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>> No.20615746
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Praise the icy Mofu Queen

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>> No.20615776

Reminder that sons that grow up in monster families will not grow up well and most likely turn into fucked up runaways that nobody will love as an adult. Please be a proper parent and give any sons to a human family that supports mamano.

>> No.20615784

Big, THICK dairy foxes

>> No.20615787
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Consider blue and how it might improve your favorite girl

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Reminder that KC sez that monster girls will do their best to give sons a normal upbringing.

>> No.20615802

Poor girl looks confused and embarrassed of her new mofu improvements

>> No.20615805
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No refunds.

>> No.20615810

A lot of crappy parents say the same thing, anon.

>> No.20615812

I'm fine with that.

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>> No.20615815

Cute raccoon girls that smell bad in the rain!

>> No.20615822
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Monsters aren't 3DPD.

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It seemed absurd that humans would develop the snake cult independently of monsters but after seeing shit like
I’m starting to believe that humans would come up with that.

>> No.20615835

>”Where is your leaf?”

>> No.20615847

>Pharaoh in a casual sweater and jeans, scrapbooking
>in a club with a dozen other high-tier momsters who just want quiet suburban lives with their sons
>maybe later she'll ensure the flow of ma'at through the universe isn't turbulent, or make brownies or something

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>> No.20615892

>Couple has been spending the past few decades having tons of sex and everything has been going well thanks to mamono mana
>Even have a couple daughters and they turned out fine despite the couple doing almost nothing to change their habits
>One day they finally have a son
>Anon actually thinks this same couple will radically change themselves just for one kid
It's silly to think like this, anon.

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There's no reason to believe incubi children would be any different than monstergirl children.

>> No.20615899

That sounds cute and comfy.

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>tfw this will probably never be colored

>> No.20615941

Incubi children are male. The second they're old enough for monster girls they'd be given away. It could be worse though, they could have ended up like human boy orphans after incubi sons become a common thing.

>> No.20615942

It makes poor miss Banshee cry!

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There there...

>> No.20615965
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>What is it boss?

>> No.20615975

Fast, skillful hands

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They have skilled hands alright.

>> No.20615993

That's a big letter opener.

>> No.20616003
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I bet Anon won't last longer than 5 minutes in a Hell in a Cell match with Stone Wolf Steph Austin!

That Timber Wolf Girl will throw him around like a ragdoll!


>> No.20616017


Steph Anne Austin?

>> No.20616025
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>Incubi children are male.
And they also have the same values as monstergirls, so there.

>> No.20616052

The battle one cannot see but believe

>> No.20616075

>Kid has a shitty life at home
>Decides to start fights at school to feel tough
>Gets his ass kicked every day by monster girls wanting to protect the weak
>Gets his ass beat by his parents for being a troublemaker
>Parents get themselves corrupted and start acting like everything was always fine
Thanks, Demon Lord.

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>> No.20616083

Alraunes out in the wild! Gotta take a picture!

>> No.20616089

At some point he'd get the attention of an older girl at school or even a teacher. Or maybe a kouhai

>> No.20616099

>Tries to join a gang
>Tough Werewolf leader says no because he's too weak
>Secretly starts to help him throughout his days
>Too nervous to ask him out
Thanks Demon Lord.

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I know I shouldn't be doing this but:
>Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon.

>> No.20616114
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>> No.20616126

i wanna be captured by a h'orc

>> No.20616138

I want to capture a h'orc!
And many girls!

>> No.20616140
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Zombie magical girls!

>> No.20616143

p'orcs can go away i have eyes only for that delicious dark skin!

>> No.20616146

what's the species of monster girl you rape but then she rapes you back twice as hard plus ten

>> No.20616162

If I ever manage to trick a manticore that's how I'd want it to go.

>> No.20616174

That wouldn't just undo years of child abuse and the kid growing up to be a terrible person with anger issues.

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then you're gonna regret violating her now that she won't stop ever since she's gotten a taste of what makes men fall to the floor in submission for a mamono

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If monster girls can heal hardened criminals, then they can heal troubled youths.

>> No.20616197

Oh no

>> No.20616199

>order girl
Order doesn't want weak men that can't even win a fight against a blind woman
They have better things to do than worry about a bullu trying to gain sympathy
Losers don't get kouhais

>> No.20616211


>> No.20616217

>kid goes on a date with nice looking human girl
>is actually a selkie without her seal skin
>selkie screams "NOW"
>kid get's ganged up on by her tough monster friends and gets MONSTERED out in the forest
Thanks, Demon Lord.

>> No.20616220

Same outcome. She would find someone better.

>> No.20616234
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Literal mouthpussy.

>> No.20616238

Incubi (and monster for that matter) children are probably highly independant due to this very reason. Their mother and father are too busy focusing on each other to take care of their children. Not 24/7 sex, but just spending too much tine loving each other to really care all that much about their children. Those children will then likely go out, wander around, find each other and form relationships. Hence, the probability for there to be a proportionally large number of childhood romances in monster society is quite high.

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>> No.20616272

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that chain spooning is the best.

>> No.20616277
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Reminder that it's not necrophilia if they're still moving.

>> No.20616280
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monster girl rape simulator when.

>> No.20616282

A boy like that isn't going to grow up living in a wonderful household after getting healed and married by a monster girl. He's gonna grow up to be living in a shithole fighting for the entertainment of others every other day.

>> No.20616284

Also remember that its not unethical to slowly grow the breasts of your zombie underlings till they're quite, quite large in size.

>> No.20616293

Wait is that what yall are arguing about
Its literally in the world guide, the first one in the section about monster children
They're very largely independent and are essentially able to fend for themselves much earlier than even the already expected early age of self independence associated with a medieval human society
Presumably if the latest age a monstergirl is expected to reach sexual maturity/preparedness is age 10, at the LATEST mind you, then most of them can realistically fend for themselves by that point entirely

It stands to reason Incubi children would be no different

>> No.20616296

Love isn't a limited resource, Anon

>> No.20616304

Ah, just a couple more cup sizes, that's all~!
meanwhile they're running out of room in their room all squeeeezed up against each other titside to titside

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you must prepare for the next zombie invasion then. cuz my friend, you're gonna be slamming zombie ass with live human dick like rabbits

>> No.20616313

Love isn’t, but time is. Imagine the day in the life of an incubus. You wake up next to your wife, you have sleepy morning sex with your wife, you get up and cook breakfast together to eat with your family, you take your wife out on a park date, you come back home with your wife and have sex again, you go out again with your wife on a dinner date, you come back home and you have sex one more time before you sleep. Any way you look at it, there’s just not going to be enough hours in the day to take care of a kid.

>> No.20616314

what's chain spooning...?

>> No.20616316

>Zombie groaning vacantly
>One year later
>Zombie groaning, but there's a tinge of concern
>You can't imagine why, as you casually dodge your head right before a blouse button goes lasering past your head

>> No.20616320

Those are some gorgeous zombs.
i love zombies!

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Never underestimate the power of the V.

>> No.20616322

Not him but probably several spooning, harem?

>> No.20616323

I don't want to summon HIM, but I'm curious what Monster would seethe the most if she was the one to get violated and would try rape him 10x harder.
Since most monsters wouldn't mind if their crush came onto them.

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>> No.20616327

Zombies love you!
A horde of 18 zombies, a Jiang-shi, and Mummy have all come to your house to live with you!

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>> No.20616336

Gonna spoil them and train them and buy them the best dresses and clothes I can afford.
Gonna make each and every one my princess, my everything!

>> No.20616338

Fine. What is the answer your looking for? His life is going to be shit until he eventually decides to hang himself? You want a self insert?

>> No.20616339

Grow dem gals!

Another fine example!

>> No.20616342

oh shit call glacies chan cause he's gonna need some ice for that burn

>> No.20616345

You spoon one girl while being spooned by another.

>> No.20616347

It's still manticores. They're comparatively protective of their virginity and would have you take responsibility.

>> No.20616348

She's so beautiful and precious! I need all the zombies! I'll love them all so much and pamper them with all that I can!

>> No.20616386

This could only be improved by the addition of a core with a blushing face

>> No.20616395

redcaps. they like rape but they probably don't like it any other way so they might get angry and their caps start turning into a dark red.

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I'm not sure if this is too lewd for a blue board but it sure as hell feels like it:

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>I don't want to summon HIM
>implying his mom hasn't revoked his computer privileges for posting on 4chan

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This is fine.

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>> No.20616466

What's she embarrassed about?

>> No.20616470
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She's so fat!

>> No.20616479

Marry the zombies! Love the zombies!

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Smol sphinx.

>> No.20616511

Give me the tiniest Sphinx you haves

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I'd play this game.

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You asked for it.

>> No.20616527

tfw no zombie to marry and give all your love until she turns into a magic ghost hands undead

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>> No.20616532

She's perfect. She can sit on my desk or on my shoulders all day and keep me company.

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Do you even lift?

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>> No.20616594

Those are some big mangrabbers

>> No.20616637

>Y-You're not supposed to get it wrong on purpose you idiot!
>Eh?! What do you mean the winner has to sit on the loser's face?!

>> No.20616644

Is this a Shirohebi?

>> No.20616681

That's one of those things you figure out when they're a little older.

>> No.20616699

if you found a dragon lair and yelled I love you then hid and did this every day how long till she catches you

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>> No.20616804

The idea of a MG that would get off from having you squirm at the other end of the dinner table while she played at casual conversation and you focused on the bulb wrapped around your groin being the same monster who would become deeply offended if you tore off her panties and raped her is intensely appealing.

>> No.20616817

i have a thing for fellatio tentacles and manticore really does things to me.

>> No.20616982
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>Kissing and licking a cheshire cat's butthole
This is undoubtedly the quickest way to make a cheshire cat hit nuclear levels of smug no one thought was even possible.

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>MG employment office
>all the jobs are rimjobs

>> No.20617036

Lich grimoire circles. Yaoi grimoire circles. Featuring famous male heroes of the Order.

The male order heroes themselves could as there is a chance of their female colleagues falling to yaoi, but dare they risk the mission with a terrible fate should they be defeated by the lich and her circle?

>> No.20617220

Great big squishy paw pads!

>> No.20617365

Ignoring the spoilered shit, book clubs might be fun. Arcane and eldritch knowledge discussed weekly!

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Will this be the year for productivity?

>> No.20617464

I want a Leanan Sidhe to inspire me with slow oral sex.

>> No.20617517

not a paintbrush to the taint?

a taintbrush?

>> No.20617531

You're a sick, sick man. Carry on.

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I think we're all pretty sick here, anon. I know I am.

I may have a fever, even. One for which there is only one prescription.

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I am open to the idea of shy, bespectacled, softspoken monstergirls. Bookish ones that have no idea how beautiful they are.

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Jolly good.

>> No.20617599
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So earlier posts talked about how human men and monstergirl couplings raise and educate their children...

Tell me, what are the bestest ways human and monstergirl couplings would raise, educate and take care of their monstergirl and Incubi children with good upbringings?

What would a monstergirl do when they encounter and happen upon runaway children? Especially if it is boys/shotas who ran away from horrifically abusive households? I can assume Monstergirls would attempt to corrupt/monsterize runaway girls. But how would Monstergirls handle boys who ran away from such bad households? Who would they comfort them?

And would orphanages and child shelters ran by Monstergirls and the Medical Sabbath be places of tear-jerking feels where Monstergirls take care and groom orphans to be such perfectly well adjusted and productive members of soceity more than normal orphanages can do. And also such tear-jerking but heartwarming moments where the monstergirl caretakers help heal broken children who ran away from their troubles by the power of love and cuddles?

>> No.20617602

>tfw lactose intolerant

>> No.20617629

*Bookish ones who know exactly how beautiful they are and respect your ability to discern it.

>> No.20617640

Things your waifu's species can do that unsettle you!

>> No.20617665
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get an erection

>> No.20617672

Keep me from killing myself

>> No.20617673
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Testicle slapping.
No idea how that translates into MGE, since KC's design for giant tanuki balls was that shin fur.

>> No.20617675

Produce fire and acid inside their bodies. I mean I've got digestive acids too but I can't melt trough things by spitting on them.

>> No.20617676

My wives are pretty human-esque in species. So the only thing that’d be weird would be them revealing kinks like finding out one of my daughterus is interested in exhibitionism.

>> No.20617693

teabagged by waifu's giant furry scrote

>> No.20617701

Yes, very good. I think I made a long-winded rant about this last time that image was posted.

>> No.20617712

As cool as magic is, I don't know her limits and its entirely possible I was put under a powerful charm spell and no longer have any free will with no way of ever knowing if this is true.
There's also >>20617676
I don't want kids, but if I ever change my mind and she starts acting like a pervert at such a young age I'd feel really uncomfortable. Worse so if the wife is perfectly happy about it.
There'd also be the initial meeting. I don't care how beautiful and reassuring she is, getting dragged into some creepy shack in the woods is only going to make me assume the worst

>> No.20617717

Nope, can't think of anything. Probably says more about me than her. I doubt she could do anything to me that I wouldn't be at least open to trying.

>> No.20617810

Break her neck and not feel anything!

>> No.20617823
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>that beautiful letter opener / self defense weapon
>literally everything in the cupboards
>blush that synchronizes with evil red eye glow
>heart motif ear jewelry to truly show MGE influence (seriously 1 heart in 99% of profiles, go check)
>Business casual
>Those wonderful fantastic horns comparable only by the swept back draenei ones

Almost perfect. Almost.

>Degenerate white lilim wings

This soils it.

>> No.20617916

What monster girl could you have join your party and not end up getting husbando'd?

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>> No.20617976

>welsh cat and the sword soak up all the artist attention
It's a real shame, Poppi is adorable.

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WHoah whoah WHOAH there anon.

That Welsh cat got fucked over and cucked into oblivion then literally had a unseen offscreen training montage arc before the DLC released a new menu screen and became another member of the wife harem.

She effectively was cucked, entered the hyperbolic time chamber, and then came out with power levels so high they forcefully re-included her into team sexy. Everyone lended her their power to make it happen, Werecat basically has the same pull as a fucking planet at this point after she was originally handed that raw deal.

Poppi being eclipsed is only natural in the face of that. Now if we really want to talk about someone getting eclipsed into near nothingness it's the mega milk Wererabbit.

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>Demon Training
>There's actually very little inappropriate activity present and lots of in depth law and contractual education

Tell me anon, you wouldn't be one of those terrible fathers who couldn't help their demon kid do their homework right?

Right? Right?

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Eat an animal larger than me, and her stomach growling can sometimes be unnerving. But her soft, warm, cutesy smile takes all my worries away because I know she's the sweetest girl alive and wouldn't even ever fathom hurting me.

>> No.20618214

I don't know SHIT about demonology though.

>> No.20618298

Yeah but Poppi is really cute.

>> No.20618302

>a butthole too big to fug

i'm gonna try anyway

>> No.20618360

There is nothing wrong with making love with an Alp.

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Going TOO far with her experiments.

>> No.20618385

What about making love TO an Alp though?

>> No.20618432

>Marries a Demon
>Doesn't become a Warloc-ubis

Other options include lawyer or mage but Magi would only understand the basics involved. You wouldn't plan on staying some kind of farmer or something though right?

>> No.20618452

Since that's a Sachito image, I assumed from the thumbnail that her sleeves were her breasts.

>> No.20618468

I sold my soul to become a comic book artist and by God's nemesis I'm going to make the most of it.

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>> No.20618472

>Sphinx daughteru entering the 'Why?' phase.

>> No.20618485

Gonna give her a bath!

>> No.20618493

>goats baaing in the distance

>> No.20618501
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and blood!

>> No.20618653

>Blue eyes white wyrmling

>> No.20618669

That Wurm is a basket case, anon.

>> No.20618775

What monsters will enjoy lofi hiphop?

>> No.20618790

My waifu. Yetis also have an inclination to hip-hop. Chill girls like flow kelp would probably dig it.

>> No.20618829

>Lich listening to lofi hiphop while writing her 500+ pages paper on the results of her experiments

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>> No.20618921

>Beats to study to... and possible slow relaxing sex

>> No.20618938
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Beware those who travel to the Undead Kingdom during Winter!

>> No.20619286

Isn't the undead kingdom basically in a state of perpetual winter?

>> No.20619287

What slimes does KC have left?

>> No.20619302

Metal Slime obviously.

>> No.20619317

Magic slime is the only one I can think of

>> No.20619352

Metal Slimes, Grey Slimes, Gelatinous Cubes, Undead Slime.
Realistically we might get a Grey Slime. It would be competition for Dark Slime at being the most magical.

>> No.20619389
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Liches in modern clothing is just perfect.

>> No.20619462

Any single hug could crush my body and give me injuries “incompatible with life”

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>> No.20619642

She looks dead on the outside AND the inside!

>> No.20619649

We need more girls with mini/micro skirts.

>> No.20619669
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>I can’t see shit, but husband is going to love these sick jams

>> No.20619703

She's a drummer? Cool.

>> No.20619722

>There's actually very little inappropriate activity present
>by monster standards

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>> No.20619745

Where the fuck are hamsters in the wild?
The orgins of hamster girls are a mystery

>> No.20619756

Slow relaxing sex to study to.

>> No.20619762
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>> No.20619767

>Go hit the gym with the wives.
>Jinko is working hard with me
>Cheshire is just chatting it up in yoga class, along with looking over every now and then.

Cute wives!

>> No.20619782

I hope she's not radioactive.

>> No.20619785

The great Capybara.

>> No.20619792

I don't think hamsters exist at all, they sound like a joke.
One of those cats will end up fat.

>> No.20619795

Something about it being just enough to not show anything and her just needing to lift it a little bit to expose everything is just to damn good.
I bet they also have micro skirts just because it makes it easier to have sex with their husband.

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>> No.20619807

She already is, that's why she's in yoga.
Its to kill time and oogle me without actually having to lift.

>> No.20619822

Going to the gym with dragon wife would be funny because of how much she'd show off. Would touch her sweaty body.

>> No.20619833

Big buff dragon wife showing off?
Could be cool.

>> No.20619838
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>No large mouse or hinezumi wife to pamper when she returns from the gym.

I wanna lick the sweat off of her!

>> No.20619847

>More weight!
>More reps!
>More 'miring!

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She's not that buff, she's more lean and extremely sexy. Her with a tanktop and spats would be amazing.

>> No.20619857

You just wish to molest tired mice!

That's how one gets a muscle monster wife.

>> No.20619872

True, any mouse would suffice really. Be it a small loli mouse after a long school day or a busty milf-to-be rat who'se just trying to unsuccessfully shed off all those pounds she's picked up over the years.

>> No.20619889
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Oh my...

>> No.20619907

So hamsters are the unicorn or vermin?

>> No.20619928

I suppose one could say so.

>> No.20619960

Ill have you know we found a unicorn cave in north korea

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>hamsters are the unicorn

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>> No.20620114
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>Gets culturally and demographically genocided due to their people's shortsightedness
>Suffer untold humiliation as their society crumbles apart from within while their daughters, sisters, and wives turned into unapologetic whores and nymphos

Holy hell, is there a race had have it worst than uncorrupted Dwarves?

Way I see it, any remaining pure Dwarves would probably end up like the Krogan post-genophage.

Embittered mercenaries clinging on to the dream of reclaiming their people's honor.

Or bands of warlords fighting over last uncorrupted dwarf females.

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Fuck off /tg/.

>> No.20620143

Go away.

>> No.20620162
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Green demon realm in action.

>> No.20620166

Haven't even answered my question. What of the dwarven race being driven to such a pathetic type of extinction? Their culture and identity erased through weaponized lewds. Are you all in favor for such a thing in is there some more fluff you're all gonna tell me that's all "everything is going to be fine no need to worry about dwarves they won't be extinct."

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/tg/faggotry belongs on /tg/. Besides, KC sez the problem will be solved when the Demon Lord gains enough power to overwrite the "monsters can't have sons" rule.

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Would you?

>> No.20620289

Of course I would. Are you trying to imply something anon?

>> No.20620296

Stupid posts don't deserve answers.

>> No.20620496

Yeah I would. I'd also love to rub whatever that is on her forehead.

>> No.20620501
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Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.20620513

I'd rather it touch me

>> No.20620533
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Really now?

>> No.20620539
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Try Monster Girl Encyclopedia being a setting for the average Japanese worker drone to escape the monotony and stagnation of their real world culture and not needing overthinking idiots from /tg/ to apply weaponized autism to it.

>> No.20620556

It was already answered in >>20620177 stop replying to old bait.

>> No.20620575

Yes, really

>> No.20620633
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Fa/tg/uys will never not be lulzy.

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>> No.20620679

Europe and Asia. Eurasia. You could do Chinese or Russian hamsters

>> No.20620690

Feels like I'm touching the back of a boat

>> No.20620715

Dwarfs that put emphasis on braids instead of beards!
For obvious reasons

>> No.20620757

Braids are super popular among manticores too.
I have no idea why.

>> No.20620761
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Is she butt scoochin'? She need a vet trip?

>> No.20620801

Because braids are cute!

>> No.20620816

What is that face trying to convey?

>> No.20620818

She thinks she has worms because she felt something trying to slip in and out back there.

>> No.20620862

Smugness I think. Like the moment she finds out you're a mofu slut.

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>> No.20620981

Good monstergirl animes?

>> No.20620997

Succubus mom sends son to all boys school
By the end of year it becomes an all girl school

>> No.20620999

Boku no Pico

>> No.20621052

When I think about braids the hentai milf type goes into my mind.

>> No.20621059

That Maria Maid thing?

>> No.20621074


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You lied!

>> No.20621186

Did....did you seriously not know what that was?

I'm contractually obligated to say that.

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You're supposed to lurk for two years, not two minutes.

>> No.20621231

>mge reality tv show
>marooned on isolated island with bunch of other guys and one alp
>on the island if you do something with an alp you become an alp
>last man standing keeps his manhood and a huge harem
What would be the name of the show?

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Is there any information about these witches on this page and the next? Google translate is murky on it, but I think their some form of spirits that can fuse with a witch?

>> No.20621314

its that braid which goes over the shoulder.

>> No.20621331

how strict

>> No.20621337

It's not translated yet. There is a new batch of info waiting to be translated but it's still just various spells. Current batch:
>59 Lolification Magic
>60 Bountification Magic
>61 Spell Succubanize
>85 Element Shot
>86 Red Hot Fire
>87 Clean Water
>89 Untainted Wind
>90 Fertile Soil
>91 Four Great Spirit's Light

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>Spell Succubanize

>> No.20621369
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Gargoyles need more love.

>> No.20621399

The show?

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>> No.20621469

>"Heh, I can't believe you're a fucking fatty lover Anon, you worthless pig."
>Doesn't that mean you just said you're fat?
>Pouting intensifies.

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>> No.20621490

Looking forward to it. As someone with a mage waifu its nice to see how their magic works.

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>> No.20621517

Is fucking holst blasphamous to hindus?

>> No.20621545

Probably more like Ryu/Inari worship or the snake cult.

>> No.20621554
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Of course not.

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>> No.20621680

Making a metal slime lose to your dick grants a huge amount of sexual experience.

>Religion form around the love for Holsts
>Most of their teachings are about peace and comfy
>Big breasted girls are considered blessed by divinities and carry a lot of authority

>> No.20621692

>>Big breasted girls are considered blessed by divinities and carry a lot of authority
So its that anime about samurai stealing each other's breasts all over again?

>> No.20621722

I'd love to be in that region of Zipangu.

>> No.20621745

Oppai village is a thing. Kunoichis, foxes, Ochimushas and other Zipangu species constantly fight over the breast-enhancing crops that only grow there.

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>> No.20621796

Do they give he crops to foreign women though?

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>> No.20621829

I suppose it's easy to go native there.

>> No.20621833
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For a price.

>> No.20621837

I'd love working as a Merc there for a time, keeping the farmers safe.

>> No.20621843

Consensual corruption? Hot.

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>> No.20621908

>Short but extremely stacked Tanuki merchant who sells nothing but items and foods relating to breasts
She gets high on her own supply.

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Date with the boss!

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>> No.20622025

Honestly I'm more imagining a holst lazily eating snacks while lying down in the middle of the road blocking traffic.

>> No.20622031
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Getting drunk with her.

>> No.20622046
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Ice Queen is pissed and it won't stop snowing

>> No.20622063

Quick someone brave the storm and warm her up a bit!

>> No.20622082

Ifi saw a holst doing that i wouldntbe able to resist stopping my car and impregnating her. Of course after words i would take her home as my wife.

>> No.20622099
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Stayed up all night having nightmares about a masked vigilante, now zoning out while thinking about how handsome he was.

>> No.20622124
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do you guys think mersharks sneeze through their gills?

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Pick a snek.

>> No.20622264

An extra yandere Shirohebi.

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>> No.20622287

You act like that is a bad thing. I would never run or cheat.

>> No.20622306
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You also won't be having any contact with other females.

>> No.20622319

I wouldn't need anyone else besides my wife.

>> No.20622332
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The tail tells the truth

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>> No.20622413

Stop spamming, you shithead.

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>> No.20622461

I'm wondering if its Mamanomore, he was randomly shilling his stories a little while back. In any case we've found ourselves yet another dedicated spammer who gets his pathetic jollies annoying the thread. We've got a history of those.

>> No.20622473

Must be nice to chill out and sleep on the cool side of the pillow

>> No.20622482

I wouldn't be surprised, the clear lack of any intelligence or self awareness seems to match up.

>> No.20622566

Thinking about how their respiratory systems must work gives me a headache.

>> No.20622567

Demon of Wrath, ready to kick some ass! As soon as she's conquered that zipper!

>> No.20622582

Elf Class!

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>> No.20622623

It's magic, man.

>> No.20622634
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The correct term is MAMONO MANA

>> No.20622635

I fucking hate turkroaches.

>> No.20622639

Other than the fact that monster girls are magic there are fish with lungs in real life.

>> No.20622642
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No no anon, there's literally actually very little non-appropriate sexual activity during training. That way once they finish up they'll have appropriate sex craze fury energy to write the strongest most all encompassing legal documentation known to mankind that only a proficient Warlock + Lawyer combo could possibly find loopholes to work with.

Everyone else is literally fucked.

>> No.20622658
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Don't be so rude.

>> No.20622666

You truly do lack self-awareness.

>> No.20622667

Fuck off worst lilim.
That's right, even Hat Mcmeme is better than you.

>> No.20622693
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I want to team up with a Dhampir to take on a haunted castle filled with ghosts, ghouls and over monsters. In order to defeat a powerful Vampire.

Only to realize at the very end, that the Vampire is the Dhampir's mother, and the Dhampir is just going through a rebellious phase.

>> No.20622707

>Elves bullying round-ears
Oh jeeze

>> No.20622712

>Her name is the one of the mother backwards
Really rebellious

>> No.20622715

They're so old you're like a little kid to them. Don't worry, they find it cute.

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>> No.20622723

>Elves calling you a cute youngster
Oh jeeze

>> No.20622728

I would rather be bullied by Shiro's Sabbath.

>> No.20622741
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what would it take to win the love of a single lilem?

>> No.20622747

Just say 'hello'.

>> No.20622751

>You're 25? Oh wow you're really grown up aren't you?
>Huh, you wanna learn magic? Oh Anon you're too young for that, it's way too complicated for you.
>Am I talking too fast for you? I know humans have trouble keeping up with elder beings.
>Aww you're so cute when you try and act all mature.
Reminder that under Elf law Elf momsters can adopt you at any age.

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Finished the articles on demon realm narco- I mean demon realm incenses.
>Censer of Dreams
>Rarity ◊◊

>A ceramic incense burner that fills anywhere with a bewitching atmosphere.
>It is a magic tool for burning incense composed of mamono realm herbs, and if you burn incense the vicinity is covered by a sweet smelling light pink smoke that drifts about.

>The one who is enveloped in this smoke is invited into a world of lewd delusion.
>If the smoke is inhaled, they will be unable to stand as the head becomes faint, and will sit or lie down on the spot.
>Eventually scenery that differs from reality will begin to appear before their eyes, and before long their consciousness will be completely brought into a dream.
>It is a fluffy sensation as if being in a dream, but the heat and feeling of things touched in the dream, the smells smelled and the taste of things eaten are accompanied by a clear and strong sense of reality.
>In this world of dreams every pleasure and ecstasy is brought, and it becomes a comfortable, good feeling, and extremely obscene thing.
>Since the contents are the "delusions" of the person them self, the desirable ideal scene of that person is projected in the most lewd form.
>In addition, by adjusting the kinds of mamono realm herbs mixed, it is also possible to guide to some extent the direction of the contents of the dream.
>For example, by adding more of the herb called "Melty Love", the contents of the dream become more sickly-sweet, and it easily becomes a thing that brings a sensation that seems to melt the body and soul.

>Furthermore, when two or more people are involved at the same time, each one will see a different dream, but those that have a strong connection, such as men and women that harbor mutual affection, will see the same dream as a pair.
>Also, a man who loved other men will be a woman in the form of the dream, and to a woman with perverted disposition, it seems the appearance of men may also become that of tentacles or beasts.
>Even if it is intercourse that cannot be done realistically, it is accompanied by a sense of reality, and the pleasure and heat tasted in the dream will continue to remain in the body and mind even if they return to reality.
>Basically it is impossible to interfere with other's dreams from outside, but if it is a high ranking inma skilled in manipulating dreams, or a "Nightmare" with the power to enter dreams, although it is not exactly a dream, it is possible to penetrate into this dream world and interfere, becoming a part of the pleasures that men dream of.

>In addition, it is basically impossible for others to view the contents of the dream the person in the smoke sees, but by using an exclusive magic tool made for peeking, and analyzing the lingering scent of mana after the smoke has cleared, it is possible to know the contents.
>Therefore, by burning a small amount of incense, it is also used to gather information on what kind of fantasies a man of interest holds and what kind of sex he prefers.
>Sooner or later, a beautiful mamono may appear before a man who has viewed a dream with this censer, and perhaps try to make the lewd delusions a reality.

>> No.20622754

>I'm here to stop you, Mom!
>"Ohohoho? Who is this young man with you, he looks strong, is he your boyfriend?"
>H-He's not my boyfriend! He's just a Vampire Hunter and we're here to stop you!
>"Ah, but he's such a strapping young man, if he's not yours I'll gladly have him..."
>You can't have him! Don't steal him from me you old hag!
>"Ara ara~"

>> No.20622755

Same as a Baphomet. You need to prove to them that you lust for them and only them and you won't ever be interested in anyone else.

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>> No.20622784

I think the best way to tease back is calling them "granny".

>> No.20622787
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And the second one:
Censer of Memories
Rarity ◊◊

>A strange incense burner that gives nostalgia to somewhat old viewers.
>Like an incense burner, it exudes a somehow nostalgic feeling fragrance that fills the room, bringing a curious effect to the human male and mamono couple wrapped in the fragrance.

>This censer has the power to temporarily return mamono couples to the "past".
>In other words, it will temporarily return their memories and mental state to before the two were linked or before they met.
>However, the body, instinct, mana and soul that dwells within each other firmly remembers its partner.
>In addition, they have already been completely dyed by the pleasure given by their companion.
>The body that connected countless times and had intercourse, even without memories, just from perceiving the existence of their partner, will recall that pleasure, and begin to demand the heat of the other's body.
>The olfactory sense remembers that the scent they always smell in the bed is the only one of the opposite sex that brings arousal, and the penis and womb show a frank response to the presence of the male or female they should pair up with.
>In other words, this censer is used to recreate the nostalgia of "the moment when two people meet and connect for the first time", that is, "the start of romance", and enjoy "the bittersweet relationship and atmosphere of just before becoming connected".

>However, due to its nature, naturally it can't be recreated exactly.
>If it is an easy to understand start of romance, like a mamono that swooped in on a human man she came across, and they were connected in the rape, perhaps because the exact same thing happens to the two that have lost their memory, the degree of reproduction is extremely high.
>Also, lovers that deepened their relationship properly, and couples that greeted their first night properly, since they are only returning to the state of that first night, they will likely intersect in a similar flow.
>On the other hand, a couple connected with twists and turns will not be so, for example, in cases such as when both the man and woman were humans, and the woman became a mamono, because she is a different race from the time of the original "start of romance", they will be connected in a different way.
>Also, in cases such as those where hostile men and women join together on the battlefield after a fight to the bitter end, or when a female hero is captured by a mamono and broken in, joins with her beloved as the finishing touch, and then transforms into a mamono in the middle of it, it becomes difficult to reproduce that time because of the dramatic way they were connected.
>However, in that case, depending on your way of thinking, it is said you can enjoy new encounters and first times with different relationships that didn't actually exist, such as "a man attacked by a mamono encountered by chance" or "gently being connected in the bed with your sweetheart" etc.

>Furthermore, as explained in the article "Topic - The Spell Resistance Possessed by Mamono Mana", no matter what means are used, it is impossible to erase a mamono's memory of their partner.
>The power this magic tool brings is not the property of robbing memories, it is to temporarily reproduce the state of the past by hinting at the thorough enjoyment of sex, and a firm memory of their partner remains in their head.
>Therefore, the effect will be cut off by an unexpected stimulus other than the pleasure given by her husband, for example, in cases such as when a big sound echoes from outside the room, or someone other than your partner enters the room, the magical effect will be immediately cut off and the head is brought back to the present.

The next item will be the symbol of gluttony, then it's on to the potion section.

>> No.20622788

Am I a dragonslut for not being able to choose any one dragon? They are all excellent top tier monsters and I always happy to see more specie.

>> No.20622789

>Well, I guess I better throw out all these special cookies I baked just for you!

>> No.20622793

>and to a woman with perverted disposition, it seems the appearance of men may also become that of tentacles or beasts.
Wonderland girls probably love this stuff then.
That aside, sounds pretty damn nice. Thanks for the translation.

>> No.20622803

Yes, but nothing wrong with tasting the rainbow of flavors Dragons offer.

From hot-headed Red Dragons, to methodical, calculating Blue Dragons. From Playful trickster Copper Dragons to haughty White Dragons.

The best part is that each one has a unique speech they give when they confront you. With a lot of dramatic flare and effort put into them.

>> No.20622806

If the age-insult fails attack the weight.
That never fails.

>> No.20622812
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>and to a woman with perverted disposition, it seems the appearance of men may also become that of tentacles or beasts.

>> No.20622815

>then it's on to the potion section.
I've been waiting for this. Wonderful.

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The raw power of dance.

They're like mini-slaaneshs they can appreciate many things so long as you're top tier at them and striving to be even better.

I'm sure there's a piano lilim just for me.

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Muscle wolfus!

>> No.20622835

>head pats
I'd giver her that as well as foot rubs

>> No.20622844

James May would not fair well in monster world

>> No.20622847

this is basically a stronger version of monster ultra zero.

>> No.20622850

I love this sappy shit.

>> No.20622851
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>Boy, bring me a towel, your Anubis commands it.

>> No.20622856

are you sure you want to be with a lilim?

>> No.20622860

>tfw you will never be a haughty Anubis's boy slave

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>> No.20622881

Fair skin boy slaves are a precious commodity amongst monster girls in the desert region.

>> No.20622887
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>Nightmare Lord just sits in her fog of Dream Incense or covers all entrances to her lair with rooms filled with it
>Has an auto resolve dream rape over 100% on anyone less than Hero status
>Teleports everyone out who loses in the dream zone
>Her mom was an Echidna so her power level and behaviors all make sense

Echidna children should always be apex predators of whatever species they are born as and should have behavior modifiers for their unique upbringing. If only to add some extra fluff to MGE lore for both sides.

Also to add more dungeons to the map for adventurer's to investigate. Cursed Swords need a home too you know.

>> No.20622888

not him but why not?

>> No.20622901

It critically fails if they know you're into that fat ass of theirs.

>> No.20622929
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>Cheshire Cat daughter of an Echidna.
>Has even more powerful reality-warping magic beyond just teleporting, turning invisible and misdirection.
>Able to make her own faux Wonderland in a fight.
>If she is already in Wonderland, becomes something close to a Demi-goddess.

>> No.20622946

There was a story last year and there's another one on TFT if Punaldin doesn't have it on pastebin.

>> No.20622953

they are high level sex demons, that may at first glance sound nice, but your probably going to get fucked to painfully levels every day. Basically you would experience the reverse of comically large hentai penis mind breaking cute girl.

>> No.20622985

I would want the sports limit is sporty and lithe except for her large tits.

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>> No.20622990

Personally my issue with them is that I dislike the ridiculously strong breeds that are so rare that they require you to jump though a ton on hoops to not only find one but marry one. Not to mention all the baggage of her being the daughter of the demon lord. I would rather have a care free life with low to medium powered girl that is not the ruler of a kingdom, political leader, or religious icon that a lot on the high rank monsters are.

>> No.20622991

Eat shit

>> No.20622996

this just makes me want one even more.

>> No.20622997
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More chaos monsters when?

>> No.20623021 [DELETED] 


Aye lad, I remember the old days, back when we stood proud in our mountain keeps.The Great Rock always held...from everything. Goblins. Orcs. Even the so called high and mighty Elves and their little magic trick couldn't crack it at their height...
Should have known it would come crashing down from within.

It wasn't a great battle or siege that fell the fortress. I remember how quiet it all started.
It began with some noble clansmen came back from their mission in the north. We didn't know about the great betrayal or the corruption back then. The signs were there. I remember it like yesterday, their eyes. There was this hunger within it. It was as if someone had ripped out their soul, their very being and replaced with something else. Something ugly. Perverse.
Didn't paid my mind to it. By the beard, most of us didn't. Not until it was too late.
It quickly spread in the higher circles. I heard of whispers and tales debauched orgies. Thought it was some slandering stuff the noble clan love so much.
Didn't notice a thing while the corruption spread to our forges, our homes, my home.
By the time I realize what was going on, they were singing praises of orgies and pleasure in the streets. And the great elders *spit*, those lecherous old fools were proclaiming for this new order under the great Demon Lord.

The purge that came after was swift. There were those among the high clans that still held on to their duty and honor. They were the first to disappear. Their wives and daughters "reeducated". Aye, I lost a lot of good friends then. We knew something had to be done.

We gathered together for the push against the corrupted, a chance to save our race. To save our future.
Should have seen it lad, old clans putting aside their blood-feuds, even clans from wastes joined, Nakmor, Uvek, even some I have never heard of.
Well, you can probably guess what happened next.
We weren't fighting a rogue clan, but our very friends and family. Even our children.
In the end, we couldn't keep up with their numbers and the betrayals that come from our ranks.

What ever hope I ever had for my people's future died with the end of the rebellion.
So this motley depressed lot you're looking at? Well, that's all that's left of my clansmen. Some still dream of the day we march back into our fortress and take back our pride, our honor.
But that's more of a fools dream with every passing day. Heard they've been resorted to kidnapping humans nowadays.
Gods what we have become?

But I swear lad, we Dwarves are born of the stone. We will endure. And most importantly we will remember. It might not be today. Might not be the next century. But one day our vengeance will come.
Just hope I live long enough to see it.

Bah, well enough talking about the old days! Time to cave-in some monster skulls!

>> No.20623040

>another copy/paste of a /tg/ post
Is spamming screencaps of /tg/ and spacebattles not enough for the braindead cunt any more?

>> No.20623051

she told me to fuck off, now i'm sad :(

>> No.20623057

The sad part is it's not even the original poster.

>> No.20623069

I wonder if there are any genuine old grogs here that wince at the sight of the /tg/ shittery.

>> No.20623078

What is your waifu's default, day to day outfit? What does she wear as her clothing of choice, that perfectly captures her personality and sense of style?

>> No.20623080

I said that only as an alternative if he didn't have it on Pastebin, which unfortunately, he does not.

>> No.20623108

It seems like MGE and the thread are hated on tg so i would imagine they wouldn't even exist on here.

>> No.20623122

>Cheshire, sweatpants and a hoodie/jealousy that's a tad too big
>Jinko, T-shirt and jeans

>> No.20623124

I don't get why the even talk about MGE on /tg/ considering they seem to hate the main point of it.

>> No.20623163

Are these baggy pants, standard boot-cut jeans, or booty-boosting tight jeans? This is important.

Judicious use of mom jeans is also acceptable.

>> No.20623172

She likes them tight cut.
So yes, they're tight in the rear

Her shirt also hugs her tight too.

>> No.20623184
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>them there's some o' those self-hatin' fags

>> No.20623194

After a new slime appears.

>> No.20623199

I imagine my wife, as a Night Gaunt, would almost exclusively wear either my or her latex slime almost exclusively other than special occasions like maybe a bathing suit if we were bathing and nobody else was around to see as I like to imagine she finds actual clothing embarrassing and something she does only for me when we are alone. The only exception is I could see her having a collection of various hats.

>> No.20623208

>I would rather have a care free life with low to medium powered girl that is not the ruler of a kingdom, political leader, or religious icon that a lot on the high rank monsters are.
You're a retard
t. CK II player

>> No.20623214
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Probably just her cloak. Maybe panties if I want her too.

>> No.20623227

You are a man of taste, I see. My waifu dresses similarly, just with button-ups instead of t-shirts. She also usually wears my leather jacket on top.

Cat girls and big, loose, billowy hoodies go well together. Especially if they have a cute design on the front. One outfit I'm a really big fan of is a sweater or hoodie big enough to wear like a dress, with nothing underneath

>> No.20623244

This is also true.
Cats are for comfy

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Right after Wonderland Centaur.

>> No.20623262

>no MGE CK2 mod
I wonder if that would even work?

>> No.20623263

Can't go wrong with scantily worn normal clothes. I'm a big fan of the 'pilfered husband's shirt' look. What if she wore a big dress shirt with a high collar and just never buttoned it up? It'd have the same function and coverage as a cloak.

>> No.20623264

Quick question, what would a Dark Mage rank as, a medium or high tier magic caster?
Their profile says they can create mamano realms, but they're clearly not on Lich or Baphomet power levels.

>> No.20623270

>they're clearly not on Lich or Baphomet power levels.
Where do you get that from?

>> No.20623272

Except he has actually mentioned he has other ideas for more Lovecraft breeds not just putting random area + random breed together.

>> No.20623281

>Liches are traditionally super powerful casters
>Baphomets are the heads of magical research
I thought it followed they were the OP casters after Lilims.

>> No.20623293
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Normally she's in her fur bra and panties but she'll wear casual oversized shirts because they're comfy, she's not a fan of pants but she'll wear them to avoid getting looks from walking around in panties only. She's already warm enough in bra and panties so any more clothes on top of that start to overheat her

>> No.20623296

Careful, anon. The path of hats is a long and treacherous one. Filled with dangerous memes and mediocre character designs.

>> No.20623298

Lower mid tier most likely. I can imagine them being village sized mamono realms and not anywhere close to large town/city scale. Witches are likely far stronger due to being able to draw on the power of Familiars.
Both of those are explicitly mentioned to be high tier girls and Baphomets are the second strongest race with only Lilims outranking them.

>> No.20623314

>Lower mid tier most likely.
Thought so, it makes sense.
>Witches are likely far stronger due to being able to draw on the power of Familiars.
Witches being stronger because lolis are supposedly stronger at magic for some reason makes sense, but the Familiar thing doesn't because sex with a husband is supposed to be super powerful, so surely that would trump drawing from another MG.

>> No.20623316

Would cutoffs, hot pants and bikini bottoms be doable? Would side-tie panties be too tough for big meaty huggers to tie?

I feel like a loose, light tank or tube top and some denim short shorts would work.

>> No.20623320

I don't even know what you are referring to. I've never played that game. What do you disagree with? I would rather be free to go wherever I want with my wife without having to deal with a kingdom, religion, or deal with the fame or obligations that come with being with the daughter of demon lord.

>> No.20623326

Holstaur Hags!

>> No.20623329
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He's right you know...

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What are you insinuating

>> No.20623339

Yeah I was mostly going on their power without a husband since both races are capable of getting married. The Witch magical girl form with Familiar powers is pretty neat though.

>> No.20623340

Headwear and headwear accessories

>> No.20623344

Fuck off.
Sour grapes. Most fa/tg/uys are angry virgins.

>> No.20623345

Witches also have the backup for their Sabbath for more resources. Not to mention Shiro's Witches are said to be more powerful than most Baphomets.

>> No.20623352

A summer Yeti would wear denim short shorts, a thin blue scarf, and a tight white tank top shirt that hugs her big snuggle lumps tightly. Yetis have tried side tie panties with velcro since they can't tie strings with their big paws, but velcro doesn't look very cute and undos easily from meaty thighs

>> No.20623362

For just regular daily stuff, she'd probably wear a casual yet elegant sun dress, or a similar dress with long sleeves if it's colder. Then there's her work clothes which are a frilly blouse, a pencil skirt and a lab coat, and maybe a pair of reading glasses (not that she actually needs them, just for the cute nerdy aesthetic). Finally, she's all about her red latex catsuit.

>> No.20623368

>old cow with a sultry laugh who lactates irish cream
>'Moohoho, what have we here? A spry
young bull just for little old me?"

>> No.20623371

Pretty much her profile mage robe, only its black and less frilly.

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>> No.20623391

What the fuck is happening in this thread

>> No.20623393
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Nothing wrong with a hat here and there.

>> No.20623395
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>random area + random breed

Wonderland is literally missing both rocking horse fly and both / either color of Knight. One of which is a free space for alternative edition Pegasus and the other is an equally free space since Knight and centaur go together well.

The fact that Wonderland is reversed means there would be a lustful centaur that isn't obsessed with making harems (which is a niche all it's own in MGE) and would complete the centaur family personality set.

If we're going for true 105% completion KC would need to add Wonderland, Desert, and Undead horse pussies.

>> No.20623402

I may have made a mistake. These hat memes strike fast and hard, holy shit

>> No.20623404
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I dunno, but I really want an electric eel waifu.

>> No.20623408

Wait a minute, that pool...

>> No.20623409

I unironically think this is the stupidest lilim oc in the threads. It doesn't even follow the profile description that they all have white hair and wings, plus the hat is just retarded.

>> No.20623410
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Such ridiculous hats.

They need to keep them on during sex.

>> No.20623416
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Indeed they do

>> No.20623421
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I'm pretty sure that's just an ordinary succ.

>> No.20623425

The artist claims its a lilim.

>> No.20623434

I just read the file name in Bob's voice. FUCK.

>> No.20623439

[citation needed]

>> No.20623441
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>> No.20623442

Fuck off you discord autists.

>> No.20623450

If you had seen the profile he wrote you'd know it's a shitpost

>> No.20623482
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Make us.

>> No.20623486

Slime outfits that she changes on a whim, when she's not just naked at home. Sometimes demon realm mage robes, or body tight travel leathers, and she usually makes a fake magic catalyst like a staff. Always the same hat though.

>> No.20623489

I can respect that. Simple, comfy and to the point. Am I right to assume she's the no-nonsense type? An all black robe sounds like the business casual variant of mage clothing.

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>> No.20623500

More a sultry, teasing type. She may look somewhat gothic, but she's more on the playful side.

>> No.20623509

Cute! My waifu also wears reading glasses, because she needs them to read and contact lenses are risky in martial arts. She'd rather just keep some specs around to use when she really needs them.

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>> No.20623517

Is it a big, floppy wizard hat? The kind final fantasy black mages wear? Those are peak sexy for some reason.

>> No.20623518

How do you want to meet a monster?

>> No.20623519

Closed the tab instantly.

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>> No.20623525

by her kidnapping me!

>> No.20623530

Lilim sisters bullying each other is the hottest thing ever!

>> No.20623538

I would want the portal to open and take me to my waifu is so we could live in the canon MGE world together.

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>> No.20623553

Ideally, I'd stumble on her in the middle of some woodlands and she'd charm me through magic or just the old fashioned way.
Innawoods rape ensues.

>> No.20623556
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Like this.

>> No.20623563

No thanks, he's one of the autists actively shitting up the community.

>> No.20623601

Very organically. We'd cross paths at a public event, hit it off a little chatting, and part ways. Weeks later we might bump into each other, finding that we frequent some of the same places and work near each other. It would turn into a lunch date here, a hangout there, until the small talk got more personal. Maybe one crashes at the other's place and it escalates. We'd be a couple before either of us even realized it.

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>> No.20623615

What species is she?

>> No.20623622

Slime feet

>> No.20623629

Yes indeed, and they are sexy hats because wearing one and looking good is like a status symbol of aspiring sorcerers. You can often tell immediately if you'll like a mage based on her hat. Plus it's a non restrictive piece of clothing that can ride on top of a slime and be used for a variety of functions. My wifes is large enough to hide inside if she condenses, and can be used as a last defense shield combined with her magic.

>> No.20623636

Tundranubis. I like to think she works at the used bookstore across the street from the bar I work at, just another person in town I might have had a missed connection with.

>> No.20623638

are just as dangerous as the rest of their body.

>> No.20623651

Interesting, she sounds cute.

>> No.20623657

I want to live quietly in my home while small things get taken care of, until I eventually notice and track down a shy shoggoth who's been working up the courage to reveal herself.

>> No.20623663

I'd appear in my waifu's bed, or a portal would open connecting our bedrooms.

>> No.20623681

Most of the others are dead.

>> No.20623687

What accents do you imagine monsters having? I like the idea of a Holst with a Southern Accent.

>> No.20623703

He should join them.

>> No.20623716

I agree. It took a while but finally got Bollocks to at least fuck off out of Discord.

>> No.20623724

Can't go wrong with a cute, easy-goin' southern drawl.

I like the idea of yetis being canadian and sounding like either saskatchewan prarie folk or newfies.

>> No.20623730

There are many regional accents in Zipangu, and all MGs are both very protective and very sensitive about theirs.

>> No.20623741

>Wight with a French accent
>Troll with a Swedish accent
>Lich with old-English accent
>Elf with a Icelandic accents
>Salamander with a German accent

>> No.20623742

>very sensitive
In what way?

>> No.20623745

I want a Hellhound with a valley one

>> No.20623746

Saskies have an accent? Might i ask what it sounds like?
>t.Not from Saskatchewan.

>> No.20623750

Another reason Dark Slimes are one of the best monsters.

>> No.20623751

>It took a while but finally got Bollocks to at least fuck off out of Discord.
They did? Did anything happen or did he just fuck off?

>> No.20623756

Ace's ego is too big for him to fuck off now. He thinks his shitty headpat commissions and garbage writefagging are integral to the community, and has a handful of retarded cheerleaders on /monster/ and TFT to feed his delusions of grandeur.

>> No.20623763

Watch any clip of Littlest Hobo and you'll probably get a whiff of it. It's kinda like the wierd vowel-heavy singsong accent they have in milwaukee. Like the north american equivalent of wales.

You hear it used for stereotypical canadians in cartoons.

>> No.20623764

>Holstaur with a southern belle accent
I'd like this
>French Wight
>English Lich
Ugh, no. They'd sound obnoxious.

>> No.20623775

This is exactly the sort of thing that makes slimes so great, and I wish people were regularly this creative with them.
Hell, think of the sex positions you could invent that only work/make sense for semisolid girls.

>> No.20623776

>elf with an icelandic accent

Just from seeing Bjork I thought icelanders were already basically elves. Or at least Bjork was one. What a weird lady.

>> No.20623778

It's a bad idea to compliment how graceful a given Zipangu monster sounds around another one, unless they're related or are from the same region. It can go both way, with a country girl feeling inadequate next to cosmopolitan types or a educated proper court lady realizing all that noble education probably didn't actually help much in terms of attracting a mate.

>> No.20623781

>Ugh, no. They'd sound obnoxious
Well you just have shit taste then.

>> No.20623788

Ill be honest it sounds really similar to what i hear over on the western coast. Like i can just barely tell a difference.

>> No.20623803

No, I have good taste. English and French accents are horrible in women.

>> No.20623815
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>tfw no wife who can combine "bath" and "me"

>> No.20623821
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puppy waifu can wear any silly hat she wants

>> No.20623826

Thick tails are a sign of fertility and need to be bred.

>> No.20623834

British shoggy

>> No.20623839

>mg locker room banter

>> No.20623843

I see, but I'm sure their accents are still cute in their own way.

>> No.20623844

There's a certain type of belgian french accent that hits the ear nicely, but I dont know what you would call it. Very soft and smooth.

I mostly agree on the english accents, though granted there are hundreds of them. Trashy chav girl mumbling does something to me. Not quite full amy winehouse but somewhere around there.

>> No.20623850

I've always found girls speaking engrish cute

>> No.20623853

Reminder that MG gyms have co ed changing rooms.

>> No.20623888

Even as a britfag, I agree with this. I can't think of a single attractive accent I've heard in this country. Even the so-called sexy accent foriegn men seem to love sounds like the girl is trying too hard to sound intelligent.

>> No.20623903

Most french accents sound like they're gargling phlegm and english accents are either nails on a chalkboard shit or make the speaker sound pretentious.

>> No.20623937

AFAIK he quit like a bitch because there was some light ribbing about the Discord being the only social interaction he had in his daily life since he'd be talking at 530 in the AM when nobody else was awake. Went offline that same day and hasn't said a thing since. Whether or not he's talking somewhere else is not my business but it's funny that all it took was that since it was like seeing a cancerous tumor get removed. Hope he remembers to follow the river instead of crossing the road.

>> No.20623949

>Chaos, Chaos!
>I can do anything!

>> No.20623985

That’s not what her outfit is about

>> No.20623994

Size Queen MGs!
They wanna make you bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger!

>> No.20624005

This seems unsustainable. Maybe they could make themselves smaller instead?

>> No.20624014
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Nice boat.

>> No.20624023
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mermaid with a swedish accent. she's a swedish fish!

>> No.20624024

>Size queen lich
>She have tried out so many size potions on you that you're dick huge permanently now
>Something you use to punish her for getting you into this position in the first place.

>> No.20624026

Make themselves Shortstacks?

>> No.20624046
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Parisian Tritonia.

>> No.20624071

Italian and French mice!

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>> No.20624115

It’s time to stop.

>> No.20624158

Take a hint you braindead roach.

>> No.20624162

They can only make themselves so small.

>> No.20624219
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Where are my fellow golemfags?

>> No.20624263

You mean New England.

>> No.20624269

The Great Cheese Heist was a success!

>> No.20624278
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Truly the work of criminal masterminds.

>> No.20624335

>Dark Mage has made herself the shortest of shortstacks while maxing your dick size through mamano matching
>the amount of drool coming from both sets of lips when you casually whip it out is enough to pool on the floor
>She instantly ahegaos every single time you insert
Good life.

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>Shortstack Dark Mage
I shouldn't want this, but what the hell.

>> No.20624439
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Slimes in clothing. Y/N?

>> No.20624469

Slime fashion is important. I also like when they accessorize with random objects in their transparent bodies.

>> No.20624504
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Hear hear.

>> No.20624549

Best witch.

>> No.20624617

I'd like to see a momonika slime, preferably nureonago.

>> No.20624643
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Dark slime would be more suitable.

>> No.20624692

I like to imagine thats what loli darkmages are actually like (not that flat chested ones exist its just they are normally busty even as children).

>> No.20624698

dont exist*

>> No.20624751
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>> No.20624779

But what if her horn gets cold!

>> No.20624785

So are Dark Mages essentially or potentially a revert Sabbath where they are Oni Chans who're shotacons and or brocons that like younger boys/men?

>> No.20624812

If you ask me, Dark Mage children should be pears because that's the sexiest shape.

>> No.20624833

Not really. They're unaffiliated power-hungry swamp hags. Age of targeted familiar is incidental.

>> No.20624844

That's just threadcanon. They're actually just witches for guys who aren't pedophiles.

>> No.20624862
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Having a real bitch of a time finding hi-res images of Nailah. Hopefully she gets some fanart now that she's in Heroes.

>> No.20624869

Wrap one of those hot hands pads around it

>> No.20624912

I'm Ok with this.

>> No.20625046

Monstergirl throats are very stretchy, after all

>> No.20625061
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Is it just me, or does the banshee's dress have no back?

>> No.20625075

Hel's followers need a method of easy access.

>> No.20625081
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What MG would be into basketball?

>> No.20625082

As are their wombs and other bits.

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>> No.20625093
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post more 'lims

>> No.20625095

Fuck off roach.

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>> No.20625109

someone explain to me how this small thing can rape a huge-ass man?

>> No.20625112
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Strength in numbers.

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>> No.20625154
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Everyone knows that cats make the best shortstacks.

>> No.20625161

>Gulliver's Travels but now with MGs
>Lilliput is full of the joys of stretching after they tie him down
>Brobdingdang is full of chill BEEG Hakutakus who snusnu him nightly
>Laputa features cool Liches and smug Cheshires in a floating city
>Houyhnhnm has the kindest Unicorns fighting the depradations of feral Kakuen

>> No.20625178

Best monstergirl. Even if they're just horny mages and not physically monsters at all.

>> No.20625183

Surely that would be a bunch of Golems and Automatons?
I've only seen the ghibli movie

>> No.20625184
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Why just unicorns? Why not more horsepussy varities?

>> No.20625195

How many litters can she hold

>> No.20625196

I want that cat as a familiar.

>> No.20625204

I'm more of a wandering innawoods and getting jumped and furiously "dated" kinda guy. I like the idea of the fear turning to bewilderment and then lust.

>> No.20625219

See, I'd need that kind of introduction because I'd never believe a monstergirl if she tried to date me the proper way.

>> No.20625224
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Spider butt drives me nuts.

>> No.20625242
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Don't be so racist.

>> No.20625244

Pick any sporty MG you want. Or even non-sporty ones. MGs are flexible like that.

>> No.20625247

oh god, imagine being an innocent ol chap who tripped down a hill by accident and you fell into a hole full of horny fairies "playing around" with each other. you gonna git rapped by the fey

>> No.20625254

Anyone have a link to the undead invasion story? (Zombie->Wight) I can't remember who wrote it.

>> No.20625266
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that's right friend, spidder is the path to enlightenment

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>> No.20625286

You mean the story where monstergirls go around killing people's daughters and sisters in front of them and everyone is fine with it?
Fuck off.

>> No.20625291
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Here you go:

>> No.20625293

How is it racist? I have trust issues.

>> No.20625306

Because the Unicorns are the purest and most good-natured horsepussy, in keeping with the book.

Will the command word "Balush" trigger a bright blue orgasm from Laputa's robutts?

>> No.20625315

Hinezumi-san hinezumi-san!
Do you know pressure points?
Because my lower back feels like its going to explode.

>> No.20625320

You're damn right she does, she used to do it to her mother and father quite a bit.

>> No.20625324

The mundane utility of martial arts is fantastic.

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No problem.

>> No.20625330

>'tall' leggy hinezumi with some good hips and thighs.

I wouldn't mind that.

>> No.20625351

how do you feel knowing that this character is the owner of your penis and she can do want she wants with it and you can't do anything about it?

>> No.20625356
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A kiki and a satyros would be great MCs in a sitcom.

>> No.20625360

Whatd your parents reaction be when you've been dating a Lilim, a daughter of the demon lord and that'd you will soon get hitched with God like royalty?

>> No.20625370

"When's grandkids"

>> No.20625376

Thanks, homie
I just kinda glance over that a pretend they are just changed instead of killed.

>> No.20625377
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I think they'd take it pretty well.

>> No.20625386

Gonna wake up with a fat bottomed saytaros and busty kiki in my bed atop me.

>> No.20625389

>"Get the good silver out, I'm not going to embarrass the family in front of our in-laws. And whar do you think you're wearing Anon? Don't think you'll meet your new parents in jeans, we have standards to uphold!"

>> No.20625393

Seems like a dumb question to ask, even for a parent to ask when their son is in a relationship with a monstergirl. Especially if it's one of the hundred plus daughters of the Demon Lord/Slaanesh-lite.

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>> No.20625396

It already sort of exists in writefag form.

>> No.20625406

they be worried as hell that the relationship won't last

>> No.20625413

>Religious mother
>Dating what amounts to a demon princess
Not well.

>> No.20625417

They'd probably be alright with it.
Although I'd probably have ended up with the 'nerd' lilim that just learn magic and want a comfy life.

>> No.20625418

Doesnt really make sense unless lilith is a god of excess.

>> No.20625420

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that you need a bed big enough for you and your wife.
Especially if she's BIG....or BEEG

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Fa/tg/uys hate sex.

>> No.20625432

probably not well but i wouldn't keep in touch

>> No.20625437
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people sometimes fear what they don't know

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Probably a bit too monstrous, but at the same time this is basically lizard Hellhound.

>> No.20625441

Can genies take the shape of another MG?

>> No.20625448

Well i mean yeah i knew that, but still doesn't change the fact that the idea they are similar is accurate.

I mean is it? Like you said she looks like a lizard hellhound.

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>> No.20625454

It'd be hard enough convincing her she doesn't need to hold an all-night vigil in case of intruders, so for big ochis it I'd probably easiest to just sleep on top her.

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>> No.20625461
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Probably temporarily.

>> No.20625470

Even if I wish for it?

>> No.20625471

>is accurate

>> No.20625476

>Huge ochi with a club that's almost the size of a man.
>Is resting on a small, single person matress she's too big for.
>Master is atop her resting comfortably.
Does she sleep with a mask to hide her blush?

>> No.20625479

Fuck. I mean wildly inaccurate.

>> No.20625490

Unless it affects them personally I doubt they would give two shits.

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You're gonna have her to give L-O-T-S of mana.

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>implying she cares

>> No.20625523

>Parents are "Christian," but god is basically only mentioned when they need something
It'd be fine with maybe a bribe. Plus, grand kids; I've been making no moves towards that so far. Also, if your mother is monsterized into something fun, neither will have much time to care.

>> No.20625534

Stop posting that image
She is gonna get all of it after she changes her shape!

>> No.20625548

Hold the fuck up mein nigger. Are you telling me succubi, literal sex demons that wear the most scantily clad outfits are now suddenly telling me to "dress up proper!?"

Such hypocrisy!

>> No.20625560

>Such hypocrisy!
Not at all. Monsters and especially succubi understand the importance and appeal of proper clothing, too.

>> No.20625565
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>start a men's only club
>gather the bros for cold beer and shoot em up games
>sing songs of glory and might aka devils never cry
>have some guy time away from the ladies even though i'm single and too big of a loser to get monster gf
>go to the bathroom
>hear loud thumping, glass shattering, men screaming, and feminine moaning
>finish up quickly and leave the bathroom
>everybody got raped by monsters because i've been hanging out with bros with no monster gf
this is what happens when you tell monsters about shit that's suppose to be secret, what other newfound secret things would monsters like to get into?

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>> No.20625653

A cat with sweater puppies.

>> No.20625663
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Big brawny elves.

>> No.20625667

I want to lick her treasure trail.

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>> No.20625676

one of the girls i actually wouldn't marry

>> No.20625702

Yeah the whole portable blowjob thing seems like it would wear off very quickly and then you have to deal with the hassle of accommodating everything for their peculiarity

>> No.20625727

Always one step ahead!

>> No.20625728

I have a scenario in my head where I got isekai'd and materialized a few feet above a Wight's dinner table. She'd probably rape me for ruining her dinner.

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>> No.20625834

>poof into existence on her dining room table
>surprisingly, there's nothing there
>candles place in the holder, but have never been lit
>try to explore where you are in her mansion
>hear labored moans in the hall
>slowly get closer and closer to them
>open the door, expecting to walk into something you'll regret
>the wight is sitting in a comfy sofa watching a romantic drama through a magic mirror
>upon further inspection, you see she has been crying recently and is holding something in her hands
>"Chilly Holst brand Ice Cream - Rocky Road flavor - Family Size Perfect to Share!"
>that would explain those large breasts loose under her oversized t-shirt
>as you clear your throat, she jumps and recoils
>the rest of your memory is a bit hazy, but you remember claws and big breasts

>> No.20625837

That looks like a Succ you could trust!

>> No.20625845

Depends on if MG are a new thing or not.

If they're new (portals just opened or something), some kind of dress-down social gathering would be nice. She'd need to be interested enough to drag me off of the wall I'd be struggling to peel myself away from.

If they're not, bumping into each other somewhere a few times and slowly growing close would be nice.

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>> No.20625855

>Consider the following

>> No.20625899
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This is the best story I have ever read


>> No.20625927

What monster girl has the:
>best smelling
>most enticing
breath of them all?

Can use the same girl for all three or different ones if you like.

>> No.20625944

Jabberwock wins in all categories. It's one of her things.

>> No.20625947

Where is this from?

>> No.20625964

>There's that one guy with a gf walking through the orgy unscathed, stepping over snu-snu, and shimmying his way to the bar to grab a few drinks before heading out.

>> No.20625970

That author has some pretty nice stories that are good to read.

>> No.20625971

Kaibutsu oujo/Princess Resurrection if I'm remembering correctly.

>> No.20625977

I haven't read them all yet but his Ran Yakumo one was good. Does he have other works not listed there?

>> No.20625981


>> No.20625985

>Putting a slave collar on a pharaoh that's imbued with magic that negates her magic and strength
>Using and abusing her with your dick despite her initial protests
>Turning her into your cock-hungry sex slave for you and your apophis wife

>> No.20625990

Not that I'm aware of, but he does have a twitter. I'm sure you can see from a glance which stories of his to avoid, but ones I would recommend if you like the "more dominant woman sweeps away younger man and romances him" he has nice stuff. Of that I would recommend "In Her Argent Embrace", "A Taste for Christmas Cake", "The Sentimental Succubus", and "The Jabberwock's Treasure". Especially the first and last ones here.

>> No.20625995

Nice, but it's yuri, so, back to /u/.

>> No.20626009

Do not reply to spam, dummy.

>> No.20626013

Collars boring and too simple. Breaking should be more elaborate.

>> No.20626067

Imagine the thick, long, slimy tongue of a lamia dancing and sliding across your penis.

>> No.20626076
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You guys ever wanna just lay your head down on your wife's stomach and fall asleep?

>> No.20626078

Samefag trying to shill his trash.

>> No.20626079

That seems like the sort of thing you'd see in a monstergirl diary when she's in a depressive funk about still being single.
>Yeah, I guess it is true that dealing with a detachable head would be a hard transition. That's okay, I guess.
>I visited him again last night, and I think he liked the dream! But my big stupid hooves almost woke him up again and I ran away. I wish I was graceful like a whitehorn, everyone likes them.
>Why did I have to be blue?!

>> No.20626086

Don't participate in monstergirl threads if you don't enjoy monstergirls

>> No.20626090

Go somewhere else if you want to shill your terrible stories.

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He's really good guys trust me!

>> No.20626110
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Ah, so that's why Nightmare-chan keeps drinking.

>> No.20626111

Why are you trying to start a shitstorm? No one even brought up that story, if you didn't care about it you could've just ignored it and everyone would've moved on.

>> No.20626112

They already mentioned that not every story is MGE approved. So fuck off faggot.

>> No.20626115

Trash authors that very poorly shill their awful stories they post on a fucking tumblrite website can stay in their fucking hole. Monster boys are instant trash.

>> No.20626123

Stay mad Monsterboy fag.

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oh no no no no

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>> No.20626158

story seemed alright to me

>> No.20626161

Maybe if you're completely retarded.

>> No.20626173

Don't listen to him, he post like a /v/ troll.

>> No.20626177

nah the harpy story was fine but you're being a nigger.

>> No.20626186

Shilling is fucking pathetic and writing about monster boys makes any "credibility" you had go right into the trashcan. Eat a bullet faggot.

It's not, go jerk off about it on /monster/ or whatever shithole you came from.

>> No.20626195 [DELETED] 

absolutely seething

>> No.20626197

Stay mad, shill. Next time make it less obvious.

>> No.20626200

aside from a few errors it had a good ending so i'll continue to not originate from anywhere your spastic assmouth blows shit from

>> No.20626201
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Thank goodness this thread is about to die soon and your shitposts will get swept away

>> No.20626206 [DELETED] 

Monsterboy faggots aren't allowed. Please do everyone around you a favor and blow your brains out.

>a bloo bloo why are you so mean to a trash author that writes complete garbage ;_;
Go shill your gay trash on /r9k/ you fucking nigger.

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>”Hey big bro, my classmates are hosting a party next week, and anyone who’s anyone is gonna be there!”
>”And I got invited!”
>”But...I’m kind of scared of going alone.”
>”Can you go with me? Please?”

Would you?

>> No.20626210

>"Chapter Text

When I lost my job and joined the army, I didn’t think I’d ever see any real combat. With the Islamic State already bombed to hell and everything gone quiet in the Ukraine, I expected to be pushing papers around an office somewhere with an occasional visit to a firing range."
Great author guys, 10/10 we should post nothing but stuff from this guy from now on!

>> No.20626215

Imagine being such a huge faggot that you don't realize you can like something but not care about the person or anything else from them. As far as i care the story didn't have it and i won't be reading anything else but you go ahead and keep on doing such a good job protecting us!

>> No.20626218

Keep crying you shilling samefag.

>> No.20626221 [DELETED] 

You're the only one samefagging here you delusional fuck please kill yourself.

>> No.20626228 [DELETED] 

Absolutely fuming. Next time try posting one of your stories to Pastebin instead of making it easy to show how much of a faggot you are.

>> No.20626229

nobody here but you is emotionally invested in this non-issue but feel free to make the epic quote post that gets shot down.

>> No.20626234

Did the author touch you in a bad place or something? Why are you so angry?

>> No.20626236

If he tries to act alpha enough maybe he won't alp from all the cock he chokes on.

>> No.20626247 [DELETED] 

>he's still going at it

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please make a bigger post so it can get shit on properly

>> No.20626260

>took that long to use inspect element

>> No.20626261

If only she had the guts to be direct and leave a letter (in the mailbox, because leaving it in the room would be creepy).

>> No.20626262

nah just auto refresh ticked and so saw the red ! and paused youtube rq to take a few seconds and capture region with software, the fuck is it with idiots assuming anybody uses inspect element.

>> No.20626265

>and so saw
Maybe i should sleep.

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The dumbshit thinks that anyone who disagrees with him might be the same person. It never crosses his tiny, pea-brained mind that he might be the asshole.

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>entire thread suddenly hides itself

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Here, have freshly hatched birb.

>> No.20626462

I feel bad for whatever momma harpy had to lay that egg.

>> No.20626466

if i hide in her mofu will she get embarrassed about how close my face is to her rear?

>> No.20626469

Is fine, egg grows when outside.

>> No.20626474
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I think that, by the time a kitsune hits nine tails, they're well used to it.
Their tails are irresistible and they just have to accept that fact.

>> No.20626494

>Extremely powerful ancient dragon who disliked killing since before monster girls were even a thing
>Had to constantly hide herself from humanity or else heroes would come to challenge her
>The few heroes who she fought spread rumors and legends about a grand most powerful dragon who spared their lives
>Every now and then someone visits her because of these legends but all they see is a hoardless socially awkward dragon girl

>> No.20626504

This just won't do. Time to start collecting things with her.

>> No.20626510

Please don't get your dragon addicted to collecting.

>> No.20626511

If I'm going to have to live with it, she can share it with me.

>> No.20626561

Best? Go read some more stories dude. It's not as terrible as the other guy is saying but it's mediocre at best. There's just way too many good monster girl stories out there for that to even scratch the top 100.

>> No.20626640

The best Monstergirl story is Enders Toi by Silent_II

>> No.20626697

the pastebin is deleted

>> No.20626873

Silent went nuclear and deleted everything. No getting that back probably.

>> No.20626884

Salamander maid: Yes or no?

>> No.20626895

Some paranoid yet kind soul saved all his stuff before he nuked it. Forgot the link so here's a reupload.

>> No.20626989

i'd a thick tailed lolimander maid

>> No.20627010

oh yeah i remember reading that, shoggy is my waifu so i was happy to find that before.

>> No.20627021

Salamander anything is a yes.

>> No.20627435

Did we ever find out why he did this? Gunstar deleted all his stories too years ago but Silent took it to another level and sent gibberish replies to anyone trying to talk to him. It makes him look like an asshole but there might have been a good reason for it.

>> No.20627444

Only if she's still a gruff cocky tomboy with insane amounts of overconfidence.

>> No.20627461

This looks like a scene from a horror movie

>> No.20627468

Why do we have no good Salamander content? Our only options are Anonymoose's edgelord mary sue or one written with Beasts weird dialogue.

>> No.20627510

I think Beast's is good despite that.
Also wasn't he getting someone to fix it?

>> No.20627513

Salamanders are in the autist circle of meme monstergirls. Their content suffers because of this.

>> No.20627594

I'd read Beasts content over Moose's any day, but I still wish a high tier writefag wrote one.
I'd say Losenis but he'd try and turn it into a commission, and writing commissions is a terrible idea.

>> No.20627784

So long as she is thick/strongfat.

>> No.20627793

>Beasts weird dialogue
How far is burning edge now anyway?

>> No.20627852

Salamanders fare way better in the art department than they do with stories. Ignoring all the trapmander stuff anyway.

>> No.20627918

It still hurts.

>> No.20627980

>Le Slaanesh is only sex XD maymay
No nigger, Slaanesh is the God of Hedonism and Excess. You remember the Cenobites from Hellbound Heart and Hellraiser? That's Slaanesh, but turn that shit up to 11. Slaanesh is the kind of shit where you'd walk outside and just by the touch of the cold sheet iron of your mailbox on your skin you're already having orgasmic sensory overload.

>> No.20627985

Shoggy know that servicing and "servicing" her Master is important.

>> No.20627996

That meido has an impressive rack.

>> No.20628054

What an excellent and dutiful meido.

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>> No.20628133

That's a lotta porn.

>> No.20628155

They got to her hometown and met her family, mothers a bitch, sisters a bitch, dad is pretty cool guy.

>> No.20628185

What a faggot

>> No.20628201

You think the family is going to get Selene'd?

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>collecting heterosexual porn

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What is that supposed to mean?

>> No.20628283

Which girl would look best in a itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka dot bikini?

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How do you like your horns?

>> No.20628337

Second from the right on top row looks really cool.

>> No.20628342

Alto mostly, but tenor is nice to listen to too.

>> No.20628349

First line, the last one

>Not a single one from the front/forehead

>> No.20628359

The whole reason Burning edge starts is because Selene gets pissed at nadia's attitude and corrupts her.
So if naida's mother and sister have a similar mindset as nadia pre-corrupted...

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>> No.20628429

Delete this

>> No.20628437
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She was willing to do what it took to make catgirls.
Can you say the same?

>> No.20628447

Incorrect, she fucked a furry.
Cat Girls were incidental.

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>> No.20628467

>Best guess for this image: cartoon
Google Image Search sure is helpful.

>> No.20628474

Thats an awoo

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Would you a horsepussy dullahan?

>> No.20628533

>toot toot let’s get drunk

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>> No.20628546

Women love dick, and that's gay.

>> No.20628548

Going to steal her head!

>> No.20628557

Scrawny wimp that I am, I'd probably take a Wonderland potion and be unchanged except for some dog ears.

Then the ear teasing will intensify beyond my ability to resist.

>> No.20628565

Listen lady, I’m not into scat play

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>> No.20628573

There aren't enough "walk-in/discovery" images out there. Its hilarious and kinda hot.
I also wish Lolicept would draw her again. He had a phase of being obsessed with Taihou but he seems over that now.

>> No.20628574

Fuck off you nigger.

>> No.20628575

>Local anon attempting to rape his wife as a savage beast turned into a simple headpat loving doggy

>> No.20628580

Who would win a drink-off, a satyros or an oni?

>> No.20628601

>girl probably too young to understand sex looking just in time for the ejaculation
>That horrified look on the elf's face
>The horrified look on the other girl's face as she tries to drag her friend away, implying that couple's sexual behaviour is well know around town
Perfect. I'd love for something like this to happen to me and the wife. She'd probably find it funny or arousing though

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>> No.20628613

Cute squishy meido! Good job Shoggy!

>> No.20628618
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Did I mention my waifu is a Cheshire Cat in this scenario?

>> No.20628634

KC making more doujins when?
I want to see things like Succubi pretending to be human and dragging a guy off somewhere, or an explorer stumbling on a Lich and her undead minions.

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