/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22099724
>Say you're a priest and agree to be healslut for them
>Night before raid and they're constantly throwing their arms around you and rubbing your thighs
>Just play it off as you're too innocent to understand what they want
>Make it to the final boss with low health because healing isn't your strong suit
>They just think you're new to raiding and don't berate you
>Boss downs your party since you're not a good healer
>Leaves you alone though since you're just a healer and can't hurt her
>Even invites you to do so, letting you have the first blow
>You mind control her and walk her off the edge of the arena into the chasm below
>You take all the loot from the raid and leave your party still downed
>Go to different town and sell your services as a healslut to another party

>Defeat /fit/ Elf in a fair duel
>She claims you cheated
>Says she'll tell everyone that you sullied her maidenhood
>Unless you be the little spoon for her tonight
There's just no winning with them