/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42873311
Yes yes yes
It's funny actually I'm pretty submissive but I do want to Dom sometimes, and being able to turn into a goo tentacle monster would be nice for that at least on occasion. I really am flayer bait man

>>42766779
You don't escape, just accept your place for your wife

>>42729794
>yo!

>>39268229
It's just the right blend of MGE lewd with that LN comfy that I'd just have a blast living.

>>39268237
Nah, anon. I heard that if you stuck around past midnight you'd see something cool happen to the statue! Also maybe it's best to call her by the little name engraved on the plaque, would be rude not to.

'sup homeboy? I'll treat you real nice if you buy me Crash 4...

'sup dude?

>>20930040
They are actually delinquents who clean the streets.

>>20320512
Soft but not TOO soft.

>>19900983
A delinquent gang of maid-type monsters, cleaning up the streets but taking no lip!
The Shog mastermind, able to appear old enough to buy booze and cigarettes!
The Kikimora transfer student, ready to show you how they throw down in the old country!
The Automaton muscle. You better not mess with her, or you'll find yourself zapped!

>>19156632
I absolutely love the idea of getting used to it.

>>19050778
If you can't bear a dom Hellhound get yourself a Kobold. But that's all for me; I've got a kitchen to clean since I don't have a Shog.

>>18825760
You're in the wrong neighborhood, silly mistah.

>>18786472
I actually have both of those problems figured out.
To get a Shog all you have to do is desire one strongly enough, and your perfect Shog will find her way to (You)
Then after a long life of love and laughter, us two can finally become one and shrug off your flimsy "time" concept.

>>18566612
Biking, fishing, hiking, sailing, and sports. She's a real outdoorsy tomboy type.
She's a terrible meido, unlike her mother.

>>18334129
Latenight has cracked the sexy/cute/beautiful pyramid. Get a good look at this because this is a Shog in peak physical form. Best and cutest Shoggy by far.
She looks like trouble though, which makes me think she might be this Shog.

>>18295160
She has a friend now!

A rebellious Shog daughteru, far better suited for tagging buildings, than cleaning them.