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>>40636117
Every day we drift closer to the food crisis(starving africans) sparking ww3.

From the dumbest apocalypse scenario ever shall the portals and cunny come.

>>39514364
Join the Momonika Sabbath then.

>>38546309

>>38291295
>he doesn't want to wake up with his face pressed against an ironing board
same rules still apply

God, i hope KC adds a lot of lolis to his game.

>>31323385
>>31323255

Have the sabbath come around for you, anon?

Join the Sabbath, anon

>>25995926
Just a reminder

>>23242786
baphy-chan!

>>22579506

>>21444693
I agree 100%, god tier taste. Overly disproportional oppai is absolute dog shit, oppai loli especially.

If oppai fags feel the need to reply to this, it only further confirms how shit your taste is.

>>21195327
>Making out with loli buttholes is scientifically proven to cause a permanent increase to happiness!
BAPHO SAN TRULY KNOWS BEST!

>>21149413
only the loli revolution will fix this thread.

God i wish i had extra money to spend on artwork for my waifu. Though, i guess if i did, it'd be pretty fucking hard finding someone willing to draw a lewd loli.

>>21059260
Yeah I can see that just in general, if you don't get lucky enough where your baphomet waifu sees your hidden/latent potential and take you in because of that. And witches and other lolis who are trying to get in your pants way more easily than the baphomet. I can only imagine though that it'll be worth it, magically if you wanted to do the wizard thing, and sexually (obviously).

>After months of hard training and countless failures, you manage to make enough of an impression through your equally as countless corny confessions to Bapho-sama that she finally shows some affection towards you.
>At least you don't have to keep challenging her and coming up with more confessions
>Slowly the petite goat warms up to you, and slowly starts becoming more and more lewd
>What feels like an eternity later, you finally get a taste of the so called "world's greatest" cunny
>Let's just say "world's greatest" not exaggerated in the slightest.
>Live out the rest of your days with your goat waifu sleeping on your chest, and getting trained in the ways of mamano magic by the world's greatest (and smug-est) teacher imaginable.
>Among other things...

Kinda time skipped through some portions, but eh this isn't some professional book I'm writing. Also I'm sorry but I had to include cunny in there

>>20950170
>Personally don't like pedoshit
Okay

>>20891275
They explain why lolis are better, and why you should dick them!

I love lolis and flat chests!

This thread has been commandeered by the Sabbath!

I love lolis!

>>20750455
A public service announcement from the Sabbath and a Baphomet:

>"Destroy the child. Corrupt them all!"

That is all.