/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You belong in a garbage can.

>>45527704
The Devil Bug sultan conquered that.

La Cukaracha needs some Raid.

>be me
>getting some good fast food from kanabo burger in MGC
>nice oni service wave bye at me as I leave
>suddenly I smell something AWFUL and hear this buzzing as I'm going to my car
>Devil Bug emerges from behind the restaurant, specifically the alley behind it full of rancid dumpsters
>she must have been diving in garbage as bugs do
>"Heyyyy cutie~" she says
>recoil instantly away from her like I've seen a ghost
>"You're not greedy like most humans, right? How about share some of that delicious beer burger with me like a gentleman? I'm starved!"
>shake my head no
>she starts laughing and I see a purple glow in her eyes
>"That's the way it's gonna be then, hmm? Fine, then I'll just have to change your mind by finding you and raping you, no matter where you run! Guess what, hot stuff? I just mana marked you! NOW YOU'RE MINE!"
>jump into my car and floor it mindless of whether I get a speeding ticket or not
>fucking Devil Bug pointing and laughing at me as I leave, I swear you can see the green stink lines rising off of her
>she's fucking disgusting and filthy
>now I'm mana marked by her
>no matter where I go, no matter where I flee, no matter how far I run and no matter what I do to fight back I'm basically destined to get raped by her now, she'll find me and get me
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS GOD?!?! I DONT WANT THAT THING TO BE MY SOUL MATE!
SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEE

>When Turkish mamono invade your home

>>42625010
Here's what happened, it's more Creepshow than Joe's Apartment though.

https://pastebin.com/pf9cbJ0V

>>41343636
KC I think did once mention that races like devil bugs and large mice are the most numerous overall (obviously in some places they'd be rare or absent), and both of them are harem formers by default.

>>40747243
You will drink the bug milk.

>Tfw no Turkish girlfriend

>>40508682
>Too monster like
How the fuck is weird gloves and boots "too monster like"?

>>40305157
>>40305218
I sometimes get devil bugs crawling through the drain in my bathroom.

>>38234312
They eat, they sleep, they fuck. Not necessarily in that order or one at a time.

Portal-anon here, I can get you one of the following:
>One white snake
>Twin milk cows
>Single-use teleportation device into a devil bug nest

Free of charge, which one you want?

>>35666125
>anything other than get claimed by hellhounds, amazons, and dark elfs
Most people here would get claimed by mundane, low-level monsters like: large mice, devil bugs, zombies, hornets, etc.

Very few anons here would even be lucky enough to land a minotaur, werecat, or some other mid-level girl. And there'd probably only be one or two that land a high-level girl.

Did someone say garbage?

>>34553110

THE HORDE... IT APPROACHES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAE2DixRTHc

>>24372748
The books and profiles have discussed incest a number of times. Basically it is rare for most types of monsters, but at the same time it's considered perfectly acceptable when it does happen.

On the other hand, for certain monster species, incest is very common (devil bugs for instance).

>>23378880
>>23378805
I'm imagining an Iron Man III type scenario where the chittering horde is raiding the town and hissing about "Forrrr tttthe Ssssswarmfather~", everyone thinks he's some sort of dark necromancer mastermind or other who's learned to control the devil bugs.
Adventuring parties are formed, attack, battle their way against the bug hordes, cleave their way into the mountain lair...
And in the end Swarmfather is literally just their dad, some poor sap who's been kidnapped and fed succubus nostrum until his balls are like cantaloupes, held captive in a dark bug-filled pit and constantly incest-raped by chitinous roaches, forced to breed and grow the swarm 24/7.
tfw that will never be you, why even live

>>21742123
>What are the real big draws for those types that human girls don't have the parts for?

Not him, but full body hugs are to many a big draw of lamias, girls with large wings (wing hugs) and such. Octopus/squid arms have the appeal of the suction cups repteatedly kissing you all over your body while wrapping you up.

And fluffy girls are, of course, fluffy.

>>21742123
>See, now I have to bring up the simpler girls, who I don't think get enough love. I'm kind of doubting the self control in those cases. They especially don't seem to fit in with going shopping and such. It always seemed like such a unfortunate gap. Say devil bugs, slimes or zombies. Devil bugs don't even have an evolve button unlike the other two. Also, do skeletons get an upgrade or what?

Undead in general get smarter the more they have sex, until they reach human level intelligence. And even before that, being fed tends to make them more placid and agreeable.

As for devil bugs, they indeed may be troublesome to take out in public. But chances are they are not as animalistic and uncontrolled as the Wandering Scholar described (though admittedly, unlike most other monsters they have not been mentioned in the various more civilized descriptions in the world guides either).

>>20472799
Don't be so disrespectful of their culture.

>After years of defection and defeats the order finally crumbles.
>Humanity is enslaved
>Over time the population of human females dwindles to extinction, while the mamano population swells out of control.
>Human males are in short supply and mamano city states are forced to act as the number of lonely, desperate women begin rallying, demanding dick.
>This leads to entire wars being fought over tiny handfulls of males that are distributed to the highest bidder or otherwise snapped up by corrupt politicians.
>Eventually this develops into full scale nuclear war.
>In just under 2 hours the world is completely obliterated.
>What humans managed to survive die out from things like starvation and dehydration, or just flat out succumb to radiation poisoning as they are forced to search the wasteland for sustenance.
>Despite all of this, the only thing to survive was the Devil Bugs.
>Unable to breed amongst themselves their population slowly dies off until they come across an old journal that managed to survive the nuclear holocaust.
>It details plans for a cross-dimensional gateway, allowing for exploration of new worlds.
>After 10-20 years of construction and experimentation they finally get it to work.
>The portals open and anons gather to finally meet their waifus only to be horrified as hordes of desperate CC devil bugs swarm the Earth.
>Due to sheer numbers they overwhelm the combined military might of the UN in a matter of weeks if not days.
>Careful breeding programs reduce human women to breeding machines meant to produce more males for the cock-hungry roach horde.
>The men are reduced to cum pumps, forced to copulate again and again, even with their own daughters.
>The devil bug swarm spreads across the multiverse claiming everything for themselves.

Remember Anon, only you can stop this horrible nightmare from becoming reality.

Join the paladin core today!

>>20179248
Must be all the incest