Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Yep, can't beat the pizza.

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[Anonymous No.]

This one was made very slightly before mine so use it I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518429
Two seconds, I am speed.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45518497
But that's improper, miss kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518497
>>45518513
do Kikis like the slow burn?
treasing?
frustration?
aggressive master?
or are they all secretly degenerates who want to jump master right there an then?

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>>45518413
Portals, except instead of our current 21st century timeline. Portals happened during the 1950s... Mamono wouldn't last or fare well in the 1950s where it was legal and societally accepted to physically abuse, pummel and lunch women and break their bones.

[Anonymous No.]

Give it a rest already.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys help, I kept teetering on the edge but I wouldn't commit to committing suicide so now the Wisp that wanted me is trying to kill me herself because she got restless, I don't know what to do, she's after me with a kitchen knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>buy a tour to the DL's castle
>pick up a free lim on your way out
>wow, getting a lim wife is that easy? great
>come home
>she starts talking about this "sister wives" bullshit
>oh no, that's a cucklim
>no wonder they wanted to give her away so easy
>better than the NEETlim I guess
>call her a cuck in anger
>"NO ANON, THAT'S NOT KEKOLDRY BECAUSE..."
>then she goes on a 5 minutes rant
>oh yes, she's going to be your little precious cuck

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>>45518672
What the hell are Bicorn authors writing up these days? Is this the Mamono equivalent of all the average Japanese NTR and raunchy hentai doujins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518660
Yell out of the window for someone to save you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518682
Single Bicorn Authors let their imaginations run wild, they'll calm down after you wife them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518689
I did that but all that showed up was just some fucking Greenworm munching an apple! And now the crazy Wisp knows where I'm at! Now she's coming to stab me to death! Thanks for nothing, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

I like the jubjubs design but I don't think I could put up with their personality. Even if the constant sex thing was an exaggeration she'd still be a drooling mess all the time. You couldn't hold a conversation with her without it quickly devolving into her being you fuck her.

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>>45518773
All birds are stupid and not important

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>>45518773
break the cycle anon, raise a hub into a proper lady

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>>45518737
Offer that Greenworm a cabbage and she'll protect you.

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>>45518815
crows aren't stupid

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>>45518830
she had a jibjab grandmother

[Anonymous No.]

I am off to bed now wishing that I had a Lim to snuggle with. Sweet dreams, Anons, sweet dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518873
I couldn't get any sleep because I'm sick. I wish I had a Lim to nurse me back to health with her breast milk.

[Anonymous No.]

Lims are even more awkward and autistic than you

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>>45518922
Imagine awkward lilims trying to live up to their expectations as cool confident femdom masters.

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>>45518922
>NEETlim gf wasting her life on some shitty mobile gacha
>anon gets horny and wants fucky-fucky
>starts rubbing her from behind and works his way down her panties
>she blasts him with the mindbreak aura
>now she can focus back on her gacha crap while anon is cumming his brains out on the floor

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>>45518935
no seed in her, he isn't married and can fuck off to another monster. I would do that.

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Creepy, crawly, slimy things that stick on to your skin!
Horrid things, with tentacles, that want to pull you in!
Squirmy worms, slugs and snails that lie there in a goo!
They wait down there forever, ‘til they get their hands on you!

Don't you open that trap door!
You're a fool if you dare!
Stay away from that trap door!
‘Cos there's something down there!

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>>45518568
Yes.

>>45518497
Kiki Maidos schlick to degenerate fantasy Mashtah-Maido porn.
>wild stuff like "Mashtah fucked her on the first day cleaning"
>or "Little Mashtah on a white sofa in front of 5 beeg Kikis" - then he spilt coffee on the white cushion, and they all piled in to clean him up.

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>wedding with wurm
>your family/friends on one side, her family/friends on the other (for the sake of any of your single friends)
>normal wedding food on your side
>wurm side has one (1) gigantic rock that the wurms are taking chomps from
>its been 3 minutes, and it has already halved in mass.

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Post your most voracious jabberwocks please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518932
>confident femdom masters
>spends entire days locked away in her room
Something doesn't adds up

[Anonymous No.]

>that one monster so frightening and horrifying that not only humans but other monsters are afraid of her and flee at her mere sight
She will never get laid...

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>I'm going to take your virginity, mom!
This isn't normal, but on mamonobanana, it is.
Say no to unchecked cross-dimension immigration.

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>>45518994
No jabber 4 you, I am anti-jabberman

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>>45519016
Where else am I gonna get my fix of tall, thicc dragon with an insatiable appetite for all things greasy and sugary?
I need the pudge. I need a girl who bullies me by stealing my pizza after she had three of her own.

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>>45519024
Get a p'orc she's more accessible

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>>45519024
>I need a girl who bullies me by stealing my pizza after she had three of her own.
I want a manticore like this

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>>45518497
Sin...

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>>45519026
P'orc has one mouth. Whereas jabberwock has three to cover me in slimy spit with her sloppy kisses. Gimme the jabberwock!

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>>45518709
Bicorns are very practical and down to earth about sex - they're really only interested in their Husbando Anon having simple uncomplicated vanilla sex with those other mamonos, no wasting time with elaborate roleplay or exotic multiple positions, etc - they only want their Anon to gather up that sweet dark-mana as quickly and simply as they can and bring it home to her for hot lovey-dovey handholding romantic sex.
Her pure virginal Unicorn sister however, is a complete sexual degenerate - fixated on every perverted degeneracy she reads about in all the porn books she reads alone in her room, frustrated that she can't even schlick her backpussy properly. So when she does finally get an Anon, he's going to be fucked to exhaustion...

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>>45519033
>>45519024
Sorry, no jabber
No no jabber
No jabber four you
Maybe jabber for him>>45519026
But you? No jabber!

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>>45519033
Get multiple p'orcs

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>>45519055
You make me sad.
I just want a lewd, Wonderland dragon to pamper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45519077
But they can't use jabberwock's special pink dragon breath attack

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>>45519077
Good, my work here is done! For I am anti-jabberman!

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>>45519075
But they can't use jabberwock's special pink dragon breath attack

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>>45518413
>Wise words from an Order Lady Knight
>"I sticketh out mine gyatt for the local rizzler. Thou art so skibidi . Thou shalt be charged with the fanum tax cometh here, I say... Hand me Ohio."
>She's young, please understand

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>45519105
not a mg
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45519105
Don't post off-topic images you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45519094
Just transfer the move from wock to p'orc

[Anonymous No.]

>45519105
Monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

would she be ok with me being a bit sad sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

It embiggens the mind.

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>>45519116
im smoking later. i will think about the pillowworm

[Anonymous No.]

foxes of exceptional age
Very trustworthy

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>>45519136
How are you going to introduce your future wife to your parents when she's two hundred times older than them

[Anonymous No.]

>POV you ordered pizza and didn't invite your jabberwock neighbor

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>>45519158
>get the wock preggers
>won't even know she's pregnant until the last few weeks

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>>45519136
This is very true. My wife is ancient. Shes like thirty something

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>>45519157
I'm sure it will go fine when your wife calls your mom a "charming young lady".

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>>45519157
>mom, dad, i got fucking groomed

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>>45519158
>didn't invite your jabberwock neighbor
Wgy should i?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45519175
>Well done, boy

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>>45519181
you are friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>45519167
I'm gonna go around unsealing ancient evils before running off and not taking responsibility

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>>45519197
Fool.

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>>45519184
>reminds me of how i met your father

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>>45519158
>Fatwok hears Anon got a pizza delivery...
>and arrives to find Anon ordered cheez-pizza...

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>>45519204
Wrong, I'm the smarty and everyone else is the ones who will feel like fools as I unleash dozens of world enders all at once.
There is no way this will backfire

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>>45519221
are you sure you can control this power? or will the power control you Through use of tactical hugs and affection?

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>>45519181
Because you don't want her to eat you instead?
>She wouldn't do that
Maybe not, but when she manages to get in, grabs you, and stares in your eyes in soulless eyes that express disappointment in you, and then you hear her belly growl, you begin to doubt even the most certain things.

>>45519216
Guess you're gonna be her meat today.

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So you know those videos where crows do the smart thing to get snacks?
I like the idea of crows fiddling with brain teasers and rubix cubes

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>>45519273
Nutcracker is a great Christmas present for a Black Harpy.

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>>45519273
Smart birb only wants attention and treats

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Crows are gigantic dorks

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>>45519226
Control? I will run away real quick and the only thing they will hug will be my dust.
I'll leave it to the mamono rangers to deal with, this is their problem now.

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>>45519289
But very cute dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>order Cheese Pizza
>sabbath pizza girl walks into your bedroom and starts undressing

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>>45519305
Task failed successfully, though I really wanted some pizza too...

[Anonymous No.]

Crows cows

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>>45519323
Oh no, the Third Impact has begun

[Anonymous No.]

I will never lose to brats

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>>45519328
Gotta have the milk for the cawcaw.

[Anonymous No.]

shniff

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Giant webs in my backyard is never a good sign... thankfully, there's no way for arachnids to break my solid wood doors down, right?

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>>45519348
gonna put her in proper clothes

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>>45519351
Anon, get away while you can, Spiders will box you inside your own home by surrounding it with webs until you submit if you don't come out and make it easy f9r them! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN FOOL!

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>>45519381
>spiders doflamignoing anon by birdcaging him with silk

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>>45519381
I'm moving out asap, I'm not letting some spider steal my semen, the last thing I'll cum inside is some arachnid. She won't catch me. I'll be halfway to the train station by noon!

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>>45519351
Are you sure it's a spider web? Some greenworms have webs. There could be a bunch of baby greenworms about to hatch. You'll be safe in your house, but your garden and lawn will never recover.

[Anonymous No.]

beware
it takes little for kunoichis and kikis to swear loyalty

[Anonymous No.]

Coming to cinema's near you!
Lescatie's fall! starting Chris pratt as Elt!

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>>45519414
What about a kikinoichi?

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>>45519414
Now, when a dragon (of any kind) swears loyalty to you. You know you're in a genuinely good spot.

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>>45519414
>Dhampir bows to me and swears her undying loyalty as a blade at my side forevermore and staunch protector
I don't even know her, she just showed up out of nowhere and started tipping her hat at me. Am I being pranked?

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i woke up to a tab on my phone in which 'i' had searched for wedding rings. am i in danger?

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>>45519419
>half of the movie is a "where are they now" slideshow of all the characters and their new families.
>it's followed by another sideshow of all the couples made during the making of the film
>then a blooper reel of Druella fumbling pick up lines

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>>45519477
You got to respond by grabbing their shorts and giving them a wedgie, that sets Dhampir dorks straight.

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>>45519477
Start masturbating when she follows you into your room.

[Anonymous No.]

Sandworm but instead of just one tongue girl, there are two inside the shell.

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>>45519547
Very interesting philosophical question. Is it one being with two bodies, or two souls sharing one body? Perhaps a similar case to a liliraune.

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>>45519561
I was thinking more liliraune when I wrote the post. Either way though, I want it badly

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>>45519547

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>>45519603
Yeah, something like that but more MGE-esque and a pink/red color scheme

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>>45519561
I asked that question about liliraune years ago. Anons wouldn't get a clear answer.

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>>45519458
>dragon zombie who spent her entire life as a mount
>still remembers her military training perfectly even if she doesn't remember anything else

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Post happy sandworms please!

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>>45519659
For liliraunes it's a bit complicated. If the mamono is born a liliraune, it's most likely just one soul two bodies. The Encyclopedia describes them as two women growing from a single flower, so that makes me think the whole monstergirl grows from a single flower. But in the case they are born alone and have to look for a woman it's probably something like a heterogeneous soul that slowly melds into one.

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>>45519186
no we're not
>>45519228
>Spongebob:Get a Job!

[Anonymous No.]

This is forever the canon ending to that series for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sick, I need a load of Eros fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>defeat phoenix
>but she had 5 bars of meter
>"dark phoenix rises!"

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>>45519918
>200% HATESEX

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>>45519603
I've been trying to find that one for a while. Thanks, anon.

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>>45519913
Hope you feel better soon anon

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with evil monsters
Evil lamias specifically

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>>45519848
Is that from vol 9? The translation can't come soon enough.

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>>45519980
She doesn't look all that evil, just purplish

[Anonymous No.]

Milk

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>>45519603
>Hey Anon, are you excited for Dune 3?
>What?
>Dune 3 chicks at once!

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>>45520310
This won't work, anon pronounces it Dunc

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>>45520232
purple is an evil color
Source? Cheshire

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Anyone else becoming a sandworm fag? It's slightly worrying cause I don't wanna be a vorefag, but she seems safe n cozy

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>>45520346
Purple is the color of royalty so any monster girl wearing purple is a queen.

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>>45520357
You know in nature the small male worms just live inside the big female worms it's not vore at all friend haha

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with Birds!

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>>45519958
why are penguin harpies so grabbable looking?

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>>45519158
It's MY FUCKING PIZZA!

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>>45520371
Wait which type of worms?

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>>45520346
I would drink tea to numb my throat pains with her and pet her all night long.

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>>45520346
Take a hike flea-bitten poopyhead

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>>45520098
Fan doujin. The only girl he's shown to be compatible with in the canon of the series is Aloe.

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>>45520392
I read all penguin-related discussion in Werner Herzog's voice

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>>45520392
All that blubber makes them soft and snugglely

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>>45520407
Dormouse seems like no fun that's why she's getting vored all the time

[Anonymous No.]

remember: being a single father is dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520481
Alright enough of the vore jokes even I got bored of it last thread.

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>>45520497
no it isn't.
no matter how arrogant, intimidating, scary or dangerous your monster opponent is - even if it's a malef or dragon or lilim - you just say "oh, by the way, here's my son" and boom, they melt like marshmallows in a microwave

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>"Anon! I told you to come to my office for lunch! That fast food crap ain't gonna give ya enough energy for the assignments I'm gonna give ya!"

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>>45520497
how do adopted monster react to getting a new mother?

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All religion is hogwash. I don't believe in the Chief God, I don't believe in no Demon Lord, I don't believe in Poseidon, I don't believe in Eros, I don't believe in Fallen God, or Baphomet, or the Abyss, or whoever the heck. I spit on the Order, I spit on Extremists, I spit on the Sea Bishops, I spit on the Cupids, I spit on the Sabbath, I spit on Shogs and if those "gods" (don't exist btw) don't like it well they can feel free to come down and tell me so themselves. But guess what? They won't, cause they ain't real and religion is a sham. It's just dogmatic bullcrap! I hate religion! I'm gonna burn down my local Order church!

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>>45520542
may i interest you in my religion?

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>>45520520
how do they react when it's a rival species?

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>>45520520
>adopting a monster and then marrying some other girl
This counts as child abuse in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520552
wholesome child rearing only

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>>45520424
as well he should

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>>45520357
Sandworms have a lot in common with wurms so it's not surprising that people like them.

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>>45520548
Yeah right, and do what? Worship fajitas? Fat chance, spice cats. Jungle religion is just superstition too. How about focus on making some working arqueducts instead you dumb discount tigers! I spit on Tezcatlipoca and I spit on ye as well.

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>>45520520
monster daughters are very protective of their dad

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>>45520542
What if my religion is washing hogs

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>>45520553
>apophis and pharaoh
>dhampir and vampire
>devilbug and Kiki
>chesh and bogie
>hebi and anyone
imagine the drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520542
The last words of a man snatched up by Angels and never seen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520424
The art looks good for a fan work.
I enjoyed that chapter, best part was both of them continuing to deny it afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520590
>porc gets worried as anon starts chopping vegetables into her bath

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>>45520587
Come now, anon, be reasonable.
There are many tacokots who are highly productive members of society. Tezcatlipoca only demands love between husband and wife.
The tacokots did build an aqueduct, in fact, mainly so they could make hot chocolate faster.
Now, just follow the nice ocelomeh into the dark closet so she can engage you on the finer ecclesiastic matters

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>>45520548
femdom kot is cringe.

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>>45520592
>>dhampir and vampire
how will dhamp daughter stop her poor father from being devoured by the disgusting leech hag?

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>>45520656
>vampire is the nicest lady imaginable

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>>45520628
Hahaha, nice try tortilla but that's every other god's schtick at this point too. Tezcatlipoca ain't real it's just an idol they worship. I'll just convince them it ain't real by desecrating the altar and then letting them watch as absolutely no "divine wrath" comes of it.

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>>45520656
>My name is Inez Montoya. You raped my father. Prepare to die.
>Still single, dear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520671
>>45520636
it would be unwise to make tezcatlipoca mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520567
Monsters adopted by a single man are for wholesome daughteru dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot but what does tezcatlipoca look like again? Is it some cosmic cat.

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>>45520682
nah don't care get me the bong kot instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520668
>sweet lady
>teacher at the local school
>takes care of stray animals
>even got dhamp that fancy sword she's been eyeing for her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520688
it's not established
but a big ocelomeh with fancy shaman/priest clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520688
it's a title held by tacokot with the biggest butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520686
it's not anon's fault he discovered an abandoned hebi egg

[Anonymous No.]

So we talking about dilfs now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520688
TREMBLE MORTALS
I HAVE AWOKEN FROM MY ETERNAL CATNAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520720
monsters are big fans

[Anonymous No.]

>Does this belong to you?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so fucking sick of seeing the fotm elf already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45519980
I'm gonna stop her by getting her pregnant with twins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520724
Please assume the traditional garb, Your Highness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520753
i think that's the idea

[Anonymous No.]

I'm T O M and I will plap the kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520808
This is a divine being who is strong enough to fight a lilim or even wrestle ares.
and she looks CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520808
Takokat, also known as octopussy.

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>>45520712
>anon finds lost hebi egg
>it hatches and he adopts the hebi
>for a fair number of years she's a good girl, although she gets a bit jealous and possessive when he talks to any other female
>until she hits whatever the magic number is for shirohebis
>anon is now living under the same roof with a loli monster that's hornier than a human teenager and won't even consider any other romantic prospect than him
He knew the risks

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>>45520850
>helping her with shedding
>trying to explain to her she's too old to sleep in the same bed
>maybe shouldn't bathe together either
>the moment she realizes her coils can overpower you
probably won't be an issue

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>>45520850
>got to spank misbehavin' hebi
>she's really into it
oh bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520516
Assignments?

[Anonymous No.]

my cereal went soggy. i think it was the those fuckers with the laptops in the winter country

[Anonymous No.]

sniff

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>>45520542
>i dont believe in the demon lord
but shes like right there. fucking. in a big house.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>45520984
How did it take me this long to realise hes sniffing her armpit? Hes sniffing the wrong place. Sniff the neck. Coward. Or are you scared you'll overdose?

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>>45520570
Meanwhile on the opposite side of the monster girl spectrum

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>>45520993
Nah she's not real. She's a myth the Lilims made up to seem more important by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521013
Wouldn't he be more likely to overdose on horc stink by sniffing her pits than her neck fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521021
>He's figured it out! Quick, mindbreak him so he forgets!

[Anonymous No.]

Chief God deciding to leave heaven and come to our world before the portals open so she can start up a new Order here and regain her power
But when she arrives she is astonished that someone comes to meet her
She meets a person known as JESUS-SAMA, who tells her all her sins of pride and arrogance and murder and playing god and tells her that this path will only lead to her downfall
Chief God feels bad about it and she feels like she shouldn't! Every word this strange man speaks gets to her and she can't take it anymore, she falls to her hands and knees and asks what she must do
Jesus-sama tells her "It is alright, I forgive you. You just have to stop being bad and be nicer instead."
Chief God returns to MGE world and announces she is turning over a new leaf and has decided to make peace with Lilith and work together to usher in a paradise for humans and seek a husband herself
Humans and Monsters alike are overjoyeed and everyone experiences a new age of happiness but also
Everyone forgets their plan to open the portals because of this
Jesus-sama sighs a sigh of relief
His plan saved real spain from the terror of the Tacokats

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>>45521050
i stand corrected, i googled some bullshit and i have believed a wrong thing about there being a pheremone thing in the neck for the last 5-6 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521115
He just wanted to save Spain? That's it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518413

[Anonymous No.]

You will eat the bugs!
You WILL be happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521199
But the bug keeps "eating" me meat. How am I meny to eat her?

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>>45521115
It would be quite humbling for the chief god to come face to face with the Creator God since the chief god never created anything and only manipulates and brought misery into the world she is literally satan.

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>>45520900
>trying to explain to her she's too old to sleep in the same bed
>she says that's good because now she's old enough to sleep in the same bed

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>>45521021
Funny thing is that if she were truly real and Lilith, she'd technically be humanity's step mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521206
69. Didn't Miss Haku teach you that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521199
I am now imagining a beezle with an evil German accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45519913
Get better!

[Anonymous No.]

what if miss haku is a werehakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

All the MGE gods are false gods they should be turned into house wives for us humans instead, that we were built in The Original God’s image we should rule it all.

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>>45521233

[Anonymous No.]

Oh deer

[Anonymous No.]

anon please this is a pawn shop not a porn shop

[Anonymous No.]

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>>45521263
>>45519958
Thanks, lads

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521433
I don't see any chess pieces though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521387
Face looks AI made.

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>>45521464
business is down and you're making chess jokes?
...checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521473
What di you know

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>>45521487
Yeah, I should keep myself in check around this business queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521433
can i buy a pawn?

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>>45521389
Ms. White Horn after she has a bottle of goat wine and wants to visit anon's Winterstown cabin

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[Anonymous No.]

I hate elven balls, they have an Impenetrable formal culture and I constantly feel out of place and embarrassed, can't I just send diplomats and stay at home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521636
lmao elven balls

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45521636
>elven balls

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>>45519603
Isn't that supposed to be a Graboid from Tremors?

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, Anons. I woke up and despaired for I was not being held in the loving embrace of a Lim. Another wasted day.

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>>45521643
>>45521654
this is why you peasants never get invited to anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521636
you hate elven what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521664
Indeed. Tomorrow, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

kasen, yuugi, or suika? which is the 2hu oni u would date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521636
>I hate elven balls
Just don't read /d/ mangas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521636
go on anon, say what part of elves you hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521636
>and prince anon never went to Wonderland ever again

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>>45521636
Elven balls are alright but they're a little underwhelming once you're used to undead balls. Wights are always competing to see who has the biggest balls.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate holst barns, they have an impenetrable farm and horticulture, and I constantly feel out of place and embarassed, can't I just send a self-milking machine and stay at home?

[Anonymous No.]

i dont hate anything monster related, in fact I like learning all about the culture

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>>45521750
legends speak of a vampire with balls so big that the demon lord was jealous

[Anonymous No.]

Do NOT listen to hippies saying you should lick Mucus Toads to get high, that will not make you high but it will make you a father to a hundred tadpoles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521761
>He likes learning about overly complex harpy mating rituals

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>>45521387
Kindly fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Dunno of a better place to ask. Is Sadpanda down? Gives me a white screen both under my network and a VPN. The safe version of the site works fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>10 days until Christmas
Have (You) been a good boy this year?

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>>45521865
No

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>>45521865
I've tried. Perhaps I'll finally be gifted with someone to cherish.

[Anonymous No.]

chesh butt has broken me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521904
Weak, you're supposed to break chesh ass, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521636
>elven balls
Women don't have balls anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521915
i cant anon.
it just keeps popping up
i have been tommed by chesh ass

[Anonymous No.]

be careful when near bogies
they might take you to a place....

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>>45521859
Works just fine for me. Try clearing your cookies and logging back in.

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>>45521783
I dunno anon, have you tried licking between mucus toad breasts? You'll trip so hard, it will take a full week for you to come back to your senses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521938
Must be the cookies, yeah. Thx & sry for off-topic cancer, I'm done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521636
>elven balls
laughingchesh.jpg

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>>45521636
lmao do elves actually?
is this the peak of their culture?

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[Anonymous No.]

Cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522075
Accept all cookies, Wurmie

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45522115
Wurmy has cleared all cookies from her plate and is eagerly searching for more.

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>>45522141
>>45522057
how does those inner scales of a tail feels like? like big soft beans?

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I'm not going to lie, the idea of having a wurm best friend to play games with and give treats to is just as attractive as the waifu.
>ywn get a big hug and share fresh cookies outside in the sun

[Anonymous No.]

And here comes the wurmbrained fools

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>>45522181
That's not very nice. They only want to be friends, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

The weather is getting colder, that means monsters are going to start using more and more techniques that get you close to their body, learn to avoid such grappling techniques!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of mershark pirates disrupting the maritime peace and economy.
I'll go and pillage their booty, how about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>end up forming a party with malef, wurm and dragonewt
>malef keeps calling you her minion even though you do all the planning and she just goes along with it
>"a true leader knows when to delegate"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522181
You get what you pay for in what often shows itself as a porn general that pretends to be some sort of high culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45519157
I married into the Sabbath, they are never going to believe me.

[Anonymous No.]

>marry Lim
>we move into a big manor
>she starts hiring monster girls to take care of things around the manor
>Kikimora and Kobold maids
>knight Centaur and samurai Ochimusha bodyguards
>Troll gardener
>Holstaur and Salamander chefs
>they all hit on me whenever she's off doing things
>when she gets back from her business doing LimStuff she always complains that she feels awful letting me get pent up and if only there was a way to ensure I stayed satisfied
>just found a hidden copy of, "How To Convince Your Hubby To Build A Harem," by Julieta T. Bicornia tucked under the mattress

Oh dear.

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>>45522496
Marry them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522388
No man can beat a Yeti's grapples, except Papa Wendi

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45522514
spiky horns means scary girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518497
Maiding pressing the kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522425
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522662
I don't trust this elf. Her hat is too small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45519116
Tired monsters with heavy bags under their eyes are very trustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522562
I like kiki a lot but she's not a kot. I always feel conflicted because I switch between chesh,kiki and bunyip. I want to wed all of them but I'm not a harem fag. FOMO will kill me

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>>45519441
I don't think I could resist raping a kikimora in a slutty kunoichi outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45519441
>kunoichi attempts to infiltrate anon's home by disguising herself as a kikimora
>her disguise is too good and she ends up getting raped by anon instead of completing her mission
many such cases

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>>45522727
FOMO’s gonna kill me post-portals too, but more because I’m afraid of being unceremoniously shotgun-wed to the first monster that sees me. I need my slow-burn romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522828
I hope in fate and my homemade defense system

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522784
>Wow miss kiki, you are REALLY good with knives
>What are you doing up in the rafters?
>I didn't realize knot tying was such an important part of maid school

[Anonymous No.]

>COLONize her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522845
Colonize her home with little ones

[Anonymous No.]

Need more pirate monsters, I ha e a thing for tricorns and corsets

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522874
Pirate hatter when?

[Anonymous No.]

Mamomo mana HARDens in response to physical temperature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522889
when she stops pretending to be an explorer

[Anonymous No.]

Mamomo mana HARDens in response to physical trauma.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn get to suck on ms hakus tits for getting the right answer

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45522874
Is an MGE tricorn a Hoss that cucks her Anon while Anon is cucking his Hoss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523089
Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523089
yarr, the pirate horse is swinging from the rigging!

[Anonymous No.]

Great feeling for mgerpg update number 1 this year!

[Anonymous No.]

cheshire has been idicted of 6 counts of cringe and will be given the death penalty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521636
Dont worry, only half of the Elves have Elven Balls, you just have to look very carefully.

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>>45523144
It's slop over

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>>45523191
How is your mge warhammer fic going.

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>>45523199
It's not a Warhammer fix. Badly, rogue trader and sickness are my current excuses for procrastinating

[Anonymous No.]

>go take a shit
>open the toilet
>chesh head pops out
>dont you da-
>BRRRRRRRR SKIBIDI

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523105
Tfw the Tri-Hoss is into 'rigging' and 'Swinging'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523199
Wut?

[Anonymous No.]

fug pandas

[Anonymous No.]

What's best in MGE?
To fuck your lolis
See them bend over before you
And hear the lamentations of hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523310
Why should I?

[Anonymous No.]

monsters that lie

[Anonymous No.]

I would not lose to a loli, even if she had a big butt. A loli with a big butt and giant boobs however... Thankfully, they do not exist so I have nothing to worry about.

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>>45523406
thats a shortstack dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

big skittish welsh giant rabbit girl and normal sized anon whose very forward and to the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>45521636
is this guy MGE's Donovan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523305
Anon is lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523370
They're an endangered species.

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>>45523147
>half of the population is conspicuous nobility
Sasuga knife-ears. How disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518497
I preferred the "Salacious Shog" edition

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>>45523498
I'm not falling for that one again. She needs to prove it

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>>45523362
By Crom you are a faggot!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45523495
No, the schizo who hates him said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523521
Wrong Howard character dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523541
It's not about warhammer, I already posted some, and other anons said that it's ok.

[Anonymous No.]

danuki dookie

[Anonymous No.]

Fat tits baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl you’re debating too fuck or not?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45523613
Yep I'm debating a lilim right now about how ugly she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523539
i'd betray my organization so fast

[Anonymous No.]

slime in a washing machine going :D

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45523406
>I would not lose to a loli, even if she had a big butt.
Quote from a man who would instantly lose upon coming face to face (or more like crotch to face) with a half-naked pear

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523670
Slimes are self-cleaning you dumbass, enjoy scraping congealed gunk out of the rotor.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys do write to Santa, asking for a monster girl wife, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523720
she's just having fun going around and around and around and look at her go! :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523723
that won't work.

[Anonymous No.]

Ittan momen in a drying machine going :|

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>>45523735

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Chesh in a wsahing machine going Nyahaha this is my best plan ever I'm going to- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRRRRRRRRRRRR GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I like to imagine Ithaqua was a lonely man like us and that he was the first chaos incubus in the lore of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

How much art of the atlach-nacha do we have? She's a favorite of mine.

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>>45523846
>How about you look in the gallery marked 'Atlach-Nacha', idiot? Or are you as borderline illiterate as you seem?
>Why do you want to look at pictures of me anyway? Too much of a degenerate pervert to ask a monster out, so you have to jerk off to pixels?
>Pfffff, I bet you'd blow instantly if I just flashed my tits at you. You look like a quick-shot, hahahaha! Loser!

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>>45523089
Without irony commit seppuku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523877
I'm going to rape this brat

[Anonymous No.]

imma bite wurm titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523898
>Anon can now see in eight directions

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>>45523877
>Auto

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>>45523894
Live a little, anon.

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>>45520516
>none of the other guys believe you when you tell them your boss is a demon

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horses are sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon the giant spider and his wife nacho are meeting Anon's parents
>Can't fit through the front door
Only one of the many problems Anon is going to face that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520628
>water based hot chocolate
I will give these kots my lactose-tolerating genes so that they can enjoy milk based hot chocolate, the way Tezcatlipoca intended it to be imbibed.

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>>45523906
This photo confuses me a little is she arguing with her husband for walking in the super sized nacho dip as a joke and now she’s mad they’re both sticky. That’s my headcanon anyways.

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>>45523933
If you are into that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523933
Yes.

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>>45523933

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy a cup of tea with a witch hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523982
Foot fetish character

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>>45523991
oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523991
Thighs and modest breasts too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Fire emblem but with monsters

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>>45524070
>anon constantly surrounded on all sides by monsters wanting those support points

[Anonymous No.]

When you catch your kiki playing hitman

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>>45524070
what classes are various monsters?
what are their critical quotes?

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>>45521121
you're thinking of the hellhound neck fluff.

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>>45524134
everyone has a hobby

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>>45523546
>Howard character that wants loli
Only the evil ones. What’s your super master plan, summoning some abomination? Bet you have a bowl cut too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524135
wurm is a miner knight whose face is just :D

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls are you bait for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524135
Fates had maids right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524161
It did, and they were cute.
One of the few good things about that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524156
My mind is otherworldly so either angelic women or abyssals.

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>>45524156
Bogeys and hags

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>>45524156
wurm, old monsters, and, holy monsters

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/alzjZimzVf
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 56. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/QdU9qIMl

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

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>>45524156
Foolish anon, no monster can bait or catch me. They’re like dogs chasing their own tails, slithering through the inky wetness of the deep sea. Confused and lost in a monsoon of turnips. And that turnip is me, the master of baiters!

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>>45524153
>laughing with glee as she hits you with that triple damage strike

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524156
I'm just Oomu bait. If one catches me it's completely over for my ability to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524230
>She either uses her hands, a pick axe, or a rock kebab

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>>45524246
she's so talented!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524206
Raaaan

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>>45524156
Undead children

[Anonymous No.]

guys i just masturbated and now i feel nothing towards mamonos

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524150
The quote was originally from Genghis Khan and then used in the Conan movie despite Arnold portraying Kull the Conqueror. Kiss my ass.

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>>45524284

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>>45524212
>correction needed

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>>45524334
It took me ten years until i realized the points on her hat were there to fit her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524338
That's a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524306
Just you wait until a succubus turns your dick into a broken faucet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524370
You weren't using it anyway. Might as well get one really good run out of it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45524403
This image is really very appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524356
You think thst going to stop me?

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>>45524356
Hey boys can cosplay as their wives as a joke there’s nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45524393
Why is this elf so popular? I bet it's the cute eyebrows.

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>>45524212
Is it just me or are several of the new images broken/unreachable?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! She's getting ready to pounce!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524609
it's you, you're broken and unreachable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524623
Good musclegirls by this artist.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524627
That's not a very nice thing to say

[Anonymous No.]

What if monster girl total role reversal.
>dashing captain bicorn sweeps you off your feet as she comes into dock with her ill gotten booty
>little do you know that she's a different man in every port.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524609
It's not just you, some of them are broken.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys why are monster kids so sexual? Why are they hunting for husbands so early? Why is my loli wife already pregnant with our first child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524677
>she's a different man

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>>45524683
It's schizo mick spamming retarded trash and random chink gatcha shit, he gets extremely butthurt every time wikifag posts updates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524683
But it's so squishy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524716
meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524771
No mick doesn't take his meds, that's why he's so insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524751
It's the History Eraser Button you fool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524795
I want fuck gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524795
look at that ahoge

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524808
pull it and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sick and the only cure is demon snuggles.
At least that's what the doctor told me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524156
Demons and succs; the horns, tails, and pretty eyes have always been more than I can handle from a monstergirl. I'm also weak against contracts because I have low self-worth. There's lots of art and they vary greatly in design, color, size, and nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524848
>>45524851
Lol good timing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524851
Hey! There's only room for one demonfag and I posted first.

[Anonymous No.]

>*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*
>*Lights come on*
>*Crunch... crunch...*
>...
>*Swallows*
>...
>What?

[Anonymous No.]

Real dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

how would monsters deal with a tipsy anon appearing at their door
no reason at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524851
MGE Demon is peak blue succubutt design, all the colors and monster parts are just right. Don't forget about the sharp pointy ears, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524985
>You poor thing! Where's your wife, dear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525001
>cut to anon talking about how single he is
and how he tries to cope as the monster girl in question grows more and more concerned

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524984
I wonder if cafes for vampires to try out different necks would be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525004
>mentions that he uses alcohol to numb the pain
>gets snatched up and delivered to one of her single friends

[Anonymous No.]

i hate bees

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525017
>tw you wake up to a cow breastfeeding you and having to eat some eggs some bacon

[Anonymous No.]

I love bees

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Oni, they're so big and dumb and all they do is drink and belch and laugh! They're so annoying! Even the Blue ones who seem nice are still just dumb brutes! I I have an Oni neighbor and all she does is be loud and obnoxious! I can't stand Oni! I need to find a way to get rid of her somehow...

[Anonymous No.]

latina winegote gf.... imagine anons choco winegote that is rather meaty and subby

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525090
Just hire a fairy and give her a needle and send her next door, guarantee that Oni will be moving out soon after one too many pokes to the toes

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pamper a Lim with kisses all over. On her belly. On her neck. On her cheeks. On her forehead. On her horns. All over her tail. On her wings. On the base of her wings. On her thighs. On her ears. On her calves. On the back of her hands. On her shoulders. Maybe even on her lips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524716
Imagine caring about namefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525125
when they provide a service i care about i'm okay with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525134
I just knew my art would be respected someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525148
you're not a namefag, you're a slur

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525134
You do you then, but I don't trust either him or the Brownie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525124
Just reading this would make the average Lilim faint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525123
I did this but she just ate the Fairy. I'm at a loss again. Now how am I supposed to get rid of my Oni neighbor...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525160
>Brownie
new thread personality dropped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524848
>>45524851
>no one posted the demon's high heel boots

damnit!

[Anonymous No.]

hey, you dropped this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525124
Glad I wasn't the only one who saw and thought of that, haha

[Anonymous No.]

This oni hates bees too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525175

[Anonymous No.]

These two? They hate bees as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525203
kiss the cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524984
Face looks AI made

[Anonymous No.]

This dragon?
You can't see it, but the thing she's drinking is 'bee hatred' juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525203
those are some really long arms

[Anonymous No.]

This fly is a proud member of the I hate Bees club.

anyway, wasps are cool.

[Anonymous No.]

i love fat fuzzy bees they my friends they get me drunk with their mead

[Anonymous No.]

you have been tasked with entertaining a pair of slimes

[Anonymous No.]

jamaican sally making jerked chicken while you sleep in a hammock with the rest of kids on a beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525308
I'll give them a rubik's cube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525308
I thought you said entering a pair of slimes at first and now that's how I'm gonna entertain them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

slav kiki holst

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be a young boy shepherding kiki holsts in the slavic MGE mountains while carrying your shepherd axe, coming back home to your family and eating traditional slavic food

[Anonymous No.]

I am a royal amongst Wendigo Incubi, I am the Purple Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

I have never been through this mountain pass before… malef dragons could be here… waiting for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525380
>>45525380
but dolly the weresheep is up there and u are worried for your little lamb

[Anonymous No.]

Bees are gay. I saw a group of them raping a poor innocent plantgirl. Half an hour of sweet sweet nectar coved rape, oh yeah baby. Naturally I was shocked and disgusted. Then they stole her nectar. I was too shocked to help out that poor plantgirl, due to having one hand occupied the entire time, but fear that the experience will haunt me evermore. Especially in the mornings. She was COVERED IN BEES, JUST LIKE MY COFFEE! CUVURED N BBBSS!11!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525391
Record this filthy crime next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525234
That pic is eight years old you fucking schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>Telling the monster you like that you are a bee person
Eww, yuck. Yawn! Boring. So lame! DORK! Get lost! Loser! L! I'm calling the police!
>Telling the monster you like that you are a wasp person
Oh my god! So cute! I love wasps! Marry me! You are so handsome anon! How interesting! Winner! W! Your boss just called to say you've been promoted to CEO!

[Anonymous No.]

I reject this blatant wasp propaganda. Remember: wasps are for dragging into the hive for sexy honey time until they're good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

i personally am more of a grasshopper kind of guy

[Anonymous No.]

Bees are psychopaths who COOK innocent wasps just trying to find some HONEY that the bees HOARD.
I'm serious I was - I mean SAW some waspgirl get SWARMED by bees and COOKED by their body heat and FLUFFY FUZZ until she couldn't think straight!
I hate bees.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525425
wasps are lesbos that like taking innonect little bee lolis and raping them

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, this again. Well, I think I'll check back in a couple hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525171
I don't feel like dignifying the mick with a reference from his alleged homeland's folklore, so I'm just opting to call him a Brownie, or a Boojum, or a Grumpkin, or literally anything else to call a hobgoblin or household spirit that just squats in your home and does menial tasks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525425
Not the fuzz! Anything but the fuzz!
>A wasp. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525432
some stripey, wax-dripping, bum-wiggling buzzer wrote this.
go eat some honey cereal and BUZZ OFF

[Anonymous No.]

The Abyss shall assimilate the Desert Kingdom the invasion has begun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525469
go show a pic of a bee loli to a group o wasp girls and watch how quickly the tongues come out

[Anonymous No.]

When the palace garden erupts into all-out war, which side will you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

I like to think a harem of cait siths would all demand my attention all the time and also take turns "punishing" me for not paying attention to them.

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>>45525477
Of course you show up when the lesbo posting happens couldn’t be even more obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like any bugs! They're all gross!

[Anonymous No.]

bee girls sting once and then act like they're about to die for a whole damn week. they literally just sit on your couch begging for honeycomb ice cream. and then they're like "oh, but next time I sting I'm really gonna actually die."
wasps are hard as nails.
get lost bees.
dumb losers.

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>>45525474
the one with the blackest sclera and largest chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525493
You will sex the bug and love it

[Anonymous No.]

>Miss arachne having to break up a boog fight between miss wasp and miss bee with her webs again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525393
I’m usually too traumatized. Filming with one hand is difficult when watching hot nonconsensual nectar theft. “The picture is too blurry” according to the local grizzly ranger. But I know the truth, it’s corruption! I’ve seen her rape an ignis and hard. She smothers that girl every weekend…sexually. I film that too. Nature is a cruel and hot mistress. Just thinking about it is so traumatic, pants-shrinkingly traumatic. Overgod save us from these sinful forest heathens!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to raspberry a jabberwock and no one can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525472
Mau

[Anonymous No.]

Holy mother of mental illness, I wish this board had jannies that did anything except tardwrangle vtumors and other fast threads. If they actually looked at this thread even once, they'd see how much 1-2 escaped looney bin patients spam and samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

how dysfunctional would a bug harem be? as in one of every boog.
i feel like they'd get along really well, outside of maybe wasp and bee, and nacho just being a meanie.
And before you ask, yes, it is completely achieveable. Just leave some sugary syrup out in the sun and wait for the boogs to come to you.

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>>45525554
Schizoposting is the literal basis of this thread. We’re all mad here. Mostly about bees, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525554
What vtumor thing did you see Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525571
I hate bees. I'm mad. Mad about bees.
They get all the credit and what do good, hardworking wasps get?
Nothing.
Nada.
Zilch.
Fuck bees.

[Anonymous No.]

As the weather gets colder, my desire to dive head-first into a sandworm's mouth is growing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525572
He's talking in general.
For whatever fucking reason despite getting a containment board, the Jannies just allow them to still make /jp/ threads for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525571
I'm having fun. Talking about demons, wurms, and hatters is nice, but this is new and silly.
The only shizo here is the anon having a meltdown about it.

[Anonymous No.]

It's all fun and games until the grizzies get hungry. Is that enough to unite the bugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525571
Oh no NOT THE BEES. NOT THE BEES.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys seen those Zipanguese murder hornets?
Holy shit
Big buzzers.

[Anonymous No.]

So I've been waiting for Bapho-chan and her posse to show up at my house, and it hasn't happened yet. What gives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525603
Nothing a little bugs spray wouldn't handle. Just spray the cringe insectoids with some Raid and you're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525603
>watching your friends be picked up and carried away by the biggest fucking buzzers you've ever seen
NOPE

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45525599
They'd better be quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525603
>Huge
>Tanned
>Carries a baseball bat
>Says "HUH?!" to every thing
>Will kick your teeth in if you support the wrong baseball club
>Is actually a really sweet girl underneath all that rape
>...probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525472
On no… not an interdimensional sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525627

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>>45525627
I'm going to give those sukeban biker hornets a piece of my mind! I've had enough of them terrorizing my local mall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525578
I sympathize. Roaches fill my penis with a most furious anger. Constantly dripping and humping everything. But enough about my furious penis. Roaches need to stop mooching all of my food. It makes me angry, and they wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!

Actually I just checked, they don’t mind the anger. They don’t seem to mind anything, really. No inhibitions, roaches. They still mooch my food, but I don’t really care anymore. The things I’ve seen in the roachpile…it puts things into perspective. It’s a very moist and noisy perspective.

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>>45525603
Zipangu murder hornets, wasps, and particularly aggresive bees, have a thing where they will hover around you for prolonged periods.
They won't sting you, if you don't react. But it's hard to not react, when they start touching your leg, or insulting you in a playful whisper, or eating your food.
But the murder hornets are the worst - because they know you know you aren't gonna try to stop them. So they'll just walk up like they own the damn place. NEVER have a picnic by yourself near the Zipangu lakes. You WILL get buzzed.

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>>45525640
I will always stand with the bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these bug politics
Just take the sandworm route. No politics. No nonsense. Just living inside the best bug of all. Quiet life. Keeping to yourself.

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>>45525678
>have a nice picnic near a lake in Zipangu
>murder hornet flies in and sarcastically thanks you for the meal
>you tell her you were waiting for her to start your picnic date
>set up another plate and glass while lighting a romantic candle
>*flustered buzzing*
That'll show em

[Anonymous No.]

fondle antennae
caress carapace
ample abdomens

[Anonymous No.]

>Hahaha we Wasps are badass, we don't take shit from nobody! We will rape you humans and you won't be able to stop u- Wait, what are you doing with that big tube blower thinCCOUGH COUGH COUGH HACK HAAAAHK HAK! NO N-NO! STOP ST-STOOOP! NOT THE SMOKE! NOT THE SMOOOOKE COUGH COFFF COFF COFFF AAGHK! P-PLEASE! N-NO MORE! I YIELD HUMAN I YIEEEELLLDD AAAAHHKKK HAKAAKKKKKCCHHH!!!!
Wow so scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525694
I know your tricks Atreides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525694
But what about another type of Bugmen? The Chinese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525702
>I apologize for nothing.

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>>45525694
>quiet life
Just wait until she gets hungry at night. Not only will the stomach rumblings keep you up, but the vibrations and noise of her trying to sneak through the sand to find food will keep you up until she finds a cow or something to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525706
Fat and Bald Harkonnen hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525702
Waspsisters?!?! Our response???

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523241
This is actually one of my copes for mge not being real I feel like zoomer monsters would end my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525722
>Fat, Bald Harkonnen hands
Shai-Hulud will never be your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525695
well played

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>>45525716
That's why you keep a few dormice on hand for when she gets hungry at night.
They don't mind. They're always sleeping anyway. They won't even know that they've slid back from her mouth to her stomach. Also, they're very quiet, so no worry about snoring, and they add a nice aroma to your wife's mouth.

Of course, this problem goes away once you're incubized because at that point you're mana alone is enough to keep her full.

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>>45525716
>trying to sleep
>fleshy noises and frightened mooing passing by on the other side of your meat wall

[Anonymous No.]

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is tired and weak

[Anonymous No.]

>Wow I love being a bee haha, I just sit around all day eating all my honey and being a stupidly cute and helpless little-
>oh no
>is that...
>A WASP?!
>AIIEEEEEEEEEEEE NO DONT PICK ME UP AND BULLY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>IM SO SMALL AND HELPLESS I CANT STOP HER SUPERIOR FORM AND FLYING ABILITY!!!
>SAVE ME QUEEN SAMA!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

https://pixivfe.exozy.me/artworks/112961715
Need a lift?

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>>45525755
sounds like you need a miracle

[Anonymous No.]

I guess no rest for the wicked it seems, I’ve already dealt with your kind once before.

[Anonymous No.]

The silence from the eternal bee menace is damning

[Anonymous No.]

>Wow I love being a Wasp haha, I just mess with others all day and pick on the bees and I'm big and strong and got muscles and-
>w-wait why are all those bees surrounding me?!
>n-no no no no NO NO NO
>AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE THEY'RE DOGPILING ME AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEE HELP ME SOMEBODY THEIR BODY HEAT IS OVERWHELMING ME I'M BURNING UP!
But no other wasps came to help Wasp-chan escape the fuzz pile, because Wasps were lone wolfs...

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>>45525781
What does a fuzz-addicted wasp act like?

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>>45525781
Yeah and she'll just come back and reoffend!
Their honey will be hers
No matter how many times those dumb bees use their cowardly tactics instead of fighitng her one on one, she will go again.
Their fluffy bodies be damned (and wasps are really fluffy by the way, but did anyone ask, no, because it's just bee bee bee in the mainstream beedia)
And you know why?
Because a wasp can sting as many times as she likes - but a bee encounters hardship once and falls to bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525798
She will never overwhelm the fuzzy hordes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525798
>Reoffending wasp
Addicted to fuzz.
Fuzzbroken.
I hope she likes joining with the rest of the bees in cuddle piling anon and having gentle, slow sex with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525803
FOR THE HIVE

[Anonymous No.]

My new synthetic robobee will replace the dwindling honey bee population and produce honey and pollen at a pace far exceeding the originals! And unlike the real ones, the robobee can't be bullied by Wasps! Artificial lifeforms are the future!

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>>45525794
It's a pitiful sight. A strong, proud wasp reduced to an addict; her low self-esteem going lower and lower with each visit to get her next fix.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

poor wasp-chan
forced to be alone and miserable in the wet and cold while the bees have the nice warm hive and sweet honey.
it's not easy being a wasp.
she needs fuzz and cooking correction.
i hope the bees fix her into a more caring, respectable, bee-like wasp.

[Anonymous No.]

>the weak should fear the strong

[Anonymous No.]

I need to be cooked alive by fuzzy bees right now.
I'd even take being cooked alive by angry wasps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525821
But what if the Bees hatch a plan to steal the robobee for themselves? Anon you fool, they will be able to flood cities with honey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525841
Those bees look sad why are they sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525867
they are sad that wasp girl tried to steal honey instead of asking nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525867
as a kind and caring species such extreme measure are a last resort

[Anonymous No.]

why did it fail.?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525923
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525952
it's best to ignore

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hey wasp chan just BEE yourself you know I know you can BEE a better person haha I know you've BEEn defeated by us BEE girls but I'm sure if you stopped BEEing so violent and BEElittling us you would BEE a lot happier

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525578
>Fuck bees
I'm sure they want to fuck you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526004
Cancer has got to be the worst monster girl of all time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526004
A cute crab.
Although I do wonder if there are under water, crab soldiers that are armored up.

[Anonymous No.]

chaos erupts in the streets of mgc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526017
statistically 80% of crabs live underwater

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526016
The only people who defend it have to be doing it out of obligation.
I'm not sure if it even has lady bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522858
Bump

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>>45526039
at least she's not a bee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526016
nobody asked you, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526030
Well yes, kinda self-describing in retrospect.
But its more that I want an up-armored torso on her along with a trident and maybe shield.
I imagine they'd have a thicker carapace on their crab bodies as well with maybe a few spines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526030
statistically 100% of crabs are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525753
>finally asleep inside your sandworm wife
>she starts having a nightmare
>begins thrashing around in her sleep
>tumbled like a sock in a dryer as she flops around the dunes

[Anonymous No.]

Hahahah Mersharks can't defeat ΔP.

[Anonymous No.]

So would a undead wendigo incubus look closer to it’s North American counterpart instead of a abominable snowman. That I know in the concept art of the Wendigo the coat husbando looked more stranger in some versions even one more avian looking if I remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526079
decorator crab
shellback crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526016
Worst still goes to the Sith and Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526101
Wise Japanese spider crab that has studied the way of the warrior for centuries.
Also slightly embarrassed about her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520548
>"What God would I be worshipping, and how?"
>"Me, with your tongue~"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cook Cancer and make her into crab cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526152
ms wock is spreading her horizons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520628
I don't remember any mention of hot chocolate in The Teachings. Are you sure you're not being influenced by your own hot drink bias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520688
They could also be interpreted as elemtal Gods
>The moon God, the Sun God, the earth God, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520724
ONLY THE ANCIENT CHEESE CAN STOP HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45520808
>Tfw you're the caretaker of the Ocelomeh princess, daughter of the Queen and have to take care of her while her parents are out on a diplomatic mission

[Anonymous No.]

Human men belong under angel asses.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think you would feel happy if the portals opened? I think I would actually still feel pretty sad because I can immerse myself pretty well in things and I still felt sad. I think I will try to make myself as repulsive to monsters as possible if they became real

I know for a fact I would probably end up in some Eros institution, or in a wisps cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526208
hers doesn't look big enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525758
Wasp cope, you will be surrounded and consumed by fuzz. You will become a mere cuddlebug when they're done with you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Well I did find a North American version of Miss Wendi as a alternative look for the transformation, but it has weird auction stuff on it so I will just put in cat box moe.
https://files.catbox.moe/xf2giw.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526227
Sounds like you need to spend some time in the beehive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524878
LIES. Although there's not nearly enough devil bug pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526263
Unironically that's an amazing end, loving community, loving wife, cool bee buzz buzz aesthetics

I will however drive my wife insane by eating the walls and I will not be stopped. Honeycomb is delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526301
Real shit, my main dislike of them is the incest stuff. I head canon it out
I wanna snuggle with a pile of devil bugs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526227
I dunno. At this point in my life I feel like I've spent so much time alone that my routine wouldn't change much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526227
Not really because I'm absolutely used to being disappointed at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526371
I feel like a horny hellhound trying to rape you would complicate your routine a little bit
>>45526382
Same, we all need Eros correction

[Anonymous No.]

What if a human dreamed of becoming successful and famous, but failed every attempt to do so and in desperation tried to lie and cheat a way to fame only to get exposed and shunned and humiliated for it instead moved to MGC, what kind of Monster would care enough to try getting close to someone like that? How could a Monster knowingly want to date a total loser everyone hates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526330
They're about the only girl I could see ever having a harem of. I dunno why, but something about their antennae just looks so demure and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526436
Miss Flayer will teach a broken mess that fame isn't everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525804
imagine bees forcing a wasp to have slow, lovey dovey sex with anon and praising her for it while she stutters and cries about how she's supposed to be aggressive and forceful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526431
>Same, we all need Eros correction
I'd probably need a little more correction. I've never been in a relationship and I don't see that changing and part of me doesn't want it to despite being here so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526499
But what if he still wants to achieve fame and seek redemption? Isn't removing someone's desire and replacing it with another completely the opposite of wanting to help? It's counterintuitive to being benevolent and even insidious in nature. The human wasn't helped at all, he was brainwashed into compliance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526505
BEE'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526569
I like it when monsters decide they can make huge, sweeping changes to anons' lives to keep him safe/happy/loved

[Anonymous No.]

Eros provides her blessings to those that accept and promote her teachings. In the case of mamono, those blessings are often visual, for example in beastmen.

>Fur gains a light pink color
>They also become more fluffy
>Heart pupils
>They seek more physical contact, rubbing their fur against their partner touching him with their paws
>Those with a typical dominant personality allow themselves to be more lovey-dovey
>Feral desire to breed and start a family

What other traits, related to beastmen, can you think about, thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Brown goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526607
I think you got them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526587
Warping a fraud's mind won't change that other people who know he's a fraud still hate him for being one, and now by mindwarping him he'll just be confused by it and the confusion will lead to further depression, the problem is exacerbated and the Monster didn't fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a kejourou to sweep me off my feet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526676
what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526650
Shut the fuck up, nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526702
So you admit that the only way Monsters "fix" people is not to actually fix them but brainwash them and this is supposed to be okay or good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526727
It's ok when monster girls do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526607
Monogamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526727
Slit your own throat already and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526727
Yesssss... I want a monster to brainwash me into being sunny and untroubled and honest about how loved and happy she makes me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526732
>>45526737
Interesting, the moment you point out that the hugboxy happy endings of this setting are fake as shit and rely on borderline evil to be possible the MGE fans go berserk and cry out for actual death of anyone who dares wrongthink about their badly written material. This garbage should just be burnt instead of distributed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

45526757
Didn't read.
Hang yourself tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

Did that writefag finish his mom Basilisk story contest entry yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526757
So then leave if you hate it so much, I'm sure you have much better things to spend your life and time on than spending time in a place you hate with people you hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526762
Nice rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526757
Yeah? It's a porn setting you retard, no shit its nonsensical and doesn't reflect reality. It's fiction. It was made to give people something to fap to, not change fucking lives. You aren't an intellectual for pointing out the obvious like you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526777
rock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526754
"I'll make you honest with your feelings" Is a top thing for a dommy girl to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526800
Indeed wurm-san, a rock.
A very fluffy rock, but a rock nontheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526816
>"Another to my collection...!"
>fluffy rock makes angry noises as she is tossed into the shiny rock pile
>husband anon sighs as he just got done polishing the maid rocks and cow rocks

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to check with the medical Danuki for weresheep wool blankets so you can sleep easier despite fever aches, coughing, and congestion.
*Warning, Weresheep Wool Blankets may actually be weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526853
So you're saying if I request the XXL woo blanket, I can get a beeg sheep?

[Anonymous No.]

Sukeban manticore vs the hall monitor kobold. Who's winning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526853
I have my perfect pillow right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524134
..."playing"...
Ever wondered what Kikis do on their day-off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527161
....fight off conniving kunai-chis trying to subvert the nation and get free overheal off their noob mastah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526650
Try harder, b8nigga.

Not having a waifu powerful enough to force the surrounding people into the delusion? Sad! Presumably, having a pile of weak monsters is the same as a lower amount of stronger ones, in this regard. Gotta be fair with the distribution of mindwarping…

Then wouldn’t all the monsters support multiple conflicting delusions for the sake of different random men? Yes, it’s called a society. This is all retarded btw, so…

Conversely, monsters can gradually overwrite anon’s shame/discomfort/etc reactions, so anon can face the stress and consequences like a normal fucking person. Exposure therapy, but for reeeetards. Fucking a pile of roaches, in every imaginable configuration no matter how weird or inadvisable as happens during day ONE of the rest of anon’s very long existence (and periodically ever after), would be but one MGE method of gaining sufficient fortitude to face stress and consequences. Compromise is implicitly associated with facing irreconcilables. Ambivalence supports psychological strength etc

There’s a reason mouth-breather philosophies reduce complexity into a single overwhelming agent/conspiracy responsible for everything. They can’t handle compromise and ambivalence. That’s my answer. This type of contrast is also the basis of /lit/erary fantasy afaik. But it’s because I find the alternative is too smooth-brained to be engaging.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no... Cathedral bros. How do we recover from the lose of this hero!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527161
Kiki's get a day off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524212
Thanks Wikifag.
>>45524609
Yeah, for example https://imgbox.com/23BA8DlU and https://imgbox.com/eYphLJcd don't show up at all, while https://imgbox.com/1d2uHeBb and https://imgbox.com/XPn5JThe have broken thumbnails in the gallery but can see the full pictures when I open them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527397
>kiki's day off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527161
>super domestic and super James Bond
Guess she does your taxes too. You being reduced to the sole function of dildo must be great! Please tell me the good word about ‘him’, faggot-kun!

[Anonymous No.]

monstergirls are weaker than men

[Anonymous No.]

If I tried to build a masculine robot like a Terminator or something would Monsters sperg out and try to stop me because I'm not making an Automaton with the intention of marrying it or try to remodel it into something female to suit their tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527425
Why would you want to build a guybot in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527412
That sounds very stressful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527432
Maybe I want a bro. I can't be surrounded by female monsters every nanosecond of existence, I'd go insane no matter how happy they make me. Men need bros too so I'd build one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527444
You could hang out with your brother(s)-in-law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527447
Nah they suck, my robro will be cooler than them and look cooler too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527444
Gremlins will steal your robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527448
Your wife's sisters think they're cool, you can trust their judgement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527425
It’d veer into monsterboy territory which the setting is mostly against. Because of this he’d have no essence, which would be a turnoff for regular mamono, but you could probably convince a gremlin to build him a robot companion different from the usual mana-based automata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527444
>I can't be surrounded by female monsters every nanosecond of existence
Saying things like that is how you upset a bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

Smug as a bug getting fugged

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527479
>Because of this he’d have no essence
Well duh I'm not building something to have sex with I'm building something that will follow me around and be the Butthead to my Beevis and go "huhuhuhuuhu" while insulting people with me when I'm not spending time with monsterwife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527491
I never said you’re fucking the robot lmao, I’m just saying if you wanted to get your bro some action you’d need to work outside the mechanics of MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527425
It’ll be an Alptomatron, because of crazy sex physics. Which is fine too. You can avoid the construction and simply refuse to nail an Automaton. Or talk to someone with a penis, like you’re doing at this very moment. The difficult part is convincing them to install a robotic dick. You’re on your own there, champ.

[Anonymous No.]

consider: borzoi kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527507
>I'm not building something to have sex with
[X] Doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527520
le happy kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>45527520
>borzoi, aka russian hunting sighthound
silly anon, that's a ruskikimora