/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45131545
Please consider the common zombie.

I know this will sound fucked up, but I was in a financially tight spot and decided to go grave robbing a few days ago because I figured I could pawn off some nice gold jewelry or diamonds. Well I fucked up and dug up a Zombie instead. She looked like she died in her 20s but she must have been buried for half a century or something. I didn't think she'd come alive but I guess a Lich must have been casting spells in that graveyard.
Anyway, she won't stop following me around everywhere I go looking really happy at me and it's starting to get creepy. People will freak the fuck out if they see me with a walking corpse.
What do I do? She followed me into my house and is just sitting there on the couch moaning and smiling at me. I haven't slept in two days, I'm afraid she'll try eating me alive if I go to bed. I need to get rid of this fucking Zombie guys, I didn't mean to dig her up.

What do I do now...???

>>43253800
stop it... you're going to make her cry...

I go to the graveyard ONCE to pay my respects to my ancestors and somehow I come back home with three Zombies who won't stop following me and telling me in raspy voices that "we're married now". Why does this happen to me...?!

>>37913340
I think the guy crawled into his girlfriend's grave to get her back as a zombie.

>>34613841
They are smart, good girls.

What’s the best way to stop the haughty undead royalty at school from picking on my zombie waifu when I’m not around?

>>25860952
They can smile, so maybe?

>Lich mom is constantly sending you zombies all extremely close to your most ideal body type for a woman
>Always asks you how you’re enjoying your zombies and says you should share a bed with them
>Also says to sleep naked so they can more effectively feel your body heat

>Vampires and wights always going after those of low birth
So does that mean male royalty in or near undead kingdoms always go after zombies or ghouls?

>Go to mostly undead school
>Day before holiday break
>Parents are leaving for honeymoon
>Nothing to do so I browse the internet during class
>Read up on zombie dakis
>Can contort their body anyway so you can find a comfortable position no matter what
>Don’t sleep so you don’t have to worry about waking her up
>Might start off cold but love the warmth of your body and will quickly Become warm
>Can fuck her as much as you want at your own pace
>Become sold on the idea of a cute zombie dakimura
>Go to special dead room and wait for final bell and abduct cutest most well dressed zombie while the lich teacher isn’t looking
>Doesn’t take much convincing to drag her home with me and cuddle under the covers for a nap
>Sleep the rest of the day away as I wake up at indeterminate times with a boner and cum inside her then go back to cuddling
>wake up later only due to loud banging on door
>Open it to see ghoul police asking me if I’ve seen a zombie around from my school
>No
>Slam door in their face and go back to my room to sleep again
>Turn on TV for background noise and hear news report about zombie daughter of influential wight has gone missing
>Quickly take ID off of zombie I abducted and see the names match
Ah fuck

>>22185337
>retarded sex
The best kind

i got spooked by a realistic zombie horror movie and i hate zombies especially when they sprint at you and shit.
how would a zombie outbreak work in MGE Land?

>>21897196
A lot of people who don't consider their lives important or like they matter would kill for the chance at a new start and the potential to make someone happy.

>>21589538
Where are the drawfags? This needs to be a pic.

>>21492983
OK, now what?

>>21350026
Of course not.

>>20856841
I want a weak waifu so I can be the one that overpowers her, but I always want her to have the ability to grow and become more powerful so I'd easily go for a zombie and wight her up

>>20850775
You clearly aren't trying hard enough.

>>20616320

>>20187056
Imagine how happy she'd be when he does.

DED.

>>19842312
>third date
You mean third base, silly girl.