/jp/ - Otaku Culture

instead of engaging with mentally ill, please tell me should I take a packet of beans to ward off the Onis on my trip to zipangu?

Stay safe tonight American anons. No matter who wins the big handegg game tonight, there will be drunk monster fans swarming the streets looking to vent frustration or celebrate

While we're on the topic of strong monsters, how do I get an oni to pay her tab? She just laughs and puts me in a headlock if I try to hand her a bill

>>40038824
Love Onis

Is it true that the only way to stop an oni tribe from raiding my village is by finding their leader and mating pressing her in front of her whole tribe?

>>33874467
A surprise visit from the company's legal team and security.

Why does every other curvy older girl/milf related post have to be by someone with an Oedipus complex?

>>22264650
Smash. In a different sense.

>>22172401
I realized something. Onis and demons are my favorite mgs. One is a classic demon the other one is a jap. Now that explains a lot.

>>22124144
First she'll get you too drunk to stand, then she'll pulverize your pelvis for good measure.

>>22000129

>>21355118
>Oclemeh wants to sacrifice me
>I'm not virgin
Checkmate leopard butts

>>21209486
stench of alcohol.

So fellas, we always go about saying how
>My waifu is the best
and all that and sometimes we even have names for them.

But does your waifu have a badass nickname? How do we know if she's the real deal without a badass nickname?

>be book nerd mage
>have a thing for big, strong warrior monsters
>can't get any of them to take interest in you because you can't fight for shit
How do you get a buff wife when you can't even swing a sword?

>>20856462
>go to party with a red oni
>both drunktards and get wasted
>get the center of attention easily due to obvious free entertainment for others, also drinking contest
>clothing doesn't matter since it'll be ruined and puked all over

I wonder if we would get kicked out.

Big chesty oni hugs.

>your big buff wife is the more confident and boisterous of the two of you, but after she gets pregnant, she starts to worry if she'll be a good mother

>>19335087
>What's the matter?
>Expecting some softy Titania for a life coach?
>No can do!
>I ain't letting you off till youtr something worth writing home about
>In fact, I don't think I'll let you go after that either

>>19292791
Sorry. Is this more to your liking puny human-boy?

>>19283202
Would this be soft or firm?

>Your village gets invaded by Oni
>The takeover is swift and seemingly effortless on their part
>If one likes you and you aren't taken then that's it, you're done, consider yourself in a relationship
>Naturally, the first one that takes a liking to you looks to be the biggest, meanest, loudest one there. You see her start (and end) a minimum of four fights per day. She maims property without a fought over the slightest inconvenience. She's a rude, crass, short-tempered monster and dealing with her in bed is up to you now.
>Behind closed doors she's as gentle as a lamb. It's as if she lets out so much aggression during the day that she has nothing left but tenderness once she gets you in private. She touches you as if you're made of glass and paper and spoils you with tenderness.

>>18332031
They have really big feet!

I want a buff ogre waifu.They are better than onis because they aren't all raging alcoholics.