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Breed evil

>>43165259
>evil wife is giving a grand speech to her henchmen
>you interrupt her by bringing her homemade lunch to her
>finish the visit with a kiss on the cheek
>skip on home while your blushing wife deals with her gossiping minions

Is it true that villains are weak to anal?

>Monstergirl City offers free housing and hefty monetary stipends for men willing to relocate, but only if they sign up for the 'assigned husband' program
>It's touted as a win-win for everyone involved but MGC officials conveniently neglect to mention the waiting list
>None for the men, they get assigned almost instantaneously. For the monsters, however, the waiting list is obscenely long because the programs been going on a while and monsters live a long time
>Younger monsters don't bother signing up anymore, they're far more likely to just get a guy before their spot on the list ever comes up
>Result is that the list is stuffed with old, desperate monsterhags. The kind who have given up on getting a guy normally and just patiently wait for their turn on the list.
>Ancient foxes who have had nine tails longer than most other foxes have been alive. Dragons who fear not death, but do fear zombifying. Echidnas who have been knitting baby clothes for centuries.
>Men foolish enough to sign up are snatched up immediately by only the most desperate, touch-starved, impossibly patient alpha hags

It's a trap, don't do it, the young girls on the brochures are just models.

Thirsty hags come out at night

>>41133213
Nah I like em cold

Ripe, juicy hags whose cocky, confident demeanors crumble instantly at the first intimate physical contact they've had in centuries.