Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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I LOVE COWS!

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I love tigers

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Being trapped in a mansion filled with undead girls.

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Maids are olev

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Kobolds are cute!

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Ravioli ravioli

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>>18292924
Don't fuck the goat loli

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Neutral reminder to be wary of /tg/ crossboarders. When in doubt, refer to read the world guides and calmly report and ignore posters that seem more interested in arguing against the thread topic than actually discussing it.

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>>18292895
>Hopping vampire
I get it!

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>>18292904
I want those nekos

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>>18292904
>You'll never be childhood friends with a Jinko transfer student from China and her Irish Cheshire cousin.

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Did our resident mouse fucker start his own thread?
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>>18292953
That’s a /jp/ thing external to specifically these threads

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>>18292948
Would the Cheshire bully the both of you, putting you both in compromising situations at the same time?

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>>18292962
>”User: can we keep it? This unit will monitor and maintain its nutritional and vital levels.”
>”Gaoo?!”

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>>18292930
Yeah, fuck the undead loli instead.

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>>18292895
What would happen if I write “honeymoon” on a Jiangshi’s tag?

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>>18292957
Neat. Never seen it before. Of course, I don’t usually scroll through the catalog either.

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Even weddings in Wonderland are topsy turvy

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>>18292974
Is it bad I’d want my Automaton to speak and sound like a sexier version of HK-47?

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>>18292974
She can stay as long as she's given a proper education and given lots of love.

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>>18292962
She better

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>>18292993
I swear it rains chocolate inside the church.

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>>18292962
Threesomes are not only a possibility, but are inevitable thanks to the Cheshire's teasing.
Her cousin gets your virginity though.

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I want to show my appreciation for my Kikimora maids. They deserve it.

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>>18293009
Sounds like a wedding I'd love to be invited to.

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>>18293009
What do they throw instead of rice?

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>>18293037
Rocks.

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>>18293037
rocks

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>>18293041
That doesn’t sound nice. Why do they do that?

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>>18293037
Sugar for the tea

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>>18293046
It's wonderland anon, nothing makes sense and everything is fucked.

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>>18293046
to show the couple how much you think they rock.

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>>18293037
They get sprayed down with liquid aphrodisiacs fire-extinguisher-style.

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>>18292974
Sure, although she better know jinkos need lots of protein

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>>18292994
>[Query]:Why do you always start our ‘private time’ by thoroughly abusing my exhaust port Master?
>[Statement]:If this cold blooded meatbag doesn’t stop looking at you Master, well, I’ll have to be forced to turn her skin into a new purse!

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>>18292962
Only so long as she doesn’t give that Jinko too much protein and not enough lifting

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Convince me why undead MGs are better than the other races. better than mofus, smug cats or eldritch horrors

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>>18293120
They’re not. Almost every race of MG is equal in their greatness. It has to be a Mantango or one of the Siths for it to be purge tier.

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>>18293120
Some can literally marry your soul

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Damn Order posting is forbidden here isn't it?

Everytime i try to post that the order is great that post is deleted....


DAMN Lilims you can't hide the truth!

The Order will prevail!


.......................................


So hows it going guys all good?

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>>18293120
They are pretty average. Every MG can live for god knows how long if you keep fucking and using magic so being an undead doesn't make a difference. Since they aren't really dead either the only thing that changes is that they are cold.

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>>18293154
Is this RP faggotry or some other flavor?

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>>18293157
If there any class of MGs that can be considered plain bad or terrible in comparison?

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>>18293159
The Order is part of the MGE setting though.

The Order uses angels,elves and other Pure monsters.

While The Demon lord uses Corrupt monsters like succubi and demons

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>>18292908
I'm not stuck in there with them, they're stuck in there with me.

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Support girls with big, sharp chompers.

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Can one theoretically achieve eternal life by marrying endless generations of dragons?
Incest optional?

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>>18293188
I remember that, good shit.

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>>18293159
Likely part of the /tg/ faggotry we've been warned about. You know what to do.

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>>18293154
It was part of the early monster girl threads
Especially with the inquisitor and paladin posting but I guess somewhere along the line the mod started deleting those posts.

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>>18293188
>No Ojou-sama Kitsune with sharp teeth will ever give it all she's got to seduce you, just some guy in her class.
How's it feel anon?

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>>18293176
People will say mantango or cu sith or cait sith but it’s mostly because those fetishes aren’t board approved or accepted. They’re all good girls though that would love you no matter what.

On a side note, why aren’t dryads treated with the same disdain as mantango?

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>>18293228
It's probably the infecting spores people have issue with. Also you're not stuck in the tree forever when you marry a Dryad.

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>>18293249
Well, maybe.
>Men who are shut inside the tree for a long time eventually fuse with the tree. Men who end up like this cannot die until the tree dries up, just like the dryads themselves. Unable to escape, they’ll just continue to be loved by them.
>People who don’t know anything might feel like it’s tragic, but the man inside will never tire of having sweet, gentle intercourse with his beloved wife while experiencing otherworldly pleasure. Furthermore, generally, there are many other dryads nearby, and the dryads and their husbands can go back and forth between the inside of each other's trees, so there is a particular society inside the trees, and they don’t feel lonely.

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>>18293154
>>18293186
Why are

You

Typing like



This?

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>>18293266
Don't respond to him anon, he's probably trying to start shit.

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>>18293176
I wouldn't say so, every species has some good things about them

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>>18293282
She looks like the type of smug Ojou-sama who'd set up all sorts of shit to break down your defenses and get you to submit to her because she's an idiot who can't just admit that she's got a crush on you.

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>>18293282
She won't be so smug after I sneak up behind her and grab her ears!

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>>18293282
Ma’am this is detention, please put your shoes back on and sit in the desk or else you’ll have to come in for Saturday detention.

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>>18293282
It kind sucks to have tastes that don't align. I love anubis and her big meaty paws, but I like how stockings look on slim, human feet. Black hair on brown skin is erotic too, but there's something about pale white skin & black hair with a kimono that's simply stunning. And blondes and red-heads are stylish too with the right combination. Or the fact that I love cats and dislike dogs but I love werewolves and dog-type monster girls more than catgirls. It's frustrating.

What do you do when you like other styles but disapprove of harems? I want a monogamous relationship but there are just too many girls who look amazing.

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>>18293195
Where is it from?

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>>18293193
No, lifespan doesn't add.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>18293334
>Or the fact that I love cats and dislike dogs
There’s your problem. You’re a goddamn filthy commie.

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>>18293398
The artist is kemonono, be warned he draws a lot of furry and that doujin also contains furry.

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Married Cursed Swords are part of the DL's army too

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>>18293443
Left is better.

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>>18292904
what happens when a russian and an asian jinko meet?

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>>18293451
left is sinister

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>>18293334
It’s strange. I hate cats, but I’m okay with cat girls. Dogs, however, I love and would love a dog girl. There is no greater love than a devoted dog and adding a monster girl to that only makes it stronger.

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>>18293472
>I’m edgy and cold to hide my insecurities
VS
>I’m edgy because I’m a sword, wanna fuck?

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>>18292533
>Meanwhile, inside the Omega Mu Minotaur Sorority.

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>>18293472
Redundant

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>>18293472
Left is cute.
>>18293489
More proof that left is cute.

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Big, sweaty Elephant Seal Selkie!

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>>18293496
I hate Crabman and I hate his girls.

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>>18293515
go away

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where are hellhounds in this thread?

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somebody post hellhounds plz

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>18293515
That’s just, like, your opinion man.

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If you were a unicorn's husband, and got raped by a manticore, would that be a legitimate reason to kill yourself?

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>>18293438
You say that like it's a negative.

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>>18293556
No, but you'd need clease yourself.

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>>18293430
That can't be true though. All commies love each other and all commies are dogs, therefore all commies must love dogs.

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>>18293536
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Hellhounds are wonderful.

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>N-Nya!

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>>18293578
She looks a bit too young to have those tits and ass.

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>>18293578
There are so many bits there I want to play with, but I'm going to start with the ears. I always start with the ears.

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>Sitting on the couch watching TV
>Baphomet imouto runs in and grabs your hand
>"Onii-chan, lets go outside and play~"
>Tell your imouto that your not in the mood right now, but maybe later
>The grip on your hand get stronger, almost crushing it like a vice
>The smile has vanishes from her face, and her pupils turn rectangular
>"WE"RE GOING TO PLAY OUTSIDE"
>Manage to stutter out an "o-ok"
>She goes back to normal as if nothing happened
>"Yay~!"

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>>18293565
If something like that did exist, it would make it possible to have a harem with a unicorn as long as you cleansed yourself before having sex with her.

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>>18293590
Thats why Imouto's are shit. So bratty.

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>>18293578
I have enjoyed my descent into loving lolis
And this is no exception

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>>18293602
It's a long and painful process, if you had a harem you'd be too busy getting fucked and the corruption would become permanent.

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>>18293575
squishy paws ^^

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>>18293584
Bastet is the cutest Cat in Egypt and should be worshipped 24/7.

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>>18293590
>Satyros Onee-chan clops in
>”Otouto, don’t let her bully you around. Let’s stay inside and watch a movie together on the couch~”
>You’re feeling dizzier and pleasantly lightheaded as a feeling of drunkenness washes o-
>”No!!! Onii-chan is playing outside with me!”
>”Not now, now he’s relaxing with me!”
>they both suddenly take three steps away from each other and bend their heads down before charging at each other
>wop wop wop CRASH!

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>>18293590
I think I’d be okay with lolis, only if they don’t act like a loli and are of legal age. I want to be able to have an intelligent conversation with my waifu as an equal. I don’t like the bro/sis play either.

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>>18293601
Mature bodied Gremlins are a rare and treasured breed.

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>>18293133
What's wrong with Matangos?
Not memeing, genuinely don't know what their deal is.

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>>18293618
Okay, now with that body I could fuck her ass while gropping her tits.

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>>18293616
>^^

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>>18293628
>You try to hold an intelligent conversation with your waifu.
>To her 800 year old goat wizard intellect, everything you can think of is trite and nearsighted, but she doesn't want to make you feel dumb.
>Decides that the best way to interact with you is with a bratty earnestness, acting on whim and whimsy.
>You get to feel like the adult in the relationship, and she gets to have fun.

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>>18293504
i wanna molest selkie blubber

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>>18293651
You’re right. Never mind. Lolis a shit.

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>>18293443
I wouldn't want to see the aftermath of a Cursed Sword at war.
Seeing all that blood-like mana covering the battlefield has to do nasty things to your mind.

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>>18293637
>After capturing a man in this way, the matango will absorb semen through sexual intercourse. A matango that has taken in enough nutrients will become active, continuing to have intercourse with its prey and sending out even more spores. Men who have sex with the matango for a long time will have many spores planted in their body. When mushrooms start to grow on the men’s outsides, they turn into a “mushroom person” whose mind is full of thoughts of having sex with the matango

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>>18293651
This is why I really like a more full-spectrum relationship with a loli. I love doing the protec role, but at the same time also would like if in serious moments she drops the act and is able to be really, really insightful. And the fact she acts young and carefree just so I can feel like a good Onii-chan even though she could easily fend for herself just endears me more to her.
I like it.

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>>18293590
I want an actual Baphomet little sister. No incestuous roleplay or anything just a little sister that I do nothing sexual at all with.

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>>18293674
>”Yaaaay! Onii-chan’s home! Let’s play outside Onii-chan, fwee hee!”
>you slump over to the couch and collapse into it, exhausted and broken from a particularly bad day
>she pauses, but then still bounces over, more tentatively
>”Maybe nii-chan wants to play videogames? I want to bounce in Nii-chan’s lap while he plays, fufufu~”
>You don’t respond, and start to turn your head inward to the couch pillow away from her, but fell a small yet powerful pawed hand stop you and turn your head back to face her
>she looks different- older- despite no changes to her body, simply her face taking on an almost matronly air, as she looks with quiet concern at you and speaks in a much more mature voice lacking any singsong or high pitch
>”Hey, honey. You alright? Do you wanna talk about it?”
>sigh and silently nod, and she responds by hopping up and laying your head across her thighs, as her nails stroke your hair and trace circles on your upper back
>”There there, baby. Tell Baphy all about it.”
This is nice.

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>>18293188
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>>18293694
Surprisingly heartfelt.
You just know as soon as you’re feeling better she’s gonna pop up and be back to bubbly lewd loli mode, wiggling her ass in your face and asking you to take care of her with your big strong nii-san hands too. Which is great.

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>>18293564
A lot of people are sensitive about this here, they like to keep a clear distinction between kemono and monster girls.

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>This kills the meido.

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>>18293154
Stop typing like a faggot

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>>18293628
I think atleast the higher-end intelligent species would be pretty smart even when young. It's not enough to be straight up equal because less knowledge and experience obviously, but enough to have meaningful relationships/conversations with and teach her to bring her closer to equal over time. And to put it bluntly, enough to not be retarded or bratty.

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>18293154
shitpost was not even worth a (You)

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>looking for an artist
>full
>full
>patreon exclusive commission slots
>full
>lottery system for slots
>full
>full
>open, good prices but doesn't draw anything lewd
Wake me up.This just made me realize how dedicated the waifufags are to go through this all the time.

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>>18293834
I believe in you, anon. The power of the dick is what brings us together and it's what will build us a future.

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>>18293834
But is it for porn?

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>>18293834
>but doesn't draw anything lewd
lewdfags btfo

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>>18293820
I always tell them to fuck off directly even if it means giving them a (you) just because replying without replying feels like a bitch move to me, but I respect your decision.

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Milk?

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>>18293882
Does their diet influence the taste? Can I stuff her with brownies for chocolate milk?

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>>18293882
Do Holsts consider adding anything to their milk rude?

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>>18293845
Nothing can bat the dick after all. I'll find someone, the hunt has just started.
>>18293847
Of course. I may have found someone but I'm unsure if I want to drop 100 bucks for faps right now.

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>>18293898
Being breastfed by a tsundere must be a magical thing.

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>>18293908
I imagine they would be used to their cowboys adding it to coffee. Isn't adding it to something the same as adding something to it?

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So I got a little… inspired by something I saw in the last thread, and now I've written some green set in a modern not!Earth fantasy nation. Dumping soon.

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>>18293916
No, you add it to something to make it better. You don't need to add anything to their milk because it's already perfect.

It's like that key and lock thing. A milk that makes things better is a good milk, but milk that needs things to be better is a bad milk (?)

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>>18293923
>fantasy nation
Like bog standard fantasy?

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>>18293926
sky above voice within

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>>18293898
Tsuncow milk is as hard to obtain as Shycow milk.

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>Be generally clean person
>Come home see this
>Don't even have cups like that
>Don't even have a maid

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>>18293911
>bat the dick after all.
Well that was an unfortunate typo, no spacejin please.

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>>18293926
Well, fantasy isn't quite the right word. It just doesn’t exist on Earth. Fictional is the word I was looking for.

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>>18293936
>Drink it anyway
>Whats the worst that could happen?

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>>18293936
I've seen this before. It's when flayers decide to play with some kikis and send them to stranger's houses. You know I'm right because her eyes are yellow and crazy, proof of a flaying.

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>>18293935
Tsuncow, shycow, I want all cows to feed me.

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>>18293943
This is one way to get yourself into Wonderland

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I worry about the Holsts sometimes. Nipples are meant for gummy baby mouths, not toothy adult ones. I feel like after sucking for a while I'd get lazy and start using my teeth.

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>>18293935
Shycow milk is easy, all you have to do is corner them. Provide sufficient aftercare and they may even forgive you afterwards.

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Monster girls during their crazy years
can you imagine?

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>>18293968
>Monster girls during their crazy years
Always stick the dick in crazy monster girls, thats how you get a slightly overloving wife.
>>18293951
>This is one way to get yourself into Wonderland
I expected better.

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>>18293972
Why are EMG cows so shitty?

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>>18293982
Cathyl set a pretty shit precedent.

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>>18293935
But not the most dangerous milk to get.

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>>18293982
At least their feet are better than the MGE ones

Seriously, they have hooves instead of feet rather than cow legs. It's weird

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>>18293963
>kabedon a shucks
>she's way taller than you and you basically are just putting your head against her breasts
>she still acts like she's a shojo protagonist and you're the handsome upperclassman

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>>18294004
Kabedon a SHYCOW

I hate autocorrect

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>>18293834
I feel your pain, it's rough finding artists that do Loli, Lewds, are decent quality, not more than 150$ a body, and have open slots. Especially when you don't speak moon runes

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Basilisks are olev

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Yeti nurses learning about bumpity-boos, tummy ticklers, and cuddle claws through anatomy charts

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>>18294004
Exactly. Dominance isn't about size, it's about attitude. Don't try that with the tsuncow though, you'll get kicked into next week.

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>>18294047
Oh I won't do that. I'd sneak up behind her and tickle her instead.

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>>18293575
They are the best

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Third Fleet Master a CUTE

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>>18293575
Don't you mean wan-derful

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>>18294004
>>18294047
>”Y-yaaa! A-anon! What do...”
>”Can it, Jugs. What’re you doin walkin by here all alone, huh? Thinkin you can claim my hallway?”
>”N-N-No!!”
>”Yeah, likely story. Well now you gotta pay up, Jugs. And this time I want it from both tanks into my glass. I’m gonna save some for later.”
>Shycow whimpering with watery eyes as she slowly raises her shirt up, revealing her tremendous breasts... which are already capped with erect nipples leaking milk steadily from her arousal at being bullied by Senpai Anon

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>>18293635
That's a plant girl

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high orc-chan what is best in life?

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>>18294072
Those abs are to die for. I've always loved Hellhounds but I'm really in the mood for them lately.
>>18294075
Bad Charon, back to the hobo pit.

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>>18294084
I don't want to be the mean kind of don. I want to be the charming kind that calls ladies "mademoiselle".

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>>18294094
Frilly skirts and garterbelts
Uh... I mean meat and men!

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>>18294094
To crush his pelvis, to hear his lamentations for fresh air, and to see him smitten before you!

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>>18294094
Her scent.

>>18294098
I could hear a wight trying to hold her laugh just now.

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>>18294098
>don
What the heck is a mafia leader doing in this high school

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>>18294110
Bullying cows apparently.

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>>18294113
Is she going to hug me?

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>>18294119
I knew it

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>>18294112
If I could do whatever I wanted I'd probably bully a few cows too.

>>18294098
I prefer the Chad method somewhere in between; 50% bully, 50% suave persuasion and 100% soaking wet cow.

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>>18294094
I want to be a terror-tier towering High Orc’s trophy husband, lazing about all day in her fortress bathed in her musk and scent and sex when she’s not on campaign.

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>>18294108
I could charm the panties off her. Or just get laughed at by a beautiful Wight is nice.
>>18294110
I meant Dom.

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>>18294133
>I meant Dom.
I know

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What species would be very uncommon to see as Makai Knights in the DLs army, yet wouldn't look too out of place either?

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>>18294133
If her panties where an ittan momen, sure, but they might as well be due to how much she masturbates.

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>>18294147
>Homely, yet immensely strongfat Troll in a Cattelya-type outfit
>wields a comically large spiked ball on a chain
>shrugs off most blows, which is good, because she’s frequently distracted fixing booboos on the battlefield- for both friend and foe
>cooks for everyone in the squad and make sure them all sit at a table together when they eat because “they’re a family!”

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>>18294147
Humans

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>>18294147
Mimics.

Guess you know what's in the makai box now, fuckboy.

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Would you open a candy shop in Wonderland?

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>>18294180
I wouldn't set foot in Wonderland given a choice. The good doesn't outweigh the bad enough.

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>>18294175
The only way a Makai Mimic would have mobility is if she had a Gremlin design walker legs for her chest.

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>>18294195
What's stopping it from being Luggage?

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>>18294180
I don't trust any wonderland sweets.

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>>18294147
Coming across a witch, familiar and baphomet would be quite an experience as a soldier on the battlefield.
>”Look look! Hi mister! Hi! Come play with us!”
>What the fuck?! It’s a little girl wandered into the battlefield!
>”What is it Witchy? Gasp! Look, a big strong onii-chan! Let’s cheer for him Witchy!”
>”No Familiar, no! We should cast a happy fun spell~”
>”Well well well~ what have we here, O~nii~chan~?”
>That one... that little goat girl... what is this power? What is she?!
>”Time to come with us, Onii-chan!!!” x3
>and with a flash of light, they were all gone from the battlefield

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>>18294195
She moves when you're not looking. It's like that one SCP.

>>18294180
No, but I'd buy some candies from there. It would be some fun treats to bring back home.

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Why are tall monsters so great?

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>>18294211
Readily available tiddy pillows.

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>>18294216
Good for cuddling.

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>>18294161
She’s adorable.
Would be her order rival!

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>>18294211
Tall MGs are best for cuddles.

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>>18294227
>Enormous hunk of metal barely misses you, cracking the ground right beside you so hard that shards of earth fly everywhere
>”Oh, hello again mister Knight! I’m so happy you aren’t hurt today! Please put down your meanie-weeny weapons and come with me, I’ve baked a Shepard’s pie that I know you’ll just love!”
>as she’s saying this, she’s cheerily smiling while pulling the ball back on the chain, and swinging it around over her head, both intimidating you and arousing you at how her powerful body shakes and moves to build momentum with her swing
>”Caught you staring mister knight! Hehe!”
>the ball comes crashing down right above you as she blushes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294211
Mersharks are really tall because of their loooong lower body.

[Anonymous No.]

>her face when anon signs the contract without reading the fine print

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294249
Jokes on her, I added a section saying she has to let me give her a full body tonguebath each night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294249
What's in the fine print?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294249
I feel like that would fluster a Demon more than make them smug. She wrote so many loopholes and tricks into that contract to make him hers and he just stared her in the face and signed without even reading it.
To a Demon that'd be the smoothest thing a guy could do.

[Anonymous No.]

REMOVE GRAPESNAKE
REMOVE GRAPESNAKE FROM THE PREMISES
GLORY TO THE PHARAOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294249
>"Baby, you are the fine print and I've been looking it over the whole term we've been talking."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294257
>Anon takes the quill but knocks away the ink
>he instead pokes his skin to draw blood and dips the quill in it
>without breaking eye contact or reading it at all, he signs it with huge, beautiful flourishy letters in his blood
On a scale of 1 to niagra falls, how wet is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294267
>>18294273
DEMON
OVERSTIMULATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294273
Mawsynram, India.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294273
I'm pretty sure this is how Noah's flood started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294098
>calls ladies "mademoiselle".
>charming

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294242
Well, I’d have to give as good as I got

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294265
Hmmm. Purple lamia with black sclera and scales, or a human being with a rash

So hard to choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294249
I want to do this with a Loli Demon after she spends months with her mother trying to perfect the perfect contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294275
>Anon takes the quill but knocks away the ink
>"What are you do-?"
>he instead pokes his skin to draw blood and dips the quill in it
>"iiing?"
>without breaking eye contact or reading it at all, he signs it with huge, beautiful flourishy letters in his blood
>"Haaaaaah~ Haaaaaah~! HYAAAAAAAAA~!"
And then Demon-chan collapsed with an enormous blush on her face and a distinct wetness between her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294147
Cursed Swords

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>>18294305
It's even better if you're a shota when you do it for maximum comfy romance.
You'd probably be the sappiest couple growing up too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294297
Don’t worry Anon.
One day she’ll be bringing her hands to her cheeks dreamily when describing to your daughters how handsome and dashing you were and how you surprised her and knocked her on her tushy. And the girls will beg to see you put on your old gear, and if you do, your wife will be watching from behind them, squirming and rubbing her legs together, waiting for them to go to sleep because she wants to do mama and papa things with her gallant knight all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294305
>Anon must give me headpats and sweets everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294265
GLORY TO THE PHARAOH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18293923
>Be you.
>United Nations Peacekeeper.
>Er…
>Peace Enforcer.
>God, you'll never get used to that.
>Currently stationed in the West African island nation of Ollodo as part of Operation Liberating Thunder.
>Your entire life has been crazy since the UN sent your unit to the island as part of the first waves onto the island in a massive amphibious invasion.
>That was half a year ago.
>Resistance was sparse, at least, at first, given that the nation has been tearing itself apart in a civil war for almost a year and a half now.
>Christ, has it really only been six months?
>Your patrol-mate, a Brit by the name of Incognito shakes you out of your walking stupor.
>"Oi, Anon, eyes peeled. We're nearing Kero."
"Right, right, sorry. Just got lost in thought for a moment."
>"We aren't here to think. We're on patrol."
>He shifts his L85A2 bullpup rifle in his hands.
"Got it, won't happen again."
>"It bloody well won't."
>You adjust the strap of your M4.
>The two of you continue following the road, light blue helmets weighing down on your heads in the savanna heat.
>Finally, the town comes into view.
>Kero.
>One of the only demi-human settlements that hadn't been torched, bombed, or massacred by retreating Ollodese or rebel forces.
>Not that it was possible to tell otherwise, from what the refugees had said.
>Couple of Lamias, grateful to meet their 'saviors.'
>Place was a fucking dump.
>Buildings collapsing in on themselves.
>Trash and corpses littering the street.
>Starving demi-humans begging for something, anything to eat.
>It's little wonder that this town was left alone.
>With the influx of demi-human refugees, there was no logical way that it would survive.
>The place, already a slum, had turned into a cesspool, practically overnight.
>Rampant disease.
>Not enough food.
>No clean water.
>Demi-humans starving, freezing, and dying by the dozen.
>You and Incognito were the lucky sons of bitches that got to be the first UN patrol through the town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294346
>As you get closer to the town, things start looking worse and worse.
>The lamias weren't lying.
>It sure looks like it got bombed, though.
>Word for word, the lamias were correct.
>How can anyone live like this?
>Just looking at the state of things makes you angry.
>Angry at the old Ollodese government, for creating a scenario where this could happen.
>Angry at the rebels, who made things even worse for these poor people.
>Angry at both groups for starting a mad genocide.
>You just want to get back to HQ as soon as you can.
>There's a crowd gathered in the one main road.
>As soon as they see your weapons, they shuffle out of the street.
>A couple of the braver ones poke heads out of doorways or alcoves.
>Most seem deathly afraid of humans.
>A fair reaction, all things considered.
>Nevertheless, them moving out of the way does make things easier for you.
>A centaur's malnourished corpse lies on the side of the road.
>Several children rush away in fear as you swing your gaze to look at him.
>Poor bastard.
>Probably deserved better than that.
>You walk over, kneeling to close his eyes in a show of respect for the dead.
>His eyelids shut, you stand up.
>"Ho-hold it r-right there," a meek, shaky voice says.
>You turn around.
>Incognito raises his rifle for a spilt second, before catching a glimpse of your assailant and promptly lowering it.
>It's a catgirl, dark skin, her dark skin dressed in dirty rags.
>An improperly healed wound has scabbed up over her eye.
>Cuts, scars, scratches, bruises, and scabs cover her body.
>Two tall, feline ears emerge from her long, matted grayish-brown hair.
>She's missing the top couple of inches of her left ear, as if it had been hacked off with a machete.
>If what you had heard was true, that probably was what happened.
>She barely clutches a Kalashnikov in her shaky grip.
>She's not even three and a half feet tall, and looks twelve at the oldest.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294351
>You keep your M4 close to you, your thumb switching off the safety.
>You really, really, really don't want to hurt her, but if she gave you no choice…
>Well, you'd rather not test if your body armor could stop 7.62 Soviet at five meters.
>"Wh-who are you? What's your business here?"
>Incognito nods to you.
>Maintaining your distance, you clear your throat.
"I am Private First Class Anonymous of the United Nations Peace Enforcers. This is Lance Corporal Incognito of the same. We are passing through on a patrol of territory recently abandoned by Odellese forces. Who are you?"
>She lowers her rifle, leaving it hanging around her neck by a single piece of black yarn.
>Her brow furrows in confusion.
>"I-I'm Leila, er, Captain Amjad of the De-Demi-human Defense Force. I've never heard of this United Nations before."
>Oh boy, here's to hoping and diplomacy.
"The United Nations is an international organization dedicated to maintaining international peace, promoting and protecting the rights of all, fostering international cooperation, and developing positive relations on a global level."
>Leila raises her rifle again.
>Her face contorts into a hiss.
>"Are you here to start any trouble? Because we don't want it!"
"It all depends. If you're not here to hurt us, we'll help you. But, if you're here to hurt us, God help you."
>She lowers her weapon, switching off the safety.
>You relax.
>She takes a cautious step forward as you flick your rifle's safety on.
>Incognito does the same.
>Suddenly, her eyes go wide and, with a hellish yowl, she raises her rifle.
>Wait…
>She's not aiming at either of you.
>You turn around.
>Standing at the end of the road are four men wearing camouflage fatigues and black headscarves.
>Each carries a Kalashnikov.
>Odellese rebels.
>Fuck.
>For a moment, everything goes dead silent.
>They seem just as surprised to see you as you are to see them.
>And then Leila opens fire, and the fight begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294341
>That boy looks delicious, I'm gonna buy him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294346
pastebin is a thing, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294346
>UN
>Amphibious invasion
Are you crazy, or just very very dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294365
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294357
God I wish I could hear a Pharaoh say those words one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294180
Imagine eating shota candy (cakes? cookies?) and having to be cared for by your Onee-san Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294175
What is this Makai Box meme from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294388
https://imgur.com/a/QkaI4

Dark Strategist skill

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294180
I'd open a chess shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294394
>Living sword
>No living armor
okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>On the headquarters of a MGC-based corporation...
>During the times of Human-Monster Integration...
>A man must fight off the encroaching forces of degeneracy taking over his department...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294384
>Cheshire Cat Onee-san
>Guiding her otoutou through all the wonderful things he can do with his body

[Anonymous No.]

Is bug for fug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294567
>clicks due to cute thumbnail
>fearboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294567
I wouldn't fug a bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294575
It could be a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294567
>Bug
>Singular

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294567
I'd fuck a couple dozen devil bugs. They are cuties! I wanna help a couple little bugs integrate into society and take them to school, the mall, theaters, take them everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294588
Throw a lil' bit of abomination in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294588
>>18294598
And this is where I tap out
>>18294599
This is more like it. Soft tit-flesh. Nice, safe tit-flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294624
What's the matter, afraid of a little spider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18293677
That sounds like a wonderful deviation from the norm. We need more of that around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294567
bug is for fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294249
I want to date that Mayadere Demon!

[Anonymous No.]

Sea bishop fondling
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66974938

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294630
>terrified of bugs
>somehow fascinated by them anyway
>huge bondage and sensory deprivation fetish
I'm gonna get picked off by an Arachnae when the portals open, aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294716
No.

Druella will turn your mother into one

[Anonymous No.]

i want a cute goat gf that dresses modestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294711
Atta boy.
The cult grows, muha

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294734
I love a woman in uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294758
>You'll never make Colonel Jessup proud

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294725
I would rather die.

My aversion to mommy-dom can melt steel beams

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294658
Just a pure loving relationship between siblings for us. She'd even go so far as to call my Demon childhood friend "Onee-chan" and be a doting aunt to our Daughterus.
She'd probably have to be held back from decimating the local Sabbath chapter after finding out how badly my Baphomet daughteru got bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294734
I prefer Devil-chan. She knows how to cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18292908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHQ43ObPMHQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294758
Join the Lady's army!
Best Arachne tailors in the whole DL armed forces mang!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294769
Is it even worse than your fear of bugs which arachnids are not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294791
Are the uniforms comfy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294776
Doesn't it say in the Demon profile that they'll cook your favorite meals all the time along with buying and wearing the clothes you want her to wear most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294772
I want to have a loving older sibling who cares about me genuinely. Ideally a cute, doting girl.
God, I just want some attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294794
Immensely. Padded with the finest mamano materials. Sturdy in battle, and relaxing and soothing outside of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294792
This is an aversion. I'll actively work to avoid it rather than seize up in fear.
Spiders are arachnids, which fall under the unscientific category of "bugs" just like insects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294807
Do men fight in your wife's armies, Baronessfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294807
Got it! Demons pad their chests!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294809
Arachnids are not insects or bugs.

However, they are both arthropods, alongside myriapods, and crustaceans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294802
Younger sibling in my case, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294807
Monster armor must be so comfy and I bet some sets lookvery cool too, showing just the right amount of skin while making the girl even sexier by hugging her body and making you focus on the right parts.
I'd buy my wife a set and use some normal protection myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294798
As a manlet, I find it way cuter and more comfortable for a petite girl to care for me.

And then I end up comforting her when it thunders, or she has a bad day

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294658
>people avoiding sexual stuff on /mgt/
More like acting exactly according to the norm, am I right

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294817
You tell me, hoss. Does that look padded to you?
>>18294812
Yeah, though typically only sparingly due to overprotective wives. They're not barred from doing so in any case, and I certainly would myself from time to time, though I guess its more as a strategist role.
>>18294827
Now you're gettin it. If you're real fancy you can even have it enchanted to switch between something like Griffon down and Weresheep wool depending on your needs.
>>18294833
Hey, I can totally see the appeal for that even if my tastes are opposite height wise my dood. That's also quite cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294802
I want to have a cute younger sibling who loves me wholeheartedly and will let me ravage her tiny body multiple times a day in an effort to have as many children as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294734
>You will never join the demon cult and subvert the city authorities


You get free food

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294839
Does the Baroness have any sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294842
This anon gets it! Little sisters are supposed to fall hopelessly and madly in love with their older brother and do their best to seduce him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294843
Tis a noble goal.
>>18294852
Huh.
You know what?
I never really thought of that. Presumably yes given her origins. Gwan an design one if you want, that sounds fun. But yeah, I never put any thought into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294839
I get it from the beginning my man. Girls in fancy and shining armors might be my fetish but I also love the sexy ones with some comfy spots here and there that leave openings to panty shots and some cleavage. Gotta min max fashion and it's not like defense really matters all that much since dragons are already really hard to hurt.
I don't think I'd have them switch like that either, instead I'd try to find a nice mix to have the best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294868
Primo my dude. And a Dragon indeed can afford to get away with sexy armor without much worry at all. That's the black dragon, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294861
>Tis a noble goal.
To make everyone happy is a noble goal, sometimes its making peoples lives better. Though i bet the extra 'reward' for doing so is just as good no?
>>18294880
Wrong dude, i'm the black dragon, i think thats the one who wants the super-clingy dragon wife for adventures, cuddling and pampering, tis a good life for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294854
>>18294842
t. People who don't have little sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294868
>>18294882
>Baroness making a power play to get the Dragonflights on her side
Is she secretly a lilim or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294885
Being surrounded by the estrogen sea is never an easy life. Even worse when they all jump onto the sjw bandwagon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294887
>Baronessfag ends up at odds with whatever lilim has an army

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294882
Aah aah ah, okay. Dang, well fair enough. Dragons are fantastic in their own right. You'd have to get armor that can adjust to them changing forms and all, but it'd be worth it.
>>18294887
Futures so bright, gotta wear demonic shades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294887
>Dragonflights
*Dragonfags, and no, Baronessfag is just really good at making corruption look like it helps everyone.
>>18294897
>Baronessfag ends up at odds with whatever lilim has an army
I would suspect he would help her a little, even if her ways are barbaric it still does kinda spread joy.
>>18294898
>Dragons are fantastic in their own right
Same with Demons good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294885
https://youtu.be/Z9nQffXGEqw

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294713
>Making your wife orgasm solely from fondling her breasts
That's my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294897
Ayy, we're all on the same side, there'd be no need for hostilities mang.
>>18294901
Cheers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294885
That's where you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294727
Monster girls are cuter with winter clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294912
That's all we needed to hear
t. FBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294880
It's even better because she has wings, horns and tail decoration to go along with the normal armor, making her look eeven more magnificent and royal. And yes, a balck dragon she is.

>>18294887
>>18294901
It's not like I enjoy corruption mang, I just enjoy the armor and talking about cute girl. I'd gladly live in a green demon realm and be an incubus but I still dislike the extremist side of things. I'd rather have them happen naturally and slowly, making sure everyone is okay with what ahppens.

[Anonymous No.]

Soldiers in the Demon Lord's army need to stay in shape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294882
Also, hello other black dragonfag and adventures are indeed what I'd want, though I wouldn't really say my dragon is super-clingy, just a bit protective and always trying to gently dominate me into giving her some white gold.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

would you let a Dullahan serve you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294987
Where the Red Dragon fans at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294997
I would, even if I'm not sure why she'd want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294997
I would lock her head in a dark box and violate her body while shes almost completely sensory deprived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294981
That's good.
Gonna slap that succubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294998
My wife is a red dragon of great reknown in the local region she comes from. Terror itself. Now the only thing she terrorizes is me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294998
Reds and blacks are probably the most loved. I wonder if there are any yellow or blue fans out here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295024
I like the metallics myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295031
I'd say silver is probably my favorite out of the metallics. I might be a coal lover but damn those shiny scales are polishable.
I think all dragons are great, but some are just too special.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm looking for a caption image like this one, but with an amazoness. It's a pretty old one.

Also, anyone knows any good amazoness stories? I really loved this one, but part 2 never came out.

https://pastebin.com/bRFCEJiS

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295053
If you're looking for captions of MG pictures you're gonna have to look on /trash/, in the JOI threads.

Mods don't particularly care for caption ed pictures, either here or in /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295065
Oh no, not /trash/. Well, thanks anon, I'll ask over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294885
An unrelated loli waifu or adopted daughterwife is better anyway. Young monstergirls are for embracing with carnal lust and slowly maledomming them to the heights of pleasure with your big adult dick.

Recommended for monsters like Lilims and Demons, so they become loving housewives instead of warmongering deliquents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295076
As a manlet and a kissless virgin with performance anxiety, I'd like someone around my age and stature to ease me into it.

I just don't have the heart to maledom.

Any girls good for that?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the Yeti crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295100
Your monsterized older or twin sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294997
Dullahans are for foreplay and tickling.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you prepared for Undead Kingdom Horse or Wonderland Centaur soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294997
Only if she let's me neckfuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295112
>Incest squick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295160
She has a friend now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295160
>>18295164
I might not like Chaos girls all that much, but damn do those two look adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295160
Damn that's really good, and super cute. I like the detail on her sleeves.

[Anonymous No.]

Minotaurs wearing hoodies would be a nice sight to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295160
>>18295164
This is it.
This is the incontrovertible evidence.
Latenight has already been flayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295160
>>18295164
Now there needs to be a tanned hoodie Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295160
>>18295164
Shoo both of you.
now I need a kiki version of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295160
>>18295164
>"Give us all your sanity mister!"
>"Yeah, hand it over!"
>"Hehe, we're just kidding mister. We're not gonna make you crazy."
>"But seriously buy us some alcohol, the shopkeep thinks we're too young to go in."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295131
There is literally nothing wrong with giving your virginity to your sister while also taking hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295160
I'll take twenty! I want to snuggle up and molest a bunch of these little flayers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295187
Wendigos already have the best hoodie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295164
>>18295160
Please make Nacha flipping the bird in hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295213
>Blushing husband
>Wendigo notices and aggressively nuzzles against him making little animal noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295213
I'd at least like to see a depiction of a Wendigos husband stepping outside of the magic cloak for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295185
Latenight is protected by the nyas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295224
I think it could be done cutely in a mysterious kind of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295231
>>18295185
Latenight is mofu property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295160
>>18295164
Nice, somehow they are getting me in the Halloween spirit. I'ts the warm colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295100
>I just don't have the heart to maledom.
It can be just more or less vanilla sex with the man completely in charge, though. Nothing particularly cruel to need to have a lot of heart for.

[Anonymous No.]

>angry kiki noises in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295273
I always heard there was a spot on a woman's body that could make them growl like a dog...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295273
>"Shut up you lowborn hussy, he's MINE now, scram and find a dung pile to look after! Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295208
Cute delinquents. I would buy them booze and let them hang out at my place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295288
Bad Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295245
Especially the cat division.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295053
this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295311
God I want a Latenight cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295311
I want to cuddle that succubus. I want to cuddle that succubus real bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh anon! Game-Show Lilim's shut in NEET older sister has found a new way to entertain herself! She quite likes movies, so she has decided to send you and your waifu into the last movie you watched as the main characters. She's also going to broadcast it on live TV, so you better not disappoint her or you might get stuck in there forever!

What do you now star in, and how do things go for you and your waifu based on your personalities?

If you have no waifu, you can roll for your co-star here:
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random/Mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295371
Literally Lord of the Rings.
I suppose I'd be Aragorn, and it would be played pretty straight, until the Balrog scene, where she shows up and starts mucking up the flow of things, shoehorning herself into the rest of the movie to mess with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295335
Oh wow, you got it! Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295336
Latenight Cat turns into a Sith.

>Thanks Mamobama

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295371
>Tokyo Godfathers
Homeless Yeti waifu and I save a baby on Christmas and get into trouble, but neither of us get cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295391
It'd be the best Cait there ever was.
Bonus points for not being a huge shithead like the majority of Caits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295393
>>Tokyo Godfathers
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295391
That's awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295160
What is she planning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295415
Getting Anon to notice her.

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>>18295371
>National Treasure
Looks like my Kobold waifu and I would get to solve the mysteries of a nationwide conspiracy and find lots of riches in the end! We'd have to get chased around by the government and some criminals, but I think with me and my waifu together plus a couple of side-characters we could get it done.

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>>18295371
>Kikimora
>The Good Earth

This will not end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295371
>Holstaur
>Star Trek Beyond
your guys guess is as good as mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295371
>Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
>My mousefus

This is not going to go well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295573
>Three mice decide to play a fancy board game they found
>"Humanji"

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>>18295580
The moment I read 'fancy board game' my mind went straight to Ouija boards for some reason, which would also go comically horrible. The older is too feral to read and write and would just have the daughters do all the talking with the ghosts. Which would only really result in silly questions like "Mr. Ghost why does your board look so ugly" and "Can't you just text me instead?"

Also, what would Humanji entail? As far as I can tell it'd probably be some warzone or something if its supposed to be dangerous. Something I definitely wouldn't want around my house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295371
>Space Battleship Yamato 2199
Golden Dragon Mori? Golden Dragon Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294180
No, I'd buy some guns from there though considering we now know that they exist in MGE
>Wonderland firearms are the MGE equivalent of slavshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295608
They just shoot confetti and transformation bullets. Some of the guns also shoot yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295371
>The Gods Must be Crazy
>Anubis
This is hilarious depending on our roles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295371
>It
>Shoggoth
Can't make this up if I wanted. Something tells me we would do just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295371
Shit what was it. All I can think of is Spiderman homecoming.
>Lilia Flimlight
Who?
>Lilia Flimlight is the protagonist of Baphomet Complex
Well I guess it's appropriate seeing as I'm a 29 year old man going back to high school

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>>18295371
>Ushi-Oni
>Orca

I think she would be scarred when she sees what happens in that movie.

For those who do not know what I speak of, a scene in Orca is when a pregnant female whale becomes badly wounded, runs into propellers to kill herself, but is saved but winds up giving birth while being raised in the air via crane on the boat and her offspring being sprayed into the sea to get it off the deck all the while the male screams an angry and fierce cry as he watches it happen.

She would probably have nightmares from that scene alone. Do not give me crap that an Ushi wouldn't feel shit after that.

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>>18295371
>Ferdinand
>Holstarus
Huh. That almost works out.

[Anonymous No.]

Its a shame cerberus doesnt do these comics as frequent as he used to

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295221
Eskimo kisses from Wendigos must be the best thing in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295690
She would probably just hold you close in silence for about an hour, barely breathing and glassy eye. Like this, but not lewd at all.

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>>18295371
First of all ‘Game-Show Lilim’ has a name, it’s Amy (or Amora if you want to be specific).
Second, we get put into Logan and I don’t see how Amy and I benefit from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295667
Does she sound like the new Pennywise, or Tim Curry?
I personally would go for Tim Curry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295734
AInt that the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that goblins and hobgoblins can serve as numerous and convenient body warmers.
Just invite them into bed and watch them do their magic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295371
>Large, overweight snuggly feline
>TLJ

I'm already mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>hard femdom associated monsters that would die of embarrassment if her friends knew how lovey dovey she was when no one else was looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295749
I forgot. Did you ever see my proposal for her anime?
https://pastebin.com/6X4RHfAi
I just love consensual monsterization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295778
Seriously, I want a muscled manticore that likes to play housewife in a naked apron from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295778
A disgrace for their species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295782
Yes I did. It’s amazing and I’m jealous that I personally can’t write things like that. Even if it’s just a synopsis.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the Lamia-Chan version of the thicc vs sticc argument?

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>>18295778
reminds me of one of the first manga I ever read,
plot was along the line of this girl is a delinquent , in a group of girl delinquent and leads a double life with a guy she likes, bullying him when her group is looking for trying to act like a couple in secret.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18295778
>>18295785
i wouldn't mind if my hellhound waifu took me on a cute date

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295785
>manticore wife leading you around by your dick in her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295830
>You will never live in an isolated village where half the population is Human and the other half is Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>”Special delivery for Amon!”
>”Er, I mean Anon!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295778
>Not showing off her lover to her friends
>Not making them freaking jelly that they are still single and she has a man herself.
>Not being smug as said friends are screaming internally in jealous frustration while MG is rubbing her womb after getting preggo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295860
If there's a Large Cheshire Cat butt in that box, I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Sabbathite react if you took a shotafication potion and her "big brother" could now pass for her twin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295871
That box is too deep for a butt

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/Lb6dJHAMFVA

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295888
Very angry, she would be furious if you said "I want my onee-san!"
>>18295860
>Special delivery
Oh boy i hope its not something insidious and makes me defenseless!

[Anonymous No.]

Embrace the heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295871
>>18295900
You didn't check the other side of the box

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295895
>shog.flv

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295937
Knowing wonderland, I wouldn't be surprised if that meant the box was full of her husband's dick through some doppelgänger and body segmentation spell.
>Be at work
>All of the sudden feel the most pleasure you've had in a while
>Call home
>"Dear, did you get down the box again?"
>"Oh honey, how did you know? It's a ashamed they're single use. I have to ask though. Can you guess where they were? I'll give you a hint, I used five at once!"
>"Darling, I'm in a meeeee... Ahhhhhh"
>"There's number six!"

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>>18295953
Fun times in Wonderland!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295953
>I used five at once!"
I too would like to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295969
W o n d e r l a n d ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295969
She's a Wock silly. She could take on 13 at once if she wants. This is the undeniable power of the lewdest creature, not just in Wonderland, but in all the world!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18295981
>Hatterfag and Wockfag host a joint tea party
I can't tell if I'm horrified for their husbands or happy for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295990
I want to pull a Lolifox's ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295996
Just be careful if you're invited to play musical chairs. It's a single player game for couples to enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18295895
I need a shoggoth like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296006
How can couples enjoy it if it's a single player game anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296023
The single player makes up half of the joyful couple!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296006
Is that like hide-the-zucchini?

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone had any success with this? I think I'm going to try summoning one.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296037
Sounds more like a game of Dick-tatched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296042
Suddenly I want some carbonara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296023
Unrelated to the chairs thing, but couples can enjoy single player games by cuddling with each other during.
I bet my Demonfu would get teary eyed at the sad parts of Persona 5. By the time we get to Futaba she'd need to stop and snuggle for a bit.

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>>18296043
>Succeed in summoning succubus
>Acquire crazed demon out to steal your immortal soul
>Fail in summoning succubus
>Waste your time or get something just as bad but less sexy
I need my MGE hugbox so the worst result is wasting my time or dredging up something perfectly good regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296067
Are you a succubus? Or at least an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296042
Extra-Virgin shouldn't be used in cooking, it ruins the taste. You use Light in cooking, Extra-Virgin in dips and dressings and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296074
What if you summon a Succubus and she's a lewd Teacher type with a pornstar body, but when she sees that the one who summoned her is some depressed nerd she goes full "Protect his Smile" mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18294147
I can't imagine this girl as part of the DL army, maybe if we had an Olog Hai version

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296088
Who other than depressed nerds would even be summoning succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296110
>Who other than depressed nerds would even be summoning succubi?
A few idiots who do it by accident or think they can control it? Most of them are depressed nerds though, either vying for death by sex, or death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296110
Why do you think so many Succubi have healing fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296113
How gruesome is death by death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296113
>"Another summoning circle is up. Whaddya think, depressed nerd or dumb teenager?"
>"Both?"
>"Could be both. The zits and smell of desperation are kinda cute, though."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296113
>>18296124
>Succubi feel pity for the nerdy virgins and turn them into productive chads whom them slowly fall in love with.

[Anonymous No.]

Ill record her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296121
It's so gnarly you'd die even of you wouldn't normally die when you're killed. Succubi are thorough creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296131
What a cutie! I bet her favorite song came on in the grocery store!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296131
How would she react if her husband said he can't dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296128
>You will never be the cute "master" to a succubus even though you botched the seal and she's actually capable of dominating you body and mind whenever she feels like it
>You will never bind her heart to you anyway
This is all I need in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296128
Would you want a Succubus to let you rest your head on her plump thighs as she jerks you off slowly and gently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296155
no_

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296154
>Even though she could drain you until you can't resist her, she instead chooses to bend over and let you fuck her enormous ass as you please.
>Her moans just get you harder as she cries your name in ecstasy.
>And afterwards she'll shove your head between her tits and cuddle you while stroking your hair and praising you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296115
>>18296155
On one side i love healing and how this is presented, on the other side i don't trust succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296175
But they are good girls! Best girls even!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296180
>But they are good girls!
Yeah i know but, paranoia and knowing what they can be is one hell of a mix for suspicion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296189
>and knowing what they can be
Complete cuties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296196
>Complete cuties?
That and heartless murderers, then again i never really cared for life so screw it i would totally lay my head down in ones lap for some rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296205
She's gonna pet that head. And then when you wake up well rested and safe she's going to smug at you for doubting the healing prowess of her lap-pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296175
Being bad at summoning has its upsides. Could get an imp, archimp, familiar, demon, devil or baphomet just as easily as a lesser succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296250
I don't think we were talking about MGE here, if we were there isn't even a reason to worry. also demon best succ by far.
>>18296221
Sounds nice and probably what i need.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure I can post this new commission here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296292
The flying tigers are not popular in Japan
Draw pretty good crowds in China though

>>18296301
Sandworms are always naked, it doesn't count. Perfectly work safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296153

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296336
>Its not NSFW if they're always naked
I like your train of through kind sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296411
I mean my school had no problem showing me African titties when I was a young lad. The logic checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not squeeze the Dwagon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296690
Don't baby-talk the whelps, anon. It upsets them.

[Anonymous No.]

Moth girls are great.

[Anonymous No.]

so ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296980
Let's talk about cute unread girls. Like Ochis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296980
Like your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296989
Is calling an undead monstergirl dead an insult?

[Anonymous No.]

>Kikimora daughter insists she can clean the whole house herself
>She asks you to pick her up so she can reach high places

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297027
Possibly. Maybe for the prouder ones like Pharaohs and Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>This cheers the meido

>>18297035
>Kiki waifu watching with a camera.
>Kiki daughter tries using a "Grown Up Broom" for the first time.
>Kiki wife records it and puts it in a photo album with the label "Daughter's first cleaning instinct",

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297027
I don't think so but she is smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297027
It'd be like calling them boring, I think. So, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297115
Calling a monster girl "boring in bed" has to be one of most insulting thing you could say, especially to a species that takes pride in how lewd they are.

[Anonymous No.]

CC centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297065
>Calling a Wight smelly
Now that's just rude

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a monster girl the wrong things about sex on purpose as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297137
It would also motivate them to become even lewder, to find more of your hidden kinks and exploit them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297150
With HUGE TIDDIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297194
How would they react to someone who is supposedly asexual? Would mamonomana fire them up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297201
Of course, what would be a bigger challenge than that? If they can make you love them too, you'll have double the love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297137
>>18297168
>telling a Jabberwock she's bad in bed
>calling a Wight ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296690
I'm going to pinch and play with my dragon's cheeks while calling her that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297168
Please have mercy

[Anonymous No.]

I would want to marry a nice monster girl and start a family, but I think I might end up being a turboslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297309
marry a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297312

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297200
I wouldn't mind a CC lady knight with massive titts greeting me in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297309
I'm sure she'd become more clingy when you started to flirt with other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297309
You already are

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297285
She's gonna milk you with those claws for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297285

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297400
is there a "no way fag" monster girl version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297423
I remember seeing one with Luka and Alice from monmusu quest where Alice details her sexual swiss army knife abilities,
I could never find it again and I'm left wondering if it was real or something or something I just dreamed about (pathetically yes I do dream about posting on 4chan)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297429
It was real anon, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296411
Look at those floppy ears! Reminder to play with your cow demon spider’s ears while she’s holding you close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296411
>not eggs and rapey
missed opportunity

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that shortstack werecats are the greatest hunting companions you could ever have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297552
thats dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297552
Nah, their small stature gets slowed down by the size of their bazongas and it gives them away. They are great if you're skilled enough and need a reliefe though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297561
Their small size lets them stay out of sight for perfect support!
Not to mention night vision!

>>18297562
Please!
They're skilled warriors despite their massive tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297552
Wouldn't smaller chests be better for fighting monsters the size of trucks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297571
cats arn't a hunting animal
there is a reason that "Herding cats" is an idiom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297574
Nope.
Larger chests can act like support cushions!
They also raise their partner's morale!

>>18297576
You just aren't trying hard enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>A diverse group of monstergirls defending earth from alien invaders

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that big-tiddied Shogs are the greatest meido companions you could ever have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297592
>Chaos Rangers! Keeping the dark of the abyss at bay.
>they protect the world from alien invaders
>but they are the alien invaders

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297595
Big breasted kikis with huge hips beg to disagree!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297552
>no pack of shortstack Beagle Kobolds to help me hunt actual deer

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297592
That's basically monster propaganda, mgs defending human boys from evil aliens

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297610
Can you imagine how excited they'd be in the car ride over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297595
>>18297602
Can't we agree that all big breasted medios are great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297571
They might be skilled but their chest makes it hard to swing their weapons properly and for cats they lose their balance pretty easily. If you try to make them stop bouncing around by using something tight she'll start feling good and will need some released in the middle of the hunt.

They are great for chasing and rape play though, trying to run away as you slowly creep in from behind or laying traps on the ground that she can't see due to her tits obscuring her vision is pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297628
I prefer maids with modest chests, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297610
I'm imagining a girl on girl thing between a kobold and a white horn

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297628
Yes, although one should remember that, by being go, shogs don't have breasts, just concentrations of goo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297634
too many traps added in anime and manga (for humor? for shock value?) has made me paranoid, its big tits for me all the way now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297579
But how are they supposed to use their weapon properly when their oversized chests are getting in the way? Throw bombs at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297645
Throw bombs, claw blades, and ranged weapons like crossbows or muskets!
Do not doubt the cats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297637
>they go and surround the scared girl in the woods
>they start ripping her clothes off as they descend on her
>they’re fondling her and sucking on her huge chest
>as you show up they spread her wide to show the glistening mess that is her pussy [spoiler/]
Another successful hunt if I say so myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Just because its a Saturday doesn't mean your daughter should spend the whole day in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297665
>ripping her clothes off
>Ruining the fashion doe's clothes
Literally worse than siths

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297645
>But how are they supposed to use their weapon properly when their oversized chests are getting in the way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIOxsYDHWGc

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297668
Don't worry anon, my daughteru would spend the day playing with her "servants" and maybe even growing some fresh country vegetables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297665
Lewd. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297672
>boob reload
Beautiful. I bet monster Cowgirls do that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297709
Cow Girl, titty monster warriors are not to be underestimated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297579
DFC is the best morale improver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297712
I want to be protected by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297728
Just find one of the Cow Tit Girl Orders.
You'd be swarmed by girls looking for charges to protect and serve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297713
Nothing improves morale like comforting a flat chest over her size, only for her to suddenly grab you and hug you very close, all while showing a radiant smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297733
>being swarmed by cow tit girls
This is my dream. I want all kinds of monsters and deres.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297746
Don't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kidnap the Fairy princess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297793
Titstania will punish you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297793
don't underestimate the fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297773
I suppose that it's not a crime for a man to want a big titty harem who protects him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297793
Beware the counterattack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297794
I wonder if I can convince her that punishing me means she has to wear cat ears and a tail butt plug.

[Anonymous No.]

Skeleton Girls need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297807
Watch out for the cock slap

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297794
What is she going to do? Have so many fairy kids with me that I can't bully them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297819
She's going to show your little soldier the brutality of mountainous terrain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297811
I'd throw them a bone, but
it looks like they've got enough already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297828
Too bad I'm not little brother sized and have amountain climber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297819
she'll say all the things you don't want to hear about yourself and why bullying isn't going to solve it.

the efficiency at which she can reduce grown men to tears is quit horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297851
Joke is on her, I insult myself every day and have lost the will to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297828
Oh god Titanias would be the sort to give your fuck cutesy nicknames wouldn't they.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297851
She can't speak if my cock is in her mouth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297867
She can try!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297867
>She can't speak if my cock is in her mouth!
words aren't the only way to speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297867
How if the dick is too big for the mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297887
Then it goes up her butt. She can't speak if she's too lewd to even think!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297615
Unexpected heartboner right here.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to vampireland may i take your order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297941
far left please

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297941
That 17

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297941
I'm good, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297941
But I'm taller than all of those vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be dick throned by your elf queen momster on her actual throne

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297941
18 is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297975
I want a big meaty elf queen momster

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to NEVER play 'Nuts on the Table' with a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297975
Why would an elf queen adopt a lowly human commoner like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298026
How about "hide the salami"?

[Anonymous No.]

Be the strong man that defends the weak monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298037
Be the strong man that rapes the weak monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297975
>notice the mole that was on her left tit has moved to her right
>ask about it
>her only response is: “I have a mole!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298037
Be the strong man that protects strong monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297671
>>18297701
What happened here? And why can’t I see this lewd? Was it too lewd for a blue board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297941
Obvious the best and smuggest

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298061
This!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297941
I thought this was ZombieLand. Where can I find that place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298073
Lay the dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297936
Just imagine it.
>you don’t tell the seven Beagle girls where you’re taking them
>they’re all scared because they think you’re taking them to the vet again
>until they see you turn into a wooded path
>now they’re all yipping with excitement and can hardly focus as you put the radio collars on them
>after you get a collar on one by one they kiss your cheek and run off into the woods to find some fresh tracks
>before they make it into the woods they see a lone Ratatoskr on the tree line
>cue a five hour chase sequence full of Benny Hill music and good times

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297668
Monster girls in comfy pajamas

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298121
How does she get that on over all that fur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298118
>Rata just went to the forest to sip coffee on her day off
Poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298073
>>18298095
Just the best. Going on adventures and having each other's back would be too good.

[Anonymous No.]

Trumparts with _________ !

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298147
Tiny loli bodies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298037
>protecting alps from other mgs
K

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298147
Borderline hyper booty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298147
Tubas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296292
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298147
Living tentacle armors

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298121

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298147
Halberd, the most versatile weapon in history!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298170
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298170
Funk Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298157
I can't imagine alps not having a ton of onee-sans telling them how to be more lewd since MG are accepting. Probably only a few would care unless sh6used to have really nice spirit energy or a nice cock or something.

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>>18295393
>Tokyo Godfathers
>Yeti waifu
wouldn't an alp make more sense.

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>tfw no Ctarl Ctarl in heat to corner me in a spaceport alley and make me her bitch

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>>18298121
Species themed pajamas are cute.

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>>18298095
Knight anon seems like a fun guy to hang with

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>>18298322
He makes me think that if theres an Eros paladin, there must be an ares paladin.
Sadly you cant make ares paladin that funny.

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>>182983221
Knights are charismatic and friendly people. That's why they're so beloved by dragons.

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>>18298337
Ares paladins are probably normal looking guys that are super fucking strong and really buff but only if they flex.

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>>18298339
What about princes?
>>18298354
What about Hathorite paladins?

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>>18298369
No idea about those. Maybe they would be slightly tanned?

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>>18298037
I'm with this guy >>18298046
Specifically raping yetis.
>>18298062
No idea why it got deleted, maybe the guy deleted it himself.

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>>18298130
Lots of buttons, she needs your help buttoning up with her fluffy paws

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>>18298337
Simple
The ares paladin is followed by either a salamander or hinezumi (maybe both), and relates everything to a fight.
This being MGE even "love" is worth a battle over
probably has a armstong vs curtis flex off with Eros paladin

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>>18294981

>Doing half reps
lmao

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>>18298572
I want to hang out with that fox on the right. She looks very friendly and chill.

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>>18298572
MGC gyms are a treacherous place for a single Anon.

Even the towels can be an Ittan-momen in disguise.

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>>18298580
Why has she got a stick through her ear though? Isn't it painful?

[Anonymous No.]

Part of a nutritious breakfast

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>>18298590
It's called piercing anon, a lot of girls have it and some even do it at home with a bit of ice, lemons and a needle.

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>>18298585
Is it basically a sexual version of SIRs New Year comic?

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>>18298602
I think so.

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>>18298601
A long skinny stick right through the middle of her ear is quite possibly the least practical kind of piercing anon, this fox has issues.

[Anonymous No.]

How does your waifu feel about your balls anon? Does she like playing with them much?

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>>18298597
>Steve1989MREinfo reviewing new Monstergirl ration
>Let's get these crayons out onto a tray
>Nice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HiIy3SlHs4

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>>18298609

Girls that have piercings are usually sluts.

She's a slut anon.

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>>18298585
>MGC gyms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ItJV68oYCY

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>>18298617
Do not drag a pure boy like Steve into this thread.

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If you are dating a kitsune, how do you know shes not just trying to eat your liver?

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>>18298609
It's fox fashion mang, don't judge it.

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>>18298635
He would charm literally every gril ever in MGC
no alp tho, just mirin

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>>18298642
DO NOT

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>>18298645
Nice

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>>18298611
My waifu would really love playing with my balls anon, yes. My daughteru would too, sometimes they'd just want to gently grope, squeeze and suckle on them instead of doing anything with the rest of me. Playing with my balls would be one of their favorite ways to enjoy my scent which they so love, especially when I've accidentally on purpose forgotten to shower for a day or two. Feeling their mouths and/or soft fluffy paws on me down there would be just heavenly! There would also likely be some light ballbusting in some of our more intense femdom bondage scenes, but only occasionally.

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>>18298636
When you take her ball gag off and she doesn't try to bite you, then you know.

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>>18298636
>If you are dating a kitsune, how do you know shes not just trying to eat your liver?
>kitsune
She's not a Kuhimo so she's fine.
>>18298611
Avoidance for the most part, maybe a rub or two, i mean dragon claws might hurt me!

[Anonymous No.]

multi purpose automaton

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>>18298572
I want to be unknowingly seduced by the fox on the left.

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>>18298611
She'd lick and suck them from time to time while giving me blowjobs, but most of her interaction with it would come when teasing me with her feet or tail, letting them gently rest on top of her claws or threatning to squeeze them while maintaining eye contact so I'm completely in her mercy.

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>>18298674
Don't trust automatons with horns, they're massive whores.

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>>18298636
Statistically it isn't an issue. Kumiho's only make up only a small fraction of foxgirls, and less than a third of foxgirls who are inherently talented with magic. Furthermore, ever since the new Demon Lord took power, Kumiho's no longer even eat human liver. To be perfectly honest, I suspect that the rumor that your Kitsune GF is only after your liver is an attempted character assignation spread by jealous Tanuki.

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>>18298674
I’d love to have a Swiss Army Automaton. She comes with over 2000 used!

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>>18295024
>>18294998
I am unironically probably the biggest unabashed slut for Dragonkind in this thread, especially of the D&D variety and have to constantly hide the power level because I don't want to sour them for people through name association.

A true patrician of taste will always say that Tiamat is the Almighty All-Dragon since she actually puts out, unlike Bahamut.

But metallics are pretty good too.

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>>18298729
>I am unironically probably the biggest unabashed slut for Dragonkind in this thread
Pfffff hahahaha, good joke buddy. You have miles to go before you reach some people's level, especially here where dragonsluts are proud of their status.

Tiamat is a cutie though, so I'll give you that.

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Reminder that deviant Succubi who love pure romance are for teasing!

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>>18298714
>used goods
Go away, Hiro.

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>>18298729
>unironically probably the biggest unabashed slut for Dragonkind
You have never met some of us have you? Some of us want to pamper, polish and serve a dragon forever. To rub ones scales, to live by her.
As you can tell i might be one of them.
>>18298767
>love pure romance are for teasing!
They're for love back.

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>>18298767
>She wants to take Anon to an aquarium instead of kidnapping and raping him outright!
>laughingsuccubi.jpg

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>>18298767
I forget what this series is called.

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>>18298767
>a succubus is bullied all throughout high school because she has a purity fetish
>fast forward to the ten year reunion and she’s got a husband and six daughters (with number seven on the way)
>all the other succubi who teased her don’t have a husband and are working dead end jobs that is slowly killing them on the inside
Sometimes it pays to be (somewhat) pure.

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>>18298783
Are you implying that teasing and loving back are mutually exclusive?

>>18298785
I bet she even wants to hold hands the entire time!

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>>18298765
That's one smug Dragon.

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>>18298786
Yuutsu to Succubus-san.
Now if only someone would translate more chapters.

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>>18298788
>Succubi
>Purity fetish
That's as retarded as saying that Darling in the Franxx is a good show.

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>>18298729
>biggest unabashed slut for Dragonkind
You have more chances of being called and amazing writter that should stay than to be that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your supervisor is a 30 year old Tanuki
>She always pushes you to do better at work.
>"Anon, can you work over the weekend? We're shorthanded because people are calling in sick with the flu."
>You decline, this is just a temporary job for you anyway.
>"We could really use the help though. I'll even buy the team lunch, come on you know you could use the money!"
>you explain that your girlfriend wants to have you for the weekend.
>There's no way you're turning her down for a few hours of overtime.
>Your supervisor responds with a defeated look on her face "o-okay…have fun Anon."
>while you're enjoying a weekend with a younger more supple monstergirl of your choosing your supervisor's eyes gain darker circles under them as their commitment to work has left them sleep deprived and dead inside.
>On Monday you see your supervisor again and ask her how the weekend went.
>She puts on a fake smile because she knows she won't get ahead by appearing weak "It was fun! You missed it Anon, we ordered pizza and everything!"

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>>18298788
I bet she'd be real smug and brag about her husband massaging her ears during sex.

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>>18298801
That's a bit of a cheap shot Anon.

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>>18298811
See anon, I might feel bad for her if my actual real life supervisor wasn't a complete and utter bitch.

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>>18298817
This. I have no love for supervisors at all because every job I’ve had my supervisor was a complete prick and would completely fuck us over to make themselves look better.

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>>18298795
She knows you want her, that's why she's smug.

>>18298783
>To rub ones scales
Scales polishing and massages are always one of the best bonding activites you could have with your dragon, slowly feeling every inch of her while taking notes of her sweet spots and letting her feel so safe and calm she just turns into putty.

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>>18298788
>at the reunion one of the ex-bully’s asks for her forgiveness
>then asks for tips on how to get a husband too

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>>18298824
Guess I better resign to being smugly teased then.

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>>18298815
It's not when it's the truth. NTR girls are as bad as an NTR show.

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>>18298765
>>18298783
You don't understand. If she's a Dragon I must smash. Like a freight train. Big, small,
cold, hot, Tiamat, Bahamut. Even fucking Smaug if she lets me. All of the Dragons.

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>>18298831
> if she lets me
If you aren't strong enough to rape even dragons, how can you call yourself a dragonslut?

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>>18298822
It's less "screw over the workers to look good" and more "I think I'm everyone's mom and also I never read the fucking schedule to the point where I'll try to make someone do something after their shift's over."

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>>18298811
Found the /monster/boy

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>>18298831
There's just one problem.
Dragons are rare, and I bet there's more dragonfags than there are dragons.

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>>18298847
That's where lilims come in, dummy.

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>>18298847
Two words:
>Zombie
>Dragons

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>>18298847
Technically, isn't this true of most monstergirls?

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>>18298831
Seems pretty normal to me, if not a little weak. Dragonsluts would go as far as creating hoards filled with daughterus and going through 1000 years of loneliness just to smash their beloved's pussy. Even if she didn't let them, they would change that and it doesn't matter what kind of dragon she is either, age, color and size means nothing.

>>18298847
That could easily be solved by having dragon daughters.

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>>18298847
Then we'll just have to get the lucky few dragonfags that land one to fix that problem. I'm sure they wouldn't object to being given a whole clutch of eggs to care for.

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>>18298851
Each one of those requires a dragon though.
It's zero-sum.

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>>18298677
She is pretty nice.

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>>18298853
In the sense that, say, Canadians are rarer than Americans? It's pretty much two different states, with humans having the more populous side.

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>You'll never have a High Orc delinquent cousin who refuses to let you out of her sight while you're visiting.
>She'll never sit you on her lap and cuddle you in her gang's hideout while a few of the various Orcs, Ogres and Oni look on jealously.
>You'll never get stuck there during a full moon and wake up in a pile of satisfied big girls while balls deep in your High Orc cousin.

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>>18298865
Women with pink hair are terrible people. This is an objective fact.

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>>18298882
That's clearly her natural color.
See tails.

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>>18298882
3D ‘women’ with pink hair are bad. But 2D women with pink hair are fine.

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>>18298888
That only proves my point.

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>>18298891
What point?

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>>18298877
I want this so badly. I want to rise through the ranks from ‘boytoy’ to ‘boyfriend’ to ‘husband’ and finally ‘papa’

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>>18298824
>Scales polishing and massages are always one of the best bonding activites you could have with your dragon, slowly feeling every inch of her while taking notes of her sweet spots and letting her feel so safe and calm she just turns into putty.
Yes, exactly, her scales would be so smooth and nice, the flesh soft and firm as i caress every inch of her, slowly teasing her as i do until her lust breaks her and she jumps me in a rut, even then i wouldn't stop.
>>18298847
>Dragons are rare, and I bet there's more dragonfags than there are dragons.
There's maybe less than a dozen of us dragon fags here, im sure we can all get our waifus.

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>>18298901
There's a lot more MG fans than in this little clubhouse.

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>>18298890
>Sakura
>02
>Yuno
Nah, pink haired 2d is just as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this talk about Dragons
>no one talks about Ryus
Ryus are best Dragons. Prove me wrong.

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>>18298908
Ryus don't have legs. Therefor Dragons > Ryus.

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>>18298908
Correct.

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>>18298908
>Prove me wrong
All dragons are best dragon, they all deserve love and happiness!
>>18298910
But a Ryu's tail can wrap around her man, constricting the two together for some truly close lovemaking or comfortable sleep.

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>>18298906
Yes. There are more fans of MGs here. But majority of us would be happy with just a Kitsune or Lizardman. Most of us here aren’t dead set on a waifu and would take anyone as long as they love us.

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>>18298908
Wurms exist. Therefore Wurms are best Dragon.

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>>18298921
Yeah but Ryus are fucking fat so Dragons > Ryus. Fat things don't deserve love, especially fat men.

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>>18298931
>threadcanon

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>>18298858
I know I have a dragon daughteru, but who knows if she'd love an anon.

>>18298901
Mine is more of the kind who'd massage me back with her tail while rubbing her ass on my crotch while pretending the blush on her face doesn't exist even though she'd put her hand over mine as I massaged her breasts.

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>>18298935
>>threadcanon
I'm not speaking literally, but Ryus would still be pretty heavy.

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>>18298894
So you want to experience a fat brown high orc ass slamming against your hips as an Ogre presses up against your back to keep you from falling over while the Orcs tease you and slap their Anego's ass and the Oni sisters molest your ears with their mouths?

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>>18298931
>fat
Curvy at worst, and it's in all the right places. Look at those calcium cannons.

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>>18298946
I don't trust them.

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>>18298831
>Tiamat-sama
You just want a five-tongued blowjob, don't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298952
That's because you have mental issues, not because of any quality of theirs.

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>>18298946
I want to caught between a shy stalker ryu and a yandere otohime!

[Anonymous No.]

Why did God make Kitsune tails so fluffy?

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>>18298931
Are we talking about fat, old, lonely ryus again? I thought she was bullied so much she decided to hit them gym and now she has a 10/10 body.

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>>18298938
>Mine is more of the kind who'd massage me back with her tail while rubbing her ass on my crotch while pretending the blush on her face doesn't exist even though she'd put her hand over mine as I massaged her breasts.
Mine would turn around and straddle me in the lotus position caressing my back with her claws lightly so i can feel them move. Of course either way it ends with passionate yet slow love making doesn't it?
>>18298962
Beware anon, yandere dragons are hyper clingy and stalkerish, that Ryu would try to get you in her coils while the otohime will try to buy you as her boytoy, and their both probably very old and lonely!

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>>18298975
Wait a second

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>>18298959
I like my mental issues, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298412
>Specifically raping yetis.
This is why the Yeti was crying
>>18295104

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298975

What is it anon?

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>>18299011
>no underpants
what a harlot.

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>>18299017
That's standard MG fashion.

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>>18299017
Well she is a massive whore.

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>>18298975
Anon, that fox is named Kou, it's male.

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>>18299024
I want to squeeze that lich even if she remains all deadpan in the squeezing process.

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>>18299036
Smash her thing.

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>>18299032

Must be an Alp Kitsune then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299043
Girls don't have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299053
No the phalenx thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299043
>her thing
her, phylactery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299062
Yeah that thing.

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>>18299065
I don't think that's a good idea. something tells me this won't end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299017
She's just cutting out the middleman for when she/her husband want some impromptu sexy times.

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>>18298986
That it does, though I'm not so sure about the slow part with mine. Things would end up with her using her hand to let my cock out before she gave it a few strokes and adjusted it just above her pussy before she slammed it home and I started to massage her insides. Things would be very lewd with her in a reverse cowgirl moving up and down as I felt her whole body with my hands and she hugged me with her tail.

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>>18299089
Don't be a big baby, it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299091
crotchless panties are a thing,

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299089
At most she'll break too and you'll have to built it back.

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>>18299095
Ah the bliss of dragons, with them blushing heavily and either moaning or whispering it is bliss. Then after it is said and done, you can lay down beside her cuddle up together and sleep in each others arms.
I know i would with my dragon.

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>>18299108
but I'm not a lich. how I'm supposed to build back her soul container.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18299121
Used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299103
>More hassle than just going commando
>Less fun than teasing/fucking her in regular clothes
Pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299121
So what exactly does 21 count as? Is she a cyborg, magical, or some weird hybrid abominnation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299121
What a cute loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299115
Alchemy and magic are just like cooking my man. Just follow what the book says and with some help from your wife everything would be fine.

>>18299109
I wish I could say the same but my dragon wouldn't go down with just that. After both of us came and plopped down from having an intense session like that she's turn around, mounting me cowgirl style and raising herself, looking down with a proud smile and spreading her wings to show her magnificence before going for one more round.

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>>18299156
>Alchemy and magic are just like cooking my man.
Shut up Gerald, you can't even make a boiled egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299145
The ol' Reverse Japanese Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299134
its how mike tyson mananged to have kids while in prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299143
She's an android with Majin DNA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298147
Musketeer firearms and a thicc pear-shaped body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298975
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299164
What do you want, a fried one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299145
>21
>Loli
Do you need your eyes checked anon? Or has your shit taste consumed your brain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299199
It's a joke about how her body is like ten years old you fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298271
Space Cats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299191
I don't know, something edible for normal humans maybe? you know that normal people can't eat raw meat just like you do right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299199
Retard alert.

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>>18299206
Arent Saiyans monkeys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299215
Those aren't Saiyans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299215
They're Not-Saiyans that Plague drew, they're space cats instead of space monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299156
>After both of us came and plopped down from having an intense session like that she's turn around, mounting me cowgirl style and raising herself, looking down with a proud smile and spreading her wings to show her magnificence before going for one more round.
I was implying that was part of the love making, what did you expect? Dragons are clingy and greedy, they're especially greedy with their husbands seed too you know. One time is never enough to satisfy a dragon, maybe 5 or 10 will do. Then you can drift into sleep with her head either above or below yours and what can only amount to squeezing you closer so she can nuzzle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299180
but didn't the have a kid with gero?
doesn't that imply human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299231
That was her old body. Her new one is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299226
I get the feeling that bringing any attention to her tail's length would result in immediate and intense pain.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a dragon elf whos crazy on babymaking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299231
>>18299237
I forgot to clarify what I meant by different. Her new body is an android body with Buu's dna. Krillin also might have a crush on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299245
is he just a robosexual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299239
>she pins you the the floor, stepping on you as she removes your pants and looks at you in disgust
>"your "tail" is even less impressive, human."
Insulting strong women isn't a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299250
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcMgkrtXbsk

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299243
>Alex baby please, my whole body is sore, we can make the rest of your brood later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299239
>>18299256
What if I say her cute is pretty cute then? let me guess, it's actually worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299266
>She pouts and wiggles her hips in protest,trying to convince you to keep going

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299243
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299230
Ah, that makes sense. Ending a love making sessions with a dragon just after one or two rounds would definitely leave them starved and shouldn't be done.
The more you cum inside your dragon waifu the better she'll hug you in her sleep, with wings and normal hugs as well as a tail wrap and a lot of "I love you"s and "You're mine"s with a happy smile on her face.

Dragons are too precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299206
>As though I'd let these animals pollute my body
You won't be saying that when you have one of them scratching your ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299286
I was wondering,where would a dragon wrap her tail around husbando to show possessiveness? her powerful claws and wings already clutter too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299291
Don't forget the scratching under the chin technique. It makes them lean forward with a happy face and a swishing tail.

Any other knowledge of regular Cats can help seduce powerful Space Cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299298
Waist or leg. When the dragon wraps around your leg it works kinda like a comfy ball & chain.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299286
>Dragons are too precious.
They're priceless gems thats for sure, deserving of love and happiness at all cost. To be ones husband is to live a life of bliss and dragon loving.
>>18299298
>I was wondering,where would a dragon wrap her tail around husbando to show possessiveness? her powerful claws and wings already clutter too much
Her legs to keep him still to show her possessiveness, clinging to him ever closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299316
Do they want to arm-wrestle?

[Anonymous No.]

Fill to the top

[Anonymous No.]

>>18296411
>bakey
Ehhh, I guess it sounds better than "Waken waken, eggs and bacon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299309
Even scratching the butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298865
Too many soft things to touch, not enough hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299360
You might get slapped afterwards.
So keep going and don't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Anon goes to hell and is bullied by several shortstack Devils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297520
Don't forget her horns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299373
I wanna be bullied by Diabla herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299017
>China dress
>Panties
I bet you the kind of uncultured swine that thinks they should be worn under yukatas too. No meat buns for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299316
At least you tried Desert Barker.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Half dragons are for showering in twice the amount of love and spoiling!

[Anonymous No.]

Aggro lasts too long in this game, they need to fix that. They also need to increase the limit of traps you can have to two or three

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299395
>You will never be a artisan Jeweler in a town watched over by a very territorial and ferocious Dragon.
>Whenever she descends to collect her tribute, she's in a very angry mood, anyone who doesn't quickly get out of the way when she walks down the street is likely to get burned.
>As she inspects the offering the expression on her face gets more and more frustrated.
>Just as she's about to 'make an example' of some poor villager you appear out of your store.
>You present a meticulously crafted golden dragon idol, encrusted with finely cut gems and jewels, intricate details and patterns running along it in perfect contrast with the terrifying features of the Dragon.
>She sees it and her whole face lights up.
>She gets all lovey-dovey and gives you a big hug, highly impressed with your latest creation.
>She jokes that she should take you back to her lair to keep making such works of art, though you think she's not actually kidding and might do it in the future.
>Flies away from the town pledging no more tribute for her next visit.

I just want to make them happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299435
Thq quickest way to a dragon heart is their stomach!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299433
You gotta remember to check where you're posting anon. Where was this post meant for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299435
>though you think she's not actually kidding and might do it in the future
I wouldn't resist if she actually did.
>I just want to make them happy.
I do too anon. Dragons are great.
>>18299445
>The quickest way to a dragon heart is their stomach!
Dragons do like their food, they also like gold, cuddling, nuzzling, sleeping, hugs, rubs and a lot of other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299448
Ah, sorry. Though this was the Monster Girl Hunter thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299456
I will rub their horns,wings,claws,tail,groom their full dragon forms like a car!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299461
Bad joke. Minus two minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you decide who is your top MG? i love too many like to pick one (Jabberwock,Vampire,Echidna)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299478
For me it wasn't a choice, I just read the Holstaur profile and knew I had found my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299478
I pick based on how many fetishes the design and profile tick off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299478
Wasn't even a contest. Dragon was just that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299456
Clearly the solution is golden food. Also, Goldmember dragon when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299478
I read her profile and had one of those 'This girl was literally made just for me' moments. Had everything I wanted and more.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what monster girls would say about our society. I bet they'd at least say it's better than the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

How does sex work with Moth Girls?
Urethra insertion perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299478
I don't, I have 10 or so monster girls that compete for that top spot daily depending on my mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299478
I didn't choose her anon, she chose me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299521
Go back to the EMG threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299478
I eventually just drifted to dragon and its stayed like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299478
I liked her because she was the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd monster daughterus grinding on you in your sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299562
Jokes on you, I'd be well awake and only pretending to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298958
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299521
By them being human sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299585
>>18299585
This is one of my biggest guilty pleasure fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298944
Yes. I want all of that. And I’m upset that I’ll never have it.
Why do we have to live in this hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299585
>>18299592
So what are you going to do then anons? Just lay there awkwardly pretending until she tires herself out, or are you going to man up and do something about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299592
I was just joking around. I actually don't like daughteru dicking but you do you, anon. Wait no, you do your daughteru.

>>18299601
I'd jump and scream at her, giving the poor girl a big spook that's enough to make her faint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299606
>I'd jump and scream at her, giving the poor girl a big spook that's enough to make her faint.
Anon you are just the absolute worst kind of person. Your poor daughteru was already scared and confused enough, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299606
>I'd jump and scream at her, giving the poor girl a big spook that's enough to make her faint.
I think this is the kind of person that monstergirls wouldn't want to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299606
>TFW no fainting goat GF
>YWN creampie her, rearrange her clothes and then pretend nothing happened when she wakes up
This is also my favorite satyros party prank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299065
Really anon? Are you ready to take responsability for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299531
Hey buddy, you need to think a bit harder about your statements next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299601
I'd wait until she's super tired and worn out, then pull her into my arms and grope her all over as revenge for trying to use me while I slept!

>>18299606
>>18299612
Thats mean! But also a viable solution to having a daughter that wants your dick and you not wanting to put it in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299624
What kind of monster wouldn't take responsibility for mating pressing their Lich teacher into a twitching, happy mess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299601
I'm going to grab her, push her face down into the pillow and brutally rape her with my eyes closed. She'd be young and naive enough to still think that if my eyes were closed for that long then I must have still been sleeping, especially if I make a play of waking up after she's good and raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299612
>>18299620
Too late anons, I already have a daughteru and waifu, but if it corrects daughteru's fatheru dicking ways then I'm golden. It's a great thing to keep in mind too for when I wanted to have a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299624
Liches are objectively the best undead.
I always wanted to commission a pic where it's a "before and after smashing her phylactery" type of thing.
I just never really truly had the energy to actually commission it. Maybe tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299652

[Anonymous No.]

Let's face it anon, in a real sort of MG setting, who here wouldn't cave to a monster sugar mommy for a life of luxury?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299652
But thats wrong

vampires are best undead,no odd quirks or needs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299677
She needed to be shielded from sunlight or she'll turn weaker than a human girl.

Even heroes have a hard time with them otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299675
>consorting with old hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299675
I'd be that guy that gets killed fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299675
Assuming she was a species I like, with a body type I'm attracted to, and with a compatible personality? Then obviously, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299675
I'd go down fast and hard so long as she just fucking asked or seduced instead of using the whole forcing shtick.

[Anonymous No.]

A bunch of new wife pictures recently
http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/957371132654555142
http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/957366969497464834
http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/957362694029443076

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299675
This. >>18299697
I’d have no problems eating out an older MG and then giving her the best forty five seconds of her life if she waved a couple of hundreds in my face.
To be honest, I’d have no problem becoming a hooker if MGs were around. I’ll let a Manticore give me a tailjob in a back alley somewhere for like $10.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299675
I want a sugar mommy wight to slap me around with notes and swear loyalty to her in exchange for her taking me to fine restaurants and buying expensive gifts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299713
I feel you Anon. Being a cheap back-alley hooker for monster girls while constantly getting shot up with manticore venom, mothman dust, ect, would be a good end in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299675
>who here wouldn't cave to a monster sugar mommy for a life of luxury?
I sure as hell would, i love older lonely women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299721
Dumb dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299698
>http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/957362694029443076
Oh heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299735
big butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299728
So you'd be okay with that mouse calling you a "cheap slut" as she violently rides your dick with your face between her tits?
You'd be okay with her buying you off your pimp so she and her gang can gangrape you anytime they want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299675
As long as she aged gracefully and is well kept I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299780
Ok with it? I'd be ecstatic! I'd be the best cheap slut I could be and satisfy the entire gang twice-over!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299787
I swear the first words I head when I enter the portal is "Ara ara".

[Anonymous No.]

what happens if i rub a dragon belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299787
Those milk tanks look awfully perky for an old fox. Are we sure she doesn't just have laugh lines because she smiles a lot? Is there anything left in them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299796
You ever heard a dragon purr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299796
>what happens if i rub a dragon belly
They make a really really cute noise, if you stop they demand you continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299803
No sir,mind you this is after offering her a buffet of meat to sate her appetitte

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299801
Why, they're positively backed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299521
39 is so lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299652
Random question. Do you guys have any artist you really like that do lewd art and are open for commissions? I need to know this for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18297613
>Not wanting EDF but all the forces are MGs fighting giant bugs and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299852
The world's fruit supply is in danger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299852
Rangers should stay human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299871
Human men shouldn't be allowed to fight when monster girls exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299852
I said it could be monster propaganda, not that I wouldn't want it.

>Implying I don't want to see a brown, jet pilot mg punching an alien in the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299879
I like it because it introduces a capture-the-flag dynamic to warfare, with men being the flag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299902
Why not build giant robots that are powered by sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299787
Older foxes better be careful if they try to bed me. I don't care how much experience they have, they hit so many of my boxes that I would be rutting them like an animal all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299980
I bet Monsters find men boasting about their sexual prowess adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300036
Especially hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Do some monsters resort to bestiality if they can't get a hold of a guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300043
But how do they feel about men telling them not to get their hopes up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300046
Jump off a cliff my man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300046
The answer is fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300053
>"Hehe~ Hubby, that's ok!"
>"We're gonna practice every day, so don't you worry about a thing~"
>"I'll turn you into a breeding machine in no time!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300053
>We can fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300073
>>18300078
Wrong answers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300093
They'd laugh at your tiny penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300093
What's the right answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299879
Bullshit
I will fight all I damn please regardless of what monsters want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300105
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300073
Oh, that mouse is getting bred alright. She's getting at least quintuplets. Hope her little body can handle that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300107
That's too dangerous. You wouldn't be allowed unless you fought in something like a Pacific Rim robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300118
Monster girls would sweat nervously if their husband was an adventurer or fighter. Even if it's just demon silver they would be too scared of him getting hurt.
Imagine a hellhound with a husband like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300118
What if the monster WAS a pacific rim robot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300112
>She's getting at least quintuplets
She's going to hold you to that Anon! You better get ready for the clingiest, neediest little mouse wive you've ever seen! Before you know it you'll be putting a sixth baby in after putting all your daughters to bed, each of them peppering you with kisses while saying that they'll be the one to marry you when they grow up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300134
Then you better hope your name isn't Hiro if you don't want to be a cuckold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300133
I would imagine that Hellhounds wouldn't care that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300118
A wife that has no faith in her husbands ability to fight is no wife of mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300153
Better than being Mitsuru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300170
I don't know about that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300158
Hellhounds see humans as being unable to properly care for themselves, and their man is precious to them.
Either they're keeping you behind or they're going alongside you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300173
>unable to properly care for themselves
No they don't. They just view them as weak and fragile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300158
Hellhounds see humans as frail beings and I'm pretty sure most of the extremist faction does too. Seeing one fighting and adventuring, "putting their lifes on the line" like that would make them very scared.
I can only imagine how that dragon with the adventurer dragonfag would feel like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300172
I don't know much about NTR manga, but I doubt many end with the girl declaring the other guy to be shit and going back to the beta guy. That's pretty pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300184
>Practically begs the woman that likes him to mentally fuck another man.
Nah, Mitsuru is a two pump chump. Hiro is the real pathetic one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300192
We could continue arguing this or we could agree that A1 was a terrible partner for Trigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300153
I knew Mitsuru was going to get rekt while fighting with 002, but Hiro cucking out like the cookie cutter betamax MC he is still pissed me off a ton.
At least I still have Vanishing Line for muh manime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300206
A1 has done nothing wrong, they're just showing how women really are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300226
Well that's what he gets for being a Japanese boy that relies on women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300227
I was going to try and lead this down a Kill la Kill discussion and discussing what kind of monsters Ryuko and Satsuki would be but if you're gonna be all /r9k/ I'm gonna piss off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300181
If young boys can murder large amounts of people while piloting a giant robot I'm very sure a magically enhanced man can be an adventurer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300239
If your looking to talk about non-mge women and not have people chimp out, this ain't the place for it at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300239
You won't be missed. Keep your cuckshit in /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300248
We've talked about non-mge women being monsters plenty of times in the past with nobody caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300254
I guess I misphrased what I was trying to say, my bad. I just meant that you weren't gonna get away with it without people like >>18300249 showing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300073
Lewd Mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300249
Well fuck man I'd bet you'd hate why I'm really disappointed in the show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300261
Again, it's happened before numerous times in the past with nobody having a fit. Maybe next time you shouldn't talk about a subpar show that even the director or whatever says is just NTR bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300239
>Ryuko
Hellhound
>Satsuki
Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300265
What, you want more cuckolding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300264
Peso is a mixed bag for me. He's done two great nazrin doujins but has also done fatso with mind-control and futa stuff, but 50/50 isn't too bad when it comes to nip doujin artists. Still waiting for the second naz one to get english'd

[Anonymous No.]

Ice Queen made a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300269
Huh, I would have said dragon for at least one of them.
>>18300271
I'd like their positions in the cockpit switched if you know what I mean. It'd be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300181
>adventurer dragonfag
She's clingy as fuck but she'd know I'm fully capable of taking care of myself, knowing some spells and my way with a weapon. Being on the same level as your dragon and having her see you as an equal is quite comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300285
So you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300269
>Ryuko
>Hellhound
>Not Salamander
You're not very good at this anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300269
>Hellhound
I don't know about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300269
>Ryuko
>Hellhound
Was she really that much of a huge bitch

[Anonymous No.]

I without a doubt would sell myself to old mg hags. Even a dollar would be enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a werecat maid call you meowster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300351
>not 'nyaster'

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300284
That's a cute idea sharing her scarf with her new friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300351
>>18300362

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that you shouldn't be a bitter loser that blames women for all his problems. Not even monster girls want to be around guys like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300372
Anon no! No spritz!

[Anonymous No.]

Who wants to spot a buff MG while she benches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300381
I'd do it nonsexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300390

Sexual, nonsexual. Either way's fine. Sex and needing a spotter are two different needs.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Pharaohs need to put on their Makeup or is it always on naturally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300401
>Monstergirls
>Makeup
Probably some do, but none really need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300394
I don't see the problem spotting her then. Would do it anytime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300415
>>Monstergirls
>>Makeup
Yes anon, they'd wear makeup. Do you really think there would be any difference between monster girls and human women if they were both real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300351
I'm more worried about Cockatrices learning to use tools. One day you're walking along, minding your own business, then *BAM*- You get knocked out & husbando'd by a chicken with a boulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300415
>>18300423
Oh I guess I got confused with this image >>18294341
, since it shows her with purple eyeliner.

[Anonymous No.]

Got a new Kobold commission done today! Waifu getting daughteru ready for some comfy latex training.

If you are offended by borderline toddlercon, you might not want to click the image.

https://imgur.com/QGkECHl

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300423
Are you baiting or?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300479
>KDF in 2018

[Anonymous No.]

How would a cockatrice and a basilisk react to you mixing them up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300423
>Do you really think there would be any difference between monster girls and human women if they were both real?
Alright, you earned a (you), but nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300479
Fuck off Quicksilver. Your stories were trash and now you're just being an annoying faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300480
>>18300492
2D girls are not better than 3D ones, this is an objective fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300479
At least the waifu looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300479
>borderline
The audacity of this toddlercon diaperfaggot. Can't you learn to fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300479
Gross fetish stuff aside, the art looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Blind Greenland CC sharks are deserving of all the cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300584
CC's are deserving of all the cuddles. Though Greenland Sharks CC's are super clingy, and tall, and lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300594
What would happen if i called a CC old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300640
You get a spanking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300043
>"You say you can go for an hour? That's cute."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300640
She starts crying, sobbing and says self deprecating things.
You would be a horrible person for doing such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300640
She'd get upset. The kids do that enough already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300650
>when he says i'll submit and be begging for more

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300658
Stop your low quality posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>hellhoundfags still think hellhounds untamable even after KC had to specifically tell them they're being stupid
>which he hasn't had to do for any other species in the entire encyclopedia

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300680
>maledomfag is this mad over hellhounds
Go back to watching Darling in the Cuckshed you fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300680
>Being this assmad about it when 90% of thread depictions are inaccurate
Gee, it's almost like people have fantasies about these characters and like to have fun with them or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300680
>KC had to specifically tell them they're being stupid
Source or it didn't happen faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300680
>t. anubisfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300699
>>18300700
That really hit a nerve, didn't it. That's some exquisitely pure shitposting, as expected from hellhoundfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300714
Just gave yourself away ya ditz

[Anonymous No.]

>>18298811
>Being this obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300479
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

At least Daughteru's will always be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300742
This anon gets it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300742
That they will. I'd give my dragontheru a flower crown so she can be a young queen at the park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300712
>>18300720
Is there even anything to add when you work this hard to out yourselves as shitposters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300742
I want to watch my dragon wife help our daughter fly for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300680
That wasn't what happened. What happened was what happens to every girl KC makes, he's a pushover with the fandom and says that pretty much anything is possible if you want it. Shirohebi, the most jealous and yandere species can be in harems according to KC. Baphomets, the breed that invented a religion devoted to flat chested lolis can have huge breasts if you want them too. Non-loli versions of loli breeds like the Atlach-Nacha exist. His entire setting is so devoted to everyone getting their own happy end that almost anything can exist other than bad ends and shit like NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300703
>>/jp/thread/S17318102#p17327945

It's fucking pathetic how that guy deleted his post too after he realized what he had done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300764
>implying something said on Discord makes it true
How fucking new to the internet are you. Mari doesn't speak for KC. Not now, not ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300759
>I want to watch my dragon wife help our daughter fly for the first time.
You better be prepared for the little one to eventually fail and fall over because your wife is going to freak out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300763
That's how every profile works. What makes this time different is that Hellhound is the only profile KC needed to give a separate statement for, that yes it in fact works like the rest of the over 200 other profiles and isn't a special snowflake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300775
Now I'm picturing an overprotective dragon wife layering her daughter in helmets, hockey pads, and thick clothing to protect her to the point of immobility

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300771
You can live in angry denial all you want, but if you saw the posts he made later, the information in fact is from KC. Hellhounds officially aren't untamable, too bad for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300788
So you are a massive faggot then. It's not angry denial. It's basic fucking facts. Unless you can provide a literal statement in original Japanese (or translated by someone like Exet or the MGR translators) then KC hasn't said shit on the subject. All that's happened is you saw something that supported your bullshit and you latched onto it like some anti-vax truther.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300784
Well thats dragons for you, even if an egg is impossible to break they will still treat it as if it was made of glass. This over-protectiveness extends to their husbands as well.
To be expected of a race that see's their husbands and daughters as treasures worth more than all the wealth in the universe, its also why they're so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300802
I'm sorry the idea of Hellhounds being defeatable in bed and abiding to the same guidelines as every other profile threatens your already brittle sense of masculinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300490
Well I mean, I find your tastes questionable given the size of the daughter and the fact she has some kind of anal plug but... whatever floats your boat, I guess?

I mean, I can't tell if you're doing it for shock value at this point or what, so I can't really say I care too much.

>>18300495
Quicksilver's always been middle-of-the-pack though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300802
why are you responding to bait?

[Anonymous No.]

The whole argument is fucking stupid because the people who actually like hellhounds never actually bother with the "taming" bit. The info doesn't really contribute anything.
Source: Nobody ever brings it up except to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon is it safe to post in this thread?"
>"No honey, not yet. If we wait they may move on."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300823
have you read the taming of the shrew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300815
W-what's that got to do with snakechickens and chickensnakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300832
Shit, didn't notice I tagged the wrong post. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Anime has ruined automatons and onis.

[Anonymous No.]

It finally happened. Pharaoh moved to my top 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300847
kay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300823
Impressive mental gymnastics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300848
Welcome to the Shadow Realm, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300655
Old hags are cute in their own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300848
>It finally happened. Pharaoh moved to my top 10
Did she use her voice to be placed there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300850
Do not post them anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300848
Well, I mean... Cú Sidhe are in my top ten but mostly because of the appeal of an animal sidekick than wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300857
>Old hags are cute in their own way.
Old Hags are the best! Why would anyone go for anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300809
It would be extremely fun to give dragon daughteru some insane upsies so she can learn how to fly. Playing with fire also works so she can breathe it, but dragon waifu would be sweating heavily all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300742
White Horn daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that guy that swore off Mantises after that picture of a Mantis eating a guy's face got posted? I wonder if they would get upset about propaganda that was posted about them on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299121
I wish she didn't lose the black sclera.

[Anonymous No.]

CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300893
She never had them to begin with. The only version that has them is the one that likes to murder people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300898
That's a tiny spadetail.

[Anonymous No.]

>all that drama
It's good to see some things don't change around here. Did I miss anything new in the last few months /mgg/?
Is it finally safe to turn javascript on and rely on ublock origin too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300855
>Shadow Realm
Tell me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300909
You know, the Shadow Realm! The big, purpley, cloudy place that you go to when something really bad happens to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300908
Why wouldn't you?
Didi you not figure how to block the CSS fuckery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300922
You mean the afterlife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300908
Kinda
10% of the time when you load the page it somehow still shows ads with ublock

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300929
No, it's the Shadow realm! You know, whenever people fall from a really tall building, or they get stabbed in the chest, they go straight to the Shadow Realm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300936
So the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300939
What, they don't have the Shadow Realm where you come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300922
You mean the abyssal realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300943
They do. You're just calling the afterlife something completely different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300902
I would post the one with the THICC whale tail but i don't have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300946
>>18300952
Wait, so you're telling me that everyone who goes to the Shadow Realm is actually dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300955
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300960
Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300955
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300955
Someone say Shadow Realm?

[Anonymous No.]

Alexis > Akiza. Ice Queen > Alraune Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300955
>>18300960
>>18300966
I'm lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300954
I am willing to bet that alps send their bros tail pics out of the blue making lewd poses even if they are flat as a board.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gone for 10.5 hours for a local tourney.
>Got home and can't move

I don't care if it was a big fat cuddle cat or a himedere vampire.
I'm not moving and I'm going right to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300858
Who knows. Probably.

>>18300871
Nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301060
That's creepy and possibly homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301075
All Alp shit is homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

Wendigos need dakis when they're lonely, or else they can't sleep at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301060
Gonna give her Dixie cups full of semen until she has a body worth mirin. No woman should be forced to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301089
Yep.
Lonely wendigos need to snuggle something to sleep well

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301088
This is why we need more tomboy succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to watch out in the deep mountains, there you can see vicious, huge wendigos and muscled yetis duking it out over the remains of dire beasts they've slain.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you try to charm a lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301110
>What happens if you try to charm a lamia?
It fails horribly and she charms you, or it works and now you have the most obsessed lover-stalker in existence following and watching you everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301094
You might as well fill up your broalp its a lot less complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301128
I want to flick an Alp's horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301144
>Ah! Quit it! They're sensitive!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make an oni blush with sweet words!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301128
I want an Alp to give me a brojob so badly. N-No homo or course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301233
I want to find the toughest MG merc in a seedy bar somewhere and confess my feelings to her!

[Anonymous No.]

They say that your ears burn when someone is talking about you. Does that apply across realities? What kind of girl is talking about me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301244
>Does that apply across realities?
That depends on how close or intertwined they are.
>What kind of girl is talking about me?
Your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301258
Who is she? Why won't she make herself known?

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love Hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301320
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301320
I want to bury my face in that lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301320
What's her body temperate?

[Anonymous No.]

Aquatic species playing dress-up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301482
How could a Mermaid MG utilize stockings and garters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301563
I would've figured fishnet would be preferred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301569
But wouldn’t that scare the dolphin girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301610
They're too busy raping people to care

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301569
>fishnets on Kraken
I kinda want to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301569
I wonder if aquatic MGs think of fishnets as bondage gear.

>Come home after work one day
>Grab the mail from the mailbox, mostly ads and a fashion magazine
>Put it on the coffee table as you walk in and grab a drink from the fridge
>You hear a loud gasp from the living room and walk back to see your aquatic waifu shaking, holding the magazine
>"D-darling, I didn't realize you were into 'that' kind of stuff."
>You look at the magazine and realize the woman on the cover is wearing fishnet stockings
>Your waifu blushes and says "I-if you're into that kind of stuff, I don't mind."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18300812
This makes no sense. Surely Hellhounds being untamable threatens the guys who get mad at the idea of a pure femdom monster because they need all the monsters to be simpering moeblobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301830
Picture hellhounds as an ice cream store and KCs the owner, domhounds being chocolate ice cream and subhounds being mint

People are getting pissed that people can buy mint ice cream instead of just being happy with their own chocolate, despite the existence of one flavour doing nothing to ruin the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301830
>responding to bait
>bait that is many hours old

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301907
But then nobody actually buys mint just like real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301916
Not him but I love mint

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301916
I buy mint

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301622
That rape cave business is anti-dolphin propaganda and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301918
>>18301919
Don't reply to me ever again you goddamn ice cream heathens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301921
>t. Dolphin
I need a dolphin edit of that spider posting good things about spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301907
You would need a wallet that surpasses the gods to in order to buy the mint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301935
And that lays the problem
Hellhounds are more mary sueish then lilims at this rate in terms of power

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301952
Explain yourself before I drag your opinion out to the trashman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301921
>That rape cave business is anti-dolphin propaganda and you know it.
Dolphin please, go rape your husband another thousand times and come back.
Or do you not have a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301958
Think about it
No other monster is written as apex as the hellhound
We joke about lilims, manticores and ushi onis becoming housewives and mundanes, but the hellhound might as well be sacred ground.
I bet there isnt a single hellhound story out there about a non dommy hellhound that isnt built to trigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301973
Most hound stories are pretty vanilla, not really very femdommy as far as i remember.
Some people get off to an unbeatable foe, others want nothing more then to challenge that shit and come out on top

The hellhound is a creature of true conflict, for few monsters can split the thread so well

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301973
They were built to dom. They're switches as noted in the profile, but they always go back to domming eventually and that's the part of hellhounds that stuck out and people that like them enjoy. There's a bias there, but not a surprising one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301907
Going by this ice cream thing.
What about mint chocolate? Actually having the two flavours to together?
Or are switches another flavour like strawberry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301973
There's non-shitposting hellhound content that doesn't explicitly involve dom stuff.
People just don't raise hell over it because, well, it's not shitposting. It doesn't exist solely to try to annoy people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301999
I would say chocolate mint works better in this case

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dragon to hold me and tell me its going to be alright. At least it might levitate my worries and fears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302012
What is wrong with you people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302014
It's just a simple comparison of domination to ice cream, nothing serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302014
Hellhounds won't let them eat chocolate, they might've forgotten how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302022
If im following this thing right, wouln't it make more sense to stop anon from eating mint?

[Anonymous No.]

This is why food analogies never work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302035
Food is like cheesecake...

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about the positive influences our waifus have had on us! I'll start. I used to be a total manwhore for monstergirls but then over time I realized the only one I want is my Demonfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302035
It works at its base but then people add their own spins and it gets out of hand
...a lot like like cream coincidentaly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302030
No Anon, hellhounds don't give a shit about these analogies. Chocolate is bad for you so their Anons aren't allowed to eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

All this ice cream talk has made me hungry
I wonder if you can ask an ice queen to make ice cream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302040
I don’t have a waifu, but I’ve said it before in these threads; Monstergirls helped me get over my NTR fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302040
>spoiler
I was a lot like that before I met my waifu too anon, she's also helped me get away from unsavory fetishes and ways of thinking. All in all, having my waifu and daughteru has given me at least a little more clarity and comfortability in life. Knowing I'll always have them in some sense is somewhat reassuring, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302046
I dont think they would be that controlling anon.
If thats the case you would end up as the bad type of vegan and wouldn't be able to leave the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302050
You can, but you might have to procure the ingredients yourself, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302057
Would be fun if she was into spicy things

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302050
No need to ask, all you need is a can, some flavoring, a friendly milk source and close proximity to the waifu. The better question is if she'd be cool with helping you make vagina shaped Popsicles.

>>18302058
There's a good type of vegan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302058
>the bad type of vegan
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302035
Okay then think of it as religion. It’s all make believe stories focused around helping people get over the fact that there’s really nothing to live for unless you go out and find those things to live for, like family, friends, or an imaginary being that may or may not love you based on your decisions in life. Life isn’t permanent and you make it what it is. There’s no gods, there’s no hope for our future, and there are no waifus. And if you truly believe that one day portals will open and beautiful women from another dimension will come out and marry you without even getting to know you then you’re as delusional as someone who believes Moses parted the Red Sea, or Jesus rose from the dead, or if you kill yourself and take out as many people as possible you’ll be given 72 virgins.
It’s all make believe. I’m sorry I have to break it to you. But these blatant escapism fantasies will get you nowhere in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302061
Would you put chilli on you dick and get a blowjob from an ice queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302073
>*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302073
Are you drinking again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302040
She made me smile again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302073
We all know jesus was raised by his secret lich waifu and moses had a undine

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302084
Maybe.
Four years of sobriety down the drain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302088
Feels bad, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302040
Well there's one, i never worked out and thought that everything was pointless suffering,
now i work out, but my dark thoughts still cloud my mind though thinking of her still alleviates it a little.
And even though it physically hurts me to smile i've been doing it more often recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302086
Why a lich, surly something godmode like lilim would do

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302096
Jesus still had open wounds when he was res'd, to the point he got people to touch them.
Any non necromantic ressuection would of healed that stuff (depending on lore)
Therefore, jesus had a lich, why else would the profile one have a cross in its back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302073
There are far too many unknowns in life to fully write off the existence of waifus anon, at least in my opinion. I know it sounds silly but if I don't believe in my own eventual true happiness then there's no reason for me to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302096
>Son of god
>Sleeping with a demon princess
Bro do you even religion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302117
What else do you think happened in those forty days in the desert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302109
Funny, I never really took note of that feature until now.
Looks kinda like a celtic cross, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302109
>>18302123
Its been so long since the raw profile art was posted i had to look

It might not be a cross though, more like a head ornament like apohis hoods

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302125
I wonder what it'd be like to have a Lich wife.
I'd imagine more than once you'd wake up to a wet feeling around your crotch, a bouncing sheet and a loud "GLUK-GLUK-GLUK" noise as you get another sloppy wake-up blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302127
Purely for scientific reasons, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302127
You forgot the sound of her scratching your reactions down on her clipboard. I imagine there'd be lots of rituals and potions and the like at various times too. Wonder how a lich would get a reluctant husband on board with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302127
Not needing to breathe has its advantages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302133
Pouting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302133
Sometimes by asking nicely, sometimes >>18302140, and sometimes you just wake up in the morning strapped to a table in the middle of it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302132
Yes, purely scientific. That's why she does all sorts of positions too. To create a more diverse set of data. Not because she gets faint heart pupils every time she does it.

>>18302133
No anon, that's for the regular during the day sex. She's just doing this because she wants to.

>>18302138
>Anon shoots his eighth load deep into her throat, but she's still not slowing down.
>At this point her eyes are fully heartpupiled and she's actually speeding up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302140
>She only even makes expressions at all during sex
>You KNOW she's faking it, but god damn it!
>Also her experiments do always feel good...

What experiments would you want a lich to perform on/with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302145
How would you feel if a Lich sat her plump ass on your chest, pulled out her phylactery and crushed it right in front of you before forcing her tongue into your mouth and raping you right then and there so fiercely that it would give an Ushi-Oni pause?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302160
I don't know, why do you guys always respond with such specific examples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302160
I would feel surprised that she's so flexible despite being dead.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/OhVah

[Anonymous No.]

How does someone make an undead girls heart race?
Asking for a friend of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302172
The only undead girls that are stiff are pic related and newly turned Zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302191
Missing the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299478
Fate will decide between Elf-Wight and Elf-Vampire. Whoever I meet first really, if I were ever in such a situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302185
>Not hiding her face with a book
Shame.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302185
>Mayadere Lich not so evil after being cream-pied!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301320
Isn't once per thread enough to say this? At least holstaurus guy only posts once a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone remember that horror movie where the two high schoolers find a chained-up zombie babe in an abandoned hospital and then fuck it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302120
Actually it was a pretty big plot point that he told the devil to fuck off then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301237
>brojob
What.
I would much rather cuddle with one in a foxhole while she huffs my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello~

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302426
>y-you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302426
People who think they can escape a shirohebi are silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302441
The only way to escape is to get isekai'd I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302456
Up until you get caught by a Wisp.
A strangely familiar Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302461
>Shiro-wisp
I kind of want to see this. A white flamed wisp with a long snake tail. How fearboner inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302461
>>18302466
Thanks Hel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302040
I became a really vanilla person and got a bit good for her before falling into depression.

[Anonymous No.]

Another cute wife picture came in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302466
>Silly Anon. You think death can separate us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302697
>You were away for so long!
>YoU werEn'T wiTh aNy whOrES, weRe YoU ANON?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302693
Fat Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302754
Don't bully someone's wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302693
These chibi wocks are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302779
Bully the waifu's. Make their husbands protect them so they can look cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon... The kitsune next door asked to see you."
>"You are not DATING, right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302787
>"You got me mom, we've been dating for three months now"
Imagine her face then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302787
No I just cum in her 3 or 4 times a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302800
>>18302802
Enjoy the brutal rivalry between your yandere momster and your childhood friend kitsune.
Make wise use of your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302814
I'd just dick the kitsune and nuzzle her, sleeping at her house every now and then and spending time with my future mom and dad in law. The mom has had me for a long time now and I'd be agrowing boy, she'd have to say goodbye sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302787
Give me a meaty fox and momster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302814
>Ara Ara~ anon-kun, going for some inexperienced scamp who may leave you for another man while mommy here will take care of you forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302841
I can only imagine how shocked a momster would be when anon called her rude and disgusting, saying those things about his girlfriend before walking out to see her.
This makes the momster cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302787
>>18302840
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302855
>Kitsune childhood friend and anon's momster staring each other down with force smiles while pressing against each other.
>Anon is in the middle and nearly getting smothered.

Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1159353/d588f0fe9c/
I want this life with a pair of Anubis sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302869
That's such a great doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302754
>chubby dragon with a seperate horde of chocolate coins
Prime bully material would cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302908
I would love a blue like that.
She'd have glasses, a massive library of rare and ancient tomes, and love to lecture on everything she's learned to appear intelligent.
Just don't stare at the pudge to long or she'll get sulky.

[Anonymous No.]

hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302853
DO NOT
>>18302841
momsters only care about you so it's only right to dick her for all she's done.
>>18302800
She'd go talk to that kitsune's mom about how her slut daughter is going to ruin her well intentioned, and obediant son

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302959
Go back to the wiki newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302959
Cutest little imotou.
She's going to grow up to be a big, strong girl.
The biggest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18299051
>posts a literal monsterboy
>"Oh teehee it's actually an [X] Alp!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302959
>>18302964
You better watch out

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302961
It's too late anon. That momster already ruined her future with her sonnu by saying he had shit taste. If anything it will only deepen anon's and his waifu's relationship.
She'll tell him how his mother doesn't like her and she's not good enough, only to be met with a kind smile by anon followed by a hug with him saying the mothers opinion doesn't matter and he is the one who decides what's best for him, and that's her. After that they have really lewd and baby making sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302975
Please she is my precious imotou (Possibly not blood related), I'd never have to watch out for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302913
10/10
I want to cuddle her while she lectures me on the ancient tomes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302977
I'd take taht dudes momster if he wants the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302997
Well that would be good and fun.
She could tell you about the tome of an ancient lich she has or a geneology record that could throw a nearby kingdom into chaos.

She even has the cookbook of a master halfling chef, although she hasn't read it herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302977
So what if she loses it and locks you in her basement so you can never get out Coming in at regular intervals to rape/feed you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302109
This is the kind of crazy discussion we need more of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303010
>have a look at the miles of shelves
>find the section on muscle building and healthy cooking
>they're far dustier than any of her other books

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303012
The second anon disappears his girlfriend would start looking for him, determined to do anything to save her husband even if that means having to fight her mother-in-law. It would be a terrifying fight and the kitsune would understand the mom's love for her son but then she'd lay down that her son has grown up and isn't her kid anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302050
Ice Queen driving an ice cream truck around Wintersburg giving out treats to the young Wendigos, Yetis, White Horns, and Rata-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302133
I want to introduce her to tools like Excel and Tableau so she can get even more data than what she writes down on her clipboard. Plus, it's a good way to get her on a phone so I can text her cute messages. Kuu girls being lovey dovey through digital media is cute,

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303036
>Ancient amazonian training techniques, oni trials, and salamander lifting books.
>Ancient dietary guides from hermits, monks, and elves to maintain a fit body, even an Anubis Scroll detailing a good diet for the (male) pharaoh.
>All covered in dust.
>Sitting amdist them and strangely dust free is a book from a holst reading "Soft and Loving, Why Not All Wives Need Muscles"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302185
I like that some of the eyes are crossed out. It's like a progress bar for how full she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303044
>The air suddenly gets so cold no one leaves their homes when she arrives with her ice cream truck
>Except that one Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303081
I would and the snow girls are so resistant that she would probably get good traffic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303081
>”Hello little girl! Would you like an ice cream?”
>”Yes Please! My mom gave me a dollar and I want to get the biggest ice cream I can get! It’s for my bestest friend anon.”
>”Oh? Well in that case, it’s on the house. You’re my first customer of the day after all”
>”Thanks Ms.Queen! I’m sorry to hear you’re not selling more. Could I make a suggestion?”
>”What?”
>”I’m a Yeti, so maybe I just like warm stuff, but maybe you could sell hot chocolate?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302073
>There’s no gods, there’s no hope for our future, and there are no waifus.
>t. heretic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303110
She'll need to hire a Yeti helper, that hot cocoa is going to be frozen before it gets to her customers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303136
>Yeti loli in a little uniform, hugging a thermos while the ice queen sells frozen treats and fresh hot chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303160
Drinking hot chocolate heated by a yeti in such a way somehow sounds rather lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303052
Would she get flustered about it if you brought it up?
>"Ahaha, I was just uh.. curious about what it said so I just flocked through it, uh, these books are all inherited so, who knows what kind of other stuff there is, haha.."
>there are countless pages with the corners turned over, and the spine bears the marks of being thoroughly read multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303167
Just ignore the way she fidgets and blushes as you drink it.

>>18303174
Oh, you know it.
Especially well read would be the "Soft Seduction" section, a strange series of chapters detailing how to look appealing and emphasize one's figure when chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303110
>”OR MEAT. MY FAMILY LIKES MEAT”
>Both Yeti and the Queen jump as a small voice cries out
>This causes the little white puffball to jump and run back to a white snow-laden tree in the neighbor’s yard
>”Its okay dear, you just startled them”
>The tree she’s standing next to opens up to as her father wearing a white coat
>”Sorry about that.”
>”No problem Mr. Diego! Out for a walk with the missus?”
>”Yep. Say Hi dear!”
>A mature wendigo appears from underneath the mans arm as he holds his coat open
>”Hi Miss Queen. How goes the ice cream sales?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303167
Don’t be silly anon, they make it using the usual boiling water, it’s just that that’s the only way for her to hold such a huge thermos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303181
>Just ignore the way she fidgets and blushes as you drink it.
Does she think that she's hugging me on the inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303190
Nope, she's think that its lewd because its an indirect hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303193
>indirect hug
The Snuggle Scouts have a badge for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303205
Well, she'd be getting it quite easily.
And that actually may have the Ice queen get more helpers that way quite quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have that picture of an ice cream truck that's actually a mimic? I thought it was hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303210
>RNN breaking news - Ice Queen hires kids for hot chocolate truck!
>More at 5, victims of cuddlerape speak out with a warning

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303302
She'd have to contract them out for periods at a time so they can't just do that and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lying in bed, freezing cold
>Hellhound gf walks in
"Awww. Are you cold? Want me to help?"
>Nod softly
>Slides in and big spoons
>Pleasant warmth as she presses her chest into your back
>Warm paws encircle you
>Begin to drift off to sleep
>She sniffs the back of your neck
"You smell so good"
>Hot breath in your ear
"Such a cute little snack"
>Notice warmth coming from her nether regions
"I could just eat you up!"
>Licks your ear
>Hot! But feels incredibly good!
>She continues to slather your neck and ear in this heat
>Hugs you tighter with on arm, rubbing her chest against your back
>Other paw reaches down and begins fondling your sack
>Can feel the warmth spreading into your loins from her paw...and her special place
>Approaching full mast
>Your breathing becomes ragged and your eyes unfocus
"Be sure to tell me when your about to come"
>Heart nearly skips a beat when her warm paw encircles the shaft
>Two quick pumps before teasing the tip
>Your hips begin moving on their own
>She follows along with your rhythm
>Feel pressure building in your loins
>"I'm-I'm gonna--!?"
>She covers your mouth with her other paw
>Jabs a finger in your mouth
>You instinctively start to suck
"What was that? You'll have to speak up!"
>She adds a small laugh
>Begins work your shaft harder than ever
...
...
...!
>You explode into her paw
>She continues to move until your climax finishes
>Slows to a halt and removes her hands
>You breathing is ragged as she removes her finger
>She takes her other paw, soaked in the essence of her lover, and shows it to you
"Naughty boy! Look what you did"
>She takes the paw and moves it to her own lips
>Sucks them one at a time
>"Mmm"
>"Mhmm"
>"Goood"
>"So goood"
>Hugs you close, still from behind
>"I was planning to punish you for nearly wasting it, but after this taste"
>She brings her lips closer you your ear
>"I be happy if you put three in me"
>She lets out a puff of hot breath before continuing
>"Puppies, that is."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303323
And of course I screw up the last lines of dialogue. That's her talking to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303323
>That
Immersion broken, way too sub to be me.
Quite literally would literally start with her seeing me in bed with the laptop going "Aww are you cold?" and me answering by saying "Nah, I'm feeling pretty comfy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303323
>spooning handjob from a hellhound
I need this in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303334
>"Nah, I'm feeling pretty comfy."
"Is that so?"
>Her eyes light up as she flashes a toothy grin
"Cause I'm rather uncomfortable."
>She jumps you on the spot
>Miraculously avoids the laptop
"You could say I'm feeling..."
>Whispers in you ear
"Hot and bothered."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303351
Now that would be more like it, some wrestle sex would be nice, even if my body is sore and my head hurts from yesterday's tourney

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303351
How painful would it be if I threw a dildo and told her to fetch while remaining straight faced? How much would I be punished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303358
>How much would I be punished?
How big is the dildo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303323
This is the life I wish I could live.
And one of the reasons I cry myself to sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303381
16 tons

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303381
....Not that guy but now you've got me thinking about Hellhound Size Queens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303381
Lets say eight inches long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303302
>you will never make a hot chocolate stand with your Yeti and Yuki-Onna childhood friends
Look what you did Anon, you went and made me suicidal again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303358
She would fetch it, but you'd be in for some unforgiving rape after she brought it back.
And heaven forbid you only pretend to throw it...

[Anonymous No.]

requesting smug dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303387
>Hellhound Size Queens
Great now I'm thinking of a hellhound who uses mamono mana to make her husband's dick bigger over time and uses raging mushrooms on him so he can cockslap her with the biggest boner possible.
I want to be that husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303406
Pretty much, that or she does wrestle-sex and tries to mount that anon-dong without ahegoing on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303386
>>18303388
Rest in piece anon, shouldn't have teased that hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303401
>>18298765

[Anonymous No.]

How mean would it be to chain a Hellhound to a tree and dangle Beggin Strips in front of her?
Lets say the chains are enchanted with unbreaking runes or something for this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303181
>she goes full haughty mode once you tell her that following the instructions has been very successful, complete with demanding regular massages and cuddling
>the fitness books continue to gain dust, while she scours the remaining shelves to find books by the same author with advice regarding lewd activities with a pudgy body

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303440
exactly.
A true blue right there.
Besides, those other books are just there due to their rarity, or if she wants to trade them for more important books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303440
Fat fuck needs to go on a diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303437
Did you enchant the tree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303415
I'd be fine with either, I want to see a hellhound biting her lip as she lowers herself onto the very dick she enhanced and trying her hardest not to lose herself to pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303390
You can still open a lemonade stand with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303110
>>18303044
Ganbare Ice Queen-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303358
>Dildo hits her square in the face
>Her eyes don't even flinch
She knows what she wants
You should run

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303454
Yep, that or nuzzling against it while her hubby/boy toy naps

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303457
Tanukis open better lemonade stands! Look at this cutie and tell me you wouldn't buy a glass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303452
n-no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303468
I'd buy from both, I love me some lemonade

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303454
If that hellhound was in heat things would be a lot of fun though. She wouldn't even mind the bulge forming on her stomach everytime she dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your monster waifu change your body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303463
But running only makes her more aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303491
Ask the Night Gaunt/Atlach Nacha crowd

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303467
>rubbing it against her cheek with a happy smile on her face
That's oddly adorable.
>>18303476
This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303491
Depends on the changes. I'd do some myself if I had magic.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tjdswqGGVg

Music monsters will never understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303468
If I buy some will she let me touch her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303499
Well not that extreme. Just make you more muscular, chubbier, shorter, taller etc etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303491
>And it can vibrate!
t. Gremlin-fu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303491
Depends.
I will not go shorter/chubbier/younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303512
She's too young for that! You might want to try her CC onee-san though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303468
Yuki-Onnas serve you a nice cool cup of lemonade.
Tanukis do the same but with buy 7 get 1 free, loyalty programs and other unnecessary marketing schemes. I bet they even hand draw flyers to promote their stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303520
She's looks old enough for lots of things anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Salamanders are great
I want to fight them and their lizardwomen cousins

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303529
Anon please, she's just rying to make some honest money. Don't buy her like a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303534
Same.
Be they oppai lolis, just plain oppai, strongfat, or super buff, I'd love to fight them.>>18303534

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303521
>>18303529
That lemonade stand raccoon looks hardly 12! She barely understands how profit is calculated, she's not going to pull out all the stops. Her parents wouldn't make her do it either if they know what's good for their daughter. Nor is she old enough for tail-touching!

>>18303534
Challenge accepted.

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>>18303534
where her vageen? I see bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303538
There's no such thing as honest money anon, I'm trying to teach her good life lessons about the world and supply and demand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303534
Agreed. Fighting a salamander and breaking a sweat would be too much fun, especially if both of you could learn a few tricks while doing it.
I however would adore fighting their winged cousins though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303520
I bet that she'd freak and fluster if some random little boy ran up and hugged her tail because of how fluffy it looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303534
I still like the idea of using shed scales for weapon decorations

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303534
I want to eat off of a Salamander!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303587
I wonder if the taste of the salamandar's sweat helps to season the meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303587
Best Grill

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303587
I want to eat food off her directly without chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303534
I want to fight a pear-shaped salamander loli and watch her stumble into suggestive poses like it was a queen's blade book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303611
With big fat loli butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303587
>Salamander with a massive rack who uses it as a meat grill
Yes or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303600
Why use salt when you can add a tiny bit of sally sweat and cook it on her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303606
Don't burn your tongue on her or she will have to take responsibility by healing you with french kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303621
If her chest was bit enough, couldn't she just walk around with meat in her cleavage till it was well cooked and ready to eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303628
>"Hey anon, want me to whip out some of my fresh meat?"
>She instantly turns red and starts trying to take it back while you laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303621
>>18303628
She will attract a large following of Wendigos

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303629
>"I just looove big, thick meat being shoved right in my mouth!"
>Anon doesn't know if she's doing it intentionally or not.

[Anonymous No.]

How many maids is too many?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303636
>"Anon loves to savor my meat!"
>All her friends exchange glances while she smugs it up.

>>18303637
Depends.
How many are your daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303637
For maids I don't really think there is a "too many"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303619
Pear-shaped does imply flat chest combined with nice hips, butt and thighs.

>her armor and clothes break off and she falls over
>she's laying on her back/side, panting and covering herself with her hands, small beads of sweat trickling down her brown skin
>she's blushing heavily and her tail is blazing with flames

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303644
>Armor breaking
>She collapses and exposes herself to you, defeated

I want to tease her a bit while she's down

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303642
What happens when she asks Anon for some of his meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303628
>She stays fit and keeps toned abs while munching on fatty meats constantly
>That's because she literally burns off all the calories and eats solely for the fun it
What a meat lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303650
Anon grabs his hot sausage and puts it on her grill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303443
>grand muscular dragon friend pays her a visit and lets the chubby one take her collection of Holly Stein's works in return for the fitness books
Dragons may vary but they can always find common ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303666
Yep.
I'd love to see how many gains that muscled one, probably a red, can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303653
Well the fat does go to certain places.
>>18303664
I bet she finds it to be prime quality meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303673
Oh she does. Everytime she can snack on it she does and it's so juicy and thick that it makes her fire even more wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303683
I'm sure she starts drooling uncontrollably every time she looks on Anon's succulent meat.

I love double entendres. Wonderland girls would love them too I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303691
That she does. It's so good that she can't help but have seconds and thirds, filling herself up until she can't have anymore of anon's tasty meat.

Every girl would love it. It's a lewd way of flirting without being so foward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303637
Four is too many, and five is right out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smell a Selkie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303587
I want to eat out a Salamander!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303712
Four is the perfect number though. 3 maids and 1 head maid who keeps the younger, less experienced girls in line with harsh discipline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303709
She does love gobbling down all that meat, she'd try and fit it all into her mouth at once.

I'd love a Hatter to fluster me with double entendres.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303637
I would love to have an entire team of maids of all different MGs!
Especially if I can have that stern Kikimora Head Maid regulating everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303735
Careful, they are spicy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303744
Not as spicy as Habanero Alarune.

[Anonymous No.]

Ahh, maids. The eternal topic. I have seen the end of threads, and years from now men will say, here began the rise of maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303649
Beating a little girl in a duel in a humiliating way might seem unfair, but the Salamander knew what would happen and challenged you looking for that result anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303786
Yep.
Would pin her down, grope that rear a bit and get her moaning, whining, and begging for it just to tell her to get strong and come back later.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the Lich counting calories? All of it goes to her breasts anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18302787
>My momster
>Dressing like such a slut
I'm confused, are we literally in the bedroom as we discuss this? Because that's the only place an outfit like that belongs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303785
Let it be known that ALL maids are created equal. Some are born with the gift, others are trained in these hallowed arts, but one thing remains certain: their love for their masters/husbands makes them the epitome of a good maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303048
And this is how you get cupcake pic spam. For research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303798
It's a min/maxing of nutritional value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303785
This really makes me want both a Kiki and a Shog who are best friends as comaids/cowives

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303798
Hey, some goes to he ass!
Not all of it goes there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303437
>Life married to a hellwan
>She's big and strong, and has this overriding need to appear adult and composed
>Because you're always having to tug her away by the paw every time you pass a butcher or a family having a barbecue at the local park
>And her instincts embarass her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303785
Maids are for flipping up their skirt, and shoving your cock up their ass while they work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303798
She's picking food that will result in the best possible taste for when her husband eats her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303819
Cowmaids and cowwives are good.
Even when they aren't cows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303822
>you will never bribe your Hellhound waifu to help you with the yard work with some beef jerky

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303785
What would shogs even choose to smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303827
That they are.

>>18303819
Would be nice if they were also Kiki and Shog foster sisters growing up together at the orphan maid academy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303839
>beef jerky
As in she's going to jerk your beef

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303798
>Wight eats all the sweets and fatty foods she wants
>It all goes nicely to her thighs which adds to her classy charm
>Lich deviates from her usual diet from one day
>She gains half a breast size cup making her look an undead cow
This is why she is so serious about it, don't listen to Wight-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303855
I'm with wight-sama here, Lich-san should go all out and splurge today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303842
Your favourite smell. By default, they'd probably choose a pleasant scent like pine or some standard fruit-y aroma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303738
It would be a stretch but I'm sure she'd be able to hold it all in, playing with it in her mouth by moving and squeezing a bit. That sally really loves anon's meat.

My waifu is a dragon anon. Do you know how much she'd talk about my treasures and how much she wants to polish it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303873
I believe Foxes smell like fried tofu.

While Cheshires smell like lavender

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303534
Real men fight elder dragons and come out the victor

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303839
>You'll never lay her on the kitchen bench, slap stakes over her abs, a thick sausage between her tits and bacon over her nipples
>You'll never eat her out 'till the sausage is cooked and the steaks medium rare

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>>18303873
I want to know ow how she goes about determining what's best. If she just asked she'd probably end up smelling like sandalwood or jasmine and a hint of musk, but can she do better? I'm not even sure what the best smell would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303891
Don't forget the hidden eggs hard-boiling in her pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303881
Does a Wock's pink breath smell like strawberry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303867
First, convince her to go all out
Second, buy her a cow outfit
Third, make her wear it at the next high undead gathering

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303886
Go away ant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303899
Chocolate-dipped strawberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303902
Anon, I would pay for both of those, although that 'cow outfit' would just be a more open chested dress and cloak combo that 'may' have a black and white color scheme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303898
>ywn have a salamander lay an egg every breakfast for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303891
Why is the notion of cooking on your waifu so goddamn sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303785
Not with that shit art

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303910
>See Salamander Flatmate come out of a room sweating heavily, with a towel around her neck and a water bottle in hand.
>Ask her if she's been working out.
>"Na, just finished making breakfast."
>Enter the kitchen to see a large hard boiled egg on the kitchen bench.
>"Help yourself!"

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303899
The perfume department.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303920
I don’t see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303925
This seems like one of those cultural marriage proposals. Did I beat her in arm arm wrestling contest recently or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303899
I wonder if they taste like it too. Makes me want to kiss a wock so hard she starts letting her breath out.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't call rat girls dirty
https://i.imgur.com/4uSv2kw.gifv

[Anonymous No.]

are you against seeing monstergirls duking it out with each other (possibly fighting over a guy)
or is that too violent for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303934
Wasn't latenight's best anatomy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303940
I get the feeling that would only really happen between two girls of fighty species, in which case they’re probably into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18301931
That is where the text is from actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303920
Show me on the doll where uncle latnight douched you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303942
You’re going to have to substantiate that ‘cause I’m not seeing anything egregious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303939
As cute as that is, I'm still relieved that there are no ratgirls where I live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303940
>Start two-timing with a dragon and gryphon
Does this make me a bad person and will Eros curse me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303961
Not that you know of

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303793
I'd tell her she's off the hook this time but she knows what will happen if she comes back and loses again. She'd be back the next day

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303963
If you aren’t keeping both for good, Eros is going to smite the dickens out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303927
>The smell is just too much for Anon and he passes out
>Wock carries him to her home

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303963
>Two timing
You deserve the curse but if you don't worship eros she won't curse you. You still don't deserve either though, dragons are the most precious of things and deserve all the love and affection one can get. Sharing your dragon is like telling her she's an okay treasure and because you are fucking someone else she won't get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303939
>no rat girl will ever go out of her way to buy pretentious fashion magazines and watch fashion tutorials online to impress you and convince you she's no trailer trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303940
As long as one doesn't literally tear the other in half I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303967
Oh I know for sure. Alberta is the largest inhabited rat-free region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303940
If by duking it out you mean whoever finds the most stimulating area's wins, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303940
Profile soldier beetles fight over men, but its less "who gets him" and more "fucking order"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303940
I would watch baphomets headbutt each other for dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303963
>Start two-timing with a dragon and griffon
Why? To a griffon you're nothing but a thief, to a dragon you are a treasure.
>>18303940
As long as neither of them are actually hurt or seriously injured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303996
This makes me wonder: if a bap go and a satyros get into a drunken headbutting contest, who wins? It's been established that bap hosts have the strength advantage by a wide margin, but satyros still have way more mass. Let's ignore how hard it would be for their heads to touch, say the loli is on a platform or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303999
Well, you’re a thief only before the Griffon takes a liking to you, and you’re a goddamn nobody to a Dragon before they like you.
In the end, they both change priorities.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is playing pokemon in his room as his momster watches TV
>Ad for new drug comes on
>"Ovulaid, ready to send your ovaries into ovardrive! Guarantees 10-24 babies depending on species. Please consult included manual to prevent overdosis."
>Anon just got a legendary on red health and is ready to start throwing balls
>Momster bursts through the door holding a pill bottle
>pic is momsters face

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303919
Your woman can't be out of the kitchen if she IS the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304004
They’d probably have to settle their differences some other way, since the Baphomet would inevitably be delivering crotch shots instead of headbutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303996
https://youtu.be/pbZ3y5h8ApA

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304007
I wanna give these pills to my mouse neighbors and tell them to go wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304007
Terrified but aroused.
Hopefully she does the recommended dosage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304015
>Anons house in 9 months
https://youtu.be/zWVw-j8eYSk

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304007

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304007
I cannot tell if he is a lucky or poor bastard, either way biological clocks are stronger than 'pure' love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304007
>Cheshire momster
>This
There's going to be a few litters worth of cheshires snuggling up to anon onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304015
This is one of those situations where you just kind of slip them into food. I'm kind of tempted to combine this with the idea from ages ago about the lamia hibernating in your basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304029
Do monsters even have a biological clock? Unlike human women, I doubt they have to deal with decreased fertility and increased risk of birth defects as they get older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18303940
I’d still want to see Beta Fish girls duke it out over a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304029
I don't think monsters really "expire" in that sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304037
>>18304041
I mean biological clock as in "Jesus i am old i need children", i don't think monsters would get infertile at all.
Also who wouldn't want a baby crazy monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304007
Good thing I’ve got my 3DS already hooked up into the wall.
So I’ll just throw it on standby mode and tend to my momster for a couple of days until her medicine wears off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304047
Oh, true.
Though with monsters they probably start out as crazy and then progress into crazy-er.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304034
I don't know, for me at least I like it when the girl knows about any drug/medicine usage. That, or if she's the only whose drugging the guy without him knowing. Also, I think in this case mouse and lamia both, it'd be hot if they just downed a bottles worth right in front of you without breaking eye contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304053
>Though with monsters they probably start out as crazy and then progress into crazy-er.
So the older they are the crazier? This is why old monster hags are so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304041
Monstergirls age like wine; they only grow more pleasing the older they get. But, if they go too long without being "drank" then they become sour like vinegar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304057
>just downed a bottles worth right in front of you without breaking eye contact.
It like being tied to railroad tracks and you can hear the Rape Train's horn in the distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304041
Every time I see this fox I want a salamander that age.
>eyepatch
>few scars here and there
>walks with a cane due to a lifetime of battlefield injuries
>still has a wide grin and a hearty laugh that makes you feel at ease
>may not be the fighter she used to be but could still kick your ass with her cane if it came down to it
Would gladly have comfy sex by the fireplace with a salamander like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304057
I'd rather do the inverse, with me downing a bottle of fertility enhancer when she's in her mating season.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets go treasure hunting

[Anonymous No.]

I have ejaculated seven times in ten hours.
This feels like something my waifu would enjoy if she were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304140
>This arouses the succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304140
I've been doing it 4-5 times a day, though i'm not sure if that is even near enough to satisfy a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304033
Cheshire Momsters are the kind that try to stay hip and cool, keeping up with all the latest memes.

That's the worst part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304131
But I already found you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304154
They'd try the clothing memes.
She'd try a virgin killer sweater and other things like that despite it being too small for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304131
I want to pull a Griffon's ahoge

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304151
Let alone any waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18304161
But if it comes off they turn into the anti-griffon!

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>>18304174
Ushi-Oni are skillful hunters that can adapt to any environment or season!

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>>18304180
It helps they come in many shapes and sizes.

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>>18304151
Don't worry anon, with mamono mana you'd easily get to double digits and your dragon would be a happy lizard.

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What kind of shop would your favorite Monster Girl run?

And more importantly, what theme music would it have?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yZNgsOpgW4

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>>18304065
That allegory doesn't quite fit. Because the unaged monstergirls are delicious.

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>>18304212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLvVryt1fLQ

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>>18304212
A gun shop with this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FYsFxxgnoA

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>>18304212
>>18296411
Bed and breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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>>18304259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA
fug

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>>18303939
>>18303974
I want a gyaru rat girl who takes serious offense whenever someone questions her hygiene

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>>18304254
Who runs this store? A bright-eyed little Tanuki?

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>>18304259
I'd bring her breakfast in bed.

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>>18304212
I feel like a Dragon might run a casino or a museum. Not sure about the theme though.

I'd like to have a restaurant or potion shop though.

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>>18303996
2 Baphomets each wielding oversized scythes and capable of casting very powerful magic spells who restrain themselves to mere headbutting for dominance sounds weirdly accurate. It's a cuter way to fight more befitting of the perfect imoutos they aim to be.

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>>18304250
So is grape juice.

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>>18304212
Everlasting ice jewellery store

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiww3ZCA3j8

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>>18304269
>CC Echidna orders breakfast to be brought to her room.
>Have to defeat all her Monster Girl daughters just to get there.

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>>18304212
I could see her running either a farmer's market or a bakery, regardless of which she went for I'd support her fully.

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[Anonymous No.]

A popular tavern and inn!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw0DnxTylOM

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>>18304212
An inn, most likely. More Eastern influence than something like >>18304333 though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYEWvfVvhmY

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>>18304333
Meaty milk maids are for over the counter boning.

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>>18304333
Gee, I wonder why it's popular?

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>>18304305
I want to fight some monsters. Why does the idea of dueling with them seems as interesting as sex?

Eh, I guess it's just because I'd like to see the different styles of monsters and how they use their parts for battles with the addition of magic.

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>>18304257
>Gun's

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>>18304346
A quiet Zipangese Inn run by Foxes in kimono sounds nice.

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>>18304358
Jesus fuck, I just saw that, now it's going to bother me.

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>>18304359
Not to mention that their cooking is divine.

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>>18304355
good beer

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>>18304212
I've been having this idea of convincing an Atlach-Nacha to open up a shop where she'd sell outrageous panties for lolis
She'd only have a dozen or so items on sale at a time, but they'd all be crafted with the utmost lewdness in mind

Something like the first 25 seconds of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnmvBPNKS-A