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Anon, you met your monster fucking quota for the week, right?
You don't have to be reminded what happens to men who fail to meet the quota, right?

>>39283621
Would a hummingbird monstergirl be into sounding? Would she try to stick a thin straw into your urethra considering how normal hummingbirds have their narrow beaks to get nectar? This is important.

What if I don't want to be a good boy, what if I want to be a sinner and be friends with those demons and succubi? What are nuns gonna do about that? There's a really nice white succubus who says she will always be my friend.

>>36764821
Patriotism exists as an extension of community. Community is an extension of family. And family is an extension of love.
Love is the key. If a monstergirl loves me, and I love her in return, we are family. A country that cannot respect family—that cannot respect love—is no country of mine. Love is love.

Attention: this is just a reminder that you belong to a monster. Do not resist. that is all.

>a perfectly average example of every MGE monster girl species (except for a Lilim) is transported to a deserted island to compete
>the competition is a battle royale where every natural weapon they have and any other harmful tool they can attempt to use has an identical effect to demon silver, proportional to the magnitude of the normal effect it would inflict on the target
>there is a slowly shrinking, clearly defined magical boundary where any monster girl that is outside of it is disqualified
>the boundary will shrink to a close after 6 hours
>every participant is highly motivated, since they are all single and the prize is having the Lilim who organized the event use her powerful magic to divine the location of and set up a date with the winner's ideal guy
>last monster girl standing wins
Who wins?
Are they any monster girls that you think would perform better or worse than their general level of strength would imply?

>>34864482
No one can defeat the lim thighs.
The lim thighs will strike you down with a vicious blow.
We are the vanquished foes of the lim thighs.
We tried to win for why we do not know.

I pity the low IQ peasants that can't appreciate the fine art that is anime rap.

>>34216309
Something something mindbreaking with a touch. What the takeaway is, you should totally hug the lilim

>>34130580
I'd probably leave most of the specifics up to her, but I would want it to just be constantly evening and always raining, I find the sounds of rain outside to be very soothing

>>33954239
The advice giving lilim is up to her tricks again

>Be best friend of the hero
>Despite your better judgement, join him on his quest
>Know how this quest is gonna end, odds are he's gonna end up in bed with her
>Keeping in line with the last twenty or so heroes dispatched on these quests.
>Still, he has stuck with you through thick and thin, so you should return the favor.
>Know when he ends up defeated, you are probably gonna get handed off to one of the lilim's lieutenants.
>At least she is guaranteed to be cute because monster, and powerful enough to be the lieutenant of a lilim.
>Probably.
>Maybe a dragon or a demon or something.
>So the quest begins, and predictably, nearly every monster you come across tries to jump the hero instead of his friend.
>You got some lecherous looks, sure, but when it came down to effort, it was all on him.
>You're still not sure how you feel about getting passed on by monsters of all things so they could try and get into your pal's pants.
>Seriouisly, those kunoichi who stole half your gear could have dragged you away then and there if they didn't wake you up trying to haul his ass off given how he sleeps like a log.
>At least you made friends with the party members you picked up on the way, even though they also had at least one monster try to take a pass at them.
>Hell, even the Demon that plagued you the last few weeks, who introduced herself as the second-in-command of the lilim, had eyes only for the hero
>At this point you are convinced that the lilim is going to have to assign you a wife once this is all said and done since none of the monsters seem to want you.
>Fast forward to the battle with the lilim
>It went about as well as you expected
>The rest of the party were picked off by the monsters in the castle
>This left just you and the hero facing the lilim after unlocking the doors to her throne room
>You were still trying to figure out the physics of the web trap that snagged John as you inserted the last key
>And now both of you are on your last legs while the lilim seems as composed as when you first walked into the throne room
>You can't stand anymore, and he is about to collapse, but he has interposed himself between you and the lilim to protect you.
>And now she is giving her speech about how you are doomed and how she will be merciful if you surrender now, bla bla bla
>Obviously she is talking to the hero, and you find your eyes wandering as they go through their banter since, as a hero, your friend would never submit willingly.
>He is in for the riding of his life after this, probably after you get introduced to your new wife, or maybe during.
>That's when you see it
>Tucked away in the corner, you see a daki
>Wow, so she really has one. Hilarious.
>Wait
>Why does it have a picture of you on it?
>Why is your old weapon leaning against the throne? The same one the kunoichi stole?
>...So that's where your underwear went after they stole it.
>So the rumors about that kinda stuff is true, who knew?
>Your attention snaps back and you catch the tail end of the dialogue between lilim and hero.
>"Since you won't surrender him willingly, I will TAKE him."
>One blast of magic later, hero was sent hurtling out of the room.
>Lilim waves her hand, and the doors slam shut behind him, and another set of magical chains snake across the door.
>Bitch, it took you hours to find the keys for the first set.
>As you lay there, the lilim leans down and whispers into your ear.
>"Don't worry about your friends, they are all happily married by now. And the hero is probably getting acquainted with the Demon now.
>"Oh, and because of the defiance and disrespect you two have shown me, you won't walk straight for at least a month after I'm done with you."
>As you are dragged off to the bedroom, you hear the lilim talking excitedly about how she doesn't need "that old pillow" anymore now that you're here.
>As she was following through on her threat about walking, you realize that this explains why none of the other monsters ever did more than look in your direction.
>Funny how these things work out

I like lilims because I like the white hair/wings/tail
Also I am a huge powerslut

Powerful monsters disguising themselves as human to slip into adventuring parties and get closer to the heroes so they can pull off a dramatic reveal and turn on the party, explaining that they were a monster all along before giving them all a "bad end", having the men in the party get married and monsterizing the women

>>33654621
Tag alongside your adventures, bugging you for scraps and occasional entertainment because she is bored and waiting to see how long it takes until you realize just who is traveling with you

>>33634589
>Now, If a ghoul does manage to get you out of your pants, your only hope is shoving it as far down their throat as possible, overload the system, y'know?
>If an arachne ever ties you up, you gotta struggle enough to threaten the webbing, she will be too occupied trying to repair the webs enough to keep you trapped, and it should give your pals enough time to rescue you
>Holy water totally works on hellhounds, they will turn tail at the slightest hint of it
>The best ways of fighting oni's, ogres, minotaurs, and those other physically strong monsters is to get in close, they will have trouble dealing with you if you can get inside their reach since they can't maneuver their clubs or axes as easily
>Lilim's are weak to handholding
And other helpful tips can be found inside the Adventuerer's survival guide, Written by Lili M.

>tfw if I were ever portaled I would want to go join the order so I could live out my fantasy of being seduced away from the order by big titty waifu monster

>You talk big for somebody in instant-loss distance

What happens if I nibble on the tip of a lilim's tail?

>>33466848
>open console
>tgm
>tcl
>laugh as I float away and they can do nothing to stop me
>Stop laughing as my rampant cheating attracts a Lilim that is capable of reversing commands who is determined to put me in my place

>>33392116
>I asked for paizuri,and now breasts are my characters weakness
You are a man of culture
What were the other options?

Don't make me kiss you on the lips my silly little anon-kun.

>anon is scouting out a demon realm
>sees a lilim in the distance through his high power binoculars
>suddenly, the lilim turns and looks directly at him from over a mile away
>she smiles and blows a kiss
>anon is nearly overwhelmed by a sudden mix of panic and arousal
>but he calms himself and takes another look, this information is important
>it's hard to tell through a smudge on one of the lenses, but it seems like she's gone
>anon checks the binoculars
>the smudge was a lipstick mark
>as anon tries to process the implication, a shadow is cast across him from behind

>>22103512
I wouldn't want to flick her bean, but I'd definitely wanna flick a lilim's bean