Monster Girl Thread

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First for becoming a bloodbag

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What are your top 3 mamonos?
Me it's :
Chesh /werecat
Bunyip
Kiki

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>>45037588
Oh dear. How many Otaku/Weeabo monster girls end up wanting Chihirou , protagonist of Kagurabachi, as their manga/anime husband?

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Phenomenal cosmic powers

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What about a Curse Doll, that is a pretty but generic doll that tempts women to want to possess them. And the longer they have the doll, the more the doll resembles them and the more they resemble the doll. At the point of monsterization, their real body, now a monster becomes a near faceless fem H protag ventriloquist (that is of course highly fuckable) Meanwhile, they become the doll, their consciousness and personality (and of course sexuality) now speaking through the doll, while the main body is more like the puppet now.

Separating the two produces an effect much like the Dullahan, in that while the doll is usually bratty, and uses her main body like muscle, separated she becomes nervous and docile. And while together the main body is often stoic and taciturn, acting at the whims of the doll, when separated it's able to express itself (non-verbally) without inhibition, where much of the doll's subconscious comes out, and the majority of the doll's subconscious is horny and loving and clingy.

Being a spooky doll, however, after a given time it has the uncanny ability to just appear in the hands of its ventriloquist. This may be a blessing or a curse, depending on how you look at it. Do you want to be trapped under 40lbs of tits and ass when the predominant personality becomes a brat?

pic somewhat related

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>>45037599
dragon zombie
demon
shog

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>>45037699
that's not very nice

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have a simple splice whilst I continue to put off doing the larger chains

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also I updated the woolhound splice

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>>45037599
Witch
Baph
Devil

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>>45037599
Wendigo
Anubis
Wisp

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>>45037599
Holstaur
Troll
Titania

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>>45037861
In what way?

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>>45037599
It is very hard to pick just three and it changes depending on the mood
I guess I'll go with:
Wight
Dark Valkyrie
Lamia/Shirohebi

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>>45037861
>anon scolds ventriloquist/doll
>personality jumps back into the main body to pout

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>>45037699
Not bad, an improvement program for 3Ds, and an interesting lore.
>yes, the never-3Ds will whine, but converting 3Ds is a canon concept by Lims and even Doppels.

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>>45038280
I'm okay with converting 3Ds, but only into undead.

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>>45037599
1. Bicorn waifu
2. Kiki maido
3. every mamono my waifu wants me to fuck
The kiki is to clean up all the mess and make dinner afterwards

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Post femdomfag cope

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>>45037599
Top 3
>Cheshire
>Ushi Oni
>Demon
I'm a little all over the place, and I'd probably do fine with almost any mamono.

Bottom 3
>Bicorn - I just can't into harems; wouldn't be fair to her.
>Myconid - They trigger body horror for me; I just can't with those limbs.
>Dwarf - Just no.

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>>45037599
Dragon
Kraken
Sandworm

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>>45038353
(You)

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>>45038550
(Me)

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>>45037599
Elf
Valkyrie
Vampire

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>>45038353
I personally like my headcanon fantasies to not involve space-time warping assholes with a specific vendetta against me and my wife. That way I don't need her to become the Anti-spiral queen to start hurling alternate universes at our enemies.

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>>45037599
Wight
Zombie
Lilim
I have a thing for the white haired girls.

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>>45038841
Anon, stay away from my Grandma!

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>>45038841
The hebi has been notified

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>>45037599
Elf
Wight
Zombie

I am slowly but surely syncretising all three into my perfect, ideal waifu

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I want to find her ring so that I can use it to propose to her.

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>>45038980
Cute pic but the proportions on the lamia are highly fucked.

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>>45037599
Succubus
Elf
Dark Mage/Witches in general

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>>45037599
Hatter
Nurarihyon
Succubus

Hatter is for sure my number one, but the tier just below her has like over a dozen girls in it, so I just picked the two that came to mind.

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>>45038871
She's somewhere in the top 15, I don't have my sorting results anymore to say the exact placement. She's going to have to fight for me though. I've had enough undead waifu dreams to make me think that Hel has staked a claim on my soul.

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>>45038980
>>45039003
Oppai loli snake.

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>>45038814
I want to have a time distortion battle with a faster than light cockatrice, I need my reverse flash arc.

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>>45039101
tsuchinoko

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>>45039003
>Cute pic but the proportions on the lamia are *worthy to be fucked
>Oppai lolisnek

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I wish a race of horny spacefaring lamias would conquer this world.

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Hug the bug.

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>>45038980
Its actually going to be difficult to fuck the Snekpussy with those huge tits so close.

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>>45039233
a humble dream

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Early morning post for monster ears

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>>45039255
I would fug the bug, but that rear portion looks more 'mechanical' and unnatural than an Arachne does.
It's like she's sitting on half a GitS Tachikoma.

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>>45037588

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Fat demon ass

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>>45037599
Jinko
Bogey
Yeti

I really want to be hugged by a large Jinko.

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>>45039302
beetles do be like that

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>>45039255
Do you attract soldier beetles by slathering honey on sweet-smelling trees?

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>>45039417
what do they eat to get so big?

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>>45039255
That is a marriage proposal

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>>45039617
my oral hygienist looks different

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My pussy sends her regards

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Younger men should cum inside older women.

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>>45038021
>Titania
A bit of a unusual choice, though i can see you have a type. What makes you like Titanias over say, a Kejourou?

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>>45039655
you're right, shes got a new haircut. how nice of you to point it out.

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>>45039833
Soft, both physically and personality wise, kind, good personality, and also really nice tits.

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>>45037588

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bunyip but cat

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>>45039944
That could describe a lot of mamono species. Do you jus go for any soft and gentle monster girl with big breasts? I was asking what specific trait of Titanias makes them more desrable than other similar mgs.
Also, i wouldn't call Titanias wise.

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>>45040020
It's even better. Pet the purring bunyip, hug her like napcat. I would take one as soons as the portal open.

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>>45037599
wurm
jabberwock
bogie

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>>45040020
Is that any different from a regular Bunyip making a :3 face?

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Don't come to Wonderland, I saw an alice doing a bunch of drugs with a dormouse, a cheshire cat molesting a young boy while a trumpart films it, and a mad hatter milking a large horse for her tea like a damn Mongol, shit's weird down here.

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>>45040093
super different. new mask, got a bell on her tail, makes nya noises

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>>45040046
>Do you jus go for any soft and gentle monster girl with big breasts?
Those are my favorite yeah, though I like probably 90% of all the species, my tastes are varied. I guess I just like the look of Titania in combination with their personality, I don't know how to describe it very well. Also I wasn't calling them wise I said they're soft physically and have a soft personality.

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>>45037599
Amazon
Oni
Green orc

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Always check to see what kind of society your nearest amazoness tribe is. If they are hunter-gatherers, you're in good hands. If they're an agricultural society, run for the love god.

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>>45040163
Why.

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>>45040113
Where can I found one?

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>be window washer in MGC
>it's dangerous, sure
>but dangling precariously over 30 story buildings isn't the worst of it
>every floor we stop in a gaggle of monster OLs presses against the window to drool over us
>some make lewd remarks while others just press their breasts against the window near my crotch
>kikimora cleaning staff try to follow the crew home every time
>lost 2 coworkers to harpy marriage-from-above attacks this month
>I've stayed single so far only by the grace of my squeegee blade
>but I caught the eye of the griffon nesting atop 69 Druella Av. last week and I fear this might be it for me
please pour one out for a fallen wagie anons

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>>45037599
Pharaoh
Lilim
Baphomet

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>>45040187
hunter-gatherers are way too busy hunting animals and scavenging fruit to do evil things like raping their men, invading foreign lands, and industrialize

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>>45040233
Well I'm going team progress.

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Oops! Sorry anon, is this your desk? Studying is so boring haha let me just take a seat.
Whew, it's really hot in here huh? We should like, take a load off and get out of these stuffy clothes!

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>>45040379
imagine a yandere pyrow, and shes like way older than you hahahaha

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>>45040379
>"miss Pyr, please leave the classroom"
>"you're 20, have never been enrolled in this school and keep harassing the male students"
>"Anon is already having a hard time keeping up with the rest of the class. dont make it any more difficult for him."

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>>45040379
Whoops! I'm like, ontop of you now anon haha.
Oh shit, my pussy like just totally went over your cock haha.
Oh shit, my bad! I'm like raping you now haha oh jeez I didnt mean to haha!
But you like, understand its like an accident right? haha.

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>>45040445
>"You old hag want him as much as I do, you keep shoving your fat saggy tits in his face and even makes stay after school to attempt to flirt with him"
>verbal catfight ensues

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>>45040455
Woah, how did that happen? Clumsy me! we are like, 10 years into a relationship and I'm totally pregnant with my third kid! Like no freaking way, how did that happen?

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>>45040477
but didnt they only start dating last year?

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>>45040479
>anon has a spell placed on him to make him think he just graduated high school and make him believe he hooked up with his pyrow friend every year for the first time, but never forgetting he had kids

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>>45040479
Haha no silly they are just super besties who happen to have exclusively have sex with each other and live in the same house and share a bank account and have two little pyrows with a third on the way - that isnt dating.

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Are there pyrow bullies?

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>>45040511
>that isnt dating.
It's just scamming the system for those sweet tax discounts and child benefits. Actually you don't even have to work, you can just be NEETs and keep churning out little pyrows for even more money.

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>>45040537
Mrs pyrow may be an airhead but she can do her taxes - and she looks very cute with reading glasses on!

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>>45040536
yeah theres a gang of seniors who bully me and shove me into lockers and throw used panties at me in class and fart in my face and lick the back of my neck when I'm not paying attention and leave kiss marks when they finish and call me a good little boy and friend and also we live together.

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>>45037588

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>>45040536
And yes, they push people to suicide to impress bad boys. Nothing has changed, 3D are still evil creatures

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i desire pyrows but as scary and creepy yandere gyarus

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>>45040549
>Pyrow wife... I mean Pyrow FWB is sitting unusually quiet and serious over a pile of tax documents
>keeps tapping the calculator
>finally speaks up
>"Hon... um... Anon it turns out we could be paying no taxes at all if we have two more kids by the end of next fiscal year"
>"So how about we get to it... right now"

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Native pyrows just wander the wilderness then?
No highschools to prowl?
No convienence stores to stake out for bubble gum?
No grown men to harass, or young boys to offer candy cigarettes to?
scary.

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>>45040653
And they will act as if they have been your friend forever when you wake up in the forest you were camping in

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The key to defeating Pyrows is to hum that one song, how did it go again?

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>>45039302
If a centaur can be bipedalised, I dont see why you can't do that to the bugs too

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>>45040674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZvz6oFTHAE

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>>45040674
Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
take this lolipop
and have my babies

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Bogies are more damgerous

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most dangerous monster of all if conditions are met

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>"I will cook some instant noodles with a can of tuna tonight"
>Add a pic of my hand opening the cheap noodles
>Post this on 4mon
>Collect (you)s

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Yo
, the worst starter town is menherayan
Just trust me, lest you dip the moment you start you’ll be stuck forever

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I don't like this picture. Its smug aura mocks me.

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Y-you didn't forget about me anon, did you?
It's halloween after all... y-you wouldn't forget about a spooky monster like me during halloween!
I mean... nobody ever thinks of me outside of then anyway...
A-anyway, happy halloween! D-don't forget about me!

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>>45040705
I only see a cute sheep. What harm could she possibly do?

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>>45040770
It's not smugness. It's pride.

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>>45040817
she will nudge you with her head constantly so you can't fall asleep

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>>45040815
ah yes the redcap
but how do I even find one in the first place

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>>45040817
Sleepy time. Next thing you know you wake up married with children on the way.

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>>45040747
Instructions unclear, found and defeated the final boss Ouroboros without exiting starter town. Turns out all you need to tame the yansnek is to apply enough romance at her so the dere part of yandere wins over and you end up with a loving wife

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>>45040653
On one hand, tribal Pyrows who replace leopard print panties for actual leopard skin loincloth are hot, would conquistador and take as slave with benefits.
On the other hand, the combination of words "native" and "schools" made me think of those kids in africa who will write memes on a blackboard and say them to the camera in broken english for like 10 bux. Now I wanna see a class of tribal pyrows learning to say "I wanna suck your cock" in a chorus to prepare for the next wave of colonist boys to arrive.

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>it's that dream again where you're in school and your centaur teacher molests you
>the strange thing is that you weren't molested at school and none of your old teachers were centaurs

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>>45037588

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What would happen if someone confesses to an Eros pyrow? Would that poor soul survive the encounter?

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You can defeat any monster by sleeping on them
They can't legally wake you

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>>45041139
They are going to wake you up anon. Then they will commit another crime right after.

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>>45041139
Monstergirls wouldn't lie about that sort of thing, would they?

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ghosts cant stop following for some damn reason, whenever I wake up, I see them, whenever I'm in the bathroom, they are there, hell when I'm watching porn, shes right next to me
I don't know what I have done to deserve this, I cant even jerk off in peace

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>>45041194
It's all fun and games until she pops out like this

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>>45041246
Weird plastic titties.

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>>45041269
I'd still suck on em
What does undead milk even taste like anyway?

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>>45041246
she might come out big but not buff, she knows what I like after all, she'll smother not crush me, but ghosts normally cant touch you anyways, at most they lightly bonk you with some paper when you tease her
>>45041285
depends on the type but most have kefir

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>>45041285
Milk.

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>>45041194
You know what you have to do, anon.

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>>45041330
i would but shes one of those ghosts you cant touch, ya know, at most I can be lewd and tease her

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>>45037599
Sandworm
Lamia
Danuki

There are probably 6-7 other girls I could easily fit into that #3 slot.

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>>45037599
Hellhound
Demon
Dragon zombie

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>>45037599
Familiar
Baphomet
Cheshire (Though any were werecat type is good)

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>>45041420
Dracolich with infernal blood in her veins.

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>>45041467
anubis
apophis
inari

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>>45037599
anubis
apophis
inari

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>>45040598
can anon survive the corporate jungle

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>>45041481
I'm not sure if I could survive a fusion dance of all three but I'm not sure they'd give me a choice. They better still be fluffy.

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>>45037599
Alraune
Ghoul
Kraken

Alraune and Ghoul are tied for first place. There's a lot of girls who could've claimed the third spot but I went with Kraken.

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Ok but what IS the optimal length for a lamia type? How long should the tail be for It to make sense? Because whatever length Jashin-chan is, that WAY too short

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Damn weasels, turning the entirety of the rice fields into environmental hazards

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>>45041582
Makes harvest season exciting at least.

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>>45037599
1. bogey
2. wight
3. tritonia
Apophis, Demon, and Dark Mage are close runners up. I like the blue/purble gentle dom girls a lot
tritonia is too sweet to dislike

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>>45037599
kamaitachi 1
kamaitachi 2
kamaitachi 3

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>>45041285
hint of putrefying flesh

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>>45037599
Kejourou
Unagi joro
Nureonago

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>>45041689
POV you had a bad day and forgot to lock your bedroom closet

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Had a nightmare that I met a cute hag who acts like and tries her best to look like a younger girl and she seduced me so we got married and had tons of sex and had like three kids.
But then at the end she revealed she was a fox and I started screaming in terror until I woke up sweating and panicked in the bed in the middle of the night.
Thank god that'll never happen for real.

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>>45037588
Just let her in anon
what could possible go wrong

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>>45041799
how am I supposed to close it? she's already got her tits through the door

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>>45041799
I'm not buying anything.

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>>45041820
By gunning her down first retard

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>>45041844
what's your problem

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In another world will there be monster girls who play visual novels where there are different archetypes of anons?
I also wonder if 4mon created their own katawa shoujo

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>>45041852
What?

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>>45041852
I don't know anon, that's just the first thing that poped in my head

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>>45041856
Archetypes of anons? No, they will just take the same thing use in current shoujo. If they love us it's out of desperation, we wouldn't be here if we were good human beings

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>>45041799
Look at that outfit. The poor girl is probably freezing. It's not summer anymore, you can't go running around like that. Come inside, I'll get some blankets. We can watch cheesey horror movies together as she warms up.

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>>45041856
>Katawa Shonen
I wonder what monsters tend to go for what guys. Maybe ignises, hellhounds, and pyrows would be attracted to the male version of Hanako...

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>>45041856
Hey, at least their version of F/SN has the right king Arthur

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>>45041844
Don't bother using worldly weapons to bother even slowing down an undead entity, Anon, your resistance merely excites them

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>>45041984
Behold! Memecat (and my new autocorrect) are already rotting my brain! Forming coherent sentences is already beyond my capacity!

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>>45041984
Wrong :
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

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>>45041799
i need to know her first, and i'd rather just go on a normal date with her?

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>>45037599
Homunculus, Pegasus, and Chupacabra

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What happens if you drop a slime in mcdonalds coke?

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>>45041856
i'd be the type that would be very friendly

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>>45037599
Yeti
Flayer
Kraken

I like close contact

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People here hate /v/ shit right?
In the one in a million chance KC does finish the game how will this place rationalize mge being /v/ shit?

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>>45042165
She gets a nice little massage from the carbonation

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>>45042225
Are you retarded or just Irish?

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>>45040445
>calling anon a retard in front of the entire class
Terrible teacher

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>>45041576
https://media.wired.com/photos/59325b5244db296121d6a847/master/w_1920,c_limit/titanoboa-getty.jpg

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>>45042253
>smithchan dot com
Didn't know the handler from monster musume had her own website

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>>45041576
Girth is important too

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>>45042299
It's were the Human Girl Encyclopedia threads are. A disgusting place. There's a reason it's not mentioned here.

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>>45042240
Haku-sensei's comment making Anon feel shame and causing him to stop attending class!

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>>45042328
>Human Girl Encyclopedia
What?

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>>45042338
Haku-sensei inviting herself in to homeschool Anon!
Haku-sensei staying over because its dark by the time theyre done!
Haku-sensei falling asleep whilst holding Anon tightly in her arms!

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>>45042338
He's being homeschooled by his crazy erosvangelical momster

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>>45042369
But if she's homeschooling Anon, who did she get to substitute for the rest of the class?

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haku cant teach me, I'm a visual learner!

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>>45042388
the pyrow, of course. she was quite upset when Anon didnt show up.

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>>45042349
Don't worry it's just a joke. Everyone knows human girls aren't real. Go back to your snek wife and forget this ever happened.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an ex-gyaru teacher that never got experience teenage romance like me

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be the deliqunet that makes a teacher obsessed with me, as well as the one that flirts with her till he sees her blush

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna piss myself in miss hakus class to establish dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042554
this works to get out of any confrontation, from salamander duels to impromptu hound rape.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my ideology

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042585
this does NOT work when a manticore attacks.
she will assume you did it in fear and double down.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042630
This is mine

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate ruler type monsters.
death to kings!
I want to fuck revolutionary taco cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042695
Wish there was a desert version

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042695
strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042728
a revolution ehh? heard a bunch of purple snakes has a few planned this spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042728
based.
start revolutions and keep various empresses and queens in my basement so I can laugh at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037599
>Not a single one choose dragon
damn these dragoncels meme were real lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042787
i wouldn't say no to ms dragonzombie
not that it would have much effect on the outcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042787
???
>>45037827
>>45038522
>>45041420

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042787
I recomend using ctrl+f before slandering a whole species like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042728
for a democratic republic, I will plap millions of haughty silver spoon monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042820
>plap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042818
No i will not sucummndrrd to yiur tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042797
>2 "dragon" zombies
>1 dragon
it's still pretty bad when the dead version of them is more popular hahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042826
yes, plap.
plap them all.
rape to queens.

[Anonymous No.]

POV: You bought the last Pumpkin-spice Stretchy Meat™ (Limited time only at Wendi's!) and the Wendigo behind you in the queue is very upset and hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042848
I would put wendigos in my bottom 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042842
>plap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042839
they just found your address on /hoard/. hope you're ready to get mocked for the rest of your life by a Malef.

[Anonymous No.]

>packing your bag at the end of school
>teacher tells you to stay behind
>you got a new videogame yesterday and you really don't want to stay behind
>glance around the classroom
>everyone else is hurrying out
>no one is looking at you
>grab teacher and put her in your pencil case
>pack your bag and leave
>go home and game for a few hours before remembering that she's still in your bag
>lucky for you she seems more aroused than angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042833
You ok anon? Did you mean succumb or surrender?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042873
Brainstealer Dragon must have gotten him.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to call any dragon that's bullying or otherwise being mean or rude to you "Dragon zombie bait."

[Anonymous No.]

ghouls bit my balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042902
get chomped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042902
Don't let those Ghoul delinquents, hanging out at your local graveyard, bully you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042902
Consider a ghoul with braces

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042902
Imagine a ghoul, apophis and vampire harem.
Ignoring venom/saliva fun times, it would be cute and funny to see your body covered in bitemarks distinctive of each monster.
Imagine the teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

keep posting about ghouls.
keep ghoulin' on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042873
>succumb or surrender?
It's a portmanteau of both you dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45039116
>Alice in Wonderland harem
>no Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043028
I'd rather just have a second hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead malef.

[Anonymous No.]

desert kingdom ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043028

[Anonymous No.]

alice and every other monster of that body type sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043096
That isn’t a monster girl I call that a abomination girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043118
that isn't even her final form

[Anonymous No.]

>>45041518
Hellhound<Heavenhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043165
Weavehound

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna do something crazy and fuse undead magic and abyssal magic together and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043172
Nirvanahound

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043108
>alice sucks
A shame she doesn't get to remember it the next morning.

[Anonymous No.]

sabbath should be retconned into tall big booba mature hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043210
Sabbath is a myth by the order, that we all know most monsters are big booba hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043210
>Normal slime girl hiding in Sabbath territory
>Ambushes a random member
>Sticks two large globs of slime, in the shape of boobs, onto her chest
>Darts away as fast as she can go, laughing all the while

[Anonymous No.]

we ran out of hellhounds so we dunked some kobold in grey paint and stuck sparklers to their forehead.
sorry, you wont notice a difference I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043210
Sabbath will be outbred by normal monsters to extinction and the remaining members will chug megamorph potions while holding back tears.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold the future that monstergirls want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043352
There's only one solution.

[Anonymous No.]

Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037599
Kiki (Maid)
Imp (ever since the demo, she's been one of my favorite!)
Jinko (I just really love a big motherly animal woman to take care of me as she protects me from anything)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043352
mind break is scary...
what if hound ruins me?

[Anonymous No.]

>You seemed like the kind of guy who stuck a fork in the electrical socket when you were little

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043370
Fun fact, the guy in the bucket helmet and the hellhounds breeding stud are the same person at different times.

[Anonymous No.]

A wizard taught me that I can buy off the fey with pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037599
Demon.
Followed by either Hellhound/Batcat, or Yeti depending on my mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45042299
Smiffu is the real monster of Monmusu.
> She's some kind of Misery-eater monster who exists by feeding off the pain & misery she keeps giving Kimihito
(Harem-ending payback, he fucks all of them except her)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043414
You shall not besmirch ser Puritus Maximus like that.

[Anonymous No.]

God I want an apophis to mind break me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043443
anyone have that one meme about flayer's squid once having been a knight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043440
Remember when "Reminder that Mrs Smith is best girl" was a ritual post here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043480
I think it was a witch's panties, not a Mindflayer's squid. Unfortunately, I don't have it.

[Anonymous No.]

squid panties to the gassiest flayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043482
Ms Smith deserves to be monsterized and wifed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043440
It’s funny, I made a theory awhile back that she was a eldritch abomination of demonic origin secretly, and at the season finale it would’ve been revealed Miss Smith wasn’t who she said she was and that all the monster girls in that series are some strange experiments to dumb down the masses in someway to create a new world order.
Which I added a little more to the theory that there is two smiths one real and one fake(demonic one).

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043370
>>45043443
this is the silly shit that just doesn't get made anymore. I miss those days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043480
This one, wasn’t a flayer though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043535
Ah, all I remembered were tentacles. Thanks friend.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Might have something cute up later today. Stay tuned.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a giant spider and I don't want to hurt my little wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043572
a story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043578
But she likes it when you bite her ass. Come on, you wouldn't even give her a little nibble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043578
I don’t like the many eyes too complex for me, so I chose the life of a abominable snowman instead.

[Anonymous No.]

There aren't any monsters under my bed because I sleep on a mattress on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043572
A drawing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043572
A music number?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043645
Sure there is. She worked very hard on that tunnel system.

[Anonymous No.]

That's it!
I've been oppressed (and paid too much taxes) by the monster girl government. I'm going to send my vampire mayor a strongly worded letter. She'll never be able to recover from it.

[Anonymous No.]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! If you're in human form then we're not having sex!

[Anonymous No.]

defeat elves by reminding them that your just a mayfly that will be gone in just a moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043865
But I’m already dead, I have reached immortality and have become like the angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043865
>elf looks away for just a moment
>best friend is long gone when she looks back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043865
>>45043887

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become addicted to a kej.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, I need a meaty lim to keep me warm for the next few months

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043912
Man now I’m sad, please post undeads to make me feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043927
seems like you already are kejanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043352
Mans rightful place, being balls deep in Hellhound puss.

[Anonymous No.]

>marry dragon
>joke about how she's barely going to remember me ten thousand years from now
>ten thousand years later
>celebrating eighteenth daughter's two thousandth birthday
>get teased about how she would have forgotten me

Reminder that marrying a long-lived mamono and getting Incubized makes you live just as long as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043532
There's a good reason for it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold! Love-deniers beware. When the snuggle scouts identify a particularly touch-starved anon, the Eroyips are ready to deploy their full-body snuggling techniques to the battlefield of love.

Yerb is fucking amazing and deserves more business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043984
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043984
She looks dumb. I hate Eros girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044008
that's a snugglin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043984
Why are Eros girls so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044016
I don't want some legless freak hugging me! Especially not from some cult that worships chemicals your brain makes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044040
>worships chemicals your brain makes
That's it, take him down!

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I do the konami code on chesh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044054
It's the truth and no stupid cultists will ever stop me! Especially not some loose slut that probably already told tons of men before me the same lies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037599
Yeti
White Horn
Ice Queen

Let the snow area take me, I will be happy no matter who saves me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044071
it'll activate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044071
she pallet swaps to anti chesh (black)

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere dragon's hoard is just a giant stalker shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044096
So she turns into a disgusting freak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044104
turns into implies she wasn't already a disgusting freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043953
Well yes. But I mean more than usual; the kind of slow addiction that comes with having encountered one in person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044121
At least she wasn't a darkie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043927
kejbro, does your waifu have an accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043984
He can't keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044072
>anon, raving as he's dragged into the Eros temple
>his final cry impotent rage dramatically cut of as the great doors close behind him with a resounding thud

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044136
Oh, but he can

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044139
That's kidnapping! That's illegal! I want a lawyer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044071
she gets scroinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043984
Based, Erospiled, fluff noodle enjoyer. Your art is saved and will be cherished

[Anonymous No.]

>enough riddles, greenskin! Speak plainly about what you want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044163
If he keeps this up it'll tear a hole in the fabric of reality and we'll be flooded by pink monsters. Is that the kind of world you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044198
Why would anyone want a bunch of lying sluts running around? We already got enough of them as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

eros comes in many colours
pink, fuschia, salmon, coral, orchid, amaranth...
so much variety!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044085
Much like Almonds, A Cheshire must be activated to get her full benefit.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what's funny? Club trumparts are the least likely ones to be found in a club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044214
You can have it any color you want. So longs as it's light red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044229
I don't care about dogfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044228
Activate chesh via the rear entrance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044228
>>45044236
What is wrong with the Holy Relic? She's acting strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044214
I want to slap those gifts out of their hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044214
>Little beret on the chocolate
She's already planning for children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044235
You don't care so much you felt the need to reply just to state you don't care? About the wrong one to boot.
Maybe you are just tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044265
He secretly yearns to be a deredere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044262
>I'm going to rape my husband later
>achoo
>I'm going to have consensual sex with my husband right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044248
She's acting real strange since I found an estus potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043210
They are hags, just in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044265
>>45044277
>replying to yourself
As expected from /trash/faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>Challenge Shirohebi to a duel to get her to stop stalking you.
>Uh oh, it turns out that she's a veteran warrior monk.

[Anonymous No.]

After double checking, it's estus but estrus, what does it mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044198
Oh no! Anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044306
It's not estus*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044236
>>45044248
The relic is low on mana, she requires a direct infusion through both of the mana ports. No one can witness this holy act so please give us some privacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044248
>>45044236
Ah! I see the problem.
You were thinking of the HOLY relic.
This is the HOLEy relic
As you can see, she has some holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044293
>Shoot her with demon silver revolver
>Win
>Claim her as your trophy
Ez

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043865
imma prank an elf by teasing her whole life then right after I die, I'll revive as a young boy after they put me in the coffin and in the ground

[Anonymous No.]

I love my zombie dragon daughter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044284
>>45044306
>Knight-san we should spend the night doing some very intense prayers to the Chief God, I know a very effective way for our prayers to reach our God's ears actually!
>Sorry, Relic. But we still need to reach the Sword of Undying Flame. It was once wielded by Saint Agatha the Mad before she went missing in battle and I was told to recover it since our route takes us to it's last location.
>very angry cheshire noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043984
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044337
that's too much food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044343
Work first, petting layer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044214
so in cyberpunk pink as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044323
>>45044324
Please cease your slander. Knight-san would never sully the Order's most precious artifact like that.

>>45044351
He can't pet her either, he would waste it's Holy blessings and be strung up by his superiors if he came back with a useless relic!

[Anonymous No.]

EROS SUPREMACY! EVERY MONSTER GIRL WILL HAVE A EROS VARIANT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044350
She's a big dragon, so she eats a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044368
True, knight-san live a cold, pious and unloving life. I hope inquisitors won't burn him alive because he brought back a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044375
eros wurm is second best wurm, three best is white wurm, the best wuurm is choco wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044375
Not if I run out of money, kek. But that's the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044389
Well it's gonna be a long time before something like that ever happened. He still needs to retrieve that Sword of Undying Flame after all. Shame that the Holy Relic gets really mad when he mentions it though...
You would think they're just ordinary women fighting for a man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044387
Well when she gets a husband he better be ready to make lots of leftovers for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044375
I happily bow to Eros supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

Worcheshire sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044409
Chief goddess's relics are weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044420
why did they turn her into a sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044426
That's not even the weirdest one. A lone scout was sent off to find some Tome of Healing near the outskirts of Undead territory and he still hasn't returned! He's not even dead, either! He's still looking for the damned thing with the help of some "Life Orb" he found trying to find the blasted book! Apparently she likes to be called Lily but that's besides the point!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044329
You challenged her. That means she gets to pick the weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044448
shes the sauciest monster there is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044477
Who said I would play fair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044420
>Get bottle of sauce
>Won't come out
>Hit base repeatedly
>Weird squeaking sounds
>Fuck food safety
>Stick finger in opening of sauce bottle
>Warm and wet
>NYAH!
>Sauce comes out
>Finger doesn't smell of worcestershire sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044350
Must be her birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044507
take it back. you obviously got a defective bottle or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044350
They don't call her the great devourer for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh seems like the kind of monster to turn invisible, watch you masturbate, and then teleport into the line of your cum fire before claiming you're now married.

[Anonymous No.]

do not eat the size changing cakes in wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044551
I don't think she would be satisfied with merely watching, she could not resist assisting with her paw or tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044572
I gave one to a lolimander and she now has trouble fitting her hips through doors.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know how to get a Dragon to drop her Plate? I swear I've fought the same one for nearly four hours and she just refuses to let me have it. I want to upgrade my weapons already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044655
just ask her for upgrade material and toss a bag of platinum coins at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044655
She hides in her panty drawer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044655
Take her to an all you can eat buffet when she’s finished loading up her plates grab it an run. You now have the dragon’s plate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044572
Running around at a size only a few inches smaller than a dormouse is a bad idea? You don't say.
What will get you first I wonder? A cheshire would see you as a perfect bullying target. Miss Hatter would love to sit you down on her lap and feed you biscuits. Or perhaps you'll be the first person in history to get overpowered by a dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

Mana is stored in the hips, thighs and ass

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044694
Fun fact, that makes them weaker to grappling attacks from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044694
nope, that ust means the mage is well grounded and tends to get gain weight there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044694
>tfw ywn see that much cherry cake in person

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044749
Anon, your demon appears to be undead.
Be sure to write 'broodmare' on her talisman

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044694
>>45044749
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

Eros is stinky dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044665
>platinum
This is just an investment scam. I'm gonna smash her head in and take the materials myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044782
Eros is a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044572
>Miss Hatter places two cups on the table and tells you one of them contains shrinking powder

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043984
>bunyip with confidence
a creature with no weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044777
Low test

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044762
i think that prett evident with how meaty and how wide her hips are
>>45044782
eros is a fat stink neet that needs to be lapped by a young anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044796
>Dump both of them out

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044796
Why would she have shrinking powder?
Is miss hatter a degenerate like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044796
im going to eat the cups

[Anonymous No.]

dont bring wurms into wonderland, they become British!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037599
Wight
Demon
Dark Mage

Can't get enough of pear-shaped lolis with a sensual side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044797
You WILL be snuggled and you WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044807
what spells does the harpy witch know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044911
egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044839
>Bring a Wurm to Wolderland
>She suddenly becomes refined dignified
>Speaks in full eloquent sentences with words you've never heard before
>All of it describing how she's going to fuck you and get pregnant with dozens of kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037588
Love samurai monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044924
shes not my wurmie, no, shes an imposter, a fake, a false idol, it cannot be true!

[Anonymous No.]

How to get strong enough to suplex a big monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044911
omega black hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044974
just bring her out of wonderland
she'll being chewing rocks and hugging you in no time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044993
i did but it didnt work, I'm going to war against the British again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044976
Hyperborean Pre Rape Protein Shakes, along with constant training with Monsters of Unusual Size. Yo9r body must be broken and rebuilt constantly to show results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037599
bunyip
anubis
gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044924
Mine turned into a scouser and now she mines coal all day. We don't even need coal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045028
>Scouser
my condolences

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044924
somehow, she became french, she keeps waving the white panties

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderland and britisher are not one in the same BUT you can bet your bottom dollar (or pound) that England will be colonised by wonderland to make it more sane. Idk about wales, scotland and ni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045081
England would be taken over by the fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45044839
>>45044924
>>45044998
>>45045081
>>45045090
>bri*ish
>I WAS BORN ON A DUBLIN STREET WHERE THE ROYAL DRUMS DID BEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045090
as long as those viking selkies and valkyries don't come back to reestablish the danelaw...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045115
i need to beat the british again so they know that American monsters are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045126
Don't forget to ask the french for help again.

[Anonymous No.]

I sometimes forget this general is multinational

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045124
i for one will continue to live quietly in an undefended coastal hamlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045138
i dont need weaklings who wave the white panties, all I need is my massive porc army

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045138
And the Dutch with their silly language.
>>45045144
I wonder if half the people here are still from Texas like in the old days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045081
If they teleport london to someone far away like the fallen god's realm I will gladly accept my new monster overlords.
>>45045124
please ransack london
>>45045126
please griffin bomb london

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045150
>Baphomet Danelaw
I don't know if Should Be Scared or Aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045177
i'll do one better, it will get a clown flavored dark matter fat boy

[Anonymous No.]

>no bong ogre to get wasted with and scream oasis songs at karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045192
>long, flowing locks
>bathes regularly
english women could never

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045254
imagine english troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045267
>"'Allo Anon! Beautiful chewsday innit?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045150
Translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045254
are you saying my english rose hatter doesn't wash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045283
imma just eat her cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045254
Drinking mead from a baphos bellybutton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045295
your tongue does not count as a bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045301
Please do not engage in coital acts under the bridge.
Its distracting the traders.

[Anonymous No.]

Old monsters should stay out of the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045316
im american i dont bow down to queens that I already beat back 300 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045334
There are going to be a number of angry, french wights demanding their recognition there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045317
send aunsters a dick pic as a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045340
More like Dullahans now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045340
Wights are busy in Africa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045334
Democracy is a lie, bowing to a Queen is an act of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045289

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045340
k, they wave the white panties whenever I
even look in their direction
>>45045368
my 500k p'orc and wurm army begs to differ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045368
I'm not gonna bow to someone who can probably barely even reach my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045356
I'm sure they'd be very cross with you if they could find their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045317
Need a fat danuki hag

[Anonymous No.]

God save the queen (of hearts)
long live our noble queen (of hearts)
god save the queen (of hearts)
send her a man to care
into her castle's neet lair
because she hasn't sired an heir
god save the queen (of hearts)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045418
Get rid of everything bad when it comes to Wonderland and maybe men might visit more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045317
This is what happens when you share to your auntster your number

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045394
Here you go!

[Anonymous No.]

Giant televised arena, big cash prize to anyone who can beat a monster, and if they somehow succeed they can potentially double their winnings by taking on another one(and repeating the process if they win again). only stipulation is you must be a male human and you cant use weapons or magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045443
Furfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045469
Hello!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045453
going 0-10

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045453
But I'm guessing the monsters can use weapons or magic, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045453
im going to do mach punches and abolustel mangle my hands and eet

[Anonymous No.]

all kots bow and are inferor to the queen of kots, queen cait sith

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, tell me about your monster girl OC/wife. What's her race? What's her appearance? What's her personality? Does she have hobbies or a specific occupation? Say whatever comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045594
caroline raroline likes perving on me, like i could leave the room and come back to see her sniffing my seat, hell sometimes she uses an invisibility spell to perv on me in the bath, hell she likes fucking me while I'm asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045505
of course, the situation is staked against you. But the potential gain is massive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045640
Bro that last one is rape. I know we through that word around a lot but I mean ACTUAL rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045651
and? i dont mind it at all, since I do the same sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045657
I see. Question, then. Can you imagine a time where you wouldn't want your wife to fuck you? Can you imagine a time where your wife wouldn't want you to fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045594
Hellen Wan, 80s BIG HAIR, Bass Player/Singer for her heavy metal band RAPE PATROL. Personally is over the top got to keep up appearances of a rockstar but in private is a cinnamon roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045688
shes a jabberwock, usuall when we are too busy or when I'm drawing her

[Anonymous No.]

you prob wouldnt want to get raped while like hanging out with your guy friends or like at a dinner with your parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045743
i dont have friends, but she isn't retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045594
shes a dragon wight, shes my headwife and shes spends a lot of time either tending to her herb garden and brewing potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045743
funerals in the undead kingdom get a little spicy

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be hiding in my basement bunker during the monster invasion and documenting my experience online as I slowly go mad reviewing various rations and talking about how lonely it is in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045800
reminds me, would be interesting to see the internet change as a result of the sudden influx of monster users.

[Anonymous No.]

Need harpy wife

[Anonymous No.]

RULE DRAGONIA. DRAGONIA RULES THE AIR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045369
wtf I love danes now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045822
I will bully and troll strong monsters online

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045829
dork

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045824
harpy wife, happy life

[Anonymous No.]

God, I need to breed all 32 of my monster wives so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037599
Just two.

Kamaitachi
Raiju

I like weasels and weasels monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045922
Do you sell weasels and weasel accessories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045926
Feel the zap
Not the plap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045824
ride wife
life good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045880
what is the message in this pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045957
it's like when you go to visit your mom at the insane asylum and she doesn't really seem to notice you're there and continues to play with dolls but her mood is improved by your presence all the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045957
That MGQ sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Ninja fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045978
>AIslop
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037588

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046002
No, cat breasts that were totally not enhanced by magic for the night in a desperate attempt to get some because she's pushing thirty+

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037599
Vampire
Vamp Mosquito
Malef

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045961
never post this again
It hurts to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037599
Eel, haku, demon for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046016
She's like 26, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Mana is stored in the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046025
This looks like dogshit, outsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046024
Her younger sister is 26

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045369
>weak or timid all are welcome
The fuck is it with gay shit?
I know mge is a le happy setting but why does it always has to pander to weak men. Can't there be more places that only allow the strongest of men and actively ridicule and mock men for their weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046025
What happens if you take away the hat?
https://files.catbox.moe/6i7091.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046046
eh, you got the land of four souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046046
Least obvious newnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046046
It's escapist sexual fantasy, of course it has to cater to gutless losers

Shit MGE itself had someone crying about how dark elves are into BDSM and KC was like "it only hurts if you want it to :^)"

[Anonymous No.]

(you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046058
But how else could he show off how he's chad thundercock?
That aside, every salamander and lizardman husband knows that a duel before bed to determine who is on top is the best way to go about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046048

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046075
Don't forget that dumb lizards are very loose when it comes to defining what a "duel" is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046048
There's another hat under it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046083
Also true.
Three sets are a minimum though if its a fighting game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046062
>Shit MGE itself had someone crying about how dark elves are into BDSM and KC was like "it only hurts if you want it to :^)"
Damn thats pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046090
Never forget that if she's the one that challenged you there's always playing the ultimate equalizer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046101
I was looking for that one. Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046048
Damn hags with their massive hag saggers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046077
it's tough being a mana battery

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046101
>"Bwah, that can't be! The Forbidden "Green Thumb" technique!?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045962
MGQ is based

[Anonymous No.]

I am big sad, the nightmare to all bogeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046101

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046105
I always try to keep a good LN around. Shame I miss some though.

>>45046108
No monster with big hands can beat it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045892
>all 32 of my monster wives
Based high test Islamic giga chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046101
How does she lose with such big thumbs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046109
MGQ is dogshit trash for retards that belong on /vg/ in their containment thread instead of stinking up this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dodge 200 lightning strikes
>Raiju appears to give you your reward
>Get shocked and raped on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046113
Scary...

>>45046119
Human dexterity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046073
Thanks faggot nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046119
She has a great amount of power in the claw but no speed nor dexterity in it, she can easily be outmaneuvered and pinned on the counter by a more normal thumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045961
jesus christ dude...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046125
>Get shocked and raped on the spot
Imagine getting beat by a woman lmao couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.]

Real sad hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046140
No, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046140
Yes, genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046140
Maybe,average

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046140
Maybe, medium intelligence person.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys watch out, the succubi are realizing that just walking around naked doesn't work anymore because they all do it and it's boring

They're evolving into niches

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046156
If I say my opinions about Goths I will attract the ire of Undeadfags and other people who like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046165
I'm gonna REEEEEEE so hard and long at you, Anon. You got no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046143
too late , tears must flow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046182
Don't reply to me, furnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046195
Fuck off outsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046195
>"Look I know you're sad that Halloween's over but we have to put the skeleton prop away."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046156
>succ goes out in a hoody and sweats since it's laundry day
>passes by anon and says good morning instead of the usual flirting
>he gets turned on by her casual clothes and carries the poorly dressed succ into his house for breeding
>*confused but happy succ noises*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046204
But you reply to me all the time! You're not being very fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046204
>>45046211
Damn someone's mad tonight

Does it bother you that nobody cares?

And you can't do a goddamn thing about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046223
Reminding people that you're a disingenuous furnigger trying to act like he's not a cancerous tumor is a good thing.

>>45046226
>reddit spacing
Damn guess you faggots got bored of sucking each other off in discord and decided to shit up the thread instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046233
That's fine, but can you help me with figuring out what's off about this gatcha oni?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046260
A kot who works that hard deserves many litters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046260

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046260
Why would I be ashamed of having an illiterate wife? Nothing good comes from education in the human realm as it's all poison. My vision of a perfect world is MGE crossed with Idiocracy. A literal Utopia of stupidity and endless debauchery. Give me my Brawndo and Carls Jr and a fat assed Hellhound and Cheshire who can't read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046302
ms cheshire says she suffers from sexlexia, a very sexy learning disability

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046302
Cheshire cat and hellhound is the best combo. Can't think of a better combo of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046314
I got one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046260
Good girl
>>45046283
Good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046331
The iconic trio

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046342
>trio
Fool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037588

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046347

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046347
Smug squad reunion tour

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046371
>>45046377
Truly a golden era.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046347
They have to be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046371
what happens when you press the smug button multiple times?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even the roughest monster girl will tell you to take it easy if you're coming back from being sick.
After all, no girl wants hubby to recover, push himself, and get sick again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046392
Try it and find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046400
Rest? Nah, I can just walk it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046302
poison?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046156
If it weren't for the filename, I'd think this was a satyros from the thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046536
>>>/vg/
wrong board

[Anonymous No.]

>memecat
>memehound
>memecore
3 worst monsters right here

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046156
We're doomed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046495
I... don't need a bigger boat. Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a delinquent trumpart? A wild card!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046816
A delinquent trumpart sounds good actually, means she likely wouldn't force you to become a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss the storys of fun adventure times where dudes would have funky encounters with monstergirls
nowdays its just "INSTANT WAIFU, JUST ADD CUM!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046818
only diamonds do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046834
They're all trash by proxy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046829
Few care about the setting enough to write something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046829
Give example of what you mean

[Anonymous No.]

alien cat girls from outer space

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043028
I just want to hug sleepy mouse, off-topic frogfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046858
It's probably safe to assume anon is just bitching about how simple waifu greens beat out Ao3 stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046873
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045594
Well, she's a kejourou. Black hair with dark blue eyes likes wearing fairly ordinary clothing most of the time though she has some very nice kimonos stored away. Just a little shorter than me. Generally fairly calm and collected, though her hair is expressive in its own way. Isn't too confident speaking english but she's made great progress. Quite flirty when speaking her native language. She works as a stylist at her own place that's fairly popular and likes to sketch as a hobby. She noticed me and wanted to attend a local festival together while I was visiting and sightseeing. But she was reluctant to part ways and we spent lots of time together, becoming my travel companion and a bit of a tour guide. One thing led to another and well...it turns out that it's very easy for a foreigner to immigrate and live in Zipangu if they become married to a local.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046882
Not our fault the average anon shitting out a green about Liches dropping off their Zombie daughters off at their husband's home is more fun to read than most of the trash "MGE" stories on Ao3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046887
i just want to be a scientist on a radiotelescope working with space signals, until one day i get a "We're coming for you" signal and then i'll have my base invaded by alien cat girls from outer space who only want to prank me a bit with all sorts of spooky happenings, and also marry me afterwards because alien cat girls are made for human dick

if wanting to fuck girls makes me a faggot then so be it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046921
Don't act like that's the reason for why you're being called a faggot you retarded subhuman. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046384
Not really, it clears that you greentexts contained ntr since they sleep around and rape different men

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046818
why are you trying to force this "trumparts and dogs" meme so much? it doesnt even make sense, how are animals related to cards in the first place? its stupid and so are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046933
elaborate please
i just posted an image of a space alien cat girl wearing a shirt (she arrived to earth naked and the scientist[me] had to give her one of his[my] spare ones), how does that make me a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046969
Trumparts ducks dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046980
If you need to ask you've already proven my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046965
Didn't read your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046994
In you last post, you just post a green mentioning one mamono fucking several guys, you can't ignore that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047007
Still didn't read your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047020
Fine shitpost as mush as you want, Mick. Looks like no one cares anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046988
you just want to be angry on the internet
i just want to fuck cat girls in the monster girl thread
one of us is a faggot and it aint me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047031
>calling others your own nickname
Bold strategy

[Anonymous No.]

At any rate, kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047037
>i just want to fuck cat girls in the monster girl thread
No, you want to push /tg/shit where it doesn't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047050
Fuck off, I'm not him and I don't post about mamono fucking different men

[Anonymous No.]

Baguette faggot sperging out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047067
>I'm not him
Sure you're not, newfag. Either that or one of his faggot buddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046902
people read my shit at least lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046840
It is interesting how 99% of time someone complains about dog fucking nobody was talking about it or implying it (nor do I have any interest in it) until the complainer starts concern trolling about it. I don't care if you dislike them, that is your perogative but you could at least try not to start shit and derail. It is pointless to bitch due to MGE rules anyway. You can't get forced into what you really don't want. I don't see anyone acting like this over baphomets or the sabbath because there is one sabbath explicitly dedicated to theriomancy. It is not like this thread isn't perfectly happy to ignore what it doesn't like from MGE already. But somehow one throwaway line that only applies to a single suit out of four (whose entire point is to be as kinky as possible) is somehow too much. Fucking transformed husbands is not even unique to trumparts. Hell, it isn't even an ability they inherently posses or only learnable by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047083
Just reread your green if you don't trust me, it's written

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047091
doubtful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047100
tl;dr
Trumparts are dogfucking trash and Wonderland was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047078
No I'm on my way to work, don't start to incriminate others after fucking up a good thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047104
https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=ironbeast
dunno what to tell you dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047109
Wonderland didn't invent theriomorphosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047111
Ignore this nigger, it's Mick trying to get (you)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047060
>/tg/
voices of the void is not a board game, sorry but you mistook me for a shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047111
Oh shit, hey Beast. Didn't know that was you. You're cool don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047120
Oh sweet, even worse! A retarded /v/ermin outside of his containment board!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047109
>asking for tl;dr
average dogfucker confirmed mentally challenged

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047116
Both are equal mistakes. Just like Chaos women turning their husbands into monster boys.

>>45047130
>asking
No, I'm TELLING you I didn't read the shitty cope post trying to force me to like a bad monster girl for furry faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047129
again, i am not here to start trouble like you are, i am just here to post alien cat girls and how much i wanna fuck one or be abducted by one to be her personal sex toy
if you want to see me shitpost look elswhere, for here is not a place i'd shitpost in. it'd be like shitting in your soup that you want to eat, stupid, so i dont do that

now excuse me as i send a love letter out into space hoping an alien monster girl hears it and lets me perform a non-standard insertion of a standard test specimen

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Cat h up on thread from last night
>Feel good
>Take a shower
>Get in public transport
>Everything as turn to hell
>Shit flinging everywhere
Why? Posting about holy relics or smug button was nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047143
Nobody was trying to make you like anything you illiterate dolt.
You are either malicious or so terminally autistic as to be functionally indistinguishable.

[Anonymous No.]

probably one of the greater moments of "jokes on you, im into that shit!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047167
>Nobody was trying to make you like anything you illiterate dolt.
Trying to falsely equate dogfucking trash like Trumparts to actually halfway decent monsters like Baphomets is objectively an attempt to normalize and destigmatize their shit. Nobody here aside from that furfaggot and his retarded buddies likes furshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Art of diamond trumpart geting her shit kicked in while shouting "IT WAS ONLY AN EXAMPLE!" when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047199
White woman moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047199
Question
is it just anon beating on her or the other trumpart suits for ruining their rep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047191
>eveeyone who disagrees with me is one person engaging in some grand conspiracy
I wasn't destigmatizing dogfucking or furshit (nor I have any interest in doing so) . Point me to where exactly I suppossedly said that.
Stop foaming at the mouth before writing instead of thinking.
Dogfucking is no more inherent to trumparts than to any other monster, (unlike chaos where the transformations are an inherent property) reread the actual profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047264
By having it even be part of the diamonds all Trumparts are ruined by proxy. There's a reason why nobody trusts faggots anymore just like how nobody aside from furries like you likes Trumparts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046873
Based futa cat girls enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047281
>ruined by proxy
logical fallacies like that earn you hakutaku correction
she WILL turn you into a school boy and have you attend classes
she WILL force you to go to afterschool activities at the board games club
you WILL spend time with Trumparts in the board games club and learn that one example in a book does not ruin an entire species
and you WILL be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047281
I am not a furry. I have zero interest in diamonds or bestiality. Can you at least realize that not everyone disagreeing with you is the mick or his buddies or is a part of some other grand cabal of shitposters?

[Anonymous No.]

RELAX

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047298
faggot get ye gone
she may be 2.5 meters tall but experiments determined she's a pussy with a pussy, only cock in my science facility is my own and I will use it on her like the founding fathers intended me to

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047312
why the fuck does her tail have razorblades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047302
It's not a fallacy when you have evidence that supports your claims. The fact that a single Trumpart suit at all would think of doing shit like that doesn't leave it out of the picture for other species trying to pull that shit on their husbands. There is objectively zero reason why anyone with a working brain would want to associate with that species.

>>45047304
When you faggots have already proven you're willing to lie, falseflag or even play a part in other groups of shitposters just to help push your particular brand of cancer then fuck no I'm not going to trust a single fucking thing out of your mouth. The only thing I can see is that you're trying to damage control for a monster that is abject trash because it would allow newfaggots to act like the mick and other retards like him were always allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

It's over? Good.
Can we discuss about bunyip and why I want her to hug me ?
https://files.catbox.moe/et865i.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047314
Still canon futas, next time maybe don't play /v/tard meme games made by horny teenagers prone to inject their fetishes everywhere. Now bite the pillow and receive the consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047361
>canon futas
except they're not and you're making things up to shit up the thread
jewish faggot get ye gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047357
Full body wrapping by lamia + fluff is a dangerous combo. If I had one I would not be able to wake up early and go to work, so I don't want a bunyip

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047389
I would change for a more flexible work, I want to be the bread earner but some compromises are needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047371
https://files.catbox.moe/1mooed.png

[Anonymous No.]

did the text ever get leaked for the new girl or just the image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047454
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047454
Just the image so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047371
>now revealed to by a lying faggot trying to push trannyshit
Actual fucking faggot over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047431
>one image of fan art is all the proof the shitposter can muster
faggot get ye gone
>>45047461
i'm not the one who's been posting faggot art, i just wanna stick my dick into a space catgirl

[Anonymous No.]

carry oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047486
>fan art
No, that's literally what the dev himself said
https://files.catbox.moe/wzaper.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047489
CARRY ONI MY WAYWARD SONNU
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE CUM
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO BREAST
DON'T YOU CRY NO MOOOORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047489
>you have trouble carrying your oni wife
>she just throws you over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes and hauls you off to her gains cave to fix the problem

[Anonymous No.]

why don't MGs simply ask out whoever they have a crush on
are they stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047968
Because MGE is femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047610
This Oni looks like she wrestles Human men for sport and the amusement of her fellow Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047968
They are just as shy as us in their approach, sometimes it's easier for the monsters to rape first and then figure out all the introductions after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047968
i don't wanna be asked out, i wanna be spirited away from my life into a better one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047968
>girl, just ask him out! B urself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045800
>reviewing 3rdworld MREs
Anon gonna get Kiki'd soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046902
AO3 MGE needs a no-futa no-genddrbend filter
>even my shittiest greentexts here arent futa-shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047968
Anon, you misunderstand. Rape is the way monster girls ask you out. It's just a cultural thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45048153
>no-genddrbend

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047996
>Because MGE is femdom
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047968
They live in a world where for most of history, monsters were seen as vile and ugly creatures, and they were under the previous DL. So most human societies are anti-monster. All they hear from anti-monster state propaganda is that they're ugly and vile. So as far as they're aware, they're all ugly 0/10s, 2/10s if they're lucky. But of course, succ mana makes them very beautiful, all of them 10/10s, 9/10 at the worst. So under their false assumption of viewing themselves as ugly, they use unorthodox methods to procure a male.

Now this way of thinking doesn't apply to monsters that live in human states that are friendly to monsters. They're not shy. They're much more lax and confident in wooing a male. But I don't know how common these types of states are. I know Zipangu is one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045800
That's the real good ending, uploading daily vids of you slowly dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45045800
>"Let's get this all out on a tray."
>"Nice!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45048610
>eccentric autismwan reviews all kinds of synthetic mana rations

[Anonymous No.]

>>45048351
Thats how you get eros wurms tunneling in

[Anonymous No.]

I think what MGE really needs is a war fought with combined arms where every monster girl drives their own tank or plane so you never see them but you see the really cool army gear instead and maybe we could add like a third faction who arent aligned with the order or the authoritarian dl and are more like a democratic free country who cause several monsters to defect from sex and embrace consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45048785
Too late, anon has already rope himself. At least it will be easy to buried his corpse thanks to Wurm tunneling abilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>45048785
Nice tunnels, it's will be easier to bury his corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know there are monsters who aren't wurm? I know. I couldn't believe it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45048798
Miss 'Nubis, you need ventilation when you're painting your Wanhammer 40k armies. You're starting to sound cray-cray.

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody have an archive of Slash.Monster? Or, more specifically the fic where the ex-solider was trying to adjust to his new life after earth was subjugated by monsters? The one with the hellhound wife and two daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45048960
LIES. ALL IS WORM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45048962
NO I AM NOT CRAZY ANON I AM NOT GETTING HIGH ON PAINT THINNER AGAIN STFU GET OUT OF MY BASEMENT I NEED TO COLOR EACH INDIVIDUAL FEATHER OF THIS OWLMAGE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SHADE OF BROWN ALL WITH MY COMICALLY LARGE AND INEFFICIENT PAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45048965
Theres an slashmonster archive link on r monstergirlcaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049002
Or just slap some contract paint/quick paint and a little of dry bush...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049138
miss anubis has no coordination, but she does have the power of logistics.
She employs a team of art fairies to paint her miniature army, barking orders from the comfort of her chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049164
That's shit, I will play against those art fairies instead since they are the one who work on it.

[Anonymous No.]

A Slovak kiki asks a Polish kiki if she is fucking her master. The Polish kiki is still looking for a master but she says yes, she is "fucking" her master yet she isn't lying. How is it possible?
In Polish "szukać" means to search/to look for, in Slovak and Czech "šukať/šukat" (pronounced similarly) means to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049219
Nonsense, kikis do not use such vulgar language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049219
German joke

[Anonymous No.]

MGE is literally fetish bait, it always has been it’s been the plan from the very start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049002
Meanwhile Anon's unpainted gray army is still sitting in the box he bought it in, waiting to be unboxed four minutes before the local weekly tourney. And we all know he'll win this week too, like he did all the other weeks for years now. Why the Anubis still hasn't given up and raped him yet is a mystery to all.

[Anonymous No.]

>No kiki to shit on my chest
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just sick of it all. I don't want to anymore. What's the fucking point? Give me one reason not to do it. One fucking reason not to take the shroompill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049302
Because dormice are infinitely better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049307
No more brother wars
Comfy passionate snuggle monsters are all good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049331
But what about monsters that aren't comfy, passionate, and snuggly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049302
Kill yourself french faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049347
What

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lilim or eros to turn my army of minis into real monsters as an ironic punishment for rejecting love and society for so long...
or shrink me and use me as a mini herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049342
Need a new waifu? Why not Zoidberg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049302
The constant hip shaking will get tiring eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049302
Do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049342
Don't care much about 'em
Simple as

[Anonymous No.]

There is not enough art of myconids with fancy outfits nor mad hatters with flat little chests which makes it very hard for me to decide on my favourite shroom.

[Anonymous No.]

In a future MGE world where every female is a monster and every male is an incubus, where monsters are able to give birth to incubi, there exists the equivalent to these threads where incubi fetishize mythical human women.

How do we stop such a curse from befalling our descendants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049431
Properly documenting the history. For the few cases where this doesn't work, they can harmlessly roleplay with Dark Mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>45049350
Get rape by nig in Paris, white flag monkey

[Anonymous No.]

Call regular succs lilims infront of actual lilims.
It REALLY pisses them off you cant tell the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could commission a one-shot MGE doujin from a decent artist what would you wish it to be about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049431
Anon, anthropomorphosis exists, how do you think wolf girls manage to hide among humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049219
Czech Kikis speak funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>Human women fetish
Eww gross.

[Anonymous No.]

did you know rmuw is an anagram of wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45048610
>nice hiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049476
There is practically no difference between them, only in powerlevel. A very weak lilim could be a very strong succubus, or viceversa

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049539
Wurm vs Rmuw? Or Wurm vs Mruw? Wurm vs Ruwm? Wurm vs Urmw?
Or worst of all, Wurm vs Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049539
Wurm backwards is Mruw, the cat Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049568
>my name is Mruw and I am evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049539
did you know that perm rhymes with wurm.
blurm also rhymes with wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049539
did you know cute is an anagram of wurm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You know I’m kind of surprised that Wendigos made it to MGE. I don’t think I’ve seen any piece of japanese media that portrays them.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember; a Cupids arrow is a guaranteed crit and completely ignores defense if it directly strikes your heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049620
Wendigo is mentioned in Demonbane

[Anonymous No.]

god I fucking hate eros extremists.
they take all the air in the room away from other religions.
where are my ares extremists?
where are my bacchus extremists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049611
I don't think this is what they mean by demon binding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049677
all followers of ares are extremists, but unfortunately amazoness and other strong monsters aren't exactly known for their prowess in theological debates.
bacchus extremists are too drunk and hedonistic to do anything but have cocaine fueled sex with their husbands 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049677
DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR POSEIDON

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049677
Ares extremists are just islamists. I don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049736
Pighad! Rape the inceldel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049750
>Mudslims being porcs
Eheh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049768
>mudslimes
absolutely haram

[Anonymous No.]

never mind islam, give me buttdhist monke

[Anonymous No.]

i want the mge religion of big meaty hags

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to fox slopburger

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think her snakes... y'know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049633
I'll just punch the arrow to parry it and make it explode in shrapnel on the cupid and her entire squad to directly strike their hearts and all erogenous zones for ~10 mini-crits each, guaranteeing the success of Phase 1 of my master plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049897
more like AIslop burger, GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049912
That's the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049905
Do I think they what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049905
sing?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049897

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049924
y'know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049633
i wonder, are there cupid baelric slingers, slinging extra condensed love in the form of pink stones

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049905
pubic snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049935
I don't know what you mean. Tell me explicitly

[Anonymous No.]

imagine the most desirable trait of your species being you can produce things that aren't your species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049963
>there could be anything in that egg, even an echidna!
anon may just have a gambling problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049963
>>45049980

I hope sandworms are born tiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037588

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049937
did you know that you can rifle the slinging stone with the sling? by using specific kind of shaped stone (enlongated, kinda like a rugby ball) and placing it in the sling a certain way, when slinged it will spin, and thus fly longer and more accurately, and also have more power to let it bypass windows and thin wood panels easily without deviating too much from the trajectory
You are never safe from the Cupid Slinger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049897
Why do foxes like burguers that much

[Anonymous No.]

melons out
eyes open

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049994
theres no way she isnt a gaint dork with horns like that

[Anonymous No.]

>back to shitsune posting
ugh

[Anonymous No.]

Turkish monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45049963
I just don't like the eggs, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050025
>auntie fox after one fruit flavored beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050034
Mad brapper

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050086
spore-filled braps

[Anonymous No.]

Mushroom Mating Marathon with Matangos, Myconids, and Mad Hatters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050104
Dare you enter the Mushroom Kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050104
myconids in a bouncy castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFhPWM6qqgg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050086
>>45050099
I don't know where you came from but you need to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050011
>tfw you are walking along with your pyrow best friend then all of the sudden you hear a whip crack
>Then something smacks upside your skull
>And you fell
>The moment your pyrow best friend's face appears in your vision, you can't stop thinking about how hot and cute she is, something you've never thought of
> You look away in embarrassment
>before you fall unconscious , you decide to ask her out when you wake up
>The hag cupid looks on a job well done but with all her slinging for so many years, she has yet to find a man
>Doesn;t help that she flees the moment she sees a man but still

[Anonymous No.]

I want a harem of Ancient Evil Hags that I can take to the finest dining establishment in our world. The Cheesecake Factory. Then I'm gonna take them home to turn them into Eternally Good Mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

Can i have some fat ass monsters please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050213
The brain is stored in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050223
you may not like but this is what peak hatter performance looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050223
magic suit pants they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050223
This is a man with a head full of shoes and shoes full of brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050223
hatters scare me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050223
Why should you not play poker with a hatter?
You always get a bum deal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050352
What an Assanine joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050352
Bogie is pleased. A hatter wearing a clown costume and a bogie wearing a hatter suit will be sent to your location.

[Anonymous No.]

i feel like bogie is way more popular than bogey here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050379
clussy is quite a bit better than bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050379
There is one anon obssesed with clowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050407
>just one
there are many clussy enjoyers itt

[Anonymous No.]

show me the bogie without the makeup.
I want to see the woman behind the clown.

[Anonymous No.]

I only want clunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050015
Far from their native homelands, the foxes must find another suitable offering, since lands outside of zipangu don't tend to eat fried tofu, burgers make an acceptable replacement. Though this causes changes to their breasts and ass and causes height growth as well. So if you want your fox wife to grow big and have lots of tails feed her burgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050478
it's clown all the way down

[Anonymous No.]

>*INCOMING TRANSMISSION*
it's not looking good space admiral anon, sensors just picked up a large monster fleet approaching orbit, they outnumber you ten-to-one, are approaching from a high out-of-plane trajectory and your low on ammo AND delta-v
Good Luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oMHME8XmtE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050352
DOHOHOHO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050478
anon, sorry to say this but,they are born with the marking you call makeup
>>45050492
clunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050478
Boogies secretly just DE warped elves wearing clown makeup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050511
but how do I know who the real bogie is?
What if I want a serious moment with my clown wife?

[Anonymous No.]

Always wondered how a demon or succubus would react to someone who's suicidally depressed that summoned a succubus or demon and wanted them to dry fish them.
I feel like they'd be horrified

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050500
>anubis is play autism simulators again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050528
MY SLA- SERVANT IS NOT AUTISTIC! I HAD HER TESTED AND SHE GOT A PERFECT SCORE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050500
I just need to hold out for 30 minutes on this mission, then get bailed out by my ally Apophis Mengsk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050521
thats the thing she always serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050500
engagement would be unwise, best to use our remaining DV to put ourself in an awkward orbit to force them to waste as much time and DV getting to us and wait for help

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050500
get really drunk then get the several hunderd extra American sized dark matter nukes I have ready to be used, then start blasting till they run out

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050584
I don't understand the perspective at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050543
you'd have a bogie represent you in court?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050523
>demon plays the part so that he doesn't suspect anything
>gives him the most tender, loving cuddlefuck ever
>extra charm magic and kisses so that he really gets into it
>anon closes his eyes as exhaustion overtakes him, content to let go
>wakes up being held like a daki
This will be his life now.

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE A STRESS RELIEF HUG PILLOW FOR A MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050575
>Interpret
>flyby in 16 seconds
>flyby in 10 seconds
>enemy is firing 100MW Titanium:Sapphire Violet Laser Turret Mount
>allied dark matter missile has been disabled
>allied dark matter missile is out of delta-v
>allied dark matter missile has been disabled(x2)
>allied dark matter missile is out of delta-v(x2)
>(x3)
>(x4)
>(x5)
>(x6)
>(x7)
>(x8)
>(x9)
>(x10)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050725
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050712
Okay, monster will be your stress relief hug pillow. I’ll send a really soft and eager one that will grip you and make you comfy even as you cum between her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050731
all you need to know is anon is gonna be a hot water bottle real soon

[Anonymous No.]

How many ghouls are you man enough to handle by yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037588

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050749
i see. fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050725
>implying im using missles
im kinda old fashioned and use massive slings

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050692
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050758
wurms are actually born really intelligent but they hit their head on their mother's tail on the way out so they carry on the tradition of being functionally retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050500
just do a warp jump over to a planet of wurms then just live there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050789
but anon, she will make bad puns in her closing statement!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050809
well she will get plapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050500
>"Send the emergency alarm, I want to see all the crew in escaped pods launched to the nearest friendly planet in maximum 5 minutes."
>"Helmsman, direct the ship in their future trajectory, 6 minutes from now, and run to the nearest pod.
>"Lieutenant, I will start the light drives and send them to hell with me, you're now the new leader, take care of them."
>"Hello here is your captain, it has been a pleasure to sail with you, good bye."
>The deck is now empty
>Tiny LEDs showing that all the escaped pods have successfully been launched
>The enemy vessel is clearly visible in the dark space
>Finally open that old wine, savouring a last glass, one hand pushing the hyperdrive command
>"Farewell"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050128
I think you mean particle accelerator

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050919
high speed fully elastic collisions with myconids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050500
get my undead ready for a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050928
Now throw in a barometz

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050928
>>45050919
A myconid dropped from a height is a perpetual motion machine.

[Anonymous No.]

Marrying a centaur family girl is basically a 2-in-1. You get two vagoos for the price of one. Enjoy the perks of bigamy and monogamy at the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051035
Centaur is too normie for me, I need that Bicorn loving, a sinful horse that likes to watch and be watched by the other wives.

[Anonymous No.]

meaty hatter, meaty matango or meaty myconids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051046
Sexing the cuckhorse more than any other harem member to let everyone know who the alpha is

[Anonymous No.]

The weak should fear the strong.

[Anonymous No.]

Become undead outlive the elves.

[Anonymous No.]

did somebody say 'I want to fuck a cursed sword!'?
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051145
the sword is ugly wont cut, is unwieldy, and is dull
I like my messer-obasan better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051160
Anon, she is exor. The greatest sword of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

What mamonos would prepare the best ramen? The Japanese curry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051166
Poke the fluffy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051167
curry slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051166
bullshit, shes an swordshaped club, shes morbidly obese with that near 90 degree edge angle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051167
dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051180
Slander.
Why, back in her hayday she could cut through anyone who stood against her.
Yes, she's a little pudgy in her advanced age, but give her a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051145
Does she have seiba face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051166
Travelling blade with the dhampir rangers?

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the ideal monster wife for taking a nice Sunday drive in the minivan with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051190
she needs a serious edge reprofiling to be more like XIV-chan or XVIIIc-chan

[Anonymous No.]

What would famous cursed swords be like?

Think durandal, excalibur, or muramasa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051225
He-man's sword bitch slapping the local lich

[Anonymous No.]

Would you make-out with Bapho-chan?
Be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051183
>>45051178
Oh, didn't think about them at all, you're right but it feels really weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051236
I couldn't because she's KC's soul-bound waifu already so the universe wouldn't allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051236
Sorry, I'm not into the bodies of children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051236
Baphomets just seem really annoying to me so no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051225
mursmasa would be a creepy edgelord. excalibur would be haughty and argonant has the British mouth and debuff
Durandal tomboy and genki but with the french debuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051248
There's no indication that's the case. But suppose you end up in an MGE world where she's single and has no soul-bound mate yet. Would you make-out with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051225
>Excalibur - Royal, haughty, and noble. Always going off about chivalry and the traits necessary for a king or queen or knight. Her valor is unmatched. A complete bottom in bed.
>Durandal - Large and muscular. Strongest cursed sword there is. Mighty in combat. Gets sweaty and likes facesitting
>Muramasa - Chuuni. Unmatched in swordplay. Wears all black clothing. Insists on her samurai outfit being authentic despite being covered in spikes. Calls her pussy 'night vengeance milker'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037588

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051258
No because she's already KC's waifu and taking someone's waifu is cringe. Give me any unclaimed baph and I'd make out and then put her in anal mating press for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051261
durandal is french tho
she would be very much a bottom and love if you test out her toughness and yes will let you know she is getting off to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051281
Cute. She is still big and strong though, right?
I don't know much about roland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051281
We are not like that... She would be a strong tomboy, faithful and ready to slaughter(cut with demon silver just like any cursed sword) those fucking Englishmen just like Jeanne d'arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051298
rude.
i have nothing against the french.
give me big strong tomboy.

[Anonymous No.]

So no love for Bapho-chan.

What about Runya Runya? Would you make-out with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051311
I would flick her forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45037588
>repentance starts with getting on your knees

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050699
the best end all sad lonely men will be cuddled until mindbroken

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051314
If you make her cry, I'm gonna have to beat you up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051288
yup, she would be, also would love if you slept on top of her
also would be a nun with holy relics
She just loves marble, like was too much
>>45051298
french tho, they are rather kinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051307
Sorry unless your a English archer from the 100 years war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051316
I wanna do penance with her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051324
It doesn't matter where someone comes from.
Someone who likes monster girls is a friend of mine.
Have a wetherspoon's oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051324
You're*
That's embarrassing.
>>45051321
We are not German...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051345
Based oni enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051349
anon, may i mention the moulin rouge or the Mengae a trios? french are kinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051364
something something kitkat club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051317
I'll make every monster cry!

[Anonymous No.]

On the subject of european monsters, I'll take your entire stock of french paps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051311
I'd have my dick make-out with her womb

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get into a fist fight with a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Alexandria would be the hottest yet most delicate sword girl, can cut with ease but she is easy to upset and needs lots of gentle care to make sure she happy and in her sharpest form
also is choco
Katzbeger is a cat girl, rather short et very meaty, is crass, will molest you and loves get up close and personal
Messer is german, honest, methodical yet complex, and loves getting drunk, also is mistaken for a simple knife which pisses her off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051364
Ok fine, wouldn't be here otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051412
i'd take alexandria, shes best wafiu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, I missed the mushroom posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051456
its sword posting time now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051468
>>45051455
these aren't swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051455
>>45051468
Trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051475
they are living whips and nooses

[Anonymous No.]

Give me the lady of the lake, who is just a sociable slime that likes to hook up femcel cursed swords with strangers who stumble onto her lake.

[Anonymous No.]

Cow or snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051495
>simple slime that just throws weird looking swords at men and women that come along
>apparently she's really popular so it must be working!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051495
>>45051495
Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing femcel cursed swords is no basis for a stable marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051511
Yeah but are the swords happily married to the men they're given to? If so I think the slime knows a little more about happy marriages than you do, pal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051495
>>45051508
but the slime told me I was the true king of wonderland...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051530
Have fun being a dog boy, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh, you woke up in a strange bed surrounded by three different monsters! Which monsters did you get? No rerolls and you can't escape since it's a recall bed https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051528
All I'm saying was I just went on a walk and then this slime throws a sword hilt first at me and the next thing I know I'm taking a cursed sword and 4 cursed butterknives to disneyland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>owl mage
>living doll
>liliraune
Three girls I don't like. Bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
Ah yes my three wives, just a normal day in my married life

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051545
>lots of kids which means you hit it off pretty good
>obviously make enough money to go on vacations
I dunno anon sounds like a stable marriage to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>Kiki
>Dark angel
>Imp
What a weird combination

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>Lilim
>Bicorn
>Inari

Well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051236
With her stature I’d probably be awkward and pretend not to take her seriously, but give in and dive down her throat the moment she starts getting forceful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051554
>Their personalities are so unbearably good that you can't help but fall deeply in love
There are no bad ends in MGE anon, you will fall in love with your wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051577
Nope, that's a bad end for me. Not the worst bad end I could have gotten, but it's still a bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>tsurara-onna
>dullahan
>raiju
eh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>goblin
>will-o-wisp
>dark matter

to think it would be so bad that id unironically pick a goblin.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

its so fucking cold outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>Ghoul
>Wurm
>Dryad

There is no bed, logically I’ve been tree’d by the dryad and the ghoul’s still licking “sap” off me. The tree-crushing wurm worries me though.

[Anonymous No.]

We need to find a way to harvest jiangshi flopping titty energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051627
>YOU ARE SMOL
>IT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE HORNS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051633
danuki handwarmers just mean she shoves your hands between her breasts for $1000 a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051647
Gonna need to spend some time experimenting with getting slammed around by titties, I'll figure something out eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>45051627
>Nigger hand
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Back. Here is cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>Houri
>Kejourou
>Vampire
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051318
Every day I remain unmindbroken hurts

[Anonymous No.]

looks like its the time of the day where the thread goes to shit again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051704
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>Mad hatter
>Charibydis
>Bapho
Nope I really don't like those, I will help them to get they desired husband and they will help me in return with finding a bunyip, a kiki or a chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>sphinx, kraken, weresheep
I could probably live with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>familiar
>Alice
>imp
uoooooooooohhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

To all the anons saying they wouldn't be happy with a specific monster I don't think you guys realize how individualistic they would be, or how different each individual would look, and act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
don't think I get an opinion here

[Anonymous No.]

Attempting to hold back hellhound titties from engulfing my face but unable to lift their unusually heavy metal chain bra

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>Shoggoth
>Medusa
>Giant Ant
Forget escaping, I don't know if I can even move a muscle to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051690
cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051917
Samefagging is bad, mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051923
You can't lose your virginity to a sandworm. Every sexual act with one is basically just a blowjob. And so, while yes, it make seem like you're having sex; you're not. You're still a virgin because all it is is just elaborate blowjobs.

This actually comes with an advantage though. You get all the benefits of sex, but you can still attain wizardhood as you're still technically a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>werewolf
>automaton
>demon
Weird combo, I have a feeling the demon is behind it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051819
I'm not interested in non fluffy mamonos or lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

Every aspect of a fox is deception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052001
But what if one tells you that they lie? Are they trying to deceive you into thinking they deceive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052032
They're using paradoxes to fuck with your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052001
Cute fox from.tjenshrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
>Jiangshi
>Kakuen
>Gazer
I...count this as a win desu

[Anonymous No.]

high faith
low intelligence

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052107
i need her in my party

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051926
I'm too busy aiming for a playable prototype by the end of the month to post here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052107
damn i love girls with like incredibly simple faces

[Anonymous No.]

post old monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Hit her with everything we got

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052107
A flat-earther...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051647
Hard on my flank, I'm going in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052161
Like a pettanko gnome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052179
Pettan, pettan tsurupettan~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051236
I'd make out with Momonika. And a lot of monster girl lolis that aren't in a sabbath at all.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore spines in voodoo dolls of hubby ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052395
voodoo doll + hebi fire

[Anonymous No.]

>Siege mode active. Run while you can, meatbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052414
>...
>There. User, I said the lines you provided as requested.
>System note - Cringe of delivered lines well in excess of guidelines. Would you like to get a life? y/n

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052414
>"Do another!"
>Sigh. "You have been terminated."

[Anonymous No.]

>Would You Like to Sign My Petition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052469
hang on this isn't a petition

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052469
I want to sign it by drawing a tattoo over her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052414
I would make my automaton recite terminator lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052469
I like those non explicit lewd pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052414
would install linux from scratch on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052557
Automaton:"Anon Coomer.... Live with me if you want to Come."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
This is going to be "educational"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051965
Don’t believe her lies, anons! Sandworms try to sell this as a loophole to the unassuming celibate, but anons don’t realize their reproductive holes are in the tongue until it’s too late! Incubization isn’t worth falling from wizardhood!

[Anonymous No.]

Soon, soon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn run temple os on your 2998 automaton in the year 3023

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052797
>this thing is soon
it belongs in the trash, that is not a walk animation, it looks horrible

[Anonymous No.]

His animations are actually getting worse as time goes on. Maybe his neurodegenerative disease is finally entering the terminal stages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052819
It's amusing how he thinks this shit will win people over, because I cannot fathom any other reason for posting it over and over again with practically no positive responses.

[Anonymous No.]

That thing walks like a five year old making their Barbie doll walk.

[Anonymous No.]

she takin the steppy

[Anonymous No.]

I infect my automatons with succuviruses

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a hag demon take away your chance at wizard hood and forcibly make you her warlock husband through marriage pact

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052846
Something something mavericks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052846
>infect
succuvirus are an important part of the digital ecosystem

[Anonymous No.]

Mick, try making a minecraft mod, people might actually use it and your animaiton will fit a lot better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052846
i just add the unapproved venus mod to the automaton maid that raised me instead of my human parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052797
Imagine trying to reinvent the wheel when Koikatsu is better than whatever that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052902
i cant wait for the newest honeycome mods

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052797
Good, now animate her T-Posing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052902
>Koikatsu
Did you not hear?

[Anonymous No.]

>engaging with m*ck
have you learned nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052846
Succuvirus?
Is this malware?

[Anonymous No.]

so what if i install the hagvirus onto my new age automatom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052469
Wide blue demon hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053007
Hear what? I know the company went under, don't know much else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053018
just keep them contained on a comptuer you don't use.
they are just lines of code, what can they do to hurt/rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053007
>>45053033
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052797
Mick, why are you doing this to yourself? This animation could've been God tier and you would still be shit on here, you are genuinely just hurting yourself out of pure spite and it's just awful. I genuinely sympathize with you and like I said before reach out to other artists, this place has nothing here for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053055
>reach out to other artists
Bold of you to assume he can interract with anyone without turning them into enemies in record time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053015
At least we know good Trolls will get plenty of attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053084
I think most people are inherently good and just need the proper environment to thrive, I think Mick just needs people in his life to help encourage him. I don't hate him or think he's evil, just lonely and fucked up like everyone else here.

[Anonymous No.]

>45053122
Oh great it's this fucking retard again desperate to damage control for his fucking faggot furnigger friend. Everyone ignore this cocksucker he's proven himself to just be another shitposter trying to get people to accept the mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053122
Some people are not most people. Some people can never be cured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053122
>or think he's evil,
Because you are a naive dumbass, he was a shitty person before the whole spat with KC, before even infesting this thread with his presence.
Source: had to deal with his bullshit since 2021

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053037
you WILL marry your computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053172
What was he called back then? Sure wasn't going by mick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053172
I don't know if he was shitty or not but being a shitty person at some point doesn't make you evil anon. Feel like most of us are kinda shitty
What he do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053322
>at some point
He's been complete fucking cancer for nearly an entire fucking year now shitposting on multiple fronts and inviting all sorts of retards to shit this thread up. Fucking kill yourself for trying to excuse this faggot's behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053122
He's unironically psycho, there's nothing good in that insane faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053322
Spending so much time among various online communities only to annoy people very much qualifies you as a shitty person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45051544
I wish anons would write a bit more about what they think would happen in these situations instead of just listing the mamono and saying if they like it or not.
Like, do you run away, try to bargain with them, or just accept it? How do they react, and what was their original plan in summoning you? Stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053360
I'd be happy to but if you don't invite it at the start I assume I'll look like an weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053168
Eh I can't agree with that, maybe I'm just biased because I've been a shitty person in the past though.
>>45053151
Not friends with the Mick, matter of fact I think he should leave here, for his own good. I don't want people to just blindly accept everyone, but I feel like monsters and my waifu specifically would want us to be as kind and considerate as possible. I just try to be as empathetic as I can. think about how much pain Mick has to be in to do this shit y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053372
Eat shit, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053360
>Kiki
She would probably be cleaning or trying to pamper me/comfort me if I'm scared
>Imp
Probably rape me
>Dark angel
Corrupt me and the other two into being sex pests, would definitely not take no for an answer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053369
>I assume I'll look like an weirdo.
Not really. Doesn't have to be a novel or anything, but it's much nicer when people post stuff that can serve as a hook for a conversation or small subthread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053360
>run away
It's a recall bed, you'll just end up at the same place eventually
>bargain
they'll just rape you
>accept it
see above answer
Nothing matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053407
Good girls indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053347
Being unwanted on an image board doesn't make someone a shitty person. Otherwise everyone who posted in the original /a/ threads would have been a shitty person and so would everyone who posted during the move to /jp/, boards historically did not want the threads at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053332
I'm not excusing him anon, his shitting up the threads is annoying as hell but I don't think is enough to warrant calling someone evil.
>>45053339
I think there's good in everyone, I just don't think he's putting himself in the proper environment for it to foster. I've been a shithead in the past but I'm not now
>>45053347
Yeah his shitting up the threads was horrible, but I genuinely just think the Mick needs a better and different environment. Also to get away from MGE since it's clearly fucking him up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053407
Would you fuck off with this unfunny fucking bunkernigger trash? Nobody wants to read shitty topical/political "humor" with a shitty image with a monster girl image shopped into it and vague implications of them in side articles jesus fucking christ. Nobody liked this fucking years ago when fucking faggots like you tried posting their shit here back then either.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fufufu anon, I'm going to rape you.
yawn
>a-are you yawning?
sorry I've just heard it from every other monster girl before, anything else?
>well uh... I'm going to corrupt you and make you fall to pleasure!
zzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>45043984
THE ULTIMATE IN FLUFF AND CUDDLE TECHNOLOGY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053436
>>45053438
>this desperate to make people think the faggot mick is some little good boy who didn't mean to hurt anyone and how people should stop being mean to him
You're so fucking obvious with what you're trying to do. Fuck off you stupid cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053441
>well uh... I'm going to corrupt you and make you fall to pleasure!
How would this not make you go into defiant instaloss mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053436
>Being unwanted
Now this is total bullshit, he's unwanted because of explicit, purposeful malicious behavior, not because he's some kind of an unfortunate misfit. I won't bother responding anymore, this shit reeks of foul play and I'm starting to agree with >>45053458

[Anonymous No.]

>find kot hag in bad end bar
>sit on her lap
>fall asleep
SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053458
I don't like people being mean to him, but I don't blame you guys. He shit up the threads for ages constantly it pissed me off too. I still don't hate the guy and want him to suffer, I would rather him get better. One of the biggest pulls to MGE for me was happy endings, I feel like my waifu would want me to try to help people reach those endings. Probably the biggest reason I'm so empathetic now actually, that and my own past shittiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053427
>It's a recall bed, you'll just end up at the same place eventually
Not necessarily, they might just rape you wherever they catch you after giving you some advantage. Maybe they are competing to see who can catch you first, and that mamono gets your mana before the others. The chase is the fun part
>hey'll just rape you
Not if i convince them that doing something else might be more fun/exciting
>see above answer
It's not rape if you consent. Having you accept them and try to go the lovey-dovey route might get an emotional reaction out of certain mamono who think they need to take you by force or coerce you in some other way. Also what they do with you is the interesting part, and it doesn't have to be outright rape. You just severely lack imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053492
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053436
>everyone who posted in the original /a/ threads would have been a shitty person and so would everyone who posted during the move to /jp/
Did everyone who posted in the original /a/ threads post there out of spite? Because that particular cunt directly admitted that's his primary motivation.

[Anonymous No.]

Got any sweaty monsters?
The sweatier, the better.
I need a sweaty monster butt right this fucking second or I will explode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053486
what i do is just kick in the door and grab one for my shy clients, then toss a clown flavored eros grenade into the room I've locked the both of them in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053486
She will bash your head with a bottle of Scrumpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053444
BIGGER, FLUFFIER, STRONGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053510
Detonate then

[Anonymous No.]

>succuvirus physically transforms your computer into a succubus
>succuputer tries to seduce you
>tell succuputer her filesystem contains a paper that's due tomorrow and the only thing you're doing tonight is finishing it
>"...fine"
>succuputer sits down and shows your her peripheral ports
>plug the keyboard, mouse and monitor into her and get back to work
>"I'm going to rape you so hard when that paper is done"
>tell her to stop distracting you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053492
You are one retarded fuck. He's a subhuman rat that does nothing but acts out of pure malice for other people and deserves euthanization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053492
Preach. I feel sorry for all the anons that just live to be angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053522
I'd prefer the sweaty monster booba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053493
I severely doubt a tsurara is even capable of being "lovey dovey". Again all these options just eventually end in rape so what's the point in writing something that wouldn't happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053510
Accompany her in the shower too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053525
that's cheating she cant become my computer.
succuvirus don't even have consciousness, they are just lines of code!
at least shes obedient.
last time I get any limtel parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053510
A single drop of hellhound sweat could destroy me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053055
It's theoretically the monster girl thread full of monster girl fans. There is no reason not to post.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you put a chesh in shibary since they're prankster and teleporters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053492
>One of the biggest pulls to MGE for me was happy endings, I feel like my waifu would want me to try to help people reach those endings. Probably the biggest reason I'm so empathetic now actually, that and my own past shittiness
I don't remember writing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053570
It's not for you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053582
I assume this is why the harpydev left too but he had analytics to show it.

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing monstergirls interact with the animals that they're based on would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Mick is only here because the moderation is shit and the other threads collectively kicked/bullied him out
If jannies actually did their jobs he wouldn't be able to post anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053595
Kot reading kot literature

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053492
Reminder that mick is a person who not only is malicious in what he does, but he fully understands why he's doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053604
Shame thanks to retarded shitheels like >>45053492 and moderation so fucking incompetent they might as well not even exist it's likely this cancer is going to stay for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053604
How about you post monstergirls instead of pushing drama for hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053614
How about you fuck off from this thread so we can finally be rid of your cancer and actually have fun posting monster girls without you hanging over our heads and ruining everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053546
>tsurara onna
Perfect target for lovey-dovey correction. Now put your brain to work, i'm not doing it for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053614
It's hard to believe any of this is genuine when they don't even pretend to stay on topic. Giving a troll (you)s won't make him stop. Having an autistic meltdown won't make him stop. Drama posting for hours won't make him stop. Either this is a ploy to derail the threads or anon is new to the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

shaved legs are for the weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053621
she's creepy though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053648
>japanese shadman

[Anonymous No.]

Could be one of us right now if we weren't on this gay earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053670
unfunny trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053688
I liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053663
I think this meme is unfair to Asanagi. As far as I know, he's kept his degeneracy to his comics, unlike Shadman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053693
probably because you're retarded and like dumb shit for redditors

[Anonymous No.]

What monster has the single hardest counter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053715
>I think this meme is unfair to Asanagi.
It's not. They're both shit artists that draw complete dogshit and deserve nothing but mockery same with shindoll and mizuryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053724
Vampire. Throw some minced garlic at her and then stand outside in the sunlight and watch her wail in horny hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053725
Asanagi is possible one of the best artists around even if I dislike his maledom content.

[Anonymous No.]

so why havent you gotten a yandere monster gf?
they are pretty easy to keep in line

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053745
You don't get a yandere monster gf. She gets you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053737
>Asanagi is possible one of the best artists around
nice meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053648
shit, the fox is on to my secret weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053745
What about a yandere momster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053688
Sorry, I tried something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053737
>Asanagi
>NTR
>Tranny tier fetish
>Monster boy
>Best Artist

Fucking kill yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053764
thats would be very rare like one in billion chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053774
You forgot maledom in your list

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053774
Yeah I don't care about any of that I just saw the doujin with the draph who was a guild master or something but then gets slammed by orc men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053789
We get it, you're a faggot. You don't need to give us the specifics.

[Anonymous No.]

Incubi are basically monster boys what is your problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053789
>>45053830
Neck yourself mick

[Anonymous No.]

I see this faggot has moved onto this piece of bait now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053830
"Incubus
Human men who have been violated by mamono mana, whose nature is vastly changed. They are often also treated as monsters, but technically all monsters are female, so no matter what, the incubi are just humans who have taken their nature from monsters.",
word for word from the Monster Girl, Encyclopedia I, next time read the book, you fucking tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45052797
There is a site that can animate that stuff for you, there’s YouTube videos about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>lore 'tism time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053891
>lie
>proven to be lying
>not crying that you were proven to be lying

[Anonymous No.]

This is why we should have a non-MGE thread next time.

[Anonymous No.]

(you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053921
So you can post ntr and gacha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053648
>>45053663
Asanagi's a far better artist than KC as evidenced by how he got commercial work faster despite being around for less time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053981
You mean post monster girls? Then yes. Besides MGEfags post NTR on their own so that must mean it's allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054003
Ah so then furry diaper scat artists are better than KC since they get commissioned all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054003
I think kc avoids drawing doujins because he really favors the same 3/4s angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054011
Stop feeding the insane irishman

[Anonymous No.]

How can she find it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054047
She knows where it is. She's only pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054047
She can't sadly it's lost forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054047
this chesh is a fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054057
So what's her endgame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054047
This chesh is all boobs no brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054063
making stew for husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054061
not fat enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>45050025
This guys foxes are stupid meaty

[Anonymous No.]

Eternal darkness. Well, that's just great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054082
not like theres a shortage of meaty foxes by any stretch of the imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054084
Just turn on the lights dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054118
Truly I could die happy just being in the presence of so many meaty foxgirls. Teleported right to Foxville and dying upon seeing so many

[Anonymous No.]

aside from cow tits, I really like the rest of minos and holsts and hakus.
cute tail.
cute horns.
cute butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Do NOT teleport to foxville
The foxes there are not used to human contact and their tails are effectively really angry snakes with a mind of their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054131
Why die, when you can maryy one and live with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054146
>>45054149
I would have no choice in the matter, why heart would fail within the first sixty seconds of arriving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054141
cow >>>>>>>>> fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054146
>their tails are effectively really angry snakes with a mind of their own.
i somehow dont believe that shes doing it involuntarily when she is looking at me like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054162
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054141
Minos are not just pretty, but fun to hang out with too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054162
how are they different again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054181
moo to you sir.
>>45054183
I love minos. I think they would make me happier than any other monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054146
Maybe all those OTHER guys couldn't handle it, but it's a cinch if you know how to handle them. Trust me, guys like you or me? We'll be fiiiiiiine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054188
I must be fucked chemically in the brain, all I can think about is how nice it would be to sleep with my head between those pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054188
cows love humans and are good companions. you could hug a cow and she would be happy.
foxes are nasty little sneaks who poke holes in condoms and think only of how to get more tofu and make more foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053492
You have your heart in the right place, but there are some individuals who you're just not going to reach. That dude isn't going to get any better without professional help and he clearly isn't interested in it. Ignoring him is honestly the most humane thing you can do for him at this point.
That said, don't let the riffraff take that empathy away from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054224
those are baseless rumors Anon. foxfags would never use condoms

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful out there guys, the sabbath is using dirty tricks to try and get lonely young men (or as they call them oni-chans) to join them.

[Anonymous No.]

Angelic brown loli sex in the name of Eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054309
sorry dorks but I'm only interested in vinyl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054214
foxoplasmosis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054161
That's what Dr. Lich's services are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053492
>. He shit up the threads for ages constantly
Yeah I don't really remember this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054316
Oh no... it's true...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054013
That's a limit of his artistic ability if he can only draw the same view over and over

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054309
No thanks, losers. I’m not in to lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054305
>fox spends hours poking holes in condoms to trick her future husband
>on night one he tells her to throw them away and never buy any more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054305
Honestly, it's tempting to buy condoms, and wait until she's poking holes in them to catch her red handed. I want to watch her face melt from pouty guilt to horny relief when she realizes i never intended to use them in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054316
>>45054214
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054309
Sorry ladies, I'm not a young man anymore.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45054358
Me between the breasts

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054309
The joke is on them. Once we start swapping essence, my tastes are going to change their bodies from that of children into 20ish year old women. They'll be expelled from the Sabbath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054412
But that's not how that works

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054309
"who the fuck uses CDs anymore?"

[Anonymous No.]

Put marmite on your penis and watch the beast women run in fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054412
The expats from the sabbath that outgrow their loli bodies due to their husbands preferences form a group called the Boobished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054448
Don't do this. Bunyips can smell marmite from miles away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054461
arent they too shy to do anything about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054461
marmite you'll be fine with bunyips.
vegemite on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054448
Marmite is for new zealand monsters, you need to use vegemite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054461
smear marmite on your lips and give a bunyip a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054488
What would a kiwi harpy look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054448
help they are running in the opposite direction to what you said and hellhounds are fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054497
Short, no arms and a big, fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054497
>looks at the size of a kiwi
>looks at the size of a kiwi's egg
I have concerns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054497
Tiny little IMAGINE tier harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054515

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054504
marmite activates dogs.
even kikis are helpless to the 'mite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45053441
If my succubus gf said “fufufu give me all your seed” I’d probably burst out laughing so uncontrollably I’d be unable to finish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054526
My present is babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054183
Profile description:
>eat
>sex
>sleep
>repeat

Riveting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054583
I know, right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054583
Genuinely does anon, bonus points if they call you their teddy bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054633
All I want is to sleep with my monsterwife. Not even sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054224

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054633
Good lord, you don't know how bad I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054654
Tell her to buy normal chewing gum next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054657
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054657
Don't post off-topic images

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054657
nice cait sith picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054497

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054671
this bird better be read for some serious plapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054649
Need sleep. Need sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054671
maledom monster detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054680
>every sheep you count joins the cuddle pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054678
Sorry anon, she is iliterate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054671
Someone post an emu harpy to scare off any aussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054680
Sheep lap is deadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054671
Fun fact:kiwi are the type of animal which will have only one partner for life,so kiwi are good candidates for monsterization.

[Anonymous No.]

Next thread will be better and more comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054726
She'll need a husband she can rely on when carrying a monstrous kiwi egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054441
i use them to keep birds from making nests on my porch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054746
>Harpies just take them to use in their CD players back at the nest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054728
Fuck off gachanigger. You're one of the reasons why this thread sucks ass now. Take the fucking mick with you back to /vg/ where you both belong.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone needs their meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054700
Reading bedtime stories to wife until she learns to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054696
Gonna start a farm with all the breeding those girls are gonna be subjected to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054837
>9 sheepgirls turning into 80 in just a few short years

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054728

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why are foxfaggots such cancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054896
we can teach them