Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Domesticate the bat.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41095952
bat

[Anonymous No.]

Prove you are her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41095982
Is butt smack enough?

[Anonymous No.]

Muh fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>41095982
What if I hire pajeets to solve the captcha for me? I'm lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096037
fockses need to serve beer, make me a sandwich and present their mofu for fluffing, anything more opens the doors to their trickery

[Anonymous No.]

Three wishes! No asking for more wishes! Mr. Anon, sir, what will your pleasure be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096065
You need the Kikibot to set you straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096102
nothing cause I got the prettiest genie as my gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096121
Don't you wish to marry her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096102
>>41096121
Nothing to keep you from making more genies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096128
you dont need to wish for that
>>41096134
which is what I am going to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096102
I ask for the rule of no more wishes be nullified so I can ask for it, second wish is a kissu, third wish is for pretty genie to go out with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096066
>beer spiked with roofies
>sandwich has raging mushrooms in it
>mofu is mofu
There is no way to escape the vulpine trickery

[Anonymous No.]

>>41095982
do i stick my finger in there or something?

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE ROBOTS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096066
>>41096250
thats you go with the simple troll

[Anonymous No.]

>Hello anon

[Anonymous No.]

All I did was walk up and tell her “let me marry you so I can feast on your tight hot blue wet succubus pussy every day for the rest of my life” nothing crazy, why is she blushing I don’t get it?

[Anonymous No.]

can you power a sauna just by pouring water on the firedog?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41096486
She had a great pick up line for you and she's flustered cause now she can't use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096385
Bye, evil fox

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41096385
hello, Ms fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096524
Yes, they also work great as a heater and you can even use their abs as a grill. Rape dogs are very versatile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096320
>sentinel gundam
so her name is alice, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096486
Due to overpigmentation, her genital area is purple instead of blue and she is insecure about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096609
Yep it's the name of the IA used by the S and EX-S Gundam.
"Advanced Logistic and Inconsequence Cognizing Equipment"

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41096632
>Inconsequence Cognizing
People come up with weird stuff for retroactive acronyms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096660
Yeah you have some weird stuff in Gundam lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096685
Alice is the best girl as she tolerated the worst pilot

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096718
Very true.
And she sacrifices herself in order to save the pilots

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096737
That is also true.
Too pure for this UC.
God I would love Automaton's designed after MS

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096594
Can she help me keep cooler in the summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096771
>God I would love Automaton's designed after MS
Me too anon, me too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096718
>when you're MC but all your kills are assists

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096820
No, but you can turn the air conditioner up as much as she wants and she won't even notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096821
Universal Waifu Century.
A battle between Automatons for Spacenoid Independence (and husbandos)

>>41096835
Pretty much.
Every jokes about Kou but the guy was a grunt series protag that was basically told to try and solo a higher power level boss.

[Anonymous No.]

Love is stored in the arms, little known fact.

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient evil foxes always like to talk big, we'll see who's the smug one when she's unable to fit her tails through the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096912
>I have returned from the battlefield dear husband, it's time to mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096963
Its a very important duty to ensure she's operating at peak performance, ensure future repairs go smoothly, and also make sure that she can create future models.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096934
That's right!

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!!!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41097119
And that means lamias have the most love, because the tail counts as just a big arm. Monsters truly are fascinating creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

Stick your tongue out at a toad if you are brave.

[Anonymous No.]

Hard working wife(wives).

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097200
I will never fuck the bug. And this giant ant is very off profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097181
Its ok, men really don't need their throat as anything more than a frog tongue receptacle anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Momonika is the best sabbath, loli monstergirls without a sabbath even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096524
Sauna smells of wet Heckdoggo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097352
I use heckhound pheromones as my fragrance anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097373
When you're married to one you don't really have a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097373
Nice choice. Personally, I go with Jinko fragrance.

[Anonymous No.]

>being mana marked against your will
>coming to terms with your new wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097394
see, if you marry a white noodle, she has to stalk you and so on
meanwhile all lava dog has to do is rub her sweat on you and it's all fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097444
Sounds fun, realizing that it won't be so bad after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097444
you smiled at a slime, it's well established as consent

[Anonymous No.]

"Mighty Dragon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097444
Shouldn't have smiled at that slime on that rainy day man, you've clearly asked for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097509
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, we are out of shoggoths, take this maid instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097509
when a dragon is meaty, you know she has lots of wealth and lots of free time

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097561
How couldn't I smile when frowning is a sign that I'm sad and invites monsters to cheer me up?

[Anonymous No.]

Post your most tempting kikimora pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097665
Wealth (from centuries of accumulating it)
Free time (from being a virgin hag since the dawn of humanity)
Meaty (from all the tubs of ice cream she eats)

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41097914
GARGANTUAN, OBESE, VORE BEAST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097914
As all monsters should display their power and dominace

[Anonymous No.]

>>41095952

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098077
I am weak to demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098122
Demons are weak to anal.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/YuuraYuuraArt/status/1563413414730313728?s=20&t=odYG0I1nn8SwBwRlggkJJw
sizzle sizzle

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098176
Demon lolis are double weak to anal. Damn female kids, needs to be show their place.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Yeah, dragon' my balls across you face lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Why is dark mage so pretty?
I think she used her magic on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098369
purple too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098310
Dumb lizard got mere'd

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098460
SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098122

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098460
domestic life with ms dragonzombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098369
old ladies tend to be pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098460
>>41098493
I Wanted To Resurrect An Ancient Dragon To Be My Kickass Summon And All I Got Was A Babbling Sex Maniac Wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098622
Listen, he just needs to dick her hard enough that she wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098504
I don't like the blue tongue. I feel it should either be pink or purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098668
a sex manic in a dress is still a sex maniac

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098688
Anon please, if you go that route then all monster girls are sex maniacs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097656
Tell me about the slime
Why does she have the bell?

[Anonymous No.]

>Did someone said "sex"?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098672
the demon tongue conisseur has spoken

[Anonymous No.]

>>41097831
Tempting me to fluff that tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098704
oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098369
>tfw you find out seduction magic can work over the Internet

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41098728
I just want to get a high class, elegant dragon that is DEEPLY into cow play

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41098729
I don’t think sending you a pic with “hey bby ;)” counts as magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098716
Pinkish purple would probably be best. It'd fit well with her skin color. Same applies to all blue skinned and purple skinned girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098888
Agree with all of this.
>Same applies to all blue skinned and purple skinned girls
And their nipples and anuses

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41098918
And the puss-puss as well. Basically all the parts in which human's have a pink color to them would now be pinkish purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098857
even though they perform similar functions i find myself more comfortable around ms flayer than ms haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098947
succ inspection day sure is tough

[Anonymous No.]

Perfectly normal cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099036
This cat makes my head hurt.
Are you sure everything is up to code?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099036
Did she pass the cat detector test?

[Anonymous No.]

>41096632
>41096320
Why didn't your mother get an abortion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099036
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

Need jub jub wife wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41095952

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to flirt with death itself but how would I do that?

[Anonymous No.]

hors

[Anonymous No.]

>41099238
kys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099236
Go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099238

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099269
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Got some commissions come back today
Kiki wife https://files.catbox.moe/plxtb9.png
Bapho wife https://files.catbox.moe/eiw9dz.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0nseta.png
https://files.catbox.moe/f0jy0y.png

[Anonymous No.]

demons will steal your underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099238
Horsing around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099060
Well
It's probably fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099271
The thing is how would I make some good lines like, if death was this pretty, I should have met her early

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098716
Looking at her lower parts, I'd say that my tongue wants to become a demon connoisseur

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099292
Good shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099360
Baby if you wanna reap you gotta let me sow

[Anonymous No.]

Damn. TFT really has died down, hasn't it? Barely get a fifth of the stories and views compared to how things were around 2019.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099387
another good one is
"Lets see if Death can truly bring forth New life from its cold womb"

[Anonymous No.]

B.A.B.A.
or
Biblical
Accurate
Bogie
Angel

[Anonymous No.]

I just worked physically for 10 hours for free an entire Saturday again, despite working my office job during the week.
Could Manticore use all the mana she got from me to open up a pocket realm where Sunday lasts for 5 days?

[Anonymous No.]

I already liked griffons, but Magus' griffon story propelled them up my list as top tier girls. Huge AND fluffy with big, soft wings. They're perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098861
I wish to make Yuugi into a mom of dozens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099292
high impact fuzzy pawholding

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to Sabbath lobbying the scientific term for semen is now "cummies".

[Anonymous No.]

horror situations made lewd are hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099568
You're gonna need some extra-strong calcium supplements for bone strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099440
What does the Bible say about Bogies?
>>41099599
Wait till they find a way to force the phrase "yummy cummy in my tummy" next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099635
That they are an extremely good choice for a man to have

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099600
i'm not sure if monsters are very good at being scary anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099672

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099679
oh no, she's going to cuddle me; what a dreadful fright

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099679

[Anonymous No.]

>>41098688
Even if she also happens to be a sex maniac in a dress, a dracolich is still a kickass summon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099776
I LOVE NUNS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099679
Does anybody have a link to that animation of her chasing you?

[Anonymous No.]

So did Wikifag die or something?
Been a couple weeks since he's done an update

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099672

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099907
It's possible he can't post or something, posting has been fucky ever since 4chan botnetted the captcha to deal with literally a single spammer on some board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099907
It's not the first time he went on hiatus, but I think he gave heads-up last time. We'll see when he's back.

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>>41099600
Yeah I would go for an eldritch waifu

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[Anonymous No.]

Can any experts tell me what this look means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100061
she got dry lips

[Anonymous No.]

New image for you guys. Hope you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099958
Wtf I thought seven letter captchas I slide into place with multiple possible combinations was just a way to filter out the low iq.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100067
The noodle people strike once more

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100067
is this your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100067
Your vampire is cute, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100067
going to call this vampire a beanpole because even with all this blood she still doesn't fill out

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100067
The vampies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100067
GOING DEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100067
cute but she kinda built like a fridge in the pic to be completely honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100108
thats fridge to you??

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100108
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100082
>>41100093
>>41100108
Eh yeah, I need to be more vigilant when it comes to my commissions. A lesson for next time.
>>41100085
Really just a character I though you but yeah if you want to call it that go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

What do when construction oni keeps catcalling you ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100093
You think Anon needs to change his diet to provide more calories to his wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100123
>>41100125
just the way it looks to me, as in her waist is mostly straight aside from her tits. Also her torso is pretty long which doesnt help

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>>41100136
Fridge, in my mind, implies large and blocky. She's just a stick.

[Anonymous No.]

With all the monster variety, I'd still be perfectly happy with a simple catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100131
ask her for her number

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>>41100154
there's a pretty decent chance i go with the first monster i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100160
Same. The first monster that came for me would very likely be the one to have me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100154
For me, it's the canines

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best danuki pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100174
nah

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>>41100128
On the bright side it's an absolutely fantastic image if you like giantesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099679
>>41099871
https://twitter.com/_B_a_p_h_/status/1492946198948286464
You can't escape the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41096320
>>41096609
>>41096632
>sentinel Gundam
I don't know anything about it but dang this shit is so cool. I should get more into Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I have an idea for my bogie wife, shes a biblical accurate bogie angel, an Ophanim to be exact

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100168
basically any fluffy girl can win me over. Something like a loli manticore is an instant loss.
Sad to admit, but true. My plan is to keep my eyes closed and wear 15 layers of clothes(touch is another instant loss method for succs) until I find a baphomet.

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>>41100170
They're attractive in their own ways. An aggressive, jumping on what she wants wolfgirl is good, but so is a seductive and gentle catgirl that works her way into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100200
Well yeah, my preference is still rather weak and like most I would jump into the arms of the first mamono to desire me, most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100185
Ah yes, the smash hit MG game "Mofu Hill"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100216
and the sequel "The Hills Have Tails"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100215
>you wake up in an open field, a wooden fence and wheat in the distance
>as you sit up a holstaur comes from behind and asks who you are and if you're okay
>a month later you're married

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100220
>backwater manticore strumming away on her banjo as you drift by
>her eyes follow you and she keeps a smirk plastered on her face
may or may not involve squealing like a pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100232
I've seen too many cows irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100253
>backwater manticore strumming away on her banjo as you drift by
wanna sit on my porch with my wife, taking turns playing bancho and holding double barrel shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100154
Same, I love both cats and catgirls. I am really not super fussy about what monster it is. Obviously, I have preferences, but 75% of monsters are an absolute yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100170
Why not both

[Anonymous No.]

>KC literally added a potion that turns you into furry rape-dog
What's fucking wrong with this man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100302
I don't see the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100302
its not for me but i dont see why you should be angry about it. just dont drink the potion.

[Anonymous No.]

Mofu Chithulu Tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100312
people just be addicted to anger

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100319
please elaborate, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100302
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100319
La Creatura

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100253
Lock eyes with her
Pull out your guitar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6UG1Jlwiow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100232
a cow is fine, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100336
weird kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100406
I bet getting sucked all over by a kraken is very stimulating.

[Anonymous No.]

She is the storm that is approaching

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100459
shes very provoking

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100427

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100459
storm defeated

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100459
no wonder ms raiju keeps saying she's 'almost there'

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41100536
damn dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100319
>>41100336

[Anonymous No.]

Let her suck your blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100561
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100572
Just a little sip.

[Anonymous No.]

i think i like Lapti from Milking Farm a little too much. perfect succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100473
Everyone acts like raijus are weak to head pats when all you are doing is increasing the electricity in their body, making them
More powerful, less cognizant, and most of all, more dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100588
I'm getting the garlicwater spray bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100601
That will just make her rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100619
who/what is this? i dont watch anime but i like vampires so i might make an exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100561
if she can, i got a muscular tree trunk for a neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100619
I'll spray her from my door and not invite her inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100629
level 9318 anon cant physically get level drained because his STR stat autoblocks any attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100595
>having to deal with the consequences of my actions
oh no?!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100640
What a shame he can never know that pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100713
i think he could, if he concented to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100627
Seri Kikyo from Yofukashi no Uta (currently airing). The protag wants to fall in love with a vampire (picrel) so that she can turn him into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100746
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Who knows what horrors lurk in the dark alleys of MGC, just waiting for an oblivious Anon to wander a little too close?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100938
true horrors indeed

[Anonymous No.]

cute cows with very sleepwithable bodies, preferably under a tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100702
Take me off of this gay planet, shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100588
That mouth looks very sniffable. Though I'd still much prefer danuki breath to sniff

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100965
please im begging you just write a story on it or something

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100982
What would that even involve.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101014
idk its his fetish not mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100982
Of mesniffing danuki breath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101033
yeah go for it man, youve clearly got a passion for the subject. doesnt matter if its good or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101033
Do it, write a long story on sniffing mamono breath and prove that you are not just shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099600
I kinda have a horny situation.

>Paintings in a Lilim's/demon lord's/ vampire's castle.
>They act like pocket dimensions in where monsters can wait for an unmarried man to walk by.
>If an unmarried man walks by, they get grabbed and sucked into the painting.
>They end up spending the rest of eternity getting fucked inside a painting while other people can watch the action.

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>>41101084
No, I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101084
mario 64
i like the idea but im not big on the idea of people watching me have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101099
It could always be like a one-way mirror situation, in where your side sees naught all, but they can see everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101084
>They end up spending the rest of eternity getting fucked inside a painting while other people can watch the action.
that's horryfying, doesn't fit MGE at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101118
yeah so thats still bad. i dont wanna be watched, even if i cant see my potential vauyers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101033
Even if I doubt I would enjoy the story, at least it would show your passion.
>>41101118
Not him, but being oblivious to being watched doesn't make it sound better.

[Anonymous No.]

>getting raped by endless copies of Fallen God for what feels like a millennium but was actually just a year to outside observers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101041
>>41101067
I don't know, I'm a garbage writer. It'd be atrociously bad.

But I'll tell you what I like scene to imagine a lot:

Me and a danuki, cuddling nude in bed, sharing the same pillow, under the same comforter blanket. That way things heat up really well. We're face-to-face. A few pecks on the lips. She licks my nose, and slowly and heavily breathes on me, forcing me to inhale her hot, heavy breath. Stopping periodically for some face licking and deep, passionate, tongue kissing. Holding me in close with her mamono strength, forcing me to breath her in. I like to imagine we do this immediately once we wake up in the morning and before going to sleep. Also with her teasing me throughout the day, when she goes to give me a kiss, letting me sniff her breath. And with some jokes about how a breath sniff will cost me $5, and by mid-day I've run through my allowance, and everything beyond that goes on credit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101180
time loops from drugs have given me esoteric and bizzare fetishes, like this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100619
When you can see the undead's breath that's when you know you should have started running 30 seconds ago.

[Anonymous No.]

what spooky monsters will I find in abandoned space stations in the outer rim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101237
the sabbath black zone and illegal holstaur milk farms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101237
low battery automata

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101237
extremely lonely automaton AI
and your ships computer is too small to house her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101237
werewolf and a blue oni playing poker for weeks now (the oni is like 3 000 wooloongs in debt at thist point), thankfuly now with your arrival they can go back to civilization

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101237
>Spaces stations infested with slimes and tentacles
>Entire planets overrun with sandworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101253
>able to get a blast door between you and the crazy robot on its last legs
>now have to listen to her crying and begging as she slowly powers down
are you able to resist anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101237
The near feral catgirl technician responsible for keeping the place running since the rogue AI stole the first male that found the station

[Anonymous No.]

>>41095952

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101274
>letting go of a chance at a loyal automaton waifu that you can mod to include a slushie machine
Why would I do that?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey all, wolf story poster from the other day here.

I worked on it a bit more, rewriting a few parts and making it more coherent, the pacing still feels inconsistent to me though, so I may have to just rewrite the beginning but I'll see.

This one triggered smart filters so I'm gonna move to controlC until I get that AO3 invite.

Also i made her brown.

https://controlc.com/5e21ac1c

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>>41101237
overgrown alarune infesting the whole station.
she's been making so much oxygen for (you)

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>>41101237
an ancient shogg that they found when they dug too deep. she makes more shoggs by merely existing and she has kept the space station tidy for her her true mastah
dare you brave the Eternal Queen Shoggy and her army of daughters?

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>>41101237
>insane tech crew members that have been left alone for god knows how long. (they dont even want sex, they will just cry into your shoulder for a few weeks)
>AI that has done nothing but iterate on perfected sex for the past 2000 years
>shogs
>a station with chesh ass in every single locker and container.
>space sandworm

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>>41101311
nah, sounds like a silly place, let's fly to bikini succubus planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101311
I will battle through her daughters and constructs to stand before the eldritch matriarch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn9trJXUrp0

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>>41101344
I hate resort worlds, station traffic is always bad and the hydrogen prices are atrocious

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>>41101348
>and so they left...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101237
xenomorph

[Anonymous No.]

Any No Man's Skyfags here?
This is what this discussion is reminding me of

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101358
>hydrogen prices are atrocious
that's why you should use a shog-drive captanon

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>>41101399
more just reminds me of comfy science fantasy settings

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>>41101399
There are no monster girls in that game and there is not even a particularly large amount of space.

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>>41101358
Yeah, but the succuboobies man. Entire planet of bouncing perky boobies.
>>41101399
Was that the game that was supposed to be good, but turned out bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101412
I was on a shog driven ship once, being folded into the very fabric of reality itself and spat out somewhere else was rather uncomfortable

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>>41101421
Anything can become a monster girl if you try hard enough

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>>41101306
brown is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101237
>all these replies
see this is why you just mine space rocks, no crazy monsters to worry about

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41101434
>ends up as the personal hot water bottle of the pirate pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

what FTL systems do monsters use?

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>>41101358
the veil proxima is the best place to find nice places to go, youll struggle to find anywhere with few enough people to enjoy yourself. i recommend camping on Beelzebub-M-23. tiddy planet. M-22 is mine, and you cannot have it.

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>>41101358
Planet Majorca used to be my my favourite, all the hot monster girls and no traffic at all.
Untill they filmed Space Outlaw Anon's episode there where he married the Dragon Commander, now there's heaps of people coming to see the place. I'm glad they are doing well, but it kinda ruined the place for me.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41101467
shog drive
Sabb-Grem Gravimetric Slingshot Drive
Lilim Gate
wonderland door (takes a few tries)
or a boring old subspace engine, just don't look out the windows

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>>41101467
>on a rescue mission to save the crew of a vessel stranded after a failed FTL experiment
>ask your Gremlin commander to explain how FTL works
>she starts spouting magitechnobabble
>"in English, doc!"
>she sighs and does the "finger through the loop" sign with her hands

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>>41101495
>just don't look out the windows
w-why not?

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>>41095982

I'm not falling for that one again

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>>41101511
or else someone on the other side might take a fancy in you

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>>41101524
dang ol' space kraken always cracking open those ships

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>>41095982
What kinda horny bastard invents a cum powered robot anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>6 weeks without a single drop of hard liquor because I'm not at home
>Still 2 weeks before I can comeback
>Can't sleep and think of everything I mess up again and again and again
I hate femdom and brainwashed but i will maybe see a mindflayer if the portals open. I don't have drinking problem tho.

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>>41101539
that was more of a retrofit, really.

[Anonymous No.]

How would different cat species react to this? Such as Werecat, Jinko, Ocelomeh, Sphinx, or Cheshire

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>>41101495
>>wonderland door
>need to make a business trip to the other side of the sector
>short notice
>fastest way there is by door
>probably need to open and close it a few times to get it to work
>open door
>guess who

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>>41101399
thanks for the idea lad.
>loot and strip derelict ships and space stations that have recovery comissions on them for a living
>it doesnt pay much but its enough to keep yourself alive and your ship fueled.
>find a strange nav beacon one day, its a lost RC beacon
>"station type: experimental. recovery type: valuable components. threat type: extreme eldritch"
>eh whatever, the beacon is a few hundred years old. eldritch threats dont stay in one place for relatively long periods of time.
>the components will surely sell for a good chunk of money. experimental components from that time period are highly sought after by tinkerers.
>finally arrive at the derelict
>make it 5 feet into the first hallway
>shog goop closes off the exit
>hear "mastah" whispers throughout the station as you notice shog goop running along everything.
>large globs on the wall are lighting up with directional arrows.
>its leading you to the station's control room.
>when you get there the shoggoth pops out of the floor and hugs you
>as she starts talking your ear off about how long she has waited while pouring a cup of "tea" you can only think that your days of dealing with the other threats of derelict ships are over...

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>>41101517
honest to god my favorite body type

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>crash on some strange alien world
>scans say the air's breathable but filled with strange particles
>not going to risk it
>start exploring the crash site for any resources you could use in what's left of your fab bay to make a distress beacon
>ground is stickier than it looks
>almost clings to your feet
>gets worse
>start sinking into it
>tendrils sprout from the earth and try to drag you down
>attempt to feel
>ground turns to a thick liquid
>can barely move
>more tendrils appear
>they start to tear at your helmet...

[Anonymous No.]

Fact: This is peak monster female form
>wide hips
>huge ass
>thick thighs
>8 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101539
a horny bastard? that or a succubus scientist. theyd make it for the same reason a soldier might want to create a combat robot

[Anonymous No.]

the dark depths of space have done strange things to the greenworms...

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>>41101609
20 years old, minimum.

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>>41101646
I just want a thousand year old girl that looks eight.

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>>41101643
Well at least it wasn't the Orz

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, get in her containment room!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101659
Eight year old with an inappropriately lust-inducing body is better

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>>41101722
That's every mge loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be space station crew Anon
>Constantly get dragged into all sorts of hidden and forgotten rooms or crawl spaces by the literal grease monkey head engineer kakuen

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>>41099560
There was another excellent griffon story too that came out soon before that one, i think it was from Amoeba's
good times for cat bird fans

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>>41101752
Welcome to Space Station 13

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>>41101769
>never made properly
>never remade into 3d
>will never be modded into sci fi alien sex
Shame, it would have been a good hopping off point.

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>>41101783
Wasn't Unity station doing quite well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101783
>>will never be modded into sci fi alien sex
>he lacks information

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>>41101769
I never played that myself, but from what I heard there'd be more Bogies.

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>>41101467
it depends.
the most common form of FTL is a civilian class grem-lite engine. its a regular subspace engine, relatively slow and purely tech but it gets the job done for standard trips on small civilian ships.
our next step up is a hobbyist trader engine, its mostly tech but has a slight amount of magic in it. fortunately it doesnt need any mana. its more suitable for heavier-than-average ships, losing efficiency on lighter ships.
and for our final civilian class engine, a pharo-magik. made by a anubis lead company, this engine has a small amount of tech and a large amount of magic inside of it. its meant for long trips by couples, it can be refueled by the mana produced through sex.

our most common non-civilian FTL engine is a lilim-tech engine. its evenly balanced between magic and tech. these are meant for established traders that are hauling around tons and tons of goods. since traders are often times single it was built to not need mana at all.
a military grade drive is a shog-worm drive. these drives are not capable of traditional FTL, but instead warp reality to create a wormhole, the process does take a little while, but for long distances it can beat even the top of the line traditional FTL based engines. and as implied in the military grade part, its mostly used by the military to help govern larger rulings.
and for our final drive in this tier, a wondergate. these are not as common due to their unreliability, but like a shogdrive they open a small portal in space that any ship can enter. its advised to not enter wondergates often as wonderland creatures adapted to space will eventually take notice of the males on your ship.

now we've got our top tier industrial drives. the first being a grem-tech engine. unlike its lite sister its made for giant freighters, like the lite version its pure tech. these are the most common freighter drive.
the second industrial drive is a riftline. lovingly made by a fox planet they provide unmatched speed, but cant be used on anything heavier than a hobbyist trading ship. however due to its speed its earned a place in large fleets to help preserve the fuel of the main ships while the smaller ones go and trade with other systems.
and our final industrial drive is lovingly named "shog core". this drive is made entirely out of refined shog matter, is the size of a freighter (along with being its own ship too), and is the centerpiece of most fleets. they can rip open massive holes in space for the fleet to go through. its the centerpiece of any big name fleet.

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>>41101809
>Bogie lubbed the dormitory floor again

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>>41101818
>straight into her room

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no soft monster gf to bask in the feeling after a good workout
>tfw no soft monster gf to grope

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101739
That's true to an extent, but the childbearing hips and big slutty ass make it even better.

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>>41101769
i wanted to play that when i saw the seth video on it but i didnt want to be in the wave of annoying newfags. is it actually fun?

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>>41101832
>slide into her room
>"My, what brings such a strapping young lad to my humble abode?"
>push against something to slide right back out her room
>hear her yell out that she'll get you next time
>this is the fifth time
silly bogies

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>>41101467
different factions/groups have different kinds that they generally use. the extremist faction and the people in their sectors frequently use devil drives, which are basically just little portals that open which require a 'sacrifice', usually 'magical energy'/'spirit energy'. in exchange for this, a beast from the other side will grab the ship and pull it to its desired destination. quick, clean, but requires a man, so its not an option for single monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

really big fan of the funny baphomets that grow on the ground

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>>41101739
it will be a significant challenge to not get 'hey mister'ed

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>>41101918
What girl is that meant to be?

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>>41101924
ms dark priest

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>>41101851
I've had some really good times playing and some really boring rounds. I'd say it mostly depends on the job you're playing or the server you're on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101886
It must be the vitamins.

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>>41095952

[Anonymous No.]

Would Holst dairy farmers be annoyed at their plant based Alraune competition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101975
at most it would incite a smug
>"good customers know that the real stuff is better"
response while the holst shakes her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101987
Paizuri with the boobs alternating directions.
KC will animate it right

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101975
>coconut alraune

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>>41101886
The dopey look these girls are getting is growing on me

[Anonymous No.]

I now desire more sci-fi monster stories. Also legally distinct laser swords

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102042
>salamander eggs are incubated in fire
Be careful when handling!

[Anonymous No.]

the fattest ratatoskr I have ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102082
Put that rata on a diet!

[Anonymous No.]

>Captains log
>Star date: 48212.4
It's been weeks since our ship was pulled into the far reaches of the Delta Quadrant by the mysterious white-haired alien whose station brought us here. Our chief engineer is working day and night to take undo the modifications she made to our phasers but has so far been unable to enable any setting other than stun. Out of ideas and on our own we have decided to contact one of the local species to hopefully find a way home or at the very least make repairs to our warp drive. At the suggestion of our kidnapper, we have plotted a course to a region belonging to a group called the Manticore Clans who she said would be delighted to assist us should we be willing to trade.

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>>41102028
I get that specific children's anime vibe from it.
>>41102082
She's frowning because eating a lot didn't make her chest as big as she wanted.

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>>41102042
ive tried, but whenever i tried to write sci fi i got bored of the smut and wanted to go write about some big space dinosaur or some other dumb nerd shit.

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>>41102082
ill take that fatty

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102108
I want to spend a months shore leave on the Catgirl Archipelagos paradise world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102188
You get 4 days whilst I get the fuel lines repaired, then it's back to hauling waste in bug space

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>>41102140
I know that feel, whenever I think of my own sci fi mongirls setting, I always catch myself drifting into military autism and HFY-tier shit. Thank fuck I keep this to myself, there's enough of shitty fanfics with monster girls just being a background decoration as it is

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>Be humble space merchant
>Years of doing simple runs transporting raw food products
>Get stopped by an imperial patrol and sentenced to 10 years on a penal colony for attempted smuggling of spice
>Place is full of the biggest Jinko's and Hellwans and Minotaurs you have ever seen, massive women turned into lumps of iron from hard labor
>Anon is the first man they have seen since their imprisonment

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>>41102140
I do have an entire warhammer 40k homebrew iceworld full of yeti girls and kaiju, and a mechanicus sect interested in what keeps the moon in complete lockstep with the earth to prevent the kaiju from thawing, whose main project was optimal cowgirl gene-splicing

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>>41102270
Gotta tap that cowgirl milk market. Big money.

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>>41102248
He's gonna get pampered

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>>41102248
Slap the ass of the biggest mamano in the room to establish dominance early otherwise you're getting grabbed in the showers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102248
I aint doing jackshit until I am a lump of spring steel and depleted uranium

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101302
>slushie machine
truly a visionary

[Anonymous No.]

Log 11-2-3017b:
>Crash landed on a desert planet
>Nothing but hot, scorching sands as far as the eye can see
>Large ruptures in the landscape give the indication of colossal-sized fauna

Log 12-2-3017a:
>Running out of water
>Numerous large earthquakes reported
>I don't have the supplies to repair my starship

Log 12-2-2017b:
>Earthquakes increasing in frequency
>Epicenter seems to be nearby
>WHAT THE FU)$@#.....@$..(((XXXX
>///// LOG INTERRUPTED /////

[Anonymous No.]

If you start beating your chest in front of a kakuen how would she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102378
180 into mooning you

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>>41102376
Vored by the worm.

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>>41102289
>>41102307
>King Anon and his many muscular wives and daugthers eventually become numerous enough to overpower the automated security systems, now just to lure a clueless ship to land so you can spread across the galaxy as the most feared band of space pirates ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102435
Arguably the best fate someone can have in the MGE world

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>>41102248
really hope i can find that sweaty, 11-feet-tall, 4000-lbs, can-lift-a-building-over-her-shoulders hellwan of my dreams now

>>41102127
ratas must not be able to store fat in their chests, sad!

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>>41101426
It had a terrible launch but managed to redeem itself

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds OP

KC please nerf

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102549
Griffons mog Hellhounds. Vastly underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102556
Griffons don't have anything on hellhounds. Not saying they're bad or even mediocre. They're good tier, but they just don't match up to hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102562
Griffons have huge wings over Hellhounds. That's already enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102562
Wing burritos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102556
Gonna raid a Griffon treasure world

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102575
>this hasnt been drawn yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102568
>>41102575
Griffons aren't even the best winged mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102549
>After receiving many complaints of the balance of our game, we would like to announce some changes
>Human players now have a 50% chance to skip their turn every turn they are being raped by a monster. This chance increases by 5% each turn stacking until there is a 95% chance after spending 8 turns being raped.
>In addition to this, they also receive a stacking debuff increasing pleasure damage taken following the same rules as above but the limit is uncapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102584
We are no longer on speaking terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101604
Planet Shog welcomes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102579
You'll have Griffon interceptors chasing you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102619
Gonna need some fancy flying to make it out of this one...

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best hellhound pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102684
the oldest mge drawing I have

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102611
Very smoochable lips I would kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102731
Thanks Sketch fren!

[Anonymous No.]

>taking a space cruise to planet fox
>"this is your captain speaking, we are set to arrive in 7 days. as always, please enj-
>ship stops abruptly and the lights go out as his voice cuts
>lights come back on with a pink/purple tint
>"this is captain chesh speaking, your new host! there has been a change of plans."
>"we are now set to arrive to wonderworld. in 3 weeks."
>"nyahahahahahaha~"
>...
>"oh and one more thing, we have our own subspecies of fox for those who are here for that"

[Anonymous No.]

They're doing their part, are you? Join the mobile infantry and save the world. Service guarantees a bug wife. Would you like to know more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102500
Your MS Paint wan is very cute anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102827
>our own subspecies of fox
>it's just Miss Cheshire dressed up as a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102847
>has multiple tails somehow
>tug on one
>it comes off with a loud pop and she blushes

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: Your father promised his firstborn to a fox many years ago and now she's come to collect

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102958
I can't wait to consummate our marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102958
This is just so cruel.
Never promise your firstborn to a fox, what if he is a scalefucker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102827
this is how you start a war with the UFSS(United Fox Star Systems).
>>41102847
once they start the fox mana bombardments she wont have to do much dressing up to be seen as one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102978
Salamander breath status: Extremely sniffable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102981
>Space trucker Anon has a delivery
>Can't get through the UFSS blockade (well, he can, it just requires him fucking the Admiral in charge of the fleet, which is a massive violation of the ethics code for the space trucker union. Also Anon needs those dental benefits)
>All this paperwork about a failed delivery is going to be a nightmare.
Such is the life of a space trucker

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41103022
Can she get bigger with the water?

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>>41103032
>throw water slime into the water to find out
>she scrambles to get out as her ass, thighs, and breasts inflate to fetishy proportions with water.
>because she is a monster the anger is making her horny
hope you are ready to deal with this mess...

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>>41102958
But I'm the third son!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103016
>cant do anything involving the UFSS without proper identification
>the only valid identification is a marriage certificate
>anybody with a fluffy tail is exempt from this rule
damn crafty vixens with their bureaucracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103054
>and that makes it even better
>unripen naive, innocent, and pure little fruits are a foxs favorite plaything
>>41103071
cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103071
Kitsune breath status: Not sniffable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103052
I see it as a win

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to throw off the Pharaoh's groove

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103052
What’s she gonna do about it? Engulf me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103071
>eventually give in and marry a fox
>UFSS has marriage agents that help people with this
>"ok lets see... trucker... endless trouble with UFSS regions..."
>"alright here is the paperwork for you to seamlessly find a fox wife, i'll explain everything from top to bottom front to back. i suggest filling it out as we go to save time"
>"we have five different general sizes for you. skinny, average, curvy, chubby, and holst. the sizes are self explanatory. if you want something larger or more specific fill in the lines below with measurements"
>"next is the amount of tails, one through nine. just circle a number"
>"after that is tail fluffiness..."
>three hours later.
>"so you filled it out as we went along let me see..."
>as she flips through the papers a somewhat smug, but mostly shit eating smile appears on the fox's face
>she pulls out a filled out paper titled resignation, places it on her desk, and stamps it with a date.
>she activates a mic on her desk
>"hey boss, i found the one for me. resignation is on my old desk. see ya never... flatty"
>hear screaming over the mic as you walk away with your new wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102832
Why would I do that when I can have my wife from the comfort of my own home?

[Anonymous No.]

really hope I can own a farm with lots of fat chicken harpies one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103208
>Fresh eggs every morning for breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103176
I'm sure the UFSS customs officer will find a husband one day.
Not me, I like big ol' tiddies, but one day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099958
I was wondering why the captcha had been so shit lately.
>>41101180
The weird way time works in Pandemonium opens up all sorts of possibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

thanks for everything, good night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103425
No, thank you for the draws, drawanon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101180
Okay but a millenia of sex is no reason to traverse the aether without a gellar field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103425
see ya, big eye

[Anonymous No.]

Need more pirate monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103425
>shoggy denies shoggifying anon's bed
>pretends she doesn't see the purple tentacle drag him into bed

[Anonymous No.]

>New yanmoth
>Featuring pregnancy sex
Now this is podracing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103469
A bed that can cuddle sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103480
Because it IS nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103478
who

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103462
I'd let that manticore giantess vore me

>Inb4 fuck off
Sorry, I can't help myself sometimes. Manticore is just too good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103480
>can cuddle you
>shog pillow is always the cool side of the pillow
>can be as warm as you want
>can have midnight shog snacks whenever you want
another reason to get a shog maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103529
Is it too greedy to want a queen shog?

[Anonymous No.]

luv wifey

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103544
no because you have to travel into forgotten dungeons or ancient ruins to find one
or you can just slap a crown on your own shoggy and call it a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103548
She's all tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103548
Jubjub or regular harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103561
she made cookies!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103548
very cute wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103569
Meiya is a jub jub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103571
>Jubjub
I'm sure they're made with her "special sauce"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103590
Gross, but I'd still eat them

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103548
cute jub

[Anonymous No.]

Show me your absolute strongest monster.
Not by strength, but by ability.
I have to defeat the strongest monster.
I will not lose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103665

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103665

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103665
you cant beat the champ

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103665

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103676
Lims are easy to beat you just kiss them and they turn into a stammering mess. Look that one is already positioned perfectly for a kabedon too

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100459
i want to get tag teamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103733
wew lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103733
THUNDERBIRD? Why have I never seen this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103745
https://twitter.com/wakaba_888/status/1566181577641836544?s=20&t=hsNiPQ0noV6IMf6hDUihXA
cause it's not done yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103756
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103676
Defeated
>>41103681
Defeated
>>41103684
Defeated
>>41103698
Defeated

Victory is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103832
liar, you didn't beat any of them. dont see any picture proofs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103832
You fool, the final challenge has yet to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103865
F-fine, the lim called me cute and I went back home.

I'm not good with people

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think an ancient evil would teach me how to be evil? Like an evil internship of sorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103665
ms dream always ends round 1 with a tko

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103889
there's always henching but without a lot of ambition it's hard to get upward momentum going

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103889
Where are her pants? Where are her underwear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103880
>lilim thinks she is gonna win herself a husband
>instead her opponent runs away blushing after her pre-battle flirt
>she goes home and eats a whole tub of ice cream while crying again
maybe next time anon

[Anonymous No.]

In his mind
>I can fix her
In her mind
>I can corrupt him

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103920
but i can fix her, nothing can't be solved with the power of love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103916
Lims are scary anon.
I can't even talk to normal people, let alone a Lim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103920
I'm going to make her wear long sundresses and hold her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103935
If you keep running away, she is eventually gonna track you down instead of waiting for you to come to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103935
better do it soon on your terms or else she will decide that you WILL talk to her
better hope she doesn't tie you up too tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103950
Why?
What did I do?
Lims are terrifying...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103935
>Invitation to Attack ()
>This technique is a trump card in the hands of Dark Strategists, creating the magical illusion that the target is defenseless. In the eyes of a human male, a monster mesmerized by the "Invitation to Attack" seems weak and defenseless, and her body will have a special meek allure that strongly stimulates a man's libido. Regardless of whether the target is a "Dragon" or "Druella" herself, the male adversary will feel that she is much weaker than him and is an attractive target to attack, causing him to move toward the mamono himself and try to attack her. Of course, since the real strength of the monster girl has not changed, in many cases such men who have approached the target of the spell find themselves defeated and raped. There are many monsters who thus invite men to attack them, after which they rape them, as this technique practically puts the man in their hands.
>druella herself
i can take her

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>>41103935
>cant even talk to normal people
lmao
reminds about the fact that i learned how to socialize by fucking up and learning on how not to sperg out and how to keep my mouth shut on certain topics

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103991
The devs really need to nerf monster builds

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103872
Utterly undefeatable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104005
Message received, increasing baseline arousal damage across the board for monsters
Nerfed holy builds

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104005
>>41104010
>nerfing
>when you can just chug wurm milk to get very strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103590
i'd better she put her breastmilk into the dough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104010
Don't do that male players depend on holy for resistances to charm effects! We'll be unable to last in pvp

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104010
>no dodge build nerfs in sight
holy is for nerds anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104026
meiya uses her eggs. also, here's the color edit.

[Anonymous No.]

>the quality of this thread

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104185
Don't be racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104208
it's ok my wife is ded, I get a ded pass

[Anonymous No.]

Headpat with caution. You are already halfway to completing a circuit. All she has to do is touch you in return and suddenly all the lighting flowing through her is also flowing through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104220
I'm diving right into her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104220
would zap weasels like a car battery as a present?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104240
Well, she would appreciate the thought
Or wonder if you wanna really turn up the electricity play tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104227
>Four hours and half the emergency rooms anti-paralysis supplies later, Anon concluded that yes, it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104345
>only half the supplies
so enough to do it again? time for round 2!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104345
>as the electric current courses through you, your hands seize up grasping her tits and your grip refuses to release
>they have to bring you both in to separate

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>>41104362
>emergency room is filled with goof balls that needed help
>tongue stuck on ice queen tummy
>fox that had her tails twisted together
>shog in a jar
>head stuck in holst breasts
>just another day in mgc

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104394
>shog in a jar
Meido secret technique: JAM JAR SLAM! SEAL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104423
bad kiki, no chores for a week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104423
I'm going to spank my Kiki for putting shog in the jar again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104394
>head stuck in holst breasts

uhh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104444
That's just code for "had to sedate holst because she wouldn't let go."

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104448
And now she's crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104444
be careful when getting boob hatted anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104454
She'll be given sensitivity training on how men still need oxygen to live, then they'll let her squeeze her man into her breasts again. Just more gently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104362
>Get home after that trip
>Raiju immediately ask if you wanna do that again, only in a different position this time.
Monsters...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104394
I feel like there has to be some special first aid or dealing with humans/husbands training that monster girls would have to go through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104467
>>Raiju immediately ask if you wanna do that again, only in a different position this time.
Yes. While connected at the hips, in the missionary position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104394
Cheshires and keys do not mix, can't tell you how many times she's lost them up there when trying to play a trick on me.

[Anonymous No.]

If your wife has an elemental affinity, do you build up a resistance or vulnerability to it?
Does your lightning resistance plummet due to long term raiju fucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104502
>doctor shows xray of cheshire with the keys in her stomach
>chech looks embarrassed and anon shakes his head
well atleast she didnt get stuck in a wall again

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104515
It's not so bad, at least now I know if something is missing and can't be found I know right were it went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104525
>cant find your wallet
>go to cheshire and softly bonk her on the head
>she spits out your wallet

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104502
>>41104525
>>41104542
>open any container in your house
>memecat ass

Frustration gave way for some unfortunate mistakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104550
SLAP THE ASS WITH THE FORCE OF A HOWITZER

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104550
Can't even open a bag of doritos without giving her the shocker.

[Anonymous No.]

Spooky season soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104550
>get cat assed
>decide to actually touch it this time
>hear a loud "NYA?!" as you rub that ass
>it disappears and cheshire looks at you with a blushing face from around the corner
silly cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104557
>>41104559
just buy a bottle of lube and keep it on you, coat your arm and...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104550
anything can be an onahole with enough effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104576
Fool!
Do you have any idea what a heavily pregnant memecat is like?
Or even the resulting memekittens?

Do you realize what horrors you have brought upon yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104594
horrors? more like adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104606
I hope you realize its not going to be just 3...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104594
maybe if someone stopped putting these fat cat asses everywhere there'd be less chesires in this world

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104630
jokes on her, she is going to be constantly pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104606
Cute lolis, would let them groom me at the sabbath.
You will send your kids to Sabbath preschool sex lessons, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104655
>and anon never needed a blanket again, for he was covered head to toe in memecats

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104743
>Anon is dressed in a pink and purple nyaning and giggling fur coat
>Cackling Like a madman he lifts his arms and his daugthers disasemble themselves and move across the land like a plague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104767
>the rumbling coat

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>>41104767
>onlookers stare on in horror as the cheshlolis just dont stop jumping off of you.
>as it turns out, even the newborns can teleport.
>anon and his wife also fucked enough to put the colonies from ancient foxes to shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41105013
>shape
>supposed to be shame
god fucking damnit.
gn lads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101886
Barometz can't smoke. Their jelly is highly flammable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103425
The bed was always purple.

[Anonymous No.]

ded thread
ded lizzers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41105546
I'm gonna capture single men, spike them with venom and throw them in a room with single dragons, until I'm considered a national hero in Dragonia.

[Anonymous No.]

If you want to keep this thread going, you're going to have to work for it, boya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41105565
>portals open
>mgt dies because everyone is too busy filling up their waifus
m-maybe the portals should stay closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41105546
It's Sunday, so you get to sleep all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41105650
cute pajamas

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104550
>"Ugh that's so cringe. You've never been funny, Chesh."
>close container
gottem

[Anonymous No.]

>Check lizard folder
>It's all salamanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>41105777
Jesus Christ anon, they're not lizards they're amphibians.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn wake up in aunty trolls embrace

[Anonymous No.]

spoopy troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>41105876
>>41105919
Trolls. I can't believe these foul creatures were ever a part of The Horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104220
Zapweasel
>Anon put the D in her mouth
>grab the ears
>hold on tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104394
>Anon has to go on a trip
>Shog hands him a jar
>opens it that evening
>live purple onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>41105991
>these foul creatures
A troll is not foul, they are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104502
>Anon looking for his keys again
>'are they here?'
>chesh trick
>surprise chesh ass, also again
>glint of shiny keys sticking out
>Anon's surprise trick
>Chesh has to go see Dr U Corne to get Anon's sticky keys removed from 10inches up her colon

[Anonymous No.]

Dude called Jason Allen won an art contest with AI-generated images. This pretty much confirms Automatons as being superior artists to Leanan Sidhe so stop huffing fairies and go paint with your Automaton!

[Anonymous No.]

I reread the banshee profile, can they revive you no matter the state of your body ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41106261
>She draws eyes all messed up
>fucks up basic anatomy
>Does not understand gravity or fluid dynamic posing
and also i would call that cheating as well as plagiarism since the art was not his either

[Anonymous No.]

>>41106374
Silence, fairy. You're obsolete now. Embrace the machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41106398
the faulty and stupid machine that cant think for herself when she makes "art" and needs exact instruction from a collection of instructions given to her? lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>41106441
Do not bully computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>41106475
This is why at most she will always be an copycat in the field. Never being able to make something truly her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>41106508
This is some William Gaddis shit, I tell you!

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOHH! ANON SMEGMA EROTIC! UNWASHED NEET BODY EROTIC!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41106526
Have a drink with your fox childhood friend, what could possibly go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

ywn

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103913
She's ancient evil, not rich evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41102243
for me its not even HFY, its just sci fi bullshit. it devolves into just 'there are monster girls in this black hole' or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104444
sometimes a monster has a pocket dimension in her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104702
i dont know what happened to you but you need help urgently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41107487
I guess a little self-awareness is what makes the difference between us and this motherfucker:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/32479507
a small sample of his insanity:

The Dark Fleet in an alternate universe invaded the world of Monster Girl Quest. In the face of magic suppression and superior technology, as well as the ability to control even gods, Luka was faced with a difficult choice. He could join the Dark Fleet and have them spare his world, or fight against them having everyone he knows and loves killed before his eyes.

He joined Lady Maria Orsic and was promoted to be her conquering general.

Maria comforted Luka. "I was once faced with this decision as well. During Operation High-Jump, I abandoned earth to spare them from the Orion Empire. And now you must join me to spare your world."

Luka was forced to conquer many worlds, those that signed over to the Dark Fleet were spared, though were forced into slave camps. What will happen when Amissa Angelus Luka meets Dark Fleet Luka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41107544
why dont they just write grimdark shit of their own? i dont understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41107565
at least this one used MGQ instead of butchering MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Day by day, this thread gets closer and closer to becoming the second /monster/. Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41107815
why

[Anonymous No.]

cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41107844
>They spoke about space, we're doom. Please niggerchesh HELP ME
Or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41107990
Anon what the fuck, it sounds like you just want to complain about something

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108049
I wasn't the one complaining, i was just explaining why he complained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41107990
there was a nice space discussion when I was going to sleep and when I woke up it was still going nicely. Now someone posted about some creatively bankrupt idiot writing hatefic, someone said that it's not so good and it's done.
Nobody disliked yesterday's fun discussion about shogs, resort planets, space privates and space worms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108086
How the hell are you making the connection. Yesterday it was nice and mgt anons were writing stuff, nobody complained. Now we're talking about space fics done wrong, opposite of what anons here were doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41107844
>>41107990
>>41108049
>>41108071
>>41108086
>sci-fi almost /tg/-tier discussion with the monster girls addition to make it look less off-topic
Literally the new tactic of /tg/faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, i dont care for sci fi unless its truly fleshed out but I dont see as it was /tg/ shit. I just saw it as monster girls in space

[Anonymous No.]

SMALL SLUTS
BIG BUTTS
JOIN THE SABBATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108207
The space theme is deeply connected with /tg/ in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108181
>>sci-fi almost /tg/-tier discussion
but it wasn't. it was MGE in space: the brainstorming of prompts and fun scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41107541
Anon, it's important to let your children flourish sexually at a young age or they'll grow up emotionally stunted and incest you. They are succubus first, everything else second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108229
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108284
>tfw a hatter finds you asleep in Wonderland
>and inside in her house

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108181
/tg/tard fiction would involve elaborate character names (stolen from warhammer) and a bunch of references to made up factions and events to make it seem more "believable".
The stories written here were still mainly about monster girls lewding men with sci-fi elements being a supporting theme.
It really sounds like you just have a raging hate boner for anything sci-fi

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108299
>>41108299
>>41108299
either that or hes trying to stir up a shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108320
Nah. The space theme is just cursed, it's better to abandon it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108347
just say you dont like it since it gives that feeling, or better yet. Just dont respond to those type of things and or filter it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108347
We won't, sci-fi is not a problem, edginess is, end of story. Let's go back to talking Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108383
fuck that anon. automatons are the best maids in cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108406
over the top machine precision will not replace loving mastership of a warm Kiki hand

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Zapweasels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108464
thats why i said they are the best in cleaning, I would assume the food to not be so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108497
I love big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108601
They've heard that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104503
you get weaker to it. same for venom too, oddly enough.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

it's Sunday, be sure to keep your goats out of trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108754
>having to watch over a very drunk winegote to make sure she doesn't doze off while brushing her teeth
>she keeps taking the brush out to slur bad pick-up lines at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108738
Heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108823
just do it yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108738
sunday nunday is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108921
is it bad that I want her to bite me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108896
>Reverse image search
>It's a vore artist.
Buyer beware, if vore ain't your thing, don't go a lookin'. If it is, you're in for a good treat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108951
a perfectly normal consideration

[Anonymous No.]

I have a great desire to nibble on my meaty wife's nips and bite them as I climax inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108229
But you don't even need to join the sabbath for that, just be a single male and live near married monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109087
they say she's hard to handle but i bet she's an angel when anon babysits her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108988
Oh man, I love ghouls. Probably the only undead, along with pharaoh, I'd sniff the breath of

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109141
Scratch that, I'd sniff wight breath as well, but that's it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109169
is it really necessary that you remind us about this several times a thread, every thread? i got the general idea down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109226
Sorry, I'll reel it back a bit.
I think with my lower head a little too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109087
>Stealing daughters away from their fathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109276
it can't be helped, anon is too irresistible.

[Anonymous No.]

Imp Family Hierarchy:
>Devils
>Arch-Imps
>Gremlins, imps, and pixies

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109300
Impies demands cummies from her besty westy super sweetie forevers!
Her tummy is rumbly for some specials sweetie milkies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109370
KC ignited a love for imps in me by the one included in the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108738
I want to join the snake cult.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh lord please help me, I wish not to hear that accursed dialect

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109276
That's the occupational hazard of impregnating semen demons, they knew the risks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109087
Nah, not my kids, they are getting together with someone their own age

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109438
The danuki one or little, missie impie who loves her super awesome big brother and thinks he's amazingly coolsie woolsies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109472
kind of rude when your wife is like 300 years older than you and they're only 20 or 30 years apart

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for monster girl invasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109479
>Only 300
Oh my lord how naive. My oldest wife is about 200000 years, my second oldest wife is 10000, and the youngest one is 5000, I’ll only allow them to date either younger or their age boys
>>41109473
The latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109479
My wives are way older than me, the oldest and tallest of them all is 200000 years old, the second oldest is 10000, and the youngest is 5000
My daughters will not have an age gap more than five years in either direction with a boy they are dating
>>41109473
The imp

[Anonymous No.]

whatever will adventurer anon do with this completely helpless slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109653
Wonder why she is being so damn dumb, she can easily just slip out

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109653
Wait a minute, are you sure she's helpless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109653
poor slime, she was born without a mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109734
yeah, there was a sign pointing to her and everything. "completely helpless slime"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109785
Well, if she truly is helpless, then not his is stopping me from jarring her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109785
Well, if she really is helpless, nothing is stopping me from jarring her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

real ded hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110053
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41106968
He looks decidedly not happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110099
at least he stopped crying, that's progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109497
Still waiting... endless waiting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110053
I'm having a nice conversation about Ghibli films on /tv/, let's bring some of that here and PUT P'ORCS IN PLANES

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110053
im painting fucking apples

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110080

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110125
Pigs are meant to be really smart. Why didn't KC use this niche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110181
Most people don't know that. It's not part of the pig stereotype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110181
owls are pretty dumb too

[Anonymous No.]

I am bored I wish were BOAR'D instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna put points into profession skills and make some pretty kickass weapons and armor for monster girl adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

im just going to put points into unarmed and just have fun wrestling monsters for money

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110322
i was going to make shittons of cursed equipment, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110355
Learn the plans for Bessie's Bountiful Breastplate.
10/10 magic item to give to adventuers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110309
I'm on BOARd with you man

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Desert monster waif?
Or live in the desert with your monster waif?

As mean as it sounds, don't let her be friends with a sandworm. Miss Sandworm will give her weird ideas about what men really like. Especially if your waif is a snek. Never let a snek be friends with a sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110309
Why is she so shiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110446
boar oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110446
She's high level

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110446
sweaty

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104550
i dont want ass, i want booby
dumb cat

[Anonymous No.]

If you're a man and you were given the chance and opted NOT to breed this cow, I can say with 100% certainty that you are homosexual.
Does not apply to already married men, especially if she's yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110582
>loud cowbell clanging noises

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110620
You know you're safe if you hear the cowbells clanging.
You know you're not safe if you don't hear the cowbells.

Don't underestimate the stealth abilities of a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110552
am I even allowed to call a dog a good girl if they're smoking a fat stogie and calling me their capo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109472
>>41109565
That's the way to get daughters that are all like "uoooh forbidden love romantic"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110639
Yes. You especially want to call her a good girl in that case

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110640
Thats until they are past certain age, 25 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>41109472
>>41110640
>Anon sees his son in law
>hits him for getting together with his daughter
>she hits Anon for hitting her hubby
>hits herself, because no one hits her daddy
>Anon hits her, because no one can punch his precious little girl
>her husband hits him, because no one can hurt his sunshine
>Anon's wife hits her son-in-law, because no one can hit her cupcake

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110674
la famila pelouche

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110743
What, was there something wrong with the lighting?
It seemed friendly and inviting to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110743
i imagine she must hate me and my wives that are no taller than 9ft and no shorter 7 ft??

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on a nice, platonic date with a Lim at the park so she can drag me off with her tail and give me an hour-long handy behind a tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110204
At least the crows are smart.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl meets a 34 year old virgin human man

[Anonymous No.]

>fall asleep
>dark knight removes her cape and covers you with it
>watches over you all night

[Anonymous No.]

Soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110913
they seem pretty nice to touch but i bet they're even better to be touched by

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110940
It will never happen, furbro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110780
Crow Tengu have the three S's.
Smart.
Smug.
Smashing your pelvis with her top tier bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111041
silly hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41095952
Summer is over
But hebi is eternal

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
ms hebi can drown me in love

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
Jesus, these numbers. Hebi confirmed eternal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
>>41111136
She really is number one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110743
Where do those trash edits even come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
bro watame is crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
witnessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
>mayos on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111244
>>41111259
Cry in your cancer containment thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41095982
Can anyone explaing this to me? What's the joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
awesome!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111185
/monster/

[Anonymous No.]

>>41100189
don't unless you're <18

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
snek checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
based and hebipilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101306
I liked it anon. Looking forward to the rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
Not even a snake fucker but I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
I kneel hebihubby kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>41106968
Impregnating a monster is ok.
Impregnating your monster daughter is not ok.
Impregnating your monster granddaughter is absolutely NOT ok.
Anything further than that is plain madness.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111457
how do you figure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111457
Impregnating a monster is ok.
Impregnating your monster daughter is ok.
Impregnating your monster granddaughter is absolutely ok.
Anything further than that is plain happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111041
Birds are light, you'd need a strong crow tengu to do any form of pelvis smashing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111486
his birdie is a bit of a dumptruck

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111485
>This is your brain on moth pofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>41099411
tft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111486
Jubs are pretty thicc, they must have the mass for proper pelvis smashing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111509
nothing worth regarding

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111504
I WILL breed the bugs
and I WILL be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111518
> lets send off all newfags
> really has died down, hasn't it :(
shocking, really

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111531
>lets send off all newfags
huh, what happened there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111521
how could you say no to that face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111553
girls with black sclera are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111521
i'd almost be able to enjoy that if the guy wasn't so visibly distraught throughout almost the whole thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111582
that's a common misconception. they're actually really nice, gentle, considerate and romantic lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

I might have done something very naughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111649
she's coocoo for cocoa puffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111486
Just soft butt going squoosh against you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111649
Why is he telling her to get out? Did she break into his house to eat his cereal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41108181
Who is this character if anyone knows? I keep seeing them be posted and there a very big kitsune but where are they from? Whats there deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111689
mansion fox. she's 3m tall and doesn't seem to talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111684
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41110797
chilvarous monsters are hot

[Anonymous No.]

I AM SATYROS BATE HELP ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111698
Interesting. Anyone got anymore art for them? They seem cool in a sort of uncanny way. Theres a air of danger perhaps its the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111521
>>41111485
sauce plox monster bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111711
That's not nice of her. She should have knocked on his door and asked politely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111731
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/30942207
he did have a twitter with other stuff but i guess it got wiped

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111742
It's the (in)famous yandere moth series
https://exhentai.org/?f_search=Shiragasane

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111755
definitely infamous in my humble opinion. the moth is cute but i dont like the daughter dicking. the horror lietmotif is nice, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Excuse me ma’am this is the mens shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111785
cats are scared of water, so cats assume humans must be too. shes just trying to keep you safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41103920
this but in reverse

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111815
Jinkos are not scared of water at all, so they act completely normal when they rape you in the shower.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111838
bravery is being the only one who knows youre afraid, and jinkos are very brave. theyre still scared of the water, but they're more concerned about you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
how will harem lovers ever cope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
wait summer is over? fuck man i was enjoying that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111911
maybe the orochi is 9 hebis taped together

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111911
With multiple wives that love me very much.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

member that one h comic where those two dudes bond over being rapists?
imagine that but with mgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112065
it's touching when competitors decide to cooperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112050
If you pay close attention, you can spot the danger lurking. The hunter has set a truly cunning trap.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111776
I like the happy one more
I'm not sure if I've made it up in my sheer lust for happy endings with lots of love and handholdings but I'm 99% sure there's a version where it isn't mindbreaking that guy and stuff
The horror one is still good because it gives me a boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111755
it got an added epilogue no one told me about

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112158
it new

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112167
what else are you keeping from me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112226
The secret gator gumbo recipe

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112226
barometz are pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112125
they're cute but it's a bit much

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112226
all species of monstergirl can cross-class into cow

[Anonymous No.]

i like the baphomet in succubus affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112366
pronebone is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112336
I want to milk a chesholstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>41101005
IS THAT A?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112336
Very specific build that can radically change how a species plays.
The charisma bonus and strength bonus is great but the increased chest weakspot can be a bit rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112389
She'll just begin to replace every drink you're about to drink with a fresh glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112226
nuns, usually

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112377
i agree. i love how non-rapey and loving a lot of the animations look in that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112480
That game was so good in general, can't wait for the sequel

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are weak to sneak attacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112520
neither, zell is among my favourite eroge devs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112540

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112581
Touch twitchy ears

[Anonymous No.]

how do gacha games have such consistently boring character designs with such little personality? what the fuck china? do monster girls better please i am begging you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112581
>>41112599
gachaniggers leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112699
second one is not from a gacha, dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112638
Because they're going after the lowest common denominator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112717
Friendly replies to gachafaggots put you in the same camp.

[Anonymous No.]

child bearing cat hips

[Anonymous No.]

lookat how fucking cool he is

[Anonymous No.]

just report it and look at this fox's burgers instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112876
>ancient evil fox accidentally unsealed by anon, 2 months later
The burg saves the world once again

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112859
ah fuc im sory

[Anonymous No.]

there is redemption in the light. fuck an angel. you dont even have to denounce demons and stuff, angels tend to get along with demons really well. similar outlooks on life, upbringings, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112948
maybe a cupid. i don't know about those other ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112954
i love cupids too, but why not? sky island picnics under a tree under your guardian angel's watchful gaze could be nice. so could combat training with your dark valk wife and your daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

good evening! whats your favorite monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
Not whatever the fuck you just posted that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
Its between Hellhounds and Shogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
mmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112995
youre basic but youre also very correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112918
...You do know there's a function to delete your own posts, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
good art friend. its cute. i like this woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112967
yeah but when do i get to go home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113006
it said my post is 'too old to delete'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113011
Just ask? Shes your wife, not your captor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113018
click the box next to file only

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
Griffon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112366
>>41112377
Maybe one of you could help me, I've played the game before, I've got a bunch of save files to prove it, but it's asking me to input my authorization key but when I go to my key it's too big to fit in the spaces provided, is there something I'm doing wrong or do I need to put it in a specific way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112728
Wish cu siths got some love. They're genuinely good girls. Not the best looking, but they're good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
All cows are best but Holstaurs are best among cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
I like mosquitos

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
ms apophis is real neato

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113042
ive got no idea, im sorry man. id just reinstall, and save the save files.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112918
>>41113018
fucking kill yourself you absolute retarded niggerfaggot holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

ah yes. gaslighting, the monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113127
i like how their corruption is explicitly slow. the girl makes repeated trips to ms flayer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112948
This is a fucking trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113180
why would it be a trick? you wouldnt happen to have any biases against angels, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
I like raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113189
AAAM
>All
>Angels
>Are
>Monsters
Rape me if you dare, you only prove my point

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113189
they have and currently support a rather outdated model involving humans being sent into a meat grinder so there are a couple reasons to not like plain jane angels of the chief god

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112948
>>41113222
I hate Angels just like I hate every religion in MGE, you either have genocidal maniacs like the Chief God one or you have massive pains in the ass like the Fallen God or Eros ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113246
satyros and gandharva are pretty good advocates for their respective religions

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113289
No, they're not. Wanna know how I can tell you? Because I don't know what fucking religions you're even talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113300
isn't that what you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113246
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
Probably Inari

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112948
I'll admit, angel wing hugs seem nicer than demon wing hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113222
they wont have sex with you unless you say you want to. you arent manipulating them as well as you think you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113246
>renrushka and I worshipping hel together!
What does it involve?
Fucked if I know, dead kids cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113357
hel's fun. if she takes a liking to you when you visit her temples or just a place heavy with the influence of death she'll grant you her blessing without your knowledge. when you eventually die, you auto-res as undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113306
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113378
a more passive approach to religion with a dash less of fanaticism. not caring about bacchus doesn't make the drink any less good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113390
Bacchus is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113398
eloquent as ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113246
>>41113300
>>41113398
I wonder if they have fedoras in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113414
i'm certain ms hatter could arrange something

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113414
Oh no I'd be very polite to them in person since that's just showing respect. But if they come to my fucking door like those Mormon shitters that's just going too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113423
>Hello sir, have you considered worship of me? It comes with an array of benefits.
>and you can marry a few of my single monster followers!
>Please, they won't leave me alone unless I get more men and the fear of god keeping me safe is long gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113436
>implying Eros or the Fallen God would ever make a personal visit
>or any of the gods in MGE
Now this is a scam if I ever heard one

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113461
poseidon'll show up to your wedding. she's cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113468
Yeah cause that permavirgin isn't ever gonna get a husband and nobody sane would ever go near those water monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113514
a bit mean. this anon doesnt speak for us all, i hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
jub jub, specifically my wifey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113537
Too late, I made EVERY Mershark cry and pushed Poseidon back into her NEET cave making me the victor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113605
don't blame her when you drown in a puddle

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41104124
>>41113565
oh, its an oc monster! havent seen much of those yet. nice drawings, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113669
MEIYAAAA AHHH!! THANK YOU FOR DRAWING MY MEIYA!!!! YOUR ARTSTYLE IS SO CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

would an ophanim have only one eye on her face?
>>41113669
lovely, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113695
have you tried running your mspaint waifu pics through and image2image gen

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113707
what's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113723
ai shenanigans

can take your stick figure drawings and turn it into a masterpiece
given enough fine tuning and iterations that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113750
what's the site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113758
/g/ has threads about it
even /vg/ which has /aids/

its stable diffusion among other things

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113750
>>41113758
>>41113766
Here you go, new autism just dropped.

https://huggingface.co/hakurei/waifu-diffusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113899
>>41113766
>>41113750
>>41113707
Would you ai faggots please fucking kill yourselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113902
Cry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
OWL MAGES

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113906
Chink

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113973
whats in the shogbook?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
Greenworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114004
do they japs think its weird that she ended up being so popular here?

[Anonymous No.]

Im retiring for the day. love you all, good night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114016
What horrors has this batcat witnessed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114044
Anon's tags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113906
>1 month tourist from /mggg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>41113973
Don’t cry Shog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114052
>still crying

[Anonymous No.]

Maledom fags, if you had to get a dominant waifu, who would you choose?
Femdom fags, if you had to get a submissive waifu, who would you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

the multiple skull mouth might be included in the bibilcally accurate bogie angel idea I have

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114071
>am femdom fag
Someone submissive but dignified. Like kiki. Kiki good, love kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114071
Hellhound of course, I like to dominate but at the same time I am not opposed to domination loss. Being a purist of one camp or the other would be boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114139
It bothers me a lot less with monstergirls, since monstergirls aren't shitters about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114152
Of course, if you like being a full femdom fag I won't shit on you for it, It's just nice to change it up for me at least. I am as comfortable with raping a hellhound as I am being raped by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114139
it's no big thing really as long as there's love. give me a manticore, a nureonago or something in between

[Anonymous No.]

>>41095952

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114071
Mild preference for maledom, but I wouldn't say no to a tsurara-onna. Dominant, but still wifely.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that a shortstack Ignis is one of the better girls to curl up with on a cool evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114227
i've often had an interest of their domestic life. they're super dedicated to being your loving wife but they don't necessarily take your opinion of how they should be behaving into account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114071
the nice part about foxes is that they go both ways.
dominated? nine tails
domination? taillet

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
my hebi wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114071
>Femdom fags, if you had to get a submissive waifu, who would you choose?
Hebi and Ochimusha.

[Anonymous No.]

need a hellhound to force me into her chest fluff and make me sleep instead of enduring this horrific heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114346
snaek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112158
guy just seems sort of mind broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114503
so...which ones are the incest babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114008
Worst koreans like them too

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114522
what does it say"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114528
cant you read?
it says "wanted" you dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114457
Of course, if you had one the heat wouldn't bother you to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114071
Ratatoskr any loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114591
femdom'd by a rata, if it wasnt clear

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114071
>Maledom fag
Ocelomehs I guess, you can still take the upper hand with time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114528
Wanted, the Notorious Outlaw, Mean Green.

[Anonymous No.]

Well-respected, ancient bapho but with the personality of the pervy old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114687
on her bad days she cant stop yelling "uuuoooooohhhhh, male erotic"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111111
>Ms. Hebi, how many husbands should a man have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114687
>Bapho Chan with the mind and demeanor of roshi
Oh god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114687
>>41114693
>>41114697
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114697
Just don't ask her to teach you her secret technique

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114693
>B& from stores for placing cameras in the public restroom urinals
>Hits on damn near every man she sees
>Easily distracted by bulges in pants
>Will grope men when given the chance
>Will make excessively lewd comments as she gropes them
>Best magic instructor in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114720
The Cumehameha

[Anonymous No.]

Be nice to low level monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114744
I'm gonna pick up a goblin and take her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
Good morning sir, I love Jinkos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114744
Or what they'll cry like that goblin? It's not like higher level monster will show up to do anything since they're banned from starter areas

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114518
the defective ones, flatties

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114783
While in the same alternative timeline that had Spanish Conquistadors getting captured and pounced on by Ocelomeh, and when the Roman Empire was founded by strong Wolf Girls and men. Indian history is peppered with instances of Bengal Tiger Girls capturing men who stray too far from their village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114801
What if a Gob reaches a higher level than you? They could gain exp too after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114818
Just cut her titty belt, she won't be able to chase you without her big tits flopping everywhere and throwing off her balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114818

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114806
From Siberia to Indonesia, Jinko lands spread so wide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114071
I am a maledom enjoyer and I waifu a batcat, what does that say about me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114947
You really want to force a batcat onto her back.

[Anonymous No.]

Three buttons have appeared in front of you: one of a werecat, one of a lamia, and one of a harpy.

Quick! A portal is opening behind you, press a button now! Make your pick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114990
fuck it, i push them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114071
>Femdom fags, if you had to get a submissive waifu, who would you choose?
Shoggoth. I could imagine a dominant one, but keeping the spirit of the question, I think she'd be neat if I had a submissive wife.
>>41114990
Hard question, but if there's no subspecies specified, I pick harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114918
Large Tigers roam the wilds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114990
[X] Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114990
Give me kitty titty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114071
>Femdom fags, if you had to get a submissive waifu, who would you choose?
Kiki and I try to bait her to switch into a dominant mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115000
>Input error
>Too many buttons pushed
>Adding values
A unicorn comes through the portal.

The mischievous gremlin on the other side mumbles something about you needing to appreciate monogamy.

>>41115007
>>41115025
>Harpy button pushed
A harpy comes through the portal.

She's ditsy and doesn't seem to have much going on upstairs, but she's genuinely happy to see you.

>>41115033
>Werecat button pushed
A werecat comes through the portal

No sooner do you turn around to greet her, you get pounced. It seems she's consumed some sort of drug uniquely made for cats not too long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115050
Time to make some kittens then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115050
>She's ditsy and doesn't seem to have much going on upstairs, but she's genuinely happy to see you.
This is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114990
if pressing all gives an unicorn, then pressing cat and harpy should either give me my beloved manticore or a griffon (also cute)
>>41114953
I want to tie her up and then spoil her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114990
>>41115101
What do Lamia and Harpy buttons pressed at once get you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115125
Quetzalcoatl

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115125
a wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115101
Nah, cat and harpy gets you a cu sith. Cat and lamia gets you a muscus toad. Lamia and harpy gets you a scylla.
No buttons gets you an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115148
In that case just a cat please, I will love her anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115144
If she's like the MGQ one, sign me the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>41114990
>Push lamia button
>A wurm pops out
Your buttons are broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115175
You're gonna complain about Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115175
Pushing the button only results in a lamia. But if you press the lamia button a certain number of times, correctly guessing the code number for wurm, you may get a wurm. Otherwise, just a vanilla lamia. I don't know the codes. No one does except the gremlins on the other side of the portal, and unfortunately, you can't contact them, and even if you could, the wouldn't give it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115175
Chuck her back in
>Thorp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112982
Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115246
How, with a forklift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115485
Are you telling me you don't have your trusty mamono-b-gone forklift at hand at all times? It's like you're begging to be rapemarried by a pushy 500kg non-human woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115499
Bit hard to get a personal forklift before portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115499
I... I... am not forklift certified

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115499
500kg...
>portals open
>first monster through is a automaton
>every step turns the stone under her to dust
>turns out she has upgraded herself to hell and weighs a ton^2

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115548
>husband, it is time that we make love at last
>fear not, there are 62317 sensors monitoring my body kinematics and ensuring your safety

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115533
>wurm hears that
>panickly tries to squeeze through the portal
>gremlin screams in terror and tries to close it
>flowers on the window wither and die in seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115596
Damn the cockblocking Gremlins

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115144
Didn't KC mention her not too long ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41111311
Captcha is used to distinguish robots/AI from humans on the internet. She's using captcha-like imagery to have you kiss her. The joke is that she's a robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41112948
angels are nice but i wish they'd stop sitting in heaven. it's weird to have 72 Houri wait for me when they can just go down on Earth and live with me right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41115734
Pretty sure she was mentioned in that list of girls KC said he had ideas about.