Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

NEED FAT DOPPEL ASS

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[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

dont forget anons: despite how lovey and dovey they are on the outside, cupids actually have a massive arsenal of demon silver weapons they are just itching to try out.
wont you make her day and be ignorant?

[Anonymous No.]

post ya nuns, post ya nuns it be nunday

[Anonymous No.]

BEHOLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646356
Are fox hags unbalanced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646356
i see not a nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646368
Unbalanced, unhinged, crazed from loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646345
Realm silver play sounds interesting. On the other hand, I imagine it's like having an area numbed for a brief surgery. It doesn't hurt, but you can still feel something poking around in there, ack.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire Cat is great and all, but where is the official Gazer figurine?

[Anonymous No.]

enjoy a glass of fresh, pure Marune mamono milk in plain, chocolate or strawberry today.
Marune, our girls are built for dairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646341
Get canadian healthcare you shitposting faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646394
i only take wurm jabberwock, bogie milk, do they have those flavors?

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>>42646373
I offer myself to hags

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>>42646373
>when she finds out that cute man she's been texting was a Cheshire catfishing her the whole time
Have Cheshires gone too far?

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful of beastmen that act like they don't want to shower/bath, they're just trying to lure you into the tub so that when you try to wash them, you have sweaty, soapy shower sex instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646373
>young foxes are calm and cool because they accept the male shortage
>the hags are actually feral sex beasts because they've been here since the transformation and STILL dont have a male to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a reprooducer

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646452
AHHHH IM REPRODOOOOCING

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646413
a well endowed wurm on a dairy farm. some poor anon will be repairing fences and stalls all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646437
have a lot less popular hag then

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646473
>tfw shes 4 times your size
perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646477
thats most wurms tho, and wurm herding is pretty easy, just need some good music and they will follow you while slithering to the beat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646473
Big rabbits are for picking fights with

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646501
Big rabbits are for using as big fluffy warm mattresses

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to call fox hags cradle-robbers. They love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646516
>>42646516
imma call them chicken diddlers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333
Fat Doppel ass in high demand lately?
>>42646484
I dunno, seed makes for an unusual fertilizer, it's normally supposed to be sown.

[Anonymous No.]

How big and tall are amazoness on average?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646550
they are 4'5"

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't disturb her, she's computing how much she loves you
it is a very lengthy calculation

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646550
As big and tall as they need to be within reason

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>>42646571

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>>42646385
Yes and no. As far as I understand it it wounds your mana rather than your physical body. So in one way yeah, it'd make your limbs lose strength similar to how muscle relaxants or anesthesia work but it's also more fun to imagine it making that area more sensitive to touch as well. With a throbbing, dull heat spreading from the area you were cut by a realm silver weapon.

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>>42646550
Tall enough to carry her husband with ease, at minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333

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>>42646558
Womenlet lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646637
He's pulling your leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646345
>Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire six arrows or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow all the mana in your body clean out, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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[Anonymous No.]

the only crime that is not gay is tax evasion

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333
Squid milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646725
Squid milking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646356
>>42646373
>Adventurer anon comes by a hag fox
>Checks her status
>Sex starved (STR+++, DEF++, SPD++++)
>Hungry Womb (Deals double DMG vs males)
>Crazy (Immune to charisma skills)
>Desperate for love (Insta-loses to seduction skills)
>9 wicked tails (inflicts a mofu debuff to physical attackers)
>Milk-prone (+400% milk production when pregnant)

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>>42646671
What if I don't have legs?

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>>42646388
Eye stalks would be a pain to deal with.
Same with that long wild hair and all that goo too.
Now that I think about it, it's a miracle that she receives so much fanart despite being hard to draw.

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>>42646744
How are you supposed to counter this? The charisma resistance makes any seduction skill checks more likely to fail, and the boosted strength and 2x damage means a fight is practically one sided unless you get a lucky critical hit.

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>>42646744
You're forgetting the secret +300% fixable modifier. It doesn't show up in the overlay, but data miners have confirmed that foxes will go from ravenous love-starved spinsters to domestic giga-milfs in a fraction of the time of any other mamono besides kikis and shogs.

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>>42646763
thats why you just dress nice and ask if she has enough wits to understand you so she can clean herself up so she can go on a date with you

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to stab myself with the no love arrow so my potential monster partner doesn't have to deal with me or my problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646750
You get an assistance wan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646750
then crawl or run with your hands to greilas clinc

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646349
I love nunday~

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646368
they're perfectly safe provided you follow the OSHA guidelines

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646500
Wurms cannot resist a good beat

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>>42646821
tend to also to be known as mofu holsts since there are villages of very old foxes whos bodies are so meaty and fertile that they lactate normally with being pregnant
>>42646843
they have cute little dances for everything

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>>42646861
>withoug being pregnant
fuck i need to sleep but sleep is for the weak

[Anonymous No.]

cheshire's the first time i've entertained the idea of buying a figurine.
stupid cat get out of my head

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>>42646879
that other anon wasn't joking when he said they were a year out at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646884
that doesn't make the cat get out of my head

[Anonymous No.]

>Chesh stumbles upon a very tired and depressed Anon
>Makes it her job to get Anon to smile
Romantic comedy or something I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>want to cuddle and pillow talk a monster who rapes and is rough in bed
>would probably fall asleep after all the cooming
I’ll stay awake next time! I swear!

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>>42646446
Trolling ancient foxes is the last thing Cheshire-chan should do

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>>42646907
>big monster wife takes pride in fucking you into a coma
>loves feeling you fall asleep on top of her after demolishing your pelvis
>you try your best to stay awake and pillow talk her before passing out
>fail every time
>one night you manage to mumble something about discussing daughter names before passing out
>wife is less rough the next time you fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646933
>Cheshire chan was cursed to be Cheshire-obasan

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>>42646947
i mean they're already sort of cursed by QoH
how many curses can you pack in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646963
>sort of cursed by QoH
In their case she did it as a blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646961
>pov: the morning after

[Anonymous No.]

>oniwife promises she’ll crush less bones than usual tonight
>she’s fucking lying again

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646963
not much since shes now doomed to grow as old the poor nice old fox she trolled and stilll be alone and she will be as meaty and saggy as her as well

[Anonymous No.]

>What are you doin' in my swamp?

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>>42647001
i was thrown as sacrifice, o lady of the swamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647001
>I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

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>>42646744
good thing she's all sealed up, that was a close one.

[Anonymous No.]

Dare you challenge the naked Oni of the mountain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647073
What's with these monsters and not bathing inside?

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>>42646821
>go to hag dungeon
>this warning sign is on every wall...
>but you dont see any hags
>find a segment of the dungeon thats luxuriously decorated, but a small pile of broken ceramic is near every pedestal
>hear noise further down the hallways
>noise gets louder as you progress, met with two large doors. this must be the boss room
>barge in
>oh, its tea time, explains why the dungeon is empty. and the party stopped for a moment out of shock...
>in front of you is a majority of the dungeon's monsters, they are all very meaty and plump hags. not a single girl in this room has breasts smaller than your head, and ass/thighs that would make the monsters at the guild jealous
>hear a fufufu from behind you and try to turn around, but before you can a old mino picks you up and carries you to the throne, which has the biggest fox hag in the room.
>nine fluffy tails, thighs that you can sit on like a chair, a tasteful amount of stomach fat that doesnt make her ugly but would act as a good back pillow if you were to sit in her lap, and breasts you could drown in
>the mino gives you to the fox, she hugs you tight.
>having half your body be pressed against breast and thigh makes you a little tired. not to mention how you've been walking around the dungeon for over 10 hours...
>when she lets you go you've just given up and readjust so you are at least sitting properly in her lap when you fall asleep.
>the sight of your tired face makes everyone in the room coo
>she wraps her tails around the rest of you while you're falling asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647081
Not going to find a husband at an indoor shower, unless he's already in there.

[Anonymous No.]

Fellow mamono connoisseurs, I ask you this: would you prefer your waifu to be taller or shorter than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
taller, i wanna be able to sleep on her with cock inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
>Taller or shorter than you
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647087
im going to run there as young boy

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>>42647136
At least a foot taller than me minimum

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647153
oh time has no meaning to these hags.
did you not stop in the library while wandering the dungeon?
books upon books of shotification, age regression, and all manner of similar spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647162
no i was runnig around trying to look for hags to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
Both are good. I'm a big fan of tiny monsters who can grow themselves to be way bigger than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
Taller

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647179
Baph wife that grows into an 8 foot hag whenever she gets bored and wants to mix it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647187
Gigabased

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
Depends on the species. Something like a demon or a succubus I imagine being roughly my height, just a little bigger or smaller to suit her personality. Things like ogres, oni, hellhounds I always imagine being taller by at least 6in or so.

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>>42647087
i wanna know it is when all the old women are in the dungeon and not on break also why is ms chocken and bunny are looking at me like that

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>>42646516
How can a fox deny being a cradle-robber when she chases boys a fiftieth of her age old?

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>>42647136
Shorter generally but it depends on species.
Shorter cheshire to tease me like a mesugaki, larger slime to envelop and baby me inside her, shorter goblin for shortstack porking, larger oni to princess carry me to bed and rail me, it really varies

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>>42647233
Well to be fair most monsters are older than their husbands so it isn't an exclusively fox thing

[Anonymous No.]

>walking with your dragon zombie
>see a shady fox hag pestering some boy, she's definitely up to no good
>call her a shameless cradle-robber
>"mind your own business, grave-robber"

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>>42647136
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646779
Marriage correction!!! You are going to be assaulted by a cupid SWAT team and forcibly married to a harem of loving, reassuring monster girls.
If you try and hurt yourself - keep yourself from *love* - again, you're going to be tied down and snuggled until you realize you deserve what you have.

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>>42646333

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>>42647136
A lot shorter when she's still just a loli. Still somewhat shorter after fully grown.

[Anonymous No.]

is it bad that i want a faceless fat old tanuki to forcibly pleasure her hairy miff

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647325
It's a noble task.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
I want a really tall wife who can hold me like a baby when we cuddle

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>>42647390
perverted old elves flashing young men on the streets

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>>42647394
i for one trust monsters with trenchcoats beckoning me over

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647390

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>>42647394
be weary of old raijus in long coats

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an mofu binge.

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>>42647412
Its okay if its hellhound chestmofu, that shit is too overpowered

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42647412
Anon get your face out of your client's tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647425
a dangerous assumption to think other mofu have properties that are any less deadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647412
there is, a man going there a monster milk withdrawl

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647412
>I can stop any time, I swear
>just one more huff

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647412
>>42647438
a man can suffer both if he's separated from his fox wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647412
But it smells like Helvetian almond chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647459
or his superior bunyip wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647412
What sort of recreational drugs do monsters have?

[Anonymous No.]

Breed dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647459
It just isn't safe or healthy for a young man to be separated from his meaty, ancient fox wife! Foxmilk withdrawal is no joke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647491
dragon thighs hit different

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647489
There are about thirty different recreational aphrodisiacs. Wonderworm tobacco is probably both psychedelic and an aphrodisiac.

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>>42647491
Dragons are gross perverts

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647493
it's purely speculative. i've never heard of a case where a man successfully escaped from a foxwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647001
>I came here to lick abs and find a wife
>and I just found my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647501
Sir thats a dog
This is a focks

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>>42647073
>wait until she has shampoo in her eye
>bonk her over the head and steal her fancy soap
>sell it to human women in town for a huge markup by telling them it's some mystic Zipangu alchemical masterwork

[Anonymous No.]

Massive mofu melons

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound walking me to class because I wore red at a majority taur school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647493
hrnghh... getting helplessly addicted to ancient hag foxmilk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647549
>>42647563
Finely aged fox milkies

[Breathfag No.]

Current list of mamono with unsniffable breath:
>Succubi and all their subspecies
>Fox family girls
>Siths
>Mamono that don't have the biology that supports breathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647493
Wurm milk withdrawal is the worst, I had the worst thirst I’ve ever felt in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647563
i felt a little bit ripped off when i found out her ears were counted as part of her height

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>>42647493
>oh hey its the deity we worship! hi ms fox.
>ah hello little ones, ive come down here today to buy some things
>actually today is the day of your celebration, remember?
>hmmm thats right. i suppose i could stay for a little while...
---
>ms fox, i get that its late into the night and the party is still raging but didnt you get a husband a few years ago?
>oh yes, he's very *hic* cute. he's a little shorter than when i got him but otherwise unchanged why?
>well arent fox relationships addictive? y'know with mamano milk being addictice and mofu...
>in a literally sobering moment the party goes quiet to the old fox.
>"oh shit"
>with a surprising amount of speed she runs back up to her mountain shrine

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42647489
>We had two bags of smokeleaf, seventy-five manticore barbs, five sheets of high powered fox mofu, a salt shaker half full of moth dust, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, ragers, lovers... and also a quart of lifeblood, a quart of nectar, a case of milk, a pint of raw shog and two dozen prisoner fruits.

[Anonymous No.]

Beach crocs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647634
>shog is not happy about being dragged along on a wild road trip by rata and anon

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>>42647648
>go to MGE version of Australia
>locals all warn you about the beaches, tell you to stay near the resorts where the waters are protected by staff
>tell them that you've spent your entire life dealing with gator girls back home in the south, not afraid of these glorified iguanas
>leave resort beach and find a pristine patch of sand farther up the way
>only a few seconds after you lie down on your towel to catch some rays, a shadow falls over you
>open your eyes and lower your sunglasses
>massive saltwater croc girl looking down at you
>looks like she could rip boulders in half
>covered in scars and perfectly tanned from years in the sun
>straps of her bikini riding high on her wide hips
>top can barely contain her tits
>smiles to reveal her pointed teeth as she informs you that this is her section of beach and that you need to pay the toll to be here
>tell her to get bent or you'll rub her belly
>she grabs you by the heel and whips you into the ocean
>see her dive into the water after you as you come back to the surface
>deathrolled through the surf for hours
>have to send a letter back home explaining that you aren't coming back and to ship whatever fits in a flat rate box over here

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42647713
Ah so thats where Aussie anon has be forever cursed to

[Anonymous No.]

nth for Orderite villages so insular and remote, they think all these new migrants are just funny looking humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647666
of course she isn't, she'll need to wrangle too completely plastered individuals back to their hotel room whilst they scream at her to meld them together using her "dark shog magical"

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>>42647726
>watch a giant demonbeast cassowary get ambushed and constricted by a bunyip
neat

[Breathfag No.]

I'm trans btw

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere shoggoth who is sorry she's this way, master. She really, really tries to stay calm when you leave the house or bring home food she didn't make. It's not like she wants to be upset when you insist you can do these things on your own. She can't just switch her shog instincts off, but she's doing her best for you.

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>>42647802
that sounds like regular shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333

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>>42647819
How can she lie down with that tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647824
it'd probably follow the curvature of the spine.
now her wings, i dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647802
How does one escape the "monster on the bed approaching aggressively" situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647852
load a previous save

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647859
but it loads right back to the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647859
>load to the previous day
>wake up next to shog in bed
>that wasn't how it... whatever, go further back
>load last week
>shog sweetheart waiting for you at the square dance
>start a new game
>shog childhood friend wakes you up in the morning
do note that mamano mana course corrects for any time manipulation

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647802
Shog is sweet. I'll give my shog extra tight cuddles tonight while sleeping in our shogbed under the shogcovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
I prefer a harem so I have some be shorter while 1 is taller

[Anonymous No.]

Female child fat ass and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647802
Very loving shog

[Anonymous No.]

I want a ghoul gf.

[Anonymous No.]

that look on her face
Its as if she’s speaking to you smugly, directly, going “whats the matter big boy, angry im here and not your waifu? what you gonna do about it? cry? piss your pants? maybe shit and cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647587
Oh no... poor boy. He's probably curled up in her bed, snuggled up with one of her pillows, mewling and crying from loneliness and withdrawl!

[Anonymous No.]

Loud concerts with big monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647802
Sounds like she's not doing a good job.
I don't like yandere, I like girls let me have "me" time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
Big

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
taller, but damn if short isn't also good

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648152
Would she still be that big without her heels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647549
man, that lower-body anatomy is just weird looking
the 'hips' are too forshortened, i think that's it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648236
Tall foxes are fairly common the deeper into Zipangu you go.

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>>42646333

[Anonymous No.]

Stay safe tonight American anons. No matter who wins the big handegg game tonight, there will be drunk monster fans swarming the streets looking to vent frustration or celebrate

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647802
Maybe she can start by not constantly using the N-Word so casually. Then she can be a better person!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Demon Realm, but its gm_construct from GMod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMw0CVciy7g

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646794
Ceobe is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648327
It's still unfair they let women play with the men

I mean what the hell can you do about this coming at you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647802
I tried not to laugh when my shog called me a noodle-sucking slut for eating ramen at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648305
I wonder if demons would have paperwork autism and love working as clerks and secretaries

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>>42648394
>Microwave a hot pocket
>Shogwife calls you a no-good pastry whore
Every ingredient of every meal you eat must be shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648087
Going into a mosh pit with all the hellwans, dark elves and oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648422
Yeah but shog doesn't like it when I put her in the microwave.

[Anonymous No.]

>Prairie dogs kiss to greet each other. Prairie dogs are territorial, and the kissing behavior shows them if they are from the same family group
Need prairie dog gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
At least five inches to a full foot taller.

[Anonymous No.]

i can't decide if i like taller-than-me submissives or taller-than-me doms more

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648462
Based fellow tall woman enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648438
>it's true

I never actually thought about why Gravel does that. Makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648390
You gotta duck between the legs. They almost never see it coming despite every human running back using it to get past the bigger monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647073
I splash water into her eyes then uppercut her clit for critical damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646345
Gonna sulk and be a misery fag on Valentines day to troll the cupids! I'm not scared of their "weapons"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646388
How popular is she in Japan? Feel like she's pretty popular so she'll get one soon if chesh sells well

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648465
I like taller doms that can be ground down into becoming subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646550
Always assumed around 6'1 on average

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648085
>fox hag gets to her shrine
>"shit shit shit shit fuck shit fuck he's a rejected earth human i should have known better and taken him with me t-"
>"god damnit"
>in front of the fox is a very pathetic sight.
>her husband is laying on their shared bed...
>separation anxiety: quiet tears
>mofu withdrawal: the blanket she uses to cover her tails is wrapped around him
>mamano milk withdrawal: carton of milk in the fridge is empty
>earth ptsd: whimpering about how he cant be loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646779
>You have alerted the cupids
Prepare for a jihad and love correction

[Anonymous No.]

>not feeding your shoggoth so she can learn new recipes

[Anonymous No.]

I want some forceful love correction from a hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648525
open the portals now or the misery flows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
Both would be nice because of polymorphic shit, but if I had to pick I'd say taller

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647136
shorter than me. lolibaba and shortstacks rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648072
If a Cheshire cat went after me I'd be fucked man, I am very easily bullied
I don't wanna be a tom send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648072
I tell her she is correct in making the assumption that she is not my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648569
Sounds like you want to be a Tom.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that villains are weak to anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648541
They'll open up a small one to drag you through first anon

[Anonymous No.]

Portal scenario but everyone has to get acclimated to mamono mana like Magus's story

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648544
both, because of polymorphing magic, is the best answer. you'll love your wife no matter her size

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648539
Wish granted

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648582
I will resist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648596
Indeed, magic is rad, although most gals would be taller than me normally I am very short even by female standards lmao, I'm 5'2

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648591
Would still be more than worth it, hell even if I died I probably wouldn't care assuming I can get brought back at some point

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648583
Yes, also they're weak to whispering sweet things into their ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648525

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648628
>more is revealed
hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

I am still perplexed that MGE got a figurine now. It's so sudden and after so many years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648628
I feel like I'm in danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648628
Am pleased to see more of them, who is the artist actually? I don't recognize em

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648645
There's almost certainly a few reasons for it, KC might be planning to expand for monies, maybe to hire more people for the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648628
imagine getting stuck in a crowd and having the people around you gradually change to people with pink hair, and suddenly being unable to move against as they lead you somewhere against your will, haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648499
Much more popular than chesh if we go by number of stories on KC's website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648087
>Be Anon
>Called in to 66.6 Demon FM ROCK Radio for the grand prize to win 1 ticket to see the Heavy Metal band Rape Patrol Live In Concert
>Actually Won the ticket
>The Concert date arrives and anon shows up to the MGC Arena which seats 20k at max capacity, it's been sold out for a month so it's a miracle that you won the ticket
>The friendly succ at the counter gives you the directions to your seat
>As anon makes his way to his seat he begins to notice that the Arena is diffinetly at max capacity but apart from the Demon Lords Anthem being played over the loud speaker it's relatively calm
>It feels as if the entire arena is looking at him
>Impossible it's just my imagination
>Strangely enough anon seems to be the only human male at this concert but that can't be.
>Upon arrival to the seat, it's nothing but giggling from the neighboring seats, it's at that moment anon spies on the stage what appears to be a sacraficial alter that also doubles as the largest bed aprox 40 feet by 40 feet
Whatever happens at this concert it's sure to be unforgettable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648569
>I don't wanna be a tom
You will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648653
yeah I would hate it if some tall cupids pulled me into a dark alley against my will haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648655
It might be difficult for them to make one but I always assumed chesh was more popular in general. You will probably be able to get a gazer though at some point I think only the most unpopular ones might not get a figurine

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648675
imagine if one of them was holding you at arrowpoint/demonsilver dagger point and having the other one forcibly makeout with you, and threatening you to come back again tomorrow for a further dressing down, haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648658
Anon should politely excuse himself to the restroom so he can sneak out through the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648711
Now that wouldn't be right to flee, these monsters paid good money see a show and a concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648647
https://twitter.com/Skai_Art

[Anonymous No.]

Post underrated gals, I'll start

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648721
They'll still get to see the concert. Why I bet as soon as the band gets on stage, they'll forget all about trying to figure out when anon gets back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648667
I'll hide under the covers, monsters can't get pass them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648730
Alraunes are neither disliked nor obscure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648742
>An observant dark elf followed you into the bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648730
Kesaran Pesaran might as well not even exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648750
I never see shit from them, wouldn't say they're disliked but they're definitely underated

Flow kelps are definitely underated though

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647245
Do those succubi who look like they're in their early 20s still pull the "I have a century on you" card?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648754
I always forget about her too, poor girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648658
so i get to sleep? Nice, Imma just get down to my undies, hop into bed and have a good rest, haven;t sleep in ages and got my ear plugs on as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648703
you come back tomorrow and they make out with you, pressing their bodies all over you as one of them holds a realm silver knife to your throat
sounds really terrible haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648763
I think it depends. In general and across different settings? Harpies, slimes and alraune are monstergirl staples. For whatever reason, they aren't as popular in MGE though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648762
Only if they have to, they'll try and play dumb about it at first

[Anonymous No.]

JK foxes hunt in pairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648787
was thinking more along the lines of sudden aphrodisiac/suspiciously wet pink panties and bag thrown over head into unmarked bright pink van, but that works too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648787
Anon I'm starting to think you may want to be brutally bullied by cupids, but surely nobody would be that perverted

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648754
Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.
>>42648791
Vanilla Harpy suffers from Werecat's issue of being overshined by their subspecies. Alraune is lucky that Liliraune isn't more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648791
Yeah It's just kind of surprising to me because I think they were one of the first girls I read about in the wiki and I really liked them. If I got caught by an alarune I would be fine with it, it seems so fucking comfy

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon Girls should be avoided lest you wind up as treasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648826
Lamia's in a similar boat, but her subspecies are all quite popular. At the least the RPG demo shows the original flavor can be fun too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648834
I'm going to worship an onee-san malef dragon and no one can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648826
The game made me have a much greater appreciation of werecats, being mere'd by her was nice. It also made me realize I don't like imps at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648834
>Not wanting to be a malef dragons mere treasured human
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648841
I got the impression Lamia gets it to a lesser extent than Harpy and Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333
FUCK MONSTER GIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648867
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648860
All girls are okay as long as they speak like they are over 12 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648867
I wish, but I have to wait for the portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648841
You know the talk about popularity makes me wonder how soul mate stuff works, Is it like fluid and change as you change? Or is it a type of compatibility thing with exceptions if you're deadset on specific gals?
I assume it's fluid unless you're really really pining over something specific and are not interested in anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648823
I don't know what you're talking about haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648744
That's where the Bogeys are though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648882
Bogeys wouldn't violate the ancient rule of hiding under the covers, it's sacred! Surely they wouldn't be so dastardly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648867
yeah thats the goal. get in line like the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647245
>most monsters are older than their husbands
isnt this a headcanon thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333
So is this like a game or are we just enjoying the setting created by the encyclopedia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648914
Depends honestly, It's definitely pretty common like it has to be given the setting. You could take literal decades to find your soulmate assuming they're even born yet, imagine you're a aphosis and your soulmate isn't going to be born for a thousand years

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648924
I mean there is a game, it's a demo on his Patreon. It's alright so far, I still wonder what the MP bar is going to be for

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648924
there is a game but its not the focus, we enjoy the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648914
I don't think it's stated anywhere in canon and may very well be false, but it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648878
I think it's a case by case basis. I personally like to believe everyone has a handful of possible soul mates with mamono mana doing the rest. Some people have more, others much fewer. Some people might have just the one girl, and fate decides they have to get with this one girl against all odds. But sometimes the girl you need isn't the one you're dead set on. Funnily enough the demo showed that too. Iirc the guy who ended up with two imps said big tiddy onee-sans were more his thing normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648952
>sometimes the girl you need isn't the one you're dead set on.
how else would jinn of the jar ever get laid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648952
>sometimes the girl you need isn't the one you're dead set on.
look i'll be honest, the only thing that keeps me going is the idea of fox fluff.
if i get nabbed by some scale laden bitch i wont exactly be happy unless its a snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648942
I'm enjoying THE ASS™.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648970
Ask a Rata for a classified in her newspaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648914
It's just somewhat implicit as even your most bog standard succubus lives a little over a couple centuries. You could, however, argue most monsters wouldn't go a hundred years as a bachelorette given how they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649003
>ou could, however, argue most monsters wouldn't go a hundred years as a bachelorette given how they are.
True, most of them wouldn't go even ten if it's up to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648981
she'll have a really nice personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646446
Nothing can beat the classic cat girl

[Anonymous No.]

Horny reclusive mages living alone in magical forests with their doll collections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648981
If you're that deadset on a fox you'd be good, assuming you're being honest with yourself.
I like lilims and other powerful monsters cause I'm a powerfag, but a lvl 1 blue slime would mere me in like 3 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649089
>tfw you have to do a fetch quest for her and you see all the dolls look exactly like you and her

[Anonymous No.]

mega archive still down for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649089
>Until they summon (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648952
Huh, wonder who my soulmate would be. Feeling like it would be a flayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649111
Yeah, Wikifag didn't answer last time I asked him. Might as well remove it next thread; it can be restored if it does come back up, especially if it's going to be a new link anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649094
Maybe you get snatched up by a slime, but over the years she could evolve into a powerful dark slime or a queen slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649121
Why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649079
How do I tell MS. Chesh that she's about to show her bits off with those shorts

[Anonymous No.]

big sis reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649145
damn how'd i forget the important part
https://files.catbox.moe/jwglii.jpg
wait, isn't big sister "onee-san"? kind of a big TL error there, unless i'm remembering that backwards..

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649133
Y'know I never actually thought about queen slimes or queen dark slimes, but I do love slimes so it'd definitely work out, still a bit scared of harems tho.
Gonna assume you like queen slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649144
>hey Ms. puss, your about to show your puss

[Anonymous No.]

>Malef Dragon showing off her home to her friends.
>Shows off pile of treasure with husband sitting at the top on a throne of gold.
>She acts all superior and Mere's like crazy in front of her friends.
>...but the second her friends leave...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648513
Imagine the pampering that boy is in for. He's not going to be leaving bed for weeks...
guilty cuddles are the most comforting desu

[Anonymous No.]

Starting to love the overdramatic ghost, would do plays and fuck up the lines during practice to bully her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648906
Bogies can *be* the covers, anon. it's an old trick they like to use

[Anonymous No.]

Need bratty hellpup with braids and glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649213
Nonsense they would not attempt to trick someone like

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649218
Would give noogies until she tells her older jock sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649218
Built for irrumation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649218
The bratty charcoal wolf is for bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649218
Bully them while they're still small

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649200
They are cool. I wish there was more exploration of the undead realms. KC can go full gothic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647412
>>42647634
>“How long can we maintain? I wonder. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of prominent serial rapists; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we’ll just have to hog-tie and rape him, ’cause it goes without saying that we can’t turn him loose. He’d report us at once to some kind of outback Order law enforcement agency and they’ll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648914
>TFW almost all monster girls are into age play specifically older woman x younger guy age play
My PP is now hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649161
It's a neat idea; all her divisions are still the same being. You can have your cake and eat it too in that sense, but I'm not big on harem formats either. I'd be more into a dark slime archmage. Some of the designs for the queen slime divisions make me feel things though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648935
>what is the MP bar for
Sex, anon, much like everything else in MGE. It’s all for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648935
Magic probably. I recall mention that battles would be included. So there's that too.

[Anonymous No.]

Extremists? More like extremely cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649133
the level 2 slimes are pretty good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649316
Battles against what though? It's not like you're going to fight the girls, maybe demonic beasts, or some magic sex spell shit

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105334844
qt phantom, wisp and ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649284
Hopefully he'll go more in-depth into the undead realms, I also really want to see more chaos monster girl stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649284
Didnt KC write about how a bunch of undead built entire cities into the side of a cliff because they're retards?

[Anonymous No.]

Dependency on your wife is cute - CUTE! It's okay to completely depend on your wife for everything! It's fine to have separation anxiety so bad you can't stop yourself from crying when she goes to the grocery store! It's normal to be unable to sleep if you're not cuddled up with her! It's good to only drink and become addicted to her sweet milk! It's common to have horrible nightmares about being left alone that only she can calm you down from!
Dependency on monster wives is the only way to keep fragile humans safe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649302
If I had a dark slime waifu I would bully the shit out of them with their core, and yeah archmage and dark mages are really nice. I have a feeling the knight slime was your favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649313
Like sex spells? I was thinking maybe for exploration or something, like you would get access to your girls abilities or they would use them themselves. Kinda like the hidden moves in Pokemon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649358
Fighting the Viagra Scorpions off with your monster wife to protect your crops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649388
>ah damn, they ate all our crops
>oh well back to fucking
the stakes have never been higher

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649360
They are qt

[not a fox No.]

>>42649377
well said, fellow human
i too like seeing my fellow men depend on their lovers, monsters are much more powerful after all.
shouldnt we just give in and let them do everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649392
They would be annoyed for sure as they workd hard for the crops but won't starve if it gets eaten

>>42649358
Demon realm beasts probably.

>>42649366
Agreed

>>42649372
I don't recall anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649377
codependency is best dependency

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649358
>MGE not having sex fights involving sexxo magic
Where do you think you are? Besides, there’s no way the game will be finished.
>>42649384
You’re expecting too much stuff. All the spells in MGE are sex spells. Everything is ultimately horny magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649415
No. There is magic to create space and dimensions. Magic to affect time, magic to create all sorts of affects with glass, magic to power vehicles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649392
Isn’t that the point of MGE, very low stakes that always end in sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649424
i don't know if i came off churlish but i didn't mean it in a bad way. i like those low stakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649418
>all of the magic runs on horny and produces horny as a side effect
>but it’s not totally about sex bro
Sure thing, based retard who will get Sabbath’d.
>>42649431
Nah you’re fine. It was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649424
What I find kinda funny is that people on here agree with MGE haters in a way. People just have sex non stop and don't care about anything else.wheras in the books, that's not true. Farmers even if incubi put effort their fields and do experiments. Just now that if they fails, they won't starve cause of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649443
You said that all magic is just sex which is not true and I proved it. It is powered by sex sure but it does do things other then sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should rangeban wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649453
>rangeban wonderland
>the /cha/ (cakes, hags, & ancients) board finally becomes useable

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649462
>Faggot cats have to find other places to troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649444
When things like wonderland and sex oriented evil dragon kingdoms exist the implication is that most of the world is not a sex fest. Maybe the disconnect is that most anons can't imagine going from a desert to an oasis and not drinking themselves to oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

What other ways would monsters pretend to be human online and fail miserably?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649462
Gonna post bait seflies there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649408
imagining a meaty old alraune who never wants to let her husband out of the reach of her vines and gets extremely stressed when he has to do so and her husband who gets scared and anxious when he's not being snuggled by her or safely held in her petals. add in a sweet nectar dependency, and you've got the most romantic, codependent couple in the whole forest <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649462
I wonder what kind of threads they have there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649444
Whether or not people try to do other things, MGE is so full of sex that the act is unavoidable and (probably) intrusive. That’s the more serious interpretation than super-marathon sex. Monsters eat sex, and everything runs off sex energy. So sex is mixed with everything, even if it isn’t in marathon form.
>>42649450
You’re still wizmon bait, even if you are technically correct. How about this: magic is indelibly connected to sex in some form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649472
nah nah nah better idea
>rangeban lasts for 100 years
>every chesh collectively goes "fine! i'll wait then. you'll be just as eggless then as you are now"
>they spend that 100 years basement dwelling while watching the timer count down
>"nyah hah hah! finally unbanned, time to troll these hags some more"
>noegg.jpg
>"aww but this image md5 hasnt been used for a hundred years, doesnt this apply to you now?"
>"w-wait no!"
>archive links to all the no egg pictures posted in the past
>"NO!"
>empty_purple_and_black_carton.png
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649493
>tfw alraune wife teases me whenever I say I want to go out on adventures
>can't even remember the last time I left her petals

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649462
I will post selfies and be an ethot on the hag and ancient board

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333
I LOVE PANTIES UNDER PANTYHOSE

[Anonymous No.]

mge needs more clussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649514
Faggot cat deserves it for bullying hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649503
>Whether or not people try to do other things, MGE is so full of sex that the act is unavoidable and (probably) intrusive. That’s the more serious interpretation than super-marathon sex. Monsters eat sex, and everything runs off sex energy. So sex is mixed with everything, even if it isn’t in marathon form.

The game demo which is made by KC shows people living their lives. So yes, it would be far more open then our own world but people work and live which is what my point is about

>You’re still wizmon bait, even if you are technically correct. How about this: magic is indelibly connected to sex in some form.

My post is very simple. Magic does and is used for shit other then sex which it does and you agree. Simple as that. I never claimed that it wasn't powered by it or is never used for that purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649503
mana do make the magic after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649462
I'd just give them advice on what the younger folks like, how to attract one, and how to make some good fashion choices to really grab one

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649524
Based and hagpilled

[Anonymous No.]

Need freckled cheshire kitten

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649351
i like end game/post end game slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649556
anon those threads are going to be filled with hags swooning over how much of a "fine gentleman" you are and talking about all the sweet things they'd do with you, they wouldnt be on topic at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649573
Its all fun and games until you see a slime just drop shadow volley on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649560
that diagram is so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649589
I'm confused what the hell is happening in it? Is it a magic bolt hitting his dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649600
her egg is cornering his sperm and fertilizing itself with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649600
pov: her womb

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649547
Fair enough. Nonetheless, a society where the ‘penis is good, the penis shoots food’ is going to be very preoccupied (and open) with sex. That approaches bonobo society in terms of freaky, afaict.

>Mon: bad anon, time for your punishment jizz~
>Anon: wow that felt great
>Mon: I’m glad you learned your lesson

>Mon: good anon, time for your reward jizz~
>Anon: wow that felt great
>Mon: you’re doing so well

>Anon: could we skip the tri-hourly jizz today?
>Mon: oh you and your human-style jokes
>Anon: I was serious
>Mon: . . .
>Anon: so uh, that’s going to be another punishment jizz?
Mon: Yes, several in fact~

>>42649552
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649578
I'd threaten to leave without a trace, but I'll still try to make sure they get their special someone. I dont mind waiting a bit longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649618
big fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649618

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649600
her egg fused itself to the wall with the sperm between them

[Anonymous No.]

>oppai devil
critical hit

[Anonymous No.]

Would bapho-chan accept shota anon as her big bro even if they’re “totally” the same age

[Anonymous No.]

What's the story behind this "big fox"?

[Anonymous No.]

I need the best ways to piss off extremist monsters in the shortest amount of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649628
>now neither of them can reach the top shelf
Heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
ahhh nihongo wakarimasen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
Lots of sex with human women. Bonus points if they are mean/ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
I'm looking at your fat fucking bloobies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649636
you are forgetting the holy power of the stepladder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
Insist you're an independent man who don't need no mamono. Arrogant and HFY, but not 40k HFY; they just find the 40k stuff corruption bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
show them a hand covered in old wounds and say every mans hand looks like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
>Anon is illiterate and unable to enter into contactual agreements

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649651
That should be easy. I've got a couple of fingers that didn't heal right after breaking them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649645
Order heresy. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
>portals open
>you are the first person they see
>they try to negotiate with you
>"this world is too evil for your kind, please leave"
>no matter what they say or do just respond with that or a variation of that made to respond
>repeat until the older one picks you up and shakes you while saying
>"listen here you fucking shithead brat, WE KNOW! we are here to save you. just tell us where your damn nuclear reactors are so we can siphon power for more portals."

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333
Winterstown delivery mouse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649654
>cut to demon gently showing anon how to write his name

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649663
>he spells it incorrectly and she must now marry “annoon”
>she tries to get him to fill out name-change paperwork
>he keeps misspelling the signature on them
It ain’t easy being blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649674
>TFW you write your name in BIG LETTERS on the contract that almost takes up the whole paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649658
I don't think I could resist giving a smug grin if I was in that situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649573
>dragon slime
>ambushes anon from above
>brings him back to her cave within herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
tell them that men are seen as expendable over here and have many things expected of them with no returns

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
Tell them how monsters need man but man doesn't need monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649686
>several of the letters are backwards nonsense
>judges keep saying the contract is inadmissible and non-binding
>she has to have a haku train anon
>tfw the haku gets dick before she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646763
True CHA Chads know that getting fucked is pretty much losing so the trick isn't instantly getting laid but prolonging the foreplay, making her the aggressor and giving you every right to make her take responsibility for turning you into a hag addicted slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649699
Tell them that man is the true monster. Then rape her out of her ecological niche as smugly as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649663
I imagine this happens more often than you'd think in their world. Medieval literacy rates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649691
>wake up surrounded by :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649658
>>repeat until the older one picks you up and shakes you while saying
>>"listen here you fucking shithead brat, WE KNOW! we are here to save you. just tell us where your damn nuclear reactors are so we can siphon power for more portals."
kek
i want this drawn now

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647412
yeah well that's like your opinion man I'm gonna keep huffing my aunts tail brushes when she's out of the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648583
I want those thighs squishing my head while I'm going down on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
Self deprecation and suicide jokes, just talk about how you're not good enough or how this world only hurts those living in it and they'll slap you so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649626
I love my big lil sis

[Anonymous No.]

big meaty tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649750
Telling a self-deprecating joke in front of an invasion force is the quickest way to get grabbed by the collar and dragged into the nearest empty tent for correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649778
if I tell dad jokes to the invasion force will I be sent to the Sabbath tent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649750
>be miserable masochist
>open heart and express feelings
>get backslapped across the mouth
H-h-hawt and based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649660
I hope she doesn't trip and fall. It would be hard for her to get back up without help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649790
The Sabbath doesn’t have enough at-Tent-son to hold you in custody, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
>Monsters, leave.
>You care about humans, right?
>For every night you continue to siege the city, we'll kill one of the men
Edgy shit, I know, but this would piss them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649819
that's how you get dark matter bombed

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649819
>Wisp happy noises
You’ve just empowered the wisps by giving them ghost husbands you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649819
you'd piss off your own people too so great job i guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
give them a very real looking hand as an appetizer while you make a scene to look like you just cut it off before you call them over saying to spare the rest of the town, and only eat you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649804
Ripe for bulli. But she’s a productive member of society, people need their mail! She isn’t some worthless sea-mooch that needs to have her tax-deductible status chocked out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649716
DANGER DANGER!!

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop these damn monkeys from popping my balloons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649842
If you were to really try a plan like that, the smart(ish) way would be to bluff it. Maybe some of the city's facing the water and they don't have the sea on lock down yet. Sail some guys out under cover of night and claim you killed them. It'd double as an evacuation plan. That's assuming they don't have sea mamono with them though. But realistically >>42649826 would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>choke turtle and get a tax deduction
Brilliant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649842
Murder human prisoners, only the monsters will care.

[Anonymous No.]

if i want to piss off extremeist, all i'd show is an empty nest

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are going way too far. All you have to do to piss off an extremist is be single

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649868
Find a bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>Awkward, creepy girl gets Succ'd
>Is just as awkward and is now even creepier

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649924
h-hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649924
>Precious dating strategy was to follow you around, occasionally stutter out a hello, and maybe send anonymous spicy text messages
>Nothing changes after succubization except now the texts sometimes have blurry phone pictures of some bare thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649917
>be single
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU CAN'T DO TAHT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649924
Don’t care unless the change keeps her from hoarding my trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649924
>Still extremely self conscious despite gaining a perfect body
>Fumbles with every pick up line due to her social anxiety
>Even if she tries to rape a man gets so embarrassed due to him looking at her she hides her face, letting the guy run away.
Her only hope is for an anon to come and pin her against the wall and demand to be her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649917
Being single is regarded as a personal challenge to extremists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649603
>>42649604
>>42649624
Thanks I am very foolish

[Anonymous No.]

Do these extremeists have divisions?
How do I trigger the hag division?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649924
i'd say perfect, I'll be tje normal one in the relationship
>>42649967
point at them then say lmao, i can smell the baren wombs and dried up dusty pussies from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649967
Just staunchly refuse any mamano under a hundred years old. Or say something like 'sorry, I prefer mature women.' The nearest hag will launch at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649868
Buttmonkeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649415
I feel like it would just be a regular ability though using AP. Maybe it could use sex magic but I feel like it would be used for something else considering there's no interface for it during ""combat""

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649950
>try to kaban the sweaty dork
>eww it’s on your hand and sleeve
>she’s so excited she gushes on your shoes
>she makes the least appealing kissy face possible while mad dogging you with her eyes
>nope
I-I have homework to do right now. Please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649974
>The nearest hag will launch at you
And then what, this just results in physical injury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649418
I really hope it comes up in the game, It would be really funny going through a random door and just getting stuck in a Lilim rape room and not be able to escape at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649980
>try to kaban the sweaty dork

[Anonymous No.]

I want a wisp to suck my metaphysical dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649982
>accidentally noclip into dorklim's room
>she's awkwardly sitting on her gamer chair wearing fluffy pajamas and playing some vn dating sim
>frozen in shock

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649967
>tfw run into the kiki division
>have you bathed, well dressed, fed and house cleaned in under 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

The new update to Jabberwock's Globe-trotting Gourmet Journey is out! This time we're meeting the most feared pirate on the Antillian Sea! Catbox's preview is a bit fucky right now, but it should still work. Otherwise, please read the pages on twitter (lower quality, so careful!) or download the PDF! Six pages to read!

https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1625003455768322049

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649981
>being injured by hagfire
Anon never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650002

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650010
>651 years old
I bet she is into extreme age play, what a perv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649986
Kabedon. Please murder autocorrect next Christmas, goatfuck-Samoa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650033
671 years made a typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650010

>>42650033
Part of her characterization is based off of Treasure Planet for this reason, funnily enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650003
Got leg injuries so its not like I'd be able to outrun a hag anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650047

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650002
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650055

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650049
Fucking legs weak to hag energy, hags be this man’s kryptonite that his own body just gives out completely to them so he can be captured by them easily lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650063
And last one! I hope you enjoyed this interview! Remember, the pdf and catbox link are on twitter if you would like to view these images without compression!

Everywhere Jabberwock has been lately has been so tropical, her next stop should probably be a change of pace. I wonder where though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650063
>"From me mane. It's blue."
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650065
I am naught but prey for hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>42647081
>Those horns
That's an alp, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650002
>jabberfag is a princess
Surprising no one.
>pirate uses Gol D Roger banking
Jabberfag is now best princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650002
>>42650047
>>42650010
>>42650055
>>42650063
>>42650070
Soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650002
I don't know, this pirate seems like a dork to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650070
That was fun. The Abyss is very untropical. Do trailer-park spider next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650063
>"""pet cat""" with multiple tails
is that cat more than they seem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650105
Naw buff alps look like this that’s just a regular Amazoness.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650155
Is that what happens when a top alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650155
Why is she dressed like a wrestler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649924
Keep the long fluffy hair and she’s perfect and I will make children with her while playing vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650168
Idk maybe they were something like a WWE wrestler before alping after falling in love with one of their biggest fans which I like to imagine the fan is very skinny compared to his new alp wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650165
>you got me mad now!
Her pants wrestling philosophy was weak, much like her ball-slapping technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650181
That sounds nice. Having a spouse to massage the bruises away, after getting beaten mercilessly by a ladder, is something of which all wrestlers dream.

[Anonymous No.]

Perhaps, consider a cursed gun or a modern day gun monsterized through mamono mana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650281
i prefer older guns, theres very few guns made past the 1940s i would consider

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650281
Consider not posting off-topic images instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649995
Would be cute as fuck, honestly the Lilim in the game seems like the type ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650281
I prefer guns that can kill.

[Anonymous No.]

You are not prepared for this hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650388
I’ll go l*ngsword so she bullies me for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650388
You're right, I'm going back to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650388
Pfft I'm not scared of her, I'll just get a spray bottle. She won't do nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650281
>Ak-15 from Girl's Frontline
>Girls'Frontline
Lol I remember that is AK-15 from that gavha game. Been years since I played that.

>>42650306
The pic is a "gun girl" from Girl's Frontline. Gavha game revolving around gijinka or "humanized" guns from AR-15 rifles to AK Platforms but as anime girls. Again, long ass time since I played that gacha game but if I remember. The gun girls in that game's story are apparently "factory made" so the girls in Girl's Frontline are either automatons or Cursed Weapon/Gun mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650498
Hey that's great but that's not a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone send me the twitter link for the Chesh figurine, please ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650515
>Hey what would a modern day cursed weapon look like? Maybe a gun? A gun girl?
>UM NO SWEATY SORRY THAT'S NOT ON TOPIC XDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650577
Check last thread of something

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649296
>ywn hitchhike with a crazy rata and demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650582
>post off-topic
>be told you're posting off-topic
>sperg out
alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650582
Girl's frontier girls are just plain girl with a gun while cursed weapon are more a mixed of the weapon and girl with a lot corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650582
Then make an effort to find a picture with a similar styled monster girl or don't bother attaching anything. We already have 2hu fags posting Yukari who looks completely out of place here because
>DUDE SHE'S AKSHUALLY A YOKAI
and they are getting the pass because muh /jp/ is a 2hu board, no need to push it even further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650584
I found it. Here if anyone else need it :
https://mobile.twitter.com/broccoli_hobby/status/1624574793034129408?t=FN1bVV7hOp34dc2b_qpcHw&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
Tell em you only support disgustingly wholesome scenarios and their actions are directly interfering with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649924
Oh no! She lost all sense of fashion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650693
Nah anon, outfit and hair came with the change, you can't quite see it but she wants to die of embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
Tell them to put some goddamn clothes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650631
>Eros paladin goes off on extremist for ruining months of hard work setting up the perfect wholesome romance

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650602
>while cursed weapon are more a mixed of the weapon and girl with a lot corruption.
Would prefer if cursed gun mamono look like the girl's frontline girls as oppose to the literal mix between a girl and weapon. I can support Cursed Swords being literal mix of the scary demo sword and girl but not a cursed gun. Imagine the gun safety violations! Cursed mamono being a literal mix of girl and weapon in the same exact manner as the cursed sword is a walking gun safety violations, you'd be forever banned from so many gun ranges!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650732
Eros paladins are perfect if You to be respected by mamonos and strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650602
>cursed weapon are more a mixed of the weapon and girl with a lot corruption.
>>42650738
>Would prefer if cursed gun mamono look like the girl's frontline girls as oppose to the literal mix between a girl and weapon.
I think it would make more sense if the cursed gun mamano had an 'outfit' (whatever the Cursed Sword is wearing in her humanoid form) to be similar to a gun. Something like panel like armour, grip texture, straight lines and beveled curves, etc. Of course she is half naked, but I could see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fighting final lilim boss
>She uses her big attack leaving her open
>Use my big attack in turn
>Say “I’ll show you no mercy”
>She bursts out laughing
>Her miniboss generals burst out laughing
>The harpies watching from the window burst out laughing
>Miss my attack
>Immediately use my hearthstone
>Haven’t left my room at the guild for over a week
How do I live down something so cringy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650770
Why did they laughed? It's an ok catchphrase

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650778
Mine would be
>Keep your eye on the birdy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650770
Somewhere an Asian (Zipangu or Mist Continent) monstergirl yells out:

>"Emotional Damage!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650820
You have to be over the age of 18 to post on this website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650770
How mean

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone else read the tittle of New World Manti thinking that it was going to be a story about a mantis girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650929
No because that's a shit monster girl and should stay forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650959
Nobody cares about your shit opinion, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650968
Touched a nerve, mayhaps?



:^)

[Anonymous No.]

Christ I hate newniggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650959
Tafiole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650959
Manticores, why are they popular
>cat + bat = terrible and phonetically redundant
>becomes boring as soon as you discover she doesn’t eat people
>mean personality
>wants you to cry and snivel
>her vagina is so bad that she had to grow a second one with viagra spines

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651028
But venom.

[Anonymous No.]

Name your choice of alcohol
Mines rum and whiskey

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651028
They're unironically unappealing because of the sadism part, don't know why so many anons simp for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651046
I don't drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651046
You do realise your just gonna get 20 replies of "I don't drink"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651046
Wine, myrthe, limoncello, beers,

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651037
Aphrodisiacs are literally everywhere. Most monsters aren’t fixated on making you scared, which is a dumb fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651046
Vodka, rum, berliner weisse beers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651048
>simp
Can you be any more obviously a crossboarder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651046
I hate alcohol and I can only stand basic beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651051
Wrong
more like 10 replies of I don't drink, a few genuine anwsers and maybe talking about Oni and saytrs

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get addicted to the most monsters:
>Apophis venom
>Holst milk
>Alraune nectar
>Barometz fruit
>Yeti hugs
>Raiju zaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651057
well what's your fetish so I can say it's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651028
The sadistic nature kill it for me. It's not what I'm looking for in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651048
Because they are edgetards that literally beat off to the thought of evil monsters. Much like Hellhounds are favored by /monster/ raceplay cuck fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651046
citrus-y cocktails, screwdrivers in particular

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650498
>>42650602
>>42650738
>>42650766
Now allow me to introduce you all:

Lockheed Martin and Sukhoi, but with Mamono Mana edition!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650612
Cry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, the discordniggers are back again. That's why this slew of off-topic faggotry, twitterfag memes and retarded misinterpretations of monster girls are showing up out of nowhere. Let's talk about Demons, why are they so nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651069
My fetish is you having a good and well adjusted life. I cannot orgasm due to how difficult it is to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651096
So you can't say that a mamono is not made for you now?
Also, demons are boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651063
>Oni's
What is it with them and drinking anyway? Like I know about the tiger print clothing and all that but I don't know why most of them are drunkards

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651096
Black Sclera, blue skin, and confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651046
bailey's Irish cream

[IronBeast No.]

>>42651116
Google isnt giving me much.
But given the fact that Onis tend to be shown as manifestations of sin and vice, and alcohol is often a geatway to rowdiness and violence is easy to connect the two

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651078
It is worse. Manticore is a sadist with one trick. After you find out she is not scary her confidence collapses. You must spend your marriage pretending that jump scares are scary to cheer her up. It is very sad. Someone should do a “you will never be frightening” meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651096
Trying to make up for all the guilt they feel from the old days. Same as baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651159
>Someone should do a “you will never be frightening” meme.
How about you take your ass back to /v/ where you belong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651096
Are they? Using rigged contracts on weak mens is not what I call nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ignore a manticore's tailpussy and only ever touch her regular pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651096
>Let's talk about Demons, why are they so nice?
Because subverting expectations is the best cliche. Literal demonic (not) whores make the best housewives.
I wish this tourist trend would end already, so much human trash around

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651172
Next time use your ape brain and actually read a profile or two before posting like some cuck from spacebattles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651089
So monstergirls are now participating in the military industrial complex, are they. Should I no longer be surprised when I see a Raytheon Danuki lobbying for a forever-war now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651182
It's so obvious they're newfaggots too it's unreal. I wish I had a Demon so I didn't have to see retards like the people posting here anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651185
Go back to /v/ with your stupid lingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651089
>tfw F-22 Senpai's one and only confirmed battle score is a Mist Continent Spy Balloon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651155
Oni's are great
Though I'm not too sure about keeping up with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651199
Ayyyylmao profile soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651203
>can finally start XMON posting
I look forward to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651198
Shoo, crossboarder. You're not fooling anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651199
>>42651203
>>42651210
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651155
How does one even make Sake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651211
Demons are not nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651221
Alien can't be mamonos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651221
but anon
>anubis in sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651165
>yeah baby that jump scare was terrifying
>it was more terrifying than the time we first met and I thought you would torture and eat me
>you get more scary everyday that’s why the jump scares are so scary
>hahah it only goes up from here baby
>like that time I was scared you burned the pancakes
>or that time you said you lost my wallet oh wow that was so scary ur the best baby
How about you get some good taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651239
>nigger trying to shove some obvious /v/ermin meme into this thread
>having good taste
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651221
anon greys are literally one of the planned profiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651203
>anon is regularly abducted by UFO
>afterwards he's left with some flashbacks of little grey girls riding him on what initially looked like a dissection table
>this abduction business is somewhat annoying and anon would tell them he can just live with them permanently, but they are too shy to confront him and always paralyze him (except the dick, naturally) so he can only watch as they thoroughly "examine" his organ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651222

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651203
Did he confirm it? I expected six months at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651234
>>42651255
That's great and no shit Greys are a planned profile but instead of being retarded faggots and trying to desperately find any excuse to drag CURRENT YEAR politics here because you're retarded or just scalie faggots trying to find any opportunity to post the snakes from Xcom 2 outside of /trash/ while replying to outright off-topic garbage you could instead do yourselves a big favor and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651276
I wanna post MGE monsters in x-com outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651276
Understood Captain, boat heading for no fun allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651251
>b-but she really is scary anon
Enjoy having all of your wedding anniversaries at the “spooky” haunted house. The proceeds will really help out the junior swim team. You fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651292
I'm not going to believe you when your chucklefuck buttbuddy right here >>42651293 instantly proved me right.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the anti-manticore fag gets only manticores when the portal opens.

[Anonymous No.]

>Murloc Shizo is back
I swear, you're writing is like a signature at this point. Swearing, excessive rudeness, shit talking points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651303
You're just samefagging to prove them wrong.
>>42651306
No one spoke about manti hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651300
Hey maybe if you want to have people suck you off for trying to force an even gayer version of the /v/ tranny meme you can instead go back to your home board and post there with your other retards!
>b-but it's just a coincidence I used the exact same fucking wording for the meme phrase being spammed on every fucking board for the past almost eight years!
don't care faggot, get aids and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651306
Absolutely horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651313
Hi Murloc. How did it feel getting your ass handed to you by a writer that didn't write a gay rip-off of Game of Thrones?

[Anonymous No.]

Instead of falling for bait and false fkags why don't you talk about your waifu. What are some hobbies she has or things she does for fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651328
>Same shizo attitude of accusing me as everyone else
Holy shit it really is you!

[Anonymous No.]

We need more costume makers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651313
I'm pretty sure most of that was /monster/ looking for an excuse to attack people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651317
Feeble insecure paws typed this post. Doing your own venom is bad for your health, manti-hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651340
Nah, this fag
>>42651317
>>42651328
Is the same one that spurged out a week ago or something. very funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651336
Need extra large frilly dresses to put on BIG monsters.
Thankfully those fluffy small spiders are specialized in cute clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651340
Probably, they’re very regular and predictable shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651336
>Ms. Arachne opening a shop in Hagsville
>Spends all day resizing old dresses, school uniforms, bras and panties
>Always told they “mysteriously” don’t fit anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650959
What's your problem with mantis girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651374
The problem is that they’re so much better than manticores. It really sucks. It’s a super cereal problem guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651340
>>42651346
>bunch of newnigger discordfaggots trying to call anyone an outsider
Now that's hilarious. You faggots probably only started posted here after that retard Wightfag got told to fuck off because KC was being a big scary bigot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651356

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651269
>no virgins chewing rice
Must be from Kitsune News. They can’t fact check for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651374
no hands to handhold

[Anonymous No.]

>42651413
>schizoposting again, I see?

[Anonymous No.]

Self-depreciation men healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651450
I don't want the vague spit of strangers in my alcohol, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651430
sorry not permitted

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651346
>schizo critic is from /monster/
What a tweest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651450
>>42651462
Leave it to the ultrapervert Japs to invent spit wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>dress up sandworm in a wedding dress
>realize that sandworm can't fit inside a church and even if she could nobody would see the dress inside her shell
>dress up sandworm's mouth to look like the inside of a church and have the wedding in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651474
considering greek wine was made with FEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651457
>showing you don't even give a shit about monster girls by just reposting random bullshit from Wikifag's archive to trick gullible retards here into thinking you're not just some outsider faggot attempting to give his argument credence

>>42651471
>samefagging
I've been here since before that crippled faggot even made his website and never stepped foot into his fed honeypot. Now go back to your discord and kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651452
Are you retarded or just blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651462
>wants specific spit from people who know him in his alcohol
Based patrician.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651483
Our ancestors were all a bunch of freaks and now we carry on that legacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651474
>>42651483
>forgetting about monster wine
Dick is essential to their brewing process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651483
>Go to monstergirl winery
>All the wine has pics of the girls that crushed the grapes with their feet on the bottle
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651497
Only if its from my oni wife would I accept such a drink
Also theres plenty of old time- brewing methods for sake that do not require the fulids of people to ferment

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651492
Since this all started from a guy that very obviously doesn't know the first thing about MGE and just wanted to start a flamewar I'd say be safe and go with the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651517
Waifu is the best sake fermentor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651462
I'd rather have alcohol made from my wife's breastmilk

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651548
Thats now how that works

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651548
Anon if you try to make wine out of milk you'll just get cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651470
>can’t have ogre in frilly dress
>can’t have sex in cars
>can’t time travel away from your waifu
MGE keeps getting worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651563
>>42651572
You can ferment the whey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651515
Thats a thing why havent we heard about zipangu yokai wine?
closes we got to japanese stuff is dragon horned poky and that lizard meat version of a tonkotsu bowl
but the only wine is from dragons as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651497
>order exclusive alcohol from a renown zipangu brewery
>it's personally delivered by a fox representative from the brewery
>she absolutely insists she stays with you while you're tasting it, because it's the company's "tradition" and they need all the feedback on such low-volume and premium product
>you drink it and comment on the exquisite taste
>fox starts getting suspiciously touchy
>basically molests you in your own home
>ask her to stop
>"what's the matter, dear customer, we already technically kissed"
>"I chewed the rice myself ehehehe"
and so, anon discovered why this particular brand only sells to unmarried men

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651563
>>42651572
The turks and mongols would drink fermented horse milk so it can work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651563
I'll make it work Alcohol is just sugar water kept in an anaerobic environment. There's plenty of lactose, the question is just getting rid of the other stuff that makes it go bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651590
Knowing turks and mongols drank it only makes it less appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651589
Damn seaky foxes, everytime I think I've figured out their latest scheme, a new one pops up out of nowhere...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651588
Technically all the fruits and stuff can be used to make wine. It’s JRPG logic, so the wine would be a liquid and alcoholic form of whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

dragonia had too much dragon-thing

[Anonymous No.]

Just don't ask where they got the yeast from.

[Anonymous No.]

Thought's on Kejourou and why she is one of the best wives from Zipangu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651590
why horses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651374
not him but....

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651640
I don't even know where our society gets yeast from

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651374
I think I just don't like any bug type monster girl, along with any undead monster girl. I keep thinking how anything covered with an exoskeleton must be a squishy bag of bug guts inside. And I can't imagine any undead not being cold as a corpse, seeing as they are ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651700
plant extract thats cultivated
simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651711
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651646
Why wouldn’t the horse people drink horse milk?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I'm gonna challenge that okd Fox at the shrine to a battle! It should be easy coz she's old, her eyes are always closed, she's gotta drag around those heavy tits and nine tails and every time I see her she's always licking her lips so she must be easily distracted by food!

[IronBeast No.]

>>42651792
Remember that the more ninjas you have to fight at once, the weaker they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651884
I guess my failure gets to stay as 4 chan isnt letting me delete it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651884
So I should go after a Senran Kagura style ninja school and take on all the students at once got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651944
Can you handle that much Ninja tit anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651944
That works at first but as you defeat more ninjas, the remaining ninjas get progressively stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651884
Kek, happens.

[Anonymous No.]

It’s too cold for Rata-chan to get out of bed and deliver newspapers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652004
Sure but why did she took refuge on my sofa? I will kick her out tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652130
There was a bad blizzard last night! The Ice Queen gets into a mood when Valentines Day is close and won’t stop crying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652145
Me too, so the tree rat should gtfo from my living room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651969
I’ve been training all my life for such a task.
>>42651989
Then I’ll just recruit the already defeated ninjas to help me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651461
There has to be at least one good story about that.

[Anonymous No.]

All Im saying is that if the Mofukuza dont find an answer to Babayaga's cleaners soon, the Meido Mafiya will eliminate them in the next movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652447
The Mofukuza might make a deal with the Shogpranos...

[Anonymous No.]

>Your childhood friend valkyrie accidentally found a "100 Ways to monsterize the girl you love" book in your room while you made her a tea in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652205
Rata-Chan is trying to send you a message but she’s too shy, you definitely shouldn’t read the nice smelling letter covered in hearts she “forgot” on your coffee table

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652130
She wouldn't have to sleep on the sofa if you would just stop changing the locks on your bedroom door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652623
>she drinks the tea anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649716

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651884
>ninjas
i just want one so i can gently and lovely perform cunnilingus on her i love women with black hair

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be nice? A dragon air pirate captain

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652637
>>42652645
I ask her to go away, She's now bunkered in my bed... I will have to sleep on the sofa tonight. I hate valentine's day

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652872
they would be wyverns though

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650002
Cool to see a new one of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652911
I just want to be alone and sad. We're so lucky the portals aren't going to open so monsters can abduct us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652918
Wyverns fight for justice and honor

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650149
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_o%27_nine_tails

It's a dad joke made into a pet. Why do monster girls think this is OK? Do they really think this will impress a boy enough to get a date?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be extra polite to any overworked cupids you see on valentine's day!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/1625110903405547531?t=Z059HAfOoOdYaYzWyvCpzA&s=33

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652960
And not that cute sailor she saw on the airship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653041
he really likes that phyrexian oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333

[Anonymous No.]

>>42652989
>Bitch where's my valentine? I havent gotten a single chocolate all day! Do your fucking job!
They do it for free lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650498
>>42650602
The T-dolls in GFL are just incredibly human-like robots.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653126
what a failure of design

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653086
Don't complain about a lack of chocolate to a cupid, they might just give you more chocolate than you bargained for.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653133
IIRC, most T-dolls were originally made for occupations like maid work or waitressing before being repurposed for combat. It makes sense that their makers would design them to be as human-like as possible to avoid creeping out potential customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653191
Cowards, they don't know the beauty of a woman with a rail cannon for home defense.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650770
i'll whiff it on purpose to transition into a suplex

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653191
Wait really? I thought they were personifications of guns ala Azur Lane. That's way worst then I was expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653070
Bounty hunter Wyvern doggedly pursues air-pirate anon... for love!
>brought to you by the writing team behind Space Outlaw Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653260
>In the wild west of floating islands in a world beyond the law, only she can bring him and the other outlaws to justice!
>Subscribe to Drago-TV for other classic hits like Rape She Wrote and The Greatest Treasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650770
>go to monologue
>say a word wrong
>lim starts snickering
>haku teacher starts to correct you
>yell 'i know, mom!'
>she's not your mom
>bump your shoulder on the doorway really hard as you run off
>try to pretend it didnt hurt that much but they noticed
maybe i wasn't meant for all that hero stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653259
IIRC, they do tend to incorporate references to the guns and their real-life users into their designs (AK-47 is designed after left-wing militias, MP40 dresses like a Wehrmacht officer, UMP45 is flat because of her straight magazine, etc.)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650770
>two weeks after the incident one of the FB's underlings appears in your room
>"hey reme-"
>"go away, i know im cringe just leave me alone"
>you are sitting on the floor with your legs pulled up and head down
>"ok. yeah, it was cringe... BUT i was even more cringe!"
>"yeah right."
>"no, im serious. have you ever heard the nickname 'third great lord of the giant mountain'?"
>a quiet snicker escapes from your lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650770
this is why you dont do stupid things like annoncing stuff or say anything in that final bossm fight, you just do without warning and pierce her womb

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653584
Can she play Smoke on the Water?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653642
lady i dont think its halloween anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653602
Holy shit! look at the size of that wan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653664
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653711
>>42653711
>>42653711
>>42653711

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653744
Ah, the gymnasium.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653152
I dont care, a cupid could never understand the pain of being completely forgotten and alone to the point of not getting any chocolate on the Day of Love. And since it's entirely her fault, Im justified in taking my loneliness and frustration out at her.
>DO YOUR FUCKING JOB DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651096
They're adorable dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651195
I'm honestly not even sure if they're newfags or from discord. They're fucking annoying though

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651645
Would get wrapped up like a blanket in her hair

[Anonymous No.]

getting haircut boosts your seductive nature to monsters 200 fold
a good outfit gives a multiplier of 700
And a smile makes it over 100000

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653780
she's overworked day by day to the point that she hasnt had any time to find love herself.
today she's being pushed to the point of complete mental collapse, by yelling at her you run the risk of every ounce of restraint vanishing and her turning into a rape monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651645
I fucking love kimonos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653859
I'm just gonna hold up a sign with an arrow pointing towards my junk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653871
Oh no, I hope she doesn't take it all out on me haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653881
why not try to talk to one of those creepy monsters tat are following you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653885
oh she will, and first she'll stab you with one of her potent love arrows.
hope you're ready for pure obsession because she's shoving it deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653799
>They've been at it for weeks
>Thinking it will stop
At least the fever pitch of the writing contest is over, not sure why.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves like (you) a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653909
but shes like 20000 years older than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653909
and i like Elves at lot too

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653871
>>42653900
So? What, is that supposed to scare me or something?
Im past that point of caring. Nobody else cares about me so why should I care about others? NOW DO YOUR JOB AND GIVE ME LOVE, BITCH!
>cupid and anon have furious feral animalistic wrestlesex where they just unleash their frustration, loneliness and exhaustion out on each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653902
I only saw like two people in the last two threads so I dunno, I was hoping they would go away eventually

[Anonymous No.]

imma be a cockatrice farmer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654058
>if unicorn was a unicorn
Whar does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

It's getting warmer...miss Ice Queen's going to be dealing with her seasonal depression soon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653909
And I like them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654062
Unicorn as in the Azur Lane character who's a personification of the WW2 light aircraft carrier HMS Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653902
The tournament was rigged. Blacked anon was the real winner

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654058
>impregnate centaur in front womb
>turn centaur around
>impregnate centaur in back womb

[Anonymous No.]

Beware cows
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105219030

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654095
fuck thats hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653871
>misery loves company
does eros see that as distasteful matchmaking tool?
What do cupids even use those lead arrows for, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654099
I like how she steals his sippy straw and holds it in her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654114
the demon lead arrows are the no love ones, each cupid has one incase of emergency.
trying to steal a demon lead arrow to use on yourself is just an emergency marriage proposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654114
To make people realize what they're losing by refusing to feel love. It's a taste of real loneliness. Not sure if It would work on people here tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654125
You can buy one on the black market, melt it into a tiny nuggets and insert it into your chest. No one will bother you and every monsters will be repulsed by you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654135
You faggot should go somewhere else if you want to masturbate to your misery porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654116
that is good too, but thats how much larger i like my cows when compared to me, if only she was big softer and had a pudgy belly and bigger thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654145
I didn't say that I would do it. Just an idea for the other anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654154
Then don't encorage their self pity misery fest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654135
nope sorry, cupids also have a arrow to reverse the curse for even greater emergencies and they know exactly when someone cursed themselves.
you WILL be loved and you WILL be happy!

[Anonymous No.]

Top 3 girls you want to cuddle with.

Just cuddling. No lewd. Not who you'd want to wife. Like if someone gave you an hour to cuddle with her and you'd never see her again, which girls are your top 3 for cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654126
>"I-Impossible! That lead arrow hit you dead straight in the heart! How are you still unaffected?!"
>"Heh. I'll let you in on a secret."
>Anon proudly puffs his lead arrow embedded chest out with a cocky grin
>looks at the shocked and slightly terrified cupid straight in the eye
>"Im always lonely. Have been for decades. Im used to it."
>Tears slip out of his eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654168
I know. That the big idea, misery fag cull themselves while You could make big money by selling lead arrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654175
I am NOT a cuddleslut

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654175
Only one would be Bunyip but I also want to wife one so no one I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654175
unlike the other anon i AM a cuddleslut.
fox, self explanatory.
snake, coiled.
slime, i dunno i just feel like it would be enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654228
I can't imagine cuddling a girl you don't want to marry. That's half the appeal unless you're into scaly girls or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654175
>Lich
>cupid
>sahuagin
In that order.
I love kuuderes,they're cuddlesluts every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654226
ah, clussy good, clussy real good

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654219
Yes you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654230
wait no no fuck im too much of a cuddleslut i just realized the implication that this means i wont get to marry the fox, the top tier cuddlepick.
i replace her with a bunyip.

[Anonymous No.]

you got three choices, fox wurm, bogie wurm cheshire wurm
whuch wurm would you take?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654332
Which one is a cunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654356
none lest you use a potion, they are all around your age

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653909
But their old lady mana smells like mulch…

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

trying to finish that imp for Anon is a nightmare
trying to do literally anything is a nightmare lately, but I gotta try for monster girls, they wouldn't want me giving up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654175
Manticore, for the tangled mess of limbs
Snake, for the full body coils
zombie, so I can use her as a personal body pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654398
>they wouldn't want me giving up
i dunno, i think that vulture girl watching anon crawl through the desert is pretty intent on waiting for him to give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654187
Based doomer. Anon should get her Special Love Beam, but there’s no one to hold him down long enough. What does she do?
>Cupid grabs Anon in a hug as she radiates eye-searing pink rays
>She smiles as tears fall from her eyes
>Watch her mouth move silently
>All sound is muted by the building energy
>Somewhere a single cherry blossom falls on a still lake’s surface
>And then all explodes into pink
So remember kids, don’t be a gloomy emo faggot, or Cupid will take you *directly* to heaven with her. Eros Akbar. Banzai, motherfuckers!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654398
This is why I sometimes wish for an art fairy.
A kiki would do wonders too.

>>42654477
All fluff leads to addiction.
Mofu, not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654477
'twas a wise man who said 'all mofu leads to fox'

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654457
>A giant, pink mushroom cloud in the shape of a heart rises to the sky at the center of one of the worst outbreaks of eros energy in recorded history that turns every single mg within a 10km radius into a pink lovey dovey variant

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654477
To the source!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654175
Bogey,
kraken,
alraune.
want 'em big and soft. being enclosed in an alraune's petals sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

monsters to be most like tomoko

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire tiddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654557
doppelganger

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654219
You will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654575
I could see ghosts as well as well as the wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654175
No one.

It's not that I don't want to be cuddled. I just don't want to be touched by anyone who isn't my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654175
lava golem, like hugging a space heater
earth elemental, the kind of kuudere to listen to your heartbeat and smile softly
ghandavara, giant fluffy silk eros feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654578
I need a cup of Yeti's famous hot cocoa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654574
Vampire milk

[Anonymous No.]

What's that big muddy MG called again? I wanna snuggle with her for an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654667
I love undead dairy products

[Anonymous No.]

Ahem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654675
dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654675
Dorome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654788

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654699
Undead milk and undead dragon eggs are a great breakfast in the land of the undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654798
>wife gets jealous when you drink holst milk from the store instead of hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654821
I feel like any monster that can lactate will see that as an insult

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654849
It's fine if she drinks it instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654877
>tfw she likes the milk as well, ust as much as you to the point you two want to meet that holst, and you heard she was single

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654574
>>42654667
What's the current exchange rate between man blood and vampire milk?
This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654989
about 4 ml for a gallon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654895
Milk sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655006
Anon we can all have opinions but you have objectively, a shit one. Monster milk is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654788
Dorome gives the best hugs. The best cuddles. The best handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654175
gandharva for huge tits, wing burrito and she smells great
fox, a classic for mofu
dormouse, to be a body pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654699
>buttermilk again

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what undead cockatrices taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655053
>spoiled chicken again

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655069
i meant the eggs, but i bet they taste like good grilled chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655077
when you eat them out, fuck i need to sleep more than 5 hours

[Anonymous No.]

You like androids right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654994
>Anon brings a full pint of his blood to the undead dairy market
>Vampire seller has heart pupils while negotiating
>Says it will take her a month of milking to afford that much
>Two stains are slowly appearing on her shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655077
>eggs taste like grilled chicken
Can I interest you in a Wurm or Haku instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655095
how about some grilled eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655039
How about one without horns? They usually produce kefir

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655093
>Die of blood loss before she has to pay
>Free blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655125
>die of blood loss
>get revived by the on hand lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655117
eros zombie cows produce strawberry kefir

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655149
>Undeath makes monsters cuddlier and softer
>Eros' blessing is an instant max LV in all Love skills
>Cow versions are always superior and milkier
You shouldn't be allowed to stack all the best modifiers, it's unfair to honest and hardworking basic species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649415
You are very dumb and stupid. Neck yourself for knowing nothing about the setting or what KC himself has said he envisions for the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655216
I wish he would actually update the game meaningfully so I could write lore friendly murderfics, even if that murder is giant horny scorpions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655212
they just need to git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655247
Wow.

You weren't actually TRYING with that bait, were you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655275
I was being unironic.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're going to be an irresponsible father, then you should marry an arachne.
Spider daughters are extremely easy to raise, they just cling onto their mother's back and observe quietly.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pray to Eros for a bogie
>Get a bogey

[Anonymous No.]

my wife's birthday is tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646333

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649193
this is the most perfect hag fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655322
awesom I will remember to wish her Happy Birthday tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648914
found the pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655319
Eros bogey best bogey.

>>42655322
>You give her a birthday present
>She gives you homemade Valentine choco
Seems like a fair deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655357
i like this old woman, she sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655382
Hey, just because her breasts are massive doesn't mean that she's old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649632
I'll just list off the multitude of verboten fetishes I have that I just don't post about here because this is more of an escapist fantasy for me like having people who actually love me and care for me and being a family man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42651046
I can't drink anymore because of a fatty liver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655212
>Undeath makes monsters cuddlier and softer
Maybe that's why vanilla zombies are my favorite monster girl, there's something about simple zombies that makes me extremely attracted to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655386
she got the closed eyes, a sign of very advanced age

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655390
>Extremist succ listens to anon telling her about his unhealthy fetishes
>She puts her hand on his forehead
>Casts an eromancy spell
>She asks him to tell her again about his fetishes
>"Lotus position, impregnation, handholding and kissing."
Don't underestimate succumagic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655405
Then exercise and eat less calories

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655420
>list of depravities doesn’t change at all
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to kill myself before my fated monster wife finds me, thus sparing her from a life with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655410
Simple zombies also appeal to the instinct of wanting to care and protect.
Without (You) she would be living in the slums, without warmth, without clean clothing, without a comfy bed all the while suffering from decades of loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655428
no anon I need a liver transplant and I'm so far down the list I'm not getting one unless someone I know is a match gives me one, my parents are dead, my brother disowned me, and the rest of my family doesn't want anything to do with me because I don't believe in jesus so I do watch what I eat and I work outside everyday at my job so I have to suffer. I'm about a year or two away from starting dialysis if I can't find a match

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655485
Birb for ants

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655485
she smol

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655546
>>42655571
fairy hybrid, plz understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655574
Beware the hummingbird harpies. They'll sip your "nectar"

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Parallel between foxes and skeletons popped into my mind. In English, "kitsune" is used in reference to mythical fox beings with magical powers, but the word is just "fox" in Japanese. Meanwhile bone constructs appearing in fantasy media aren't called the regular Japanese word for skeleton, they use the English loanword.

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>>42655410
That's why I want to be a humble zombie farmer when the portals open

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>>42655444
We must create zombie shelters so that those poor girls don't suffer in their degraded state

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what monstergirls are best for doing this
https://files.catbox.moe/gm72k2.png

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>>42655485
>Marry harpy
>She wakes up early everyday
>Can't stop herself from singing while cooking you breakfast
Don't marry a bird if you like to sleep late.

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>>42646333
>Some people call me a stereotype. Have no stereo, can't type. SO THERE!

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>>42655639
Liliraune.

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>>42655691
Cute lesbo flowers!

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>>42655704
Does there exist a full picture of this somewhere or is this it

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>>42655636
can probably set up a mana burner or something and they'll wight over time

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>>42655711
if some monsters use each other for masturbation untill they get husbands I wonder if that makes them more prone for seeking bigamous relationship with the same guy

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>>42655691
i was thinking more of the facedownintits-missionary part than the other-girl-watching part, but that's also cool

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Gonna force big monsters to be the little spoon

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wurm+dragon best biagmy

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>>42655748
sex

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>>42655786
sexy deathclaws, so nice and thiccs

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I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains

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Real dead hours.

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>>42655927
I'm coloring the imp

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>Newest Monster Girls:
>1) Phoenix / September 30, 2022
>2) Krampus / January 3, 2022
>3) Pyrow / November 30, 2021

So are we gonna get a second new profile this year or not?
KC sure is working real hard with all the patreon money he's getting.

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he is doing it on every day with 3 , he is inspired by a truly holy place

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>>42655786
She can't handle my Big Iron.

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>Don't wanna be a Tom
>Be premiere chesh bait
>End up having chesh twins just decide they live in your home now

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>downloaded 2500 images of meowscarada
I could say it was because it looked a lot like a sith so I could use it as a reference for drawing practice but that would be a lie and we all know it.
i still hope the next profile is a sith.

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>>42655967
Just don't give in to their teasing and give them water spray correction.
You can't be a Tom if you won't fuck a cat.

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>>42655967
Bring a hellhound home.

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>>42655970
>Anon's jungle adventure proved to much more eventful than he anticipated

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>>42655804
The snakepit casino always has the high class acts

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>>42655979
Oh god it's spreading!

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>>42655970
bee happy

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>>42654175
>Selkie
close naked cuddling in her sleeping bag-like pelt would be divine.
>Lamia
Getting coiled up and used for warmth
>Familiar
Cute and fluffy

>Honorable Mentions:
>Alice, Living Doll
Also small and cute, but not as fluffy
>Ittan Momen
Might be the best for cuddles if she takes the shape of a body-pillow or heavy blanket
>Gargoyle
For interesting cuddles. If you cuddled before you turned to stone, then you two would be forced to stay relaxed and comfortable for the whole day, as if under a weighted blanket, taking a nap during the day.

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>>42656015
Well I'm out of ideas. Good luck.

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>>42654175
>no yeti
The Winterstown Mob will hear of this.

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>>42656015
>tfw hellchesh brings her twin and now you have two hellcheshs in addition to two normal cheshs
THIS HAS ONLY MADE THE SITUATION SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE

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>>42656053
[Pic didn't post for some reason/spoiler]

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>>42656053
surely the manticore can make things better!

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>>42656015
This Chesh need buck breaking

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>>42646333

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A reminder that today is National Headpat a Fox day. Oh, and that tomorrow is National Give Tofu to Foxes day. And wednesday is National Kitsune Elder Appreciation day. And you can't forget that the worldwide Fox Festival is taking place from thursday to saturday. Of course, this sunday is also National Ninetail day. And then of course there's next week, which starts with...

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>>42656123
im starting to think there might be some shady deals behind all of these national holidays, and i think the plump shrine maiden is behind all of it!

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>shiro goes yandere over your pets because she thinks they’re going to sith

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>>42656123
I WANT TO PET AND MOLEST FLUFFY MAMONOS. Thanks for listening to my political party presentation

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>>42656123
I'll be sure to do my part.

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>>42656154
>throws out your towels because they might turn into ittan-momen
>switches to plastic knives so they don't turn into cursed knives
>removes all lanterns and lamps so they don't turn into lanterngirls whose name I don't remember
>your buddy comes over one night and decides to joke about the walls of your house monsterizing, and now miss shirohebi is giving the drywall the evil eye whenever you're not looking

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I would NEVER lose to a fox.

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>>42656154
unacceptable behaviour

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>>42656160
>first year post portals
>government has locked down the portals hard, nobody in nobody out
>some mana is still able to seep through, those destined for the MGE side are able to become stronger because of it
>election time
>some random guy joins the race with the slogan "touch fluffy tail"
>his first speech:
>"one year ago america was blessed with potential, cute beast girls that want to be pet. and they want to take care of us."
>"some people didnt like that! said that its not what you want. but id say they know a little less about what you want than you do pal."
>"why, because you invented it! its in human nature to pet animals, and all animals on our rock like to be pet. what makes them any different?"
>"i'll tell you what, they love you! earth women cant compete."
>"and not only that! the dog breeding industry, what use is there for a mutt that wants to be pet when your wife wants it as well? same goes for pet food, they can eat real food"
>he goes on to list every company that would be negatively impacted by this
>"and then we have the dairy and pillow industries, yep. they all have big breasts."
>"but this is just me going on a little side tangent, the real focus is the fact that that they are there waiting for us and our government is separating destined lovers."
>"a vote for me is not only a vote for america but your own future! no more endless wars because of all the love."
>somehow this schizo tier speech gains normalfag attention
>hitman is sent to take him out
>the bullets simply bounce off his skin because of the mamano mana amplifying the fact that he's dense as fuck
>against all odds gets into office
>"alright lets see here. ahhh the broadcast button"
>its actually the nuke button, it just broadcasts the oval office on the first press and launches on the second.
>suddenly every tv in america shifts to the oval office
>"because of your support i was able to get into this position! now lets go over the changes!"
>"one: the portals will be opened up for free access, ive already called everybody back."
>"two: no more solar or wind power, it takes up too much space!"
>"three: i will now be stepping down from power. and my VP, ms nuki, will take over"
>he forgets to press the button on his way out fortunately, allowing people to come in and disarm it.

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>>42656288
Because it's the fox losing to you?

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>>42656217
I’ll agree to stay in her coils at all times, if it means we get to keep the pets.

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>>42656288
>Kumiho don't rip your liver out anymore
>Now they're just health food nuts who really like sharing the health benefits eating unconventional organ meat like liver can give
>Liver and onions is a staple dish every Kumiho knows how to make by instinct even if that makes zero sense due to the fact they're completely divorced from a culture that would make something like that

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>>42656393
ehhhhh i think i'll go for the meaty fox that perfected how to make deep fried food instead.

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>>42656401
Just try it, anon! It's not good to be picky about things you haven't even given a fair chance! Please ignore the peculiar mushroom that rolled into view from her kitchen that looks just like the one mixed into the onions on your plate.

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>>42656317
>>election time
>>some random guy joins the race with the slogan "touch fluffy tail"
Don't need to read any more, already has my vote.

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>>42656415
nope im sorry but unhealthy meat and sweets is what i live for, and mamano mana actually makes it healthy.

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>>42650959
One of the best MGE stories involves a mantis girl. They’ve been immortalized

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>>42656425
I hope you take a big bite out of that meaty fox's food only for her to smugly gloat that you ate fried tofu then!

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>>42656447
yes, thats the point of tofu, its good when fried right but its not a meat substitute.

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There’s Winterstown and Tallsborough, but where do I go to get kabedon’d by tan and delicious brown monsters? Besides the desert

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>>42655704
>POV: Big Fox watches you eat the bento she made for you.

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>>42656487
the volcanic region of course.
just be careful on the outskirts, there are a lot of scavengers.

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Do Hags get embarrassed when you refer to them as MEATY and LARGE?

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>>42656487
The Hagville Beach Resort of course!

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>>42656487
Browntown

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>>42656499
>, there are a lot of scavengers.
Like Salamanders?

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>>42656123
But my Auntster always tell me that it's "National 'Do What Auntie Says' Day" whenever I go to her house! She always makes me clean her pool with this cheetah print banana hammock!

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>>42656525
salamanders who dont want to do real work, gremlins looking for scrap to build shit with, nuki bandits looking for a quick penny.
all brown/tan of course.
but if you want a more civilized wife you gotta actually get into the volcanic region.

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>>42656487
Oh no, that Sally mercenary found the same foot soldier she fought side-by-side with a few months ago, and she's insisting they have to "make up for lost time".

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>>42656317
no more... wind or solar...?

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>>42656560
yep, too much space taken up and raijus can produce even more power through sex.
think about all the holst pastures that could be built instead!

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>>42656560
Too many harpies flying into the windmills.

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>>42656550
Wow they sound awful. I'm gonna give those lazy bums a piece of my mind before I move onto the volcanic region proper!

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Date with a jungle cat warrior.

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>>42656550
>tanned Danuki bandits
>pretty much just like the Ferengi from Star Trek

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>>42656583
>So uh, what's the bat for?
>Hitting you after we're done...
>Oh.

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>>42656583
>Pet the tail and molest her ears
>Only consequences are purring sounds

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>>42656490
can you imagine some huge fox just towering over and staring at you, unblinking, while you're trying to eat dinner

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>>42656580
be careful, if you make one cry you will invoke the leader of the badlands:
a relatively short fairy that has the strength to lift and swing a sword.
no, its not a demon silver sword. but an actual sword made out of iron.
fortunately she cant swing it hard enough to deal any damage, but its still annoying.
dont tell her that its NOT demon silver, she thinks that her weak swings that make people feel pity are actually super powerful hits that load the target with mana.

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>>42656393
imma just raw meat from a freshly killed cow instead

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>>42656487
Summervile Isles

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>>42656641
>Why would you need to do that? Am I doing bad?
>No, you're doing great~
Monsters are weird and scary

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>>42656683
Just use your own bat before her. You have to assert dominance anon.

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>>42656724
>anon and kot bonking eachother on the head, demon silver bats just making them more horny.
>but the hornier they get the more they NEED to assert dominance

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>>42656643
Jungle cats just pretend that no one can hear them purring like a chainsaw when they are sat in a booth with thier boyfriends.

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>>42656657
>Fairy takes a swing at Anon
>Accidentally manages to slice his leg open
Now it might just a minor wound that a regular band-aid could cover but the yelp of pain and the stuff running down his leg that is very obviously NOT mana would likely mess the poor Fairy up. Anon is gonna have to take responsibility now with the gang's insistence!

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>>42656747
>Anon just cleans it out and then heats up a piece of steel for the good old burn closing

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>>42656803
>fairy knocked out on the floor foaming at the mouth

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>>42656641
That sounds like a good sign to run

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If you're ever in Florida, don't be alarmed if you see a big, mean gator walking down the street.

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>>42656824
>>42656824
You just grab them and start dancing some salsa with them, and watch the mean go to furious passion

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>>42656824
Very gropable belly

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>>42656820
Ah yes, how considerate, getting straight into the foreplay

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>>42656846
i agree, perfect mombod on that tall gator

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>>42656651
h-hot

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>Take an easy job working at a Mamono "zoo" (really just an education job for monster-friendly states to bring kids on field trips to learn about monsters in a face to face environment)
>End up becoming the "caretaker" of the Ocelomeh who makes an entire game out of chasing you around her enclosure when the kids come around

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>>42656880
Time for another game of "Fast Cat, Slow Human"

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>>42656886
>Anon's boss tells him that the Ocelomeh is on break so he might as well sweep up the enclosure
>Kids come over to see her lurking around around, staying just out of his sight while the little tykes have a giggle
>Just as Anon turns around to find out what they're laughing at he lets out a loud yelp as he's tackled to the ground by a particularly cuddly jaguar.

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>>42656880
>frame perfect dodges
>parries (hugging her when she lunges to tackle)
>uncounterable attacks (scratching the base of the tail and grabbing the ear)
she never stood a chance.

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>>42656880
>tfw you have to take care of a rather old yet still 17 78th season wurm and she just loves to smother you with her meaty body

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>>42656824

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>>42656824
I won't lose to fat tails! I won't lose to fat tails! I won't lose to fat tails!

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>>42656948
>giving a whole presentation on Wurms and how they work while wrapped up in her tail and smothered with kisses, only stopping to correct details like the average max speed Wurms can reach or how their tunnel systems work

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>>42656979
Then why are you front row at a dragon ball game a>>42656995
non?

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>>42656880
>Day one on the job was just getting shoved into the enclosure so she could "get used to your scent and presence in her enclosure"
>Shortly before dimming the lights and blacking out all the windows

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>>42656998
What the hell...

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who's that fluffy bundle of love?

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>>42656824
The Americas are a scary place, I'm heading back to the Highlands

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>>42656995
>Then you also go on about the fact that among all dragons they are the milkest of them all, and attempt to point to the old wurms chest as two points on it being to grow wetter and wetter
>Then a live demostration of how to properly milk a wurm and then go over the many benefits of wurm milk consumption

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>>42657008
>Turns out that's exactly what she was doing
>Poor girl is a foreign hire and has had a hard time adjusting to her new home so your boss wanted to give her time to get to know you personally
>Even a few years and a kid or two later you still have to hold her hand while giving lessons on Ocelomeh culture

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>>42656824
>>42656977
I wish these big dumb lizards stop flipping my boat when I'm fishing on the bayou. The cottonmouth lamias at least leave me alone

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>>42657023
its lil pink fox, the loli bundle of nine tailed love thats five times more fluff than flesh!

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>>42657057
they smell the virgin on you, anon

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>>42656979
eat them

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>>42656979
thighs, thighs thighs thighs i neeeeeeeeed them

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>>42656824

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>>42657133
I want to pet the snakes

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>>42653126
>>42653191
>>42653335
I have no problem with this design. To which why I can't fathom why some anons are so offended by these types of designs for android women/gynoids? Because it requires a bit more brain power thinking and unable to tell so at first glance?

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>>42657163
why are you mad because people called another anon dumb for posting something that isn't a monster girl in a monster girl thread?

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What are you and your monster wife / wives going to do on Valentine's Day?

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>>42657271
I'm gonna be single on Valentine's day. Being single in monstergirl territory sounds like fun, I bet lots of cute couple shit will be going down that I can people watch on.

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>WARNING, THE TACO CAT HAS ESCAPED HER ENCLOSURE

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>>42657121
maybe

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Is the volcanic region h’orc heaven?

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>caught in a turf war between amazons and ocelomeh

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>tfw your old wurm wife takes you to see the prettiest cave in all the lands and the other wives and her do the cutest little number for her
>>42657312
p'orcs are the best in the good stinky fat old hairy ladies

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>>42657328
Only one side has baja blast so I know who I'm rooting for.

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>>42657328
Someone needs to teach them to get along

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have you heard of the curly-haired orcs?

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>>42657305
What a lewd selfie.

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>>42657392
>anon gets snusnu'd into bigamy with a jungle kot and amazon
>he now acts as the mediator between the two tribes

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>>42657406
No, but I need them. Just like I need a curly-haired kej

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Remember: Even though most junglecats take most of their levels in warrior or priests Or sometimes occultists if they wanna get that blood magic, they are still cats so they get innate levels in thief.
Locks will not save you.

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>>42657468
they are almost extinct so get to make more
>>42657482
theif is countered with sleeping hugs

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>>42657482
>Help! I'm being raped by someone I can't understand!

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>>42657482
What if I wear a mask on the back of my head? Surely that will prevent them from pouncing!

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>>42654095
>You'll never be kidnapped and forced to drink cow milk while getting a nursing handjob
Why live

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>>42657454
Those poor missionaries that get sent out to the jungle won't know what hit them now that kots and amazon hunt together

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>>42657500
>DOTR in a nutshell

I knew I should've taken Common in high school!

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>>42654125
The lead arrows aren't permanent, they'll use them on people to make them incredibly susceptible to affection. You ever get such bad loneliness that your chest feels empty and that your entire body starts to feel hollow? Think of it like that but even worse.

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It's a shame that we'll likely never get a cheetah girl but I guess if you wanted you could always really stretch it and apply some cheetah characteristics to Ocelomehs.

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>>42654135
>You're a dumbass and don't realize they just make you feel incredibly lonely and desperate for any level of physical affection that you'll be snatched up by the first monster that sees you

Deserved for being a misery fag

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>>42657531
i guess fox milk will have to do

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>>42654175
I only cuddle gals I'll marry! I am not a harlot

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>>42657519
I only heard that works on tigers, no idea about jaguars.

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>>42654304
>Plot twist it was a trap and now you're married to all three
Have fun anon, enjoy being a body pillow

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>>42654398
Your efforts will be rewarded on the dotr

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>>42657550
cheetahs don't have a lot going for them.
high speed, no stamina, dull claws, terrible at defense (can't climb trees to protect their kills), their kittens colors imitate badgers to pretend they're actually somewhat threatening
ought to go with lion first at least

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>>42654477
Turn back! Ye shall be lost in eternal mofu should ye continue on thy path

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>>42657580
>Dad Anon tells his Jinko daughter that he has eyes in the back of his head
>Now too spooked to try and sneak up on him

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>>42657519
It'll at least prevent triggering their hunter's instincts. Their big cat's pupils will dilate and their heart will beat faster if they see an unaware man.

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>>42654557
That one trumpart that hides in their card all day like a neet

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>>42655322
Happy early birthday to your wife

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>>42657610
>tfw you'll never shuffle a deck of Trumparts.

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>>42655410
I'm a powerfag, but there's something endearing about them. Would take care of and protect a zombie gal that wanted me

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>>42657625
It's already his wife's birthday in this timezone.
>>42655322
Happy birthday, Meiya

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>>42655420
The lotus position is so fucking nice holy shit, it's definitely one of the best. Biggest issue is if you're smaller than your wife tho by a large margin

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>>42655938
Possibly, I'm hoping for a balrog profile. I also hope he starts doing Q&As more, I wanna ask him how the fuck Chimeras are made. I choose to believe reproduction as well as stitching demonic energy signatures together into a being, whether it be yourself or someone else.

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>>42657650
same size couples are pretty weak in the meta so i think it's ok they can have one or two overpowered moves to support the build

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>>42655967
Submit, accept your place as a tom. You know you want to

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Is it possible to read the old MGU forums in some way? Did anybody preserve the writefaggotry from that time? I wrote a one shot long, long ago about a fool who gets run out of town and caught by an alraune.

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>>42657735
>>42657735
Pretty sure it's all gone.