/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>35733147
That's a lot! I honestly didn't expect that many. I'll try my best tho.

>>35733192
What should I write about you Anon?

>>33878025
>Not also crossing out the double-triple digit amount of children she wanted and writing "All of them"
Amateurish

>>31897383
Depends, if it’s a Sabbath monster they’d never break me. Average monster could probably do it easily by picking me up and demanding sex. Absolute mommies like dark priests, minotaurs, lilims, or demons would make me shut down just from eye contact

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>>20938103
I remember reading a post about how hard it would be to actually go for a lilim for a simple guy, especially when you have tons of easier to achieve mgs lusting after you, and what scale of adventure would you have to go trough
>the mg who would actually want to be with me would have to through the exact same scale of hardships, but not even for love, but simply opening up.

Eh its not worth the effort. I could be some final boss or some shit at this point.

>>19010714
Calm down dearie, I'll sign your contract when you're of legal capacity.

>the whole universe have tons of mgs to choose from
>still choose the classic succ

I don't even know if this is good or bad or whatever

>>17849328
That can be arranged sir. Please sign here.

>>17830366
Right there, on the marriage certificate. You may be required to deliver additional spankings and impregnations if your wife has put such terms into your marriage contract.

>>17773588
There is a Demon partner, but most of her work is in non-contentious community contracts. You know, childhood friends drafting their engagement agreements, young lovers securing their marriage, that sort of thing. The work doesn't pay very well unless you get a big client, so she won't exactly have a lot of room for new associates.

A shame that you're not interested in corporate work, though, there's a Tanuki partner in her department that's looking into Merger and Acquisitions of Husbandos, which is always a hot sector.

>>17773580
That can be arranged. Just draft an application for pelvic crushing pro hac vice pendente nuptiae in Form 169, and file it with the nearest Registrar of Pelvises. Then Ms Ushi will have 3 weeks to comply (or to reject the application if married). Good luck!

>>17773584
Gotta look professional for the clients.

>>17773600
Bit of a conflict of personal interest there with the interests of the client. Often, the best option is not to litigate proactive marriages, but to encourage the two to settle out of court at the nearest Church of the Fallen God. That said, I assume your wife is clever enough to draft it in a way that makes life easy for you, so welcome to the fold.

>>17468498
your gay, lol