/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20615742
Praise the icy Mofu Queen

>>20615746

Reminder that sons that grow up in monster families will not grow up well and most likely turn into fucked up runaways that nobody will love as an adult. Please be a proper parent and give any sons to a human family that supports mamano.

>>20615758
Big, THICK dairy foxes

Consider blue and how it might improve your favorite girl

>>20615776
Reminder that KC sez that monster girls will do their best to give sons a normal upbringing.

>>20615746
>>20615758
Poor girl looks confused and embarrassed of her new mofu improvements

>>20615784
No refunds.

>>20615790
A lot of crappy parents say the same thing, anon.

>>20615805
I'm fine with that.

>>20615787

Cute raccoon girls that smell bad in the rain!

>>20615810
Monsters aren't 3DPD.

It seemed absurd that humans would develop the snake cult independently of monsters but after seeing shit like
>https://www.wfla.com/amp/news/national/watch-snake-priestess-serpentessa-uses-snakes-to-massage-you/1308219886
I’m starting to believe that humans would come up with that.

>>20615815
>”Where is your leaf?”

>>20615790
>Pharaoh in a casual sweater and jeans, scrapbooking
>in a club with a dozen other high-tier momsters who just want quiet suburban lives with their sons
>maybe later she'll ensure the flow of ma'at through the universe isn't turbulent, or make brownies or something

>>20615828

>>20615822
>Couple has been spending the past few decades having tons of sex and everything has been going well thanks to mamono mana
>Even have a couple daughters and they turned out fine despite the couple doing almost nothing to change their habits
>One day they finally have a son
>Anon actually thinks this same couple will radically change themselves just for one kid
It's silly to think like this, anon.

>>20615892
There's no reason to believe incubi children would be any different than monstergirl children.

>>20615847
That sounds cute and comfy.

>tfw this will probably never be colored

>>20615897
Incubi children are male. The second they're old enough for monster girls they'd be given away. It could be worse though, they could have ended up like human boy orphans after incubi sons become a common thing.

>>20615927
It makes poor miss Banshee cry!

>>20615942
There there...

>>20615954
>What is it boss?

>>20615965
Fast, skillful hands

>>20615975
They have skilled hands alright.

>>20615965
That's a big letter opener.

I bet Anon won't last longer than 5 minutes in a Hell in a Cell match with Stone Wolf Steph Austin!

That Timber Wolf Girl will throw him around like a ragdoll!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azVx4ZFsax4

>>20616003

Steph Anne Austin?

>>20615941
>Incubi children are male.
And they also have the same values as monstergirls, so there.

>>20616003
The battle one cannot see but believe

>Kid has a shitty life at home
>Decides to start fights at school to feel tough
>Gets his ass kicked every day by monster girls wanting to protect the weak
>Gets his ass beat by his parents for being a troublemaker
>Parents get themselves corrupted and start acting like everything was always fine
Thanks, Demon Lord.

>>20616077
Alraunes out in the wild! Gotta take a picture!

>>20616075
At some point he'd get the attention of an older girl at school or even a teacher. Or maybe a kouhai

>>20616075
>Tries to join a gang
>Tough Werewolf leader says no because he's too weak
>Secretly starts to help him throughout his days
>Too nervous to ask him out
Thanks Demon Lord.

>>20616075
I know I shouldn't be doing this but:
>Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon.

>>20616114
i wanna be captured by a h'orc

>>20616126
I want to capture a h'orc!
And many girls!

Zombie magical girls!

>>20616138
p'orcs can go away i have eyes only for that delicious dark skin!

what's the species of monster girl you rape but then she rapes you back twice as hard plus ten

>>20616146
If I ever manage to trick a manticore that's how I'd want it to go.

>>20616105
That wouldn't just undo years of child abuse and the kid growing up to be a terrible person with anger issues.

>>20616162
then you're gonna regret violating her now that she won't stop ever since she's gotten a taste of what makes men fall to the floor in submission for a mamono

>>20616174
If monster girls can heal hardened criminals, then they can heal troubled youths.

>>20616187
Oh no

>>20616089
>order girl
Order doesn't want weak men that can't even win a fight against a blind woman
>teacher
They have better things to do than worry about a bullu trying to gain sympathy
>kouhai
Losers don't get kouhais

>>20616199
"older"

>>20616075
>kid goes on a date with nice looking human girl
>is actually a selkie without her seal skin
>selkie screams "NOW"
>kid get's ganged up on by her tough monster friends and gets MONSTERED out in the forest
Thanks, Demon Lord.

>>20616211
Same outcome. She would find someone better.

https://img.pawoo.net/media_attachments/files/000/123/444/original/2a58b17e162f3b73.png
Literal mouthpussy.

>>20615776
Incubi (and monster for that matter) children are probably highly independant due to this very reason. Their mother and father are too busy focusing on each other to take care of their children. Not 24/7 sex, but just spending too much tine loving each other to really care all that much about their children. Those children will then likely go out, wander around, find each other and form relationships. Hence, the probability for there to be a proportionally large number of childhood romances in monster society is quite high.

>>20616238
Perfect.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that chain spooning is the best.

Reminder that it's not necrophilia if they're still moving.

monster girl rape simulator when.

>>20616194
A boy like that isn't going to grow up living in a wonderful household after getting healed and married by a monster girl. He's gonna grow up to be living in a shithole fighting for the entertainment of others every other day.

>>20616277
Also remember that its not unethical to slowly grow the breasts of your zombie underlings till they're quite, quite large in size.

>>20616238
>>20615776
Wait is that what yall are arguing about
Its literally in the world guide, the first one in the section about monster children
They're very largely independent and are essentially able to fend for themselves much earlier than even the already expected early age of self independence associated with a medieval human society
Presumably if the latest age a monstergirl is expected to reach sexual maturity/preparedness is age 10, at the LATEST mind you, then most of them can realistically fend for themselves by that point entirely

It stands to reason Incubi children would be no different

>>20616238
Love isn't a limited resource, Anon

>>20616284
Ah, just a couple more cup sizes, that's all~!
meanwhile they're running out of room in their room all squeeeezed up against each other titside to titside

>>20616277
you must prepare for the next zombie invasion then. cuz my friend, you're gonna be slamming zombie ass with live human dick like rabbits

>>20616296
Love isn’t, but time is. Imagine the day in the life of an incubus. You wake up next to your wife, you have sleepy morning sex with your wife, you get up and cook breakfast together to eat with your family, you take your wife out on a park date, you come back home with your wife and have sex again, you go out again with your wife on a dinner date, you come back home and you have sex one more time before you sleep. Any way you look at it, there’s just not going to be enough hours in the day to take care of a kid.

>>20616272
what's chain spooning...?

>>20616284
>Zombie groaning vacantly
>One year later
>Zombie groaning, but there's a tinge of concern
>You can't imagine why, as you casually dodge your head right before a blouse button goes lasering past your head

>>20616307
Those are some gorgeous zombs.
i love zombies!

>>20616282
Never underestimate the power of the V.

>>20616314
Not him but probably several spooning, harem?

>>20616146
>>20616187
I don't want to summon HIM, but I'm curious what Monster would seethe the most if she was the one to get violated and would try rape him 10x harder.
Since most monsters wouldn't mind if their crush came onto them.

>>20616320
Zombies love you!
A horde of 18 zombies, a Jiang-shi, and Mummy have all come to your house to live with you!

>>20616326
Bangsyip

>>20616320

>>20616327
Perfect.
Gonna spoil them and train them and buy them the best dresses and clothes I can afford.
Gonna make each and every one my princess, my everything!

>>20616282
Fine. What is the answer your looking for? His life is going to be shit until he eventually decides to hang himself? You want a self insert?

>>20616304
Exactamudno.
Grow dem gals!

>>20616316
Another fine example!

>>20616338
oh shit call glacies chan cause he's gonna need some ice for that burn

>>20616314
You spoon one girl while being spooned by another.

>>20616323
It's still manticores. They're comparatively protective of their virginity and would have you take responsibility.

>>20616331
She's so beautiful and precious! I need all the zombies! I'll love them all so much and pamper them with all that I can!

>>20616234
This could only be improved by the addition of a core with a blushing face

>>20616323
redcaps. they like rape but they probably don't like it any other way so they might get angry and their caps start turning into a dark red.

>>20616234
I'm not sure if this is too lewd for a blue board but it sure as hell feels like it:
https://i.imgur.com/DYVrFtf.png

>>20616323
>I don't want to summon HIM
>implying his mom hasn't revoked his computer privileges for posting on 4chan

>>20616307
This is fine.

>>20616460
What's she embarrassed about?

>>20616466
She's so fat!

>>20616445
Marry the zombies! Love the zombies!

>>20616485
Smol sphinx.

>>20616505
Give me the tiniest Sphinx you haves

>>20616479

I'd play this game.

>>20616511
You asked for it.

>>20616479
tfw no zombie to marry and give all your love until she turns into a magic ghost hands undead

>>20616511

>>20616524
She's perfect. She can sit on my desk or on my shoulders all day and keep me company.

Do you even lift?

>>20616537
No

>>20616532

>>20616537
Those are some big mangrabbers

>>20616505
>Y-You're not supposed to get it wrong on purpose you idiot!
>Eh?! What do you mean the winner has to sit on the loser's face?!

>>20616560
Is this a Shirohebi?

>>20616644
That's one of those things you figure out when they're a little older.

if you found a dragon lair and yelled I love you then hid and did this every day how long till she catches you

>>20616699
1.

>>20616347
The idea of a MG that would get off from having you squirm at the other end of the dinner table while she played at casual conversation and you focused on the bulb wrapped around your groin being the same monster who would become deeply offended if you tore off her panties and raped her is intensely appealing.

>>20616804
i have a thing for fellatio tentacles and manticore really does things to me.

>Kissing and licking a cheshire cat's butthole
This is undoubtedly the quickest way to make a cheshire cat hit nuclear levels of smug no one thought was even possible.

>>20616594


>>20616982
>MG employment office
>all the jobs are rimjobs
>ohoho.jpg

>>20615742
Lich grimoire circles. Yaoi grimoire circles. Featuring famous male heroes of the Order.

The male order heroes themselves could as there is a chance of their female colleagues falling to yaoi, but dare they risk the mission with a terrible fate should they be defeated by the lich and her circle?

>>20617012
Great big squishy paw pads!

>>20617036
Ignoring the spoilered shit, book clubs might be fun. Arcane and eldritch knowledge discussed weekly!

Will this be the year for productivity?

>>20617436
I want a Leanan Sidhe to inspire me with slow oral sex.

>>20617464
not a paintbrush to the taint?

a taintbrush?

>>20617517
>>20616982
You're a sick, sick man. Carry on.

>>20617531
I think we're all pretty sick here, anon. I know I am.

I may have a fever, even. One for which there is only one prescription.

>>20617365
I am open to the idea of shy, bespectacled, softspoken monstergirls. Bookish ones that have no idea how beautiful they are.

>>20617544
Jolly good.

>>20615742
So earlier posts talked about how human men and monstergirl couplings raise and educate their children...

Tell me, what are the bestest ways human and monstergirl couplings would raise, educate and take care of their monstergirl and Incubi children with good upbringings?

What would a monstergirl do when they encounter and happen upon runaway children? Especially if it is boys/shotas who ran away from horrifically abusive households? I can assume Monstergirls would attempt to corrupt/monsterize runaway girls. But how would Monstergirls handle boys who ran away from such bad households? Who would they comfort them?

And would orphanages and child shelters ran by Monstergirls and the Medical Sabbath be places of tear-jerking feels where Monstergirls take care and groom orphans to be such perfectly well adjusted and productive members of soceity more than normal orphanages can do. And also such tear-jerking but heartwarming moments where the monstergirl caretakers help heal broken children who ran away from their troubles by the power of love and cuddles?

>>20617563
>tfw lactose intolerant

>>20617557
*Bookish ones who know exactly how beautiful they are and respect your ability to discern it.

Things your waifu's species can do that unsettle you!

>>20617640
get an erection

>>20617640
Keep me from killing myself

>>20617640
Testicle slapping.
No idea how that translates into MGE, since KC's design for giant tanuki balls was that shin fur.

>>20617640
Produce fire and acid inside their bodies. I mean I've got digestive acids too but I can't melt trough things by spitting on them.

>>20617640
My wives are pretty human-esque in species. So the only thing that’d be weird would be them revealing kinks like finding out one of my daughterus is interested in exhibitionism.

>>20617673
teabagged by waifu's giant furry scrote

>>20617629
Yes, very good. I think I made a long-winded rant about this last time that image was posted.

>>20617640
As cool as magic is, I don't know her limits and its entirely possible I was put under a powerful charm spell and no longer have any free will with no way of ever knowing if this is true.
There's also >>20617676
I don't want kids, but if I ever change my mind and she starts acting like a pervert at such a young age I'd feel really uncomfortable. Worse so if the wife is perfectly happy about it.
There'd also be the initial meeting. I don't care how beautiful and reassuring she is, getting dragged into some creepy shack in the woods is only going to make me assume the worst

>>20617640
Nope, can't think of anything. Probably says more about me than her. I doubt she could do anything to me that I wouldn't be at least open to trying.

>>20617640
Break her neck and not feel anything!

>>20615965
>that beautiful letter opener / self defense weapon
>literally everything in the cupboards
>blush that synchronizes with evil red eye glow
>heart motif ear jewelry to truly show MGE influence (seriously 1 heart in 99% of profiles, go check)
>Business casual
>glasses
>Those wonderful fantastic horns comparable only by the swept back draenei ones

Almost perfect. Almost.

>Degenerate white lilim wings

This soils it.

>>20617823
What monster girl could you have join your party and not end up getting husbando'd?

>>20617916
Automaton.

>>20617946
>welsh cat and the sword soak up all the artist attention
It's a real shame, Poppi is adorable.

>>20617976
WHoah whoah WHOAH there anon.

That Welsh cat got fucked over and cucked into oblivion then literally had a unseen offscreen training montage arc before the DLC released a new menu screen and became another member of the wife harem.

She effectively was cucked, entered the hyperbolic time chamber, and then came out with power levels so high they forcefully re-included her into team sexy. Everyone lended her their power to make it happen, Werecat basically has the same pull as a fucking planet at this point after she was originally handed that raw deal.

Poppi being eclipsed is only natural in the face of that. Now if we really want to talk about someone getting eclipsed into near nothingness it's the mega milk Wererabbit.

>Demon Training
>There's actually very little inappropriate activity present and lots of in depth law and contractual education

Tell me anon, you wouldn't be one of those terrible fathers who couldn't help their demon kid do their homework right?

Right? Right?

>>20617640
Eat an animal larger than me, and her stomach growling can sometimes be unnerving. But her soft, warm, cutesy smile takes all my worries away because I know she's the sweetest girl alive and wouldn't even ever fathom hurting me.

>>20618165
I don't know SHIT about demonology though.

>>20618058
Yeah but Poppi is really cute.

>>20618181
>a butthole too big to fug

i'm gonna try anyway

There is nothing wrong with making love with an Alp.

>>20617640
Going TOO far with her experiments.

>>20618360
What about making love TO an Alp though?

>>20618214
>Marries a Demon
>Doesn't become a Warloc-ubis

Other options include lawyer or mage but Magi would only understand the basics involved. You wouldn't plan on staying some kind of farmer or something though right?

>>20618058
Since that's a Sachito image, I assumed from the thumbnail that her sleeves were her breasts.

>>20618432
I sold my soul to become a comic book artist and by God's nemesis I'm going to make the most of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HFdJlFPFsw

>>20616505
>Sphinx daughteru entering the 'Why?' phase.

>>20618469
Gonna give her a bath!

>>20618469
>goats baaing in the distance

>>20618485
and blood!

>>20616560
>Blue eyes white wyrmling
MY WIFE IS THE STRONGEST

>>20618653
That Wurm is a basket case, anon.

What monsters will enjoy lofi hiphop?

>>20618775
My waifu. Yetis also have an inclination to hip-hop. Chill girls like flow kelp would probably dig it.

>>20618775
>Lich listening to lofi hiphop while writing her 500+ pages paper on the results of her experiments
Yes.

>>20618775
Baphos.

>>20618775
Hakutuku
>Beats to study to... and possible slow relaxing sex

Beware those who travel to the Undead Kingdom during Winter!

>>20618938
Isn't the undead kingdom basically in a state of perpetual winter?

What slimes does KC have left?

>>20619287
Metal Slime obviously.

>>20619287
Magic slime is the only one I can think of

>>20619287
Metal Slimes, Grey Slimes, Gelatinous Cubes, Undead Slime.
Realistically we might get a Grey Slime. It would be competition for Dark Slime at being the most magical.

Liches in modern clothing is just perfect.

>>20617640
Any single hug could crush my body and give me injuries “incompatible with life”

>>20619389

>>20619462

>>20619287

>>20619551
She looks dead on the outside AND the inside!

>>20619551
We need more girls with mini/micro skirts.

>I can’t see shit, but husband is going to love these sick jams

>>20619669
She's a drummer? Cool.

>>20618165
>There's actually very little inappropriate activity present
>by monster standards

>>20619649

Where the fuck are hamsters in the wild?
The orgins of hamster girls are a mystery

>>20618921
Slow relaxing sex to study to.

>Go hit the gym with the wives.
>Jinko is working hard with me
>Cheshire is just chatting it up in yoga class, along with looking over every now and then.

Cute wives!

>>20619762
I hope she's not radioactive.

>>20619745
The great Capybara.

>>20619745
I don't think hamsters exist at all, they sound like a joke.
>>20619767
One of those cats will end up fat.

>>20619733
YES!
Something about it being just enough to not show anything and her just needing to lift it a little bit to expose everything is just to damn good.
I bet they also have micro skirts just because it makes it easier to have sex with their husband.

>>20619782

>>20619792
She already is, that's why she's in yoga.
Its to kill time and oogle me without actually having to lift.

>>20619767
Going to the gym with dragon wife would be funny because of how much she'd show off. Would touch her sweaty body.

>>20619822
Big buff dragon wife showing off?
Could be cool.

>>20619767
>No large mouse or hinezumi wife to pamper when she returns from the gym.

I wanna lick the sweat off of her!

>>20619822
>>20619833
>More weight!
>More reps!
>More 'miring!

>>20619795

>>20619833
She's not that buff, she's more lean and extremely sexy. Her with a tanktop and spats would be amazing.

>>20619838
You just wish to molest tired mice!

>>20619847
That's how one gets a muscle monster wife.

>>20619857
True, any mouse would suffice really. Be it a small loli mouse after a long school day or a busty milf-to-be rat who'se just trying to unsuccessfully shed off all those pounds she's picked up over the years.

Oh my...

>>20619792
So hamsters are the unicorn or vermin?

>>20619907
I suppose one could say so.

>>20619907
Ill have you know we found a unicorn cave in north korea

>>20619907
>hamsters are the unicorn

>>20615742
>Gets culturally and demographically genocided due to their people's shortsightedness
>Suffer untold humiliation as their society crumbles apart from within while their daughters, sisters, and wives turned into unapologetic whores and nymphos


Holy hell, is there a race had have it worst than uncorrupted Dwarves?

Way I see it, any remaining pure Dwarves would probably end up like the Krogan post-genophage.

Embittered mercenaries clinging on to the dream of reclaiming their people's honor.

Or bands of warlords fighting over last uncorrupted dwarf females.

Fuck off /tg/.

>>20620114
>>>/tg/64008538
Go away.

>>20619762
Green demon realm in action.

>>20620135
>>20620143
Haven't even answered my question. What of the dwarven race being driven to such a pathetic type of extinction? Their culture and identity erased through weaponized lewds. Are you all in favor for such a thing in is there some more fluff you're all gonna tell me that's all "everything is going to be fine no need to worry about dwarves they won't be extinct."

>>20620166
/tg/faggotry belongs on /tg/. Besides, KC sez the problem will be solved when the Demon Lord gains enough power to overwrite the "monsters can't have sons" rule.

Would you?

>>20620245
Of course I would. Are you trying to imply something anon?

>>20620166
Stupid posts don't deserve answers.

>>20620245
Yeah I would. I'd also love to rub whatever that is on her forehead.

Touch fluffy tail.

>>20620501
I'd rather it touch me

>>20620513
Really now?

>>20620166
Try Monster Girl Encyclopedia being a setting for the average Japanese worker drone to escape the monotony and stagnation of their real world culture and not needing overthinking idiots from /tg/ to apply weaponized autism to it.

>>20620539
It was already answered in >>20620177 stop replying to old bait.

>>20620533
Yes, really

>>20620539
>>20620556
Fa/tg/uys will never not be lulzy.

Big.

>>20619745
Europe and Asia. Eurasia. You could do Chinese or Russian hamsters

>>20620501
Feels like I'm touching the back of a boat

Dwarfs that put emphasis on braids instead of beards!
For obvious reasons

>>20620715
Braids are super popular among manticores too.
I have no idea why.

Is she butt scoochin'? She need a vet trip?

>>20620757
Because braids are cute!

>>20620533
What is that face trying to convey?

>>20620761
She thinks she has worms because she felt something trying to slip in and out back there.

>>20620816
Smugness I think. Like the moment she finds out you're a mofu slut.

>>20620816
Koffing

Good monstergirl animes?

>>20615776
Succubus mom sends son to all boys school
By the end of year it becomes an all girl school

>>20620981
Boku no Pico

>>20620801
When I think about braids the hentai milf type goes into my mind.

>>20621052
That Maria Maid thing?

>>20620666
MEATY

>>20620999

>>20620999
You lied!

>>20621168
Did....did you seriously not know what that was?

>>20621121
I'm contractually obligated to say that.

>>20621168
You're supposed to lurk for two years, not two minutes.

>>20621121
>mge reality tv show
>marooned on isolated island with bunch of other guys and one alp
>on the island if you do something with an alp you become an alp
>last man standing keeps his manhood and a huge harem
What would be the name of the show?

Is there any information about these witches on this page and the next? Google translate is murky on it, but I think their some form of spirits that can fuse with a witch?

>>20621059
its that braid which goes over the shoulder.

>>20621284
how strict

>>20621288
It's not translated yet. There is a new batch of info waiting to be translated but it's still just various spells. Current batch:
>59 Lolification Magic
>60 Bountification Magic
>61 Spell Succubanize
>85 Element Shot
>86 Red Hot Fire
>87 Clean Water
>89 Untainted Wind
>90 Fertile Soil
>91 Four Great Spirit's Light

>>20621337
>Spell Succubanize

Gargoyles need more love.

>>20621393
The show?

>>20621399

>>20621369
>"Heh, I can't believe you're a fucking fatty lover Anon, you worthless pig."
>Doesn't that mean you just said you're fat?
>Pouting intensifies.

>>20621337
Looking forward to it. As someone with a mage waifu its nice to see how their magic works.

>>20621469
Cute!

>>20621476
Is fucking holst blasphamous to hindus?

>>20621517
Probably more like Ryu/Inari worship or the snake cult.

>>20621517
Of course not.

>>20621545

>>20619620
Making a metal slime lose to your dick grants a huge amount of sexual experience.

>>20621517
>Religion form around the love for Holsts
>Most of their teachings are about peace and comfy
>Big breasted girls are considered blessed by divinities and carry a lot of authority

>>20621680
>>Big breasted girls are considered blessed by divinities and carry a lot of authority
So its that anime about samurai stealing each other's breasts all over again?

>>20621692
I'd love to be in that region of Zipangu.

>>20621692
>>20621722
Oppai village is a thing. Kunoichis, foxes, Ochimushas and other Zipangu species constantly fight over the breast-enhancing crops that only grow there.

>>20621745
Wonderful.

>>20621745
Do they give he crops to foreign women though?

>>20621796
Maybe.

>>20621823
I suppose it's easy to go native there.

>>20621796
For a price.

>>20621745
I'd love working as a Merc there for a time, keeping the farmers safe.

>>20621833
Consensual corruption? Hot.

>>20621829

>>20621833
>Short but extremely stacked Tanuki merchant who sells nothing but items and foods relating to breasts
She gets high on her own supply.

Date with the boss!

>>20621908

>>20621680
Honestly I'm more imagining a holst lazily eating snacks while lying down in the middle of the road blocking traffic.

>>20621955
Getting drunk with her.

Ice Queen is pissed and it won't stop snowing

>>20622046
Quick someone brave the storm and warm her up a bit!

>>20622025
Ifi saw a holst doing that i wouldntbe able to resist stopping my car and impregnating her. Of course after words i would take her home as my wife.

>>20621895
Stayed up all night having nightmares about a masked vigilante, now zoning out while thinking about how handsome he was.

do you guys think mersharks sneeze through their gills?

>>20622063

Pick a snek.

>>20622253
An extra yandere Shirohebi.

>>20622264

>>20622273
You act like that is a bad thing. I would never run or cheat.

>>20622287
You also won't be having any contact with other females.

>>20622306
I wouldn't need anyone else besides my wife.

The tail tells the truth

>>20622319
Excellent.

>>20622253
Stop spamming, you shithead.

>>20622413
I'm wondering if its Mamanomore, he was randomly shilling his stories a little while back. In any case we've found ourselves yet another dedicated spammer who gets his pathetic jollies annoying the thread. We've got a history of those.

>>20622201
Must be nice to chill out and sleep on the cool side of the pillow

>>20622461
I wouldn't be surprised, the clear lack of any intelligence or self awareness seems to match up.

>>20622124
Thinking about how their respiratory systems must work gives me a headache.

>>20619889
Demon of Wrath, ready to kick some ass! As soon as she's conquered that zipper!

>>20622443
Elf Class!

>>20622582
Scary.

>>20622566
It's magic, man.

>>20622623
>magic
The correct term is MAMONO MANA

>>20622461
I fucking hate turkroaches.

>>20622566
Other than the fact that monster girls are magic there are fish with lungs in real life.

>>20619722
No no anon, there's literally actually very little non-appropriate sexual activity during training. That way once they finish up they'll have appropriate sex craze fury energy to write the strongest most all encompassing legal documentation known to mankind that only a proficient Warlock + Lawyer combo could possibly find loopholes to work with.

Everyone else is literally fucked.

>>20622635
>roaches
Don't be so rude.

>>20622658
You truly do lack self-awareness.

>>20622634
Fuck off worst lilim.
That's right, even Hat Mcmeme is better than you.

I want to team up with a Dhampir to take on a haunted castle filled with ghosts, ghouls and over monsters. In order to defeat a powerful Vampire.

Only to realize at the very end, that the Vampire is the Dhampir's mother, and the Dhampir is just going through a rebellious phase.

>>20622605
>Elves bullying round-ears
Oh jeeze

>>20622693
>Her name is the one of the mother backwards
Really rebellious

>>20622707
They're so old you're like a little kid to them. Don't worry, they find it cute.

>>20622693

>>20622715
>Elves calling you a cute youngster
Oh jeeze

>>20622715
I would rather be bullied by Shiro's Sabbath.

what would it take to win the love of a single lilem?

>>20622741
Just say 'hello'.

>>20622723
>You're 25? Oh wow you're really grown up aren't you?
>Huh, you wanna learn magic? Oh Anon you're too young for that, it's way too complicated for you.
>Am I talking too fast for you? I know humans have trouble keeping up with elder beings.
>Aww you're so cute when you try and act all mature.
Reminder that under Elf law Elf momsters can adopt you at any age.

Finished the articles on demon realm narco- I mean demon realm incenses.
https://pastebin.com/TX0Zm59P
>Censer of Dreams
>Rarity ◊◊

>A ceramic incense burner that fills anywhere with a bewitching atmosphere.
>It is a magic tool for burning incense composed of mamono realm herbs, and if you burn incense the vicinity is covered by a sweet smelling light pink smoke that drifts about.

>The one who is enveloped in this smoke is invited into a world of lewd delusion.
>If the smoke is inhaled, they will be unable to stand as the head becomes faint, and will sit or lie down on the spot.
>Eventually scenery that differs from reality will begin to appear before their eyes, and before long their consciousness will be completely brought into a dream.
>It is a fluffy sensation as if being in a dream, but the heat and feeling of things touched in the dream, the smells smelled and the taste of things eaten are accompanied by a clear and strong sense of reality.
>In this world of dreams every pleasure and ecstasy is brought, and it becomes a comfortable, good feeling, and extremely obscene thing.
>Since the contents are the "delusions" of the person them self, the desirable ideal scene of that person is projected in the most lewd form.
>In addition, by adjusting the kinds of mamono realm herbs mixed, it is also possible to guide to some extent the direction of the contents of the dream.
>For example, by adding more of the herb called "Melty Love", the contents of the dream become more sickly-sweet, and it easily becomes a thing that brings a sensation that seems to melt the body and soul.

>Furthermore, when two or more people are involved at the same time, each one will see a different dream, but those that have a strong connection, such as men and women that harbor mutual affection, will see the same dream as a pair.
>Also, a man who loved other men will be a woman in the form of the dream, and to a woman with perverted disposition, it seems the appearance of men may also become that of tentacles or beasts.
>Even if it is intercourse that cannot be done realistically, it is accompanied by a sense of reality, and the pleasure and heat tasted in the dream will continue to remain in the body and mind even if they return to reality.
>Basically it is impossible to interfere with other's dreams from outside, but if it is a high ranking inma skilled in manipulating dreams, or a "Nightmare" with the power to enter dreams, although it is not exactly a dream, it is possible to penetrate into this dream world and interfere, becoming a part of the pleasures that men dream of.

>In addition, it is basically impossible for others to view the contents of the dream the person in the smoke sees, but by using an exclusive magic tool made for peeking, and analyzing the lingering scent of mana after the smoke has cleared, it is possible to know the contents.
>Therefore, by burning a small amount of incense, it is also used to gather information on what kind of fantasies a man of interest holds and what kind of sex he prefers.
>Sooner or later, a beautiful mamono may appear before a man who has viewed a dream with this censer, and perhaps try to make the lewd delusions a reality.

>>20622693
>I'm here to stop you, Mom!
>"Ohohoho? Who is this young man with you, he looks strong, is he your boyfriend?"
>H-He's not my boyfriend! He's just a Vampire Hunter and we're here to stop you!
>"Ah, but he's such a strapping young man, if he's not yours I'll gladly have him..."
>You can't have him! Don't steal him from me you old hag!
>"Ara ara~"

>>20622741
Same as a Baphomet. You need to prove to them that you lust for them and only them and you won't ever be interested in anyone else.

>>20622707

>>20622751
I think the best way to tease back is calling them "granny".

>>20622753
And the second one:
https://pastebin.com/sBnvHvdK
Censer of Memories
Rarity ◊◊

>A strange incense burner that gives nostalgia to somewhat old viewers.
>Like an incense burner, it exudes a somehow nostalgic feeling fragrance that fills the room, bringing a curious effect to the human male and mamono couple wrapped in the fragrance.

>This censer has the power to temporarily return mamono couples to the "past".
>In other words, it will temporarily return their memories and mental state to before the two were linked or before they met.
>However, the body, instinct, mana and soul that dwells within each other firmly remembers its partner.
>In addition, they have already been completely dyed by the pleasure given by their companion.
>The body that connected countless times and had intercourse, even without memories, just from perceiving the existence of their partner, will recall that pleasure, and begin to demand the heat of the other's body.
>The olfactory sense remembers that the scent they always smell in the bed is the only one of the opposite sex that brings arousal, and the penis and womb show a frank response to the presence of the male or female they should pair up with.
>In other words, this censer is used to recreate the nostalgia of "the moment when two people meet and connect for the first time", that is, "the start of romance", and enjoy "the bittersweet relationship and atmosphere of just before becoming connected".

>However, due to its nature, naturally it can't be recreated exactly.
>If it is an easy to understand start of romance, like a mamono that swooped in on a human man she came across, and they were connected in the rape, perhaps because the exact same thing happens to the two that have lost their memory, the degree of reproduction is extremely high.
>Also, lovers that deepened their relationship properly, and couples that greeted their first night properly, since they are only returning to the state of that first night, they will likely intersect in a similar flow.
>On the other hand, a couple connected with twists and turns will not be so, for example, in cases such as when both the man and woman were humans, and the woman became a mamono, because she is a different race from the time of the original "start of romance", they will be connected in a different way.
>Also, in cases such as those where hostile men and women join together on the battlefield after a fight to the bitter end, or when a female hero is captured by a mamono and broken in, joins with her beloved as the finishing touch, and then transforms into a mamono in the middle of it, it becomes difficult to reproduce that time because of the dramatic way they were connected.
>However, in that case, depending on your way of thinking, it is said you can enjoy new encounters and first times with different relationships that didn't actually exist, such as "a man attacked by a mamono encountered by chance" or "gently being connected in the bed with your sweetheart" etc.

>Furthermore, as explained in the article "Topic - The Spell Resistance Possessed by Mamono Mana", no matter what means are used, it is impossible to erase a mamono's memory of their partner.
>The power this magic tool brings is not the property of robbing memories, it is to temporarily reproduce the state of the past by hinting at the thorough enjoyment of sex, and a firm memory of their partner remains in their head.
>Therefore, the effect will be cut off by an unexpected stimulus other than the pleasure given by her husband, for example, in cases such as when a big sound echoes from outside the room, or someone other than your partner enters the room, the magical effect will be immediately cut off and the head is brought back to the present.

The next item will be the symbol of gluttony, then it's on to the potion section.

Am I a dragonslut for not being able to choose any one dragon? They are all excellent top tier monsters and I always happy to see more specie.

>>20622784
>Well, I guess I better throw out all these special cookies I baked just for you!

>>20622753
>and to a woman with perverted disposition, it seems the appearance of men may also become that of tentacles or beasts.
Wonderland girls probably love this stuff then.
That aside, sounds pretty damn nice. Thanks for the translation.

>>20622788
Yes, but nothing wrong with tasting the rainbow of flavors Dragons offer.

From hot-headed Red Dragons, to methodical, calculating Blue Dragons. From Playful trickster Copper Dragons to haughty White Dragons.

The best part is that each one has a unique speech they give when they confront you. With a lot of dramatic flare and effort put into them.

>>20622789
If the age-insult fails attack the weight.
That never fails.

>>20622753
>and to a woman with perverted disposition, it seems the appearance of men may also become that of tentacles or beasts.

>>20622787
>then it's on to the potion section.
I've been waiting for this. Wonderful.

>>20622741
The raw power of dance.

They're like mini-slaaneshs they can appreciate many things so long as you're top tier at them and striving to be even better.

I'm sure there's a piano lilim just for me.

Muscle wolfus!

>>20622829
>head pats
I'd giver her that as well as foot rubs

>>20622747
James May would not fair well in monster world

>>20622787
this is basically a stronger version of monster ultra zero.

>>20622787
I love this sappy shit.

>>20622829
>Boy, bring me a towel, your Anubis commands it.

>>20622741
are you sure you want to be with a lilim?

>>20622851
>tfw you will never be a haughty Anubis's boy slave

>>20622856
YES

>>20622860
Fair skin boy slaves are a precious commodity amongst monster girls in the desert region.

>>20622753
>Nightmare Lord just sits in her fog of Dream Incense or covers all entrances to her lair with rooms filled with it
>Has an auto resolve dream rape over 100% on anyone less than Hero status
>Teleports everyone out who loses in the dream zone
>Her mom was an Echidna so her power level and behaviors all make sense

Echidna children should always be apex predators of whatever species they are born as and should have behavior modifiers for their unique upbringing. If only to add some extra fluff to MGE lore for both sides.

Also to add more dungeons to the map for adventurer's to investigate. Cursed Swords need a home too you know.

>>20622856
not him but why not?

>>20622806
It critically fails if they know you're into that fat ass of theirs.

>>20622887
>Cheshire Cat daughter of an Echidna.
>Has even more powerful reality-warping magic beyond just teleporting, turning invisible and misdirection.
>Able to make her own faux Wonderland in a fight.
>If she is already in Wonderland, becomes something close to a Demi-goddess.

>>20621393
There was a story last year and there's another one on TFT if Punaldin doesn't have it on pastebin.

>>20622869
>>20622888
they are high level sex demons, that may at first glance sound nice, but your probably going to get fucked to painfully levels every day. Basically you would experience the reverse of comically large hentai penis mind breaking cute girl.

>>20622823
I would want the sports limit is sporty and lithe except for her large tits.

>>20622985
Lilim*

>>20622888
Personally my issue with them is that I dislike the ridiculously strong breeds that are so rare that they require you to jump though a ton on hoops to not only find one but marry one. Not to mention all the baggage of her being the daughter of the demon lord. I would rather have a care free life with low to medium powered girl that is not the ruler of a kingdom, political leader, or religious icon that a lot on the high rank monsters are.

>>20622946
>tft
Eat shit

>>20622953
>>20622990
this just makes me want one even more.

More chaos monsters when?

>>20620114
>>20620143
>>20620166
>>20620177

Aye lad, I remember the old days, back when we stood proud in our mountain keeps.The Great Rock always held...from everything. Goblins. Orcs. Even the so called high and mighty Elves and their little magic trick couldn't crack it at their height...
Should have known it would come crashing down from within.

It wasn't a great battle or siege that fell the fortress. I remember how quiet it all started.
It began with some noble clansmen came back from their mission in the north. We didn't know about the great betrayal or the corruption back then. The signs were there. I remember it like yesterday, their eyes. There was this hunger within it. It was as if someone had ripped out their soul, their very being and replaced with something else. Something ugly. Perverse.
Didn't paid my mind to it. By the beard, most of us didn't. Not until it was too late.
It quickly spread in the higher circles. I heard of whispers and tales debauched orgies. Thought it was some slandering stuff the noble clan love so much.
Didn't notice a thing while the corruption spread to our forges, our homes, my home.
By the time I realize what was going on, they were singing praises of orgies and pleasure in the streets. And the great elders *spit*, those lecherous old fools were proclaiming for this new order under the great Demon Lord.

The purge that came after was swift. There were those among the high clans that still held on to their duty and honor. They were the first to disappear. Their wives and daughters "reeducated". Aye, I lost a lot of good friends then. We knew something had to be done.

We gathered together for the push against the corrupted, a chance to save our race. To save our future.
Should have seen it lad, old clans putting aside their blood-feuds, even clans from wastes joined, Nakmor, Uvek, even some I have never heard of.
Well, you can probably guess what happened next.
We weren't fighting a rogue clan, but our very friends and family. Even our children.
In the end, we couldn't keep up with their numbers and the betrayals that come from our ranks.

What ever hope I ever had for my people's future died with the end of the rebellion.
So this motley depressed lot you're looking at? Well, that's all that's left of my clansmen. Some still dream of the day we march back into our fortress and take back our pride, our honor.
But that's more of a fools dream with every passing day. Heard they've been resorted to kidnapping humans nowadays.
Gods what we have become?

But I swear lad, we Dwarves are born of the stone. We will endure. And most importantly we will remember. It might not be today. Might not be the next century. But one day our vengeance will come.
Just hope I live long enough to see it.

Bah, well enough talking about the old days! Time to cave-in some monster skulls!

>another copy/paste of a /tg/ post
Is spamming screencaps of /tg/ and spacebattles not enough for the braindead cunt any more?

>>20622747
she told me to fuck off, now i'm sad :(

>>20623040
The sad part is it's not even the original poster.

I wonder if there are any genuine old grogs here that wince at the sight of the /tg/ shittery.

What is your waifu's default, day to day outfit? What does she wear as her clothing of choice, that perfectly captures her personality and sense of style?

>>20622991
I said that only as an alternative if he didn't have it on Pastebin, which unfortunately, he does not.