/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>It's anons 18th birthday
>Anon has a great time playing a new game he got.
>Later that evening Anon's chubby momster tells him to save his game and come to her room to have a talk
>Anon comes into her room, but she's not there.
>Hears door lock behind him.
>She was hiding behind the door
>She pulls out a bottle of ovulation pills
>Chugs the entire thing
>Heart pupils are activated

>Anon is playing pokemon in his room as his momster watches TV
>Ad for new drug comes on
>"Ovulaid, ready to send your ovaries into ovardrive! Guarantees 10-24 babies depending on species. Please consult included manual to prevent overdosis."
>Anon just got a legendary on red health and is ready to start throwing balls
>Momster bursts through the door holding a pill bottle
>pic is momsters face