/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40375535
I wants me a girl what looks at me like so

I wonder if there are public sex beaches in MGC like there are nude beaches in our world.

>>40375548
Probably wouldn't make a distinction.

Power bottom bicorn that bullies and eggs your other wives while you're having sex
>Come on, put your back into it! Even my grandma could make him cum faster!

Im sure she's fine

I wonder what the sabbaths think of the
>GET OFF MY LAWN!
types

>>40375847
They're gonna make it "GET OFF OUR LAWN!" eventually.

>>40375666
if a tomboy with this much boobie suddenly got possesive of me, I'd thank God every day on my knees

What if it's some kind of special military automaton, you know? Like some kind of real solid... metal... I don't know, like some new Japanese thing?

How do I convince the heroes guild to let me join and bankroll my trip to zipangu with the promise that I won’t just fuck and marry the first monster I see when I will in fact fuck and marry the first monster I see?

>>40376131
>You need at least 1 year of adventuring experience and 3 references to join
>Too much of the budget in the past have gone to people who go to exotic lands and get raped on their first mission
>They do have an apprentice program but for some reason most of them still end up getting raped by monster girls
>Little do they know, the "apprentice program" is just a front for monster girls dating service who want a adventuring husband

>>40376131
There's plenty of ways to get a wife and one way ticket to Zipangu; you don't need to waste the hero's guild money.
>join a endangered species conservation charity for a jinko or ren xiongmao
>become a mail order husband for a danuki
>sign up for an order missionary trip, waste their money, and head for the nearest ryu/shirohebi shrine once you land
>post a naked picture of yourself on a ushi-oni website
>look into hiring a kunoichi hitwoman on yourself
>go to the embassy and ask if they have any single relatives back home
You could also just tell the hero's guild you'll be willing cannon fodder for an adventure party going there. Your sacrifice lets the party have a one use insta-win against any monster or escape one loss. This means you'll probably get thrown into the arms of a particularly strong and rapey monster though.

What would be a fun story idea?
>Ryu holds the weather of a village ar ransom to get the man she wants to visit the shrine
>Lillim/succubus captures female knight and corrupts her. the twist is said knight is VERY into sharing and they fuck the guy together
>Golem and automaton cnverse on the logistics of magical artifical life
>Living doll dries to do the horror movie thing, fails at it.
>Man tries to go out in a blaze of glory by sexually arrasing boss, jokes on him, she's into that shit.
>"The boy who cried werewolf"

>>40376470
>Man tries to go out in a blaze of glory by sexually arrasing boss, jokes on him, she's into that shit.
This one please

>>40376470
living doll, the dude doesnt get sceared cause the more scared he should be, the harder he gets

>>40376377
>sign up for an order missionary trip
I wanna do that but actually try to convert a Ryu worshiping town.
I'd 100% fail, but I still wanna do it.

>>40376470
>Lillim/succubus captures female knight and corrupts her. the twist is said knight is VERY into sharing and they fuck the guy together
Best for basic smut.
>Man tries to go out in a blaze of glory by sexually arrasing boss, jokes on him, she's into that shit.
Best for comedy (and really good for smut)
>"The boy who cried werewolf"
I vote for this one. Not just because I love werewolfs, but also because it seems like the best one-shot idea.

>>40376470
>Cry wolf
>Entire monster girl village shows up to help
>It’s a werewolf
>They say not to waste their time
>werewolf kidnaps me to her den

>>40375535
I want my girl to look at me like this

>>40376572
What's a werewolf's den like?

>>40376649
smelly and damp with fluids

>Go to ushi rape cave
>She’s already taken
>Go to next ushi rape cave
>She’s also taken
>Go to another ushi rape cave
>She’s taken and is expecting in 7 months
>And I’m not a cunny fan anyways
>Go to city with ushi town in it
>All the ushis are married
>All of them still trying for kids
>Try online dating
>Ushi profiles are long dead with last activity 7 years ago
>Any new ones are just bots
WHERE DO I GET A DAMN USHI WITHOUT WAITING 18 YEARS?

>>40376650
>with fluids
I somehow feel I shouldn't ask what kind of fluids.

>>40376657
I have an idea, find the legends of sereval ancient evil Ushi onis and start checking their sealed temples and shrines

>>40376676
>Check the obvious raid zones that are visited every week by adventurers because stupidly rare mounts the ushi bosses drop
>I’m sure they aren’t married after years of the content being out by now

>>40376707
if you gonna be sad boi, i have a feeling that a scrapped bogey ushi oni boss is gonna make form herself just to tell you off for being such a sad boi

>>40376707
if you gonna be sad boi, i have a feeling that a scrapped bogey ushi oni boss is gonna make herself form herself just to tell you off for being such a sad boi and you get you your ushi oni wife, just a little plushier than you thought

massive secondary sexual features on a monster girl

>please like and subscribe

>>40376470
>>Ryu holds the weather of a village ar ransom to get the man she wants to visit the shrine
this sounds like super fun, the werewolf one too

>>40377002
anon? u good?

>>40376649
surprisingly comfy and tidy, good internet connection too, and it doesn't get hot in the summer, since it's well isolated.
lack of windows is a slight downside, but once you're married you can persuade her to add some

>>40376657
Zipanguese Institute for Mamono with Aggression Problems

>>40376470
I vote for the Werewolf.
>>40376657
You could have asked the married Ushis about their family members.

>>40377034
The only place with internet in all of mge is wonderland. It's up to you on whether it's worth the cost.

>>40376978
The best kind of features.

>>40377098
It is
>hatter
Tea parties where you’re the seat of honor
>dormice
Sleep
>cheshire
Most detrimental due to her becoming a meme queen
>jabber
Look up recipes for deserts with her
>trumpart
Depending on her suit she could be normal or really kinky and with the internet it wouldn’t matter because she would already know about any fetish ever. Also spade trumparts might be a bit miffed over learning their symbol has been jacked
>wonderworm
Spends all day looking up bongs and hookas and things to smoke in them
>jubjub
Who cares about porn let’s have sex
Overall it’s a worthy sacrifice none of the girls are that bad besides humpty eggs

>>40377098
You just have to get used to everyone correcting you that "colour" is the correct spelling.

>>40377296
>Colour
>Labour
>Centre
>Aluminium
>Fulfil
Abhorrent

>>40377361
>Armour
Truly these english girls must be corrected.

>>40377296
Oim tellin' ye Muriel, the outside wor'ers really do call a "funny-wunny hubby-snuggy getty-wetty" a "rape"

Sleep and snuggle with the Ko

>>40377435
no

>>40377391
>Headband
Fake cat. Punishment is anal bead tail and subsequent yanking

>>40377435
>the Ko
looks like she yoinked him back to the bed before he finished. nice of her to solve the captcha and press post though

>>40377289
i agree, my love for fat ass monster girls is second to none but also love milky titties

>>40377435
I would, but I'm addicted to fat hags.
I must continue my hunt for the ultra hag.

>>40377289
agreed, just look at the ass on this hatter

>>40377463
Can I get some tea with my milk?

>>40377490
you'll get milk tea

>>40377489
Yeah no that's far in /d/ territory

>>40377474
There can be a thicc hag Jinko for you out there.

>>40377391
>go to Wonderland
>get intercepted by a jabberwock, Cheshire cat, mad hatter and jubjub bird
>they start singing Beatles songs at you

hagshire
>>40377551
im going to sing salsa songs back at them

Single men in their twenties or older are likely to be reported for being suspicious.

>>40377710
i just turned 20, am I gonna be reported?

>>40377710
but all I'm doing is eating cereal, how is that suspicious

>>40377710
And then what?

>>40377770
Enslaved and shotaed by unlicensed sabbath witches

>>40377786
bad end

>>40377710
so best I starting whoring myself out in highschool and drop out to get fucked for money?

>>40377817
>cut to lilim in city hall with her head in her hands, lamenting how her policy backfired

>>40377770
The local lilim makes an example out of you.

>>40377733
Not immediately. But if you were to reach 25 without finding anyone, or even trying to, you'd be in serious trouble.
>>40377764
What kind of man can be in a place filled with women that want to love him and just eat cereals? Are you saying monsters aren't good for you? That's not very patriotic of you. Are you perhaps an Order sympathizer? You are obviously up to no good.
>>40377770
Marriage correction

>>40377861
A cheap scheme to get this loser laid huh?
Too bad, I belong to hag pussy only.

>>40377887
but I'm eating monstergirl cereal!

>>40377451
>childhood friend dresses up as a monster to scare you
>goes the extra mile and somehow manages to get her hands on a cheshire's dress
>convinces you to meet her in the woods outside of town
>you go to meet her but she's nowhere to be seen
>you suddenly feel a paw on your shoulder, scaring you shitless
>she's practically dying of laughter
>you're left confused on how she managed to sneak up on you, it was like she came out of thin air
>in anger you grab one of her fake ears and try to pull it off
>it doesn't come off

>>40377910
You should be eating out monsters instead.

>>40377893
>He doesn't know hags are losers
>Anon gets midnbroken by the hag lilim mayor

>>40375535

>>40377858
>Anon smiles for he has a foound a way to get money without working

>>40377861
this lim seems weird...

>>40377922
She looks pissed

>>40376470
The boy who cried werewolf.

>>40377893
!

>>40378090
good old gappy

>>40376978
damn bratty hatty…

>>40378090

>>40377861
what a worshipable ass

>>40375535
Big bloodbags.

>>40378156
truly hag

>>40378156
Made for dozens of pregnancies.

>>40377861
An excellent throne filler.

>>40377861
if only the thighs matched

Impregnating an old hag and her pet fox.

>>40378330
learning how babies are made with the maid of that red house

>>40378367
>sakuyawhatssex.jpg

>>40378387
gotta go ask old patchy then to learn what sex is, She should know what sex is

Getting pinned down in the bamboo forest by a Lewd Boobie Wolf.

>>40378236
>centaur using anything but sword and lance
unforgivable

>>40378413
getting smothered by some massive wolf tittiies

>>40378418
i know people on these threads shit on mm, but I'm glad that it was a thing.

>>40378421
Making pups with the wolf while being smothered by the wolf titties.

I feel nothing

>>40378442
finally making zipangese wolves not extinct and drinking lots of zipangese wolf milk!

>>40378367
>rich old hag "adopts" a "boy" in his late twenties
>spends weeks and months coming up with hilariously convoluted plans on how to seduce him
>almost has a mental breakdown when she realizes why their maid keeps getting bigger
Early bird gets the worm

>>40378450
Looks like suicides are back on the menu! Isn't that nice?

>>40378450
I feel...cold

>>40378453
Imagine the bush on her during full moon.

I'll have the uuuuhhhhhh manticore hellhound combo please.

>>40378492
Barbossa you lying bastard! It's hot as hell right now!

I'll have the troll, kiki, holst venus mommy combo pls

>>40378413
>just chilling in zipangu
>everyone here is pretty chill, rape here isn't as much of an issue as say, the desert
>sipping fresh tea from a street stall while having a little siesta in the forest
>suddenly there's a lot of noise
>sounds like branches of bamboo snapping and shattering
>it's getting closer
>try to keep a low profile
>hear a shout
>"HEY, FAGGOT! MOVE!"
>get sacked by a werewolf that's twice my fucking size
>we tumble through the brush
>she ends up on top of me
>"The boy who's about to become a father says 'what'?"
>"W-what?!"
>she rips apart my clothes with her teeth
>starts rubbing herself all over me
>next thing I know she's riding me in reverse cowgirl
>doesn't stop until I've busted a nut three times
>feel like I'm gonna faint
>she carries me over her shoulder back to her home
>turns out she runs a convenience store down the road, too
>was honestly expecting a rape cave or something but she lives a pretty normal life when she's not in heat
>because I came three times, we're married now, and I still don't know how the fuck to get back home to collect my belongings

I posted this in the wrong thread, please excuse my retardation.

You were captured in a recent Amazon raid. Because you were a good boy, and cute enough for a few girls to fight over, you get to pick which one you belong to.

Don't look at hidden fetishes until you make your choice.

>Option 1
A brash, haughty chieftain-to-be. Keeps her hair like her temper, short. Has the most well-defined muscles of her generation. Got a demon tattoo on her thigh because she likes being caressed, didn't realize how sensitive it would make her, now gets extremely embarrassed when it's stimulated. If you use this to get the upper hand, she'll probably fuck you back twice as hard when she regains her senses.
Sexual interests include outdoor sex, rough sex, pinning
Hidden fetish: ripping clothes

>Option 2
A meek girl who was converted from the previous raid. She still lacks confidence, so she prefers to keep her appearance as close to her former self as she can. Wears glasses & keeps her shoulder-length hair in braided twintails. She's still clumsy with weapons, but is still agile enough to get the upper hand on a lot of her peers. Her slightly plump body often lends an added layer of eroticism to her tight-fitting clothes.
Sexual interests include hand-holding, kissing, and clothed sex. She likes being pulled around, but wants to feel wanted, not used.
Hidden fetish: pet play, you're the pet

>Option 3
The idol of the tribe. She generally has a very gentle, caring demeanor, but can be strict where needed. Others look up to her as a sort of big sister. Her hair is long, straight, and cascades down her shoulders and back freely. She composes and performs love songs in her free time, often about very sensual subjects.
Sexual interests include gentle domination, nursing handjobs, lots of mouth action on the body.
Hidden fetish: shibari. It goes both ways.

>>40378492
Save your breath. I am neither afraid nor capable of being comforted by your banal words.

>>40378536
>echidna looks at you funny for a minute
>"coming right up sir! Please pay at the window!"
>she wiggles to another room
>"Honey! We've got a big order to fill!"

>>40376657
if you found some ushis already borrow some blood and go make your own.

>>40378597
do you need to inject the blood into a girl or just get it on them?

>>40378608
it's probably contact but you could coat a demonsilver knife or something to be sure

>>40378440
The girls were great, it's just the story was crap. I would have liked it better if it was a bunch of different guys and showing a day in the life of each of them and their monster. Harem anime just tend to be shit. They focus too much on the bickering between girls and random pervert shots rather than the actual romance.

>>40378567
Option 3

>>40378627
That's just mean

>>40378641
use it for self defense when you get attacked by gang of nuns

>>40378270
But my face is her throne.

>"Blessed with purifying powers and unparalleled beauty... I am a gift to you all. You may sing songs of praise in my name... Eek?! Wh-why are you staring at me so boorishly?! Wh-wh-what is wrong with people these days?! "

>>40378667
Hope you've worked on lung capacity as she'll be holding court then.

>>40378628
>manga
>actual romance
Rare. The japanese are affected by the same societal pressure as us where you can't show women trying to be romantic toward men Because nobody knows what it would actually be like

>>40378660
i usually just dodge and dodge until the nuns tire themselves out and give them all a flask of wurm milk for the workout

>monster girls fantasize about living in a monster girl version of The Handmaid's Tale

>>40378714
>>40378660
Please, the nuns are married to their God
Don't corrupt them

>>40378743
>tfw no creepy white dragon gf whose 8ft tall and wears a sundress
>Ywn never hear her popopopo behind you and see the massive shadow
>Ywn hear those in your sleep
>Ywn be lulled to sleep but such tender popopos

manticore in juri han's body suit
please

>>40378747
And why wouldn't they?
Half of us fantasize living in it too with the roles reversed.

>>40378759
it's okay they can still be holy.
plus ms march hare has some very intriguing interpretations of theological texts

I like to post on 4mon about my lovely Alp childhood friend wife

>>40378747
>monstergirls wearing the handmaid's clothes, nun uniforms, and burqas to be "modest", all while these clothes fail to hide their massive assets

>>40378759
Anon, these nuns are hiding succubus horns and tails under their habits and their bodies are almost completely covered in pleasure runes.
Someone is getting corrupted alright, but it won't be them.

>>40377786

What is the sabbath putting in the group snacks?

>>40378819
Well
At the very least, don't stab
Knife fights are terrifying

>>40378850
thats too big

>>40378412
Mykyuu.

>>40378793
>spash her with Ushi blood
>she's scared at first
>but then she gives way to the pleasure and turns
>Bunny-Succubus-Ushi Oni Nun
>She's calm and gentle
>still devoted to her faith, although had to leave the sisterhood upon taking a husband
>who she gently fucked silly for a week straight, he only being sustained by her milk and healing powers

>>40378861
demonsilver is approved for all ages and fun for the whole family

>>40378861
>nuns get tired of your shit
>they affix demon silver "bayonets" on their succutails

>>40377710
I'm not worthy of having a wife. Please understand, Lilim-sama.

>>40378567
>Option 4
I hate Amazon and femdom because I'm not faggot so I kill my self out of spite for Eros being a dick.

>>40378545
it's nice that getting dogpiled is more literal with mamano

>>40379065
>I hate Amazon and femdom
>I'm not faggot
?

>>40379095
If you like to be dominated you're are a feminoid or a fag, that all.

>>40379065
Have you ever thought about not replying?

>>40379065
>I hate Amazon and femdom
>I kill my self
Hello, future undead Alp

>>40379122
Okay alp

>>40379095
R&I him.

>>40379095
just leave him, hes the resident shithead

>>40379146
>>40379141
Sure and next time you will say that pegging is really hetero, you dirty faggot

>>40378227
I like this guy's work, I wish he posted more art on his pixiv. He makes me fall in love with Yukari all over again. Her and Kaguya.

>>40377917
>grab her ears
>she moans
Oh no!?

>>40379151
Seconded. Those posts feel very out of place, must be some summerfag crossobarder thinking he's funny.

What is it with monstergirl media and having such great human women in them?

He went to different tactics, sad. So sad but I wish for some dragons

>>40379194
He draws the haggiest hags that ever hagged.

Living Armor variants and Living Armor hybrids

>>40379293
>Living Armor nanosuit
>pros: looks futuristic and cool
>cons: it keeps changing the mode to MAXIMUM HORNY on its own

>>40379293
Living armor bogie

>>40379293
Living Armor Warframe

I want to get dominated by an Alp.

>>40379293
i like ittan momen in the same role better. they're more flexible

>>40377463
>>40377489
I may need to reconsider the shroom

>>40379461
>more flexible
I see what you did there, anon

>>40379468
there are some shapely benefits to the more sedentary mamano

I feel like even if the portals open I wouldn't turn into an incubus. My autism/antisocial aura is too strong for even them, or for the realm to afflict me. Its stronger than my porn addiction.

>>40379516
cool blog

>>40379516
I don't know about you but I am 100% sure my harem is waiting for me on the other side and will seek me out the moment the portals open

>>40379351
always accompanied by a living armor bogey

>>40379516
>antisocial
Living Shirohebi bait

>>40375535

>>40379513
True, true.

>>40378843
>>40377786
Gloomy girls are dangerous.
They lure you in with their exotic looks and approachable personality, then before you realize it you're the father of 10 gloomy daughters.

>>40379513
Soft and fluffy monsters that like to laze around eating and fucking. Absolute decadence and hedonism.

>>40379561
That vagina looks painfully angled

>>40379601
oh no!

I am in love with Ms. Alp

>>40379619
I need strongfat alps.

>>40379513
Evidently.
I must look into them more, be they the bounce shroom, the tea shroom, or the shroom shroom.

>>40379611
The best kinds.
Breeding and comfy times would come ahead.

>>40375535

>>40379642
>schoolbag full of bones
i feel i can trust this person

>>40376470
>>Ryu holds the weather of a village ar ransom to get the man she wants to visit the shrine
Sounds fun

>>40377710
I achieve wizard status very soon. I will not have my potential taken from me.

>>40379639
Falling asleep after doing the deed atop a large soft monster while still comfortably joined together.

>>40379713
No better way to rest right there, most likely face first in her bust if she's a tall one.

>>40379620
>your gymbro Alps on you

>>40379728
Maximum comfy.

Beeg monstergirls are great, they're so much more cuddly.

>>40379752
Acceptable.

>>40375535

>>40379616
She looks like the type who'd want to reenact her favorite hentai scenes.

>>40379642
Nothing beats brown skin with light hair on a shortstack monster.

>>40378850
>cow that likes drinking her own milk
why doesn't she just drink her own, straight from the tap?

>>40379794
https://youtu.be/x6lv7FACT-o

What are the best species if I want to dominate or at least be equal to them ?

>>40379828
Almost all of them, femdom is shit.

>>40379828
The meidos, also Cockatrice and Umi Osho are all about maledom.

>>40379848
based
Hellhounds tongue my anus

>>40379883
be careful, that sounds like a power move from her

No one fucks like Gaston
No one sucks like Gaston
No one makes human girls look like sows like Gaston
For there's no succ in town half as sexy
(Perfect, a pure paragon!)
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
Deep down they all know: an Alp is fine too

No one's thick as Gaston
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's tits quite as majestic as Gaston
>As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a gal, that Gaston!

>Thank you Anon, I needed the encouragement

No one rapes like Gaston
Milks a dick like Gaston
All the women in town, they're all jealous of Gaston

>When I rape I sneak up, loins afire
>And the pelvis of Anon says a prayer
>First I carefully line up my slit
>Then I just jam it in!
(Is that fair?)
>I don't care!

No one rides like Gaston
Slams her hips like Gaston
In a sex match, nobody lasts like Gaston!
>I'm especially good with the reverse mating press!
10/10, Gaston!

>When I was a lad, I did four hundred squats every morning to help me get large
>And now that I'm a girl, I do five hundred squats
>And my thights are the size of a barge!

You'll be kissed by Gaston
Who else loves like Gaston?
He could never resist you, Gaston!
>We put lots of love in all of our fornicating

Say it again
Who's a man among women
Who's the super succ(ess)
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask her fans and her dearest husband
There's just one girl in town who's got all of it down

And her name's G-A-S...T... I believe there's another T... It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
Gaston!

>>40379561
clingy is good

>>40379561
damn snek, at least take me to dinner first

>>40379924
Big titty doll gf.

>>40379924
I love how she's getting preg art.

>>40379883
>Tongue your anus, you say?

>>40379924
So what's the best girl for a clingy man?

>>40379949
flowkelp

>>40379828
Alps

>>40379883
They will now.

>>40379901
I bet Gaston is a total dead fish

>>40375535
>When you order weapons from GremlinTech

>>40379828
wurm

>>40375535
I am tired of these vengefull Gods that try to render my mind insane, or consume me. Where is the God of wine and titties?

>>40380027
MP18's magazine if you want to RP a WW1 storm trooper.

>make fun of grapesnakes on monchan
>a few minutes later someone replies to your post with a lewdtube link
>it's an apophis
>adjusts camera and reclines in her seat
>flips her hair back and holds up a glass
>hooks her fangs over the edge
>completely fills the glass with venom in a matter of seconds
>licks the residual venom off her lips and smiles seductively into the camera
>starts listing off your IP address

>>40375539
>ancient dragon tries to impress you with the finest recipes from empires that no longer exist, made from ingredients worth their weight in gold
>you're just trying to figure out why there are five different forks next to your plate, and praying that she won't get angry if you pick the wrong one

>>40380189
I have no table manners, sadly.

>>40380147
>send an image of an empty egg carton in response

>>40380147
>drink apophis' venom juice in front of her
>pretend to be fallen completely for her
>get close to her pretending to kiss her
>stroke her head while looking smugly at her as she's puffing up her cheeks, as she doesn't understand why her venom didn't work

You do know why it didn't work, don't you anons?

>>40380211
the only ones who would care about propriety are kikimoras and maybe vampires

>>40380075
Isn’t that literally the god of the gote you posted? Bacchus iirc?

>>40380227
>t. future venom addict

>>40380228
>turns out anon has an ulcer
whoops

>>40375535

Alp sex

>>40380253
cope egglet

>>40380306
That's a regular Succubus.

>>40380339
yeah, he does that.

>>40380306
All this alp-posting sounds forced. That's not even an alp.

Sniff dormouse _______.

>>40380306
ANON NO THE ADS

>>40380339
>>40380356
>>40380357
There's no other logical explanation for why they'd have a tail that thick.

>>40380432
why would a thick tail be an indicator of an alp?

>>40380444
Forced meme.

>game has unwinnable fights

>>40380432
Because tail thickness in Alps is completely fanon.
>>40380470
This one looks unlosable.

>>40380228
I'll give you a point for avoiding the venom, but I'll have to deduct several points for forgetting that her tail is nearly 2000 pounds of muscle. You really shouldn't have gotten into headpatting distance.

>>40380374
Pillows.

>>40380512
>exploring your new alps wife body together with her
Alps have upsides

>>40380519
Close but no cigar. Try again.

Something that makes contact with the pillow

>>40380654
Pajamas

>>40380654
ass?

>>40380684
Not quite.

>>40380687
No fren. Her hair. Sniff her hair.

>>40380708
her ass hair?

>>40379289
what's the point if the bra has no milk stains?

>>40380726
the forbidden mofu...

>>40380726
No fren, just no.

>Be the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover
>Prank me by downloading a dating app to my phone and accepting every monster on there
>Next morning get swooped up by ancient evil dragons arguing over who gets my first time

>>40380726
Based and pubic hair pilled

okay okay okay
I get it, we all heard about the ancient evils
but what about ancient good monsters?

>>40380938
They all got married soon after the transformation because humans already liked them and aren’t creepy angry shut ins. Essentially imagine a really nice grandma calling you sugar, honey, or some other nickname but are absolutely stacked and are all that wrinkly that’s what ancient goods are like

We al know when the demon lord isn't having sex, she's sending rude memes to the cheof god

I view Bromance as the purest and closet form of love between individuals. It is therefore, only natural, that I would come to truly appreciate the natural extension to that relationship dynamic.
Bromance to heterosexual genuine romance and love courtesy of gender-bending magic or whatnot.
I love Alps so much for allowing those type of stories to exist in the world of MGE

>>40380934
Pubic hair is great, but ass hair is gross.
Only bigger older monsters can pull off having a few tasteful ass hair.

>unleash an ancient neutral
>she doesn't really have any plans but she wouldn't mind hanging out for a while, maybe

>>40380938
>explore the ancient temple
>find a stone statue of a buff Mino
>fondle the tiddy a little
>the stone starts to melt
>underneath is the mino heroine knight
>trapped in the melted magical stone by an evil sorcerer she defeated
>only her true love could bring her back
>leave the cave after she "shows you her gratefulness"
>be welcomed as a hero wherever you go
>people laudate and vivate you
>get free shit from every restaurant
>suddenly on top of nice buff chilvarious wife, you get high social status and admiration of all goodwilled people

>>40381022
>ancient neutral
>has no opinions whatsoever
>"can't those kids shut their yaps already?"
>"I just want to grill for Mara's sake..."

>alpfaggotry
>hairfags
Go be disgusting somewhere else

>>40380726
>>40380934
Dormice do not have ass hair or pubic hair for that matter.

>>40375535

>>40380470
>Trapped on a space station with tall spooky mansion fox like Alien Isolation, an unrelenting pursuit of instarape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auq-LJDAx-0

>>40381152
Oh no? Do I have to play along and run from her or can I just skip the game and princess carry her to the nearest bunk

Alps are the cutest and the sexiest mamono in existence

>>40381152
it might like ms fox is attacking him when he shows weakness but she is in fact gracefully cushioning his fall.
however she may need to inspect him more closely for injury

>>40381183
She will get very upset if you don't attempt to run or hide from her and she may cry.
>>40381189
Of course, she would never let anon get hurt.

>Have daughter with a Gremlin
>Your wife already planned out her birthday gifts for the next 16 years
>It's all retro games and consoles
>She can't wait for her to be 6 and receive a gameboy

>>40381219
what if I attempt to fight?

>>40381219
>she may cry.
I see. Even a fox may cry when you don’t play along with her game

>>40381279
Not effective, she is much larger than you and has magic.

>>40381189
incidentally do you guys have any good ways to show weakness to a monster? seems like a good way to get those predatory instincts flaring
>wearing open collar shirt near vampires
>wearing elastic band shorts near a ghoul
>showing your back to jinko
>floundering in water near mershark
>flailing in arachne webbing
>struggling in lamia coils
>breathing/heart beating near undead

>>40381341
setting yourself on fire near dragons

>>40381341
>fidgeting and acting scared near a hellhound
>admiting to being thirsty near a holstaur
>being cold and distant near a houri
>acting prudish near a dark priest

>>40375535

>>40381382
A fate worse than death.

>>40381358
way to get the salamanders all hot and bothered

>>40381382
I know you can't get Alped against your will, but I bet some more powerful mamono would prank boys by casting a temporary Alp disguise spell on them.

>>40381311
What if I make it down to the hangar and steal one of the power loaders?

>>40381341
How do I become more vulnerable to Imps and Alices?

>>40381382
Epic meme alpfaggot

>>40381434
babysitters are often poached by the sabbath

>>40381341
What are some things I can say or do to make a friend who recently Alp'd for me take the initiative and possibly flare up her desire to pin me down and force copulation?

>>40381434
Act like a loving big bro to the alice, and just intentionally screw up the summoning ritual for the imp.

>>40381434
play a game with them

>>40381519
>ah, oh no, I've failed my summoning ritual
>look right there where I accidentally smudged it
>you could do anything now
>oh no

>>40381341
>anon skips the EULA
>demon stifles a moan

>>40381382
I just realized with this pic you can use a baphomet to make nice straight and clean rows for planting seeds and plants.

>No imp girlfriend to call you the bestest, super cool guy to ever exist

>>40381341
I'd mention how much I like cooking when near an amazon

>“Monsters won’t get me/wouldn’t want me, I’m a reclusive shut in”
>Last words Anon typed before the Rapid Anon Protection Enforcers (RAPE) kicked down his door and assigned him to Officer Hellhound, who always wanted a nice, introverted Anon to cuddle.

>>40381450
Don't diss the classics, that image is as old as these threads.

>>40381341
>See school of mersharks out far past the buoys at the beach
>Swim to them
>Break the ice by asking for swimming lessons
>They point out I just managed to swim this far out to the sea without any struggle and with no floatation device
>Leave me treading to go bully those nerds stuck in the rip current
It’s unfair. Should I just keep swimming till I do start struggling and hope a mershark sees me?

>>40381341
>Enter Wonderland
>”Why is a raven like a writing desk”
>Hatter practically bursts from the bushes, yanks a table, some chairs and a tea set from her back pocket
>Launches into a passionate autistic rant about all the different answers
>Then completely changes the subject without missing a beat, asks you about yourself before launching into another rant about something tangentially related to your answer
>Repeat until you suddenly find yourself lying flat on your back on the table with her straddling you

>>40381598
Onii chan is the bestest.

>>40381796
a little blood goes a long way

>>40381341
>Gee i'd really like to be a father someday
>somewhere, an echidna orgasms

Troll monsters by acting the opposite way of their ideal mate, play mindgames and keep em guessing.

>>40381341
>spend at least half of your paycheck on gold every month
>make sure it's real gold and no creeping coin gold
>every morning, take the coins out and rub them all over your body
>dragons can smell it from a mile away

>>40381928
would this catch the attention of trickster monsters?

>>40379901
Considering how Gaston looks as "perfection" his alped form instead of looking like that I'm a hundred percent sure that he would turn into some kind of meaty shortstack, a shape that no man would be able to resist

>>40381828
>Anon cuts himself slighty when brushing past a buoy
>All the mersharks turn to his but turn away snickering
>Wonders what the issue is
>Fails to notice the amazoness shark behind him

>>40381940
>Spend half my paycheck on gold and silver
>Don't take them out of their storage container because like hell I'm letting my stack oxidize or get scratched up, I need that shit for if fiat paper crashes
>Danuki tracks down my address through mandatory recipts of all precious metal purchases kept by my dealer, end up with thick 'nuki wife that also stacks precious metals

>>40376470
As much as I like lilims, I am gonna vote for either the werewolf or the sexual harassment anon

>>40382048
>Pure gold
>Pure silver
>Oxidizing
Haku sensei would be very angry about you not paying attention during the metallic section of the periodic table

>>40381341
>showing your back to jinko
whats all this about?

>>40382136
Silver usually isn't sold as pure, it's .999 fine or 90% by weight if you're dealing with constitutional silver. Constitutional absolutely can tarnish, and fine gold is very soft and easy to damage. That's why protective capsules for coins and even small bullion bars are sold.

>>40375535

>>40382186
it's the precursor to the pounce

>>40382186
Tigers are ambush predators and less likely to attack you when they know you see them.

>>40382242
topheavy magus

>>40382245
So if I do my power stance, she's gonna be intimidated?

>>40382270
they're pretty civilized when their instincts aren't running wild

>>40382270
I don't know what you want to do exactly, but she might think you're provoking her.

>>40382207
Mommy

>>40381928
>Troll monsters
Stopped reading there

Post your best troll girl pics please!

>>40382242
i am not normally into tits, but god damn i want to bury my face in those

>>40382287
T-pose to assert dominance

>>40381341
>getting a cut in front of a wurm
>doing a simple tech wrong over and over in front of a firemouse or sally
>sweating in front of an akamaeme

>>40382339
I was reading Baki, and got the idea to do Yujiro's power stance on strong mgs

>>40382392
Alps were a mistake. A clear avenue for faggots to tranny it up discreetly and shit things up another way.

>>40382392
Worst timeline, Abort!

>>40382406
i don't know about the discreet part

>>40382406
would you have preferred monster energy just making everyone straight as an alternative?

>>40382242
>tfw no dark mage wife thats way taller than me
>tfw ywn suck her tits when you need to heal
>tfw ywn get smothered by massive sloshy milkers

>>40382430
it's a fantasy, you don't have to include everybody.

>>40382406
The funny part to me is that the gays still hate it because it isn't gay enough.

>>40382458
The gays hate it because it isn't gay

>>40382458
MGE is one of the most heterosexual works in existence. Which is a good thing.

>>40382412
Everyone gets their happy end, anon. You are helping an alp get "hers"
You get the choice of species though

>>40382406
Alps are great.
They're mere existence is enough to make fags and trannies seethe.
And besides what's the other alternative? Allow gays, trannies, and etc to exist?
I think monsterization and them creating hetero monster/human perfect marriages and families is the best option.

>>40382574
i like big lady

>>40382602
Actual trans women would kill for a procedure that magically flips their gender and turns them into a 11/10 succubus to booth.
The only ones seething are the Twitter schizos that pretend they like to suck dick for attention.

Do alps still wake up in the middle of the night with phantom dick?

Dormice canonically smell the best of all monsters. Alraunes and their subspecies coming in as a close second.

But dormice have the advantage since they can move around more freely, and you can have a normal home and normal bed with one. No sleeping outside in your waifu's pod. No getting covered in sticky nectar when you want to sleep with her. No getting rained and snowed on. Just pure comfy with the mice.

>>40382863
i'd go with big brown bird personally. h'orcs okay too.

>>40382013
Obviously Gaston should be an 8ft muscular succ.

>>40382800
The mindflayer therapists are going to be extremely busy when the portals get here

>>40382879
But they don't smell good like dormice.

Had a weird dream (half-dream?) kind of felt it was between reality and sleeping as if had some perception though lacking agency, as if drunk?
Regardless, the Goddess and one of her highest angels, nearly as busty, tired of heaven, wanted to live on the ground and (You) in their family. Though they wanted a more dramatic and motherly entrance while also wanting to analyze (You)r everything.
So they kind of made a bunch of changes to nature like via a portal throwing (You) into a beach, posting some sign like “totally safe to skinny dip here” and upon your confusion mystically adding newer lines like “all dangerous animals hunted down by the Shark navy”, “day that is coincidentally today has no succubus traffic because it’s business hours so this beach is deserted”
Only for the moment you actually bite the bait and jump in the water they trigger a big wave to wash your clothes away regardless of distance and impact to the ecosystem and then they descend from
Heaven with some “coincidental” entrance “oh your poor boy all alone in this dangerous place. Don’t worry we will take care of you”
And then the archangel happily carries (You), lodging your dick between her cowtits telling you to not be afraid and if possible call her big sister.

>normal anons think MGC school is a place of spaghetti droppers
>reality

>>40382994

My car just got jacked, I hope Gremlins didn't get a hold of it.

>>40382994
>>40383015
Good thing I hang out with the nerds
Gonna make them popular by getting them pregnant

Man's Best Friend.

>>40383138
Congrats your phone is gonna get flooded by muscular monsters claiming they are totally into those “nerd” things like the Avengers movies

>>40382994
if you were nice from the get go they wouldn't be all vindictive about it

>>40383155
but that's not kot

>>40381824
>Onii chan is the bestest
Being admired by a lewd loli gf half in a smug teasing manner and half seriously would be great

>>40383156
>Your phone is gonna get flooded
How did they get my number?
I bet the (((nukis))) are behind this

>>40383321
never doubt the gremlin

>>40383156
gonna send back pics of kissing nerds

saw this last thread but the thread was archived when i was tempted by the idea.
>>40361327
>mofus diabetus: the american fox. a short documentary
>not to be confused with mofus hagus (a ancient ancestor to modern foxes), mofus diabetus specimies have hagitus sized assets
>often times these gluttonous foxes can be found grazing in fast food restaurants or sleeping in public spaces
>unlike other foxes who prefer both tofu and meat, diabetus foxes are visibly disgusted at tofu.
>the average diabetus fox will have far thicker and bigger mofu than their common counterpart, its theorized that this is partially thanks to their increased consumption
>a underfed/hungry mofus diabetus will become extremely hostile and angry, you can fix this anger by giving them some meat.
>however for underfed diabetus foxes this is only a temporary solution, they must be plumped back up to a hag size to become nonhostile.
>just be careful, in captivity its quite easy to spoil them, in which case they will start actually getting fat. but dont underfeed them either as they will lose the hag size.
>and of course there is the hag variant, also known as mofus hagetus. these foxes are the biggest of all, in both fluff and asset size.
>just make sure you can handle both of those things, accidentally hurting a loved one is quite the mental blow to any fox.

>>40383366
what thats not the message i wanted.
>>40368603

>>40383156
my phone only buzzes when I got a weather announcement.

>>40383366
>>40383377
>what thats not the message i wanted.
Yeah, we can see that; the mislinked post is about setting drops and yours is just more unsightly fetish garbage.

>>40383363
i better practice with a pyrow first so i don't embarrass myself

I will kill myself just to fucked the happiness data of my city. fuck you lilim mayor.

>>40378685
I doubt that would be an issue when you turn into an incubus. Which probably happens pretty fast with a lilim being around.

>>40383437
>unsightly fetish garbage
do you have any idea where you are right now?

>>40383366
>>40383377
>someone makes something based on my stupid post
nice

I want to hear about what sabbaths get up to when all the married witches and incubuses get together to talk about magic and shit.

>>40375653
Hot.
>waiting for hubby to get home.

Which Alp subspecies is the best

>>40383460
Yeah, monster girl thread. Chubby chasing & gerontophilia generals are too boards down, faggot.

>>40383453
good thinking, she will also help you practice dating and having sex while she is at it
your so lucky your friend can help you with this stuff

>>40383480
The one with a rope around the neck and nothing under their feet.

>>40382944
But they will undoubtedly enjoy it

>>40383510
Why do you dislike Alps to such a degree?

Post your favorite imp pics please!

>>40375535

>>40383505
>practice wedding
>practice baby making
>practice child raising
Friends like these are worth more than gold

I've been thinking about getting covered in kissmarks by a heavily muscular monster like Minotaur or Jinko.