Monster Girl Thread

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>>42886183

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>>42886183
A cupid demon?

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THIS is what peak peak anubis looks like.

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>>42886236
>choco
more like charcoal

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>>42886236
der neger

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>https://files.catbox.moe/t9thzt.mp4
repost for new thread since i posted it rather late in

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>>42886215
Eros demon in full hunter cosplay gear.
> "Be vewwy, vewwy quiet! I'm hunting Anons!"
Her husband is into some weird shit, but she's here for it.
Even if she thinks he's a little daffy sometimes.

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>>42886207
I thought only kind monsters had puffy vulvas.

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>>42886367
imagine charcoal demon with glowing red eyes

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I'm thirsty, thirsty for Troll milk

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>>42886183

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>>42886599
Glowing red eyes are a sign of imminent rape, and also a sign of evil.

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>>42886817
Did you draw? Looks good

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I fell asleep to the anon who's making the Bloodborne Sabbath crossover it sounds really neat, chaos werewolf gals are a god tier idea in their own right alone

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>>42886865
No Anon, they're a sign of friendliness and love. The brighter the glow, the more loving they are

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>>42886937
Red is the color of love after all

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>>42886975
Yeah it's especially true in hellhounds case, the greater the fire in the eyes the more cuddley they get

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>>42887106
10/10 will bully

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>>42887159

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>>42887106
ancient

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>>42887106
auntie chesh who isn't allowed near me since she taught me about sex when i was 10

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>>42887115
Who's more wily- a fox or a demon? Who tricks anon into marriage first?

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>>42887106
if cheshire 3 is so good why isn't there cheshire 4?

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>>42887273
Foxes, never trust a fox it's like asking for rape correction

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>>42887273
the tanuki who owns the chapel, the bridal dress store, and the place you work at

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>>42887309
You can't improve cheshire3.

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>>42887309
you can't handle her

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>>42886183
>Cupid demon
No! My one weakness!

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>>42887365
what are the new features added between cheshire 2 and 3?
>>42887366
can I fix her?

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>>42887273
The fox, it starts as you doing some chores at her shrine and next thing you know what you thought was just a platonic thing you are laying in her lap and surrounded by the sweet caress of her tails and don't want to escape her fluffy clutches.

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>>42887386
not that way, she is way too sexy for you

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>>42887382

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>>42887382
I love this nerd

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You know there's something off about this angel...

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>>42887273
Foxes are 100% going to trick you into a marriage. A fox could literally fabricate an entire relationship to Vixen Von Stupanon and then you find out on the wedding night that you married an ancient fox hag and her entire side of the family was so weirdly supportive because she's almost a thousand.

Demons are 100% going to lawyer you into a marriage. Much more upfront since you're going to have to sign something or agree to something. And if you're into negotiating she's going to see it as foreplay, so the longer you can go without signing the more likely it is you'll get a good deal.

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>>42887309
Here is your Cheshire 4, happy?

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>>42887394
Queen of Hearts, I am going into the Order Realms, and I require your sexiest Cheshire.
>>42887419
uhm... I'll stick to the previous version till they patch the paws back in.

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>>42886921
Oh you mean this I got a prologue potential ready if I plan to make it a thing.
>Somewhere deep in the woods The sabbath was trying to find more knowledge for their perverted rituals so they looked to the stars to get answers.

>Though they didn’t get a answer at first that days became weeks and weeks became months with no answer in sight until a bloodmoon happened at the same time the Sabbath were doing their nightly rituals and somebody finally did answer.

>“Maybe we should just give up this is getting pointless now” one Baphomet said who had bags under her eyes from getting lack of sleep.

>“Don’t be like that, the boss will get angry if she sees you slacking off” a Bluish Familiar said to the tired Baphomet.

>That was than a big boom from the sky was heard and all the Sabbath girls ran outside to check what happened.

>A very mature squid-like mamono with red patterns across her body descended from the blood colored moon and told the sabbath girls, that she would be their mother and goddess now and that she will give them the knowledge to exact her perfect perverted world.

>So she gave the Sabbath her essence which was secretly her titty milk and they started to sell it to a nearby city called Yharnam.

>”With my very essence you give to the mortal people you will make my dream come true” The Bloodmoon Goddess told her followers with a smile on her face.

>Yharnam wasn’t prepared for what was to come to their city after getting the usual milk sent to them through their food and drink shipments.

>That the change was just beginning for the citizens and soldiers of the small city that lives on the outskirts of Order territory.

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>>42887273
Demons will trick try to subtly seduce you, and then nail you with legal and bureaucratic methods to seal the deal. First she brings you lunch at work because she 'made extra' and 'didn't want it to go to waste'. Next you're carpooling home because she lives near you, and then she's spending time in your apartment to 'help' and sooner or later all the low cut shirts and tight pants will wear down your restraint.
A fox will be more overt- inviting you to drinks after work, constantly touching your arm, 'accidentally' brushing her chest against you, and then before you know it you're both in a cab sucking face. You could have sworn she matched you drink for drink, but she seems surprisingly sober...

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>>42887436
Yeah it's a good prologue

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>>42887523
Typical shameless behaviour from a terminal mofu addict.

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>>42887417
>I'll never be tricked by an ancient fox or demon into a loving marriage
This gay ass world sucks

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>>42887404
Cute nerd
anyone have the pic of her reading a book that says am I retarded? My file got corrupted sadly

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>>42887545
Just noticed I did do some spelling mistakes that when it says usual milk it should be unusual milk instead.

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>>42887523
I see you, doctor.

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>>42887523

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>m'lord

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>>42887676
imma sleep with her single vampire aunt cause of this, just gotta clear her castle

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>>42887576
Not quite the same but it's something

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>>42887390
Anon no, if she gets her tails on you she'll turn you into a helpless addict! You don't want to be a mofu addict right

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>>42887644
Miss Fox's Box is chockablock
With metal cocks she hoovered up
She bluffed Anon and now he's chuffed
To rape her bum like a loli slut
Burmashave

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>>42887759
monsters are sexier when they are bigger than me

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>>42887676
>ywn tease a dhampir into snapping and draining you

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>>42887788
I agree yet somehow my waifu ended up being a shorty

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>>42887814
She just hasn’t hit her growth spurt yet

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>>42887886
Small fish is very small and hydrodynamic though

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How do I raise my hag and dork resist so I don't get oneshot when the portals open?

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>42887386
I hate smug cats but if she has breasts this large then maybe...

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>>42887788
I'm a slut for tall monsters

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>>42887988
Here's your plan, Anon:
> 1. Figure out which kinds of hags and dorks you're most interested in.
> 2. Write up something really pithy about it. Something like "plz kiki hags only". Use a big font for ease of reading as older mamono often have poor vision.
> 3. When the portals open, tape the sign to your body on your front side, where mamono will see it prior to rape.
> 4. At this point, you can be pretty sure an appropriate mamono will be dispatched while some of the more stable mamono (lookin' at you, Dullahans!) keep their eyes on you for safekeeping
Good luck, Anon!

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>>42887535
I like it when a monstergirl looks like a final boss.

>>42887676
I bet she's the kind to have an old school musket collection just because they're "cool".

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Why does cowifying something always make it 10x better?

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>>42887988
You can't. Some dweeby succubus is going to stumble through the portal, start a monologue, trip, and break her glasses. Then she'll pull out her phone that has a little anime figure attached to it and try to call her mom. You'll see that her wallpaper is an art commission of (you). She'll start crying and you'll have no choice but to marry her on the spot to spare her the indignity of her own existence.

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>>42888119
>>42888174
If they're anything like that Kiki I stand no chance...

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>>42887414
Don't be racist, she just has a skin condition. We should do what she says and let monsters into our cities, she's clearly an angel so no need to question her motives, this nun even told me so.

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>>42887911
Later.

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>get a restraining order against ms hebi
>she still stalks you but now she wears shibari while she does it

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>>42888151
I'd absolutely swoon if a big dhampir showed me her old musket collection.

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>>42888151
matchlock and flintlock? oh baby

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>>42888209
I'd be more worried about what happened to her hands.

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>>42887911
Still one of my all time favorite images.

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Post your best black harpy pics please!

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Hello thread. It is sunday, and once again I am asking you to tell me about your mge wife.

What's she look like? How did you meet? What's her personality? How does she express affection? What are her goals? What are her fears? Things like that.

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Alright I made a plan for the parts for my MGE Bloodborne crossover in a four part order when I finally get my AO3 account running, but might add more parts to this when new ideas come to me.
Part 1-Prologue
Part 2-The Hunters & Werewolves
Part 3-Spiritual Side of Yharnam
Part 4-Vicar Andrew: Birth of a Chaos Incubus

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>>42888323
Closest I've got is an unscrupulous reporter.

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>>42888366
>Human arms and hands
Ew

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>>42888373
Opposable thumbs are generally a requirement for professional photography.

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>>42886554
snek in motion is nice

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>>42888383
I'm not interested in photography. I'm interested in wing hugs, happy smiles, petty thievery, and familial, gang-like activities.

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>>42888468
Wish we ha a black harpy version of this shirt meme.

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>"hey, anon, want to play the rape game?"
>n-no, not really...
>"that's the spirit!"

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>>42888505
Ahh, I remember that meme. An oldie but a goodie.

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>>42888482
My lap is cold without smug smol fox to fill it

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>>42888609
a vulnerable state of mind

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>>42888562
I remember when we didn't have to put up with the walking pile of diseased feces that is you in these threads. Good times.

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>>42888649
I am vulnerable to over-confident little mofu

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>>42888354
Started to work on Part-2 and I’m just wondering what I should add next or how I’m doing with this part.
>The first step in the Bloodmoon goddess’s plans was a success that a lot of human women in the city of Yharnam started to change into beast Mamonos full of lust looking for a man to call their own after they drank her essence.

>Which the people of Yharnam called the recent mamono outbreak a issue that needed to be dealt with so a group of specialized soldiers were formed called the hunters to combat the mamono problem.

>Though these hunters were all good hearted inside and only detain and capture the rowdy mamonos in special prisons who were birthed from the otherworldly essence.

>That the hunters were a sort of police force to stop any funny business caused by the more crazier Mamonos.

>Some hunters even married some of the recently transfigured Mamonos that the hunters’s energies give off signals to certain monster girls those hunters want.

>For being on the outskirts of order territory and far from their influence the city of Yharnam has always been compassionate to monster kind and give them a welcoming hand.

>Which leads us to our main protagonists five young male hunters were dealing with a Chaos Werewolf gang problem who were stealing goods like usual.

>The tall red head one of the hunter group named Issac was dealing with the leader of the gang which her name was Rebecca, she was a very muscular wolf girl with Double D breasts and a punch to break solid stone.

>“How many times has it been Rebecca, like this is the seventh time this week you and your gang has caused trouble in this city I will put a stop to your villainy here and now” Issac said to the raging chaos wolf.

>“Oh yeah I want to see you try” Rebecca retorted back angrily but deep down she always loved her interactions she got with Issac and one day she would make him all hers.

>The youngest of the group Seth was trying to get out of the arms of the oldest member of the Chaos wolf gang and was getting smothered by the wolf hag’s massive E cup chest.

>“Somebody save me from this hag!” Seth exclaimed which made the older werewolf pout, “I’m not that old” she said even though she was that old.

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>>42888373
There is nothing wrong with birds who have human arms/hands.
Aside from looking too similar to angels, that is.

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You know what would be a fun story? A Conan-style barbarian discovering Chaos Monsters.

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>>42888693
what's wrong with them is that they're not ms griffon

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>>42888710
Hope he gets a small blob shog companion.

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What do you expect of Hound of Tindalos? What if she kabedons you in corners? What if she take overprotection so far you literally merge with her chest fluff or some shit?

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>>42888722
Hopefully she's like a cousin to hellhound, rapey like hellhound but insane like cheshire.

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>>42888717
And together they cross the Hyperborean world?

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>>42888722
You become tentacle heads on her back do to her overprotectiveness that you will plow that eldritch dog ass almost all day.

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>>42888722
You are really getting far too hyped over something that might come out in the next five years.

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>>42888606
me like big thunder thighs

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>>42888722
one woman harem thanks to time bs
getting raped by her younger, contemporary and future self, maybe being thrown through time for funsies.

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>>42888710
>Mindflayer-chan attempts to tentacle his brain
>Takes psychic backlash from how stupid he is

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>>42888752
I said Conan-style

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>>42888680
Looks really good, I live the idea of hunter being police man

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>>42882207
Fair points.

>>42888752
>Conan the Barbarian
>Stupid
I fucking hate zoomers. I hate you.

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>>42888766
When did zoomers decide Conan was stupid? His defining feature was hating magic, so he needs loli correction.

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>>42888775
if you've no context for a character other than a name barbarians don't often come across as philosophers

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>>42888775
I always thought barbarians in fantasy have a deep distrust of magic/wizards but sometimes will begrudingly accept their help if faced with a magical enemy, I don't think it's unique to Conan but it's a good trope.

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>>42888808
What the fuck kinda crazy dental hygienist shit is this?

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>>42888808
Conan is so old he's in public domain(sorta). He is the trope but tolkien fantasy won and became the bedrock of what modern fantasy is instead.

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>>42888795
Contemplate this on the tree of woe

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>>42886183
You've been using GPT o read Japanese MGE stories, right anon?

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>>42888710
>I am Kronar, son of man

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>>42888814
The very rare witch class hellhound.

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>>42888795
Conan isn't a philosopher but he isn't stupid. His cunning and intelligence is more aligned in the realm of the practical. He dislikes magic but understands its has its uses. He greatly holds sorcerers in contempt because more often than not it's some shit bag like Thulsa Doom fucking with him, or Khosatral Khel from Devil in Iron.

TL;DR: Conan doesn't like magic because the Cimmerians and Picts shun civilization, which magic is often times synonymous with.

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>>42888872
I wonder how a conan themed mge would work.

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>>42888872
yeah but are they going to know that or just look at arnold s?
as with many things it'll be lost in time

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>>42888895
Lots of awkward jokes about his hair and his cancelled TV shows.
Just a ton of self-deprecating humor in general.

And 50-50 on whether he gets a Chesh or Bogey.

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>>42888902
Arnold Conan was literally just a Kull movie.

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>>42888872
Note: Thulsa Doom is a Kull villain, Conan "nemesis" was Thoth-Amon

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>>42888913
We might be talking about a different Conan here...

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>>42888895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lKUYAnqxjU

Just to meme about the Arnold movie

>Giant horde of horny Orcs and P'Orcs approaching
>ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT ONE STOOD AGAINST MANY, THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT
>VALOR PLEASES YOU CROM, SO GRANT ME MY WISH
>GRANT ME SATISFACTION
>AND IF YOU CANNOT, THEN TO HELL WITH YOU

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>>42889004
Fire and Wind come from Ignis and Sylph, but Gnome is your goddess, Gnome and she lives n the Earth.

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>>42888834
Damn goblin playing her devilish tricks on a good honest man and turning him into a gobpussy addict.

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>>42889015
Fire and wind come from the sky, from the Ignis and Sylph of the sky. But Vulcan is your Goddess, Vulcan, and she lives in the Earth! Once there were Balrogs who lived in the Earth, Anon. And in the darkness of Chaos they took from Vulcan the enigma of steel! Vulcan was angered, and with the Gnomes the Earth shook! Fire and wind struck down these Balrogs, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the elementals forgot the riddle of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it were just men. Not Elements, not Balrogs, just men. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Anon. You must learn its discipline. For nothing in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.

But steel-- This you can trust.

>Cursed Sword furiously schlicking in the background

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>>42889071
>anon escapes his life of slavery and stumbles into a cave where discovers an Atlantean Cursed Sword

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>>42889071
think i might trust the beasts though

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>>42889087
>TFW no Blessed Sword girl yet who doesn't need a host to corrupt in order to appear to you as she truly is
>TFW Moonlight Greatsword is still the best Souls girl

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Doggo

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>>42889164
Spiders got that BIG booty. Cake for *days*.

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>>42889202
need clingy spider imouto

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>>42888346
She's a Hellhound, somewhere between 7 and 8 feet tall and of a fairly typical build. She was involved in a terrible accident when she was younger that left her scarred, both physically and mentally. As a result of her injuries, she lost sight in her right eye turning her eye-flame on that side weak and pale-colored. What's more, she was wounded in such a way as to make her unable to bear children. The experience left her feeling insecure and broken, amplifying her worst tendencies. She turned into kind of a loner, avoiding others whenever possible and surviving on the edges of society. That is, until she ran into a clueless human wandering alone in the wrong neighborhood. She wasn't going to just let him get mugged or worse, so she decided to let him tag along for now. And, well, one thing leads to another.
Kinda cringy, but whatever. I want to heal her with hugs and kisses.

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>>42889202
>Spiders got that BIG booty
The best kind of spider

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>>42886183
>Holy shit new demon pictu-!
>sclera is white
Aaaaaa

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>>42888758
Well I got part 2 done though I will go over it to see if I made mistakes or I need to add more thing to it, part 3 would be mostly about the Bloodmoon goddess’s take over and how it changes the whole environment of the city and of course the spiritual side of the city too.

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>>42889291
terrifying and cute. everything the body needs

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>>42887187
Arms race with a cheshire involving showing each other gradually more explicit pictures of your future together

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>>42888752
In the Ice Giant's Daughter, Conan was so relentless in his pursuit of a monstress, Ymir literally had to rescue her before he plundered that booty.

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>>42889456
>cheshire keeps asking you for ankle pics
what is she even doing with them?

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>>42889456
Or just say "no, in real life" and watch her smugness turn into panic.

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>>42889291
Spiderlolis are the best backpacks.

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>>42889456
I don't have time for this. I'm going to draw hand holding, and if she starts Bedroom War I over it then so be it.

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>>42889483
>"You know that Cheshire! I'm coming to fuck you! In Wonderland, at your tree!"
>"Or in the art?"
>"No, in real life. I'm going to stalk her, and become obsessed with her, and wear her makeup, and her dresses, and use her fur as a coat! Like the ancient Irish did!"

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>>42888795
Every Greek philosopher was inspired by Steppe Chieftains so when you think about it most modern philosophy is just downstream of barbarian philosophy

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>>42889555
What are you a human version of a Hebi?

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>>42888808
In Conan's world it makes sense to be anti-magic because the way magic works is basically inherently evil 99% of the time. Hell, often magic is more effective the more evil the action performed to use it is. I'm getting too off-topic so I'll just say that there's a Youtube channel called "Grimdark (Half Off)" that has a good video explaining how magic in Conan works

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>>42889598
Hey, man, game respect game.

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>>42889639
I like unorthodox hebis. This one looks like she's very casual about her pseudo-serial killer stalking behaviour but still very yan

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Where do I find lone banished lionesses?

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>>42886367
Good

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>>42889653
In savannah and scrubland biomes.

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>>42889693
>Hagsville Population: Too much
It's about to get too mucher with all the hags getting knocked up

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>>42889709
uhhhhh I doubt it works that way

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>>42889744
This is true, hagville is gonna become bratty loli-ville in a decade or so just due to the demographic shift.

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>>42889312
Nothing wrong with a bit of cringe anon. Don't know if it's nostalgia for the 00's when things were simpler and people weren't trying to be ironic and self aware about everything, but some genuine and earnest cringe is really appealing I think. Thanks for the read as well!

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>>42889693
I will gladly take a few hags with me to thin out the population.

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>>42889709
>>42889744

> Be you, married to truly ancient hag kot.
> She's preggo--super preggo.
> Expecting a full litter of baby kots.
> They all come out hags.
> Every last one of them is a tiny little lady who looks like she's 50.

> Wife admits that she's actually 25--the whole town just looks older.

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>>42889811
That's horrible man, I'll have to call a stop on that one.

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>>42889814
There's way too many granny-fuckers in this general

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>>42889693
Into the town of Hagville rode a stranger one fine day

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You guys can have your old bags, I'll stick to the lolibabas.

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>>42889835
Truly the Sabbath has been slacking on their advertising lately.

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>>42889835
Listen, I am bad at sex. If I'm having sex with someone, she should know what she's doing, because I'm happy to take direction, but I'm uncoordinated and out-of-shape.

That doesn't HAVE to come from a loving, dommy mommy, but it's not like I wanna rape correct brats all day. Fuuuuuuck that noise.

Gimme a mamono where I just need to hold on and hope for the best. That's what I'm looking for.

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>>42889856
I'd rather take an Alice, Devil, Witch or Baph over a saggy hag

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>>42889872
Don't worry, a young succubus will have the instincts for that

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>>42889843
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many hags had tried to take him and that many hags were laid
He was vicious and a cougar killer though a youth of 34
And the notches on his PISTOL numbered one and 19 more
One and 19 more

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>>42886554
>mm
I sleep

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>>42889872
Well sometimes the brat rape corrects you.

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>>42889835
The problem is that your average CC is now younger than your average anon, and a lot of anons aren't yet willing to accept the switch and become lolicons.

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>>42889876
Alice deserves smooches

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This is a PSA, because it triggers the fuck out of me. Bee girls WOULD NOT lactate honey. They would have honey kisses. Bees regurgitate honey (which is a antiseptic so it's fine and not gross). If anything, they would still produce milk, likely having a dedicated nursing caste of bee girls to feed and rear the children while the Queen endlessly wrings her mate dry to make more babies. Lactation would be induced by a command pheromone from the queen. Thanks for reading to my autistic rant.

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>>42889959
She'd get plenty

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>>42889973
Honestly hotter than lactating

[Anonymous No.]

>>42889973
>bee hives are literally the land of milk and honey
Truly God is good.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, Succubi are good and all... but what about more... demonic demon girls (after all in some folklore they're closer to campions than actual demons).

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890039
Need to lick the sweaty grey chocolate bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>42888834
>GPT
Is it better than other translators?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890039
What about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42889872
>Listen, I am bad at sex
>it's not like I wanna rape correct brats all day
The solution is obviously that you could gently consentual sex correct brats and git gud in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890091
I have an unholy need for a dark mage brat to smugly sit on my lap like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>42889598
The elusive shirohuman.

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>>42890150
His mother is a Hebi that explains his strange behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890150
>hebi breaks into anon's house and finds the walls are already covered in photos of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890103
I have an unholy need to do a lot of things with a young dark mage like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890172
>meanwhile anon breaks into hebi's house and finds her walls of his photos
>instead of being creeped out, they are both flattered

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890091
God I wish a loli monster would snag me up when the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890172
>A shutter snaps closed over the window she slithered into
>She hears heavy breathing in her ear
>Her cloaca moistens

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>>42889973
I, too, want to have bugs vomit into my mouth, Anon.
We are into exactly the same things and should consider each other CLOSE FRIENDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890221
Bug bros and harpyfags should be friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890187
Reminds of that one series called stalker x stalker where two yanderes fall in love with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890221
>>42890236
bugbros are martyrs, we're the only thing standing between people scared of creepy crawlies and the rape swrams. It is our solemn sworn duty to fuck the bugs so that other anons may see the light of day.

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>>42890221
>>42890275
Bug sex...

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>>42890275
Bugs are good girls and I don't consider it martyrdom to let Miss 'Kade give me her love nibbles.

[Anonymous No.]

Be nice to your tits bapho neighbor. She's had a rough past for her heresy.
>Getting banned from starting a sabbath
>Shunned by her family and friends
>No access to her former colleagues
>No access to the Grand Bapho Libraries
But despite all that, she always puts on a smile when she sees you. You brighten up her day. So be nice to her, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890236
I just don't trust anyone who's into bugs these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890293
>>42890290
legs for days

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890298
I will marry this bapho
I like oppai baphos

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890275
>It is our solemn sworn duty to breed the rape swarms of the future
Martyrs? Try traitors. I'm cool with sandworms and mantises, though. Shai hulud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890298
I'm going to suck all that excess milk out until she has the sexy flatness expected of a Bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890057
Yes, in many ways, because it's not a translator, it's an AI that been trained in many things and languages. And unlike any other Machines Translators, it can even explain it's translation choices. Something that Happened to me recently was it bringing up "Maintenance" while refereeing to a Honey Bee using nectar to masturbate. I thought it was just "Hallucinating" (A term used to describe an AI making something up as if it was a fact) and what I discovered was a single post on a rom hacking site in 2016 used the exact phrasing in the exact context for the exact same species of monster girls.

https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=viewthread&t=82135&page=1&pid=1302701#p1302701

This is truly the future of Machine Translations and I'm honestly excited.

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai baphos

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890298
We'll share the drink of loneliness together

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890337
>You only make them bigger by stimulating them for greater milk production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890298
I want to just pick her up and hug her,

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890298
She must lack Marune's charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890361
Obviously just gotta keep sucking until her milktanks are empty or your stomach is full

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890372
Goats product milk at a higher rate than cows. Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890376
I accept this challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890345
damn that's impressive, what was it trained on?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

She knows you dumped lightning resistance, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

They said Lexington was full of ghouls; that I should avoid it if I want to go to Diamond City. But I said fuck it, let's check it out. I went into the old supermarket, and well some things happened, and now I have a harem of ghouls. Twelve to be exact. So yeah, I'd call that a success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890471
Take the Thunderstruck perk, they said. Raijus are only a 1% encounter chance, they said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890425
Lots of things. You can find info on the site. The biggest downside to it, though, is it's phone number requirements. Though, buying a cheap burner number is pretty easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890471
let me solo her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890524
Shit, forgot to give the site, whoops. https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890166
I'll have you know all I took from my mother was her albinism. She explained that it's perfectly natural for your lover to not know they're your lover when you go on your first few dates and that you just need to teach them they are through the right environment (a locked basement)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890198
She's a very silly snake not thinking the window was unlocked for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

am i right in thinking that really the only line between monster girl and full on furry is like "does it have a human face/head." cause some monster girls seem to be like on the "vaguely humanoid" side of things but at least keep a human face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890678
face and torso

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890674
She really should've read more Caozi, but in the end everyone will still be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890197
That's my wish too - I need a Sabbath member to swallow my member

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890687
Cait Sith (pictured) and Cu Sith are the obligatory "full furry" mamono, although honestly they're a LOT more vanilla in the grand scheme of things than some of the bug girls and chaos girls, so it's really just the reflexive furry hate that gets them all the bad press they get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890678
That's pretty much how it is, it's the most widely agreed upon classification among the monster girl fandom. Those who argue otherwise are usually delusional fufags or just shitposting (or both).

[Anonymous No.]

If you won't become her familiar you'll make her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42889693
it's weird how hagville has so many high school students but no high school

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890810
She needs to give me a footjob with those stockings and I might consider it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42886183
I've been vwanting to commission an Eros demon for ages, but this is objectively awful. I don't understand why anyone likes this type of body style. It's fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890823
it's time alpon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890823
Can you give us a status update on the portals, Alp-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890823
I prefer far more realistic curves myself. Slim and athletic is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890731
Or you know, people just don't want to fuck what amounts to a sapient and living Snuggles bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890810
>become her familiar
>end up being more of a caretaker
dumb neet mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890873
That's literally what bogeys are and they're objectively a ton more popular on these threads.
Your ignorance is making Miss Haku cross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890834
>>42890837
>"What did you find attractive about her?"
>"Gravity."
>DOHOHOHO

[Anonymous No.]

Chocokot

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>>42890889
miss haku is just a cow, don't need her opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890903
Not even a mere cow - she's a DORK cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890896
Kotolate

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>>42890903
>>42890915
plug her into the milking machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890896
chocokots are made for intense loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890873
80% of beastgirls are that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890915
Uppity dork cow needs some correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890927
it's got an out of order sign on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890927
how long till all the knowledge gets milked out

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck dogs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890964
Don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890953
>"Anon, you need to be studying for the exam!"
>"Yeah yeah, get your fucking udders out, dork. I wanna make some cereal"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890960
THAT IS NOT HOW KNOWLEDGE WORKS!

[Anonymous No.]

Okay so Shirohebi, but what about Aoihebi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890996
just for that I'll double the intensity and leave her on overnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891004
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Whats up with what's going down
In every city, in every town
Cramping styles is the plan.
They've got us in the palm of every hand.

When we pretend that we're dead
When we pretend that we're dead
They can't hear a word we've said
When we pretend that we're dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>42887625
Damn I didn't even notice, good eye. Editing is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>42887713
Been looking for this one too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890492
Got me thinking what would be some perks/titles for anons post portal?
>Beast Whisperer
+10 Charisma to all Social Interations with beast girls, -10 Damage to beast girls
>Mortician
-20 Detection for Undead Monsters, Undead Will Ignore 1 Aggressive Action for 30 seconds, after increase detection of undead +30
>Cold Blooded
Lamia and All Reptiles except Salamander will not aggro on sight, remaining in their territory will negate this perk
Out of idea's off the top of my head but its fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting these since the last two got kind of fucked by twitter compression.
https://images2.imgbox.com/fc/b3/EUypts68_o.png
https://images2.imgbox.com/43/ee/5r6f7thG_o.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>42888174
How can any man resist such a cute dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42887788
Very based, extreme height difference is god tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891001
What about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42888680
This is really cute Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891061
Careful, she'll turn into a 10/10 semen demon once you marry her. That still retains her chuni dork personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891095
>she'll turn into a 10/10 semen demon once you marry her.
That's impossible when she's already 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890345
This post reads like it was written by AI...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42889354
Keep us updated, it'll be a nice change of pace from typical edge crossover shit

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters come to raid my village expecting a fight with a legendary warrior. Instead, they find me, a max level chef who beats them since they dumped food resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891039
Finished part-3 it’s somewhat a sad one with a happy ending, part 2 might be too long to post here still waiting on the email okay to start up my AO3 account or maybe there’s another place I can post these stories else where instead of AO3.

>You live alone in the city of Yharnam, that your wife passed away years ago and most of your children left you for military missions or advanced schooling at this point leaving you to your lonesome.
>Time was ticking down and you were about to kick the bucket and soon your soul was about to leave your body, that you would reunite with your wife once again.
>But something was wrong reality in Yharnam started to change all of a sudden before you finally left your body and you saw the sky turn red and the moon became blood red.
>The ritual the Sabbath had done was complete and the Bloodmoon Goddess was at full power and took over the City of Yharnam completely and turned it into a place full of lewdness and weirdness that would make the abyssal realms proud.
>You watched on as animals came back from the dead and became giant otherworldly beasts, you also saw that some men became lustful monsters do to drinking the Bloodmoon Goddess’s essence to cure themselves of certain diseases.
>That the transfigured men were very similar to the chaos incubi you’ve heard about from legends about the abyss, also you’ve noticed most of the human women in the city became love obsessed Mamonos searching for a man to claim as their husband as well.
>You kept exploring the city to see if you could find your wife and came across many other spirits or undead Mamonos and the undead Mamonos said to you you’re already claimed by someone else and left you alone.
>The female spirits you saw around the city were now transformed into Wisps do to the influence of the Bloodmoon Goddess, you were still trying to find your wife in the crowd of male ghosts and wisps.
>That was when someone tapped you on your shoulder, you turn around and there she is your wife who is now a wisp who has a joyful smile on her face with tears coming from her eyes.
>She than hugged you tight possessively “I’ve missed you so much sweetie we will never be apart again” your ghostly wife told you before kissing you on the lips.
>“And I will never leave you” You told her while holding her close, that this was the realm The Bloodmoon Goddess wanted not just with Lewdness and weirdness but with love as well.

[Anonymous No.]

When you wake up tomorrow, you will be face-to-face with a lamia who is excessively licking your face all over; when she notices you wake up, she'll comment how delicious you are, and how she could eat you up right here and now, but she won't because that'd be such a waste of a cute boy such as yourself.

Either that or you'll wake up in your bed alone again, fantasizing about monster girls that'll never exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891115
not my kind of foreplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>42889639
>That file name
S-surely she wouldn't shoot it at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42889693
>Too much
Nonsense!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891119
But would you take that foreplay over no monster wife at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891127
pretty sure i know which one i'm getting

[Anonymous No.]

civilize the lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890298
I will help her start a heretic branch about hags and onee-sans and nobody can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891126
*Too many singles

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891111
I doubt that she could get past my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890731
This guy is right, it has become reflexive 4chan autism to immediately rage at something considered furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891147
>pov
>you have to have another parent teacher conference after another dragon declared you as part of her hoard and now attacks any classmates who try to sit in the front row

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891261
Wouldn't be a problem if they stayed on /trash/ and the annoying Mick fucked off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891261
Not touching the hot stove is reflexive autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42890810
sorry anon is a mage with ambitions he needs to get his own familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

do you like green orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891261
>>42891326
>>42891356

While 4chan has hated furries since its inception, if y'all could hold your shit together collectively then maybe people wouldn't Sith post so much.

It's not like I'm digging up ol' Doug Winger shit to post here. Just classy Sith for a classy thread!

Pic unrelated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42888646
I call dibs on the one with the glasses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42888740
The Law of Minimum Effort demands that if a work is already done (art+description), it will be used in preference of doing more work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891366
As long as there's no WH autism involved, I don't mind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891380
I generally do my best to ignore it but it is annoying when fuckers will post Siths and go "BUT THEY'RE IN MGE!" as if that somehow exempts them from being the two token furries species of over two hundred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891114
Ahhh I love it, I'm glad that wisps are getting a story, I rarely see stuff with them. Oh I'm curious, the hounds or beasts, will they cause a chaos transformation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891391
I'd p'orc both

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891380
To add to >>42891392
>Don't like it? Just ignore it bruh
>Why should I not post it? I don't see anyone complaining.
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

What girls did you not care for much at first, then grew on you rapidly to being nearly your fav? Pic related, I feel like they would have a goddess complex, that combined with hypnosis is god tier. The monoeye grew on me a lot too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891380
>Don't complain or we will shit up your thread even more!
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>42889811
I wanna make that old cat feel young again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891380
centaurs do be kinda freaky desu, their lower body is like literally a horses body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891421
Greenworm, if not for greenwormanon's evangelizing them and the cute greenposts I would have never though of them, I would have one as a third wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891421
None of them so far because I am first and foremost as slut for affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891394
If you’re talking about the undead beasts they’re just undead version of the regular demon realm beasts since I like the idea and wanted to add it while the Bloodmoon Goddess essence is the thing that causes the new chaos transformations, but maybe the undead beasts energy can probably do it too that their meat can change the body as well or something and if they’re undead they’re technically a infinite food source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891436
Greenworms are cute, honestly I think my favorite visual is a delinquent greenworm who just steals veggies from the store. I remember seeing a greentext about it and it was cute as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891455
Yup, that's right around when I began to consider the salad bar bandit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891326
I'll leave if KC draws me a sith OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891436
I prefer squishier worms. I don't like that she smokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891410
>>42891392

It's more nuanced than just 2 options. We all like [some] cat girls and dog girls, so the adjacent furry ones make sense to keep getting SOME attention from people for whom the furry stuff isn't a bridge too far.

I have ZERO problem with people saying shit like "I hate wisps" or "I hate siths."

Hell, it doesn't even bother me when people go to the next step and say "wispfags should die" or "sithfags should die." But in either case I'm more likely to whip out a wisp or a sith because the person has clearly expressed a level of butthurt that makes it funny.

So, like, yeah, you can hate wisps or cu sith or cait sith or chochin-obake or whatever and complain all you want, but when you make it personal, you're already riled up, and you're on 4chan.

Anyways, here's OBJECTIVELY BEST GIRL. Ultra Rare Spawn content. She must be the best because nobody ever says anything negative about her here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891447
Very fair, I would love all the girls honestly. I do kinda want to be submissive in the realtionship though

[Anonymous No.]

The naughtiest Greenworm ever is the progenitor of Wonderworms. There's no way I can believe the Queen of Hearts had vegetables as a snack for her afternoon tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891455
>I remember seeing a greentext about it and it was cute as fuck
I need to read this please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891421
Greenworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891472
Unironically fuck off Shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>42891472
Why do I have the feeling this is that insufferable Quebecois faggot from a couple moths back that just wouldn't shut up about used goods and cuckshit, same attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891450
I did not play Bloodborne that long I fucking suck at souls shit, were the werewolves undead beasts? I know some stuff about the lore but not much.
If you go with the route of infinite food source I would probably stick to cattle for milk or something because it might get a little morbid otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891491
What did the shog have to do with any of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891516
It's a /monster/ thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891471
>Not wanting to be a stoner with soft worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891513
I believe there was some undead animals in the game or maybe I’m thinking of another game but you’re right probably shouldn’t add the eating of undead meat part and instead use milk or maybe they’re excrete a syrup substance from their bodies that can be consumed almost like a honey, but maybe that second choice might get too gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891513
Also the undead demon realm beasts can also be used as mounts too like pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891525
don't like drugs or the smell of smoke, I just like big squishy things, preferably bigger then me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891539
*they* instead of they’re mistyped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891461
I love this pic been looking for it, do you have the one with the hellhound behind the dumpster and the green worm in the alley?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891480
I sadly lost it, lemme check my shit I'll post it if I can find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891567
No I haven't seen this, and now I want to see it I didn't know such an image existed.

[Anonymous No.]

Sloppy fox kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

You shouldn't find this attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderworm and humpty are the only wonderland girls for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891585
Yeah, slackers aren't hot. Earnest, hardworking girls are the peak of attractiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891585
and I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891539
I mean you have time to refine the idea, personally I think milk would be the best choice because anything else reminds me a little too much of the sixth house a bit
>>42891549
I love this picture It's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891520
Are you referring to the chaos transformation stuff? I have yet to see anyone use that as an excuse for monster boys as a whole, I can only remember one monster boy fag and I don't even think he used them as an excuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891585
i want to find one in a group of khepris

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891606
>rogue Devil Bug in a Khepri colony
>didn't even try to trick anyone, she just hung around and ate snacks before someone noticed she's not one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891605
It's drama stuff from another site, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891553
Reasonable, If it's any consolation her hookah probably smells good

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891628
Khepri is the only insect monstergirl I'd touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891553
Anon is really going at her nubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891585
Would rat her out to the colony to make her get correction and become a very hard worker

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891640
i could see me diving into moth pofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891640
You will fuck the bugs
You will raise their children
You will be happy

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl to punch me in the face. Pummel me into the pavement. Beat me up like a
dirty old rug. That's the monster girl I want.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you read a demon's contract or would you sign it before she "convinces" you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891392
if alp posting is fine than sith should be too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891717
they're both shit

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying and just report the fucker on site. You are wasting effort by seething over someone on a website that anyone can use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891710
Read

[Anonymous No.]

ideal for cleaning those hard to reach high spots

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891758
Why are goats so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891710
I'd hold out a bit on signing. It would be a waste if she never got to use those seductions skills she trained her whole life to use

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891766
>Yan Satyros
Need it, need it right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891710
Read it, very slowly. If I decide to sign I will sign it even slower

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891735
Hey, let's lighten the mood. Not everything has to be about alps, sith, and the like.

I am terrified of the ocean, so I avoid all the ocean mamono. How do people feel about land sharks as a way to get the otherwise Top-Tier Mershark into the mix? I personally wish it were more common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891735
False reports get the reporter banned, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891788
Land sharks are cool, but anon I'm pretty sure DE would cure your ocean phobia

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891788
it'd be good to liven up the sand ecosystem with sand sharks and sand whales
maybe make the sandwhales demonbeasts for sandworms to hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891788
Not possible. You cannot swim through land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891758
Unbelievably based that she has horizontal goat pupils--people never do that and I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891803
I mean it’s probably possible but for it to happen she has to be going either many times the speed of sound or is going at the speed of light which is a scary thought of a shark girl coming at you at super sonic speeds.

[Anonymous No.]

How old is too old for hags? 100? 1000?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891815
10,000 is probably when they'd hit crone status

[Anonymous No.]

Breed the Moon Rabbits, they're only good for sex appeal after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891818
>old crone
whats the difference, at a certain point they all are just old

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891785
That's a form of blue balling for Demons you coward, cad, and thief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891803
It's called a burrow speed and it lets you move in Bullette time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891815
the more digits the better

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891823
If they're only good for sex appeal, why bring more into the world? At least go for some girl who has sex appeal and something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891471
but she is smoking sweet wonderland herbs with softly sweet scented smoke to help with her hunger she could smoke your pipe instead

[Anonymous No.]

Why does brown cow milk taste so good?

[Anonymous No.]

can wonderworms evolve? i want to see a wonderfly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891831
Thats right, I will tease a demon into a maddened lustful rage and there's nothing she can do about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891852
I don't know which is worse: Brown monster propaganda, or blue monster propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891867
it only has to work long enough to get a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891867
how about green propaganda?

[Anonymous No.]

what would monsters think of our monsters in fiction stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891803
Sand is land

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891878
its a good idea to collect local goblins, they are a nuisance to the public but can also make good minions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891421
Jabberwock, but it’s largely thanks to Jabberfag since I’m cursed with liking bigger girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891867
>>42891874
i wish i completed my brown sahu art

[Anonymous No.]

>Please note that we cannot answer questions about content that we want to keep secret for now, such as content that will appear in future Monster Girl Encyclopedia RPGs and books.

>Will this lore monster appear in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia in the future?　Will this race appear in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia RPG? We cannot answer questions such as.

Translation: You can only ask unimportant uninteresting shit on the only interesting feature this Patreon has ever had for months to remotely justify keep donating money. KC is my man, but few creators could get away with this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42886183

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891878
I'm still so mad MGE goblins don't look like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891867
Purple propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891878
Doesn't even work. No amount of propoganda could make a man want to marry vomitskins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891896
there's that towel-mancer at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891890
Fair, I'm still not that interested in the wock though. No clue why, she's a good gal

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891913
purpleganda is very powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891901
it's a shame you're forced to donate and all
alas

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891918
when did this become a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891916
>vomitskins
rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891908
yeah mge goblins just dont do it for me and i love goblins

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891913
Too flat, wouldn't hire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891928
4.21.21

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891913
shogs have no time for propaganda shes too busy sucking my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891878
I'd make them my walking fleshlight

[Anonymous No.]

Where does time go? Meant to grind this out by the end of February, but I got sidetracked. Dothog's request is finally done! An automaton and gremlin take in a kid to raise as their own.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45703480

Congratulations Dothog, hope you enjoy. Sorry it took this long, hope it's worth the wait. And props to anyone who knows the namesake of the kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891941
so that's why they have multiple mouths

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891878

[Anonymous No.]

Automatons cant be trusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891662
>Y-You want me to beat you up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891932
Yeah it's disappointing, alas. I like the imps though, It's weird too because I don't like Loli much, there's just something about the small swarmers that's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891464
its not happening. you're not puuyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891958
The massive wave of disappointment when her punch feels like a plush pillow to the fave

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891934
>Implying you have a choice
Don't worry anon, she can change her size

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891934
just add water

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891948
Thanks for your hard work anon, will read it in 20 mins

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891948
Thank you very much for delivering, Magus! I'm really slow with getting another story out, so I'm in no position to tell anyone off for taking their time.
>Words: 22755
It's pretty late now, so I'll have to properly read it after sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891980
I love slimes so much My only real fear is how can they get in the bed without a mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891948
I will read this

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891969
you forgot the pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892000
>squeaky toy noise

[Anonymous No.]

Well got a rough story for part 4 for the MGE Bloodborne crossover I made though I probably won’t share it here since it’s got a chaos incubus transformation in it and want to give people a warning about that before reading part 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892000
Does she even have combat abilities? Like, at all? She is literally a stuffed animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891989
I prefer slimegirls with a consistency more like jello than ooze. Seems like they’d be easier to grab onto and also eliminate the stress of getting themselves everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892028
Of course, how would her husband feel safe in her arms otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892028
they are an ogre though i can't imagine they have much a of predisposition to violence
they could tank it and hug into submission i suppose

[Anonymous No.]

consider jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892028
She could suffocate me with those tits.
... probably.
I'm at least willing to let her try!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892045
The Tiger is small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892035
>>42892028
The seams rip apart, and it is revealed to be a proper ogre that turns the enemy into paste. Bogey is just an ogre that is tired of the rough femdom stereotype and want soft cuddles instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892045
She needs to be bigger. Give this woman 1000 CCs of bacon grease STAT!

[Anonymous No.]

The newest sect/sub-faction of The Order looks interesting. They mainly worship a Saint Altman and a big magic Space Rock as opposed to mainly worshipping the Chief God. Will they be a potent ally against mamono or is this just another subtle covert double agent faction orchestrated by them mamono?

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire thighs

[Anonymous No.]

i love my jub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892062
this but titania

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892045
Too short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892071
this but pixie (after being shrunken)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892062
I will be her servant as long as I can have those thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891788
Just like how arachnophobes are build for spiders, people afraid of the ocean are built for being tossed out in the open ocean 500 miles from land.
Sandsharks are top tier girls though, double points if they are marauding bandits plauging the pharaohs roads and picking off travelers who think they are safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892069
I love your jub too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892069
Jubs are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892062
To protect myself, I will simply walk through a door. No way she could fit herself through with those earthquakers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892054
anon freaking the fuck out as he sees this violent ogre put back on his wifes "skin" then act like nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891520
>It's a /monster/ thing
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892078
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892091
She's still the same girl! She just wears the padding because she can't control her strength during passionate cuddle sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892045
NOT BIG ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892088
they are!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892084
In a non-NTR way. I forgot I needed to clarify since you're a /monster/ user.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42888992
>Portals open
>various mamonos come to the Dark Mage seeking her to deliver them a Husbando
>Cursed Sword arrives
>pays her price in gold
>asks for "a powerful Conan-type anon"
>DarkMage smiles and isekais an Anon thru the portal
>redheaded wimp talkshow host
>DarkMage disappears cackling wildly "no refunds!"
>just a Chesh in a big hat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892128
don't worry i understand. as long as you're not making any weird comments about her i'm fine.
i hope my love of jub gives people ideas of considering them.

that way i have more friends with jub jub wives, and meiya has jub jub friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892106
jubs are cute dorks

[Anonymous No.]

MGE is nice but it is a shame it doesn't have energy drain. I want to see my fox wife's eyes glow from the vitality she stole from me and spend the next few hours cuddling with her while I recover enough strength to walk again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892160
how would you describe ms wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892164
Undead?

[Anonymous No.]

jubs are gross desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892154
the cutest birds around, literally made for cuddling and hugging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892171
They need to put paper towels in their bloomers because of all their juices. Unsanitary and gross, yet erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, if the portals did open and I just saw people being dragged into alleyways before hearing nothing but terrified screams and wet sounds I'd assume people outside were being eaten alive by demons - I'd just immediately an hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892160
It has level drain, which kinda counts? You'd basically end up as weak as a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892186
can i level drain a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892171
only when they turn into humpty eggs before they can become jubs, just be sure to keep your eggs away from any mamano energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892191
in theory. guys have a hard time mastering some eromancies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892183
How about you do everyone a favor now and just kill yourself before any of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892186
Doesn't level drain steal your memories as well? I don't want to be a retard during the aftercare.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think Offenbach would like mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892176
jub is too cute and too perfect

[Anonymous No.]

Rough draft for part 4 though be warned like I said chaos incubus.
https://1drv.ms/w/s!AsAn_ySvmzBKgnF6zS0GqDFJyhwx

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892164
Wights are going to drain all of daddy's energy, one load at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892217
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892220
wight daughters? sounds about right for aristocrats.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not go to Wendi's during Flat Chest Fridays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891471
>I don't like that she smokes
you don't deserve her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892202
Thank you for the encouragement, I'll take your advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892242
DO go to Wendi's to get the Wendussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892220
That you, wightcuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891916
i would matingpress short green gobbos

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892254
Nah, I'm not into NTR, and I'm more of a gazer man.

Look at her; so sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892253
i think a skullface pushes it out of monster girl territory?

[Anonymous No.]

>42892263
This post was made by a goblin masquerading as a human male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892267
Go get yourself banned for sending false reports then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892266
throw sand in her eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892220
Everything about this picture is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892253
Irony of that image is that a Wendigo like Ithaqua is one of the few Great Old Ones who proactively seeks to mate with humans to produce offspring because of crippling loneliness and none of his off spring in the greater Cthulhu mythos want anything to do with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892278
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891955
this is a lie, automatons truth output is 100% so just ask them if they can be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

Wights are completely ruined now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892266
She's gonna have amazing thighs with all this squatting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892277
>actual furry picture
>reddit watermark
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892285
Nobody asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892289
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892291
There is nothing you can do to take the designated sugar mama girl away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892045
the only cat for me is a ocelomeh but i have seen some appealing tiger girls out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892296
>>actual furry picture
Go cry to the mods then

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892266
Gazers are fucking nerds who're probably paranoid about other Gazers being a 50 km radius of them. Like the Finnish on a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892301
But what if you are disobedient and sugar mama must spank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892296
>actual furry
are you retarded? go fuck a human if you can't handle beastgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892301
Literally the best undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892160
being cut by demonsilver would do that to you, just get defeated and raped by warrior monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892309
Then I'll take it like a man (cry while she holds me and tells me that she still loves me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892318
i like basic zombies that i can turn into wights after my time with them as a zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892338
I'm sure I read a story from the Mega with that exact premise

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892310
>Beastgirls
>Posts a literal fucking Wendigo that looks like something from SCP
Fuck off and die

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892344
i read one as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892346
Just barely better than a regular Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892352
regular succ tails are not big enough to attract me

[Anonymous No.]

Can monster girls have degenerate fetishes like humans? I think it would be funny to get bullied by a devil only to find out she's openly fantasized about licking a human's feet on social media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892346
I think more people want to fuck lilims then there actually are lilims! Good thing they'll lose to Lv. 1 slugs on the DOTR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892346
tags: omnipotence

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892377
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892377
No way. Slug deserves a better man than me. Someone who will not have a meltdown when he gets covered in her mucus and will happily jump onto her tentacle pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892350
No different than a Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to taste test different rocks with my wurm wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892291
If a girl could be ruined by a single degenerate, then there'd be a lot less girls being posted here. There's been worse than the cuck, and wight is still my waifu. Just let him die off and keep loving your monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892413
glancing over i thought for a moment your post said something. else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892374
I remember reading somewhere on the wiki they do slightly have a smell fetish for men who took certain potions and get horny off it since those specific men have a certain smell to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892377
i would a slug but i also saw slug stuff recently that was very offputting

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892405
Ms. Slug can fix you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892420
In hindsight I should've used a different word. My stupidity compliments my wife's vast intellect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892413
You get a salt block, she gets a kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892374
Monster girls are individuals. Yes, they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892436
Apparently humans are naturally very salty when tasted. That's why dogs like to lick you so much, you're like a walking salt treat. It is also why sharks usually avoid eating humans, salty is not to their tastes I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892427
Fix me how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892291
Why would you let a single person ruin an entire species for you? Bruh wights are godly, I actually got into them a little after the drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892456
she will slug you for an entire week

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892444
Great. I might just start a social media account post-portals and upload workout pics just to bait responses from monster girls who want to lick off my sweat or something silly like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892476
>>42892419
I refuse to be associated with any of the recent baggage that Wights are associated with now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892327
What would it feel like getting hit with those claws? I feel like it would be a little cold like ice

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892481
maybe stop bringing it up then

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892478
Slug me? She sounds more fitting for >>42891662 than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892374
Yes, they can literally any fetish you have. With the exception of NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892488
At the risk of keeping drama alive, what baggage is anon talking about? Or is it just stupid shit again

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892490
you will be getting slugged all over

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892494
Transformation, Transformation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892497
Wightfags NTR shittry that's literally it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892481
More for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892507
Yep there's literally a portion that turns you into like an animal I think if you drink half of it you just become like feral-minded but are still humanoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892444
>>42892494
>monster girls can have any fetish
Shit, am I going to have to start worrying about my the monster that rapes me being an architect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892028
She is an Ogre, according to Blue Oni profile all Onis have superhuman strenght. So no, she likely doesnt know to fight like Jinkos, Salamanders, Ocelomehs, Hinezumis and Amazons (confirmed martial artists). But they still can protect their husbands like Onis and Hellhounds: By punching really, really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

I will flick anubis on her big dumb authoritarian forehead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892516
Drink half you get the head of a beast, that you become a hentai monster that it’s like the lesser version of the chaos transformations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892346
This reminds me I want to make a Lilim oc/waifu but I feel odd about making a waifu. Especially a really strong one like that Just feels undeserving and wrong, I'm impressed that waifufags can make waifus because I have been strugglin

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see anubis and dragon bonding over their mutual hatred of cars!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892508
I've not seen or heard about it, but they really need to stop trying to force that shit fetish when it goes against everything to do with Mamano

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892539
I dunno, I heard dragons are all about fucking cars.

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the weasel.
Don't worry the sparks are purely for show
The sparks are not purely for show, if you touch that weasel you probably won't be able to move for a few hours when the paralysis wears off
Who knows what she would do to you given a few hours of non-resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892547
Can I charge the zap weasel by pleasuring her? Or does she only gain electric energy when she self-services?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892547
I'm not putting my dick anywhere near Taser-Tits over here

[Anonymous No.]

I would never lose to a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892547
>zapweasel
>Anon tries non-resistance
>her voltage and amperage go wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892561
>t. he lost to a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892547
>Anon, monsters don't rape men, stop being a monster-phobe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892481
I felt the same way when it happened too. The thing is, Wight-chan isn't like that, none of them are. You have to come to terms with the fact that there will always been trannies, niggers, and NTR fags that will attempt to ruin the setting. The best thing you can do is gatekeep and not judge her based on the art commissioned by a literal samoli alien headed nigger. If anything, the wightfag incident teaches us just how important it is to gatekeep. Wight-chan loves you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891948
>>42891984
I lied, I stayed up. Thanks again for the story!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892374
>that one succ with a tile fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892574
Go to sleep!
Glad you liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891948
gee sam how come you get two moms?
also i have been granted the need to have a small whitehorn slam into me
all in all, very wholesome

i was a little confused with the flow of action (who was doing what?) around the holstaur milking part when mayta took initiative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892518
Just stay out of Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892561
Can you really call this losing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892569
I was hoping that if I were to lose to a fox, she would be a little more dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892516
I want to drink an entire theriomorphosis potion and jumpscare all the cat girls with loud dog barks behind them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892584
If you put it that way maybe it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892555
But Taster-Tits has made it a personal mission to put herself near your dick.
Shouldn't have been so conductive if you didn't want a few zaps, you are practically asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892528
>Drink half you get the head of a beast
If it didn't fuck with your mind and make you feral, I could see this being fun to use for Halloween costumes or Egyptian pantheon cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892584
game over

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892598
So which tit is the positive and which is the negative? I need to know which direction the electricity will be flowing in case of surprise paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892587
All foxes are dangerous, they are evil made manifest

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892613
Fatty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892590
Anon when it wears off you'll get rape correction
Or you'll just rape the catgirls to be honest, probably the latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892616
she will deal with you
right after snack time...

[Anonymous No.]

wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892541
Yeah it's annoying, best not to talk about them much focus on cute grills

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible for a hag to be flat? Not talking about lolibaba, just a flat hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892626
I want to find the dorkiest and most socially awkward monstergirl and hold their hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892625
Dead pussy! Cold and clammy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892528
Oh damn I thought it just messed with your mind not your actual head

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892526
Oh anon, you shouldn't have done that. You're going to get mummy cursed and dickthroned, I hope you like being her pet

[Anonymous No.]

Alright I've had enough monster girls for a while. Please don't delete all of my posts like last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892621
Nah, that wouldn't happen, monsters are too nice to humans and rape is disgusting to do on them, my denial against potion sex will force me back into human self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892518
Yes, stay away from wonderland and all fallen god followers anon

[Anonymous No.]

Are you okay with your wife getting fucked by tentacles in the tentacle forest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892658
It wouldn't be ""rape"" since they'd want it anon, if they didn't you wouldn't be able to get near them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892636
Careful Anon, dorky nerd MGs can quickly go insane with desire and make a hebi look normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892665
they don't do insertion unless you're piloting a man marionette
that place is weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892670
I will call the most powerful monster a dork!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892684
Never played this mircrogame before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892670
I'm sure it'll be fine if you pick a sophisticated socialite like Miss Gazer.

She's definitely good at talking to people without using hypnosis to seem hip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892670
I hope that the quietest NEET I find is a nerdy hebi that I can tease for months with smiles and side hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892691
Does she have something in her eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892684
Go to Druella then, she's a dork

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire Cat seems like the kind of monster girl that owns a pet rottweiler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892573
you can start with the blackharpyfag that loves prostitution and public use

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892701
>pic
No.

[Anonymous No.]

i fucked a vacuum which means i have the most experience in sylph sex technology

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892721
I thought their magic was more like a leaf blower than a vacuum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891948
quality as always! cute prompt, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42891948
ah, my heart very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892571
True, men rape monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892691
If you compliment her eye she'll melt and forget she has hypnosis

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892744
is to rape not to rule?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that making good ribs and bbq is a very good way to acquire a high quality, meat loving wife.
Also just a good way to make kick ass dinners in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892705
>.t future tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892754
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892753
What kind of wives can I expect when I smoke meats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892777
Orcs and goblins of various types, ogres and oni, tomboy, shonen protag types and salamanders just to name a few

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892704
What are you trying to say? That guys a faggot too

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to streak at the rapeball stadium!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892788
big boobs wow boiyoingoingoing honk honk awooga woof woof woof.

[Anonymous No.]

It's almost like there is a new thread boogieman every week. A monster of the week, one could say, even.

[Anonymous No.]

i forgot about housewife slime, good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892793
i'm familiar with dialect

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892798
good cows, would add them to the farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892794
What the fuck are you talking about now.

[Anonymous No.]

I steal from the rich monsters and give to the poor

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if a buffcubus flexed and winked at you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892777
Meaty Wunderwurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892818
no amount of flexing will make her tail thick enough to hold my gaze

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892818
>wut du?
Smile and wave politely as I ride past on my Centaur waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think Monster girls would feel about our current world state? Arguably the loneliest and most miserable generations, record breaking amounts of single men who are doomed to die alone? That there are people who gave up on life and are just waiting for the next... if there even is one. Do you think they would pity us? Or burn everything down and take what partners they can with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42892796
>can get into any crevice
>easily collect dust and dirt
>sterilize surfaces down to the last microbe
>drains are no problem
>can split themselves to create a massive meal in a fraction of the time it would take a normal mamono
>dumb, but can get more intelligent with enough dickings
>might be able to eat the jelly too
>don't ensnare you in an endless Lovecraftian nightmare and turn all the furniture into themselves (you got those high thread count sheets for a reason)
Are slimes the true maid mvp?

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>>42892818
Try to avoid looking at her, assume she’s looking at somebody else, try to get out of public and back to the safety of my home as quickly as possible.

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>>42892818
Look away to avoid eye contact while desperately trying not to spill spaghetti everywhere

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>>42892833
i'd much rather a wife than a maid

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>>42892833
slimes are too versatile to be beaten

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>>42892843
No mofu.

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>>42892818
>wink back
>she gets flustered and goes home to tell her anime imageboard how she caught some qt mirin her gainz

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>>42892818
I would like to know more

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>>42892842
She can cuddle with you on the couch while the rest of her does chores somewhere else.

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>>42892847
they could make rows upon rows of fine wriggling cilia

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>>42892853
Shogs can do that too

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>>42892818
Make a confused look behind me, thinking it was for someone else, giving her time to close the distance while I'm not looking.

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>>42892857
Yeah but I can leave my house to taunt shog lovers who are trapped inside their wives. My wife and I picnic at the shog house once a month, weather permitting.

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>>42892833
You forget slimes -should- have evolution as another ability. Or at the very least, have the potential to become incredibly powerful, "magikarp syndrome". Their bodies are protean, some dumbass breaks into your house with a shotgun, if the slime is strong enough (she likely will if she's living with you, steady supply of mana.) she can just make a barrier then strangle the intruder.

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>>42886183

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>>42892869
This is why I'm a giant spider

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Monster girl not real.

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>>42892874
bunnyips are cute

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>>42892880
There is some /x/ logic bullshit multiverseal rule that says there is a universe where they are real.

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Imagine: Baphomet but mature with boobs. Good or ruined?

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>>42892930
Little Washu?

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Mgs for this feel.?
https://exhentai.org/s/e0d39035b0/1689388-23

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>>42892942
vampire except she's leglocking you while she says it

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I wish a fox would do this to me.

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>>42892954
>"Hey honey, how are yo-"
>fox corners hubby and kiss him into submission
she could have asked if she wanted kisses

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>>42892954
your performance review is going to tank after losing all those salaryman levels

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>>42892954
Poor Ned, you're better off dead. At least you'll get some peace of mind.

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>>42892954
>at bar
>oni beside you is celebrating her birthday with her friends
>insists that you have to drink with them because it's her birthday
>ignore her for the most part, but have an extra drink or two to indulge her
>she asks for a kiss on the cheek from you for her birthday present
>a little drunk and egged on by her mob of friends, you lean in for a kiss
>she twists her head to lock lips with you at the last second
>quickly drains a few levels
>start to feel woozy from the alcohol and the draining
>next thing you know you're being carried out the door
>hear something about going home to unwrap a present

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>>42892832
>arguably the loneliest and most miserable generations
That's a bit of a stretch. You only feel that way because you've only ever experienced life as a member of this generation.
I agree, though. Compared to MGE's Garden of Eden the world is a very sad place. Any monster girl would be happy to spirit you away - somewhere better, where the grass is soft and tall, where clear lakes reflect skies the color of rich amber, where the world is framed in shades of pink and gold.
Imagine it, for a moment - that compared to the idylic world your wife knows, you have suffered in yours unimaginably. She'll fix you, bit by bit, train you not to flinch, not to expect hunger, misery, or pain; she will hold your head close to her chest and give you so much love that everything that has ever made you suffer will buckle and break under it's weight. One day you will wake up in the morning, held in your wife's arms, and you will be at peace. You will be happy.

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>>42892954
Level draining is one fetish you cannot quit whenever you want. Avoid, avoid, avoid!
Especially when dealing with those untrustworthy foxes.

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>>42892989
"do you know what happens to me after this?"
"yes. everything is quiet and you’re safe forever."

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>>42892930
RUINED! Go date a Krampus.

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>>42893007
i want to be safe forever

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>>42892818
smile but flex back my bigger muscles at her then take me and my fat p'orc wife away from the silly virgin

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>>42893051
Not a monster girl.

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>>42893056
are you sure?

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>>42893051
what's she concerned about?

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>>42893056

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i must cuddly harpy wifey.

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You wouldn't drink monster girl milk, would you?

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>>42893069

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>>42893079
i would...

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>>42893079
i would do it every fucking day

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>>42893079
yes

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>>42893079
I would exclusively drink monster girl milk.

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>>42893088
You can't do that! Your mind will be constantly muddled with fuzzy warmth and love... You won't be able to do anything but lie in her lap and drink while she runs her fingers through your hair!

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>>42893079
i would lick her milk right off her lacking chest

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>>42893095
i drink my jubby's breastmilk every day!

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>>42892989
The most miserable is a stretch, very. The loneliest? Its true. The cofluence of aspects ensuring male lonileness are unique. Feminism + male overpopulation + social media meaning men compete globally + women drowned in proposals + women being financially independent. No other generation in history has faced this. Fuck, this very thread is about a setting made specifically to alleviate this.

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>>42893079
You're just baiting me into posting lactating monstergirls, aren't you?

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>>42893023
God I hope one day we can go to this world, I hate how miserable and sad everyone and everything is. I want everyone to be able to have a happy ending

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>>42892568
Ohm’s law states that voltage goes down with resistance, anon. Just remember it’s the amps that milk you, not the volts.

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>>42892989
I would argue things are definitely pretty bad for the current generation, everything is atomized and commodified, there's no social cohesion, spirituality is at an all time low so everyone is kind of hopeless for something beyond this world or bigger than this. Both genders have really bad specific issues, although men don't ever really seem to get theirs addressed as much, One of the biggest hope for most men is just to be able to have a family and I don't think most people are going to able to do that which is something kind of unheard of for a long time.
We're hurtling towards a dystopia hellhole with no love and everything being commodified, it's horrible and it seems unavoidable at this point. Not to mention the dying planet, and so many other issues I'm just not even bringing up. I would argue we definitely have it the worst out of some of the other generations we may have more commodities but we lack human emotional necessities and even some physical ones in some situations

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>>42893141
i do not believe there are enough of them

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>>42893161
Weasel won't be able to make a significant charge if I kiss her frequently and ruin all of her progress.

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>>42893152
You already know what happy ending as a species we get, Anon.

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>>42893133
Yeah, it's really fucking sad. I've seen women try to give guys chances who they view as like lonely and stuff but a lot of the time the guys end up going nuts because of how emotionally starved they are and then it scares the women off, compounding the issue for everyone. It's really really sad, like shitposts aside I would really want to just be Isekaied at this point more than anything, It's probably never going to get better everything is just going to get so much worse like we're not even bringing up environmental issues and stuff.

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>>42893152
No happy ending on this side of reality anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-FhWTvfg5A

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>>42893170
I choose to have hope despite it objectively being a pretty hopeless situation, maybe we will be able to steer back on course but I don't know. I'd rather not end up bogging down a thread with misery

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>>42893186
time

to die

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>>42893169
>anon doesn’t realize he’s building static electricity the whole night
>anon starts jizzing uncontrollably when he touches the workplace toaster the next morning

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>>42893182
Good song, thank you anon. Gonna add it to my shit for work tomorrow. Maybe one day we can have happy endings in the afterlife if there is one

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>>42893202
Better start praying to God now

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What would the big buff MGs do if a nerdy guy entered a MG slap championship?

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>>42893208
Eh, I subscribe to the idea that if there is an afterlife it's probably very personalized and different for everyone. You might just reincarnate in a different world kind of like an isakai I guess? It isn't that insane when you think about multiverse

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>>42893167
ive played my fair share of dystopia games, theyre more appealing than reality, because they acknowledge things are bad and theres people trying to do something about it, but reality is dystopia is now, except without the cool future tech, everyone is trying to hide how shitty everything is, no one is talking about how fucked the environment is, how fucked energy generation is and how delusional green energy is, political corruption, its all bad and they just keep sweeping it under the rug

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>>42893217
The referee pulls him aside and ""educates"" him about why he shouldn't have done that.

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>>42893231
Yeah....I really hope something happens to fix this, shitposts aside I delusionally hope something will be done, shitposts aside I want the portals to open. I really hope multiverse includes fantasy worlds and that the portals open before we kill ourselves

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>>42893242
multiverse is a meme

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>>42893243
Eh, It's certainly a possibility just unfalsifiable. Doesn't mean you shouldn't believe in it or that it's not true, germ theory was unfalsifiable for a really long time, like scientists have to follow a much stricter set of rules than we do. Hell I don't even think we discovered lucid dreaming until the '70s and I am 100% sure people were lucid dreaming long before that
We really won't know much of anything honestly, like we don't know nearly as much as we think we do. Same thing with the afterlife I don't think we're ever going to know until we're dead, most signs right now don't really point to one but it's still definitely a possibility.

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>>42893168
The amount of pictures they really should be leaking is sadly monumentally larger than the pictures where they actually do

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>>42893161
>Explain to zapweasel the science behind her electricity
>Fifteen minutes in she just grabs your crotch out of nowhere
>One loud electrical POP later, and you wake up in her bed with sore hips
Sparky doesn't need to know how zap works, she just needs to know zap works on (you)

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>>42893186
Misery and the brown tomboy elf are enough for me

Boy I wonder what the magically-inclined Misery could do to her exercise-hardened body for fun and research...

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>>42893290
These weasels are dangerous, going to put rubber collars on them

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Anyone have link to some Wisp fic? Kinda hook up to Wisp after reading their profile.

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>>42893236
>But the Ogre fighter "green palm" invited me to participate!

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>>42893298
>anon tells her they should probably use rubbers tonight
>she puts on a rubber collar because shitposters on 4mon told her it’d keep her from instantly shocking anon unconscious
>tackles anon before he can say what he really meant

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burning passion means hot bodies
hot bodies means sweat and abs

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I love my lich wife!

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>>42893684
Abs are best in a harem.
You need the contrast of a monster's soft belly to make the greatness of abs truly shine.

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>>42893684
Hair made of hair is overrated