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we ready magus

Where there's a whip, there's a way!

>>33865333
SOON

>>33865339
Gonna breed.

>>33865324

>>33865333
Offtopic but not really since its related to the story i wanna hatefuck the shit out of one of the bitchy shirohebis at the Ryu Shrine
Nothing feels better than putting in their place people who think they are hot shit for being friends with the cool (in this case strong) guy/gal

LLLUU here, the Dire Manticore piece has been finished. I'll be posting up the clumsy succ sometime before Friday, so until then enjoy this! I've got plans for a deeper plot I want to add to this, so I'm adding just a bit of groundwork for it in this as well as introducing a future pairing.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OGxZwRz3CSSdgR3BD33svoGAsq9F3hdJZ8IEvfMg5Oc/edit?usp=sharing

>>33865443
Oh hell yeah, I figured it would be a few days out.

>>33865443
love some core' content

>>33865324

>>33865443
Basado.

You wouldn't work as a male prostite to get easy money from monsters, right anon? And if you did, you totally wouldn't be part of a brothel, right? And if you do, you do have a plan for when a monster with a healing fetish eventually falls for you and tries to get you out of that life, right?

>>33865498
[Citation needed]

>>33865219
Different anon, but I'd think most people interested in a claimed waifu would imagine themselves as the existing husband/boyfriend character, or imagine being with another version of the waifu who wasn't claimed.

>>33865534
prostitute**

>>33865534
I WILL BE FAITHFUL FOR MY WIFE

>>33865443
Alrighty lemme get to a good stopping point drawing then I shall enjoy, really looking forward to your work friend it's pretty good stuff.

>>33865561
But does your wife know about your past, anon?

>>33865333
The good news: I'm just about finished.
The bad news: I now have to edit 30k~ words.
I hate that this is turning into an indefinite release date, but this thing is a monster.

>>33865535

>>33865574
Alright Magus I've never read your stuff so I'll start from the beginning and if I make it to the end before you get done we'll get the pitchforks out, deal?

>>33865568
DON'T TEMPT MEEEEE, I do desire to be used like a whore and to be picked by my wife and nurtured but I want to be pure for her

>>33865578
OK. I'm convinced. Sign me up.

>>33865574
Take your time man, better to have it a little late and properly finished

>>33865443
Remember to never take manticore barbs above the recommended intake. You don't want to be a venom junkie, would you?

>>33865574
>30k~ words.
MY DICK

>>33865485
Albino Dire Core' might be one of the best characters I've ever made.
>>33865466
I work hard to keep content flowing, been a loooong time since I really made content for the thread so it feels good to be back.
>>33865563
Hey thanks anon, writing is what I do for a living and what I enjoy!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that while its good to help sick or crippled monster girls with automaton enhancements, do be careful lest they....get addicted.

>>33865443
Eyy good shit man. I'll give it a read in the morning. Looking forward to more of your other stuff too

>>33865675
get addicted to what?

>>33865590
I hope you read slowly. A word of warning, the first chapters are ROUGH. At least you get to appreciate the nice gradient of my writing improvement as the chapters roll on.

>>33865692
Automatization is something to be feared.

>>33865685
I look forward to your input and thoughts!

>>33865324

>>33865675
A chimera who lost an arm and the personality in that arm. She uses a prosthetic like nero or guts.

How donutsteeleoc/10 is this dumb idea

>>33865744
>CLAW ARM

DO (YOU) LOVE YOUR WIFE, BUT NEED SOMETHING TO SPICE UP HER BODY?
DO (YOU) EVER WANT A GIRL WITH ADVANCED HANDJOB PROTOCOLS BUILT INTO HER HANDS, BUT NOT A MAN TO GO FOR AUTOMATONS?
DO (YOU) WANT YOUR WURM TO BE A HELLWURM? OR YOUR MINO TO HAVE EVEN MORE MUSCLE?
COME ON DOWN TO GREM'S LOVE LIFE SPICE AND SPLICE! WHERE WE HAVE THE BIGGEST SELECTION OF BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL ENHANCEMENTS FOR (YOU)R WIFE! ALL TECHNOLOGY "GREMLIN APPROVED"(tm) AND WITH A LIFE TIME WARRANTY!
(we hold no responsibility for mindbreaks and/or pelvis breaks)
SO COME ON DOWN TO GREM'S LOVE LIFE SPICE AND SPLICE. WE HER, YOU BANG HER!

>>33865739
Aren't shirohebi yandere

>>33865534
Probably would out of desperation (I'm guessing I will be out of the job when portals open), then regret losing my virginity that way and hold a grudge on monsters forever.

>>33865810
>the gremlin sits back nodding approvingly of the commercial without realizing the audio cut out a bit of the slogan
>monsters and husbands everywhere still wonder what it's supposed to mean to this day

>>33865810
thanks for the idea, will draw this in short bursts

Since a shog can make anything out of her slime, what's a good gift to give them? something that they just don't immediately absorb but keep

>>33865817
What is this, a snek for ants?

>>33865850
your baby

>>33865850
A baby. Shoggy loves it when you give her a baby so she can convert or straight up make a basement and build an alter where she can make a gigantic gooey black egg-womb thing covered in eldrich symbols that she performs strange rituals around and gets very excited when you go down there and rub it and say "ooh who's a big strong girl? you are!"

>>33865534
I'd be an escort that eventually gets hired by a naive kiki as a practice master.

>>33865836
Go back to /tg/.

>>33865850
backrub coupon

>>33865850
Be firm about preserving your mouth to be utterly free of her corruption, then make sure you french kiss her on particularly romantic occasions, or special ones in general. It might seem cruel to deny her your saliva or tongue, but holding back on one fluid will turn it into utter ambrosia for her, and surprising her with a tongue tussle in the morning will make the fabricated reality of your home start to crack.

>>33865875
>>33865895
That's a given, but I'm thinking more of the non-lewd gifts. Like would she like a handmaid sweater with "#1 maid" stitched on it?

>>33865963
How do I get this but with BEEG cat girl.

>>33865999
Sweaters don't go well with slime. Try designing a custom-printed apron

I often tell my wife she can eat cookies after we had closed our church down, but pic related is one time I caught her trying to get some cookies

>>33865999
A few sweaters one that says "Gooey Goodness" on it, the aforementioned "#1 Maid in the World" sweater, and a fan favorite "Head Maid in Charge Coming Through" sweater. Also get her a pair of those couple's mittens that are connected so that you two can wear them together, probably even when it's too warm because that's just so doggone cute!

>>33865574
This feels like the first time since losenis that someone's finished a long multi part story. Take your time man, it'll be well worth it.

>>33865812
No, just rather possessive. They can be part of harems, but KC's noted they will compete with the other wives to try to be lead wife until they come to some understanding with each other.

Still waiting for more of the selene story.

>>33866019
head is still too small, it makes things look off, remember a human body is ~7 head lengths tall

How do I make those damn cheshires shut up and stop calling me cockatrice chaser in those annoying accents?

>>33865895
That sounds nice. I like this.

>>33865534
What skills do I need to learn in order to become an escort for ojous exclusively?

>>33866038
All good ideas. Hopefully she wont show off to the kikis at the market too much

>>33865895
Makes me wonder; how would the Order handle a Shoggoth taking up residence in their sewers with her husband she poached off the streets?

>>33866139
>The cortigiane oneste were usually well-educated and worldly (sometimes even more so than the average upper-class woman), and often held simultaneous careers as performers or artists. They were typically chosen on the basis of their "breeding"—social and conversational skills, intelligence, common-sense, and companionship—as well as their physical attributes. It was usually their wit and personality that set them apart from regular women. Sex constituted only a facet of the courtesan's array of services. For example, they were well-dressed and ready to engage and participate in a variety of topics ranging from art to music to politics.
Basically this, except you need to entertain the Ojou and flirt without fucking her. If you fuck, then you marry, says so in the escort rulebook.

>>33866091
thx

>>33866171
shogs are weak to fire

>>33865443
>all those spines
Please make sure to add a disclaimer for young manticores that this is NOT how spines work in real life. Injecting 30 spines has a high probability of inducing Exploding Penis Syndrome (EPS). Every year, more than fifty men have to have their dicks magic'd back together by a lich after such incidents. Though all of them later claim it was "worth it," manticore spines should only be administered between consenting couples and in appropriate doses. Ask your doctor if manticore spines are right for you.

>>33865534
I have just slightly too much pride to be a mere prostitute, which is why I'll do compensated dating instead.

>>33866252
this is why i only go for snake and spider venom

>>33865324
Just give me a Big Tiddy Wisp GF.

Spacegoats, coast to coast

>>33866243
Sounds like a dangerous game, walking into the labyrinth of sewers owned by a Shoggoth.

>>33865443
Holy shit, that Kikimora janitor has a hell of a job.
What's her name, Scruffi?

>>33865670
That was great anon, very very very very hot. I agree with the sentiment you had last thread, I'm going to need some Vicky in my life. Looking forward to Janitor Kiki x Window Washer one of these days.

>>33866334
but sewer gas contains lots of methane and hydrogen sulfide, which is extremely flammable. Throw a stick of dynamite in there and the order gets rid of the pesky shog through the explosion

>>33866371
While that's kind of violent and sad it does sound incredibly cute for a Shoggy to shapeshift and cover up her husband to protect him from the blast, smiling in relief when she sees that not even a single hair on mastah's head got singed.

>>33866371
You think a little fire can hurt a gooey Shoggoth? It sounds like somebody was pranking you.
Shoggys have innate explosion resistance
and slash resistance
and blunt resistance
and most elemental resistances
and... look, you just can't stop the Shog

>>33866371
>Large-scale explosion triggered
>Shog-slime flies everywhere
>Shog is now the town
The order always loses

>>33866402
KC's noted that they aren't resistant to fire. However, they can produce objects that are resistant to fire. A shoggoth presumably could grow armor out of her body at will if she needed to.

On another note, blowing up your city's sewer system seems like it'd do a ton of damage to your city as well.

>>33866431
I want to assimilate an entire city with my shog wife

>>33866402
>>33866434
Also, hurting a shoggoth and killing one are two different things. I'd wager a simple explosion would not be enough to kill one, even if it did do her a fair amount of harm.

>>33866332
I love goats but I hate what people do to them

>>33866460
What do people do to goats?

>>33866393
how would she react if he tries to protect her? like trying to talk down the order guys or shield her with his own body?

>>33866466

If he's referring to draenei, a lot of people draw them with giant horsecocks.

I am redoing something cause I fucked up big time in size

>>33866494
Ignore degenerates, post weird goats

>>33866514
Very squishable

How can ancient foxes possibly stay evil once they've tasted the brush and comb?

>>33866544
Ran is not evil. She works very hard and looks after an autistic Catgirl

>>33866556
>autistic
Wow rude.

I'm not into lolis, but Marune is objectively the best sabbath.

If there's one thing that the lords of Mictlan love besides blood, it's sports! So, are you down to ball?

I am here to lay wurms and to chew bubble gum and all out of gum

>>33866597
I wanna take all 3 to those girls to bed and snuggle them till dawn

>>33866599
I came here to slam

>>33866485
the order guys would be swept away by the massive downpour that comes from underneath her dress, she's going into hyper ovulation mode after that display

>>33866646
Be careful saying stuff like that, if a wurm hears it they may think the bubblegum is a requirement for getting laid and wander off on a quest to find some so you can get down to business.

>>33866697
URGE TO SPOIL WURMS RISING

>>33866697
>Wurm melts down rubber tires with candy because she can't find any

I take the timing of this picture as a sign to fix my sleep schedule.

I think the reason monsters want to grow their husbands' penises is because they want to make sure no condom can fit them anymore.

>>33866749
It all makes sense now....

>>33866749
I thought it was so they could make more longsword/spear in pants jokes.

>>33866597
which is why oppai lolis are, and always will be, inherently superior. It's only natural that the perfect symbiosis between youthful and mature would be universally loved.

>>33866710
>from then on the Wurm always has bubblegum to give anon when she wants to fug
>anon doesn't have the heart to clarify things for her
>now she thinks chewing bubblegum is something all guys like to do during sex
>later down the road she gives a massive amount of gum to one of her newly married friends as a wedding gift
>the friend is confused, and the Wurm just explains with a wink that it's for whenever she wants to have... "fun" with her husband
>the Wurm's friend is just wondering what the FUCK kind of kinky stuff they get up

>>33866749
Oooh. For a second there, I thought my shortstack wife was just a sizequeen who loved getting her stomach stretched.

>>33865443
Very nice, that was exactly what I was hoping it would be. Hopefully we'll get to see some more of the hellhound security guard in the future.

>>33866697
Ah shucks, they're just some spicy danger noodles

>>33866171
Confused at first because the sewers are cleaner than the city

>>33866749
NO WONDER WURMY HAD A FIXATION WITH MANGAUM CONDOMS, SHE WANTED ME TO NEVER BE ABLE TO USE 'EM

>>33866810
now those would be of the hellwurm variety

>>33866789
Chewing gum must be extra freaky for kejourous

>>33865443
Man, what a great story. Is there any place I can read more of your work?

>>33865443
Shit, I'd commission you

>>33866494
And they also conveniently forget that draenei are tall as fuck for whatever reason
Poor goats

going to the drug store and trying to buy a box of condoms

>>33866812
I think I don't want to know how shog disposed the constant waste matter that flows in

>>33866932
well, that will end in you impregnating a MG

>>33866933
Why you got to make it nasty, she could just use magic to get rid of it

How does a Kiki or Shog find a man? They are servants so I don't understand how that works. Most other races hunt down their husbands but I don't think that makes sense for the servant races.

revised the art I did earlier, and also will now try to dream of wurm wife, I will now see wurmy

>>33867148
>How does a Kiki or Shog find a man
Quite easily

>>33867059
I love snek

>>33865339
https://youtu.be/VoAfb3f04mo

I hope the Pharaoh sends me to work in the Temple of Hathor. I'm, uh, eager to learn their religious practices.

Assassins are cute.

>>33867277
How can she hope to ambush me when I can see her tits poking out from behind a wall?

>>33867148
You request a maid from Ms. Flayer and she'll happily provide one for you after the necessary details are provided

>>33867294
No Anon! That's a decoy, look ou-

>>33865534
>your first client rapes and claims you for herself

Ah...!

In the shower, surrounded by six naked 8-foot tall amazonesses, looking down at you with unstoppable curiosity and lust in their eyes, their hands forcefully venturing and playing all over your body. Your penis is being jerked off, your balls are being felt intricately, your butt checks are groped and smacked, you're being cressed by your face, held by your chin, and slapped across your face causing your muscular mistresses to laugh at your submission to them.
After the shower, they proceed to rape you in bed, became pregnant and everyday forth, like usual, walk you around in public, being held by your penis, leashed around your neck, you and your wives are naked and showcasing their ownership to the beloved shared sex slave that you became. In a lewd dictatorship where monsters are in charge and men are put in their place because it's what's best for them.

>>33867369
I'd rather in the shower with Kiki, gently washing each other which slowly leads to soft shower sex

>>33865443
Reading this story sparked a feeling that I can only describe as the truest and purest form of jealousy. I was jealous of your writing skills, how your words could easily create a clear image of everything in the story, down to the smallest sensation. I was jealous of the characters themselves, even though their world and lives begin and end in one person's fictional works. But after that burning fog of emotion passed and my mind returned to a clear and rational state, I got a sense of joy I've haven't felt in a long time. I will remember this story and the feelings it gave me forever.
A good read, thanks Anon.

>>33867366
I'm gonna tease a mummy's sensitive bare skin with lots of brushes and feathers!

A warning to all unmarried anons, tonight is the night of a hunt, take shelter and make sure your doors and windows are barred and reinforced, else you will be dragged out into the street

Remember to help you maid keep the house clean by plugging her up after use so she doesn't make a mess, especially if you've left her swollen with seed.

>>33867461
I wish a monster would come in and snuggle with me if I left my doors unlocked, but I'd probably just get robbed.

>>33867483
No difference with monsters. Robbed of your semen and virginity, that is

>>33867405
Nice, nice.
Are you her butler? Did she order you to join her in the shower?

>>33867366
this is whitewashing history! all mummies should have brown skin!

>>33867499
>Work night shift at Danukimart connected to a gas station
>Every night a masked monster barges in, shouting about robbery, before pinning you down and "robbing" you.
>After the first report, you get the feeling management isn't gonna do anything about it since she never actually takes anything, just has her way with you, cuddles for a bit, then leaves
>You also know it's your next door neighbor
>You don't have the heart to tell her though, since she seems really into it and is always there the next day to "make sure you are okay"
Such is life

>>33867563
She's a Ptolemaic dynasty mummy

>>33867563
She is a recently monsterized treasure hunter, cut her some slack

>>33867563
This.
In fact, I wish KC or some photoshopper made dark brown skin versions of all monsters. Brown monsters are my favorite.

>>33867587
This but the exact opposite

>>33867563
Dehydration makes your skin pale. Give her plenty of your liquids

>>33867366
are mummy mommies mummyes?

>>33867600

>>33865443
Where can I find more of your work?

>>33867594
A dark elf with light elf skin would look kinda weird.

Sister Mone Star, I have a confession to make: I'm a pervert who wants to see just how many daughters a monster can get knocked up with in a single pregnancy.

>>33867594
W H I T E N E D W I G H T S

She's hungry for onii-sans and you're lookin mighty tasty

>>33867786
biters gets the ballgag

>>33867786
who is she?

>>33867626
Wash my car

>>33867786
I'm getting the spray bottle

>>33865537
Normally yes, but Mari's whole gimmick is that she's a strong independent woman who don't need no man, so liking her is a pretty strong indication that you're secretly into NTR.

>>33867792
Grim aloe from magical quiz academy

>>33867837
Mari needs a treatment from the flayer

>>33867837
Whose OC is it anyway?

Mrhmh.

>>33867807
Too late she's already wetter than water and you're in succ charm range
Kiss your freedom goodbye

>>33868016
I close my eyes! Charm spells don't work if you don't know who you're charmed by!

>>33867786
she better not be one of those fairy tale animal larpers, I would rather not have to worry about my dick suddenly becoming conical and suspiciously wolf-like in shape.

>>33868016
I'm getting the mallet

>>33868103
>>33868031
Honestly it's hilarious that you guys think you even have a chance against this oji-san hunter. She just sees you as walking prey

>>33868164
I'm never gonna lose to cunny!

>>33868207
>local man gets mindbroken by cunny

>>33867655
What causes a nun to dress so lewdly?

>>33868393
Why are girls in those little beret-like-hats so hot?

>>33868393
For me it was JC Lilims.

White, red, and black is such a good color combo

>>33868498
are JCs sabbath allowed?

>>33868563
>are JCs sabbath allowed?
Oh my god, JC, a bomb!

I want to be pinned under that majestic body.

Enter the fox shrine, nothing will go wrong, you can trust the fox!

>>33868686
I'm only interested in evil foxes, sorry
If nothing will go wrong, I'm not coming

Shogs want to do everything for their mate.
How do I get her to relax, and let me take care of her, just for a day? I want to spoil a lovely Shog.

>>33868686
But I live in eastern europe, we don't build shrines for pests.

>>33868738
What is Lenin's mausoleum for 500, Alex.

>>33868768
Lenin is a shroom

How to make Wendigos cry

>>33868817
this man has never seen a demon real beast.
it's incredible how mamono just makes everything better, including food.

>>33868817
>>33868855
Stretchy anime meat grows on farms anyway

>>33868686
I will steal all the offerings from her saisen box and ridicule her multi-tailed form.

>>33867563
Unironically correct.

>>33868404
because its a single piece of cloth theyve stylized to be bodycon

Help, I'm a fish

>>33865574
rather have it later than have it rushed

>>33868686
Enter the Fox shrine with my life

Leave with a mofu-rich wife

>>33865534
I would never work as a male prostitute, I would rather work as a sabath witch hunter
*loads crossbow with malicious intent*

>>33868404
i'm not sure what you mean

>>33865534
this sound you can make a harem story, your regulars want you stop and take care of you collectively

I am awake and have the biggest boner I had in a while, didn't help I had some fun with my wurmy in my dreams, WHY ISN'T REAL, I WANT AND NEED HER NOW
also how is your morning today?

I would love to cuddle up within a lamia's embrace. Know any good manga with romance between the MC and only a lamia? I was looking around and I found "Mamono Musume to no Seikatsu ~Lamia no Baai~", which looks good too.

>>33869825
my sinuses are inflamed and its making it difficult to sleep which is ironic because this goes away once i do. at least i can consistently feed into my waifu's nightingale syndrome

>>33869825
I'm writing a book instead of doing my schoolwork!

>>33869825
>also how is your morning today?
It's evening

>>33869825
Does getting to interact with her in your dreams only make the heartache worse? Maybe it's for the best that I've never seen my wife in my dreams.

>>33870018
Not him, but from my experience, interacting with any monster girl in my dreams has been very tough for me when I wake up. I've head numerous encounters with monster girls in my dreams, and they've all had lasting impressions on me

I wanna tell a loli monster girl I'll marry her ass soon as she grows up to bully her.
Then I want to get fucked over by a demon that took that verbal contract as an actual contract.

>>33869825
>>33869922
You guys need to take your shots.

>>33870018
kinda of, but it strengths my resolve to hone my skills to make sure I can capture her beauty with my puny mortal hands and forces me to get better at drawing her for her sake

>>33869922
On a somewhat related noted, it seems I'm a couple days too late past the English release of the latest Monster Musume chapter. I enjoy reading the reactions, so I was hoping to see if there's a way to find the archived thread since its been deleted from the usual archive by now. I've tried searching but the only thing I've found are databases that have 4chan threads from years ago rather than a week ago.

>>33870089
No one cares about musume anymore.

>>33870067
I can see that. I know when I have dreams some of them can get a feeling of importantness and such added to them, a lot of times when there is no reason to. It affects me for a while after I wake up too.
>>33870078
I'm sure she would be happy with your efforts for her.

>>33870106
Pretty much this. Crabman squandered his fame and can't produce anything but same-boob anymore.

I wish to capture the essence of BEEG girls, where do I have to go for some models in MGC?

Still, I will be eternally grateful to crab for making the best sipder there is

>>33870322
And I for the zombie hips

>>33870310
Try this place called a gyme

>>33870106
>>33870231
I think it went to shit around the nega-Suu part.
Little to no focus around the main girls and it stopped being comfy.
Like in the Lamia village, Miia felt completely sidelined. The hotspring arc was the longest fucking thing for zero payoff. I feel nothing for it anymore.

>>33870204
I had a dream about getting ready going on a date with a cheshire a couple years ago. She lives a couple streets down from me. I went over to her place as she was still getting ready. She was so kind and loving; not a trickster at all like people seem to think. I got to see her get ready for the date. She had silky, straight hair. Such soft hair. I got to brush her hair. I'll never forget that beautiful smile she gave me. I'd do anything to hold her even if it was just only one more time.

These dreams are both a blessing and a curse.

>>33870372
>I think it went to shit around the nega-Suu part.
That is exactly where I stopped, so you're probably right

>>33870372
To be honest, I don't even care enough to try and pinpoint the exact moment or reason I've lost all interest in the manga. It happened long ago, and that's it. I feel nothing.

>>33870365
I will go to the gym to acquire the models that I can use for piece de resistance so I can show the world the beauty, allure, and cuteness of such marvelous BEEG girls. None shall stop my hand, for I will pour my love them onto the canvas god has given me, and by hands I will render with all the detail I can! WISH ME LUCK

>>33870089
Managed to find it, just had to look up the specific chapter. >>>/a/218521136

>>33870438

do you think wurms would go to the gym?

>>33870525
No, they dig.

I had an idea for my next piece, Wurmy like a saint in a painting, and dressed for the occasion

>>33870571
Holding a Greek gyro because she misunderstood when she heard Chi Rho

>>33870609
with crumbs on her face as she holds it in her hands

>>33870609
Wonderful, wonderful.

LLLUU here, sorry for the mass reply but I wanted to get to everyone who responded to the new piece in my sleep. Thank you guys for the reception, Clumsy Succ is coming soon!

>>33865663
As long as your manticore continues to milk you, you'll just be a tail pussy junkie!
>>33866252
It was consent as soon as he looked at the tail pussy. Surely her incessant ministrations helped prevent such incidents.
>>33866350
I actually haven't considered a name for her yet, any suggestions are welcome for an old CC Kiki beginning to gray.
>>33866362
Yeah I think I made Vicky too good, and yes Kiki x Window washing anon will be coming soon.
>>33866808
I swear to you the Hellhound Security Guard is going to Rape a business anon working for tanuki conglomerate to steal secrets senseless
>>33866894
Most of my old works can be found here: https://pastebin.com/u/LLLuu though a couple of them got slapped down during the pastebin filter bullshit. I'll make a collection for all the ones on google docs.
>>33866899
I'm actually always open for commissions.
>>33867425
Wow that was a lot more in depth than I expected. I'm both sorry I made you experience such things but glad you'll always remember it, and thank you for the kind words regarding my writing skills
>>33867631
See just above, my pastebin link is up there.

>>33870440
On the one hand, this is so pandering it's making me cringe.

On the other it manages to perfectly hit the spot for my fetishes. It's a complicated emotion.

>>33870763
It was always pandering, if we are being honest
But it's a new low in how lazy and uninspirred it all is

>>33870375
that sounds like it was a beautiful sight.

>>33870794
Lool Centorea managing to lactate from her sheer desire to is hot as all hell.

Though the fact that all this shit is going on and they haven't had sex is absolutely idiotic.

>>33870076
>only marrying a loli monster girl after she grows up
This except with premaritial sex every day until then.

>>33868686
What do you do at a fox shrine?

>>33865443
Why don't you write for Slabland anon?

>>33870864
Oh you mean Slab 'We'll never get out of development hell' land?

>>33870877
shut the fuck up, trash

>>33870864
I dunno anon, I'm pretty intent on just doing my own thing. I've been storyboarding a visual novel, and have an artist interested in doing it with me.

>>33866148
Need a beaming Shog with the head maid in charge coming through sweater holding hands with mastah making a Kiki seethe

>>33870864
>Slabland
What's that?

>>33866065
I'm going to get a little thing of thread and sew up her cheeks

>>quest
>>you must go to the highest mountain, there you will find a wurm guarding a princess in a tower
>>slay the wurm and save the princess, your reward is hand in marriage
>Be me, adventurer
>See quest
>A WURM
>GIMME, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME
>CODPIECE_POPPING_SOUNDS.BARD
>dick is hard and is in full control of brain
>Take quest and walk around hunched so people don't see my boner
>blaze through the tough path
>disregard any female that isn't a wurm
>Find the place
>fuck it's cold but desire to place my burning rod of wurm loving in some wumr puss is burns ever hotter
>There is someone in the tower
>"Mister, you are here to save me, from that dangerous wurm, right"
>it's a loli princess with oddly lim like features
>Don't respond to her and take out a grill and some meat
>grillingnoises. bard
>WURM APPORACHING AT INCRECIDLE HIHG SPEED
>Just as planned
>She is around 8 foot and looks like she is a siege worthy being
>my dick is now mirthil now
>Hold out my hand and tell her just wait
>get down on one knee, and pull out a box with a big ring for a BEEG girl
>She blushes so hard that the snow around her melts
>And I don't remember the rest after that kids, but that is how I meet your mother while dubbing a Lilim at the same time

>>33870917
Tey and into it if you like writing about MG you like it i think
>>33870928
A VN like kind of game with monster girls,romance and vanilla stuff and no futa and other gross shit

Dear god the things I would do to her

>>33870372
I liked the hotspring arc because it had several chapter with side stories of other guys getting their wives

>>33871044
Not gonna lie, I'd be gainfully employed as an IT member for the Marune sabbath.

WURMS ATE MY HOMEWORK HAKU-SENSEI!

>>33871164
>she needs help inserting her drive into the port

Fellas, is it gay to fuck an alp?

>>33871309
Not at all, anon. Afghan Code applies.

>>33871302
>Does it not work in other ports?
>If so, lets plug your mouse in there and see if the port is fried

>>33871309
No

>>33871044
why is kc soo obsessed with paws anyway? even the generic handjob dialogue on his game mentions paws and not hands.

>>33871361
PAWS>hands

>>33871361
Do not underestimate a puppy's paw pads!

>>33871361
You into the ELEGANT WOMAN HANDS anon?

>>33871309
ask yourself something, is dick in the pussy gay?
>>33871361
>why does KC makes his monstergirls look like monstergirls?
geez I wonder why anon

8 tons of 8' wurm woman>1200 pounds of 8' oni woman
>fellas, you get more woman for your dick, so why haven't you taken the wurm pill, anon?

>>33871473
I prefer my girls smaller to be honest

>>33871384
Nah, I like paws too, its just that kc loves them WAY too much, mamonos have them 8 times out of 10.

>>33871518
Agreed, that anon earlier was right that Marune sabbath is great. Oppai lolis are for multi-girl paizuri.

>>33871518
>>33871552
thank you for being my idea generators, next next pic might be a shortstack wurmy

>>33871540
>mamonos have them 8 times out of 10.

Citation? Pretty sure regular or mostly regular hands outnumber paws. Not even all beastmen types have paws.

OI! HAVEN'T PAID YOUR TV LICENCE, HAVE YOU?

>>33871473
Shogs can be houses, right?
So you can theoretically get 100 tons of muscleshog, yes?

where would the Wurms live in MGC, I want to be the husband to one

>>33871705
They don't seem the city-dwelling kind

>>33871719
so they live in the countryside, I always did want to be a farmer anyways

>>33871689
The question remains, can your hips handle all her loving in earnest

>>33871606
maybe 8 out of 10 is kind of an exaggeration, but kc does produce a significantly larger number of pawed designs than the average monster girl artist.
also, referencing paws instead of normal hands in generic dialogue is just kinda weird(unless the translator fucked up astronomically).

>>33870671
>I'm actually always open for commissions
Nice, where can I ask for one?

>>33871767
I can damn well try

>>33871705
Just go hiking in Dragonia and scrape your knee, the rescue wurms will be there within a half hour.
>>33871683
>that unprotected tail ripe for squeezing
Step 1: grope the tail to stun the dragon with your bold assault
Step 2: throw the tail over your shoulder and go to town on the mere lizard before you

>>33871309
Yeah

I'm a sassy sophisticated man who knows his own value and so in search for monster wife I follow the 6-6-6 rule: sex at least 6 times a day, at least 6 hours in total, at least 6 kids to end up with.

>>33865663
Hell fucking yeah I want to be a venom junkie.

>>33871786
My discord works best, LukaLuu#0035

>>33871552
Flat chest is just too integral for a loli, if she has early development bottom heavy is superior.

>>33871683
The weird thing about TV licence is that dispite the fact that it is very real, the BBC has no legal way to enforce it
So nearly everyone doesnt care for the TV licence
The "detector vans" were fake even by todays tech standards;

>>33871689
>Shogs can be houses, right?

Think that's just thread canon. KC's noted that shoggoths typically don't keep anything they make around for long, reabsorbing it as soon as its done being used.

>>33871875
imagine going so hard with your manticore that even she gets concerned and tries to cover her tail bulb up to keep you from impaling yourself at every single opportunity on her spines

>>33871926
>Spoiler
What?

>>33871926
In my country, back when licenses were a thing, inspectors would go to people's homes and try to see from the door if they had a TV.
Now of course it has been replaced with a tax that everybody has to pay.

>>33871914
Bottom heavy lolis are inherently more fertile.
It is known.

>>33871956
I want my whole office to look at me with disgust, when I get pale and start shaking every 4 hours and have to excuse myself to the bathroom, to inject the next dose, so I won't go into withdrawal at work.

what monster combos would you like to see?

>>33872095
What do you mean

>>33872095
Bunyicore

>>33865324

>>33872042
I'm going to be like Bane with a tank of the venom on my back. My Manticore will be in shambles since teasing me with her tail will be impossible. If there's a fresh spine on her tail, I'm throwing myself on it. If the tail is in reach, I'm grabbing it and going it.

>>33872116
combinations of monster girl species

>>33872144
Man that Dire Manticore piece really got you addicted huh anon?

>>33872095
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra hips, a number 7, two number 45s, one with abs, and a large ass

>>33872128
pile of fluffy snek spaghetti that tries to tease you

>>33872095
hellhound automaton

>>33871003

>>33871936
Was more thinking that if a Shog has the capacity to shape into something like a bed with relative ease, how big can she truly be?
And then getting a 10 ton muscleShog.

>>33872170
I haven't read it yet. I always had a thing for BEEG beastgirls and I listed Manticore as my waifu on the map.
Venom play is the hottest thing ever for me, despite the fact that I'm deadly terrified of needles to the point they need to strap me to a chair for blood checks, or perhaps because of that.
I'm glad more people recognize Manticores as top tier girls, because of that story. I gotta read it, if it's really this good.

>>33872095
shogflyer

>>33872095
A changeling that can manipulate their own DNA to take the partial or complete form of any other monster girl.

>>33872095
One MinoShog please.
Take a Shog,give it horns, and make it very big and aggressive.

>>33871914
the pot is calling the kettle black.
when it comes to the platonic ideal of "loliness", narrow hips and a small butt are just as important as a flat chest, and my man, those massive slabs of meat would not look out of place in a hag.
loli purity spirals never end well.

>>33872170
You know it. People are going to see me walking down the street alongside my Manticore and wonder what sort of beast could wrangle a Manticore down to cover and lock away her tail, when in reality she did it completely on her own just so I could participate in society.

>>33872095
Pixiecore. Just imagine what a pixie could do with a manticore's venom, or what a manticore could do with a pixie's magic.

>>33871164
It's a tough choice if I had to choose which Sabbath to be a patron of, probably either Shirokuto or pic related

>>33865324

>>33872615
return of the clack

>>33872615
does one beg for the CLACK or does it just happen?

>>33865534
>Ten thousand yen bills
So what like fifteen dollars? What kind of retard pays for a hooker with monopoly money

My Manticore is going to send samples of her venom to the best Lich researchers to see if it's unnaturally addictive, or if I'm having some kind of a unique allergic reaction, but no- their answer will simply be that I'm a dumbass going way too hard on the manticore venom!

>>33872673
That's why I prefer the version of that image where they have a nintendo switch or a RTX graphics card

>>33865744
>>33865782
Have the good parts of her missing personality possess the arm while her bad parts go off and become villain. Then have them reunite. hamfisted message about accepting yourself is optional

>>33872699
Those are always funny

>>33872733
OH NO!?

>>33872673
10,000 yen is like 90 dollars isn't it?
And she's got 6 bills there, so that's about 540 bucks total.
I have no idea what a hooker's rates are, but 540 seems pretty good, no?

>>33872751
>>33872733
Need this but with old and young foxes

>>33872733

>>33869825
I also had a dream about your wurmy. She needs to cut down on the carbs.

>>33866860
Tape and glue would drive kejs wild
>Telling a kej to stand still so you can take the tape off her hair
>It gets stuck on your finger and she absentmindedly plucks it off with her hair
>Starts flailing around in frustration even more

>>33872803
>Aunt and niece trying to outlewd the other in a competition for (you)r heart and dick
I can dig it

>>33867265
Going to the Temple of Hathor and forcing priestesses to wear modest clothes. I heard they and their mistress turn into lionesses and other shebeasts when enraged, although I'm sure that's just hearsay

Human boys crave BEEG __________

>>33872990
pizzas

>>33872990
wurm bodies to bred with

>>33872834
Guess I should clear up what my dream was so it sounds less 3-letter wordy. I was working at my old fast food job, and taking orders for different monster girls. Somewhere in the middle of the dream, a big wurm comes up and asks for 4 family-sized onion rings, 2 triple bacon cheeseborgars, and a large soda. She paid with a credit card and ate them all at one of the outside tables, it was a real bitch to clean up.

>>33872990
human girls

Well guys I think I'm going to get a commission of Vicky. Think the outfit I gave her in writing was good?

>>33872990
amounts of affection and approval.

>>33873030
I see, wurms are quite the handful after all

>>33872990
hands to pat their heads

>>33872990
Human boys crave BEEG.

>>33873044
YES YES YES

>>33871819
>Anon lunges to grab the tail
>Trips and faceplants himself
what now?

You guys remember when Nerdhound and Lego Anubis got ran into the fucking ground? Starting to feel that way about the constant BEEG posting

>>33873019
Does pizzabus have her own greentext/story or was it just something LN decided to draw one day?

>>33867568
Off-topic but I heard a story from a guy who worked cash on night shift at a highway gas station in Newfoundland
>Guy comes in
>Man is dressed in shorts and a t-shirt despite it being way too cold for it
>Looks around for a few minutes without buying anything
>Guy is acting weird and being really fidgety
>Leafland so they only have a crowbar behind the register
>Man comes up to the register
>"Hey you see the little bunny on the energizer package?"
>Cashier is confused and can only nod
>"He just keeps going and going and going, don't he?"
>Cashier is utterly perplexed now
>Man just walks out and starts walking along the highway
>20 minutes later cashier sees him walking the other way without a shirt
Weird unexplainable interactions would definitely be more common in a world with mg. Although at least you would take comfort in knowing that they have happy endings

>>33872990
Fluffy tails.

>>33873136
I ignore everything I don't like and look! I'm still here but they're not.

imagine the paizuris

>>33873069
She was still better behaved than some of the other girls. Had to deal with a lot of horrible pick-up lines, and a manticore that accidentally crushed her drink when I was handing it to her at the drive-thru and sped off before I could give her a replacement.

>>33873044
Dear God anon please that would be amazing. I can't wait to see that juicy tail creeping out of those booty shorts

>>33867647
Brown delves are a nip pop culture invention. The original Tolkien dark elves were basically just normal elves and Norse 'dark elf' was thought to just be another word for dwarves. All dark elves are cute

>>33873205
>not attaching the picture of the holstaur from the game

>>33873205
they are puny! if she can become a loli surely she can also make them larger!

>>33873121
>>33873251
Good to see you guys feel like I do about it. I'll see what I can get done.

>>33873342
oppai-loli druella

>>33873309
that cow looks way too powerful, she is probably going to soft-lock any anons foolish enough to have chosen the paizuri weakness.

>>33873205
What is it with villains and stealing Sauron's cat eye design. Get your own evil logo. Always thought a normal human eye looked scarier, it doesn't scream 'evil' like a slit pupil so it adds a layer of incomprehensibility to what it wants

>>33873434
>Chose kissing
>Don't like the imp
Reeeeeeeee

>>33873434
Being weak to paizuri and thinking you can overcome a holstaur is the ultimate hubris.

>>33865324

>>33873528
Obstinate bonehead!

>>33873434
>that cow looks way too powerful,

Aw, come on anon. Don't be like that. Just try her out, she promises not to break you into a spurting mess within twenty seconds of being trapped within her valley. No, it'll be more like thirty seconds.

>>33873740
that's what an instant-loss-inducing cow would say!

>>33865324

where does a man who stands 5'9" fall when compared to a 8' monster girl, boobhat height, pussy eating distance or at thigh level

>>33873911
Behold anon, a tool just for you.
https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html

>>33873932
thx

>>33873932
Oh my goodness.
So that's what a 12" woman is like.

>>33873959
>>33873960
Yeah, great tool for seeing just how fucking delicious Vicky would look fuck me I'm excited I got an artist commissioned already

>>33873989
Good stuff anon.
In my most depraved fantasy (to which I will not go into /d/etail) my waifu is 12 feet tall and is very stronk.
This has given me a better visual and it's hotter than I thought.
Thank you.

>>33873859
How many opinion pieces in mamano newspapers are married men and monsters rambling on about how great their spouse is and singles sperging out about how horny they are

>>33873932
Great tool for seeing how small lolis are.

IMAGINE

>>33874136
Three foot eight is evidently standing blowjob size for a loli next to my height. Sabbath here I come.

>>33874066
Judging by how even in the profiles the interviews repeatedly included remarks from the husbands about such things I'd wager its pretty common.

For another example based on profile remarks I am imagining the ratatoskr husband cuddling with her tail while doing the interview.

>>33874066
I used to read Greenworm weekly, not because I was interested in the cute worms or anything, I just read it for the articles and looked at the ads of course. That is, until this fag somehow took over and dedicated the whole magazine to his wife and their daily life. How does one person take so many pictures in a day? What am I supposed to buy at the convenience store every Sunday now?

>>33873932
Is there a page like this with normal units of measurement for normal people

How is this possible?

I want to be slapped in the face by a Minotaur and claimed as her husband.

>>33874195
Cows have more efficient bodies for producing protein due to their gut culture being able to produce it from grass. Granted, they burp/fart a lot due to this.

Battle sheep make me meek

>>33874195
Minotaurs exist to mog everyone else.

>>33874282
Wurms called, they are saying that is bullshit

>>33874248
Not sure what you're trying to do with this post but it should stop

>>33874276
cow sheep hybrid, remove her fluff and nobody would be able to discern her true origins.

>>33874297
Sorry anon, my wife was standing behind me.
I like wurms very much but I suppose I'm biased.

>>33874173
How about the weekly doujins from the Comic Sidhe anthropology?

>>33874248

>>33874332
What are they like?

>>33874332
they sure have a lot of imp artists for a comic series soo centered around the sith family.

>>33874327
There is one easy tell, is she grinding your pelvis to dust accidentally or on purpose?

>>33872170
Not that anon, but I really like the idea of a monster claiming me and making me addicted to her care. Like a vamp mosquito biting me so that I helplessly crawl to her to soothe the unrelenting itch, or a shirohebi making me dependent on her daily soul burns. I find that oomukade and school-bully anon greentext really hot

>>33873859
>give us money boyim
what if I turned on adblock?

>>33874467
straight to jail

monster girl saints?

>>33865534
I wanna be used up by the monster girl equivalent of ugly bastards and have the stench of their hairy, unwashed vaginas slathered into my face. I wanna be gangbanged in back alleyways for as little as $20 and have images of it leaked onto the internet for all my friends and family to see. It isnt healing if I enjoyed it. She's just trying to rationalize commiting to my soggy worn-out dick because she's desperate. Can't she at least just be honest and say she wants a man with experience to make use of her pathetic virgin pussy? What a fucking self-righteous monscel cuckqueen pig. 0/10.

>>33874332
Anon, they're called anthology

>>33874467
A surprise visit from the company's legal team and security.

>>33872673
The point is that he's a kid. A little money for most kids means a lot.

>>33874467
all post dotr adds will either be titty Hypno or ass Hypno, maybe a combination of both if you are particularly unlucky.

>>33874192
>For heights in centimeters, set "Feet" to 0 and "Inches" to the measurement in centimeters. Don't mix the two systems, you'll get a wrong result.

>>33874403
I like the idea of doing the same to a monster. Like she could still overpower you in any way she wants but depends on you for companionship and care. Like a pharaoh who knows she could just order you to give her a massage after a long day but relishes being taken care of without having to ask. Or an ancient vampire that has utter power over you but always waits for your permission to feed

>>33874546
>A world where all the ads were made by mexicans.
I love this.

>>33865324

>>33874403
Is that one in the mega archive?