/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45031005
Poor Ms. Lich. Don't worry, I'm sure Anon will ask to be your apprentice someday.

>>44283420
>Medium wife need not apply
>"But... I learned to see the future to find you."

>>44132520
Because they're dorks who live in dungeons and are easy targets! What's she gonna do, leave her weird underground house?

>>43154324
Liches have feelings too, you know.

>>42983535
'nother dork before bed.

>Be adventurer
>Bully wannabe lich by raiding her dungeon every week
>Even after doing solo panty raids on lilim I make sure to hearthstone back to mess with her
>Make sure to set off all her traps that deal practically no damage to me instead of disabling them so she has a harder time to reset them
>Purposely let the zombies get close so I can cuddle them getting them addicted to my scent/mana so they won't bother other male adventurers
>Draw out her boss fight so I get to destroy more and more of her lab, got even better when she dropped her secret diary one run and reading it out to her during the fight is just icing
>World event happens monsters from nearby dungeons, raids, etc. are attacking the closest city
>Heroes gotta defend them otherwise the city is turned into a monster city
>More importantly the tanukis will rule the auction house
>Everyone defending the end game cities meanwhile I go to the starting town
>Wannabe lich got an upgrade to full lich but is still just leveled to the current area which I am way above
>No one defending the town besides me and some newbies
>Everyone else is battling what ever is close meanwhile I'm going straight for the horde and their new lich queen
>Old zombies make up much of the horde and all remember me eager for cuddles ignoring their queen and her commands
>Over power lich as well princess carrying her away from the town
>Pied piper those zombies straight back to the dungeon and straight into the lich's private quarters locking the door behind us
>Toss her onto the bed accidentally crushing her phylactery cause she hid it under her pillow
>Tales spread through the newbie zones about a selfless hero who took the bulk of the horde and their queen back to the crypt that contained them and bravely locking himself in there to save the town from undead rule

>>31874329
>because they never thought their husbands would exist outside their imaginations.
Unfortunately that's just how we'll continue to exist for them.
I wonder what the monster girl version of Ryan Gosling kicking that chair is

>>27364569
Why were you so late good night anon?

>>26877397
That's your job!

>>22231574
yes

>>22175063
I-it's just a misprint!

>>22099536

>>21815528
But it's true.

>>21763838
>I tried anon
>I really tried
>the corpse just wouldn't budge
>I'm sorry anon
>I'm sorry

>>21737782
Lich services don't come cheap.

What happens if a man does the ritual to become a lich?

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75599919

>>20342679

>>20016204
Making a lich laugh at one of my jokes!

>>19877830

I go to my waifu's workplace and interrupt her meetings with cookies for her!

>>19592816