/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20858786
Smaller bed, so your small girl has to cuddle up with you!

>>20738683
True, it helps that you'd be deeply in love with each of your girls and that they wouldn't 'graduate' in four years after marrying you or anything like that.

>>20738676
>>20738682

Now REAL skill is being able to identify your wives by pussy or blowjob. Or being able to go for a week straight on a massive orgy to satisfy each and every one of your girls consecutively.

>>19408200
Sounds like the dream anon. Thanks for the nice lewd mouse talk!

>>18994176
No! Mice deserve to be pampered and spoiled and turned into meek housewives that give birth to a school's worth of daughters for you, and then they all eventually give birth to another school's worth of your children!

>>18300053
>"Hehe~ Hubby, that's ok!"
>"We're gonna practice every day, so don't you worry about a thing~"
>"I'll turn you into a breeding machine in no time!"

>>18076694
But Anon, some daughters were just made to be touched!

>>14950798
don't know wtf is original herer take a parody, a dissapointing parody tho, sry