/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

Is your waifu into arts and crafts?

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hurt their feelings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

Social anxiety?

Luckily it's only a demon silver bayonet

Extreme handholding!

Karaoke with monster girls

>>22160984

>>22160999
>Breaken Za laaaaaw, breaken za woooorld

>>22160967
That they are.

>>22161014
pixiv.net/en/artworks/77031768
Wish I had a possessive and jealous loup-garou

>>22161014
I want a wolfu.

TOUCH FLUFFY SNEK

>an extremely rare sighting of the legendary mofu squid in its natural habitat

>>22160967
maids are OLIVE

>>22161077
I'd rather touch the fluffy fox.

>>22161014
I want older mgs ranting about the younger generation of mgs.

>>22161120
Cursed image.

>>22161120
is there a pun here?

>>22161143
olev
olive

Wikifag here, everything's up on the enty section of the archive, enjoy.

>>22161120
Son of a. Took me a second.
>>22161161
Thanks for the update.

>>22161161
Thank you!

Dorfs are known to be very fashionable despite their potato.

You should marry one.

>>22161217
I prefer my shorties to be a little more padded.

https://imgur.com/a/Q29hNs5
Got draws of Hobgoblin and Kobold wives from Vada the other day. He really hit the perfect balance of adorable and lewd for both of them.

>>22161241
What a magical place.

>>22161265
Cute wives anon.

>>22161277
Hobs and gobs are cute!

>>22160984

>>22161277
Thanks man.
>>22161285
They're highly underappreciated. They're wonderful girls.

>>22161287
What kind of music would a wight like?

>>22161319
That Wight knows how to blend in a modern city so probably whatever's popular

>>22161022
toki wo tomare

>>22159945
>Dark Priest
I can only hope she’s there to lead me to my wedding to another girl. I never found the nun thing attractive.

I love Hellhounds!

>>22161322
I see a "modern" wight as being the type to prefer popular 70s to early 90s songs over stuff that could truly be called modern.
She's probably singing something by Abba, Queen or The Beatles.

If you have a White Horn waifu, DO NOT OPEN

>>22161241
But potatoes are super soft anon.

>>22161353
If you have a crow tengu waifu, DO NOT OPEN

>>22161370
I opened this, delete it now.

>>22161297
That they are.
Granted, my goblins would need some meat on their backsides while the hobgob covers the chest

At what age do sandworms become too big to fit in their mother's shell?

>>22161353
I don't get it.

>>22161336
Damn that looks comfy. I want to a big greedy hellhound to hold me tight against her body while we stay the night at winter town.

hold on, I'm about to tie up and spank a certain turtle

>>22161341
Imagine walking into a Wight practicing her singing. She'd drain you until you came everywhere.

>>22161241
nothing better than driving a shortstack through the bed.

>>22161336
I want Hellhounds kissing my nipples

Left or right?

>>22161438
Death.

>>22161418
>tfw you'll never feel safe and protected in a big strong wan's muscular arms
it hurts

>>22161443
Death?

>>22161370
Asserting dominance with T-posing is too easy.

>>22161448
Undeath.

>>22161451
this would not have stopped me.

Big, tomboy minos with massilve milkers that need it like their holst cousins.

>>22161447
>a musclewan will never call you cute.

>>22161370
If you have a Hellhound waifu, DO NOT OPEN

Join the Horsepussy Kingdom!

>>22161484
Funny thing is that's basically the Demon Lord's plan.
> If the demon lord's power continues to increase at this rate, eventually she'll be able to completely overwrite and establish the monster girls' settings. If it occurs, then incubi will end up also being born from monster girls. Human men and monster girls will seek one another, and then it can lead to the rebirth of a new human race.

>>22161451

>>22161469
>Flip onto your stomach
>Grind against the ground
Too easy.

What do you call this hair/fur color

>>22161541
GUILTY

>>22161541
Cute.

>>22161484
>kumihosung
It's the little touches.

>>22161562
Will they eat my liver if I buy from them?

>>22161541
Oero.

>>22161217
I like my potatoes in all shapes but in small sizes

>>22161417
same

>>22161417
>>22161640
That bamboo thing is meant to scare away deer.

>>22161541
skunk

>>22161541
biracial

I want all the unmarried lolis to sit on my face!
Form a line please

Cheshire Jinko when?

>>22161702
After Hellshire.

>>22161700
This, but with lolibabas. I guess I'll go work for Shiro

>>22161702
what kind of jokes does she make?

>>22161762
Bodybuilding jokes.

>>22161762
The joke is any thought of getting away

>told myself I was going to finally set up a commission this weekend
>it is now sunday afternoon
M-maybe next week.

>>22161787
They're still weak to the secret technique.

>>22161804

What's your waifu's favorite video game?

>>22161700

>>22161854
Hearts of Iron 4 or Co-op enter the gungeon

>>22161854
Civ games.

And weeb games because she loves to cosplay.

>>22161905
That lich looks like she's been sunbathing.

>>22161943
She rented a private beach, so shes gotta use it!

>>22161854
VRchat

i'll get two wives. one to impregnate thoroughly and one to fuck while the other is pregnant because my incubus dick needs to be inside a monster somehow

>>22161943
>>22161947
What affect would the sun even have on her?

>>22161957
I don't know, that's why I haven't commissioned a gyaru picture of my wife yet.

Fuck foxes.

>>22161934
How does your wife respond when you people start demanding whales or get converted to Boat Mormonism?

>>22161978
She imports whales and gets herself the biggest boat she can.

>>22161968
That bunny has some nice hips and thighs.

>>22161978
>Not the a member of Denouncing Venice.
I knew terrible tastes posted here, but holy shit.

>>22161968
Fishnet looks fantastic on monster girls, we need more art of it.

i want to encourage anons to say hi to the nice turtles!

>>22162034
At least he’s not a dirty Yoloist

>>22161997
when i look at a monster's back, i think of pregnancy. is that normal?

>>22162051
I have the same problem except when I look at any part of a monster.

>>22161997
What’s the use of those boats once the world congress has banned crabs?

>>22161561
I love Katt!

>>22162059
when you look at a strand of hair from your waifu, you think of pregnancy?

>>22162043
I want to say hi to all the monster girls

>>22162059

>>22162083
i think of pregnancy when my wife is all about being a hairy smug princess

>>22162095
w-what's going on here

>>22161968
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH I'M GONNA COOM

>>22162067
She rejects such notions and welcomes the Cancers and their husbands with open arms.

>>22162111
He made them all pregnant and now wants him to take responsibility

>>22162111
Procreation.

>>22162111
Knowing where you belong

>>22162103
Just how smug can a monster get when she finds out she's having triplets?

Lich-san using her immense magical prowess to get a bigger bust!

>>22162141
Excellent.

>>22162103
that kej looks like she's from the moon

>>22162169
My wife is very accepting of all people.

>>22162159
I'll cast a counterspell so most of her mana is converted into milk! She can be my mana dispenser.

>>22162169
looks like a shampoo commercial

>>22162209
>Counterspell
>Implying that won't just shift it all to her ass and hips instead.

She's not going to be very happy that you messed with her magic.

>>22162169
i bet there's a trend following in among cancers where they're breaking into single human men's homes and walk in on them showering, scrubbing their backs by surprise.

>>22162216
and the man's not consenting to appeal to monsters watching the commercial!

>>22162216
>shampoo commercial
Wouldn't that be something a kej would do?

>>22162170
she's actually kaguya-hime because she wants to be considered a monster girl for a long time!

>>22162248
shampoo is for cleansing hair, cancer is good for that

>>22162239
Clearly this needs to be stopped.

>>22162306
i agree, they might consider scrubbing other places that would be deemed provocative for a female to scrub a guy on.

Chameleon girl in MGE when

>Camoflaging herself to get close to you
>Suddenly kisses you while plunging her long tongue deep into your throat out of nowhere

>>22162169
>Lada-dee Lada-doo Lada-dum

>>22162327
Chameleons usually change colors depending on their mood instead of camouflage.
>Chameleon girl who always has her poker face on
>You can still easily tell when you get her happy and excited when she changes color

i want a succubus sister (related) to have a forbidden union with, to complete her dark ritual

>>22162239
Certainly not the worst thing to be startled by in the shower.

>>22162375
That's a weird way to say you'll help her with her math homework.

Hakus in maid outfits.

>>22162420
Extra busty hakus in maid outfits.

>>22162432
Extra busty hakus blushing in maid outfits.

>>22162438
>I can recite the entire history of the great dragon clans and yet I'm here as a maid.

>>22162420
They would clean your mind.

>>22162490
>>22162490
>mind
https://exhentai.org/s/3faf6b5afd/1191727-4

>>22162438
Extra busty shortstack hakus blushing in maid outfits

>>22162554
All the knowledge, all the chest, none of the height.

Girl thinking you're attractive sounds really hot, her breathing heavily and salivating while admiring your body.

>>22162658
It’s weird to think about being desired by someone.

>>22162666
It's not that strange when you get used to it.

>>22162420
Hakus in bunnysuits.

>>22162762
nope, cant reconcille the thought
maybe thats way i gravitate towards stuff like monmusu quest or succubus prison.

>>22162775
>spoiler

>>22161217
>>22161360
This may be my Irish ancestry speaking but seeing Arulumaya fills me with a great, terrible, and ravenous hunger.

>>22162808
How does this make you feel?
Let us play as the abyssals already Tanaka

>>22162822
Ambivalent.

Nyaha

>>22162843
Two pussies?!

>>22162843

>>22162854
lmao 2cat

Which Bapho would adjust to our world the easiest?

>>22162854

>>22162871
It's already getting out of control.

>>22162822
>no hips
>no tits
Is that a little boy?

>>22162878
Probably Greilia.

>>22162923
No, it's a company being shitheads and refusing to fire a terrible artist because he's friends with the guy at the top.

>>22162950
>Just noticed the little toxin things in her scythe
She probably debuffs with paralyzing toxins

>>22162963
What happened to Do No Harm?

>>22162967
Doesn't hurt, just keeps them from moving so they can be 'cared for' later.

>>22162967
Sedation is usually a good idea when it comes to things like surgery.

What kind of outfit is this?

handjobs from a nurarihyon

>>22162950
She doesn't seem very flexible. Ropu and momonika can probably lift their legs above their head while runya and grelia would struggle to touch the tips of their hooves.

>>22162997
What about them?

>>22162963
It's probably medication; the Witch has one on her staff too.

>>22163010
best way to get molested in bed

>>22163021
I don't believe one delivers medicine via staff though.

>>22163022
Says you.

>>22162996
A suggestive one

>>22163035
It's not that dissimilar to an IV pole.

>>22163035
You can when magic is involved.

>>22163035
Don’t you remember the medieval doctor’s pimp cane?

>>22163035
Wanna bet?
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HealingShiv

Stop and smell the roses.

>>22163047
>>22163048
>>22163067
I don't think that stapping someone/smacking them with a stick is healing.

>>22163075
Anon, no.
Don't stab people to heal them....unless they've got a collapsed lung.

>>22163122
It's mamono mana, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>22163122
I didn't suggest such.

>>22163122
What about firing a syringe at them from long distance using a crossbow?

>>22163197
You and your old lady cupids.

Ushis are good girls.

>>22163203
If an anon stole a cupid's arrows and went off doing non-sanctioned partner matching what would his punishment be?

>>22163222
Fixing every relationship he messed up, by hand, without magic.

Nah, I'd fire a cupid arrow at a Hellhound and then have her pounce me and fuck me hardcore until my balls are dry and her belly is cumflated.

what meat would holstaurs be okay with eating?

>>22163277
Do you even need an arrow for that

>>22163282
Anon's wiener meat!

>>22163282
>Lewd mooing

>>22163282
They'd probably be OK with beef.

>>22163222
>>22163235
>dom-dom couple
>sub-sub couple
Anon really done fucked up.

>>22163331
Dom-dom could work, albeit a dysfunctional relationship.
Sub-sub gets a little strange when two tied up people are inchworming towards each other.

which species is the neopolitan of monsters?

What sort of monsters (other than mindflayers and any others that directly mess with peoples' minds) would work best as therapists? Physical, psychological, emotional, any kind of therapy.

What kinds of monsters would work worst as therapists?

I want to dress a dark priest in a skintight latex suit, down a bottle of tentacle potion, and fuck her through the suit like that latex nun by Rindou.

>>22163350
I don’t listen to that kind of music.

>>22163352
Unicorn
Manticore

>>22163222
>>22163331
>>22163345
Well, the good news is that even if you pick awkward targets, the way that Eros' arrows work prevents things from truly going sour.
The arrows of love do not create feelings out of nowhere, they amplify that which was already there but faint or ignored.
On the other hand, the black arrows cause someone to desperately desire love and notice that which is directed at them. It's the icebreaker, really.

>>22163350
my waifu. she has the fruity sweetness of a baphomet, a vanilla fetish of a manticore, and the chocolate racial ethnicity of a hellhound

>>22163352
Ushi are great at exposure therapy.

>>22162967
Do No Harm has an implied Net between No and Harm. Kill like 20 people? Cool, patch up the survivors and go save a village from starvation. That's like 20 Harm, -5 Harm, and however many lives in that village you saved negative Harm. Hopefully you come out with a net gain of Harm.
Otherwise, Paramilitary Doctors Without Borders wouldn't be kosher.

https://s1.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/d/image/1569/80/1569809209810.png
Impregnate ryus.

>>22163122
$20 says 5 minutes with a willow switch would cure your negative nellies.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because she's a super buff, super busty oni, doesn't mean she can't be a middle manager of an accounting firm!

>>22163282
Probably any but they shouldn't. Almost purely herbivores that can get all they need from proper grains, veggies, and fruit.
Best bet is oats, quinoa, dark leafy stuff like alfalfa and spinach, garlic, nuts, and seeds so they get the proper amount of vitamins and galactagogues in their diet for milk production.

>>22163470

>>22163481
>Huh, guess she was right about the drywall cracking here.

>>22162658
>Hellhound kisses
God I need that

>>22163490
Whoops, meant for >>22163391

>>22163470
I told her last time I'M middle manager. Her and her sister are left and right managers otherwise it would be an "oni sandwich. We even named the damn place Red, Anon,& Blue. to sell the gag.

>>22163500
How do you get middlemanagers like that to make a joke?
Is your boss a hatter?

>>22161884
Why are all these lolis about to sneeze!?

>>22163506
>hello, mr.asche.
>we realize that when we called you in for this interview that you have literally no qualities required for this management position let alone accounting or basic living but we were made aware your name can be mispronounced as Ass.
>in short, mr.asche, we want to hire you into the Kic, Anchu,& Bablegyum firm so we can complete a joke we've been working on very careful for the past several years and we feel you would be the perfect fit.
>starting salary is $120k with full benefits and a 401k plan that the company will meet half of all contributions up to 20% plus a company car.
>the only thing I feel you should be warned about is that we WILL require you to legally change your first name to Mann for in-office name plaque and legal documentation reasons.
>when do you think you could start?

Two great tastes that go better together.

Where's my pure succubus?

>>22163506
I wish she was.

>>22160968
She likes to look at them and own them but I don't think she has any idea how to make any.

>>22163530
>give sneak arms complete with opposable thumbs
>skies the limit for them now
>wait a minute...
>remove snek arms and make them wings
>too heavy to fly
>can't slither effectively
>had just gotten used to opposable thumbs
You've made the platypus of MG's.

Platypus momstergirl when?
I want my god-was-drunk chimera

>>22160999
>>22161022
>you will never have awesome street brawls with your bring mouse buddy
>you will never fight on the slightest disagreements only to cross counter each other into a draw
>you will never lay on the ground across from her and halfassedly insist you won
>this will never lead to another argument
I wish I wasn't cursed with the lack of tomboys in my life.

>>22163581
That's so silly.

>>22163583
I heard on the radio that tomboys are part of toxic masculinity.

>>22163595
Have you seen those things?
>beaver body
>webbed feet and duck bill
>egg laying mammal
>only known poisonous warm blooded animal
>poison has no cure, but doesn't kill, the worst it can do is long term forced muscle atrophy
The things a true clusterfuck

>>22163621
I called it silly already.

>>22163604
What bastard courts death by telling you this lie?

>>22163631
Feminists, I guess. But nevermind all that, post more rodents of fiery temperaments.

>Finally work up nerve and ask monster girl I've had a crush on since middle school out
>Tries to let me down gently telling me she already has someone
>Rata who overheard quickly starts telling everyone of my rejection
Do I have to sit at the nerd table now?

>>22163658
You were sitting at the nerd table the whole time you jerk off.

>>22163658
Word travels fast. You won't be alone for long.

>>22163643
Not him but I can see how it "makes sense" to them.
Its women idealizing and acting like men and of course men are the problem which means they're promoting, idealizing, and acting like the problem.

>>22163658
Yes, now some huge nerd with a crush on you will try making a move on you.

>>22163604
>I heard on the radio that tomboys are part of toxic masculinity.
I refuse to believe this is real.

>>OP
What are some stories like MGS, but with less edge and death?

Slimes with horns
It's totally wrong but it feels so right.

>>22163705
Not him, but here is an article on the subject
https://www.scarymommy.com/how-tomboy-stereotype-can-be-harmful/

>>22163719
What the fuck.

>>22163730
I told you to nevermind.

Whatever amount of alcohol undead need to get drunk, they've got it.

>>22163748
They've drunk me under the table, where I get a better view of their thighs.

how do i make an orc-elf hybrid daughteru?

>>22163709
>Getting blowjob from slime girl
>About to cum so you grab her handlebars to drag her down to the base
>Instead you pull off her horns
>You both share a laugh about it afterwards

>>22163763
Dial up a lich.

I need an adult.

>>22163807
now that's a monster that doesn't get a whole lot of art!

>>22163811
True.

>>22163807
They ARE adults.

>>22163796
transfer a pregnant elf's embryo into an orc to finish development of the baby so that both monsters' genes are built into the baby when the orc gives birth! liches are the best surgeons around!

Would you watch this video?

Drink lilim milk.

What are you even supposed to grab onto with a slime girl?

>>22163852
Anywhere you please

>>22163828
I don't really like trolls.
Or filmed porn in general.
So no and no.

>>22162658
>girl thinking im attractive.
Rofl

>>22163828
>>22163859
>Thirty minute video of shirtless anon plowing a field then seeding and watering it
>Throughout it all you hear troll-san commenting about his form, making farming puns and moaning

Foxes in fancy dresses.

>>22163719
Mental gymnastics always make for an interesting read

>>22163868
man, she's a freak

>>22163807
How did I never notice until now sea slimes are jellyfish?

>>22163748
They are only faking so someone can take advantage of them

>>22163840
>thick tail and spade
anon that's an Alp

>>22163868
Now that's what I call trolling

>>22163903
i'll buy you warmer clothes, then

>>22163840
>those horns
>those tail proportions and spade size
That's an alp.

>>22163865
If she rapes you, you're good enough for her.

>>22163903
hug the fish

>>22161014
Hyper awoos.

>>22163954
Nothing wrong with meaty tails

>>22164035
I don’t drink Minotaur piss, what’s the difference between the drinks?

>>22164035
I prefer calm awoos.

So... about my pure succubus...

>>22164058
Flavor.>>22164064
Calm is not good. Don't want a fat wan.

>>22163934
>>22163954
I'm still drilling that

>>22164071
Please remit payment to allow for transportation. Expected arrival time is between 4 to 8 businesses weeks depending upon user specifications and invoicing. If you have any problems, dial information.Thank you for calling.

Nothing better than having your Pharaoh scream "CUMMING" in her God Voice at night in Flogsta. Then hearing the other folks orgasm off in the distance.

>>22163999
>Fish
See you at Innsmouth

>>22164076
Awoo is for sitting in your lap and petting.

>>22164058
For monster its flavor. For rockstar every damn different can color is not only a different flavor it has wildly differing amounts of caffeine and sugar.

Untitled harpy game

>>22164240
Make it happen

>>22164258
Every time I see this harpy I think of those damn birds outside my house that keeps chirping all night. Like god damn, it's 2 in the fucking morning, go to sleep.

I still really like harpies tho and I would love to pin one down and fuck them.

I wonder if kikis get the different jobs but still get the submissive urge when they meet a guy they like?

>>22164278
>Banker Kiki
>Bends the rules to try and make anon pick them and give him the best offer. Also offers to bend over herself so he'll "deposit" his "large sum of cash" in her "bank".

>Car dealership Kiki
>Allows him for a test drive of the car and a test drive of her in the back seat.

>Land lady Kiki
>Anon is allowed to live there for free after he found her sniffing his underwear. He's also got a key to her house if he ever wants to drop by. Perhaps with some rope and a blind fold.

https://is2.4chan.org/d/1569811790986.png

Ryu getting dicked

Hellhound kisses!

>>22164278
>Physical Trainer Kiki always gets touchy with you and recommends you go to her place for some extra activity.
>Therapist Kiki outright tells you to take out all your worries and frustration on her pussy.

>>22164424
Spicy!

>>22164424
You dont get to kiss a hellhound. She will always be the one kissing you. I pray for the man brave enough to go for that kiss.

>>22164685
>However, it's not like they have a lot of pride or anything, so even in the case when they're assaulted by a man, they don't get angry or refuse. On the contrary, they would likely gleefully accept it and enjoy being violated as a female in bestial intercourse. However, it never means they've been "broken."
Hellhounds have never been like that. They don't care if a man tries to dom them. They will just dom him back after.

Kikimoras are Russian in origin, therefore Kikis should have dense Russian accents.

>Dee-ner is serrrved, master. Extra beeg portions tonight, please to be grrreedy.

How likely is a hellhound to bite your legs off to keep you from escaping?

>>22164728
Virtually zero since there's no way you'll ever outrun her. She's got your scent and her stamina is endless.

>>22164727
Slavs is slavs, they’re all track suits, vodka, and weird hiphop/rap/electronic music.

I want a dom Echidna wife

>>22164727
>not one mention of her chain smoking habits, or cheeki breeki or her odd obsession with hard bass and turnips

>>22162327
>>22162368
>have kuudere chameleon waifu
>but also be a wage slave saving every penny you can to finance a house because the waifu wants to start a family
>decide to surprise the waifu by splurging a bit and getting her favorite cake for dessert that night
>she’s got that usual poker face on telling you that you shouldn’t “waste your money like this” in her usual deadpan voice
>but the fact she changed color from green to a bright pink means that she’s happy
>you just sit there smiling, eating your cake and basking in this beautiful moment with your chameleon waifu

>>22164278
The idea of having a coworker be extra generous and when you ask why she absentmidedly says "only the best for master"

>>22164278
>schoolgirl Kiki gets absolutely flustered after accidentally calling Mr. Anon the history teacher ‘master’ to the point her friends tease her about it at lunch

>>22164961
Don’t do this to me man, I have a huge fetish for schoolgirl uniforms and I’ve had friends and family tell me I should be a history teacher. She’d be bent over my desk before the day was done.

Cataloging Automaton models!

>>22165048
>schoolgirl Kiki comes back after school to apologize for embarrassing Mr. Anon
>sexual shenanigans ensue in the classroom
>after that day the janitors weren’t allowed to touch Mr. Anon’s classroom because in the words of schoolgirl Kiki “that lousy Jinko doesn’t even clean half of what she’s supposed to”
>and schoolgirl Kiki always has Mr. Anon’s favorite blend of tea for the morning
>by the end of the school year she’s beaming with energy and a baby bump

>>22165066
>mechanic anon and his harem of “outdated” Automatons complete with cathode ray tubes and other things prevalent in the 1940’s and 50’s

Master pls you're out of control

>>22165140
That's when a kiki takes control

>>22165107
They’re not outdated, they’re antique!

>>22165173
Vintage and retro even.

>>22165107
Just don’t let the mad scientist Gremlin do any “maintenance” on them. Next thing you know their once defunct “death ray” is now a fully operational aphrodisiac ray.

>>22165086
I’m glad stuff like this is legal in mgeland because I wouldn’t be able to resist dicking her all the time. I bet she also doesn’t want anybody else cleaning the room because of the clothes and cum that would end up all over the place. I wouldn’t even need to be trying to specifically impregnate her, my love for schoolgirls would be enough.

>>22164727
>>22164780
>>22164797

I want a tall, strong, old-fashioned Russian Kiki.

>"Khozyain, I khaff made pirozhki to be dyelivered to nyeighbors. Excyept dee Albertsons. Why? Byecause is rude family, would let family dog do business in God's lawn eef able."
>"Khozyain, am nyeeding sugar and flour, am running low. Please to go market? Wyest side of town, not east. Why? Because girl makes eyes at you dere, khaff seen eet. Nyet, am not 'jyealous', am...what is word meaning revnivyy? Oh? Then da, am very jyealous, plyease to go wyest market or will worry."
>"Am knitting thees evening, am making socks for Albertsons. Da, dey make apologies. You are wanting socks, scarf, or ushanka?"
>"Nyet, nyet! No going out before dryessing proper, is too cold. Wear ushanka I khaff knitted. Da, da! So khendsome."

>>22165329
Sounds like a nice lady but I want her to give Karelia back.

>>22163003
>momonika can probably lift her legs above her head
Well she was already the best baphomet because she's actually young.

>>22163353

>>22165360
Finland would definitely be a winter themed chaos realm.

>>22165430
>chaos realm
Explain. Finns are Anubis-tier lawful.

>>22165439
Would be a fitting "enemy" to the russian kikis I guess. Also I just like the thought of wendis and other chaos creatures running around in the wintery land of thousand lakes.

>>22165461
Wendigos both the legend and the Lovecraft monster Ithaqua they are based on are Canadian.

>>22165461
>>22165468
And you can't run around in the Finnish winter, you need skis.

>>22165439
Not him but with the porn statistics finland pulls it's gonna be a chaos realm.

>>22165514
Oh?

>>22165468
Please, anon. The algonquins prefer to be known as americans through the ojibwe. Besides, the wendigo hunters came to minnesota not canada for a reason.

>>22165539
Teach me more about the Weir of the Windigo

>>22165566
DO A BACKFLIP

>>22165140
I wish I could drink my problems away
Alcohol just has a bad effect on me

>>22165573
Alcohol has a bad effect on everyone. Don't use it. Nobody should use it.

>>22165140
my waifu would leave me if she found out i was drinking.

>>22165587
I mean it doesn't make me feel good or relaxed

>>22165552
It fucks my fly fishing up and forces me to go up stream where fish weren't be trapped.

>>22165587

>>22165587
But i like a glass of ammaretto and come when im done with work

Anglerfish MG when?

>>22165423

>>22165587
Our livers have evolved for it. You just gotta keep mind scouring events to a bare minimum and drinking till you're numb events to a similarly low count but casual drinking to not feel and to get tingly is a-okay. This is how those fuckers that drink a beer or 3 every day make it as long as the rest and how our grandfathers generations made it to 80 and died of unrelated organ failure. You want a torch to carry find a way to ban nicotine. Not even nicotine containing products just flat nicotine. Does everything from promoting cancer formation to actively making cancer spread faster to helping promote gastrointestinal, neural, and cardiovascular disorders by a high degree and because it damages DNA in cells its effects are ongoing even after you quit taking or toking whatever it was that contained it.

>>22165690
Pretty cool.

Pat the bug.

>>22165724
No more bugs, is cold out.

Bold, but gentle Kikimora who grabs her master's wrist and forces it to her breast while kissing him.

>>22165729
It's still pretty warm where I live.

>>22165552
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