/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>sandwurm
wurms who love catching rays, smacking beach balls, and collecting shells and sea glass. famous sand pit diggers. not so good with castles
>greenwurm
wurms charged with the defence of rare and valuable crops, native uncultivatable herbs, as well as old trees. nemesis of the greenworm
>flatwurm
loli wurms endemic to certain islands, as well as spontaneously emerging on the outskirts of undead realms. spectacularly pliable even by wurm standards
>roundwurm
orbular girthwurms that any wurm can evolve into once it gets trapped into the eat-sleep-lazy-eat cycle after acquiring a source of effortless food
>ringwurm
elite cadre of metal detecting wurms who retreive lost wedding bands. fearsome reputation so as to frighten off goblins and other loot-pinching miscreants. hissing, shrieking voices unknown to be genuine
>bookwurm
wurms who have taken sacred vows under the god of knowledge to fully complete one book every year. they wear big glasses and do not wish to be disturbed, unless you look like a piece of man that could help her focus
>heartwurm
wurms who have understood the teachings of eros and have dedicated themselves to her cause. all remaining cognitive capacity is consumed with the ways you can make a man feel hopeful and happy and not alone and not sad bad feeling
>mealwurm
wurms who have discovered that you can cook food, it's not even that hard, and people will pay shiny rock for cooked food. know them by their signature 3 ft tall white poofy hats
>inchwurm
term for baby wurms, but adults of the same size can rarely be found in fairy kingdoms and are called the same thing. mythical. whimsical. wurmrechaun
>hookwurm
tiny community of water wurms who have learned that they scare the fish if they go after them directly, and have adopted the ancient art of fishing
>earthwurm
false wurm. it's a gnome with a serpentine body
>earwurm
exotic elvish wurm that can carry a beautiful tune. exceptionally sensitive, elongated fins good for picking up your rustles and voice. will start vibrating and gurgling if you fondle them

What if every monster girl was really small?

What if we defeat the MGs by serving them so hard that they simply go away?

Shatter their pride all the way back to the Demon Realms?

>>21886874
You can't tell me what to do.

>>20616532

Fashion!

How about one last MGK for 2017?

You're Jimmy and it's New Year's Eve:
Do you hang out with Ophy's family and sneak a few drinks of alcohol?
Do you enjoy a WAN pile with Anubis, Hellpup, Werewolf, and Kikimora since it'll be the Year of the Dog?
Do you set off fireworks with 6th grade Lilim and Wock?
Do you hang out with 6th grade Whitehorn and snuggle while sharing a coat with the fluffiest Nee-san in town?
Do you invite Lich, Albino-Lamia-Wight, and Elf-Wight to hang out with you and your Dhampie cousin since your parents are too busy fucking all around the world to even bother remembering you exist?
Do you enjoy a party with Dragon and her whole extended family?
Do you pretend to pray at Ryu's makeshift shrine in her backyard?
Or do you throw m80s at that weird new girl who looks like a BDSM fanatic?

>>16156787
Clearly Anon is a plebian with no fashion sense.

Everyone knows that Dragon is in this season.

>>15345531
Stylin'

>>15135387

>>14903171
It's all you, Anon.

>>14560940
>Secondary arms
That thread made me laugh a lot more than I have in a good while.

Are you keeping up with the trends of Monster Girl fashion?

>>14360657
This one?

Fashion.

>>13743877
He's done like 8 things for me.
Just fucking try already.

>>13730958
No thanks, I already have like 4 of them.

>>13730963
Mini Wurms are super cool, but not as fashionable as Ryu are.

I really like the face the Ryu is making here.

>>13691116

>>13691120
>>13691126
Wurm-chan, she's so hot right now.