/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Never tell dragon cultists you are a virgin.
You WILL wake up bound and gagged on an altar as "tribute"

>>34581900
Think about it anon, there is only one thing of major value (in her eyes) in the building she just crashed into

>>33892837
>probably still not enough to get laid in the current year
Silence!

>>33551086
I should buy the complete Calvin & Hobbes.

>>33519672
Human boys belong beneath strong* monster hips**
>*Does not actually need to be strong
>** does not actually need hips

>>33409338
Well shit, I thought about seeing if I could skip town for a bit but apparently that would just kick in the hunter instincts and between "cracked" and "dust", I think I would prefer my pelvis to be the former.
Think if I go the roast route I can squeeze in a bit of extra time before she decides to add me to the hoard?

>>33239337
No cops, only fire and acid.

>>31251902
Bah! Humbug!

>>30500291
For magnanimous and charitable is she, praise unto the dragon for allowing us to live under her protection

>>25282086
Magic box upsets me! Why doesn't Brooke just kidnap Ridge and ravage him in her lair?

My waifu has decided that she shall be accompanied by an orchestra and choir that will sing this (starting at 2:40) whenever she appears in public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmSkJoNAd98

>>21748042
Rude!

>>21641753
Like mother like daughter!

>>21484371
Chaotic Evil by birth and baby she ain't improvin'

>>21432476
Dirty tricks overcome strength every time.

>>20530458
>I'll take it but I won't pay for it.

>>19578617
We don't do guns. Guns are dumb. The trigger guard is so small her fingers can't fit inside it. That's dumb. Anyone who uses guns is dumb too.

>>19215587
No! She is in fact NOT a Wurm.

>>19129080
My daughteru would bully yours for not liking classic CRPGs. We are very elitist in my household.

>>18815342
All hail the dark queen! Her's is the domain of the living room couch, inside and out! Yay, she is the most beneficent one!

>>18658443
It's only to be expected!

>>18606285
Big girls start off little. Take advantage of this.

What do you get a daughter who has everything?

>>17928330
Your kingdom should pay tribute to mine, my advisor said so!