Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Keeping you safe in lakes!

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hellwan

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>>44409175
>mime bogie
>you're checking out the abandoned carnival (as one does)
>poked your head into a couple buildings but nothing too wild yet
>then you see it
>a massive sculpture posed in the middle of a tent
>you approach to take a closer look at the shadow-cloaked figure
>she shifts
>ah, fuck
>suspenders passing over her chest creak under duress as the black and white patterned figure stretches to full height. somewhere around 8', you'd guess.
>you bolt for the door, suddenly smacking into a barrier
>an invisible wall
>fuck
>look back at the bogie. she's exaggeratingly pantomiming a yawn and covering her mouth with a red tinted glove
>you desperately feel around for another exit
>look back again. she's taking time to unravel some sort of invisible rope, fastening some sort of knot
>she starts to lazily swing it in a circle over her head before casting it towards you
>your arms get tied to your sides as she starts lassoing you towards her
>she gives a light tug to confirm and you get tossed off-balance
>hand over hand she drags the rope towards her as you ineffectively try to dig your heels into the dirt
fucking mimes, man

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>>44409835
I don't know why angels get such bad press. They only want what's right for us.

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1 energetic sister and 1 sleepy sister.

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I don't know what girl to practice on next. This has become very tiresome and directionless.

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>>44409847
The freckles on that wan are just lovely.
>>44409865
The energetic one must have slept a lot too if she thinks it's still 2020.

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>>44409850
sounds cute, i'd yell that at the top of my lungs, also would dodge the rope and get in close to dance to some cheest salsa as i do the typical cartoonish kiss scene where the man dips the hot woman and kisses her
the exictement making me exhale steam from my nose and a whistle goes off as i take her clothes
Ending with me jumping out of m clothes into a dive, dick first into her mime pussy

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You WILL get married to elves.

https://litter.catbox.moe/k5fuhu.jpg

https://litter.catbox.moe/okbmye.jpg

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>>44409866
head too foward on the neck, image to flat, shoulders wrong
hands have no structure nor the body as well

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>>44409899
I will NOT get married to boring ass as knife ears.

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>>44409899
and i will be happy!

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>>44409900
Don't give the blacked cuck any validation

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>>44409899
O-okay... please don't yell...

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>>44409899
Need to tease the inverted nipples of an elf hag larger than me

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>>44409902
>>44409917
Good boys
>>44409934
Okay but then you'll marry them
>>44409901
You WILL

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i trust a wurm to make good food, i wouldnt trust a dragon to do so, too spoiled to be able to do that herself

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>>44409900
>>44409903
so the mick loves nigger dicks? lol
Im laughing even harder at him.

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>>44410017
they got a lot of dragonfire baked goods

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>>44409994
>You WILL
No I will NOT. No furry bits, no scaly bits, boring ass 3DPD with only funky ears to their name. Would rather pick a slime than elf.

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>>44410026
which are made by wyverns, not dragons
dragons are too proud to do so
even wocks cook

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You WILL go adventuring with the nice human girl from down the street. You WILL defeat the demon lord with your human childhood best friend. You WILL NOT fall to demonic corruption.

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>>44409847
Hot, hot, hotter than hell
You know she's gonna leave you well-done
Hot, hot, hotter than hell
Burn you like the midday sun, ow

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>>44410045
>you manage to injure the DL with your Zweihänder
>the blood spraying out of her covers your childhood friend from head to toe
>she starts to breath faster and feels funny
>DL has regenerated
>it's still two versus one, but slightly different
oh no

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>>44410037
many people would rather eat steak than boot leather i suppose

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>>44409900
>https://litter.catbox.moe/dby7ws.png
I only understood about half that, so unfortunately I will have to ask /ic/.

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>>44409850
>he didn't reach for the invisible doorknob
Dummy

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>>44410021
>>44398809

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>>44410114
That's not proof.

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>>44410112
>anon keeps pushing on a pull door
a tale so tragic

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>>44410122
dunno, retweeting blacked NTR "art" seems like a proof of some interest to me

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Gentlemen, I like Kejourou. I like Black-hair kej. I like Brunette kej. I like Blond kej. I like Ginger kej. I like silver-hair kej. I like dark-pink Eros kej. I like Kejourou with hairclips, braids, flowers, highlights. In Zipangu, In Desert Kingdoms, In swamps, In mountains. I like being sneaked up on from behind an having my limbs restrained. The feeling of completely enveloped in that soft, silky hair while feeling her body heat permeate through it as I'm held close is truly sublime. Subtly manipulated into addiction merely by being in close proximity to her excites me. Forced to touch a kejourou or myself as though I was a puppet thrills me. I like hair being quietly sent underneath my clothing and getting me off while acting nonchalant. My own hair being made into a toy for her as her own hair coils around it gently and lovingly is something I crave. Gentlemen, I love Kejourou.

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>>44409994
>finish teasing hag nipples, leaving her breathless and slightly lactating
>try to leave
>forget that I was doing it from behind as a surprise attack and have her collapse on top of me
>stuck under weight of large elf with sloppy kisses as her sudden unnatural strength rips off my pants
I am not a smart man

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I would never get caught by a loli spider. I will never cum in an arachnid.

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>>44410146
Famous last words.

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>>44410146
jumping spider hugs
humping spider jugs

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>>44410070
ANON NO! REMEMBER INSTRUCTION NUMBER 3! DO NOT FAIL INSTRUCTION NUMBER 3!

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>>44410146
>I would never get caught by a loli spider.
you will
>I will never cum in an arachnid.
you will

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>>44410131
I just know what's likely to get a reaction and I'm kind of rushing the timeframe. Remember when we used to pretend anons here weren't glued to twitter 24/7? Maybe they really weren't back then.
Anyway do tell KC about it and then tell him to draw a cait sith so I can forget about how frankly boring this all is now and go back to seething that anons have zero interest in monster girl games here(and likely anywhere).

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>>44410122
damn mick bros.... we got too cocky. HAHAHA

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>>44410137
>Ginger kej
That would be nice to see. Especially with freckles.

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>>44410182
>I-I'm just trolling!
This is fucking pathetic at this point

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wurms also are way warmer and softer than dragons

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>>44410202
If it works, it works. If it doesn't I don't really lose anything.

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>>44410202
if by "at this point" you mean from day 1
he's been flailing a little more lately though. must be getting starved for engagement.

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>>44410207
Softer!
But wurms are cool!

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You can trust weasels, they are totally different from foxes. Trust me.

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>>44410207
Especially the green ones.

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>>44410210
ahahahahaha - except now everyone knows ur a cuck and a bigger faggot lol
laughin

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>>44410207
Is that how people survive wurm collisions? They provide their own airbags?

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Let's play a game.
I'm going to put some words under the spoilers below, and you have to say what's the first monster that comes to mind.

Hag
Cool
Dork
Rape
Cute
Wholesome

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>>44410217
i feel confident trusting both

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Seeing how often she appears in the threads, I have decided to try another explaining gyaru class rep

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>>44410234
oh i know that one. it's greenworm

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>>44410211
He really doesn't want anyone to doubt he's the #1 MGE fan.

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>>44409899
Only if they're from a group of big titty human respecting elves. I'd have no problem with them if not for always having some flavor of "holier than thou" going on.

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>>44410224
yes and their body is soft when needed and hard when desired
dragons are always like stones since their pride makes them dense

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>>44410234
dark mage dark mage gacha vampire, mgq tamamo, cait, cait again
>>44410218
Ok, you sure showed me.

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>>44410234
Dragon zombie, then all hellhound

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Please be aware that weasels are seriously allergic to rubber.
Do not wear ANYTHING rubber while in close contact with weasels.

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>>44410234
Kej
Pyrow
Dark Mage
Ushi-Oni
Dormouse
Kikimora

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>>44410234
All my answers are dragon.

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>>44410207
Wurms don't breathe fire to keep their warmth inside them.
>>44410246
I wanna take Haku-sempai to prom.

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>>44410234
kejourou
cheshire
vampire
ushi oni
greenworm
bogey

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>>44410246
i have a theory that all of ms haku's uniforms include a paizuri hole

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>>44410258
hahaha

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>>44410234
wurms
jabberwocks
dark mages
bogies

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I'll never fuck and cum in a hag, and you cannot force me.

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I miss him, bros

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>>44410290
Of course I won't, she will.

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>>44410290
Famous last words.

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>>44410037
>Would rather pick a slime than elf.
slime girls are best girls

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>>44410290
>I'll never fuck and cum in a hag
You dont have a choice. You'll be fired if you don't

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>>44410290
of course, that would be improper
this is a bastion of consent

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>>44410290
No, no. You misheard me. I said you'll be fucking and cumming into a rag.

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>>44410320
Tsugumomo tought me that rags are the most powerful race.

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Beast monsters stink!

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>>44410315
why it aint me, i wanna be a young boy that get hurts and this kind old lady heals me and i fall for her so i start to try to go out and get hurt so i see her more

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>>44410350
good

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>>44410350
That's a part of the appeal anon

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I won't fuck a hag
I will fuck a crone though

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Dorkpires.

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>>44410246
Hakus are too smart, even the gyarus can make it to class rep.

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Hakus? More like dorkus.

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>>44410198
That would be my second pick for a kej's hair color, for sure.

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I want the chesh pussycat.

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>>44410350
working as intended

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Fourth cow when?
No, your big tit monster girl is not a cow, unless she is a mino, haku or holst.
Serious cow related discussion only

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>>44410224
Only works with people, though. Hit a wurm with your car and you're gonna need a new car.

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>>44410427
ms ushi is cow

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>>44410362
>>44410375
>>44410425
I'll get the hose and soap

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>>44410305
Remember that a slime is flirting with you if she offers you a cup of herself. Of course you all knew that.

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>>44410427
wurm are just holst dragons

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>>44410451
Is that why this purple slime in the nice sparkly black dress is offering me jello shots? I've already had 4, it might be over for me

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>>44410455
>>44410439

I specifically requested COWS
BOVINES
A spider is not a cow
A dragon is not a cow
try again

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>>44410462
i like the contrast that ms bubble slime would give you the purest, most refined jelly and ms dark slime would purposely concentrate her mana into her jelly to give you the most contaminated sample possible

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>>44410425
I am NOT losing to Baphomets!

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>>44410480
what do you think ushi means?

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>>44410494
what if she wiggles a little bit and shakes her tail around?

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>>44410462
Yep, that's exactly why. She'll just keep offering them to you and has no intent of cutting you off. If she's close to you she'll gently rub your stomach with one hand and asking how much you like it in a whisper.

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i can't stop thinking about this picture

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>>44410496
what family are they in?
that's like saying devil bugs are demons
Ushis are cow adjacent. They are great, but you would be mad to put them in the same category as the noble holst or mighty mino
I am a cow purist

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>>44410427
I'm still hoping for Hathor. Gyaru desert cow.

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>>44410520
You wouldn't betray the Pharaoh after she let your people go would you? It only took four plagues so you really shouldn't hold a grudge for the slavery thing

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>>44410518
Nope, still not losing! Who am I kidding, I already lost to Baphomet when she acknowledged I existed.

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>>44410520
The lipstick kiss on his head really sells it.

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>>44410427
Native American bison girls?

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>>44410315
little anon getting scrapes and bruises on purpose so ms. mage will heal him!

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>>44410536
What about Texan Longhorn girls?

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>>44410536
Super spiritual cow?
With the headdress?
That sounds good.

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>>44410520
Want my head pressed into a snake's hips so badly

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>>44410045
>childhood friend
never fucking ever,i rather kill/defeat both her and the DL

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>>44410520
https://files.catbox.moe/pfk3s2.png
it's a good start

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>>44410564
What's so bad about childhood friend?

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>>44410520
how I look sitting next to my wife while she holds court

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>>44410573
>it's all fun and games till that crazy bitchs stabs you and steals your wallet after surviving that crap her mother and her show up to your door pitty begging you not to go to the police

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>>44410593
what the hell are you talking about?

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>>44410593
ESL-sama, I kneel.

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>>44410533
I only lose to actually [ ]-year old baphomet pussy

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>>44410597
let's just say i dealt with an actual monster in human skin
>>44410602
save it not in the mood for it

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>>44410537
>Of course she knows he doing on purpose
>But she doesn't say anything.
>Other than hinting that he doesn't need an injury as an excuse to see her.

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>>44410602
>>44410597
non-schizophrenic ramblings are pink rabbit bait

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>>44410480
if they are not holst related, y is it so easy for them to lactate

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>>44410427
Hopefully never, but I can't force that yet.
>>44410291
I want to inhale the aerial excretions of a creature known for greed. I assume it's some sort of cryptocurrency

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>>44410620
Unlocking the cow class for all monsters to pick up was a mistake, oversaturation of Leche in nature leads to enlarged specimens in all habitats

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YOu guys are not ready for cowcows.

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>>44410638
Scholars propose most monsters can trace their lineage to succubi.
I, however, say that it is the cow that runs in every monster family.

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>>44410648
Cows run in nobodies family. The jugs weigh them down.

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>>44410556
>Goes on a long formal spiritual rant about milk
>Ends it by just abruptly saying "Human men belong on a monster girl's teat"

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>>44410643
You mean CowCow, the famous warlord of the Three Kingdoms period who united the Mist Continent under one rulership?

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>>44410666
You mean the random cow the three rulers picked by accident as ruler?

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>>44410666
Chinese history is whack, Satan-sama.

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>>44410638
succubus and fox are well known to abuse any OP methods to acquire husband

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>>44410536
I could get behind this.

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>>44410676
AI fingers

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>>44410638
It's not their fault that it's so easy to incorporate into nearly any build.

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>>44410681
Believe it or not, hands are hard to draw, even for humans.

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>>44410697
ai's just mashing and compounding all those errors together

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help

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>>44410710
You're going to get officially adopted one way or another, anon.

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>>44410278
>https://litter.catbox.moe/ixh6eu.png
We'll see what's so funny in a few months.

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>>44410674
It really is. It surprises me that more people don't know about Cow Cow's successor Moo Zetian, founder of the Bell Dynasty.

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>>44409899
I don't really feel like it, though

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>3000 year old elf comes up to you
>"Hey kid""
>Does a peace sign
>"Instead of taking an L"
>Dabs
>"Take an elf!"
>Does metal horns

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>>44410681
>>44410703
That's not AI because AI art always has that obviously synthetic look to it. Take your meds.

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She looks trustworthy.

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>>44410772
>Anon thinks about this carefully for a moment
>"Okay"
>Princess carries her away

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>>44410781
>he is unaware
loras fixed this months ago

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>>44410681
That's been done for decades, friend.

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>>44410786
No it didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>Mick trying to worm his way into the dicksword MGE server
>immediately gets discovered and mocked
Total potato death.

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>>44410638
if you cry in front of a wurm, she will lactate

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>>44410791
>>44410781
>>44410697
>>44410703
Not saying it's literally ai
Just saying the hands are bad
Learn what hyperbole is

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>>44410784
trust is stored in the fox

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>>44410796
>pancakes

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>>44410784
When you see the sign you know it is over.

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>>44410807
that's nice, dearie.

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>>44410796
I can't tell if you actually think this is true or not.

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>>44410733
hahahahaha

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>>44410772
Hello fellow 2 digit age havers!

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>>44410818
I look at the OP pic and I get less worried about standards.

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>>44410814
And don't, under any circumstances, make the sign yourself.

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>>44410824
hehehehehe
its okay im going to put this one on the fridge :)

[Anonymous No.]

>Making out with sith
>She pulls away
>"Hang on anon, give me a sec"
>Coughs
>Hairball splats onto your bed

Yeah, no.

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>>44410809

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>>44410849
i think about justice sometimes

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>>44410784
That lady has gone above the legal limit of fox tails. Either she's cheating with tail plugs or I'm in extreme amount of danger.

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>>44410725
T-that's not... You can't- I'm a grown up...

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>>44410861
Justice is pure sex.

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>>44410849
>>44410861
>>44410878
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THESE ARE NOT MONSTER GIRLS

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>>44410878
Judgement is better

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>>44410881
Fuck off, Mick.

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>>44410889
Three in one.

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>>44410889
Judgment is nice but there's just something about Justice that speaks to me. Makes me want to wrap her up in a hug and say lots of nice things about her into her ear.

[Anonymous No.]

Still haven't dug up my tablet, but micks schizo ramblings are tempting me

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https://discord.gg/9y36s8Ud3d
I decided to make a discord server so my fans can comment on my drawings. I also will be posting regular game updates here.

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>>44410930
?

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>>44410930
buddy you are on 4chins excepting good feedback here is....not a good idea
try some uh....friendlier site?

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>>44410929
Just don't draw any references to his bullshit, that's exactly what he wants

>>44410936
Mental illness, that's what.

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>>44410930
Can you draw her wearing flandres wrestling costume from touhou tag dream?

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>>44410943
He didn't even change the catbox filename. It's kind of sad how mindbroken they are.

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[Anonymous No.]

reject cow
embrace goat
preferably choco goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44410988
Dark winegoat, or an alegoat.

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>>44410930
I'm tempted to join, what are you doing in there?

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>>44410988
Choco goat is the only gote I'd have anything to do with, but I will not reject cow and you can't make me.

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>>44410988
Does krampus milk taste like eggnog?

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>>44410963
>>44410930
Reference:
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4736631
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4447279
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4303087

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>>44411009
ok, ok.
You can have a cow and a goat.
But you also need to take a sheep.

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>>44410988

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>>44411023
No deal. How about a nice farm dog?
>Cue confused chocolate dom goat getting HERDED

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>>44411023
I want a sheep wife so bad. Imagine the comfy.

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>>44411023
help

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Shit I’m dead, hope no undead monsters find me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411086
>he says as he woke up in the undead burg

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>>44411023
>have pet actual sheep before
>just as good as it looks
mofu will disappoint, scales will discomfort, but wool is the real deal

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>>44411049
Come on down to anon's farm, we got all the farmiest farm girls to farm all day. They all wear strawhats and overalls and say Gee and Shucks a lot.
We got
>Mino farmer
>Holst farmer
>Sheep farmer
>Gote farmer
>Sheepdog hellhound farmer
>Lazy piece of shit werecat that does nothing
>And the rest

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>>44410710
Nothing quite like being a grown man and having to sit at the service counter while they page your momster/aunster to come get you, you try to tell them you are single and just trying to shop for groceries but they are having none of that.

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>>44411100
>Lazy piece of shit werecat that does nothing
Hey now, do you have a large mouse problem? No? Then the lazy fucking cat is doing her job. Probably. When you aren't looking.

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>>44411086
it's just like ms wisp always said. "go towards the light"

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>>44410122>>44410182

If it werent for the fact that KC doesnt tolerate violence in MGE and it would be rewarding you with attention, I would seriously considering commissioning art of the NTR nig in that pic happening in his autistic head, followed by in reality the Jinko literally pummeling and caving in his face with punches.

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>>44411114
>I HATE THAT CAT.
>YOU SIT HERE IN THE CIDER HOUSE ALL DAY DOING NOTHING, SIPPING ON YOUR JUICE, SCRATCHING YOUR ASS, TAUNTING THE HELLHOUND
>Haven't seen any mouses though, nyan?
>...
>There were never any mouses, but anon can't prove that
>Werecat lives another day.

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>>44411123
>want to
>but I can't
You sound pretty cucked, friend.

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>>44411100
The Kot hunts down the rats and mouse, she's not useless and like to pet her too.

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>>44411140
>cait getting down and dirty in the barn hunting for mice
>swears it never happened

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>>44411123
the mick already tried to create ntr using the mge assets...I guess he doesn't really like his own art style since he went out of his way to pay another artist to do the work for him.... that must really hurt deep down for our inspiring young Vincent van Gogh. Not only does he enjoy getting cucked in fiction but also reality because he can't draw.
it's really funny when you think about it.

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>>44411100
wurm farmers are quite common in dragonia
>>44411104
>>44411104
>tfw she only is tempting more when she says that and to go after a younger girl

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>>44411163
So which one of you plans to alp, you or him?

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>>44411183
>see the scaly tip of a tail poking out of the ground
>grip it firmly and wrest the wurm from the ground like a ripe carrot
i don't get it but it's honest work

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>>44411191
That yuri organization in reviewers was pretty hot

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>>44411104
>The awkward silence right after the page
>Avoiding eye contact by shoppers who ask about you
>Hearing their murmurs
>You can practically feel the concerned expressions people are giving you
>The staff that were sure you had a mom that would come get you right away are having doubts.
>This situation is making you feel like a nervous kid again
>Bringing back memories of when you actually were left behind at a grocery store as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411200
>girl love
>no dick so no homo
>also bothers KC
We're onto a winner here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411163
>he went out of his way to pay another artist to do the work for him....
I thought he just reposted somebody else's picture that he saved long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411140
>Ask farmer kot what she did today
>Everytime you see her she's just lazing about, eating your produce etc.
>Says she chased some mice
>Ok sure, and your evidence for that is?
>She says ask farmer chesh
>You ask farmer chesh, she also does nothing all day
>She says she saw farmer werecat do her job, and if you asked farmer nekomata, she'd say the same for both farmer chesh and farmer werecat
>The cycle continues
>You really should stop hiring kots
>Scheming kots
>Always looking out for each other

[Anonymous No.]

Will you fucks stop talking about a another man, alps all of you! All of you are gay, Gay, GAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44410930
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

You, Anon Y. Mous, have been chosen as an ambassador. It's nothing major (unless you want it to be; speeches and conferences are optional), you just have to love monsters and tell anyone who asks why. There's only one condition: you must pick a themed harem of two or more different monsters and be especially interested in communicating what's so great about the theme you chose. Which theme do you pick, which monsters are in your harem, and what do you tell anyone that asks why you're a slut for those particular girls?

Me, I think I'd pick a Mist Continent theme and choose a hakutaku, jinko, and ren xiongmao. Everyone thinks monsters are all excitable rapists, but I'd be glad to have a collection of calm, intelligent, exotic beauties and extoll their virtues. I would NOT tell anyone about Sensei's private Kama Sutra, my ability to turn the jinko into a horny idiot just by slapping her ass, or the places the handjob panda thought it would be fun to handle my bamboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411197
those are alarune wurms
normal wurms grow crystal crops

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411201
>keep insisting you aren't lost
>sensing your anxiety, the worker starts joking that maybe it's your parents who are lost
>and that you're so brave, and handsome
>start to puff out your chest. after all, you are pretty brave.
don't get caught up in their rhythm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411231
So I heard you fuck dogs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411219
Scarecrow girl has all the time to observe them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411265
Is that a golem of some description?
Or is it a black harpy who just loves to poke her nose in other peoples businesses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411232
did you join? What is going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411276
Straw golem I guess. She really shouldn't have much to do if birbs are welcome on your farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44410807
Intent like sarcasm and other such things are impossible to convey over text alone. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411251
You have no idea. A certain gacha has only made it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monsters about to open the portals
>Do a bit of reading on our geography
>Tfw we've got a mountain range called the alps

it's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411265
She was too busy t-posing on the black harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411298
That good for nothing, corn stealing beakbrain isnt welcome on my farm. She just sits there all day on the roof, making snide comments

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411021
Maybe someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411308
Will I finally learn about what happens when I meet a stranger in the alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411358
Its tomboy yeti!!!!
Say hi to tomboy yeti!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411394
>"Huh, didn't expect to meet someone like you out here."
>'Dude, you're wandering the alps, what did you think you'd find.'
>"Fair point..."
>'....'
>"...Soooo you every try bowling?"
That being said, I bet she does a bunch of snowboarding and skiing for much of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411418
Shes a totally chill and gnarly ski instructor.
She knows ALL the best hot chocolate joints
And just when you least expect it...?
BAM!
Surprise hug

[Anonymous No.]

I started cooking a giant meal for myself and a bunch of amazons, hounds, and h'orcs showed up. Please send help

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411454
>"Heh, let your guard down bro. If I were a worse girl you'd be going down to pound town."
>"....."
>"...Huh? Oh yeah, sure, I'll finish up the hug in a bit its just....Dude you are 10/10 snugging material, you know that right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411467
Oh no, I'm blushing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411472
You fool, you've fallen into her grasp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411462
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411467
>H-hey dude... uh... you got a thermo flask in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
>Nah bro, it's fine. Chill out, yknow. Body is your temple, you hear?
>Wanna go get some hot choc? It's on me.
>*Nuzzles head into your back a final time*
>...Sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411475
Too late for that, she was already hugging me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411058
CUDDLE'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411484
Well yes but now you've fallen into a more devious trap in that she's marked you as her hubby.

>>44411481
Tomboy Yetis too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411491
Dope, when does the naked cuddling happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411496
As soon as she brings you back to her place or pizza and movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411496
>Yeah, I've crashing in these mountains for a while now, you know
>You need to check out my digs. Gotta sick cave, you like caves?
>Sometimes, I like, chase after the people who are skiing too fast. Got to stop 'em before they wipe out and get into some nasty accident.
>*Takes a long drink of hot chocolate and smiles.*
>Most of 'em run away when they see me - big strong goofy yeti, y'know? Gotta ski free away from that chick. Rawr! heh.
>But you bro?
>Your different. I get different vibes from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409835

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411536
This time he managed to make her look fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411518
>C'mon dude
>Just like 10 more minutes of cuddling
>...
>Getting kinda frosty out there, don't you think?
>Storms going wild. Jeez.
>Hey! You ever watch that one movie?
>Nah, not the cowboy one. The one where it gets like really cold and they sleep naked together to share body heat?
>...
>You do look a little cold there bro
>Let me just...
>Ah...
>That's nice...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411582
>Let me just turn dow-I mean up the heater, haha. I swear it must be broken or something, bro. Brandy?

[Anonymous No.]

I have an announcement!
ALL VAMPIRE, AND ANY UNDEAD NOBILITY, ARE ALL DORKS

[Anonymous No.]

How do people even decide their favorite girl when there are so many great ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411660
Seems like that vampire has been hitting the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411660
This is why I got with nonnoble undead(she's in her rebellious phase). It means I get a dork free undead experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411633
Hellhugger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411646
Drawfags, please, I need my tomboy yeti

>Hey
>HEY!
>You dozed off for a second bro
>Nah, it's chill - well like I know it's cold but not like that - ah forget it
>You uh... got pretty snug next to me
>Had a wet dream too
>...
>Hahaha! You should see the look on your face. Totally freaked out!
>...
>You dreamt of me?
>*Blush*
>Really dude? That's uh... um... cool?
>So about that movie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411662
You pick the one that appeals to your fetish. For example, wearing suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411662
I don't have a specific girl I like more than others, I just let my fantasies take hold and fap to what I please. That said I do have a few monsters that appeal directly to my fetishes and would be weaker too than others

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411670
It's either her or her scrawny sister whose a NEET and just terminally online

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411693
Nah, if it was her NEET sister she'd be thick.
THAT is a Vamp that isn't just sucking down iron but pumping it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409835

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411219
You forget the comfy factor. Petting a purring cat after a long day of work while crack opening a cold one is based and simple-pilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411693
Vampires come in all shapes in sizes anon! Also they are NOT DORKS!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411201
>waiting behind the counter for minutes that stretch into hours
>occasionally trying to protest or leave only to be sat back down and worriedly told to 'wait for your mother' by the clerk
>hear the page go out a few more times
>after the third try people are staring at you from the register, whispering concernedly to the cashier
>for some reason feel too anxious to try leaving anymore
>clerk kneels in front of your seat after a little while, taking one of your hands and giving you a little smile
>"Don't be scared, sweetie. Do you have your mommy's phone number? Maybe we can call her."
>stutter out that your parents don't even live in this part of the country
>get only a shocked and deeply worried look in response

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411662
I read the profile and just knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411679
>>44411692
My fetishes are too common and vanilla, pretty much 99% of the girls can appeal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411104
>Glance over and see the 'unaccompanied children will be brought home at the end of the shift' sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411692
have I got the girl for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411662
Everything just sort of clicked and made sense when I saw her. As though there was a question deep in my subconscious and she was the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411743
Its the best position to be in so don't sweat it
also
>My fetishes are too common and vanilla
You wouldn't be here lusting after monster girls if that was the case
>>44411758
She will have to kidnap me herself, I've only 3 years to go till wizardom and she won't get my virginity that easily!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411767
Yeah, but then later on it just gets fucking ruined by something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411784
You can be the guy who has things ruined for them, or you can be the guy who ruins things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411776
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411736
>>44411746
>Eventually the MGC police get involved
>Finally someone sane!
>Try explaining that you're not a lost child and that they can look up your information
>Find out that you're not married
>You live alone
>You were getting subpar foodstuff
>including lotion and tissues...
>They declare you a runaway
>You gotta be fucking kidding me
>The store owner and cashiers look amongst themselves in greater worry
>They go to a back room
>when they come out the officers tell you that the store agreed to take custody of you for today while they find your parents
>...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411724
>Also they are NOT DORKS!
But they are.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, I want to smooch and hold hands with a lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411784
You’re sensitive as fuck you know how much vore art there is on deviantart of monster girls including MGE girls at this point. Shit happens it’s the internet where there’s certain things out of your control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411812
>Buying instant ramen is an instant red flag that gets you in the MGC adoption system.
Yikes, Shopping in MGC is dangerous as a single human male.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that Zombie girls can't resist to dance ''Thriller''?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411776
I like the one on the left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411843
She seems like a good one to start with from those elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411827
IKR? Hell i'm a touhou fan, you know how fucked the doujin and art scene gets? Of course you do, you use the internet as well and you also know you shouldn't let that stop you from enjoying things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411724
They are just a bunch of leechs with tits, why don't they go back garllic bread

[Anonymous No.]

Since we're talking about it, what's that one (allowed) fetish that you have and you think is not very common around here? Did that fetish lead to making you pick a certain girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411821
Eloping with a lilim! Asking your lilim wife to pretend to be a lowly succubus! Making stupidly strong succubi daughters! Lilettes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411841
Yes. Also, playing "Re: Your Brains" is guaranteed to attract a horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411776
Oh. Uh... Where do the "flat" elves hang out around here?

[Anonymous No.]

>Buy groceries in MGC
>It's always the same things over and over
>Cheap food items; just instant food items or whatever is really easy to cobble together
>A cashier makes cheerful small talk when you're checking; suggesting maybe trying to make something
>You're a regular so they've taken note of what you buy
>Indifferently, you tell them that you can't really afford much more than this, at least for now
>Everyone within earshot gets worried about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411821
>Lilims are supposed to be the ultimate erotic girls
>They look average as fuck bodywise compared to other monsters
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411900
Flat elves are a myth made by other monsters that hate how popular elves are around human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411881
I saw a doujin of a mesugaki draining and humiliating some virgin dudes about how they just got wizard powers only to lose them to her level drain right after, It was the only thing I fapped to for about three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411906
I believe lilims have a mind over matter power where they can make themselves fluffy, scaly or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to shop at kikimart and there's nothing they can do about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411930
what do they sell at kikimart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411902
>saying shit like this in public
"Oh, why don't you come over tonight - I'm a great cook! I'll put together something I'm sure you'll love..."
"Aww... Need a little spending money, honey? Come over here and I'm sure we can work something out."
"... If you can't take care of yourself, somebody else should be doing it for you..."
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411906
It's their heart that gets you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411930
Be careful, they data harvest really aggressively. Let them find out your address as a single male and in a week or two a maid WILL show up at your doorstep and she will NOT be turned away. It's a real pity; they have the best booze prices, but if you flash your ID so much as once the cashier will have all she needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411936
general groceries, they also have my favourite brand of coconut cream peanuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411902
What if I just like instant noodles did the monsters think of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411881
I love harems where all the girls are from the same species or closely related following a theme (i.e harem of vanilla and dark elves, harem of lamias from different subspecies, etc). It may sound like something normal, but I have never seen people mention that type of harems other than me. They always like harems with very different types of girls and I hate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411944
This, Lims, as the apex of monsters radiate such immense dork energy that its enough to capture a man. Now if only they knew how to use that power properly... oh yeah and they're pretty strong mages and warriors or something idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411812
imma run out and just go back home on the motorcycle outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411936
Kiki's... duh?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411943
Just politely turn them all down. It's fine. They won't actually do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44410246
I want to snuggle with her while she teaches me about the Peloponnesian Wars.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lilims are actually pretty average in all aspects, aside from the fact they have the most powerful monster ever as their mother
>So naturally, when they say they're the most powerful monsters around, EVERYONE goes along with it
>Every country, every book, every monster
>Yep, lilims are SUPER scary you guys, you better believe the hype

[Anonymous No.]

>>44410246
Does haku have a sciencey 'explanation' for why I can't resist pushing my face into her chest every time I see her? huh?? HUH???

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411955
So do you want to take a crack at
>>44411234?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411949
>coconut cream peanuts
Do they sell creampies?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411250
If it's so easy for you to be manipulated by older mamono, you're probably better off being their little boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411964
Anon, that's a Big Wheel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411955
I don't care much or really remember the cows but the sheep trying to seduce the guy were fantastic stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44410710
>>44411104
>>44411201
>>44411250
>>44411736
What would they do when I tell them my parents are dead? I'm 39 and haven't had parents since 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411998
did they fucking tow my bike? my harley, that i paid for wih my money....

[Anonymous No.]

i fucking hate lvl drain whatever i see in fictions like doujins and hgames i do fucking EVERYTHING i do to prevent it savescum or just skip few pages i cant stand level drain

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412012
Same, level drain is the fucking worst mechanic and hits right where it hurts the most

[Anonymous No.]

i fucking love lvl drain whatever i see in places like hag bars i do fucking EVERYTHING i do to cause it grab hag tits or just dive headfirst into a demon's thighs i can stand level drain

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412012
>https://nhentai.net/g/401112/
Read, enjoy, close your eyes at the nasty parts and embrace true femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

Its odd how certain connotations effect my taste in monster girls
I wouldn't bother with harpies since they are always linked with snuff for some reason
But man I always like mermaids

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412043
>I wouldn't bother with harpies since they are always linked with snuff for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412071
What's the deal with so much touhou being snuff anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411988
Sure, but I wouldn't use many words.
>>44411234
I'd pick succubi and lesser succubi (lol) and I don't think I would need to explain to people why they're so great. They're the OG demons of sex and since they're kinda vanilla there are many, many different designs of them for everyone to choose from.

But I'd have picked other girls such as elf, fox or draph harems just as easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>Raiju when she finds out that on the other side of the portals is an entire multi billion gold industry built with hundreds of thousands of humans working on it purely for the supply of electricity that can reach infathomable amounts of volts
>And it's all hers for the taking

[Anonymous No.]

Why Do MGs Keep Evolving Into Crabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412080
if you missed it its a rather dark setting at the best of times. Though I can't say most fanworks or even the main games have much snuff or death in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412105
Because instead of letting you reach your full potential they want you to drag you into pointless endless sex like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412113
the yuuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412133
da 'uuk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412071
Not him but there was something recent I read not too long ago where a harpy was having sex with a guy in midair, he slips and falls afterward to his death but she doesn't care at all since she was able to get pregnant while having a sinister facial expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412005
Yeah, when you take the EMG girls out of the setting there are lots of great ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412080
Touhou is a nightmare setting if you actually look into it as the youkai, by and large, actually have to inspire terror into humans to survive, which means hunting, killing, and eating them.
A few have other purposes (Such as Ohio Dog) so they don't need to do this.
Yuuka also striaght up mercs people that tred on her flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412142
>One harpy doujin ending in snuff means harpies are always linked with snuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412080
there was the fuck up yukiri thing that happened for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, did you know MGE is actually a dystopia?
It's because miss succ had to wait TEN MINUTES to get a carriage in Lescatie, can you believe that! Ten! Slow public transport!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to take the traveling merchant job and just level that up as I go.
Seems like a fun run, you even get a wagon and donkey to start with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412171
cant she just like
fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412171
Should've voted Scheduledog for Mayor. She'd make the carriages run on time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412186
She didn't feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412186
Have you ever tried to fly in a non-harpy/wyvern city?
Its a nightmare, congestion at all times and two lane flight paths everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412186
she's got a HUGE crush on the carriage driver but don't tell him, she's shy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412186
Like a pheasant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412171
Druella made the trains run on time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412186
Most succubi asses and tits grow too large for her to be able to fly with her bat wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412159
I wasn't even saying that or trying to imply it. I just remembered one example is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412208
Yes, she made the trains run on time, the trains running on anon
Carriages are still slow as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412211
Thats why you have to check and see if your succ has the "Hover" or "Fly" movement traits.

>>44412207
About as maneuverable as one, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44410045
Order bros...
https://litter.catbox.moe/rkxlr9.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412229
>AND I MADE LESCATIE SMALLER!
>AND I MADE THE MONSTERS LESS SEXY
>AND I MADE DRUELLA EVEN MORE OF A DORK

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412165
I don't care for it personally, there are two camps of yukkuri posters
Cute and fun gensokyo adventures
and some sadistic modern day setting that has nothing to do with touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412159
Harpies shouldn't be doing tobacco products at all! They're bad for you, harpies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411234
I am picking the draconian theme, with a dragon ,wivern and wurm, I just hope my pelvis survives

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412229
Bros. It’s not over. The love of the chief god is eternal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411662
i like all sorts. if they want to to settle down and stop whoring around they'll need to take matters into their own hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412313
want me to*

[Anonymous No.]

never trust a woman with three mouths, and who's name rhymes with wabberjock

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412186
She doesn't want to carry her groceries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412333
You sure talk the talk but can you walk the wock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412159
Actually lines up with actual mythological harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412313
I've always thought it was the extremes of autism to waifu so hard over a picture and maybe 12 lines that are, with very few exceptions, summed up as
>This is monster girl
>when she sees a man she likes the flames of desire arise/she pursues him widly/the man will lose control of himself
>then he will be brutally/lovingly raped and the man will be enthralled/ unable to resist his dutiful/vaguely femdommy wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411662
She has big boobs
She is taller than me
She will pamper me to the point where my brain will melt
She's older than me in (decades) years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412144
Tio still best girl and want her to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412352
i've serenaded with waifu-ism but never wholly immersed. guess i'm not made of strong enough stuff

[Anonymous No.]

The chief goddess sucks cock

[Anonymous No.]

queef goddess lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder God made (You) naked
Underwear just increases your lust
Underwear is EVIL
If you are caught with underwear, angels have permission by divine will to burn it off even if all your clothes are included on the spot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412390
She'd be a lot cooler if she did, so I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412420
the era of people unironically posting gacha screenshots is a troubling one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412390
>>44412394
Imagine being the chief goddesses soulmate
God the tsun would be insufferable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412434
But what kind of man would catch the eyes of a god like her, he’s got to be extremely bizarre to catch her eye. For none of her many male heroes never did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412434
just mindbreak her, as god intended

[Anonymous No.]

Even though many try spurning my glorious goddess's name and deeds the fact is that she LOVES me and my kind and blesses us every day!
Remember: Order and the Goddess not disorder and monsters okay?? Eros and Hel are NOT my goddesses and probably are monster sympathizers. Love and Blessings onto you all, now if you'll excuse me, my HUMAN wife (who is absolutely beautiful and only gets sexier with each passing day) and I are going down to this cool new social club she found that meets in this cool tavern's basement on the edge of town!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412365
If it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412434
All her heros keep getting taken by monsters and weren't her proper soulmates. In order to set this up it'd require Ero's personal intervention and a lot of power to set her up with someone.
It doesn't help that lately the CG has been a hiki not leaving her celestial palace after her last stalemate of a fight with the DL

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412444
Why anon, the answer is the lowly peasant boy who tries his best and never succumbed to those FOUL WHORE MONSTERS
>>44412446
Saying that is punishable with angel gangrape anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412278
Doing delivery work is pretty stressful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412485
if a god can fall once, it can happen twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412469
>Eros just ties up a cute scared and sweet peasant boy and drops him off in her palace with a note that says "no take backs"

[Anonymous No.]

Listening to holst milk bubbling in her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411662
>How do people even decide their favorite girl when there are so many great ones.
I don't, there are too many MGE girls I love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412448
I love my human wife and her pretty hair

[Anonymous No.]

post t(HAT) pic, the mad one,

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412500
If your holst has bubbles in her milk tanks thats a sign you need to go to the doctor and degas her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412519
Queen of Team Fortress 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412510
It's awkward that meidri is best girl then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412448
>>44412304
The fall of lescatie was just a minor setback, Lescatie will be reclaimed along with any other lost order lands, humanity will not be crushed under an eternal high heel, the Chief Goddess wills it
https://litter.catbox.moe/az57h1.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411662
I have maybe five, ten tops and two of them are pretty forgotten, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412533
Sometimes I wish we'd enforce a level of quality control in our reposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412533
I love the mad hatter.
There is always more shroom at the teaparty table

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412533
>not pictured: hubby tossing more hats onto the stack like frisbees

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412544
too many void zones in the milk reactor can lead to a lactation criticality incident

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412499
>CG sighs as yet another peasant boy finds his way into her neetca- bed chambers
>He's tied up naked in a luscious pink ribbon with a note on him in her handwriting
>She doesn't have time for this AGAIN and sighs
>she's got a DL to cream after all
>She doesn't even bother looking at him twice
>She summons her seraphim and orders them to get him out of here
>the Seraphim are all smiles as they take the boy
>CG thinks Eros must be rather crafty to be able to smuggle them in constantly, this is like the 50th one this century alone
>wonders if she needs to hold another training seminar for her guards since they clearly aren't able to stop them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412420
I’m starting to think that angels are liars

[Anonymous No.]

>I am goo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412591
Go away slime, you aren't allowed to post here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412600
Be nice to our slime posters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412600

[Anonymous No.]

>Hear about this really fun amusement ride at the local salon
>Its a rodeo bull machine, or so you've heard
>Go in
>Get given a bright red safety helmet and a thumbs up
>Shoved into padded room
>See no rodeo bull machine
>Only a friendly minotaur
>She must know where the machine is!
>Shes even panting, she must have had quite a long ride on it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412600
>Sticky keyboard after your slime wife touched your computer
God that would be a bitch to clean up.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop calling bicorns cucks!!! It's not cuckoldry to be in a poly relationship with your hubby and several wives!

[Anonymous No.]

The best way to defeat an amazon is too trick her into wearing a maid outfit because then she legally has to listen to what you say

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412639
You're still not going to convince me that harems are a good idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412639
Someone needs to make a edit of this giving her huge tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412639
call her whatever you want but keep her away from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412639
>oh no my husband cheated on my I am corrupting
>actually, this is great, I want him to get more wives.
More like copecorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412639
I prefer to bully bicorns by only choosing her and be all lovey dovey while ignoring other girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412639
I don't care who the IRS sends I am not filing joint taxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412430
Unlike other gachas, Last Origin doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is; pornography without the actual sex.

[Anonymous No.]

It seems cuckhorses superiority is causing wifelets to seethe. I will be fucking my fifth wife while the other four rub their tits on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412648
>I'm a genius
>Oh no!
i like 2koma

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412666
i actually do respect the brazenness. seems like a lot of dudes with a passion for oppai
but like, actual art please. not screenshots

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412670
Look at the size of that sword. There's no way she's going to win!

[Anonymous No.]

My hebi coworker gave me a coffee and I woke up in her love dungeon, it's very comfy and soft but still! Send help before she flames me please bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412757
>See hebi slithering towards you as you walk down the street
>You know how this goes.
>You avoid eye contact, any sign of affection, nothing
>Walk past her
>She starts to slither after you
>Start jogging
>Slithering intensifies
>Full blown sprint
>Slitherslitherslither
>Grabs your hand
>"OH MY GOSH! WHAT ARE THE ODDS WE JUST HAPPENED TO TOUCH HANDS! THIS MUST BE FATE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412666
And a lot of implied sex behind the scenes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412771
You should let ms hebi have you anon, you'll be treated well. I promise I'm not being forced to post this by hebi wife under threat of spirit fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412771
>monsters forcing "fated" encounters
it's like how mino-chan bust through a brick wall with toast in her mouth in order to "run into" anon before school

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412771
did you know that the typical hebi can fully constrict you before you hit the ground at a blind-corner collision (fated)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412804
Surely not minotaur camping outside his house with a stack of toast (she keeps eating them) until she gets so bored she just busts in, grabs anon and then throws him against her, "accidentally" knocking the toast out of her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412771
>my arm falls off and run off
>back to my lich momster to telll her about the scary white snake lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412839
The very one
50% chance it's actually the CC mino aunt instead of the regular highschooler mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412858
more like 90%
most monsters in highschool are CC

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412868
how would you survive that?
>teacher enters classroom
>anon is the only one younger than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412804
>smack into slime
>gently place her torso back on the rest of her
>bump into dullahan
>head her flies into a nearby yard
>myconid bounces off you
>casts spores everywhere
>trip over baphomet
>she gets territorial and tries to headbutt you
>sea bishop is trying to get someone to run into her without luck
>get body checked by barometz
>and the token cheshire ass
maybe city living was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412893
If fate is like a set of scales then monsters are a big fat chesh ass sitting on one end

[Anonymous No.]

>The Order's Military has officially allowed and permitted it's enlisted soldiers, officers and other support personnel to have romantic relationships ever since
>This for the purpose and means for the males to have a partner or loved one and prevent monsters from abducting them
>Recently, polyamorous relationships have even been allowed, but is only in the form of one man with two to three women and if the Chaplain would allow such a relationship and union between said man and different women
>All of which to prevent otherwise capable men from being possibly taken by monsters and to boost morale amongst the troops and personnel
>Granted the monsters forces have already normalized this a long time ago and is practically a societal norm for them... But hey, its start.

[Anonymous No.]

You think succubi have it rough to get husbands, since they're so common and vanilla and not special at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412923
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412908
profound...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412923
no way, almost everyone here would fold within 4 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412923
They are special to me!

[Anonymous No.]

If the portals ever open what would the first thing you do be? I would probably try to find a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412944
find the closest eros church

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412923
With all the charm magic at their disposal? Unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412944
Fortify my house. Although the superior option is having the portals send you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412944
Go teach monsters English in a foreign language school

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412950
Yep, beg for them to put me out of my misery

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412923
they do have one of the longer courtships if succubus notebook is anything to go by

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412923
Succubi max their stats in pure seduction. Other monsters aren’t nearly as maxed and compensate with strength, magic, or whatever gimmick they have to even the odds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412937
I wouldn't!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412944
Get my parents and sister succubized and incubized as appropriate. None of them are that healthy and I don't want to lose them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412923
The second I stepped out of the starter town I would insta lose to a level 1 slime that said my basic armor looked cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412937
i could probably do 10 seconds if she doesn't make any physical contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412944
Get a mana marker and go to Zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412967
one of these monsters is not like the other...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412966
>t. anon that lost to a succ that asked for directions

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412944
Drive up to our mountains up north and “accidentally” get lost in the snow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412983
The OwO-ccubus in LateNight's expanded universe will forever remain a single virgin. Tragic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412987
>get rescued by ms sea bishop
they're very desperate; please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412989
Not if I have anything to say about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412882
imma just doodle or just always goof off but still manage to pass ms hakus class

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412989
Unless you save her from virginity
Be her hero Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412944
find my nun wurm momster wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413005
she's a bit intense

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412997
>sea bishops start finding overly-elaborate ways to knock anons into water so she can “save” them
>anyone too far out on land just gets hit with a flow kelp fastball

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413009
just get gud

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412983
lol no way they're dorks and losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413063

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure you aren't hungry around monster girls. Wouldn't want them to hear your stomach growling, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413073
>she makes a reuben with garlic fries
>adds a dish of sauerkraut as a side
I lose to monster, even if she wasn't planning on it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna asexually duplicate myself to confuse the fuck out of monster girls they will never find the real one(me).

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413100
>Notices you lying on the floor nearby, weak from hunger.
>Sits you at the table and serves you a plate of food
>Encourages you to eat with a big smile on her face
Why are monster girls so nice...?

[Anonymous No.]

Fact: you will instalose to succubus hip attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413210
I'll hip check her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413210
pretty sure the blown kiss would reach me first

[Anonymous No.]

I think you can trust foxes, just say you are into young girls and you are safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413283
But what if the fox is young?

[Anonymous No.]

how do i deal with older and taller monsters not taking me seriously as an adventuer, i got a massive club thats like 2 times my body, i even have an s rank in the guild
they keep talking to me like if im a young boy, i just turned 23 a couple days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413297
She hasn't lvled up her trickery yet
I mean, who among us would be tricked by a fox kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413283
hnnnnghh look at those age lines im going to cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413323
I want to be tricked by a fox teenager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413330
stop it anon, they are too old for a strapping young lad such as yourself
so you need to be the predator to those hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413341
the rarest of all fox subtypes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413316
Ask to join them on whatever quest they have lined up under the pretense of wanting to know how a real adventurer behaves. If they get into trouble, get them out of it. If not, just fight alongside them so they can see that you aren't an amateur and show off a little here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413371
they only have room for a healer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413341
she would trick you out of snacks and non alcoholic beer
give her tofu to ease her rebellious nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409835

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413283
You can't trust foxes. Especially the ones with unnatural colors like silver and pink and the like

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413073
She would be down to get some grub with you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409835
Oh deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413479
Maybe she'll offer anon some of her spoils from looting olive garden while he waits there for his order

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413479
that looks like a worm that bench presses Olive Gardens for their unlimited bread and salads

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413371
>>44413381
but i aint a healer, all I do is smash and smash, then use begginer heal spell to heal my most severe wounds
i do get weird looks but i still come back tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412771
Hebi’s are just the MGE version of Oblivion Imperial Guards
>STOP! You violated the love! Pay me a fine date or serve your sentence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413541
Hebi needs to calm down,

[Anonymous No.]

I CALL A PESTILENCE, A PLAGUE, into your HOUSE into your BED into your STREAMS into your STREETS upon your DRINK and on your BREAD. Upon your CATTLE and your SHEEP and on the OXEN IN YOUR FIELD.
I call the LOCUSTS on the WIND like a THOUSAND tiny SWORDS 'till there's NOTHING left THAT'S GREEN. THY will SUFFER THE HUNGER of the GREEN GOD - NOTHING WILL REMAIN of thy LARDERS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413541
>"THEN PAY WITH YOUR CUM!"

[Anonymous No.]

The local succ have been giving me a hard time. Gonna yoink her tail when she isn’t looking. That will teach her.

[Anonymous No.]

GREEN THREAD
GREEN THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

save us from the Great Devourer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413610
THIS THREAD IS BLUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412944
Blindly panic, run, and hide. I love monsters and having one as a wife would be a dream come true, but I don't think I'm mentally prepared to actually meet one. Sometimes when I'm alone, I wonder what I'd do of a monster suddenly appeared and started making moves on me. I've concluded that they're either going to have to slowly lure me out with kindness or just break down the door and rape me until I stop screaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413371
i do but they still baby me, my party always overreacts when i get hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer digs around in your head
>Your brain talks back to her, disco elysium style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44411308
multiple, even

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413741
"I want to have fuck with you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413741
"got an single fat auntie so i can fuck her"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413158
>>44413501
Sometimes I wonder how dangerous/useful those centaur-like types are.
They are essentially monted cavalry but at the same time I don’t see stuff like swords ever helping with that stature. Only bows and lances

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413631
ms greenworm's reliable, sustainable, and squishable older sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413683
>look out your second floor window
>see this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413683
Kind, well-meaning monster girls trying to help scared men is always a nice trope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409835
Oh hey, I asked for the diving spider. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>sees your room

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414020
i mean i never saw the point in making my bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414027
Kiki will do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414027
I used to do until very recently. I just got up one day and felt like it’s just pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414020
No you see, I'm just holding it for a friend. The whole room. Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>New DLC character for a monstergirl videogame expansion
>an additional $4.99 for the newest expansion pack, said new DLC character and item-weapon-skin pack

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

Kej wife
Kej life

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414111
Real dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414111
Yeah, well. I've got an exam today. Classes don't even start until Monday but I did a course online in less than a week and now need to take an exam

[Anonymous No.]

KEK!

[Anonymous No.]

What would you write on anubis tummy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414195
Cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414198
bicorn, please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414195
Babymaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414195
The Rock of Ages

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414195
America

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414195
I feel like something bad is going to happen to me. I feel like something bad has happened. It hasn’t reached me yet but it’s on its way. And it’s getting closer. And I don’t feel ready. I feel like I can’t do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

You've heard of Catgirls wielding strange guns to leave catpaw-shaped bullet holes in walls, but how about an Eagle Harpy swooping into a bank with a Duckfoot Pistol in each talon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414226
>write the stars and stripes on anubis stomach
>she instantly gains a gun and starts munching on a burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414266
Everywhere Anon goes he ends up in the middle of a shootout between rival posses, gangs, wanderers, treasure hunters, bandits, bandititos (very different from the regular bandits, the ocelomehs assure you) bounty hunters, and eccentric snake oil saleswomen. He just wants to find a nice quiet saloon to get a drink at...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414308
Sounds like he needs a sidekick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414308
>finally finds a saloon where he can drink in peace
>doesn't know it is owned by the most wanted criminal
>she glares at any SLUT that tries to pick up HER anon
all for a drink...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414320
>Bags under her eyes when she smiles.
Hag detected, yeehaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414354
>Hag hiding her status
will (you) call her out or let her continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414369
It's risky, she might be pretty good with that LeMat.

[Anonymous No.]

This counts as a tomboy Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>44413631
DA BA DEE
DA BA DAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414387
dork Canadian yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414387
>Yetis really into warming up whatever you're going to use by hugging it
>Your outfit for today? Bundle it up and hug it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414387
That's not how you play baseball! Why did I join this team

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414426
Could be worse, you could be on the other team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414426
Being The Only Man and Human In A Monster League Baseball team is rough, every one of your team mates insist on grabbing your ass and teasing you in the showers, there is no male shower since you are the only male on the team you must share the locker room/shower. Not to mention the players you have benched because of pregnancy. Thankfully your fans are very understanding as is the management. You tell yourself that you got chosen for the team for your baseball skill but you are starting to suspect otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414462
left elf is a cutie
wouldn't mind a baseball after party with her if you know what I am saying

[Anonymous No.]

Beware should you venture deep into forests or jungles. There are many kinds of harpies that live there. If they spot you they'll sound off their strange calls and preform strange and obscene dances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414489
birb

[Anonymous No.]

deds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414569
There could be a sexy, spooky ghost girl haunting you RIGHT NOW, and you'd never know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414569
Chaos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414530
cheerful chicks!
what mischief has she gotten up to now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414569
No way she can crawl through my monitor like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414579
That's why you should grope the air, fuck the ghosts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414591
street fighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414476
I will not have sex with teammates it's improper. Baseball is a professional sport and not full of perverts like football

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414579
>All you feel is a presence in the corner of your room at night.
>A heavy, soft weight on your neck and shoulders during the day.
>Pools of ectoplasm forming throughout the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414616
You would not last 5 seconds in Monster League Football, first you'll see that there is no ball, and both teams have to get you to the endzone and rape you to score a touchdown. You are correct that Baseball is a more dignified sport but Monster League Football is far more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414620
>Cleaning up the ectoplasm just became routine for you
>You should feel scared or at least annoyed
>But you feel oddly comforted instead, probably thanks to that weight on your neck and shoulders
>She never bothers you; no moving furniture, messages written on the bathroom mirror and you haven't been possessed.
>Very quiet too, every now and again she whispers something to you, but you can't make it out.
>So you never sought out any means to be rid of her
>Lately she enters your bed and holds you close
>Wrapping what you presume to be legs around you too.
>Truthfully this is just a very lonely ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414683
I would say out loud that she is the perfect wife
but ghost wouldn't like that I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

I still think the best thing about boo's in mario is that the guy who made him based them on his very shy wife
I love the concept of something following you around the house but too scared to actually confront you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414683
It's hard to imagine not trying to talk to her at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412012
Shut the fuck up, nerd.
Not like you were using those levels for anything useful anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

For the Glory of Rome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414978
wolves are just larpers, harpies are the true inheritors

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415016
double headed harpies?
Belisarius

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415029
stupid smug fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414793
the idea of "benevolent" or "kind" level drain really gets me going
where it's presented as the girl going "you're only going to hurt yourself like this, let me take care of you, this is for your own good" etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415075
... and that's how wageslave anon saved the world, by powering up miko fox so she could defeat the ancient evil fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415096
not sure I'd call getting into a squabble with her mother world saving

[Anonymous No.]

Fear the dragon of sisyphus
For she is doomed in her eternal life to always be dieting
Yet it is futile, for she will cave, and become a FAT LARD ASS again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415143
big meaty tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415143
Can't dragons just burn their calories?
Hehe. Get it? Burn their calories? Because they breathe fire?
I'll be here all week, folks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415143
at least with monster girls, the fat goes only into their hips and tits or tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415143
When you've lived for 10000 years, a cheat day is more like a cheat year

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415143
dragons store fat in their hoard... duh
their hoard of chins!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that small men belong to big monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415765
and big men belong to huge monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Show me those huge monsters then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415803

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415803

[Anonymous No.]

Do I get a souvenir for making it to the demon lord's castle unmarried?
Not a hero, just sight seeing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415803

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415938
>Do I get a souvenir for making it to the demon lord's castle unmarried?
Yes, the NEETlim and hefty dowry to boot
No, the prize is non-refundable, she's your problem now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415614
She's about to peel some carrots

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416031
>>44415938

>Anon gets to demon lord's castle
>There's two lines
>One is packed
>The other is dusty, and covered with cobwebs, and completely empty
>"Singles line?"
>"Must be the line for me!"
>Those poor shmucks in the couple's line are going to be waiting for hours to get into the castle!
>Meanwhile, in the lim living room (Liming room)
>Lims gossiping, doing their hobbies, seething about being single, etc.
>Hear door open
>"Is this the demon lord's castle?"
>...
>*Excited lim noises*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416083
rip anon's pelivs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416083
tell me more about the liming room

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416083
Act like an annoying tourist with lots of shouting and flash photography. It'll keep them away from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416181
The whole castle is famous for being a liminal space.

[Anonymous No.]

The lack of sandworms in this thread is disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416261
It's hard to get internet access when you're 50 feet underground.

[Anonymous No.]

Snuggling a lim into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416181
you get LIM'D if you go in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416273
Conversations with them would be dull as they'd likely only talk about eating animals and men, but the pictures of themselves they'd post would be top notch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416261
They're hiding!

[Anonymous No.]

snap into a slimlim

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416162
gremLims

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416361
Lims are anything but slim

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416407
I'm sure there's at least one that is neet slim, ie she forgets to leave her room and actually eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416407
Going to call a lim a chonker

[Anonymous No.]

assume, on average, the DL gets pregnant once every 3 years, because even if they're fucking constantly it's hard for powerful monsters to get pregnant.
We also know she is at least a 1000 years old, so that is at least 300 lims.
300 lims
holy shit
that's a lot of lims

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416261

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416478
that's not even considering the possibility of lim twins or lim triplets or lim quadruplets or lim quintuplets or lim sextuplets or lim septuplets or lim octuplets...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416478
>it's hard for powerful monsters to get pregnant.
Understatement. IIRC KC said there are about 100 lilims.
After 1000 years of constant fucking, only 100 kids. That's on average one pregnancy every 10 years
>The stronger you are, the less fertile you become
There's your scare tactic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416555
Clearly they aren't fucking hard enough
We are in short supply of lims

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416555
IIRC it was over a hundred, not about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412980
Indeed, trumpart is only interested in dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

If you post in /mgt/ for at least a decade, you're guaranteed a lilim waif when the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

They could pop out more lilims, but they don't, because they know they'll run out of cool names for their daughters if they go too fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416930
Do I get assigned one or can I pick one?

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MONSTERGIRLS WHY THERE ISNT A HOLSTAUR NEXT TO ME CUDDLING WITH ME ARHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416930
God I can't even remember how long I've been here other than the year started with 201.

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>>44416971
There's always a catch, especially for a low effort reward like this.

Assigned.
She could be a cool lim that meets all your preferences or desires, the complete opposite of what you like, or something in the middle. Most likely something in the middle. But! She will be extremely powerful and talented. And she WILL love you no matter what.

>>44417025
Keep posting until 2030 just to make sure.

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>>44417036
Shotgun, brain. Stop trying to force things people don't like on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416930
does it count when it was on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416930
I've been here for 9 years!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417036
I'm gonna turn her into a cow regardless of her original state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416930
Even if I want a dragon?

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>>44417190
Replying to my post and me replying back to you doesn't constitute forcing anything.
When you respond to someone and they respond back with something you don't like, that's not forcing anything. It's just you rolled snake eyes in the game of imageboard. You're free to stop responding and ignore.

Besides, I didn't post anything inflammatory. And I can't read minds of what people like and don't like.
Go somewhere else if you're looking for a hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>pillows made from kiki down

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417482
So their pubic feathers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417277
Deonora is an honorary lim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417482
>kiki big enough to use as a mattress

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417341
You will get a wife that is not perfect really shouldn't be something that bothers anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417193
oddly enough mods now allow monstergirl threads on /a/ now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417578
Turn it into the mge general and they might disagree.

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>>44414195
! !

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[Anonymous No.]

I will marry Mari and her daughter Runa

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417625
Put some underwear on you degenerate vulpine

[Anonymous No.]

>your bed is a big monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417711

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>>44417711
mimics are getting out of hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417734
I was thinking more big bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417734
>you are a man trapped in a woman's body

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417771
>sandworm intestinal parasites
>they steal all the men she eats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417788
>get gobbled by sandworm
>there's a bicorn waiting for you inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>44410930
I'm still confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417831
>sandworm
>desert bicorn
>anubis
>lamia
>twin ghouls
>ignis
such is life with a desert harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416930
I have been here for about 5 years, what do I get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417935
Any bottom tier girl you want or an alped version of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417935
free brain surgery

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417935
one way ticket to dragonia and a sporty tote bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44416478
I've mathed it out before but you're looking at least 1036 lims assuming that they're fucking as much as is reported. Chances are that there are actually more Lims given that fertility drugs and magic exist but 1036 is a good base number

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417959
I can see-

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417967
literally who gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417979
You, clearly

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44418014
My first instinct to seeing a slime would be to eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418044
>shoggoth wants to know your location

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>>44418044
She'd probably like that

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>>44418044
one quick schlurp and she'd be gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>44417964
by far the best option out of the three, I am taking it
>>44417959
>t.mind flayer
My answer is no
>>44417945
meh

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>>44417964
how long after getting off the train do you think it takes to get MALEF'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>44414401
>Yeti cuddles with your coat, sweater, and scarf before you head out
>they’re all covered in white fur now
>everyone knows you have a Yeti gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418067
decent chance the rail car roof gets opened up like a can of sardines after you cross the border

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418075
scary...

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I started crying in front of a malef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418093
She will explain how pathetic and weak you're before leaving in the dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409835

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>>44418044
same goes for slimegirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418093
>"Fear not human, for though my appearance is indeed magnificent and terrible I shall bring no harm upon thee"
and then she rapes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409835
Who drew this its very nice. Are they still taking requests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418184
i was wanting some awkward pickup lines but i guess that works too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44415143
imma fuck her
all that plush pudge is made for high speed plapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418190
https://twitter.com/yerbmeow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418190
same guy who drew picrel, yeah he's good. You might catch him the next time he takes requests

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418093
>afraid to post actual malef, lol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418233
nah, he's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418228
Thanks.
>>44418233
He has a nice style.

[Anonymous No.]

MIKO SEXO!

[Anonymous No.]

imma just go to art school in MGC it cant be that bad, how many monsters aside from art faries would go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418268
Bored housewives probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418093
she's so happy with that burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418303
doragon borgar

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418321
>>44418303
Did you know? Dragons invented cooking food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418321
Always eat the borgar.

[Anonymous No.]

If dragons are so superior, how come most of them are virgins in the triple digits? Check mate Malefs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418093
she looks suspiciously like a certain former order heroine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418330
Did you draw this.

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[Anonymous No.]

would you go to MGC 's animezipangu convention
and would you cosplay as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418382
finally, a chance to use my fursuit.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44418382
I'm not beefy enough to cosplay Kenshiro but I think I could cosplay Mellowlink and not look too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418436
you are gonna old sweaty monster nerds clamoring over you, i can just tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418382
I'm going as Gendo Ikari so they'll know I'm looking for commitment.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark elves are sweeties

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409835
Learn to swim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418471

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418497
Stop trying to "rescue" me from the ocean. I'm looking for my Charybdis wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418471
Except for the whole daughter fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418497
How is a fairy supposed to rescue anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418498
>Elves have decided to become chimeras in order to not be "boring"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418471
Save dark elves from those horrible normal elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418512
She's a big fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418523
>saucy
This word is forever ruined for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418526
>>44418526
>>44418526
>>44418526

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>>44418513
You have not seen haughtiness until you have encountered an elf lich, although you couldn't call it arrogance because she really can back it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418542
>a seemingly youthful elf lich shamefully hiding her 15k year old phylactery
For long lived races even when you cheat the system you need to feel shame just for hitting those numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine rose themed monsters, the thorns... so hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418347
No

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44418619
ah yes my schizo auntie chesh who lives in my room

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44418609
>"..baka mitai.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418382
I am going to cosplay as Reinhard von Lohengramm, just need to paint my hair blond

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418731
oh no

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>>44412639
Would declare my everlasting love for her and shower her with all my attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418726
>Reinhard von Lohengramm
damn u gonna be crawling with many handsy monster nerds at the convention
imma gonna go as either rance or a clown, no monster girl nerds want either of the two

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418763
Umi-Osho wants to be raped by Rance-sama

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to steal from the dark elf village, surely nothing could go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418769
kikis, cockatrices, weresheep, and kunoichi would love that, i bet even dragons would want that

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>>44418769
Frustrating a Umi-osho by helping her up!

[Anonymous No.]

Wonder if men can alp into other monsters, imagine your bro Alps into a fucking dark elf or some shit

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44418804
No thanks, I won't imagine that

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>>44418804
They canonically can.
>Your friend alps into a flat elf
>No one even notices

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418804
I prefer to imagine anyone that would alp ends up with a monster girl wife instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418804
>gigachad hellhound alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418851
>doesnt get laid, since shes look like a man with tits

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

hellhound with a penis getting rammed into her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418863
>>44418836
>>44418832
everyone is so mean to alps... they're good girls. i would marry one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418804
>Former angry alp-to-be becomes a demon and makes it her mission specifically target new alps
I support this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418763
>damn u gonna be crawling with many handsy monster nerds at the convention
I accept that fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418958
Don't let them judge you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418968
imagine you go looking like kenshiro, baki, or guts
you will not be left alone at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44412973
I think the one time I took a poll on if the portals opened tomorrow, would anons lose to the first hug or hold out until they met their ideal monster and like 99% of the answers were first hug so that tracks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418958
>everyone is so mean to alps
They deserve it, look at this faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418958
What? No, I was bullying elves. Alps are... fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418984
Watch out, here s/he comes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418804
this happened to me once

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>>44418984
I *am* looking. Directly at her H cups

[Anonymous No.]

Why use the words lose and instaloss? You think monster girls are a game son? Let me tell you about monster girls. There is a terrifying, man-eating, pink haired monster girl out there. With a long barbed tail, and sharp teeth, and the ears of a cat. You still think this is a game, huh?

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>>44419011
The idea of being eaten by something with pink hair is just shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419011
old man, imma rape her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419011
Sounds like something I'd instalose to

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419026
Anon no! She's eating that man! Look at her savaging his ear!

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>>44419011
my brother by the Chief Goddess, the monsters in their current state are vile seductresses who seek to attract men to fall from grace and into the clutches of damnation, it is the ultimate test to resist these temptations for the soul to triumph over the flesh and find redemption by the Chief goddess, and I shall not fail

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>>44419053

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>>44419053
'ate the DL
'ate the monsters
luv me Chief Goddess
simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>44418958
Alps deserve all the unkindness they get

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419081
>anon watches all the alps find loving partners why he spends the rest of his life alone
only has himself to blame

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419080
>>44419053
Amen
Praise the Chief Goddess, filthy monster lovers need not give a (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419091
>>44419080
>>44419064
>>44419053

Made to be gangraped by a swarm of monsterised succ peasants from their own kingdoms

[Anonymous No.]

imma rape the chief goddess and treat her like a common succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419108
>gangraped
why do all the harem anons insist on forcing their fetish on everyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419064
Is there a full image?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the paladins glow in the dark. Oh yeah and I HATE THE CHIEFGOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419151
Not that I've ever seen.

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>>44419120
maybe you should show everyone you mean business and go and suck off the end of that shotgun you like bragging about

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419151
And just like that I was wrong.
https://files.catbox.moe/jhz3aa.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419108
they're going the valkyrie route

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419175
welcome back, Mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419181
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Lots of anons dream about romancing their Pyrow bully, but you all keep forgetting that this is how your sex would often look like, uploaded straight to her Insta and OnlyFlames
https://files.catbox.moe/exxa1b.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419120
why do whiny faggots like complaining that they're seeing too many posts about something that's not their fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419209
>TFW no gyaru GF to plap me so hard I double peace sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419222
you're the equivalent of the awkward kid standing in the corner who goes up to all the groups and starts trying to talk about his yugioh cards

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>>44419108
The BEAUTIFUL and KIND women of the land will NEVER fall to the temptations of monsterization and treat it like the PLAGUE it clearly is with a prayer to Chief Goddess.
Remember, I pray for everyone including a delusional monster lover like you!
>>44419187
Am I going to receive blessings form the Chief Goddess in the form of a wonderful and awe inspiring angel in my darkest hour? YES, not that it'd ever get there since I go to church every sunday and have over 90 points on my point card! Just 10 more to go till I can get my name into the raffle and receive a big blessing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419243
>be in thread, like missionary sex
>anon mentions doggy
>"wtf keep that shit out of here"
That's the level complaining about harems are at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419247
You know, what? You're right! The Chief Goddess is truly the only choice for mankind to flourish. I'm going to walk right into that fallen goddess chapel and give them a piece of my mind! Those cute- I mean corrupt- demons don't scare me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419243
Except harems are not unusual here and this is not your private dicksword server.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419209
With my luck, it'll resemble one of those infamous NTR pics with the fat bastard, even though it's actually more on par with that Sei Yariman hentai thing where he has to be coaxed and assured into letting her work her magic.

[Anonymous No.]

These female kids need to take responsibility for their outfits and rude bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419255
>>44419272
Fine, maybe I was too harsh. But it's really annoying sometimes when anons jump in and plug their own fetish constantly. I like what I like, but I try to give everyone else a chance to talk about their stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419278
>oji-san anon just wanted to eat his fast-food slop at the local mall
>unfortunately for him, a gang of deliquent Pyrows decided to skip school that day

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>>44419303
>I like what I like, but I try to give everyone else a chance to talk about their stuff too.
I have no idea how a single comment means you cannot talk about non-harem ideas out of sudden, I'm afraid this is firmly a (You) problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419347
What a pleasant image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419255
I mean yeah he's a troll and the self harm/monster harm poster that hates the idea of monster girls that don't cater to his fetish but its hilarious to go into a setting where you can catch a harem like its a cold and complain about others talking about harems

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419309
Poor oji-san anon. He doesn't deserve this mistreatment. Going through that messy divorce with his human wife and recovering and going sober after being an alcoholic hasn't been easy on him.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419362
I am not. Kindly fuck off and don't lay other people's shit at my feet. I admitted I was in the wrong, so move on.

[Anonymous No.]

Bogie & Bogey

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>>44419362
The fact he backed off tells me he's probably not one of our regular shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419411
They're cute! And scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419243
what? are you a middle schooler?

[Anonymous No.]

>"See something you like?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419362
this >>44419417 that's what it boils down to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419488
Do you have t-51b power armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419417
I think he has a point even if he went from 0-100. We definitely get some threads where it can get annoying. Hag-posting gets excessive every now and again. Or at least it annoys me sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>So you coming to bed, or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419530
Not now! People are WRONG on the internet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419534
I won't speak for anyone else, but this hits a bit too close for home.
Poor yeti just wants her nightly snuggle time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419411
Would

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419534
>Cue anon being dragged away from the computer into the cuddle nest that's your bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409835
Agent Hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419550

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419488
u, now be my wife, merchant tanuki
And another million other ways to get laid

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of evil is she hiding underneath her eyepatch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419247
Is it true she warms up to monsters in paradox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419611
well i cant see her at the moment it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419472
>you can't use school analogies unless you're in school yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419611
A green eye with strands of hair in her naturally red color.

[Anonymous No.]

im thinking of drawing bogie lewds, but what....

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419550
>>44419557
Agent provocateur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419512
Without a higher authority it's not possible to establish how much is too much, on anonymous consensus we could barely figure out what type of content is not welcome at all, you'll never have a consensus on the acceptable ratios of "allowed, but don't overdo it" kind of stuff.
You just have to live with the fact that some trends are more popular than the things you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419512
Did you miss the anon who had a breakdown over shoggoth and kikimora posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419631
Snuggle bear bogie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419661
bogie is clown girl
bogey is plushie girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419631
Funny I started a Bogey drawing the other day. Bogeys, both, have been making more appearances in recent threads. Not that i'm complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419692
i did one of the first one here but i want to be more amibitious

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419655
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409835

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419726
We have a lot of breakdowns but yes, that one also happened. The gist of it was that he didn't like shoggoth and kikimora reposting.

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>>44418523
>tell Lieutenant Elf that you cannot follow her orders
>try to explain that the dark elf is a legally protected PoW and raping her would be a war crime
>both elves stare at you for a few seconds before the prisoner speaks up
>"Neither of our countries signed that treaty. The elf's orders are entirely legal."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419653
I think there's a middle ground. If you catch yourself replying to others and plug your content of choice over and over, maybe consider toning it down a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419697
I've never drawn a Bogey before, a little difficult considering her patchwork body, but it is fun playing around with her arms/ leg shapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419261
On this episode of seconds from disaster

[Anonymous No.]

Why are threads only lasting a day now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419820
Learn how the website works. It means the rest of the board is moving faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419828
Why tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419776
true also her sister, bogie have been appearing way more often as well
which is something i wish to see more of

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>>44419855
>bogie have been appearing way more often as well
>which is something i wish to see more of
Exactly why i'm drawing some bogey. Feels like the same pics are posted here and I have great difficulty finding new ones since nobody else draws them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419865
i think we have a misunderstanding
bogey is plushie
bogie is the clown
thats why i said her sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419668
Nothing wrong with snuggling with the clown Bogie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419877
Sorry I was talking in general about both of them. Probably should have made that more clearer myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419766
That's really interesting but lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

All I have to do to prevent getting caught by a monster girl is by being as generic and nondescript as possible! Blend in with crowds of humans! There's no way I'd get singled out like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419924
So how do you feel about mob faces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419885
nothing wrong with that but i want more lewds for bogies but no good clown doujins to pull from
>>44419935
generic men get mob faced monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419935
Surely a pair of mob faced succubi in thigh highs and cute sweaters couldn't be planning their background scene in an opening shot of a love confession to me in a crowd where I've suddenly been singled out, could they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419935
I don't feel strongly one way or another about them!

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44420006
I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44416930
I've been here since the first threads I think. I want my harem, but I'll settle for a single Lilim.
Where has the time gone anons? How much longer must we wait?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44420092
>>44420162
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420180
Hags getting desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419917
>lolis
Dick the brats
Dick the good girls
Dick the tsunderes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44419924
If I spout off NPC dialogue lines surely they'll leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420197
You are going to be a background character getting raped in the aftermath montage of a city being conquered

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>meet the monstergirl of your life
>she rapes you
>best sex you ever had
>ok thanks for the meal human
>she begins to walk away
>wait arent you gonna marry me and birth me a kid
>no i just wanted sex get lost human
>she walks away
how would you respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420252
find a better setting

[Anonymous No.]

Don't feed the trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420197
Hex maniac stood around and sold milk to people. She now has thousands of lewd fan art. Be prepared Anon, you're about to become best boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420236
I just need to come up with enough fake filler quests to hand out to keep the monsters distracted. By the time they come looking for the reward for collecting five prisoner fruits, I'll be long gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420252
Stalk her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420246
Seems sus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420279
Unless you have a Troll daughter so she can grow up to be tall and shapely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420291
tail bow is +5 to trust

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420291
Define sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420252
Rape her back

[Anonymous No.]

run

[Anonymous No.]

>go to the sabbath
>get my own kid
>a better kid, that can do magic and shit.
>I even skipped out all the bad parts and have someone I can talk to about 40 year old anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420321
I don't even know you. How did you get into my apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420283
I don't think Anons are prepared to see all the fanart monster girls have drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420344
maybe i shouldn't sell milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420283
I'm suddenly very worried about how much black clothing I wear and the bags under my eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420283
Need a very pushy goth holstaur cosplaying/ dresses similarly to hex maniac. Creepy ghost magician part optional

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420371
But the holsts are too busy being milked to do it themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420344
Just wait until you read her 120k word self insert fanfiction were you fall in love with her and have three children. It's still ongoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420402
I'm going to post on 4mon and correct her on some incredibly minor details, ultimately leaving vague opinion on the actual fanfic as whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420344
Some of us are going to be like the Ant Arachne or Glacies. We're only remembered because people always forget we exist. Thank god, I'd die of a heart attack otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420287
You'll have to toe the line for these quests. If the quests are too tedious and annoying they will make sure to hunt you down to vent their frustrations. You are playing a very dangerous game friend.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44420468
I fully intend to hand out several of those collection quests that take hours to complete for a tiny reward of maybe one cosmetic item

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420594
You're the true monster anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420423
>Those forgotten monster girls take a liking to forgotten anons
Could this be Chochin-Obake's moment?!

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayer husband's be like "ayo, sorry I can't make it tomorrow, I'm too busy being my wife's panties."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44409835

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420619
Her moment was long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44420619
No.

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>>44420635
>Almost ten years ago
Damn. Her one moment only to be cast aside right after. That kind of behavior is what makes them aggressive.

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>>44420623
thats 90% snek

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Zap weasel gonna zap

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>>44420749
nooo i don’t wanna be a sex sculpture

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>>44419924
I'm a fairly generic man and I have a weakness for simple, cartoonish faces, especially on otherwise bombshell bodies. Mob-faced monstergirls would be a major weakness for me, and that increases even more so if said monsters are shortstacks or hag-bodied.

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>>44420755
Then why are you so hard?

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>>44420764
>Kej with her hair bound
Kinky.

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>>44420764
Apparently asking if the carpet matches the drapes isn’t so funny to kej
Spoiler, i was raped

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>your mamono daughter brings back a guy to your home for the first time
>he introduces himself as a janny
What do.

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Going to make all the monsters in MGC blush when I walk around with a sign saying "free seating" on my face.
Nobody would be THAT bold.

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>gentle plap plap
>whisper in her ears to get pregnant

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>>44420808
Throw down some random stuff and tell him to clean it up

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>Monster girl you like browses these thread
>Sees your long post about the things you'd like to do with her
>Some of your ideas are ones she hadn't considered before
>Takes note of them
>Fast-forward to post portal
>Gets together with you
>Does one of the ideas you came up with
>She smirks at you when the realization dawns on you

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>>44420808
Get him a real job.

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>>44420844
gentle sleep sex with sleepy mouse

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>>44420850
>our waifus have already managed to create a way to watch but not yet travel between worlds
>they spend their time dreaming about their lives post-portal with us and how they'll capture or seduce us for our first night with them

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>>44420850
>>44420887
This is exactly why I'm always happy to horny post. Plus, they'll need help cracking my autism, a handicap is reasonable.

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>>44420844
>it's tying itself up now
Basically free.

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>>44420808
My wife and I tell our daughter to set him straight, which she better do.

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>>44420887
>Replies to your long rant post that she has already framed, screen-capped and written down
>Very innocuous, poses as another anon who like the same kind of monster girl
>Asks for more things you'd want to do together
>Anon replies with an even longer post, almost at the word limit
>She just sits at her computer in stunned silence, reading and re-reading the post over and over again

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>>44420791
Get behind her and braid some of her hair but in such a way that it's covered up and can't be seen normally.

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>>44420984
>This is Turtle Shell bondage for hair whores

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snex

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>>44421049
I picture a Hebi jealously coiled around both her husband and egg simply because a neighbor is visiting.

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>Monster girls looking at posts about anons instant-losing
>They nod in approval
>"You sure would, anon."

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I'm going to bleat my husband - some weresheep

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>>44421093
can't beat the bleat

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>>44421112
but can she bleat the beat?

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>>44421093
Clever play on words, but I actually beat my wife. She beats me sometimes too so it's all fair, though. Being married to a salamander is weird.

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>>44421123
How bloody.

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>>44421093
>>44421112
>farmer anon kept away every night by the gentle bleats of sleeping sheep

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>>44421153
How bloody would it be? Not at all, I'd guess; MAMONO MANA would probably work both ways and there'd be demon silver weapons. That's for the better.

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>>44421093

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>>44421243
Oh, you should have specified monster girl encyclopedia

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Touch slime

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You wake up to find your vampire mistress over you like this. What do you do?

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>>44421271
fall back asleep, I'm really bad in the morning

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>>44421253
yikes

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>>44419190
nya.

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>>44421253
MGE was, is and always will be the default setting for discussions here, no matter how much newfags and schizophrenic shitposters bitch about it. Everything in the OP being related to MGE should be an obvious sign.

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>>44421301
That was before. The situation changed when talking about new girls became enforceable by law.

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>>44421271
wake up for real and tell my Bogey wife I had a horrible dream about having a vampire mistress

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>>44421265
gimme back my water you gelatinous slut

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>>44421327
It's theirs now.

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>>44421327
But she's much too small! You should give her more water, and some protein!

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cummy wummies in dru-drus tummy

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>>44421327
>>44421343
>lean forward slightly
>you can see her vag
lewd

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>>44421383
Sex with slimes would be weird.

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>>44421385
I like how you can just "stick it in" anywhere, but at the same time I don't like that.

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>>44421397
>having sex with slime wife
>cum deep inside
>she's ready for round 2
>leans in to kiss you
ewwwwwwwww

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>>44421400
>Won't kiss his wife
Gay

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>>44421400
It's the opposite; you could cum in her mouth and then make iou with completely new slime five seconds later. That's hot AND hygienic. Not bad.

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>Man tricked by fox, fathers twelve with more on the way, sources claim.

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>>44421409
A slime girl would be fucking great to have right now.

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>>44421439
>"I'm glad I didn't have to like her just for her personality," said foxfucker.

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https://imgbox.com/g/DouoJNOt8j
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 88. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/Ws2hi40r

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

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>>44421439
>one measly tail
pathetic.

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>>44421454
They are known to approach men suffering in the summer heat. Be careful.

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>>44421463
It is better to take a one tail and turn her into a nine tail than to get a nine tail off the streets, much like how a home cooked burger is better than a mcdonalds burger

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>>44421463
Better?

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>>44421459
Could this be it?

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>>44421405
>brass dragon
would

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>>44421454
Dork slime thinks the watermelon means she's pregnant.

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>>44421572
They're just curious as to what its like since they reproduce in a different way. Bowling balls are also played with

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>>44421678
I want to mate press that snake so hard bros

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I hope you all get happy endings and the miseryfaggotry gets snuffed out forever.

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>>44421806
But I am miserable.

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>>44421806
I'd hope the sad anons will find someone gentle and loving to heal them. The assholes need some tough love, but I don't blame those who are just hurting.

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>>44421565
That's a gold dragon you dork.

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>>44421806
thank you anon, we are all gonna make it

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I fantasize about being brutally dominated despite being bogiebait, what happens with me

When I say brutal I mean I fantasize about being the magi during the dorm dash

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>>44421819
Nothing Ms flayer can't fix.

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>>44421919

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>>44421919
>I fantasize about being brutally dominated despite being bogiebait, what happens with me
Bogie snu snu, plapping replaced by squeaky squeeze toy noises

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>>44421933
Does she have any appointment openings? I need a lot fixed

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>>44421965
>Bogie snu snu, plapping replaced by squeaky squeeze toy noises
>humping a bogey
>just sounds like a dog squeaky toy

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>>44422018
>150k
Fucking inflation

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>>44422021
>Later buy a puppy
>Pop a boner every time it plays with its favorite toy

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Competition among snakes is fierce.

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>>44422038
Enjoy your new cu sith wife, pervert

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>>44422038
>a puppy
Every time you fuck your Bogey the dog thinks there's an intruder trying to break in

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>>44422053
They don't look like they're fiercely competing. They don't even look like they're playing the same console.

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>>44422089
The left one looks like she's in much more competitive mood, but the right one pulled out an arcade stick, so who knows how it's gonna go.

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>>44422089
Serious ftg competitors always respect their opponent's controller choice

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>>44421459
oh, a lim got laid. how about that

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>>44420321
Run toward her, right?

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>>44421806
And we'll all float on okay.

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>>44422089
>>44422118
>Haughty monster visits one of her locals with a top of the line fightsticks
>Gets completely dumpstered by a poorfag Anon with a gamepad, shakes her hand and goes back to hanging with his friends until his next match

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You guys are making me want to play more Vampire Savior

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i desire clown women in my life and on this page but i need ideas

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>>44422163
You seem to ask this kind of question a lot but I never see results.

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>>44422176
i made progress on this troll but gave up on this pic
https://files.catbox.moe/90sdnx.png
i wanna get away from this pose and get more dynamic

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>>44422163
What if she was one of those monster clowns? Like the clown is a monster but she's also a girl?

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>>44422199
>giving up
lol, lmao
>https://files.catbox.moe/zprdz9.png
Your head is better than mine though.

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>>44422255
yes, but i wish for sexy bogie women with lots of kinky clown sex