/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Thick thighs save lives.

>being a full-fledged engineer in a goblin factory
>blueprints look completely wack and made whit crayons in some times
>some are straight up pictures of the chief engineer giving a thumbs up
>everyone else look at them as if they make sense and even change some things
>vehicles are working and being produced and ridicule speed
>you are not doing nothing but everyone else around you acts as if you are the MVP of the building
>chief states that you being here has increased everyone spirit and productivity, also your welcome party stars as soon as the whistle for lunchtime sounds
>Wonder why they pay you to be here

>Everyone pats you on the back but they can only reach your butt

>it's the ol' baseball friendly butt slap but every mamano run company and coworker insist in their culture it extends far beyond just baseball and sports
>fuck up the Jakobs contract
>boss gives you a promotion and a congratulatory butt slap
>for the rest of the day all your coworkers "congratulate" you throughout the day on your new promotion
>work at an ER
>lose a patient coming in from an 18 semi-truck pile up
>everyone from the neurosurgeons to the janitors drops by your wing to give you a cheer up and go get em butt slap
>work a construction job
>you're pretty half assed even if your job is hauling chunks of concrete and scrap from here to the big ass pile on the corner of the property
>every single crew member including management takes the time to give you an encouraging buttslap and to compliment you on your ability to carry giant chunks of [insert debris type here]
>you had three-fold wallet in your jeans back pocket when you started out that morning but by noon all that's left is various scraps of leather, some worn down and outright shattered cards, and bits of green confetti that use to be bills leading up to the pile and away from it
>your jeans don't even have a back pocket anymore just a noticeably lighter blue almost white patch on one ass cheek where a pocket and wallet used to be

I wanna turn three cocky know-it-all frigid bullies into three thick brained and thick bodied dumb submissive P'orcs!

>>22099536
i don't favor exquisite looking monsters so i choose lich-san to be my wife and play thing for eternity!

>>22099536
Best OP in a while, perfect duo.

I want a CC monster to call me her onii chan while I fuck her.

>>22099551
Man it really needs some love in the grammar department. Looks like it was written by the gobo boss.

>>22099586
Do Goblin wives paint husband's cock red so it'll go faster?

>>22099596
No that's for the hips. They paint it green cause green is best!

>>22099550
and thick tails!

What would you build with a gremlin waifu?

>>22099649
a shokk attack gun

>>22099550
They can save you from the cold

>>22099632
You know what the say about thick tails, right?

>>22099649
a deluxe resort for couples and all the furniture has the latest sex toys built in

>>22099681
Big aussie breasts!

>>22099678
it's a sign of fertility and i need to fill her with babies.

>>22099695
Yeah that’s what they say.

I want to run a monsterization/incubization clinic with my waifu! Bring happiness and joy to all women and their husbands!

Take a bicycle to keep up with a centaur when she goes jogging

Country gal seeing the big city for the first time, or urban woman out in the boonies for the first time?

>a team of 7 foot tall warrior mommy dark elves are looking for a healslut/stress-relief toy.

>>22099716
First one

>>22099714
i'd run an inn extended from my house and cook things

>>22099716
I have fond memories of watching green acres at my grandparents house so the second one.

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>Have to replay Monhun after my hard drive died.
I need a nerdy MG to play with.

>>22099733
Sounds comfy. Would you get your daughter's to help out?

>>22099748
I don't have the banshee or titania pics saved

>>22099739
On paper I agree but we're sliding towards an environment where love, personality, and basic humanity are getting rarer and rarer, so monstergirls are being used to fufill every wish, rather than the exotic ones

>>22099756
I'd play with cute bat.

>>22099759
>replying

>>22099752
absolutely, i don't want to have things needing done when i'm cooking and be short on hands.

>>22099724
>Say you're a priest and agree to be healslut for them
>Night before raid and they're constantly throwing their arms around you and rubbing your thighs
>Just play it off as you're too innocent to understand what they want
>Make it to the final boss with low health because healing isn't your strong suit
>They just think you're new to raiding and don't berate you
>Boss downs your party since you're not a good healer
>Leaves you alone though since you're just a healer and can't hurt her
>Even invites you to do so, letting you have the first blow
>You mind control her and walk her off the edge of the arena into the chasm below
>You take all the loot from the raid and leave your party still downed
>Go to different town and sell your services as a healslut to another party

What if Lilith was dethroned and all the monsters reverted back to their old selves and started killing and devouring their husbands

>Want to get away from this world and live with monster wife
>The more I imagine living with her the more I realise I'd miss things from this world and that going with her would be a mistake
>Plus monsters are really grabby and I don't care for being touched, so I'd need more time than they'd probably tolerate before I'm comfortable with it
>Probably wouldn't get the amount of alone time I'd need either
>Then there's the having kids thing which KC says they reay want but I don't
>What the fuck would we even talk about?
This completely fictional what if situation depresses me far more than it should. I hate the way I overthink things.

>>22099551
>goblin factory
Isn't that just what goblins call their wombs?

>>22099789
>Also, by continuing to have sex with their husbands and build up power, the world becomes more saturated with the succubus energy. This has the function of maintaining the present system of the Demon Lord and monsters. If they are raised into Succubi of enormous power as successors of the Demon Lord, then even if the Demon Lord were to be destroyed by the Chief God, the world would still be full of their demonic energy. The current world of carnal relations between humans and monsters could still be maintained.
Sorry /tg/, you're not crashing our party today.

>>22099801
mg's still pursue hobbies like the wurm duo who make wine or whatever so they have plenty to talk about.

>>22099649
>draw up plans for a ray gun and hand them to your gremlin wife
>she doesn't entirely understand it, but puts one together anyways
>after it's finished, she asks you what it does
>you zap her and she turns into a thicc shortstack

What will you do?

>>22099846
>G
>E
I don't know what those stats are. But I chose to tickle her, she can't focus on casting spells if she's laughing

>>22099827
Better have given her head pats and deep dickings for her good work.

>>22099536
On it.

>>22099856
Of course. All shorties deserve deep gut fuckings followed by gallons of virile seed dumped in their wombs.

>>22099864
Why was sister yuki not invited?

>Bunyip is encouraged by a friend to stop worrying about the guy she likes and 'just go for it'
>Next time he's near the edge of the water she coils up her tail as tightly as she can and lunges at him from the depths with all the power of a small vehicle
>He wakes up twenty minutes later, coughing up lake water and with three broken ribs from her frantic CPR chest compressions. "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, ALSO I LOVE YOU"

>>22099883
So love really does hurt

Foxes in cosplay.

>>22099879
She's in timeout after freezing this innocent stump man

>>22099894

>>22099855
G is the good boy stat and E is the energy stat

>>22099846
>tf no MGE RPG to play where you can get enemy monsters to join your party and fuck them during your quest anytime

>>22099871
Good man.

>>22099938
That seems like something sister tsurara would do! Surprised to see yuki do it.
All those confused yetis are so cute! I hope they can thaw him out and get the snugs they deserve.

>>22099950
KC is working on such a game right know.

>>22099968
What a stellar design. I bet she has some great nips. Real suckable ones.

>>22099965
They should ask ignis-san for help.

I walked out my front door at 10 of 7 to go to work and arrived there at exactly 7 in the morning.
I walked back in my front door after driving straight home from work at 20 after 8 in the evening.
I desperately need a Kikimora.

Cake vampire gf or cake witch gf

>>22099748

>Girtablilu momster

Post sweaters.

>>22099968
too bad he's doesn't have enough time to worm on this game

>>22100037
Is there such a thing as too comfy?

>>22100037

>>22099968
what if KC makes music for the game and ends up being touhou-tier and we get musicfags doing remixes of his songs or something

>>22099968
Those stock rpgmaker graphics are worrying
He'd better make up for it

>>22100048
dumb sheep

>>22100037
Nopan

Well shit, i finally went through every chapter of Monster girl Saga and Magusanon story. What the fuck do i read now?

>>22100025
Momsters are the best. I want to marry my momster and knock her up good.

>>22099983
>haha what if I drew a normal girl but put a fire effect on her hair

>>22100047
>worm on

>>22099772
How in the goddamn did I miss all those all this time
Jesus christ I'm unattentive

>>22100084
i meant work. not worm as in sandworm, greenworm, or wurm worm.

>>22100055
We just tell them /utg/ said it was shit and watch the fight play out.

Are hellhounds as tall as the average height of human women or are they much bigger?

>>22100161
much bigger. they have height advantage

>>22100161
I want a tall, imposing hellhound with massive breasts.

https://exhentai.org/g/1485730/cbcd91b17c/
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

>>22100181
If she can see you when you're standing immediately in front of her, either she's not tall enough or her tits aren't big enough.

>>22100190
Exactly.
If I can't be hidden by her chest, she's lacking in one of those departments.

>>22100061
I rather he focus his efforts in the character art and the history.

Always keep your snake warm.

>>22100221
Wouldn't have a lot of sneks in the Midwestern states if they don't have blankets or jackets.

>>22100225
What? The midwest has plenty of real-life snakes. I had to kill a huge snake once that wouldn't leave the area of my front door.

>>22100235
Not a lot.
They're still around but they're not swarming.

And really? You couldn't just leave it alone and go out a different door?

>>22100243
No. It was in my way and kept threatening to bite me.

>>22099813
I want to roll her dark matter ball like a katamari.

>>22100243
>They're still around but they're not swarming.
I feel like lamias would be really popular because of this fact. They'd be a rare sight and seen as more exotic for those of us living in the Midwest. It'd just suck for the lamias, as for several months of the year, going outside would be treacherous, and their main priority is just keeping warm.

>>22100256
So that's why you didn't just use a different door, or use a broomstick to move it out of the way?

>>22100264
More like half a year.
Plus side, I know at least in Michigan there'd be Deer Whitehorns everywhere.
Also a surprising amount of holsts.

>>22100275
>More like half a year.
Well, I guess if you live in the northern part of the Midwest
>Michigan
And in the worst state known to mankind.
But worry not, those of us a little farther south will take good care of all the lamias.

>>22100291
To make it 'worse' I live in the Western part of the state.
Aka: The part that goes for months without seeing the sun.

Plus side, there's a lot of nature ones I could probably find about.
Also holsts.

>>22100275
If you're cold they're cold, let them in

>>22100256
>No. It was in my way and kept threatening to bite me.
It was probably mad that you weren't paying attention to it.

>>22100304
Well yeah but there's still times they'd probably want to go outside.
They can't be cooped up all winter.

>>22100262
Have you ever heard of Khepri?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that gentle clipping is needed when an alraune wants a new do.
Even plants need to spruce themselves up every now and then.

>>22100342
Yeah but a Lim's would be more fun.

>ftw you will never coom inside your waifu

>tfw you will never coom inside your waifu

>>22099572
I favour exquisite looking monsters, so the little Wight with a big butt to play with would be my choice.

>>22100419
>tfw you will never coom all over her face

Polymorphing must be a strange experience for liliraunes.

>>22100419
>Shark teeth aren't hot
Whomst are these heretics?

>>22100442
You tell me.

I've got a nosebleed first thing in the morning, is this a metaphor for morning wood?

Imagine getting savagely raped by an Ocolomet but she has a really squeaky high-pitched voice. https://imgur.com/gallery/kry2oQI

Rip lolifags. UN is at it again trying to ban loli.

Fuck fish.

>>22100479
what happened this time?

>>22100264
>>22100275
That is a good point. How would Lamiae deal with the cold if they lived in the US, Europe or Canada? The only thing I can think of is Tail sleeves, a mix between a sock, pantyhose, snow-pants and shoe.

>>22100479
Oi vey goyim, ignore out sex trafficking rings and grooming gangs and get rid of those pesky cartoons!

>>22100471
It's a metaphor for high blood pressure, an iron deficiency, and mild dehydration usually.

>>22100479
Because it worked so well the last time they tried?

>>22100479
loli rags

>>22100496
I worked it out before but due to their internal volume, mass, amount of exterior surface, and the heat that mass of muscle would produce when moving they're rate of heat loss would be roughly comparable to humans in the winter. Bundle them up in clothes and its reduced further. The only downside they'd have is whatever destination they were headed to would need to have a source of heat for them to recharge on whereas humans can just idle around and heat back up naturally.

>>22100463
>tfw no muscular CC Mershark Queen who’s pretty much Megalodon-Chan’s granddaughter

>>22100498
So it’s just symbolic blood dripping from his face then?

>>22100479
Ignore dummies, post puppy cunny.

>>22100494
https://prostasia.org/blog/why-the-un-is-wrong-to-equate-drawings-to-sexual-abuse/

>>22100497
They have great priorities.

>>22100510
You’re making lamia sound like EVs

>>22100482
Isn’t that the point?

>>22100498
Ah, so I should drink more.

>>22100479
>and there was much rejoicing

>>22100535

>>22100535
I'm so glad those pakis and priests can still molest kids in peace without having to worry about someone maybe jerking off to Japanese cartoons.

>>22100524
That's fairly apt for what they'd have to do to survive moving around in the cold unless every single store and business suddenly adopted fireplaces and wall heaters.

>>22100522
>https://prostasia.org/blog/why-the-un-is-wrong-to-equate-drawings-to-sexual-abuse/
So what are they gonna do? They already tried killing the heart of it (AKA, trying to get loli banned in Japan) and fucking failed miserably

>>22100540
>>22100544
You guys, I said disregard dummies.

Which girl is the best to healslut for
Which girl makes the best healslut

what's a good pet for a hellhound

>>22100556
Your dick.

>>22100554
Holst.

>>22100554
High Elves are perfect healers, I'm sure.

>>22100554
orcs
angels

>>22100571
>tfw no clumsy P’Orc healer to never pick on and pull her tail at weird times

>>22100556
No joke, Turtles, my waifu and I have two and she loves them. We also have another dog who will rat me out from time to time when the waifu bribes him with extra treats.

>>22100581
orcs are terrible healers. they are offensive and tank-ish and hate supportive abilities with a PASSION. you gotta offer her your body if you want to win the game!

>>22100556
You

>>22100556
See >>22100589

>>22100554
Trolls
Trolls

>>22099883
On that note, monstergirl insurance. Considering the violent (but loving!) tendencies of quite a few monstergirls, what type of insurance would become prevalent?

>>22100479
This just in, Japan responded to the UN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=084irEAQrLQ

>>22100626
Looks like someone around here really likes trolls

>when she gets gum in her tails

>>22100650
I can understand that.

>>22100571
>Tfw no orc tank gf to bully me

>>22100650
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys

>>22100656
>you’ll never be raped when you hit puberty by your old kindergarten teacher because you put gum in her tails on the last day of school

>>22100656
replace the g with c

>>22100671
>Orc tank bullying
>Not being bullied
She's a tank anon getting hurt is her forte, she'd probably get angry for all of one second if you slapped her ass then probably ask for you to hit her again

Succs in booty shorts.

>>22100699
if she was an offensive damage orc, you wouldn't want to be talking shit

>>22100706
>you wouldn't want to be talking shit
You're right, I'd be talking mad shit because she'd probably stand in the lava forcing me to spend a rez on her

is it wrong to have a harem of 30 monsters?

>>22100739
No

>>22100706
>Hfw you've depraved her of sex for an entire week and whip your dick out in front of her

>>22100496
>bundled grapesnake in the snow complaining that she can't put her arms down
>wiggles through deep snow at half a mile an hour
>at least she's toasty warm even if her angry speech is muffled

>>22100739
KC says that the max you can really get up to is 6. Beyond that, even the strongest of incubi have trouble keeping up

>>22100753
only for bicorns. Khepri and Nuras can have 100+ harems.

>>22100751
She needs a whole bunch of hugs and booty rubs. The work of the Apophis' first (and only) slave is never done!

>>22100753
okay so i need all six categories of waifus to satisfy my sexual needs.

Daily reminder that every week's got a Friday.

>>22100768
Why am I so addicted to Apoph-Ass? I feel like there are a hundred better candidates for butt-worshipping, and yet I just can't get that round half-scaled oversized grape rump out of my mind

>>22100753
Luckily that's the exact number of shortstack wives I have.

>>22100761
>trying to memorize hundreds of pyramidspeak khepri names
The look on their faces as their husband finally gets every individual right must be lovely.

>>22100753
World guide 3 say the lust and lifespan of an incubi keeps growing to match the number of wives he has. The 5 or 6 you remember is only related to the Bicorn and is how many wives their magic can usually attract and has nothing to do with how much an incubi can satisfy his wives.

>>22100806
This. I was gonna say, there are numerous instances of listed wife counts being in the near-one hundred range, like with large mice or Houris.

I want a harem of either physically, magically, or politically imposing girls, to be their overwhelmed boy-toy. The kinda situation where someone on the outside would look and think 'just how the hell are all those girls of that type actually working together with each other?'
I love MGE for saying go for it and just letting you do what you want with stuff like that.

>>22100796
It couldn’t be that hard. If there are 26 letters in the alphabet, you just need to remember four names that start with that letter.

Sometimes it can be so hard to figure out which monster girl I should masturbate to

When's the extremist black dragon subspecies?
Will she be a dragon supremacist too?

>>22100927
It’s not supremacy if you’re factually the best.

>>22100927
Seems hard to reconcile love of humans with traditional dragon creeds.

>>22100927
>When's the extremist black dragon subspecies?
Soon i hope. Getting the Chromatic/Element dragons would be a nice surprise for Encyclopedia 3.
>Will she be a dragon supremacist too?
Probably not. They might actually be even more gun hoe on mating with men, but with the caveat of no "mere female lizard mode". Basically she will always be in control even when its seems she isn't.

>>22100949
What do you mean? Why would traditional dragon creeds matter?

>>22100972
When I don't know what to expect I lean on the default.

>>22100753
He also said some guy had at least 70 houri wives so it sounds like somebody is making a fib

>>22100553
I coomed to this

>>22100996
Not that anon, but if we go by DnD lore

Red -> Tyrannical and greedy, aggressive, and possessive
White -> Might makes right, bullies the weak
Green -> Sneeky breeki and love of intrigue and secrets
Black -> Loner and very territorial
Blue -> Mocking, arrogant, good parents, everyone has their place and all about hierarchy

>>22101057
I thought black dragons were evil even by dragon standards? Like the hitler of dragons.

>>22100996
Oh i don't know the defaults. Especially seeing as KC seems to be heading to Elemental type dragons and i have no idea what black Elementals are usually like.

>>22101057
KC seems to be doing Elemental instead of Chromatic.

>>22101064
From what I remember, they're the edgy kids who sit in the back of the classroom and want to be alone. It also depends on edition and setting.

>>22101057
>Gold dragons disguise themselves as ara ara gmilf humans so they can mingle with humans freely
>Bronze dragons love deep-sea diving for sunken treasure
>Brass dragons enjoy telling stories and playing pranks
Metallic dragons sound like they'd be a lot of fun.

>>22101024
Well yeah. Either that or he was a timebender

>>22101064
They're the cruelest of them by far. All dragons have types of treasure they prefer (blue dragon love sapphires, for example) and the black dragons are the only ones who actually prefer coins over natural treasures. They prefer manmade coins specifically because taking them causes humans more suffering

I want to have my Liuch waifu teach me magic in exchange for teaching her basic things about technology and computers.

>>22099942
頑張れ Unicorn-chan

>>22100037
Remove sweaters

>>22100221
I'm constantly overheated and wish for a lamia radiator to keep me cool at night

Water Dragons are great for protecting coastal villages. Some even come with soothing theme music when you talk to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttv9P2mqC-k

>>22101303
remove sweater
apply love for kowan

>>22100726
Is that basket full of bread or hearts?

One makes the knight a bitch, the other justifies him

>>22101315
Best girl

>>22101303
>There is a new trend going on called #RemoveSweaters where girls are meant to remove their sweater for the boy they like and let them look or touch however much they want
>Some boys have also taken to remove the sweaters of the girls they like
>It was apparently started as a awareness campaign about monster girls who can't afford clothes or accessories to better please their husband or boy friend.

>>22101315
>>22101323
I hate when people draw her with pink skin

>>22101303
It's weird, I don't like trolls and certain other beastmen specifically because of their big hands, yet I still like her big man-grabbers.

How about a story of a woman just going past the tipping point of becoming a lesser succubus?

>>22101447
So shes a lesser succ?

>>22101393
I'm going to say it's probably because they're metal and not meat so it's less weird

>>22100638
"Acts of Wurm" would be a major one. Despite the name, it covers high level property damage no matter what the species causes it. Wurms somehow take this as a compliment.

>Succubus goes over to TCG tournament because of the endless men that are going there.
>Finds the room absolutely putrid smelling, barely keeping back tears and vomit.
>Is forced to rape a guy because of her monster nature, but while riding the 400 pound hambeast that could barely be called a man, she finds herself crying softly to herself while bouncing up and down.

Something tells me even Monstergirls would struggle with fat tabletop card game virgin nerds

How do you survive if they get heart pupils? How do you escape?

>>22101631
>escape
That's a funny joke, mate.

>>22101447
So one of those corruptions that have slowly grown over time until shes heading over her her beloved's house fingering herself along the way?

What are bees good for?

>>22101687
making you feel worthless when you get brought to and rejected by the queen and passed down to a worker bee

>>22101687
Honeyjobs.

>>22101356
I bet the heat she exudes when she gets it on could power a nuclear turbine

>>22101687
It's hip to fuck them

>>22101600
>succubus
>implying legojackal doesn't jizz herself during upkeep

>>22101631
you have no chance

>>22101687
Regurgitating sugar.

What if bees were intolerant of other MGs?
What if bees were made of smaller bees?
What if bees were made of BIGGER bees?
What if time travel turned you into bees?
What if time travel requires bees?
What if someone mentions bees?
What if someone fucked bees?

>>22101600
Theres a species/type of monstergirl horny for all types of men. Including those guys.

>>22100479
Honestly I dont think loli is actual pedophilla but at the same time lolifags are so annoying if they all where in jail i'd have more fun on the internet

>>22101959
What if bees were yellow and black

>>22101977
Now this guy is thinking outside the box

>>22102007
Nah, that's nonsense. It's to crazy to work.

>>22101976
This. They're not as obnoxious as furries but they can get pretty close.

>>22101976
>>22102138
Think you got the wrong website, the ranch for non-sentient cattle is at facebook.

>>22102158
Here's one proving my point.

>>22101268
When she finds out you're a programmer and show her a simple program you've written in C++, she gives a look as if she's only a magic apprentice that just saw an archmage at work. And the confusion when she finds out you have Gentoo installed on your personal computer.

Christian missionaries are sent to the mge world
How do they fare?

It's MAGIC time!

>>22102186
>Hey, stop having sex! Jesus doesn't like sex!
And then they were raped.

fight lizards
I wonder how a defeat scene looks for lizardwomen?

>>22102190
If I take those seals off her tails, will she get stronger and curvier?

>>22102196
I don't know but I bet she starts the fight with one of those Anna Williams "Come over here, let me talk to you real close" type of things.

>>22102194
jesus may have been into porn as a virgin and all that

>>22102213
>virgin
He had kids with Mary Magdalene and was avowed foot-fetishist, which is why he washed people's feet.

>>22102199
At the very least the fluff will be unleashed.

>>22102219
i say mary magdalene was a lich

>>22102194
>Jesus doesn't like premarital unprotected sex!
I don't see the problem

>>22101268
I don't really expect my Dark Mage wife to teach me magic. I'm not even sure she could, I always assumed/headcanoned being a mage was some trait you were born with rather than a learned ability. If it turned out I could I'd be memorising all the useful stuff like elemental spells instead of all the ero/nymphomancy stuff she'd expect me to anyway.

If it wasn't possible I wouldn't mind anyway: to marry a Dark Mage is to become her familiar. My role would be to give her a lot of spirit energy so she can become ever increasingly powerful (and waste all that potential on stronger sex magic)

>>22102219
>>22102228
Who was the girl who washed Jesus' feet and dried them with her hair? That was a Kejorou.

>>22102186
>Order land first
Depending how hardcore Chief God worshipers the people are they either get confused looks when they refer to God as a he, or called heretics and chased out of town
>Demon Lord land
They get catcalled and interrupted constantly while trying to spread the good word, most likely saved from rape happy crowd by dark priests and raped by them instead
>Zipangu
Ryu finds it's funny that they're talking about some guy in the sky when she's a living god, her subjects then point that out and missionaries rebut with telling them she's a false god. Ryu then makes small rain cloud that constantly downpours on them and only them for the whole day, even if they go inside they're still getting wet

>>22102196
The General's boss fight has multiple phases!

>>22102364
Run around until you figure out her pattern, then hit her weak spot!

>>22102364
What's her theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bBpiHJm3t0

>>22102370
Dodge right to get behind her, then grab her meaty tail!

How do different breasts actually feel like, anyways? I know this is a bad place to ask but dunno, I already tried the search engines.
Like for example, (mostly) flat chests. Ribcage? Heartbeat? Wouldn't it still be soft, even if not as much as big breasts?

>>22102415
Supposedly big tits feel like fleshy bags of gel.

Local man has qi succed by jiangshi in the bad part of Chinatown.

>>22102190
dance
dance magic dance

>>22102231
Funny thing, that. A very major part of my waifu’s motivation for getting into magic was essentially giving a massive middle finger to the common thinking of “well your species just isn’t suited for magic, do something else.”
It turns out that spite is an incredibly powerful motivator.

She keeps appearing in my dreams, she speaks to me in an ancient language that I don't understand... But I think she is telling me that I am about to die

>>22102530

>>22102523
Stupid pothead.

Comfy Autumn walks/slithers/floats/hovers with the waifu through the colorful leaves!

>>22102561
>pothead

>>22102578
With mugs of hot cider and nice sweaters on.
If you’re’er waifu can’t appreciate a nice fall walk, she is not nearly comfy enough

>>22102578
Autumn is cold and damp, I wish we could skip straight to cold and comfy Winter.

>>22102592
Winter is indeed comfy, but if you’re in an area where the leaves turn gracefully with some nice scenery in the background, Autumn is impossible to pass up
Think of all the happy farm mamano and Trolls and alraunes harvesting after another bountiful year!

The weak should fear the strong.

>Do you need guidance, young man?

>>22102657
Don't condescend to me lady, I'm almost 26!

>>22102657
Yes, I lost my way to the kitchen

>>22102657
Introduce me to a Dark Angel.

>>22101600
Devil bugs are a thing

>>22102600
Yetis would get so many leaves stuck in their fur people will think she's Bigfoot

>>22102705
>Yeti-chan jumping into piles of leaves then doing the classic Bigfoot pose walking out of them
>Yuki-chan wearing fashionable fall wear and reading a book on a park bench
>Wendi-chan frantically panicking trying to put leaves back on trees
And of course, all of them getting free meals at the local diner >>22102592

>>22102700
Besides the fact his entire premise is retarded as it's been said over and over that monsters don't care what men look like but there are multiple "filth eaters" like the Beelzebub and the Akaname. The Kikimora entry even talks about how slobs activate their predatory instinct and make them go femdom mode.

>>22102186
Depends. Old style missionaries or modern style? The old style get creamed in more ways than one, but I think the new style could get some traction if they approached it carefully. e.g. the old god before the chief god and the demon lord was Christian god who decided to allow two warring angels to control the world Job style.

>>22102364
>Very Fast Lisard Running at Incredible Hihg Speed

>>22102523
I have no idea what this canuck is doing

>>22102657
No thanks. I’ve already heard of Hare Krishna

>>22102773
Oh no!

>>22102791
Oh yes!

Towering Ultra-Greatsword Cursed Sword gf
Or
Towering Full-Plate Living Armor gf

Both have lickable 8-pack abs

>>22102835
>Both have lickable 8-pack abs
>do you taste metal?

>>22102835
Both, and they’re each overprotective as well as competing for your affection so you steamroll through quests comically easily because they’re 50 levels above you

>>22102716
Wendidad and mom would have all the leaves raked up until Yeti-chan comes along and cannonballs their pile, exploding leaves across the yard while Wendidad grumbles. Little Wendi-chan walks up with tears in her eyes holding brown leaves and a bottle of glue failing to put them back on the trees, Wendidad tosses her into the pile of leaves to cheer her up and get her into the autumn spirit

why dont mgs just use tinder?

>tfw no chub nerd monster girl friend to play tabletop and video games with

>>22102867
>Little Wendi-chan walks up with tears in her eyes holding brown leaves and a bottle of glue failing to put them back on the trees
Why does this hypothetical situation fill me with such pain?

>>22102867
>Little Wendi-chan walks up with tears in her eyes holding brown leaves and a bottle of glue failing to put them back on the trees
oh, the pain in my heart

Obey pharaoh.

>>22102911
Can Pharaoh but the leaves back on the trees?

>>22099536
>>22099574
An undead monster girl would be fun to present to the family. If they don't like having a living impaired daughter/sister in law she can assure them that as someone who does not need to eat or sleep she can easily look after the entire family, including them.

>>22102911
Or?

>>22102867
I’m with the other guys. I have an intense desire to hold little Wendi-chan and tell her everything will be alright.

>>22102911
No way, you're not my mom.
>the wrong thing to say to an older monster with access to shota potions

>>22102900
>>22102909
>>22102952
Not to worry. Papa and Mama will explain to her that just like how they regrow their antlers and coats every year, the trees will regrow their leaves.

>>22102867
I wonder how high Wendidad can throw his kids up in the air and catch them to cheer them up.

>>22102960
Plot twist: It turns out she is a direct ancestor of yours and while she may not be your mom she demands you respect her as lineage dictates.

If a pharaoh having human descendants sounds preposterous, remember that pharaohs were originally human. They could've easily had human children during that time.

>>22103033
Might want to attach some weights on the kids to make sure they don't reach escape velocity.

>>22103039
So I can't dick my ancient pharaoh ancestor?

>>22103039
so?

>>22103039
>when pharaoh has to seduce her own descendant in order to keep her bloodline going.

>>22103081
that sounds like a plot of a romantic comedy manga

Spidermaid, Spidermaid, does whatever a spider-maid does

>>22102231
I assume magic is like learning anything else you have natural talent beaten by hard workers and people with talent and hard work beating both. Not to mention the rare people who just can't do any magic whatsoever like Runya

>>22103101
Spin a web
Any size
Catches dust just like flies

>>22103065
What kind of question is that? Doesn't everyone know Egyptian royalty were notorious for inbreeding?

>>22103134
and look where they are now

>>22103139
Must... not... invoke... /pol/... meme...

>>22102725
nobody should love fatties though

>>22103101
Post more spiders I need to fill up my spider folder

>>22103154

>>22103134
To be fair it's been roughly a thousand years since monster girls came about and there were many demon lords that existed after the old chief god destroyed the great desert empire. After that many thousands of years it wouldn't even be considered incest.

>>22103160
As an actual librarian, I'm triggered by those crooked books.

>>22103160

>>22103161
I understand that but I was replying to someone who was acting like a pharaoh wouldn't have sex with a blood relative which is complete nonsense.

>>22103179
they would make extra retard babies

>>22102960
>>22103039
What if you're a shota AND her direct descendant?

>>22103189
>If you're my grandma, knit me some socks!
Let's see her get out of that one.

>>22103189

is it me or do the way KC draw guys give kind of an effeminate vibe to them?

>>22103210
They're fuckbois, after all.

>>22103222
what does that mean?

>>22103210
>setting is in response to the asian male conundrum over in japan
>literal fuckbois
>asian fuckbois
Draw them how you will they'll always be effeminate.

>>22103081
>pharaoh
>cucking her husband and fucking her descendant

>>22103256
guy is probably long dead

>>22103204
where is this from?

>>22103275
the internet

>>22103284
Which is a series of tubes, not a big truck.

>>22103284
>>22103290
>mge magitek internet.

>>22103033
Wendidad has to control himself, Wendimom will never let him forget that time he got one of their daughters stuck high up in a pine tree and the Snuggle Scouts had to bring in ladders to save her

>>22103295
imagine the huge library of loli porn on there, categorized by species to beat your meat to after entering sabbathhub dot com.

>>22103256
Nah she probably was some unmarried crone. He is a direct decendent of her sister.

>>22103169
but what if it's just her personal library in her ancient manor deep in the woods that nobody dares go near?

>>22103316
the dream

>>22103299
>”Really Mr. Wendigo, usually when we get called over here it’s for something your daughter did. Surprised to see it’s on you this time!”
>”Yyeeeaah, got a little bit carried away there...”
>”I also rarely see you without your coat on! Wife take it away as punishment?”
>”Eheh... howd you guess...”
>sounds of scouts stepping up the ladder in the background, confused awawas from the tree
>Winter-Rata standing by writing in her notepad as the ‘rescue’ goes without a hitch and little Wendi is given some hot coco to calm her down
Ah, slice of life Winterstown.

>>22103328
It’s the comfiest town so long as you stay away from the deep woods and mountains

>>22103318
RESPECT BOOKS

>>22103345
But somebody has to deliver Mr. Supertramp his mail...

All this talk about pharaoh ancestry but something I haven't seen addressed is dynasties. I don't see anything saying a person can only be descended from one pharaoh. It would strange to say the least if all the different pharaohs you're descended from from the same dynasty were to bicker over which of them has seniority. Some might say the eldest should have seniority but what if her accomplishments in life were pitiful compared to one of the later pharaohs of her dynasty?

>>22103368
I WILL NOT BE A WEAK LINK

In Soviet Russia, fish catches you.

>>22103353
There be vicious snow elf tribes and dire wendies out there...and something in the mountains that drives men mad

>>22103328
>Snuggle Scout Yeti carries a mini barrel with her
>inside she pulls out hot cocoa for Wendi, a glass of brandy for dad
>the brandy is strictly protocol and not at all a reward for tossing Wendi into a tree
The Snuggle Scouts come prepared!

>>22103143
Bore Ragnarok?

Did KC die? Why is the last monster from april?

>>22103400
No, he is working on a game apparently.

>>22103400
KC has a life outside MGE you know.

>>22103400
He and Will released a book in August. He had a fairly long Q&A session on his site a few week ago and is currently working on a MGE game not to mention he does have a job besides MGE..

>>22103394
Just make sure not to whistle at the northern lights and you'll be fine.

>>22103400
No real reason, at all.

>>22103404
like he has a GF and stuff
what kind of woman would KC be with?

>>22103230
They’re cumpumps

>>22103423
Someone open-minded.

>>22103427
whoa whoa whoa anon you saying its a tranny?
thats a serious accusation anon you cant be throwing that around.

>>22103429
What you just said has no bearing on what I said, please never reply to me or my Oni again.

>>22103431
as far as Im aware open-minded=gay sjw shit.

>>22103423
>what kind of woman would KC be with?
Probably someone who wouldn't cause a bitch fit at him making lolicon art

>>22103435
You might need medication for whatever you have.

>>22103429
Not that kind of open-minded

>>22103436
Maybe if he is lucky he found a nice petite woman willing to dress like a bapho every now and then.

>>22103440
i tried a bunch of stuff
weirdest was prozac cause it removed all of my libido
to be in a state where I had no sexual desire whatsoever
it was fucking weird bro

>>22103449
I do know there is a Japanese porn actress who's entire gimmick is that even though shes an adult she looks like shes 12.

>>22103450
and fucked up dreams

>>22103388
i wanna be caught by a russian fish

>>22103417
Goey slime girls are no fun. They're icky. The more solid, jello-like kind are the fun ones. Instead of making a mess everywhere they can do the opposite by using their bodies to clean. Having a jello-like slime girl move her fingers along your teeth would be a faster way to clean them than by brushing for example.

>>22103454
porn acting is so bad or filled with cringe sounds and dialogue i can't watch it

Fat wight.

>>22102578
Watch out for piles of leaves

>>22103487
i always watch porn on mute

>>22103500
audio is important but i'm flaccid if they speak and it's some dumb fake shit they were told sounds sexy in normie porn

>>22103507
>audio is important
im too use to have it on mute

>>22103442
i bet she flicked her bean to it. Probably imagined herself as a lim dominating her man.

>>22103512
bean flick?

>>22103513
Masturbated.Flick being the action of rubbing and bean being a euphemism for clit or vagina.

>>22103513
It's a slang term for female masturbation.

>>22103478
Shouldn’t that be the Adidas logo?

>>22103517
>>22103518
ah i see
i just imagine a race with beans were you can only move them by flicking them.

>>22103522
maybe

>>22103522
i dont get it

>>22103512
>Tfw no sjw domme gf
Feels bad

>>22103454
More than 1, there's an entire genre built around that. I'm surprised people getting mistakenly v& over it isn't more common.

>>22103539
>SJW
Ewww

>>22103552
Wasn’t there some porn star who got breast implants because she was so sick of being dragged into court over the authorities mistaking her for a minor.

>>22103539
>>22103560
I read a monsterization story where one turned into a cutie demon. Nutted so hard to it!

>>22103512
I wouldn't want to flick her bean, but I'd definitely wanna flick a lilim's bean

>>22103589
Can someone tell me the title or link to the story?

>>22103589
Link?

I want to teach my daughteru how to ring the devil's doorbell!

>>22103599
So is that a yes to flicking her bean if she was a lilim?

>>22103601
>>22103602
https://pastebin.com/hPCEb2UF
Had to re-paste it due to previous being deleted.

>>22103602
>>22103601
The pastebin was deleted a long time ago.

>>22103630
Wait, I recognize that author. Do you have any other stories from him? I’ve been looking for a copy of his “Historical Documents” story ever since his pastebin got deleted.

>>22103525
Are you sure you’re old enough to go online without your parent’s permission?

>>22103638
no unfortunately. I only saved this one at the time. Now though i save everything to make sure shit like that doesnt happen.

>>22103617
Wouldn’t you rather knock on heaven’s door? Then run and hide in the bushes?

Dragons!

So, in theory if someone turns into an incubus will his liver automatically heal itself? I'm not an alcoholic btw, I'm asking for a friend.