Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Minotaurs are comfy too!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33884810
>>33884849
I'm going to drive local monsters and Lilims in charge of their realms crazy by specializing in evasive and illusion magic!

I'm going to teleport right into the Lilim's dining hall and steal all her pastries during a feast!

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would make a good rival for a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884891
griffons

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884891
Canonically speaking it's griffons

[Anonymous No.]

Dun-dun-dun-dun-du-dun-dun-du-dun

[Anonymous No.]

Ear fluffs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Always go for the loli member in your party.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if you tell this to a Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

New wife picture! Undead make bad priests!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884993
i see youre also a fan of hots

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores are just MERE catgirls with a higher power level
Prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884923
Can she play Sea Shanty II?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885026
No but she can play the song that plays in Barbarian Village really well

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884993
>Undead Whitemane
please don't do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884993
Pontifex Maximus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884993
She looks like she gets bullied by an overleveled half naked paladin

[Anonymous No.]

I need MEAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885080
Sorry, no meat here. Only fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885012
No, because two barbs and a session of tailpussy milking is all it takes for you yourself to get MERE'd yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861
>Minotaurs are comfy too!
I'd say Minotaurs are primary choice for comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be trapped on a spaceship with a deranged AI who is constantly hunting you down with a legion of automatons all acting as her physical body, as well as the station itself
>Locking doors to trap you in a room with the automatons until you find a way to escape
>Using manipulator limbs to try and hold you down and remove your pants while the automatons move in
>Turning off gravity in certain rooms to leave you floating helplessly while the sound of the magnetized feet of the automatons grows closer
>Making it to an escape pod and launching off only to be caught in a tractor beam and pulled back to the station
>Being rescued by a salvage crew only to learn, years later, she managed to follow you by infecting software around you and will do anything to bring you back to the station
>Eventually being caught and brought back to the station where she ensures you understand the full extent of her love for you and marrying you on the spot after figuring out which of the hunter models get the best reaction out of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885141
Only as long as we can expand our automaton empire through the galaxy. I want to build some kilometer long battleship daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885141
>>33885156
Look at you, hacker!

[Anonymous No.]

I want Deonora to turn into a mere mammal, obsessed with worshiping her majestic draconic body!

BTW are there dragon cultists (beside ryus)? How do I become a dragon priest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885198
I don't know, but I sure hope KC gives us a dragon god so my wife has another deity to worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885225
tiamat girl the 5 headed dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885254
I meant an official MGE dragon god, but he could totally use Tiamat if he wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885254
>So, what's your chimera wife made up of?
>dragon
>Okay, what else?
>dragon
>Uhh... you already said that, what else has she got in her-
>DRAGON

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885264
its no different then him using hel as god of the underworld, tiamat is the mother of dragons in babylon, the 5 heads is a dnd thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885264
Were there any canon Dragon gods in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

You have been visited by the vampire of comfy sleeping. Good rests and wonderful dreams will come to you if you type “Sleep well comfy vamp!” in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885416
Sleep well comfy vamp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885198
You don't need to worship a ryu. You can worship any dragon. I'm sure she who'll be your wife will be very happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885416
If I want wonderful dreams I can just ask for a cutie nightmare horse to invade my dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885385
I don't think he's ever mentioned a dragon god, which is why I wish there was one. Plus, I think Hathor (or some similar deity) should be added as well. You'd think a god governing fertility would be a favorite among monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons make me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885416
>open vampire coffin
>"Fool! You've released me back into the- Hey, why are you getting in with me? Don't clos-"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885416
My mind flayer wife has gotten rid of my ability to have bad dreams, or any negative thoughts for that matter. I am physiologically incapable of not loving her. Sleep well comfy vamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885584
Little do you know she was just going to pull you in with her so you could replace the pillow she is nibbling on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885566
Me too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885616
How can bogeys even compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885650
What if she wakes up a hundred years later with a much plumper body from all the blood she sleep-drank and a severely dehydrated husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885566
Dragons look best clad in fire. The one strong enough to burn them that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885723
Then I would be happy to have been making her so happy during her long sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885723
Not to worry. husband will have something to drink in the coffin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885566
Anon also makes dragon happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885772
Is it vamp milk?

[Anonymous No.]

A reminder that Order boys are all miserable and the only cure for their sadness is a high density dose of monster pussy and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

You get Isekaid to MGE without knowing the language. A Tanuki offers to help you study, do you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885829
How do I know what she's offering if I don't speak her language? Seems sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885829
I go full German tourist mode and substitute my lack of ability to speak any language, that people speak there with raising my voice and angry shouting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885566
i want to make a dragon zombie happy, they deserve it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885837
She used gestures to get the idea across.
>>33885829
Not much choice there. It would be more convenient to find a spellcaster that knows a spell that will impart the knowledge of the local language, but there's no way to find and ask them without speaking the language in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885850
>full German tourist mode
I thought that meant you just go to the nearest warehouse and start driving a forklift around.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I sure did have the wrong idea about danukis, I had to borrow a large sum of money from one out of desperation, and even though payday came up and I was still very short on cash, she offered to let me work it off instead of crushing me financially.
Kinda weird that my place of employment will be her home though, specifically her bedroom. I guess I'm gonna work as a butler or something. Wish me luck, guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886012
Very Shenmue of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886012
Kek, nah that would make every single mamono wet and they jump me at instant. And I need to find my wife first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886017
>Anon haven't realized that he's already financially crushed and is at the mercy of the danuki's palm
You must now devote a lifetime service to her. Remember, you're here forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886012
No, that's digging out a hole in the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886017
>>33886060
I rather be a debt slave to a creeping coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886115
You don't owe anything to a creeping coin, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886115
You're going to have to pay back every cent at the universally agreed upon trade. One creampie per every penny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886124
>universally agreed upon trade
[Citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886133
Don't you trust the Danuki stock market?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886060
He will be crushed financially and soon his hips will be crushed via intense nuki mating sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a story about Danuki getting blueballed by a cute /biz/ neet who makes bank on crypto and has no financial needs except for tendies and his camper he lives, plays vidya and workouts in.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Anon, Your wife wouldn't want You to be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886175
>Danuki surely has Anon cornered now, there is no way he can scrape up enough cash in the three days he has to pay off his debt, he will belong to her before the week is over
>The next day Anon pays it all off after four and a half hours of /biz/ shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886276
>she has to go in debt herself to convince Bogdanoffs to dump eet
>yes they are also in MGE world as they are extradimensional beings

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886175
it's only a matter of time before his luck runs out and he ends up homeless, letting a tanuki's desire marinate will only make his fall from grace ever more painfull

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886266
Is that why my Bicron wife keeps getting Yetis and Bogey to come over and fuck me?
I do like the cuddle orgies but still.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware who stalks you in the night
Beware the she-wolf and her bite
Her mystic lips tell only lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885141
I don’t get this reference, but I love the idea of a yandere AI.

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock when???

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886599
I wouldn’t care if someone like her was stalking me. She gives off real big tomboy childhood friend vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886621
what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886017
>tfw no MG sugar momma
Can I please die now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886666
No megasatan, your punishment must be more severe

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886653
you know, Jabberwock, the dog-like beast that famous book written by a British pedo?.
the poem above kinda reminded me of him, and the fact that wonderland still doesn't have an analogous mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886712
Not sure what this is about

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884951
That's forbidden mofu. Very sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886712
I mran I know every man is a pedo until proven otherwise but I don't see what this has to do with this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886727
honestly, does she even count? the Jabberwock literally had a bulldog head, our jabby is just a spicy dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886712
>>33886741
it wasnt ever a dog, it was mostly a dragon, you might be getting it mixed up with the bandersnatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886793
holy shit you're right, got them mixed up. sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.]

>childhood friend minotaur is just a little bit bigger than you as kids
>she teases you about height, strength, everything
>every year that passes she gets increasingly bigger and teases you more and more about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886897
this but reversed. bullying a midget minotaur that had the audacity to think she would outgrow you for her shortness and lack of secondary sexual characteristics would bring great pleasure for the likes of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886932
After years of you bullying her, she hits her growth spurt and shoots up a couple feet.
Then she cracks her knuckles menacingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886945
surely, mamono mana and inexplicable fate bullshit would keep such a gruesome event from ever happening, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887030
sorry anon, but mamono mana and fate dictate your pelvis will be turned to dust
you are stuck with this extra big mino forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886897
>desmugging a bully monster by moving out to other city for university, without telling her
I still wish that Anon who wrote a greentext about dropping a job, in which he was blackmailed by a Manticore finished his job. It was coming along nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887063
if push comes to shove, I will just spike her food with imperceptibly small amounts of pedomorphing potion until the desired bullying height is achieved is once again achieved

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna dick a black harpy.
I wanna lick inside her mouth.
I wanna kiss her butthole and give it come tongue.
I wanna hold her close to me every night
I wanna make her smile every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887309
Black harpies are the best girls and deserve all of this and more.
Good on you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885829
>Anon begins nodding so fast his neck breaks from the whiplash alone.
>Tanuki proceeds to steal the shirt off his dead back as it was all a ploy to begin with, but this just makes it ten times easier.

[Anonymous No.]

Goats

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887436
I prefer my goat waifus without horsecocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887309
This but with Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887469
Well there's no problem then since space goats don't have any

[Anonymous No.]

good morning, wurms are a good choice for a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887601
I was meant to write that one story of the girl who became one
I need to actually empty that idea bucket of mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887601
Can I be friends with wurmy, if I'm married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887708
yeah, just friends tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887566
I like the more wild aspect of black harpies. They're equally as intelligent as crow tengus, but they're more sociable and more forward. I think that'd work well for me since I'm neither of those. Opposites attract and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887708
Only if you're married to bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that licking fruits are literally just geoducks, an extremely phallic animal that Japanese people eat alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887783
based

[Anonymous No.]

Who do you blame for your eventual attraction to your waifu/favourite species? As an additional challenge, guess the girl based on the character/s

For me, it's Lady Elvira Grey from Fable I & II and Sylvanas Windruner from Warcraft 3 and World Of.

>>33884993
Undead make the best priests.

[Anonymous No.]

be wary of how you dress in front of monsters, showing a bit of chest is flirting, no shirt is asking for it. So don.t wear loose t-shirts to hide your body. This will cause monsters to be curious about what's underneath Wearing pants that are LOOSE are also a no-go, so try wearing TIGHT clothing that show off your body if you wish to lower chances of rape. THIS HAS BEEN THE ANON RAPE PREVENTION TEAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887863
for me, puppies and having dogs in general, because they have the most amount of love for you while not always being that bright

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887863
My waifu is a Night Gaunt. I really like chaos monsters and the transformation powers they give their husbands. But besides that my love of kuudere girls, submissive girls, and latex bodysuits probably came from Rei Ayanami from Evangelion. She was my fist waifu. At this point the Night Gaunt is the only monster I would ever want to be with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887927
please, do not dick your dogs. or at least wait until they become siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887964
no, the concept of although, they don't know much, they know they love you,

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887863
Weirdly enough, I can't actually point at any character that would 'prepare' me for my eventual monster waifu. I guess Medusas and Nagas from (Heroes of) Might and Magic series, Sirens, Arachnes from Castlevania Aria of Sorrow were my introduction to the concept of monstergirl.
As for the personality? No idea, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887783
I'm pretty sure it's a magic banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887942
Funny, my first ever anime crush was Asuka so all my waifu types are built around her - flat-chested, smart, moody, kinda bitch but tsundere for (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888007
still. the resemblance is uncanny, down to the squirting liquids everywhere part.
the only difference is that geoducks are animals, alive, and move a fucking lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887964
Sith? Where are they gonna learn the Dark Side of the Force?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887863
I like dumb girls that is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888120
Well since they are dogs they're more adept in the Bark Side

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887309
I just watched Black Swan, this bird is more elegant than you can possibly imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887309
pickle-pee

[Anonymous No.]

you dare mock the son of a shepherd!

[Anonymous No.]

So where do I apply to become a semen pump for a succubus?
I have no worth outside of being used as a food source for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888191
Pump a rum

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888202
Dass rite David

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888224
Just summon one

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888241

[Anonymous No.]

>Don't Dead, Open Inside

But what does it mean...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888313
It's a Twin Peaks reference. Doesn't the zombie looks exactly like Laura Palmer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888244
well, then have at thee, foul scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888313
Anyone got a link to the whole thing?
I can't seem to be able to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

Marry classical monster grills anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888425
https://twitter.com/redzedhead/status/1268535854185644034?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888457
>star-shaped birthmark
SONO CHI NO SADAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888480
Definitely gonna go with the ghouls for sure. The most violent, cock-crazed ones they got. I think 5 of them will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1616517933027.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888527
begone, /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

what traditions would monster girls have? would they celebrate the first time that a boy busted a nut and had the ability to impregnate someone for the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888527
Who let /pol/ out of their containment board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888701
monsters most likely celebrate first menstruations, just like we do, only dads are probably expected to remain as far away as possible from their daughter, at least until they get used to their newfound urges.
unless they are into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888701
I imagine it varies with species; I can picture Manticores congratulating their daughterus on first producing working venom, or Wights when their daughters first manifest claws et cetera et cetera

[Iron-Beast No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30237945/chapters/74513361
All battle mansion stories are now on AO3, as usual the glaring issues ahave been tweeked

All thats left are the roullettes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888798
afaik monsters don't menstruate
most animals don't aswell, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886266
The urge to cuddle with this friendly looking manticore is immense

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887863
>blame
She's such a unique design that the only person I can blame is myself. Reading through the encyclopedia entry, envisioning scenarios with her, etc. made her easily the very best in my mind. If anything the raw human emotion of >must protect her cute smile is what influenced it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888824
Does that mean they don't have hymens either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888866
Greenworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887879
What if I dress like a woman as disguise? I heard that monsters only rape men

[Anonymous No.]

Mind flayers are underappreciated. I am not able to think of any monster who can compete with mind flayers in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888928
They do have hymens - I remember some guy mentioning this n in KC's QnA and KC answered as if hymen's existence is given - and so do most mammals

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888187
fkin kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888995
are you an alp anon, cause that's how you become an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888945
perhaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888998
Give me a rundown

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888523
I'll just have one tenta-ghoul hybrid. I think my body can't handle more without losing sanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888811
sweet

[Anonymous No.]

can I fight with my dick out as a distraction for monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889072
Do you have a garden anon? You should grow some nice lush leafy greens for IRL green worms. It's karma, I'm sure she'll smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889092
>life was terrible
>always feel confused, self-conscious, conflicted and alone
>meet mind flayer
>fall in love
>never confused because she helps me think
>never self-conscious because she took away my ability to feel that
>never conflicted because she instilled complete devotion in me
>never alone because she turned me into a little squid who is always on her
More of you need to submit. I could not be happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888998
The idea that they get embarrassed with public hand-holding makes them very cute girls that is until you get back home and it's bedroom time if she's felling kind she'll only mindbreak you twice tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888811
Nice work

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889195
to avoid getting raped? Yeah. Whipping out your dick counts as consent, so it won't be rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888998
I agree, my BEEG tomboy loli daughterwife childhood friend momster Mindflayer wife is all I could ever need! She perfectly fulfills every wish I've ever had, as if those wishes were hers to begin with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889298
who can resist such a cute expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888998
Given that orgasms build up from what parts of your body your brain thinks is pleasurable, would a flayer be able to make your entire body your erogenous zone? Temporarily, of course. No ones wants to experience that permanently, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889377
Flayer can do whatever (she makes) you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889000
LOL, none of the monsters on the game bleed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889215
Yes I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889377
inbf mesugaki mindflayer reprograms your mind so that pulling your little finger causes you to cum on your pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889398
Truly. I remember there being a shitload of KC QnAs about Flayers and stuff. One being where a Flayer can make you live out a fantasy of being a pre-DL Orc violating your who thinks she's a hero. Of course it's all in your mind but it's crazy the possibilities here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886314
>he just buys the dip

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to watch The Snyder Cut again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889406
Good stuff, very wholesome anon. Don't forget to set aside some room for yourself though, home grown food is amazing, and very reassuring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889498
He should do another cut to remove the sequel bait now that they confirmed that the series is over

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889215
I've been planting flowers for the humble bumblebees

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889538
Nothing is over! Nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887863
i just like reptiles and arthropods because im a guy, and giant flying fire breathing reptiles are cool, but undead dragons are even cooler, which i can blame my fascination on the undead on watching jason and argonauts and 7th voyage of sinbad on vhs too much.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick you need to save your pharaoh childhood friend from being graped how do you stop the evil apophis to ensure the kingdom stays bright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33886175
I want a story about an anon falling head over heels for a danuki, and when the subject of /biz/ comes up, he confesses how he's cursed, and that he buys the top and panic sells the bottom. And how he'd absolute love for a money raccoon to take care of the finances and make those decisions for him. Meanwhile, she's getting a danuki-boner and is consumed with an overwhelming urge to take him in under her striped tail and make him a /biz/ god for just a few dickings a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889623
Lmao, no way fag.
>teleports to holstaur plains

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889538
This but add more instead along the lines of the trailer Joker lines that didn't make it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889623
Tell the Apophis that graping the pharaoh would mean she is NTRing you. While she hesitates to consider if that does constitute as NTR, the pharaoh has the opportunity to gain the upper hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889623
I egg the apophis on, and she gets frustrated at me for not acting the part of being the concerned hubby.
>"You're supposed to charge in and save your lover, you stupid ass!"
It didn't work. Pharaoh still got graped. I got graped. And now I have two wives. One domineering, purple snake. One cock-gobbling, submissive, formerly royal mummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889514
Well I built 3 beds in the backyard and filled them with flowers/bushes, I don't really have room at the moment. I picked plants that the local caterpillar species like to eat and flowers that attract butterflies however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889623
Tell the apophis I have a picture of bigfoot right here. I hand her a blurry picture of a forestscape and while she spends the next few minutes trying to find her highschool friend in the image me and my brown goddess are running for the hills(dunes I guess)

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889714
When it comes to certain foods you can save a lot of space by thinking vertically!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889623
I throw some shotas at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861
I want to go cow tipping now

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889623
I wrestle her

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888527
take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889441
Hubby not so smug about making flayerwife blush from public handholding anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885189
Panting, sweat sunning as you bone my corridors thoroughly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889457
Where can I read KC QnAs about these lovely creatures?

[Anonymous No.]

Battle music for your date-duel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiD-l5jvhiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWtnK_YeA4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2bluVPsb0

[Anonymous No.]

On one hand, I really, really want to be hugged and lovingly cuddled by a monstergirl
On other hand, at this point I'm not even sure how I would react to someone trying to touch me like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>33888998
Hands-free, continuos full-body orgasms.
Just imagine

[Anonymous No.]

Could you have a lamia chimera (as in she has the lower body of one)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889958
Same, I'm terryfied of affection, now that I've been lonely for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889979
This is hard to read because of the awful layout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889979
Technically, you can have any chimera you want as long as it makes sense.

An arachne-lamia chimera, for example, doesn't make sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889623
But that evil apophis is also my child hood friend!
Why can't we all just be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889952
Well that one specifically I think came from twitter, so I'm not sure if it's compiled anywhere
>checks wiki
Yeah it is twitter, some of them are there but I'm pretty sure that's not all of them
>例えば他の夫婦に頼まれて、夫に「自分はオーク（旧魔王時代」魔物娘に「自分は人間の姫騎士」という記憶を与えて、演技じゃない迫真のプレイの手助けをさせられたりしてるんだとか
>… For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former demon lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889955
>date-duel
Why does it have to be a duel

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890037
hmmmm, i think you can replace the spider abdomen with a snake tail and still have a spinneret at the end

[Anonymous No.]

Boys can’t win against paws.

[Anonymous No.]

How fast can sandworms move? In sand or dirt would they be faster than a car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890174
depends on how far they can stretch and how quickly they can do it, worms move like an accordion

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884891
Raiju. You could have the mongoose vs cobra dynamic and dragons are weak to lightning in games

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890174
Probably as fast as a car, though short of “flooring it on salt flats” fast.

[Anonymous No.]

what would monster girls do with a man whose strength is so great that he can't live with normal humans that he would kill them by lightly hugging them, or rip off their arms by shaking their hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890174
>How fast can sandworms move?
Lighting fast in sand and dry dirt. Easily upwards of 70-75mph in short bursts for capturing prey and hubby, and probably more like 35-40mph at a long, steady pace for travel

Gravel and wet sand would slow them down a bit. Mud and clay even more so. Solid stone they could barrel through but at a painstakingly slow pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890248
>what would monster girls do with a man
Didn't read past that
the answer is always rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890088
How else are we going to decide where to go on our next date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887068
I'll do it one of these days, need to think of an interesting way to finish it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890248
Level drain him till he's good to live among others.

[Anonymous No.]

>Use 20 minute shotafication potion to hit on monsters
>Call them a 'nonce' when it wears off and walk away
>Doing it again, managed to get a five tailed inari to bring me to her shrine when I told her I was lost
>Something feels odd though, it's been 23 minutes and it still hasn't worn off
>Hear a giggle and look up to see that cupid I tricked last Sunday
>She's a holding a small vial and waving it around
>Damn, she switched the doses
>As a last resort try to tell the inari the truth but she isn't listening
And that's how anon nearly gave his new wife a heart attack by turning back into a grown man while still inside of her

[Anonymous No.]

As nice as big strong monster girls are, I still want to have those moments where I protect/defend my girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890248
It would be cute for a traditionally strong species like a wurm or oni to have a lumbering retard childhood friend they can play rough with

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890414
Get two wives, a big one and a small one. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890165
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's the tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890414
I feel you. Been thinking about how nice it would be to become a knight and treat monsters as fair maidens when they're used to the whole "die foul beast etc." treatment. The Dragonia book especially took care to mention that even the strongest monsters are pure girls at heart.In other words every man should try princess carrying his wife at least once no matter how big or strong she is even ogres and sandworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890414
While this seems nice, it's also nice to have your girl bury her head in your chest while you tell her everything is going to be alright!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890437
noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890496
I appreciated the emphasis on communication in the Dragonia book too, specifically the repeated statements about treating dragons as equals instead of being too afraid or in awe of them. I think while the predator-prey dynamic is something to relish in, treating such monsters with warmth is precious

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890522
rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890563
it's no longer winter. You no longer have any powers here

[Anonymous No.]

Winter is automatically the best season because it has the least bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890517
I need a Snowgey to keep me safe in winter and rival those evil Yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890563
That's the silliest darn scarf

[Anonymous No.]

Spring is here anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890645
I do quite like vamp mosquitos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890297
Nice, thank You Anon.
>>33890414
>>33890496
I see fellow kings here. As cute and sexy industrial strength 8ft tall girls are.
They still need to be pampered like princesses and made feel smol and safe in Your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890645
Buggirls are good, it's just the actual bugs that are terrible.
Do you think monster girls would get offended if you hate their animal or plant counterpart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890572
>implying
They're having one last hurrah here.
https://files.catbox.moe/6rrt1a.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>33885509
>Hathor
There are also versions in Egyptian myth where she's an alter ego to Sekhemet, a lion-headed war goddess who was associated with punishing evildoers, protecting the pharaohs when they went to war, and funnily enough healing as well. The dynamic between a goddess who represents both war and fertility is also reminiscent of Astarte from Mesopotamia. My guess is that it's meant to be associated with the aspects of a mother protecting her children. Especially since Hathor was also associated with Isis who was mother to Horus, the god who pharaohs regarded themselves a living incarnation of. Also in some versions Hathor is Horus' mother and in others his wife. Most pagan cosmologies have gods marrying their family members but the Egyptians lifestyle makes me think they had a massive incest fetish like Zoroastrians and the xwedodah.

Anyways thanks for coming to my Ted talk. Bad luck for any brothers of pharaohs born when monstergirls can have sons

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890723
Do you get offended when people laugh at the chimps at the zoo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890837
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Newhu Alert
We have a new qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890812
>Egyptian mythos
Dear god there's a cult of Mucus Toads under the sands that worships Kek isn't there? They drag unsuspecting guys wandering alone in the desert under through oases!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890837
I feel a little bad for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890855
meowth that's right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890851
I'm telling your keeper you stole his computer again monkey boy

[Anonymous No.]

!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890751
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890906
time to hug this girl and make her smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890859
Theirs is a religion based on repeating digits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890938
>Theirs is a religion based
no it's religion cringe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890032
I'm going to become a (failed) dungeon diver with an Arachne and mino wives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890906
A hugger to rival even Yetis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887879
No matter what the ratas say I unbutton the top two buttons on my collar because it's comfier and not because I'm trying to show off my collarbone to that vampire that moved nearby. The nightwalks are just because I like the ambience better than during the daytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890938
>In order to marry the head priestess you have to be born on Nov. 11th
>CC head priestess gets more and more desperate as time goes on and kidnaps guy increasingly more aggressively

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890966
The dubs hath spoken! Frogs are cringe! Kek favors the Cheshires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890855
Thank you ZUN for blessing us with more c@.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890999
mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890999

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891070
You will never take me a virgin, demons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889623
>childhood friend
Since we're just friends, I offer myself to the Apophis as her husband/slave if she'll leave the kingdom forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890855
>>33891018
We also have doujin bait: the character
>Abilities: Controlling people's minds with tobacco smoke
>Occupation: Owner of a gambling den

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889623
Just beat the shit out of the snake and dump her unconscious body somewhere in the desert. Nobody touches my childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33889623
Just hold the shit out of the snake's hand and take her for a nice date somewhere in the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891271
I can't believe ZUN ripped off smoke hobos from MGE :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890558
Dragons are great, other than Deonora I would have to say Leia was my favourite. Not every monster can be a socially inept spaghetti spiller but it does make sense when you consider that despite how pent-up they all are they probably don't meet many men growing up other than ones that are already married so learning how to talk to men they're interested in is more difficult than one might think

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890563
If you covered the B in the right way it would say "CuddleFug"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891070
You'll never take me alive! Unless one of the officers is a vampire or a vampire in a police uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891070
>When Rata finds out that anon is single and is watching porn

[Anonymous No.]

would subspecis of monster girls, exist for example, shortstack variants that live in the hotter, dryer parts of the MGE world, while the large variants live in colder parts, or more camoed version that live in the jungle because of their sucess at getting men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890812
Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890645
I hate spring. I have intense dislike for summer, but I abhor spring. Everyone spills out on the streets, eager to get out after winter, all those people just busy being happy, having relationships and I'm here, miserable, unloved. At least in winter and autumn everyone is as unhappy as I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890984
But we all know bunyips give the best hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

My wives godesses Hathor, Eros, and Helel are very nice. Always give us such great boons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891804
I would disagree for the criteria of a good hug is not only the softness of the giver but how tight it is, so by that logic, a wurm is the best hugger

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891849
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891868
after effects of gazer/flayer roleplay probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891771
If the temple of Hathor doesn't want their head priestesses to retire on account of being pregnant with triplets maybe they shouldn't promote the most mating pressable priestesses.
Although seeing how much attention the gravid head priestess gets from her husband definitely motivates more girls to join the temple so it all evens out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891855
>Wurm is best.
Fixed it for ya buddy. Wurm is best girl of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890855
I love 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891792
>all those people just busy being happy, having relationships
Sadly where I am spring is infamous for being breakup season. We really need monstergirls sooner rather than later

[Anonymous No.]

My need for Sabbath girl scouts is all consuming.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

around how tall is a shortstack?

[Anonymous No.]

This. This thing I want to sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892023
they range from standing paizuri to standing bj depending on your tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892070
thx

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891991
Just remember to not buy their special onee-chan cookies, no matter how much they pester you to try it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891918
>spring is infamous for being breakup season
Sounds good to me, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891868
I headcanon the fallen god is Helel of babylonian mythos or Lucifer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892130
I'll buy anything if they stop teasing me by making lewd gestures with their mouths and just start sucking. Sabbath mouths will turn me into their biggest customer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892130
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892023
120 to 140cm depending on the height of the guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892023
Anyone smaller than me.
I fucking hate being 5’ 2”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892214
If Pluto isn't a planet, then size does matter and women have been lying to us our whole lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890262
>Your sandworm waifu starts staring off in the distance
>”What’s wrong?”
>’Oh nothing, I’m just trying to focus. There an underground cave system here and I don’t want to hit a pocket.’

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892214
Do people keep trying to get your lucky charms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891889
If anything her priestesses should keep preaching while pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892023
imp types are 100cm
goblins and draphs are 130cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892234
I wonder how much force from heavy digging would transfer to the inside of a Sandworm. Would traveling in one feel like a massage chair with all the rumbling and shaking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892214
I can hear the Onis breathing heavily from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892180
such a magical place

[Anonymous No.]

>>33890248
Sex, lots of sex and with a fairy too

[Anonymous No.]

>"Kehehehehe..."
>"Bet I can make you cum without even moving"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892214
>5'2"
which is more or less 1.58m, holy shit you are even shorter than me
t. just 6cm taller

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be rude to try to grasp Deonora's tail? I want to caress it lovingly and massage it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892301
I'm ready to blow all my crystals on this semen demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>33892154
>Being this much of a bitter faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892551
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

How often do you play tickle monster with your monster girl gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892573
Were you that guy from /tg/ who was talking how depressed he was and how much he wanted to kill himself? This really isn't the place to vent your real life frustrations. You can go to /b/ or /r9k/ for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892422
I know. I hate it. Being short is one of the most inconvenient things ever.

>>33892295
I would love to be fawned over like a doll by a gang of Onis and other tall MGs.


>>33892239
No that’s my cousin Seamus.



>>33892231
I may be short overall, but I never said anything about my dick being short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891472
>Ice Queen blissfully unaware that her Canada sweater has a hidden message with her arms covering it just right

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892601
No, I don't visit /tg/, /b/ or /r9k/. Anyway, let's wrap this up, you seem to be upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892422
I got you fucking midgets beat! 165cm masterrace representing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892231
The thing about Pluto still hasn't been resolved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892618
is it?

[Anonymous No.]

Ushi are actually very gentle and do not break pelvis I'll have you now

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892695
>you seem to be upset.
And this is coming from someone who gets elated when other people break up?.
Now that I have the last word, we can indeed move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892769
>Now that I have the last word
Not so fast, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892764
No monster actually breaks the pelvis, they just tenderize it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892618
>Being short is one of the most inconvenient things ever.
indeed, tallfags will never understand the pain

>>33892712
>165cm
probably still not enough to get laid in the current year

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892837
>probably still not enough to get laid in the current year
Silence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892619
>monsters wearing shirts with hidden messages
Gonna give an oni who doesn't understand English a shirt that reads "Tell my boobs to stop staring at your eyes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892597
She's a fickle little devil (not her species).
She watches closely and strikes when I least expect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33887440
name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892913
Which species is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892857
If I were sneakily go for the kill and give that oni a big kiss on the lips then run away how far do you think I could get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892948
Slightly shorter than her arm length

[Anonymous No.]

>"DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of Dragonia, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m on the pages of one of my favourite GUIDE BOOKS. you should totally come on down to my..."
>t. average Dr*gon fan

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with CC mgs who spout cringe inducing dead meme words to "keep in touch with the younger generations"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892948
About a second before her tongue enters your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893074
Cum inside CC cheshires until they start incoherently spouting dead memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892597
As the husband of a Night Gaunt that is our thing. She is complete masochist that likes being groped and "tickled" all over.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a Phantom to help me set up live-action recreations of the musical sequences from A Goofy Movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893074
place cock in mouth and enjoy the silence of not hearing them

[Anonymous No.]

What job would you want if isekai'd to mge?
The only proper answer is monster breeder. For the sake of preserving rare species of course and common species too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893121
Not cumming inside CC cheshires until they start using still live memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
preacher of wurm superiority of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891457
I love the idea of a dragon having their usual air of superiority going around a man, meanwhile they are panicking on the inside because it's the first man they have seen in centuries
>Oh no, did he see my tail twitch?
>Doesn't seem like it... unless he actually did, and is just pretending not to
>But does he even understand what that meants?
>Probably not, there hasn't really been any other reaction from him.... unless there was, and I missed it
>No no, I am a DRAGON, I couldn't miss a detail like that!
>But what if...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
Making cursed items and a side hobby of unsealing ancient things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
I would be a NEET and get a qt vampire to take care of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893074
>walking to school one day
>CC Hellhound in flannel and a backwards cap skateboards up to you
>”Hey Anon! Ditch school with me and I’ll take you to the arcade! We can even do karaoke!”

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
One man brothel, prostituting myself out to every species and every girl that makes eye contact with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893121
The goal is to get her to “rickroll” you which is actually just her telling you about how she never wants you to leave or feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892948
Instant loss the moment you get into kissing range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893218
They're well suited for that 2 person bath experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
The job I would love to have would be a groundskeeper position at a mansion full of CC MGs. But I know that I’d probably be in a brothel working there by sundown if I ever got to that world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893222
It would be fun to make extremely powerful enchanted weapons and armour with hidden mamano mana effects. I can imagine monster authorities getting nervous over a new smith making weapons for heroes only to grab him when their agents discover he's been on their side the entire time

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893199
Please be considerate, or they will never get boyfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

I never thought I'd see the day I would lust after bipedal horse girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893288
How sweet, imma fire my lazer into her for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893308
The bridle really adds to her fuckability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893218
>Why is he just standing there?
>Is he afraid of me?, Oh no did I do something wrong?
Meanwhile anon is just getting nervous about getting so much attention from such a beautiful woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891457

I actually commissioned a story about an anon meeting and marrying Leia, hope you like it:

https://pastebin.com/RLvKBnD8

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893308
Is the bit really necessary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893333
We keep telling her she doesn’t have to wear it. She does it because she likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, anon, just put her in and she'll be out of your hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893265
Oh hi KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893369
Fuck that. I’m getting IN the Lim Bin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893258
If CC mgs are gonna act 'hip', hit back with something even worse, like
>"Wow that sounds totally gnarly, sis!"
>"Let's get some bodacious pizzas and tear it up!"
You know, things that might make you cringe to your core to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893208
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1616608500098.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893265
Eww, she'll drool all over the sheets, turn her around

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893300
weapons are cool and all but I'd want more mundane items like cursed brooms, aprons and ladles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
Monster rehab. I'd help monsters that are recovering from potion or poison addictions, and help feral monsters properly integrate into monster society. The idea of helping a manticore or ushi-oni that's never enter a city before become a role model citizen sounds really fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893434
>cursed brooms
Don’t let a Kikimora hear about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893436
>what do you mean I can't immidiately pounce that guy and milk him dry with my tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893295
>groundskeeper position at a mansion full of CC MGs
They'd be able to restrain themselves until groundskeeper anon finishes his first shift all sweaty and goes to take a shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893370
Hi anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893436
I want to help CC MGs from stalking the playgrounds for shotas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
I'd propably make use of my tech savvy autism and try to recreate our world's technology. But seeming as gremlins are better than that and I don't know shit about magic, I'd propably become a bard and copy all the songs I can play by heart to MGE world and earn money that way, till some powerful mamono decided she doesn't need to hire me, if I'm her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893265
puppi cunni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893333
Don't want her biting anybody

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893453
Kiki are such silly creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892854
not sure if really anon or mamono larping so not gonna risk it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893463
Different cities have different rules of engagement! If she wants to live somewhere that will let her be more aggressive with her husband acquisition, I'll make sure that she finds the perfect home! If she wants to learn to control her hunting instincts, it may be a bit more difficult, but I'll help her every step of the way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892940
I already provided a sufficient clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893486
That's no good! We need to make sure she's ready to take care of their every need before she goes out to do a surprise adoption!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893369
Attack my raccoon minions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893265
based and bondage pilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>33891771
>>33891889
Christ, how fertile is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
Merchant.
Adventuring work pays jack shit, but I want to travel and see everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893759
A single sperm will give her triplets at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
dragon slayer, and im going to help zombie dragon find husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
Forest guide. Me and my waifu will guide travelers through the forest and make sure they make it out on the other side in one piece for a small fee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893265
Hey KDF, is your daughter interesting in playing Roxanne in my theater production?>>33893154

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
>What job would you want if isekai'd to mge?
I would run a book store. I imagine there's bound to be a lot of weird and interesting customers, now that magic and stuff is real. Also older mamonos trying to keep up with the times by reading modern literature, husbands trying to understand their centuries-old wives better by reading history books and just classic literature, weird and obscure biology books being in high demand because of peculiar demands o certain species...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893917
I don't know anon, she'd be excited to but she's terrible at memorizing lines and she's very easily distracted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893820
Hi there, Danukibait

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893953
Roxanne doesn't have that many lines man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893605
hmmm.. Watches closely and little makes me think gazer, is strike a hint to anything? I can't think of any other one am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893978
If you think your Phantom is a bad enough dude to get her to stay focused, then go ahead!
It's been a very long time since I saw that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
>What job would you want if isekai'd to mge?
Slamming a creeping coin hard and often enough to make my own scrooge mcduck money pool, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
snake charmer. I'd have a business card and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894010
I watch it regularly, to remind myself of the one thing Disney made that's actually genuine. To this day I have no clue how it ever got made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861
Dear diary: today the fluffy tail was fat.

[Anonymous No.]

would you read a monster girl's diary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894150
Only if I plan on marrying her

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894150
How else am I going to desmug some silly lim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894150
>would you read
nah that's too much effort
can I get a short review instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894150
I respect her privacy even when she leaves it very conspicuous places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894150
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894201
>local rata raking in big bucks
>put up a box where guys put in filled out slips with some cash
>anonymously stealing diaries and making cliffnotes for guys who paid for the service
>if said mamono has no dairy she just makes stuff up
>local rata unsure what to do when a customer asks to get a copy of Rata. T Cutiepie's dairy, not knowing that she's the one operating the business

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893938
Sounds like a good way to meet a nice owl mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
I'd sign up to be a dragon rider even if they didn't have waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon let's celebrate Robert Crumb by drawing some thicc P'Orcs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893938
How many times do you think you'd hear the same pickup line "Oh, I don't quite understand this anatomy book, if only I had a live penis specimen to study!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894150
I wouldn't want someone going through things I want to keep private, it's only right that I don't open her diary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894353
At least one every day

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have some monster girl dreams recently they want to share? Here's one from last night:
>At an all you can eat buffet, moving down the line filling my plate with things that look good
>Line stops, look down to see why
>There's a Greenworm that has her head buried in a container of salad, eating straight out of it
>No employees in sight, nobody in the line even trying to stop her
>Spend the rest of the dream just staring at her while she empties out one kind of salad, only to stick her head into the next salad container and chow down on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894150
No, it's probably cursed so that I get mindbroken if I look at any of the pages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894418
You're lucky, I wish I had that dream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894150
No. Privacy should be respected.
Also I'm pretty sure several mamono are incapable of holding a pen properly and so could not write a conventional diary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861

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>>33894150
>Lilim has been watching over you for a while
>Eventually get married
>Learn that she's been keeping a diary every day
>In exchange for something embarrassing you have to do, she has to read at least 1 page from the diary out loud to you every other day until she's caught up
>Even though she puts me through some hell to make up for it, it's damn well worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893434
>Anon working as a butler for a bratty noblewomen
>After being berated one too many times he snaps and tells her that she couldn't do his job
>She takes it as a challenge and they makes a bet that she'll be a maid for a week
>If she wins anon has to clean the kitchen for a week and if he wins he gets a raise
>As an aristocrat simply borrowing a uniform is unacceptable, only the best will do for a lady of her status
>Figures she'll buy one from that craftsman who's gotten famous lately for niche high quality goods
>It arrives and the bet starts
>She's doing okay for someone who's never done hands on work but something is wrong
>Every time she looks at anon her chest tightens
>Begins to have unladylike fantasies
>The first few days are things like using feminine charm to seduce anon into kisses and caressing
>Halfway through their bet it's escalated to imagining her temptations overcoming their difference in social strata through anon's lust overtaking him to ravage her body
>Near the end she's only thinking about what their children would look like and whose personalities they would inherit
>Anon is shocked by how his bratty employer has taken to her duties like a duck in water
>She also seems to have calmed down despite looking like she has her head in the clouds most of time
>The night before the conclusion of their bet anon is getting ready for bed when he hears a knock at the door
>He figures it's his mistress here to gloat about her imminent victory
>Oh well she worked hard, she's earned the right to brag
>Anon opens the door only to have his employer fall onto his chest while breathing heavily
>Thinking something is wrong he guides her to his bed so she can sit down
>His mistress happily remarks on how forward he is and wraps her arms around to pull him on top of her
>As her scent fills his head and his mind goes blank anon's last thought is "funny, did she always have these floppy ears?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894594
How dangerous, the unlicensed kikis know no restraint

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894594
Oh well, cleaning the kitchen will be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893189
I'd work in a brothel

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894594
Artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894763
https://twitter.com/ShoogothM
Pretty new one too

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894747
Monsters don't do casual sex.
>That is to say, more passionate sex with one's partner, filled with love and pleasure, is required. Due to the nature of monsters, I've never heard of even a single case like this, but let's say a monster went around indiscriminately milking a large number of men of their mana. Just continuing to mechanically milk men would not increase the total mana by much, and the monster would lose almost all of the mana just from returning the amount milked to the men, so she would end up gaining only an extremely small amount. In order to deliciously feed on mana and satisfy herself, “being joined with one's beloved partner”, and “sex that is filled with mutual pleasure and happiness” are elements that cannot be absent.

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>>33894840
what about ranked competitive sex?

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>>33894706
Ms. Flayer at the Meido Academy is essential for preventing Kikis from acting upon their wildest emotions until their master decides to partake in them! Some people are just ridiculous, they just expect their Meido to know how to deepthroat and deep piston fuck while still being pure maidens who've never actually done it before! Unlicensed maids will never have access to the thousands of details and skills that deep mind alteration provides!
>This message is brought to you by the Alliance of Proper Maids LLC

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894861
Monsters only feed and have sex with their husband or the man that will become their husband. If a man gets a way most will chase that man to the ends of the earth since if their bodies have recognized that man as their husband the can't ever be with another man. The only exceptions are if they aren't compatible but that isn't much of a thing in the current setting with monsters seemingly being able to tell feelings and desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893218
Didnt knew this existed until KC tweeted about it. We need a translated version. Based Japan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aBMZUkPlng

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>>33894840
Then I'll work in a brothel for female humans. I'm sure lots of paladin girls need relief.

[Anonymous No.]

shortstack wurm incoming, after I eat I will add color and fix it up. Also will add blurb of why sort stacke exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894418
I got a dream about living with a manticore and some other monster. I'm sure the manticore was there because I read that office story on the same day, but I don't mind because it was a nice dream.

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>>33894880
LLC makes a pretty big claim from a species whose speciality is tempting their masters into raping them. Real maids like dark elves and werecats know to practice their foreplay on mastah after putting crushed up melatonin pills in his evening tea
>This message has been brought to you by the Society of Master Serving Maids SMSM

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894840
He can still work in a brothel for monstergirls. He just didn't stipulate for how long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895084
>Anon works at a brothel
>His first client shows up

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895084
He can work longer if he has a Bicorn pimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861

[Anonymous No.]

are there any guides on how to make doujins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895152
Did her tail get stoned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895190
That's just the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894880
>>33895023
Just shut up and get over here so I can skull fuck you.
>This message brought to you by Breeding Masters Silencing Maids BDSM

[Anonymous No.]

I like dark-skinned monsters the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895217
Yeah, well, I'm not a biologist

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw penis inspection day at MGC High but the atheltic cardiobunny catgirl's out, so they got the super serious glasses dark elf librarian to substitute
>She takes her job very seriously, feeling the weight of your balls while you're still flaccid, lifting and moving your cock around and peeling back the skin
>This remains a quick segment as you swiftly grow hard in her soft, warm hands
> She rates your hardness and sensitivity, feels how your balls seem to grow heavy
>Rates your shape and curve, jerks you near completion, but finishes you off with a cool puff of air as she blows at your tip.
>Rates the strength and number of ropes ejaculated, as well as thickness and viscosity as it splats all over her face, making notes on the scent and as she lifts a finger to her cumstained glasses she wipes a glob of it off and tastes it, rolling it in her mouth before she comments on the texture and flavour
>She takes a moment to look around at the other girls staring at the display enviously.
>"D-disgusting. Truly foul, from strength of erection, to volume of ejaculate to flavour and texture, I give this cock 0 marks. Anon, I'm truly disappointed. I hereby assign to you a years worth of lunchtime and afterschool lessons. In fact. We may as well get started right now."
>She hauls you away in front of the class, leaving them confused and without a teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895233
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895233
me too, they make me erect and ready to bred them

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895011
To be fair that story affected me to. That Manticore was fucking hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895011
>>33895268
What manticore story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895294
LLLuu's, it got posted last thread, or the thread before, I don't remember. It was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895217
I always liked that touch. That tail smack is going to hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895241
ive always hated this meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895241
>Choose health class as an elective
>Get paired up with a girl
>She has to perform penis inspections on you every week
>At graduation they make you wear a tux and her a wedding dress
>Really a beautiful system if you think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>33893990
>is strike a hint to anything?
Yes. She obviously likes baseball.

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>>33895334
Same I fucking hate librarian dark elves. With their neat braids that always become fucking loose and sexy with the slightest bit of work, they way they take their blaisers off on hot days to fan off their gross sweaty chests, white shirt entirely see through and showing her black lace bra. That terrible skin tight pencil skirt that shows her ass off and her thick milky thighs crammed into stockings, and a pair of high heels.

I can't fucking stand the way they make you kneel under their desk as they serve customers, a surprisingly strong calf behind your head, mashing your face into their panties. The way they bend over to place books at the bottom shelf, showing off their panties under the stockings, and the way they make an exaggerated show of bouncing their fat fucking tits up and down as they try and reach the top shelf to put a book away.

I hate the way they edge you all day and get a little too excited and accidentally push you over the edge, but rather than let you waste a perfectly fat load, they'll cram your cock down their fucking throats and gag on it as you fill their stomach

Can't fucking stand how they'll push you into a storage closet and cram themselves in after you before shutting the door and demanting as they grab you by the shirt that you stuff their slutty elf hole full of cum

AAAAAA FUCK ELVES, AND FUCK DARK ELVES ESPECIALLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895219
I'll donate to that association

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895233
>dark skin cheshire cat
>dark skin titania
>dark skin gremlin
>dark skin wight
>dark skin raiju
>dark skin black harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895423
This is why I got myself a job as a librarian you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895427
FUCK YOU STOP MAKING ME HORNY, PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, SIR

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>>33895452
Just so you could hate stupid slutty dark elf librarians all day? I wish I'd tell her to her face how stupid fucking sexy she is and how her only place is on her back bearing my children forever. I'd throw a pair of handcuffs at her fat fucking tits and dare her to do something, anything like cuff me to her office chair to serve as her throne all day, dumbing thick loads inside her while she pumps me full of arache venom. Oh fuck I hate them.

I'd tell her how fucking shit dark elves are as she throws me into her car, and I'd slam her fucking fat ass over and over on her kitchen bench while the dinner I made for her was cooking in the over.

We'd have a pleasant diner together.

And then I'd fucking tie her ankles to her stupid slender graceful wrists while she's drunk and mating press her all night long with her stockings ripped, her panties pushed aside and her shirt open with her breasts falling out of her bra.

Stupid fucking dark elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895427
>dark skinned ushi-oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895427
>dark skin cheshire cat
Powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895606
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895268
It's weird, unlike the manticore in the story, the one in my dream was really sweet. Maybe I'll get to see her again if I try hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895467
>Stop making me horny
You came into the wrong thread for that, friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895630

Remember that high class monster girls are for making heavily pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33892394
I bet you can't
>Moves out the room so she'll have to walk out if she wants to do anything to me

[Anonymous No.]

I AM CALLED PUSSY DESTROYER

[Anonymous No.]

>>33884861

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895620
>nice manticores
Cursed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895698
Why do they call you that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895757
well, I'm big, and my dick has a 4-inch diameter, and is about 14 inches longs

[Anonymous No.]

Just look at this. Utterly indefensible.

[Anonymous No.]

At least this one's pretending at propriety...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895187
not that I know of, you could always ask one of the mge artists who's done mock pages

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895792
looking breedable is what I see, fren

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895792
That smug face comforts me.

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>>33895810
What, you want some dark elven sow with tits each as big as her head? Madness. I bet she's so fucking fertile that she doesn't even need to have kids to start lactating, you can just manage it with some regular massages. Don't even get me started on wide elven hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895835
Thats what I want.
That elf is going to be heavily pregnant with halfbreeds.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually really prefer the second one. Her eyes are the kinda tired that only coming back to a warm home and kisses can fix. not to mention that nice looking hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895835
If to be mad is the desire for that type of woman, then I should be put in an asylum, for my desire is to breed her hard enough that t a third of all half-elves are my direct desecdants

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895853
>Half breeds
Halfu Erufu don't exist in MGE, for good or ill. I think I kinda like it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to breed the dark elf police officer!

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>>33895897
>10) With Primera, it seems half-elf is possible (not all elf is mamono), is there Half-dwarf?
>Both of Half-elf and Half-dwarf exist. Most of Elves are not mamono, so there are moderate number of Half Elves. On the other hand, non monsterized Dwarves are quite rare, so Half-dwarves are much more precious beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895897
>Halfu Erufu don't exist in MGE
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Primera_Concerto

[Anonymous No.]

You have your ideal waifu in mind, but after getting isekaid, shenanigans happen and you end up falling in love with the personality of a rather average member of the same species.

She doesn't notice it for the duration of the honeymoon period, given the endless dickings, but one morning she realises she doesn't quite fit her old clothes anymore. How is she changing, and how do you think she reacts?

>Wife suddenly trying to figure out what exactly it is you want from her when she finds herself suddenly growing taller, with wider hips, and bigger tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895897
>Anon is unaware

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895960
>>33895949
I never did like the weird state elves exist in. I'd rather they all just exist under the same rules as monsters from the get go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895427
>dark skin raiju
So... chocolate thunder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895966
wife is wondering why she is speaking with an Spanish accent and why she is gaining some muscle as well getting bigger tits and hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895966
Wholely depends on tastes but she's either going to get softer or bulk up on muscle.
Big tits and ass will follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895966
>wife is 9ft tall and still growing
>"Anon this is getting ridiculous. I can't fit through doorways anymore"

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>>33895949
>Half dwarves
That’s incredibly rude they prefer the term “manlet”

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895966
Maximum smug. Before it was mostly up to her to initiate because I was a bit embarrassed to request sex, but with her new changes I can't resist throwing myself at her. She's taller, bustier, and fluffier than before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896060
>"Goooood....."
There are some dastardly men out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895630
>>33895630
>Massaging your Pharaoh with scented oils as she usually has you do.
>You've become skilled enough, and know her weak points you can arouse her and maintain some degree of deniability.
>The rubbing of her breasts that feels a little too good to be accidental, the groping of her buttocks that goes on a little long, your fingers just coming within a hair's berth of her pussy as your work on her thighs.
>When you flip her over to start on the front, she doesn't even have to have to command you as leave a trail of kisses down to that part that needs it the most.
>Soon as pretenses of a massage are forgotten as she pulls you up on the table.
>Much later, you and the thoroughly bred Pharaoh collapse together, too tired to even clean up the mess you made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896069
>t. lanklet

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895427
>>dark skin wight
Wight chocolate is a rarely appreciated treat.
>>33895985
Yeah, it is rather weird. You'd think as a subtype of humans they'd turn into "regular" succubi as well.

[Anonymous No.]

What kinda mg could mindbreak you with just kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896092
More like tanklet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896097
I'm fine with them turning into elf-succubi or whatever, that's different. But just like car girls aren't demons or succubi, but are still monstergirls, elves should be the same.

I... am right in thinking that a catgirl can further corrupt into a demon cat girl, aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895985
it's fun for absurd combinations. half human, half elf, half werewolf is just the beginning

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896096
ghouls, especially if you let their tongue enter your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896141
>Werewolf
That's actually something I didn't consider before. Can any monstergirl contract lycanthropy?

What happens to a mermaid that gets bitten by a werewolf? For that matter
>Vampire mermaids

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>>33895966
She's now 8ft, ripped as fuck, her wings are massive and her tail is now FAT has more spikes than free space. Her hair is the only thing that's short now.
No I am not inspired by the office story, I had a BEEG Manticore as my waifu for a year now

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896121
>car girls
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896188
I obviously meant cat grills

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896188
DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR

[Anonymous No.]

cursed car wafiu

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896172
I like em better with 5 or 6 needles. How many "I win" buttons does she need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896172
How do you feel about the Manticore's surge in popularity after the story was released? Manticore were always in my top 3, so I'm happy to see them get attention. Hopefully some good art will come out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895966
>rather average member of the same species
They're already relatively large and athletic, she wouldn't change that much and she sure wouldn't mind extra muscle she could get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896188
HOLY PORSCHE

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>>33896259
You gotta be period. Cursed carriage waifu
>Horseless
>Driverless
>Comfy ass carriage
>Her spirit manifests inside for endless dickings, an ultra high class lady
>Enough dickings and she'll get enough power to leave and enter wherever her carriage is parked.
>Get to modify her carriage
>She always pouts when she thinks about how you ruined her sleek high class body with mounted auto crossbow turrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896188
>>33896251
>>33896259
He obviously means this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQnOYZ_Glt8

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896261
I always assumed that the needles came out like buckshot when they fire them. In order to have more than one good shot, I like to imagine they have around 24-64 spines total.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually... if you have an armoured carriage... can it become a living armoured carriage? What is "armour" anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896251
>>33896259
Cursed items fuse with their wielder, right? I know cursed swords can transform into gauntlets when not in use, but what would happen to the car?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to lick a lilim's abs! Is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896121
>I... am right in thinking that a catgirl can further corrupt into a demon cat girl, aren't I?
It's at least plausible. You have some monsters that get corrupted into dark variants like Angels and Valkyries, and majority of Wonderland monsters were created from other species with intervention from Queen of Hearts. (in the latter case that was a one time thing, Werecats don't spontaneously turn into Cheshires)
>>33896170
>Can any monstergirl contract lycanthropy?
The profile only mentions humans.
>>33896141
Undead half human, half elf, half werewolf that's a slime carrier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896416
panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896393
You just want to bang a tank, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895233
Even better when they’re tan tomboys.
I also would accept dark skinned gyarus with copious amounts of gaudy jewelry on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896430
>It's at least plausible
I don't see why it can't happen. The way I see it, a werecat girl doesn't really need DE input to be a catgirl. So if you take cat girl and add DE surely you get a catcubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896427
Yes. None of the Lilim actually work out, so there are no abs to lick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896416
It turns into a car bed that they can sleep on with their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896441
I do want a tank of a woman to spoil and make her feel like a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896441
I'm very interested in the intricacies of living armour, because I've had the idea for a while now of having a Living Armour Queen harem, and the Queen Armour goes around with the husband collecting and inhabiting exotic armours for different species, so he has different flavours of girl to bang.

I hadn't thought of it then, but the idea of them having a comfy harem vehicle to travel around in is pretty damn great. I imagine it would be larger on the inside than it looks on the outside, so every one could fit in for adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895940
Breeding a police officer in MGC comes with a life sentence! So please, don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896262
On one side I'm happy they are free from this "sadistic whore" meme and get the attention they deserve, on the other I didn't like the story, so I'm kinda salty when I write something about my wife and people assume I'm just jumping on bandwagon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896463
All monsters in MGE are already part succubus and contain mamono mana.
>Mamono mana can be further classified according to race as succubus mana, lamia mana, slime mana, etc. Moreover, the mana of each individual is slightly different even when they are of the same race.
>Since all monsters are under the mamono lord's influence, all mamono mana contains “succubus mana” within it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896015
Is your waifu a luchador?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896503
Right, so what you'd be doing is taking a cat girl and making her a three quarter succubus by injecting her with succubus mana ontop of her cat mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33895966
>becomes a shortstack
>becomes more smug
>starts teasing me in public all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896490
It's worth it! I want to breed that Delf officer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896505
Just a MILITARY GRADE wurm that speaks spanish

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896089
>Much later, you and the thoroughly bred Pharaoh collapse together, too tired to even clean up the mess you made.
Janitor Anubis lives a hard life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>33894861
I’m afraid if my monster gf wanted to move to speed running. any% doesn’t necessarily sound fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896121
>car girls
Centaurs BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896532
>"While we're waiting to see my final time on baby%, we can still work on improving cum%. I looked up some new positions, hopefully we can get a new P.B. this session!"
Scary!

[Anonymous No.]

Geizah

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896502
What didn't you like about the story anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896549
GAS GAS GAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896570
I like them better when they have two eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896581
It's twice the gazer when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896292
>relatively large

Not relatively. KC confirmed Jinkos are not just tall, but MASSIVE

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/374868243971719168?s=19

7ft+ Jinkos are really a thing and normal in their race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896581
They have a lot more than two

[Anonymous No.]

Being forced to wear a layer of Shog over your body at all times!

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna bully my Bicorn Gf by telling her I only love her and only ever want to have sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896628
I don't want to take the sanity damage caused by wearing shog attire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896575
I'm not a good literature critic, it just didn't click with me, I think it's written very well.
It's especially weird since the girl is very close to my waifu and the guy is an arrogant buffon, kinda like me. Or maybe it's because of that, hits way too close home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896643
good news! it's a suppository!

[Anonymous No.]

Would ya date a monster if she had saggy boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896642
What actually happens if a hardcore monogamyfag falls in love with a bicorn? Does she just get used to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896646
>when an author accidentally writes about you
That must be weird. Still, not everything is for everyone but nice taste in waifu regardless. I'm glad to see her getting more content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896628
I said it before and I'll say it again, I'd love to be married to a Shoggoth in what is basically gender swapped Night Gaunt setup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896654
Yes, because they'd just become firm and perky again after a few rounds anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896654
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896663
Sounds like it would be a monster girl sitcom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896690
What if it turns out that the secret was all along that bicorns couldn't satisfy their men by themselves. So they developed cucking as a coping mechanism

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896664
That's' why it's nice being an obscure waifuchad like me, I don't think I'll ever see anyone other than me write about someone similar to her!

[Anonymous No.]

Faces really do make the best thrones
And you're lookin mighty sittable

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896716
Obscure waifuchads rise up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896671
One small step away from being a perverted take on Venom

[Anonymous No.]

>>33896732
How are you going to get to my face when I'm up here and you're down there?

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>>33896732
This face is for milf pharaoh ass only.

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>honey, where is my supa suit
>right here honey

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>>33896763
>I'm wearing it baby.

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>>33896753
>Cue gymnastic leap summer sault flip into face sit as her legs dangle down your back.

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>>33896707
That's kind of sad, but also kind of hot.

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>>33895966
Ochi wife becomes BEEG

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>>33896748
Living clothes (like tentacle suits and the like) is a pretty niche kink if you ask me

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>>33896763
I am your supa suit

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>>33896862
What's her weapon/s of choice, anon?

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>>33896877
A tight sports bra and a sharpie so she can write "LICK ME" on her abs

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>>33896763
Shog suit dude
Shog suit, shog briefs, shog watch, shogphone™, shogcar, shog mug at work

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>>33896748

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>>33896915
just drippin shog

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>>33896929
I thought that was a chinese stealth suit from the thumbnail.

Now that's an interesting idea for a living armour.

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>>33896748
If there's no other way for me to meet her I don't even care just venom my waifu up and let me get slime'd till I can't live without it

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>>33896915
A shog's whole body is an erogenous zone so I am going to spend several hours kissing every inch of it.
I want to please the Shog, even if she insits that I'm the master.

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>>33896170
>What happens to a mermaid that gets bitten by a werewolf?
They turn into a dogfish

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>>33896763

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>>33896977
Coworkers looking weirdly at anon who has been licking his coffee cup for an hour
Anon shuddering and leaked out a small moan when shogbriefs started squirming around

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>>33897019
>Itan moment briefs
>Shog Briefs
>Briefs that are a portal to a select monster

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>>33896915
>shog says she can become anything you want
>tell her you want a giant robot

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>>33897165
shogundam

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>>33897165
>"Anon I still don't quite understand what this Bionicle thing is all about"

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>>33896877
Her fists, she still uses a sword nominally.

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>>33897190
BEEG girl doesn't use a BEEG sword or a Kanobo or a greatbow?

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>>33897187
>"Master, it's been 5 hours since you have been giving me a "quick rundown" on Bionicle lore. I have your laundry to do still."

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>>33897277
Won't happen. Shog can multi-task

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>>33896614
I want a womanlet jinko that’s only 6ft tall so I can feel big

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>>33897277
>Yeah yeah just fold while I talk, but don't hesitate to take notes. This will be on the exam.

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>>33888518
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO

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>>33897304
Arabian nights' outfits are top tier.

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>>33888811
>That title

>Pledge of demon intensifies.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7R_xQUiZvg

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>>33897304
Silly slutty coloniser desert elves. You were supposed to leave, not have a multigenerational vacation where you adopt the primitive sand peoples wear, or lack thereof.

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>>33896671
Not sure if that's a good idea since shogs also merge senses and their body is an erogenous zone which may lead to some form of full body orgasm.

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>>33897386
I want to colonize the wombs of desert elves.

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>>33897304
>panties under the curtain
Weak

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I must nut and I have no urethra

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>>33897386
I figure elves are endemic to most biomes at this point.

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>>33897510
Yeah, but they all got there from one origin, didn't they?

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>>33897510
Be careful about bayou elves, when you hear the banjos it's too late

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>>33897500
no panties
no deal

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>>33897531
sure, but that was a while ago. Good luck getting a snow elf and a jungle elf to get along.

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>>33897532
they seem like my kinda of gals, they be using them new muskets right, lets see if they would like a sharp shooter like old me

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>>33888811
>filename
Would you be down if your waifu was in organized crime? Assuming your waifu could protect you from the worst of it. I know I probably would, considering if I was anywhere but Dragonia, I doubt a dragon would have the cleanest record around.

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>>33897510
Snow elves
Tropical elves
Underground elves
Mountain elves
Forest elves
Sea elves

And more!

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>>33897595
>>33897595
>organized crime?
for what reason?

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>>33897595
yes, give her a nice massage after a long day of crime

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>Come home at midnight to my tall, buff, blue dragon that thinks herself an intellectual.
>She's got a very, very strained smile and her tail looks like its about to start thrashing.
>"Anon, its going to be April soon....WhY Is HOckEY sTIlL goINg?"
Electricity looks quite terrifying when seeping from her teeth.

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This is an extremely cute fish.

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>>33897620
What the actual fuck is that muzzle brake/compensator?

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>>33897544
But the danger is a large part of the costume's charm.

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the wurm conglomerate is always watching

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>>33897620
Crime reasons

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>>33895966
>Average Bogey becoming bigger, thicker. stronger. Their breasts starting to lactate. But more importantly their mind becomes more obsessive with making their darling manchild of a husband happy.
>The way she's becoming more lewd and powerful makes him seem more secure and peaceful, so obedient too.. her darling hubby feasting on their teat makes them realize she needs more.
I have a severe corruption fetish, so I fear what sort of evil she'll become at the end of it. But a Bogey is still a Bogey so...

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>>33897702
wurms tend towards disorganized crime

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>>33897660
It's styled after the magical device thing that Marisa uses to shoot lasers

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>>33897660
thats Marisa's mini-Hakkero

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>>33897746
if they don't have a competent human leader that is

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>>33897746
Well that's why the Wurm Conglomerate is so terrifying, someone found a way to organize wurm chaos

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>>33897747
>>33897758
I'm sorry I don't touhou so my gun autism took over instead.

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>>33893327
It’s an excellent story, I liked it a lot

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>>33897729
Did you want oogie boogie? because that's how you get oogie boogie.

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>>33897784
As long as she doesn't develop a gambling theme she should be fine

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>>33897729
And that, my friend, is why dire monster girls are great.

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>>33887436
draenai (or however its spelt) are cool
too bad the people that draw/commission them the most have shit taste/fetishes

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>>33897729
Corruption is so fucking good. That Valk getting corrupted in the recent story was dick magic.

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>>33889623
Bite the apophis first

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>>33897821
I prefer the eredar draenei, so I get double fucked in the fact that most people don't bother commisioning the red ones to begin with, and those that do, usually fall into the traps of normal draenei comissions
I hate being too poor to get commissions

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>>33895966
That concept has crossed my mind as a plot for a story. Damaged anon obsesses over his specific imaginary waifu to an unhealthy degree, and then when the portals open he finds a girl of her species and expects her to be his exactly like the girl in his imagination. By the end of the story, he learns to love the girl for who she is and becomes a more complete man for it. I'm not going to write it though, I'm focusing my energies on other things.

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imagine the squabbles between a cursed gun and a cursed sword

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Guys I accidently called a Bogey "mom" please help.

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>>33898083
go hug your "mommy" then

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>>33898083
There are no accidents

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>>33898078
There are very few occasions where I feel having multiple wives works, that being said, I would love to have a pair of cursed pistols

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>>33898110
>>33898121
She's broken through the dorfbksnfbenshebe

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>>33898110
and if i dont wanna?

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>>33898194
well, your "mommy" will hug you harder then

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>>33893208
Please do not make the sublime into the profane by attempting to manifest it into the physical reality thank you.

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>>33898284
i dunno, i'd fuck that guy in the butt if he kept the costume on

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>>33893189
Something actually real. I'm thinking homesteading and associated jobs.

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>>33897699
Stupid dog get your fat butt off me and stop looking at me like that

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>>33893189
Landlord or tax collector.

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>>33893189
>Join an adventurer's guild
>Gather party for adventuring and shit
>Four of us earn money, mage chick is horny and hits on me.
>One day we take the Order's generic "Kill the demon lord for peace n shit" quest
>Ward off hords of bandits and legions of horny mamono.
>We finally reach Royal Maki
>Storm the castle and come face to face with DL and her hubby
>Party gets its ass kicked
>Some of the other Lilim and fallen heroes come to investigate, we're fucked.
>Use our party's emergency TP potion to warp party out.
>Mage is in tears, begs me to come with them.
>"Sorry bitch tits, I have to hold them off."
>Thrown that shit on party and wave goodbye to sobbing bitch tits.
>This was my plan all along
>Become an adventurer and build up reputation with party until we eventually reach Royal Maki
>Make eye contact with closest lilim and open my arms
>Prepare for a week long fuck session with new loving Lilian wife
>All the while my party thinks I've died a heroic death and bitch tits the mage becomes depressed and contemplated suicide.

You see, why fuck cute mage when you can fuck a horny lilim instead?

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>>33897490
That makes it a good idea. Imagine all the pleasure continuosly rushing to your brain

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>>33897644
Cannibalism!

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>>33897784
>Fluff starts sprouting insect appendages to pin me down when I show the slightest hint of the sad.
I'm enough of a degenerate to not let it worry me too much.
>>33897810
It's the slow yet real development of a power obsession that I was going for, while it certainly stays on the same vein as "Make my Husband Happy" they would probably start researching forbidden magics and/or start some sort of conquest to reach that goal.
A straight up Dire Bogey would be an amazing result though, maybe they simply needed a catalyst of sorts.
>>33897834
Corruption is the sort of fetish that entices the dark parts of the psyche, you know it's probably not a good thing but the dick doesn't care. That's exactly why it works so well though.

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>>33893189
I feel like a team of married Atlach-Nachas, Ushi-Onis, and the other arachnid girls could run a pretty effective construction company. Building low-cost webbing houses for frontier areas could be a pretty lucrative business.

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>>33897644
>This is an extremely cute fish.
It is, too bad it's being attacked by a cutting board

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>>33898588
Look sometimes a monster girl seeking power will look for a dire infusing.
Primal power is still power

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>>33897810
That story the other day really got me into the idea of Dire. I now understand it's just the same girl but better in every way. I'm converted.