/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42748221
Book an appointment with Dr Flayer

>>41083275
>some shogs can't help themselves and just start pulling boys from the line like a horror film
>meanwhile the flayers wait patiently for their "patients" that manage to to run the shogg gauntlet
they need to work better

>>37153733
>anon flirts with his wife in the "language"
>whole office goes mad
>office nurse mindflayer is gonna be busy this week

>You're at the doctor's taking a questionnaire
>Do you like the color purple?
>Do you find tentacle hugs enjoyable?
>Do you have an active sex life?
>Do you want to have an active sex life?
>Do you want to take me into an empty office and fuck me silly?
>Do you like soups or salads?

>>35361874
>his mind cannot comprehend what he has not known
Lmao'ing at you right now friend

>>30198043
>Ooh, those are good names for the girls, dear. Terror, Destruction, Evil ... I think Sally would be a good name for our fourth daughter, yes?

>"It seems here you're long overdue for a health checkup, Anon"

>>22167041

>>22053718
>I have enough problems with depression as it is

>>22001850
>every post that doesn't express the same opinion as me is made by the same person
Take your pills grandpa.

>>21791415
How much insight do I need to see a mindflayer's panties?

>>20891420
>The mindlfayer takes away all those nasty murderous yandere thoughts
>She absorbs said thoughts and goes yandere for you
>This causes a relapse of your waifus yandere-ness

>>20680846

>>20604798
That nurse is not trustworthy.

>>19661484

>>19219796
>mindflayers are good girls

>>17919182
Don't dick the daughterus. Reserve your lewd squishing for non-adopteru, non-blood-related Flayers.

Traumatised by overweight monstrousities? Disgusted with Alps? Have no fear, Mindflayer Bleaching Services will remove every bad memory you want removed.

>>17746294
>Kraken-nee-san, why is Onii-san touching your chest?
>W-we're just making them bigger so I can feed the babies better.
>Wai! I want to help feed the babies too! Can Onii-san touch my chest?
wat do

>>17746432
Nutritious white ink that can feed babies, and can turn squid ink pasta into carbonara.

>>17746369
Holding hands and tentacles are strictly against school rules! Students are also advised to refrain from flaying unless expressly authorised by the head nurse.

>>17471441
He needs a Mindflayer.

>>17073421
>Ara ara~

>>16310332
She's just kind of simple and mediocre.

>>16274600
I'm going to take responsibility with my boner, if you know what I mean. I'm going to rub it into her belly button that I bet is squishy enough to let my shotacock use it as a full-fledged onahole.

>>15668274
Nurse Flayers are a great idea.
>>15668288
>you will never pound some mature Metz ass as she bounces about