/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45967863
mamma è qui

>>45841438
If you caught her eye she could easily grab you by the scruff of the neck and walk home with you clutched tight in her arms. There wouldn't be a thing you could do about it.

>>45399723
typa hag who sees a grown man outside at night and asks him what he's doing out without his parents so late

i want a mama fox so badly

>>44975017
oh? he was before my time.

>>44881759
I'm drawn to tall girls because I want to be able to cuddle with my wife and be unable to hear, see, smell, or feel anything but my wife.

>>44712109
don't be dramatic. he'll be fine, he just needs intense reassurance & cuddling therapy for the next few weeks.

Dependency on your wife is cute - CUTE! It's okay to completely depend on your wife for everything! It's fine to have separation anxiety so bad you can't stop yourself from crying when she goes to the grocery store! It's normal to be unable to sleep if you're not cuddled up with her! It's good to only drink and become addicted to her sweet milk! It's common to have horrible nightmares about being left alone that only she can calm you down from!

Dependency on monster wives is the only way to keep fragile humans safe!

Can I offer you a nice fox in this trying time?

>>44509477
I didn't realize this was exactly what I wanted until I read this. god.
I know it's extremely unhealthy, but clingy yan hag desperate to keep you from leaving the house - or her arms, even...

>>44445710
awww. how cute...

>>44397316
It's simply unsafe for a human less than two centuries old to bathe by themself. What if they drowned? It would be irresponsible to allow.

>>44391288
benefits of Big:
- more wife
- easier to be held
- easy to find in a crowd
- higher area coverage when cuddling
- can carry you around whenever
- can spot the enemy from a greater distance when sitting on her shoulders

>>44348295
crying is a bad way to avoid attention in monster territory, anon...

>>44341194
its funny to imagine someone being upset or sad in public and hags just sort of rounding corners as they converge on the source of it
attuned to the psychic aether but only for crying boys

>>44201435
I like to imagine big monsters lay on top of their husbands in the winter. Biggest comfiest weighted blanket in the world...

>>44147446
it sounds nice, doesn't it? just letting go, forgetting about everything outside... letting her warmth and softness become your entire world.

>>44043013
here's a big fox

wish i had a big fox to snuggle with

it's very hot outside. i'm tired and don't have air conditioning. i wish i was curled up on a big monster's lap.

All wives should be at least a head or two taller than you. Anons deserve to be snuggled up to a big monster's soft, warm body.

>>43802747
>not hag bait
Be honest, anon. Honest boys get rewards, you know?

>>43699045
you know how

mama...