be in close physical contact with other women have no business being in a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

a mighty need for milky helldog

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230389
>>46230471
Wrong, it’s an individual fantasy setting for each person so if anon doesn’t like/want something it wont happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230493
Actually you just get raped by the monster and that monster could have kissed another girl before since yuri isn't wrong it just isn't the mainstay

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230527
Actually no, not every single monster girl is the same, if anon is opposed to something then it wont happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230532
Actually you just get raped by the monster and that monster could have kissed another girl before
Read the setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230540
You could at least try you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230552
This is not a setting for your maledom shit. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230559
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Sexually aggressive manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230596
Wooo, how radical!

[Anonymous No.]

Pizzeria owner here, how do I find more guys to hire and send to lonely monsters? I’ve tried raising the pay to $50/hr, lowering standards to “needs a pulse”, but I can’t find enough single guys to take the job

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230626
Pulses are unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED more size difference art

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230622
I know, I know, perhaps the thread isn't ready for a visionary such as myself, but alas

[Anonymous No.]

A Salamander armed with just her sword cannot hope to defeat an Order main battle tank all by herself.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/livedoornews/status/1763416980898607344
Get on it KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230159
could at least share some with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230712
Of course, a demon silver recoilless rifle is a team operated weapon, and there's plenty to share in the tank

[Anonymous No.]

>>46228513
>Damn, you found my weakness. I didn't have any other plans this evening so do you wanna go try that new restaurant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230826
>"so, what are we eating?"
>"rape."
>anon gasps as waiter brings the plate
>turns out ushi chose to dine in a super pretentious exclusive restaurant
>on the plate is a rapeseed salad in fancy dressing and the damn thing looks more like an art piece than food

[Anonymous No.]

If an Ushi-Oni comes near me I will punch her as hard as I can in her face and fight with everything I have.

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>>46230882
She will thank you for making things interesting and then spend the night complaining about the recent trend of men just starfishing through their rape or even begging for it.

[Anonymous No.]

What obscure MGE girl do you like that you wish got more art?

I need ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say that MGC authority find out about someone trying to plant a bomb in mayor office, how much will he get punished? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230941
cancer

[Anonymous No.]

The bugs fear humanity. The Mweeehhh'ing greenworms stand no chance either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230954
>off-topic image
Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230941
Giant Slug, would be nice to relax with her on a hot summer day over cold beer.

[Anonymous No.]

The p'orkening is upon us.

[Anonymous No.]

I try to listen to what miss holstaur is talking to me but every time she moves her body all I can hear is just loud *SLOSH* *THWUNK* *SLOSH* noises

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>>46230972
I want to defeat a force her to take a bath

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>>46230994
I want the mindless p'orcs.

I want to defeat them and make them my mindless p'orcs.
I also kinda wanna get clobbered by one of their hammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230954
So what monsters are Starship Trooper and or Helldivers babes likely going to monsterize into? Other than bugs and robots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230994
Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230972
All I said p'orks are mid tier girls, did they really have to raid my town?

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>>46231044
It was pure coincidence. Banter doesn't bother p'orcs. Your town just happened to be next on the hitlist. Well, either that or some other monster tipped them off, telling them it was full of stinky, virgin men. Regardless, you and your town have been incorporated into The Porcine Horde, under the rulership of the Great Pigghis Khan. Now go get that tribute ready.

[Anonymous No.]

Payday but it's Monster thieves robbing the bank in an Order commune and fighting off the Order SWATs with demon silver bullets.

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>>46231087
Nah, it's more logic if you play as the order

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230941
medusa, golem, khepri, living armour

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230941
Kesaran Pasaran

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231122
The Order doesn't seem like they'd care to rob Monster banks to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231087
GTFO but it's you and three Orderbros trying to raid an ancient ruin that's become infested with sleeping dormice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231172
Get back ancient artifacts, gold and iron

[Anonymous No.]

Need venomous monsters with over productive venom glands
>Manticore tail dripping venom leaving a trail of it
>Apophis fangs leaking venom making for extremely sloppy venomous kisses

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>be Order spec ops
>apart of a squad of ten men all decked out in tactical gear and ballistic armor
>we all have these scary and ominous red glowing night visions to intimidate our foes
>we're black ops, best of the best, they call us "Shadow Force" since we always strike in the night and cut the power to leave our enemies in pitch black
>I'm the one whose job is cutting the power
>we got a mission, gotta take out this incubi faggot that was discovered to be a spy, for relaying intel to a Lilim
>he's all alone in an estate in the country side, reportedly doesn't have a monster with him, probably nostrum'd to become a demonic faggot
>job will be easy, we just get in and get out
>we arrive at night discreetly in our truck and stack up on the house, they give me the signal and I cut the power, the other nine guys burst in through the windows and doors
>hear gunfire going off briefly and then it stops
>I reckon the boys smoked that bastard quickly
>.....but they ain't coming back
>probably should just radio but I decide to step in and see what's up
>all my mates are out cold on the floor with concussions
>literally all got beat down by a Kikimora maid and her fucking broom
>she chastises me for "nearly waking mastah up and causing such a big mess"
>go to point my smg at her and she shakes her head
>"Ah ah, would not do that if were you, unless have prayed that bullet will touch Kiki before she's behind you."
>feel a cold sweat run down my forehead and drop the gun
>just turn away and start running back to the truck to getaway before she calls up some sisters or friends and tells them she has free men
>I'm just gonna drive back to the extraction point and tell the CO the other men are RIA (raped in action)
FUCK THIS
This is SOME BULLSHIT
How the fuck is a single Kiki enough to take our whole goddamn team out like that? BULLSHIT MAN THIS IS PURE BULLSHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

Buyers all around beware. THe recently established market platform Mamonozon has been recently accused of consistently replacing items with mamono in their orders. Here are some of the stories just in the last week.
>Customer wanted to buy a new refrigerator after old one broke. Was delivered a Tsurara onna instead. After him arguing with her about how he was supposed to keep his food refrigerated, the Tsurara onna proceeded to cast a spell on his old fridge, keeping the interior to perfect temperature without any outside imput, and then proceeded to "also cool anon off"(her own words).
>Wanting to buy a new lawnmower, a customer was delivered a Holstaur instead. He mocked her, saying that by the time she would finish eating one side of the lawn the other would have grown to full. However, by the time he finished laughing, his front yard was perfect lenght. Customer states "Having a self powered lawnmower that you can even get milk out of is pretty good, actually."
>Customer wanted to buy a roomba, but got a suspiciously slimy piece of gelatine. "It giggles and murmurs sometimes, but it's pretty good at cleaning."
>Wanting to buy a flint iron for a camping trip, the customer recieved an unnecessarily big package, containing several layers of insulation and a "miniature" salamander, advertizing herself as a multipurpose survival tool.
I advise everyone to be cautios against shady sellers in this new platform.

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>>46231278
Monsters are op, I hate it too but you should accept it. I quit after another pathetic defeat and losing a few fingers, being a sapper is worthless when they can smell mines, repair bridges with magic or bath in fire. Meanwhile, you need to be careful about everything, pray the chief goddess for a crumb of power and have to entertain the retard "heroes" who lose in the first minutes. At least booze is cheap and the retirement pay is ok.

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>>46231279
What do I order to get a dragon zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231317
yoghurt machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231323
That could be any undead really. You need to specifically buy a jumbo yoghurt machine with grape flavoring addon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231350
>grape flavoring addon.

[Anonymous No.]

Penis in reptile cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231412
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46222961
Comfy hebi is comfy

[Anonymous No.]

Lamia X cheshire hybrid. Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231438
Hebi can't be comfy
She's always spazzing about what her husband is doing at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231481
What if her husband is doing her? Do hebis who's husbands are purely loyal start considering themselves as an rival?

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>>46231278
It's not fair man, we never win... The last time I had a deployment, my team was supposed to take down this Demon and her Imp and Devil cronies for smuggling Demon Silver weapons into the border and we lost so hard that, the Demon let us win out of pity and take her smuggled shipments. We suck so hard the Monsters have to hand us the Ws... I don't want to keep losing! I want to win sometimes for real man! It's driving me insane!

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>>46231426
Imagine how confused and embarrased a lamia would be when her husband asks her to do it with her cloaca. Just showing him her wet reptilian tailhole and how she can tighten it.

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>>46231504
>Do hebis who's husbands are purely loyal start considering themselves as an rival?
Ah yes, the yandere Uroboros

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231504
Then she will find something to complain anyway like "husband I had a dream when you were cheating on me!" That's why you don't talk to hebis and just get a regular Lamia

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>>46231519
>letting your Hebi sleep.
See, that's the real problem here. You are supposed to keep her awake all night, you wurmbrain.

[Anonymous No.]

Marrying a hebi sounds exhausting. I think I'll just look for a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231508
Then join the winning team.

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>>46231539
I'm not joining the Monsters, they literally transform every facet of life into a schizo sex cult. You guys literally worship a DEMON Lord. Monsters encourage "Alps" aka trannies, the Order doesn't we kill them instead. Monsters don't kill anyone because they're pussies, Order kills anyone that disagrees and that makes them the winner so its good enough for me. Even if we never win I'd rather be with the team that isn't globohomo. You guys somehow managed to make marriage into a creepy concept.

Order 4 lyfe

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>>46230941
Imps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231586
All new imp content must include the MGERPG baby talk

[Anonymous No.]

i don't like that snake she gives me the hebi jeebies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231539
That's what I thought at first but then I was just sitting on a dragon while she flew around breathing fire on the Order troops. I quit fighting after a week because there was no challenge to it.

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>Monster girls are unbeatable
Fake. I defeated this elf and made her into my milk maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231749
You defeated a recently monsterized elven woman that had yet to master her new abilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231602
I don't have a problem with that. I sometimes enjoy bratty baby talk and imps are most obvious exemplars of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster makes the best cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231812
>Ahem.
"Miss Automaton!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231835
That's mass produced slop

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231851
And there goes all hope of people recognizing my excellent browser cookies joke.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the best resist stat to invest in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231889
Cookies resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231891
>t. Troll just makes brownies instead
>instaloss
All too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not lose to trolls and their man hands!
Just keep the old kots away from me

[Anonymous No.]

I will lose to trolls and their big, meaty, large, huge, imposing, gripping, grabby, dexterous, gigantic, powerful, swiping, juggernautian, tanky, bulky, CUTE hands!
Old kots are welcome too.

[Anonymous No.]

Any tips for making my apartment cupid-proof?

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>>46231568
>"Based and knight pilled, imagine pairing yourself with those disgusting abominations, may the chief goddess have pity on those race traitors"
>"No not you my fluffy partner, you're one of the good ones"
How do you deal with sad cats?

[Anonymous No.]

I know all your fetishes anon. I looked at your search history!
Yes... even THAT one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232095
What's she gonna do about my muscle fetish? I don't see her pumping iron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232095
I'm about to get vored, aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh not so smug after she gets exhausted into immobilization by her own fat tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232118
Real shame.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys fuck your wives If they reverted to their past DL monster form? I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232572
>my lamia wife is now extra lamia-e
Oh the horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232095
chesh wouldn't let me live my fetish down if she knew

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230204
Damn elves, treating humans like kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232572
It would be incredibly chuuni for them to turn back into one person but yeah, probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232572
What's a pre dl werecat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232572
>Lamia now looks like a Viper from XCOM
Still would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232572
>Ryu in her pre-DL form
>"Like this? Anon you're such a pervert"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231851
its stupid proof though and portable

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232572
>Sandworm
Are we talking about past DL monster form with past DL monster disposition and values? If so, I'm food.
Or are we just talking about her body only? If so, I'm food.

Regardless, I don't think human genitalia is compatible with whatever pre-DL genitalia sandworms had. Probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, or maybe you just ejaculate on her shell? I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232095
So are you doing to give me a tour of your digestive tract now or are you just gonna bully me about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232681
If you really want to know what monsters looked liked before the Demon Lord just open any D&D monster manual. I’d feel bad for gazer-anon his wife goes completely spherical

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232869
They're nothing for werecats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46222961

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is Shog good for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232681
Lamia (at least the basic variant) is one of the few cases were it'd be weird if her looks were different.
>>46232947
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Lycanthrope
They even got werebats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233066
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233067
This is a cait sith, not a werecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233107
The difference is that DL was able to fix the Werecats.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Living on the coast is dangerous business.
I hear that the weresharks are learning magic to change their tails into feet for land assaults.
I hear you can even see them practicing on the beach late at night.

[Anonymous No.]

In my demon realm human males can't age past 14

[Anonymous No.]

DL more like Dopey Loser lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233146
logans run + mamano

[Anonymous No.]

CG more like Cock Gobbler lmao

[Anonymous No.]

what do i do
my troll momster doesnt want to make me tendies anymore.....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

DL more like Deformed Lardass lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232572
ugh, that give me nasty /tg/ flashbacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233169
But instead of "termination" it's just age drained by succs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233066
You betcha!

[Anonymous No.]

>pe-do c-p files 2024.

>forced to lick a hellhound's ass.

>real shota rapes.

[Anonymous No.]

Dress little brown girls in fertility priestess outfits
Grope nopan lolinubises

[Anonymous No.]

How much dangerous is a monster when you can’t see her eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to submit a letter of complaint to the MGC city council.
I was promised a 'vibrant community' when I moved in yet I have not once been accosted, detained, assaulted, kidnapped, proactively romanced, nor even suffered a break-in by cute monster girls while I have lived here.

I demand a monster girl with a 'robust and well structured' physique by the end of next week or else I will be launching a suit under the city bylaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233370
Remember the Jeff chapter from Half Life Alyx?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233370
Get a haircut, hippie.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233464

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233477
My face goes there

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233370
It's a coinflip between ridiculously shy and being able to bury you through snu-snu. Sometimes, they're both

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233464
>>46233493
Do it really be like so?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Vaca

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233570
Why does she have to maintain eye contact while doing that

[Anonymous No.]

What sounds mamono vaginas make

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233824
the obvious
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
>GET ME PREGNANT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46230009
Why does he do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233830
mamonos vaginas can speak? thats pretty awkward dude imagine meeting some fox girl at the bus stop or something and she goes all shy and um hi anon and her vagina screams at you COME OVER HERE AND FUCK ME SILLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233824
>bebububudabo
>bububudabo
>bebububudabo
>bububudabo

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233875
>aeiou

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233850
Astroturfing, mental illness or most likely a combination of both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46232572
>Kraken
As /d/ as it sounds, I’d say yes if not for the problem illustrated by >>46232837 or the very real possibility of drowning

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233824
>fill a balloon partly with water
>hold it in the air
>smack it in a rhythmic, consistent pattern
and that's what fucking a mermaid is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233880
>horned fox
Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233899
Weird.
Good thing I love a bit of talk about monster musume and ishozoku.
What political parties do you think would exist in a monster girl setting?
>the beastmen party that are suspiciously green oriented
>the egyptian knock off party that just wants to inject egyptian culture and build pyramids
>the adventurers guild party/lobby that pushes for massive subsidies to their mercenary work.
In a world of monster girls racial interest groups must make up a majority of political bickering. Goblins, gnomes, and dwarfs all fighting over access to mining resources would be just the start of it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go to the therapist and sit down and tell her all my problems, like how I've always been an awkward loner afraid of criticism and that's why I never bothered to make friends or see people and all the loneliness has driven me into unhinged habits and how I struggle with the dilemma of getting rid of bad fetishes I've picked up and coexisting with people I hate without wanting to resort to killing them and my general debilitating detachment to reality
Except my therapist is a random Ushi-Oni I found in the woods a few days ago and have been getting to listen to me by bringing her food like a bunch of steaks and stuff.
I wonder what my therapist will do to help me

[Anonymous No.]

Don't go into Maus town, Anon, the rats are just waiting to swarm a guy like you in there.
And their 'families' are more than willing to just drag you into an alley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234051
Don't be ridiculous, there's no hidden undercity of rats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234053
Listen, I know everyone calls the rodent quarter small but its anything but!
it runs deep, deep underground, after all how can our city have so many large rats in such a small place?
Even the hinezumi live in the zipangu quarter but them? No, those mice are up to something.

[Anonymous No.]

Barb woke up from his slumber of elves and drew a Lich
https://files.catbox.moe/rz6lpk.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234082
That's why I always drain my used oil in the gutter, fuck you rats, drown or burn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234162
A very good lich, although one must wonder why she deemed such important work safety garments unnecessary

[Anonymous No.]

I got blocked and warned for making a post about an ushi therapist just now
ahem
Janny is a tranny, janny is a tranny, janny is a tranny
Janny you are ok? Are you ok? Are you okay, janny?

Janny is a tranny, janny is a tranny, janny is a tranny
Janny you are ok? Are you ok? Are you okay, janny?

Janny is a tranny, janny is a tranny, janny is a tranny
Janny you are ok? Are you ok? Are you okay, janny?

[Anonymous No.]

Mice get stressed if the room is too bright so always remember to set the mood right before tickling your mouse wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234174
she's completely disregarding the fundamentals of laboratory safety. what if she spills something caustic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234181
I love to figure out what word triggered the auto-warn system. Always a good riddle.

[Anonymous No.]

Forgot your water bottle again anon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234233
Sleeping pronebone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234239
Why not marry safe science if you love it so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234247
>Pull tail
Tamed.

[Anonymous No.]

Best monwife to help me heal up from chronic pain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234239
Liches are exceptionally durable, able to resist most basic forms of damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234288
lich-san... you can't just keep saying that to the workplace safety inspectors... you are going to lose your hazardous chemical license...

[Anonymous No.]

>"You are a mere human and nothing more. You are just a worthless ape, you will only live one small lifetime compared to my hundreds of them. You would be better extinct, human. You are weak and unwise, you are ugly and cruel. You mean nothing, to nobody. You get it? Nobody loves you... and nobody will miss you after I kill you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234312
Yeah I guess you're right. I should forget about dragons and go settle down with a human woman like the Chief God intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234309
License?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234312
.....
.........
..............
I'm still not going with you to the ryu naked baths.
Bathing naked infront of others that's just shameless and wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234312
I tell her to just do it already and then sit and watch to see how she plans to "kill" me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234260
Every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234312
Now that one deserves a good gaping

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234312
Sounds like someone is in dire need of correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234162
Barb = God

Damn I love Liches

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234312
anon silently waits for the killing blow that will never come.

[Anonymous No.]

Bully beastgirls in heat
Do manticores go into heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234440
Imagine trying to bully a batcat like picrel

[Anonymous No.]

need more wurm images

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234461
is she suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234522

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234532
floridan swamp cow
give me morem please

[Anonymous No.]

WURM IS FUCKING STUPID!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to the Succubus Maid Cafe. Yes, you can take the Succubus maid that serves you home with you. What will you be having?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234561
Stupidly in love with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234565
Blueberry cream pie and a milk tea, please.

[Anonymous No.]

Unfortunately, having three heads does not make multiwurm three times smarter. It does however make her three times more likely to rape you at any given moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234565
Can I get directions to the Human cafe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234561
and is perfect for me
>>46234565
wheres the wurm maid pub

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234312
This is how evil dragons should act.
>Get man
>breed
>abandon
As the real demon lord intended.

[Anonymous No.]

wurm miad
wrm maid
wirmmaid
if i say it enought times it must become real right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234312
>Malef being all haughty and mocking anon for being a "mere ape"
>tells him to get down on his knees and worship her scaly feet
>anon releases the valve on his raging mushroom inhaler, puts his hand on her shoulder and goes
>"do you feel in charge?"

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46234312
>Anon blast his head off with a shotgun and on front of the malef
Your turn lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234565
Black coffee and a scone.
Which is weird because I don't nomally go to cafes
Or eat alone at places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234528
Obviously, she's in pain and not getting her fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234654
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234642
Rigor mortis means she still gets what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234312
>give her the cookie jar from the top shelf
>she calms down and behaves again
Every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234665
Gruesome and cruel but it's indeed a win. I don't see a counter move

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get into a sniper duel with a Cupid using a ghillie suit and a DMR against her Demon Silver bolt action rifle and aerial sniping. I'll lose but it'll be exhilarating and I'm still gonna be dramatic and demand she "finish me off" when she tags me and hovers over my limp paralyzed body after I fall out the tree I was hiding in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234312
someoe would
my wurm wife
so if thats all, im goig to go back home and have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234760
>Anon's idea of flirting is the End bossfight from MGS3
Sounds fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234685
Raised by Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234760
I will bring a PKM and full body armor to the "sniping duel"

[Anonymous No.]

>Portaled to MGE world
>Land in desert sands
>Stand up
>Take 5 steps
>Sandworm erupts from ground below
>Eats me
>Now live as a glorified piece of candy in her mouth
>Haven't seen the sun in 4 days
I know they mean well, but this spawn camping bullshit needs to stop. All I wanted to do was to buy some souvenirs of the Desert Kingdom to take back home. Now, I live in a worm's digestive tract, and its tongue won't let go of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46234942
At least she has wifi.

[Anonymous No.]

fucking noobs. sandworms can be tamed easily with bongos. not too different from taming sneks with flutes.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to sweaternap several dozen fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

im going to see the welsh bunny girls
i hope they are small and cute like their english sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235058
>Anon goes to sweaternap fairies
>Catches 3 of them
>Goes for 4th
>4th one is actually a pixie
>Pixie uses her size magic to grow herself and shrink anon simultaneously
>Anon is now like a little boy compared to the pixie
>The fairies are now free
>Pixie "sweaternaps" anon in return
>The fairies cheer her on
Be careful of your targets, anon. Confirm that what you're indeed sweaternapping is a fairy and not a pixie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235076
My goal is to eventually get sweaternapped by a Titania while I'm in the middle of my own sweaternapping spree.

[Anonymous No.]

>To defeat the dark lord, the party must consult a local shaman

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235090
Still, be careful. Those pixies are mischievous!

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna steal some candy from the local Sabbath. They won't know what hit 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

Cupids are too strong, so instead I will attack Miss Houri, who is weak and cannot possibly fight back. Then I will be able to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235103
>anon proceeds to get put into a chokehold by a small houri until his face is red

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235125
>All while having the sweetest smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235125
This is not fucking fair, how can a shitty little Houri be that strong? I just want to win against a Monster (nonsexually)....

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235156
Faith, steel, and gunpowder, anon. These are all you need.

[Anonymous No.]

You are now thinking about how lamias slither on the ground; how their head doesn't bob up and down with each step since they lack legs. How instead, their torso shifts from left to right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235162

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235156
Stick to bullying fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

HaHA, now that I am inside my suit of armor, I am safe from manticore spines, those dumb batcats will never get me now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235162
i think it's neat they can pretend to be taller or shorter to suit their prey's preferences

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235180
You WILL lose to Batcat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235171
she beat me in arm wrestling...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235215
>spines in the back
Paralyzed forever. Poor thinking on her part.

[Anonymous No.]

All mamano have potential to be swole, even the ones you wouldn't think as such.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235156
Why do you think you need to be able to say you've beaten up somebody without provocation before for you to think you're a "winner" anyway, anon? That sounds like you have issues. Don't worry, Miss Houri is a specialist, she can help you get over them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Truffle matango
>Very rich and high class

[Anonymous No.]

Stalking Miss Hebi before she has a chance to do it to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235234
holy shit, she could hide in that tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235162
im always thinking about thos; lamias

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235262
She already knows you're stalking her. She likes it. In fact, it makes it easier for her to stalk you stalking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235247
You don't get it, I just want to be able to say I can beat some Monsters. It doesn't have to be all of them, I just want to be able to say I'm not weaker than the smallest, most pathetic ones! I want to be able to say I can do that on my own, without needing Monster help just to do it! I don't want any outside help, no incubization cheating, no nothing, none of that. I want to be able to do it all on my own, win against a Monster nonsexually, otherwise I'm WORTHLESS. Is that really so much to ask for?! I don't want coddling, I just want to be able to win damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235262
>N-Nani?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235293
isn't that something a child would say?

[Anonymous No.]

letting miss hebi vore you so you are safe in her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>Sandworm licks you with her "tongue" by grabbing ahold of you and holding you close
>Sandworm also shoves her tongue into your mouth while her "tongue" is licking your entire body

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235293
Yeah, you really need Miss Houri's help anon, just be quiet and let her pepper you with kisses, you'll feel better and get over your confidence issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235306
>when the crying, blue fire, and chains don't work

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235250
>keeps trying to sell me an “autohammer” for insane prices with a GremTech logo she obviously covered up

[Anonymous No.]

A travelling merchant except it's a Krampus. A lot of her goods were confiscated from "naughty" people. She offers a good price and is willing to accept payments in coal.
But woe be upon you if you haven't been a good boy recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235324
Thumbnail looks like a goofy monster with a mouth gaping wide open cartoonishly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235306
There are three vore girls now so that's something.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235340
There've been vore girls for a long time in MGE.
I was half-tempted to post a 'wock for the meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235351
You're replying to the same mental patient (who is also currently replying to himself) who was forcing that meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235359
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235359
If the worst of our worries today is an occasional vore poster getting a tad out of line, it's a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235359
The wock meme is ancient.

[Anonymous No.]

get in my belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235215
I will râpé a batcat into submission

[Anonymous No.]

*WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP*
*huff huff* who *huff* mentioned wocks?
We *huff* are a proud race of dragons... *stomach gurgle*
Can we get some food? I haven't eaten since second breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235400
Bitch better spit out that cheshire cat I have a crush on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235405
wock stomach noises are so hot i bet

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock must not discover I have a fetish for same size vore and prefer being the prey...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235405
Jabberwock is banned from the local McDick's for eating the entire stock of food along with a handful of employees.

[Anonymous No.]

/trash/spam mental illness levels critical

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235430
If making a Jabberwock happy is wrong I don't wanna be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235430
god forbid monstergirls actualy act like monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46233570
>Censored with Amy faces
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

I've finally gotten my wife to take a break. She hasn't stopped in hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon walks into the room, wearing a full suit of plate armor
>Monster walks in seconds later from the other side with an oversized novelty can opener

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235549
Now all she needs is to learn to wear pants

[Anonymous No.]

>Never heard of Earth before. What's it like? Do you miss it?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I deal with a yandere Kikimora? She's my childhood friend but she's getting a bit erratic because I didn't accept her offer to become my maid...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235646
Take her as your maid

[Anonymous No.]

What does your mg do when she's alone at home? Masturbate? Code Python? Install Gentoo Linux?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235655
But I don't NEED a maid, I take care of myself and do my own chores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235668
Then take her as your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235324
I cast a fortify mercantile spell by 1000 points for 1 second before talking to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235580
Pushing that belly would be so refreshing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235677
But I don't WANT a wife. I can't afford to raise kids and I prefer my peace and quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235663
Set up the rape ambushes and/or traps

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235691
Then the only option left is for her to take you as her master/husband

[Anonymous No.]

Ryona shouldn't be ban if doesn't devolve in gore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235706
Well tough luck, she might be my childhood friend but I'm not going to let her mess up the satisfying lifestyle I've built for myself. Kiki won't get far when I file the restraining order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235718
You've made a mistake. See, you yourself said she was yandere for you. This means you ultimately have no choice in the matter.
Enjoy your kiki wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235718
>anon files for restraining order
>the police proceed to restrain anon and leave him tied his bed before giving yandere kiki his house and shackle keys and telling her "good luck"

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna kiss one of a jabberwock's side mouths and completely ignore her main one! What's she gonna do about that, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235710
Ryona is not banned here. You can talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235752
You've sure gotten your share of beatings, seeing all that brain damage.

[Anonymous No.]

Need extensive details into the nature of yan kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235759
Happy wife happy life, anon.
No need big think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235786
> slightly messy hair
> Somewhat lanky
> Very devoted to making sure you are living comfortably
> Has frequent nightmares about her not doing a good enough job and you leaving her
> Due to this her house work is exceptional, but on the very rare occasions she messes up she she breaks down, leading to you having to remind her that you definitely won't leave her over a silly mistake.
> Wants to eventually marry you but not quite sure how to get to that step, usually takes advice from fashion magazines (go about as well as you imagine)
> Gets worried when you talk to other women so tries to not so subtly hint that you are "taken" for the lack of a better word
> scared of insects

[Anonymous No.]

The manticore cant drug me if I drug her first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235820
need to send her on a nice *long* paused holiday

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Sandworm giving your monstefu advice on what men really like
Would this concern you or not?

[Anonymous No.]

If a Hag tries to come after me I will tell her she can have my younger brother who is only 15 instead. He should be much more appealing to a hag than a 26 year old like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236040
She gives bad advice when teaching other monster girls how to deep throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236040
>monsterfu is a hebi
>sandworm tells her she's got to "gobble me up"
It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236040
>dragon mouthplay
I'm okay with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236040
>men love to be covered completely by your spit, head-to-toe

[Anonymous No.]

>>46231279
do you get refunds at least?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, get back in the stable. The centaurs aren't done yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236266
I hate being the salt lick

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236266
done with what?

[Anonymous No.]

Consider budding undead breasts, the ultimate contrast between death and life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236266
Sorry, my ass can't handle more

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236283

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236283
hoof care

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236266
>Things I would never hear because I'm too busy creaming horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

MS. WIGHT PLEASE STEP ON ME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

I get the urge to summon a devil and hug her. I’m losing my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236406
What's wrong with that idea? Devils are good girls. And this one has a SWORD!

[Anonymous No.]

>zombie starts to rise from her grave on a rainy night
>suddenly gets hit on the head by a shovel and yelps
>looks up to see the cranky mortician that works at the Order chapel just up on the hill that the cemetery is attached to kneeling over her
>"No! You don't come out! You go back down and stay down!"
>"Uuuu...oooohhhh!" she moans
>"I don't care! You're DEAD. You stay dead. I'm sick of re-digging and burying these graves and putting you back! Imagine how angry your parents would be if they knew you weren't resting in peace like we said you are! Can't have them getting angry with the church, lass."
>"oo.... ooooouhhhgg..."
>zombie pouts and starts to sink back into the dirt, mortician pats it with his shovel to make sure she doesn't come back out again
>looks over and sees the shy Lich that keeps raising these zombies and chases her off with his shovel
>again
Monsters are so heartless making that man work so hard like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236283
internal horse pussy massage with your penis that grew a lot longer to adapt to work environment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236442
Wtf I don't feel sorry for anyone who'd hit a poor zombie on the head like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236476
Yeah, FUCK that guy. Not literally. NO SEX for that guy is more like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236459
Anon got a horse cock. Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236406
I need a pear shaped devil and shortstack kiki to debate the better way to maid.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i woke up cold and dehydrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236476
>>46236487
You'd hit them too if you knew how annoying it was to have to catch them constantly and put them back in their graves where they belong. That man is a hero doing us a service so Zombies don't overrun our towns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236508
Get that mofu into the kitchen and make me a sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

Cuuupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236542
More like STUUUPIIIID

[Anonymous No.]

MAYBE YOU PEOPLE CAN JUST SIT HERE WHILE THIS HAPPENS BUT NOT ME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236542
She scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46235405
i want that woman
and fatten her up
so i can i have a nice piggy gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236589
Oof, almost a haiku.
>I want that woman
>so I can have a girlfriend
>and fatten her up

[Anonymous No.]

I find it interesting that japanese folklore puts a cap on the power of evil foxes. Those are usually on the level of pranksters. To have godly powers as a Kitsune you must become good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236609
well i want obese wock wife to take to heart attack grill while being build like a stick

[Anonymous No.]

Strategy to defeat an ushi-oni 100% of the time
>Step 1: grab her by the horns
>Step 2: force her down till she’s eye level with you
>Step 3: kiss her
>Step 4: ask her to marry you
If you follow all these steps she’ll be putty in your hands and you’ll acquire a massively overpowered ushi-oni companion

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact: if you refuse to get foxed, kitsune must respect that wish! Go on, try it! Go up to your friendly local fox and just tell her outright! She'll be kind and caring and considerate of your wishes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236508
i want to disappear completely

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236630
Tell me more of your Ushi-Oni Wisdom, Oh Sagacious One!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236630
I would just trace my fingers on her boob fluff swirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236675
Always remember that spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them.

[Anonymous No.]

KYS- Kiss. Your. Servant

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236733
imma go after the wyrm girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236630
But I don't want an ushi companion, I want to BE an ushi's companion

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236733
but that's not proper workplace behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236775
It says right there in the employment contract that it's required as part of the employee compensation package

[Anonymous No.]

how do I win the heart of a Kitsune?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Man kitsune have it so much worse than humans. They have to wait 50 years to obtain wizardry. No wonder they are so desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

lick fox belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236858
Oh no! shiny and sweaty skin my only weakness!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

rub fox cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck is the point of image dumping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236994
As opposed to...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236994
fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236994
the thread needed more foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236630
Alternatively, just use the based mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236733
what is this menacing energy i am picking up

[Anonymous No.]

Cleanse the palette with kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237035
Strange fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237045
Looks like Miss Kiki needs to cleanse a little more thoroughly in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236997
Talking? Image dumping is kind of a waste of post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237057
Ok. Which of the foxes are you most attracted to How would you brush her tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237057
did you have a pressing matter to discuss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237045
Too many foxes have rotted your brain, looks like kiki has to work extra hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237035
You got it. Rate my slimy kiki

[Anonymous No.]

We were having perfectly lovely Ushi posts earlier this evening. Why did the sexiest spiders abandon us to the stinky foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237062
There's only 2 mofus I want to mofu-mofu.
>Kots
>Spiders
And if there were a spiderkot I would insta-lose to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237062
Tail brushing is an extremely complicated matter, and there is no one solution. You need to buy scented oils, and gently comb her tailhair in a single motion, careful not to break any hairs. Special attention needs to be put into the tip. Often times you need to use a slightly darker toned oil for it, to make it stand out. A happy tail is a happy wife, or so they say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46226072
ohoho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237072
I have to admit, sometimes it's a necessity to take off your armor and remind yourself life isn't an eternal war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46225811
believe it or not: actually, canonically true

[Anonymous No.]

>>46236733
>kys
Kill your servant's virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237065
My guy it just feels like the image dumping is done to astroturf and fish for ( You )s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237201
i wouldn't want to abuse my position of authority over a servant

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237201
kiss your succ!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237206
a lot of it is, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237072
You know. You could post Ushis if you really wanted to, but i guess it wasn't that important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237206
>foxes
>in a monster girl thread
Stop freaking out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237219
It's more fun when I feel like I'm not the only one who's into them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237268
o tied watching dragon maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237256
Yeah, i know the feel.

[Anonymous No.]

foxes feel more basic than succubi, they are so lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237327
Nothing is more basic than succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237256
>>46237303
glad to see other Ushi lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237357

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237362
There are only ushi lovers and yet-to-be ushi lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

Ushi's are so icky. I don't like those dumb, ugly brutes, and I hate spiders even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237387
Nothing more satisfying than completing multiple quests at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237462
pregnancy radiant quests are such a chore

[Anonymous No.]

I got you a flower. Which monster would you like to see next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237522
tritonia

[Anonymous No.]

Older Salamanders
>Multiple hour long questline where you face her in more powerful gear with each encounter
>She beats you by narrower margins each battle
>Culminates in a climatic battle on the side of a rain slicked cliff
>She finally admits how much she loves you when you finally get the best of her for the first time.

Modern Salamanders
>Beat her in *popular fighting game*
>Takes you back to her house to fuck

Modern sallys have no creativity now, I swear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237522
pyrow on a date with anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237433
Very true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237522
Bapho grandma cuddling her grandson

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237522
Office Lady Zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237529
gyaru sallys

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237522
Plants with sharp teeth always worry me a little.
A flexible familiar doing some yoga or leg lift would be neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237522
Cait sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237522
Punk/Goth Pyrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237522
Bicorn holding a suspiciously large binder of photos of her friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237522
Oh no!
She's cute!

[Anonymous No.]

I went to the Wight thread on 4mon and called all the Wights "lonely wine aunts" and told they them "depression eat ice cream tubs" and they all started seething
Owned LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237592
They're horse people anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229305
>>46229495

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237522
Gyaru zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237592
And that's how anon was kidnapped and delivered straight to a Wight, never to be seen again.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46229495
I remember one time I saw a squirrel try to run up a smooth part of a tree and it fell to the ground after making it about one meter.
>>46237609
How slippery is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237635
Really should be farming the event Anon, good Ligma from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237637
she looks pretty sweaty and greasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237642
I will never play a gacha again after my brief time in genshin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237649
I won't go into it too much but Genshin has probably the worst events I've ever seen in a Gacha.
Like, pure garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

You should marry hebi
She's a good girl who is rated 10/10 on 4Hebi.com

[Anonymous No.]

>You're a city boy Anon, so you don't see the country mamono. That's fine by you, though.
>Last thing you want is to get dragged off from your easy interweb access and magical girl animes.
>One day, though, you're leaving a coffee shop when SHE arrives.
>A well-composed Ushi Oni dressed in a lady's business suit.
>It can barely contain her voluptuous form, and bits of her spider mofu sneak out between the buttons of her blouse.
>Her legs are perfectly combed and her voluminous fluff has just the faintest scent of roses.
>You thought that all Ushis were cave-dwelling savages, but she's clearly speaking in clipped corporate lingo on her cell phone, oblivious to you.
>You hold open the door for her to get in, and she nods briskly.
>Then proceeds to slooooooowly squeeze her body into the doorframe.
>She doesn't even look embarrassed. She must do this all the time.
>Can't help but stare as she passes you by.
>You catch yourself sighing as you let the door close behind her and walk away.

>You slowly sip your coffee as you saunter down the street.
>Still can't get that gorgeous Ushi out of your head.
>Feel a sudden chill and a shadow behind you.
>Knowing the drill, you stand aside--there must be a mamono who wants to get past you.
>She doesn't, though.
>She walks beside you, the sexy Ushi from the coffee shop.
>Without a word, she scoops you up into her arms, pulling you into a princess carry.
>Instinctively you put your arms around her neck and nuzzle into her decolletage.
>She smiles and adjusts her hold on you to free an arm.
>Pulling out her cell phone, she makes a call.
>"Hello?"
>There's a pause.
>"Yeah, I have to call in today."
>After a moment, she answers.
>"No, married."
>You can't help yourself.
>You pull yourself up to the ear that's not covered with a phone.
"Take your seal off, Baby," you whisper.
"I promise to make it worth it when they arrest you."

"And that's how your mom and I got arrested for criminal public sex!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237688
>hellhound gf pushing hebi into dirt
where she belongs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237688
>4Hebi
>Trusting that doxxing s

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237688
Can I have more than 1 hebiwife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237697
very carefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237697
Maybe if they're twins
Otherwise you will see nothing but wacky hijinks as each hebi tries to steal you away from the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237692
tfw no overprotective hellwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237715
>>46237701
I will marry as many hebi as possible

[Anonymous No.]

A single Hellhound against 100 Order soldiers wielding longswords and spears. You wouldn't believe who wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237721
Hebi and hellhound comedy duo wives, like yin and yang

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237725
get yourself a yamata no orochi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237725
RYUS HATE HIM!
LEARN ANON'S HEBI MARRIAGE SECRETS!
CLICK HERE NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237730
that sounds like hell unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237730
>hellhound rubs chestfluff on you to mark you with her scent
>Hebi thinks it's another woman's perfume

[Anonymous No.]

Shout into the void post.
I need a black sclera abomination from beyond the stars girls, that will loom over me in my daily life like a lovercraftian concept of personal curse but will instantly turn into a cuddly, vaguely resembling a person entity that loves me just because she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237773
the abyss keeps gazing at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237735
One is hot
One is cold
One is needily jealous
The other is jealously needy
One is the shield that protects your smile
The other is the sword that protects your smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237782
Well don't be rude, say hello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237726
There is no realistic way she wins, even if she is a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237800
>say hi
>the abyss somehow blushes
uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237821
But Anon, her husband is in danger, as the Order will slay him as a heretic. So, you see, she *cannot* lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237830
>can't lose
>suddenly single hellhound
>can lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237822
Local man seduces the infinite void.
More at 11

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Mamano wedding clothes would be wedding dress themed stripper outfits in human societies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46237830
>kill her husband instead of hesitating to do so for some reason
>now she is mortal
Not beating 100 men on her own, sorry man, just not happening. Monsters can't always win.

[Anonymous No.]

>Order kills a hellhound's husband.
>Hellhound utters a quiet prayer to Hel, and to the Demon Lord.
>"Forgive me, for what I am about to do."
>Before she could land her first killing blow, a valkyrie blocks her swipe, and a phalanx of angels forms around her and her husband.
>Ye olde fashioned LIGHT BEAM appears, and Anon is resurrected from the dead.
>A valkyrie passes a gruesome scythe to the hellhound.
>"Go! Extract vengeance."
>No Order Soldier returned home from that battle.
>All fell to the Hellhound's Demon Scythe, sent to Hel for correction.
Because it's fuckin' hugbox setting and that is NOT compatible with order soldiers murdering a perfectly innocent husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, it is March, which means Leprechauns are out and about.
There is no joke, just run, they have shillelaghs and are not afraid to use them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46238011
>they have shillelaghs
I don't know what those are but I know I'm taking a freckled ginger shortstack home with me tonight!

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>>46238026
Is basically a walking stick with a large 'knob' at the end that can double as a club.
That being said, dream the dream and acquire a shortstack that you partially understand.

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>>46238038
Just leave some guinness and a potato under a box with a stick holding it up and you’re sure to catch one.

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>>46238038
>that you partially understand
I find it hot that I cannot understand my wife in terms of language

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>>46237993
>mass murder is okay if some shitter dies because..... le monster husband
Posts like these genuinely make me think the Order are the good guys.

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>>46238122
All the soldiers have to do is not kill people.

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>>46238125
>all the soldiers have to do is not what their profession is literally about that they know they're going to do when they willingly become a soldier
>every soldier must LIKE killing instead of just following orders
>soldiers couldn't possibly have reasons for being soldiers (ie; protecting their country and people), no they must be all super evil they all need to be killed super brutally in gory ways and denied happy endings just because

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>>46238133
Yeah, fuck all jackboots of any nation or army. You have no excuses, if you join a killing profession it's because you wanted to kill. Soldiers are all cucks, they don't deserve happiness.

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>>46238133
>the Order are the good guys.
>just following orders
And who gives the orders?