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Once upon a time, Murloc said my story should've had Mantis cuddles in it. So now I wrote a story that does have them.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55931500

>And it happened that on the dawn of her 17th birthday, Second Daughter was given a silly hat made of paper and offered sweet things on which to feast, as is tradition. There was much jubilation in the nest, for it is not every day that a young Mantis reaches this threshold, the age of maturity, the age at which each young Mantis must seek out in the world out yonder a Namer of Names so that she may then take up for herself a proper name, to replace that moniker by which she had been known since birth.
So begins the next story I will write. It is a story with Mantis cuddles in it.

>>44929819
If a Mantis was trying to get you to drop your pants, would offering her a bar of chocolate dissuade her from pursuing such a course of action?
Asking for a friend who's writing a story about it.

I've got a handy survival tip: if you encounter a Mantis in the wild, take off your pants. That way she'll know you're a man and not competing with her for territory or mates.

>>42651452
Are you retarded or just blind?