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>> No.53329267

>SPY: - 0.65%
>AMD: -1.12%
>TSM: + 1.35%
>MU: - 0.66%

>NVDA: -3.55%

WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT. Why is the best semi doing the fucking worst?? Why is NVDA fucking dumping? On what news?

>> No.53329272

>Retail Sales for December fell more than expected, giving investors hope that interest rate increases by the Federal Reserve wouldn’t have to be as aggressive as they were last year.
>The market has already been betting that the Fed’s next rate move would be smaller than the moves it made last year, with the expectation being a quarter of a percentage point rate increase in February.
>Adding to the hope that inflation is waning, producer prices also rose less than expected for the year
we got a long way to fall

>> No.53329289

another useless /smg/ that no one asked for

>> No.53329293
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*knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

OPEN UP NOW!

>> No.53329294
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>>53328689
Baggie and Quasar are the same person.
Obviously Rocker.
Mid day news anon was a chad.
Burp and Jam anons were around.
Lingering janny is a thing.
AI JPow.
The buncun anon is a thing.
All I can think of for now
>>53329267
It's dumping on news of the others not dumping. Keep up, anon.

>> No.53329296
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53329296

>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market pumps
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market crashes
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

>> No.53329301

no news nigger was funny at first, but it's getting tiresome, I'm gonna just filter him from now on

>> No.53329310

awfully cocky this morning mumu
where are you mumu

>> No.53329312
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53329312

You are fucking RETARDED if you think this wasn't going to crash today.

Not gonna lie they got me good in the first hour though. Was this close to selling my shorts.

>> No.53329313
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53329313

im spreading bullish sentiment on stocktwits to get htem to buy the dip.

>> No.53329314
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>>53329267
nvda dumping on news that nvda dumps

>> No.53329316
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>>53329296
75 bps

>> No.53329322
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53329322

Bear euphoria is really easy to trigger I guess.

>> No.53329326
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53329326

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.53329329
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53329329

Ok, I cashed out 9 of the 12 of these I bought yesterday, gonna let these last 3 ride

>> No.53329331
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>>53329310
>where are you mumu
Busy slorping

>> No.53329333
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>> No.53329335
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53329335

>35K SPY
>20K SOXL
>5K crypto
>60k cash
what's my next move bros

>> No.53329337

>>53329206
You're right, I'm the real baggie. Don't make me fucking post my gookfu's saggy tits to prove it.

>> No.53329339

GDX
go!

>> No.53329349

>>53329337
wouldn't prove anything, they all look the same anyway

>> No.53329362

>>53329294
I am not Baggie. I'm The Quasar. faggot.

>> No.53329364

Market be sussin huh?
Did Papa J say something about a 1000 bepis hike or what?

>> No.53329371

>>53329333
checked

>> No.53329376
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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.53329379

>>53329349
>>53329362
Don't make me fucking cut your foreskin off. I'm losing a lot of fucking money today.

>> No.53329380
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53329380

Natgasbros…

>> No.53329384
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>>53329335
60k UVIX

>> No.53329389

>>53329362
Filtered.
>>53329364
JPow dying of covid.

>> No.53329395

>>53329379
sucks to suck, My puts are up like 13% so far.

>> No.53329396

>>53329379
>cut your foreskin off
does your gook need more face cream?

>> No.53329409

>CVNA +2% today
Wtf

>> No.53329411

>pump 5%

>dump 1%
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.53329418
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53329418

I will kill my "friend", this nigger was gloating his 50 dollar gain and was upset he didn't hold his put for longer while I ended up like this. I should drop this fucker

>> No.53329438
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>>53329267
>the best semi
The best GPU
But I heard it go bofe ways, b

>> No.53329446

>>53329247
Guys, I went for a nap (EU), did the market just crash on Powell Covid? Hahaha, I'm a bear, have shorts, but didn't expect much today. This takes the cake. Do people believe he will die and somebody else will take his place?

>> No.53329448

Why isn’t it stopping. No bounce? Fucking manipulated dogshit. Magically everybody wants to sell when we bounced every .1% down move the last week

>> No.53329452

>>53329438
based heemster

>> No.53329474

>>53329418
Lmao go get a job and stop crying about lunch money

>> No.53329484

Hey stop selling yeah?

>> No.53329486

>>53329448
>Magically everybody wants to sell
My crystal ball is telling me you haven't sold yet. Still plenty of time fren, join team bobo, we're about to fucking a ton of fucking money.

>> No.53329485
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53329485

I'm all in.

>> No.53329489
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>>53329418
What did you have? 1DTE SPY calls I'm guessing

>> No.53329496
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>>53329418
it's just money, anon
it's not real

>> No.53329502
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53329502

>dumped this time last year and the year before and the year before
>no fundamental reason to go up except retards running on hopium and not understanding metrics "bear markets are short and only last 200 days" yeah faggot in good times with free money you fucking retard
>hikes going up and being held up no pivot ever
>free money for negros
>inflation still too high to justify bullishness
>bankers signaling there will be a dump for a week, talking about volatility
>debt ceiling shit
BULLISH

>> No.53329505

>>53329380
HE'S FAT

>> No.53329507

>>53329489
I wish bro, I bought fucking TSLA calls at open when everything was pumping. EVERYTHING did pump except for TSLA but it did dump when everything dumped. Holy fuck I got heemed

>> No.53329509

>>53329312
>-1%
>crash

Jfc, it’s hard to see how retarded you are being a bear, but when you finally look at it from the other side it becomes obvious how dumb the position is.

Tech layoffs are a GOOD THING.

Commodities spiking are a GOOD THING.

I think we’ll crab for an extended period of time, but the bottom is here or near

HERE OR NEAR
HERE OR NEAR
HERE OR NEAR

We’ll be hitting new ATHs in Q3 2024 and it will be because of American manufacturing and commodities. Mark my words.

>> No.53329512
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53329512

Copper & nickel

>> No.53329513

>>53329301
>bro but there's no news, like, the market can't just go down based on people taking profits or up based on people buying dips, there's no news!

>> No.53329514

>>53329502
literally and unironically priced in

>> No.53329525
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>>53329513
lol
lmao even

>> No.53329526

>>53329474
Nah I'm never working a day in my life, I'll make it big one time and I'll show it to you bitch.
>>53329496
TRUUU

>> No.53329529

>>53329452
Keemstar is 40 and raising a daughter that isn't his and his 'job' is being a 'youtuber' which will always be cringe.

>> No.53329530
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>>53329502
>>no fundamental reason to go up except retards running on hopium and not understanding metrics "bear markets are short and only last 200 days" yeah faggot in good times with free money you fucking retard

>not making a logical connection here at all

>> No.53329540

>>53329502
>in good times with free money
>money for negroes, inflation running hot

Uh, do you read what you write?

>> No.53329541

>>53329418
>50 dollars
Stop gambling your grocery bill anon

>> No.53329543
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53329543

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>> No.53329551

>JP is dying
it's over

>> No.53329552

>>53329418
play stupid games win stupid prices

>> No.53329555
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>>53329507
Yea I learned to stay the fuck away from tsla options when I got heemed last year. I flipped it like 4 days in a row for good profit, but that 5th day I got heemed, average down twice and ended up getting triple heemed

>> No.53329560
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53329560

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.53329561

Bears are euphoric. I’m so glad I bought NVDA puts before close yesterday. The only reason I went bear was because /smg/ had way too much bullish sentiment after a 2 week pump. The best information you can possibly get from people here is retard sentiment.

>> No.53329569
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53329569

Jerome just texted me and he wants you guys to stop options gambling.

>> No.53329584

>>53329560
Based

>> No.53329591

>>53329560
Oh fuck off you lazy nigger

>> No.53329592

>>53329569
YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD J POWELL YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

>> No.53329593

>>53329540
Banks giving money to people to start fake businesses like uber isn't the same as san francisco giving each negroid 5 million dollars.

>> No.53329611

>>53329509
>tech layoffs are a good thing
for the long term health of the economy, yes
for the short term health of the economy? no
for the ability for people to pay off their 19% credit. cards that they have racked up all time high debt on? no
for delinquencies and defaults on credit cards, student loans, mortgages? no
for economic growth? no
for corporate earnings? yes in the short run, no in the medium to long run - if everyone is cutting jobs, aggregate demand falls for everyone
>Commodities spiking are a GOOD THING.
for oil companies? yes
for everyone else? no
it's broken window fallacy - people are having to spend their entire paycheck plus take out a line of credit in order to buy simple, everyday things like groceries and gasoline. this is money that is not being saved that could be invested into more productive areas of the economy, this is money that is not being spent on other goods and services
commodities spiking is highly inflationary.. this is not a good thing

>> No.53329610

tomorrow will be a giga dump, then small rally on friday.

>> No.53329613
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>>53329509
based boomer post

>> No.53329616
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>>53329569
Jerome would never
you did not actually call him
he WANTS this retards to lose all their money
have you not been paying attention?

>> No.53329617

>>53329561
>60 minutes of bearishness
>"euphoria, we pump"
Flip bullish then, genius.

>> No.53329630

>>53329560
dividends are actually irrelevant. if you want returns on your stocks just sell some.

>> No.53329638
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We reversal now!

>> No.53329639

>>53329569
I was beheemed buying puts and now my play account isn’t even enough to buy a nice gun. Don’t worry, daddy Powell. I cannot gamble on options anymore.

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>>53329552
It's okay, I made it back through my other brokerage account by buying puts on there.
>>53329555
I have not once made money on TSLA, what a fucking scam.

>> No.53329645

>>53329630
why not both?
*checkm8*

>> No.53329657
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53329657

Why bulls are so low iq?

>> No.53329659
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53329659

pcce spiked higher than during march 2020 scam crash. either this is the start of a run or its time to slurp the dip

>> No.53329664

>>53329617
Oh I already got out with a 50% gain. I’m just going that cash until intel bleeds a little more then I’m scooping some of that.

>> No.53329677
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53329677

> reversal

huh bobros?

>> No.53329681

>daddy powell gets a cold
>market sells off billions of assets in response

is it literally just an agreed-upon thing to market sell everything each time powell's name shows up in headlines? Like algos are scraping news feeds and simply sell when they see his name? It's ridiculous bc if powell died of covid he's probably be replaced by a bigger dove.

>> No.53329696

if we don't see a follow-through sell-off from the current levels,
then the SPX will rally back to 3980-4000pts faster than bobos can post smug images.

>> No.53329700

>>53329657
but don't you see anon, this means that the Fed will cut interest rates by 0.25% in July 2023
this cut of 0.25% will directly put money back into the consumers pockets, instantly - very similar to a stimulus check for $5,000
we will see corporate profits soar when the Fed pivots, due to this instant effect where everyone suddenly has money again and starts spending like a drunken sailor
the Fed pivot will save us all, it will put money directly into our pockets, instantly, which will then go into the pockets of corporate profits!

>> No.53329701

>>53329611
When are you going to realize that fundamentals don’t matter anymore? The economy was always contrived bull shit and now this is the case even more so. All I’m saying is don’t get on the side of a crowded trade in clown world. Everything I see and hear is bullish. And don’t forget to always do the opposite of what Jews say.

>> No.53329706

>>53329657
Is money in a savings account, the same as money in the stock market; in a brokerage?

>> No.53329711

>>53329659
>it will either dump or pump
very insightful

>> No.53329716

>>53329696
because so far this has been nothing more than
>small retracement
>consolidation
and
>strengthening over time

>> No.53329725

>>53329696
It's all about DXY and has been since October/November when the Japs dumped all of those dollars

>> No.53329743

>>53329681
>muh algos
>muh giant conspiracy

LMAO look at this cope.

>> No.53329746

>>53329696
it needs to dump tomorrow by at least %1.5

>> No.53329750
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>>53329657
>unironically following someone who calls themselves the maverick of wall st

>> No.53329756

>>53329725
>the Japs dumped all of those dollars
citation needed
hardmode:
>no zerohedge articles
>only current official BOJ holdings

>> No.53329758

Fucking die SI die, my put still isn't in the green

>> No.53329772
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>>53329657
>bad news
>return to QE quicker, pivot sooner, etc
the crux of it
depends on your time horizon really, short term bad yes but longer term a quicker return to QE is good
but whatever, clown crab market rules all

>> No.53329785

>>53329613
DWACK

>> No.53329789

>>53329701
Ignoring everything he said, which is all true and something that the fed has to consider when deciding on monetary policy, just because you want to be a contrarian and trade the opposite of retail is quite the gamble

>> No.53329795

I am SO sick of getting run over like this. I really am tired of other people's actions costing me money, whether its the market, or life in general. Tired of going broke over irrational buying (or selling) not based on fundamental reality. If people are going to blindly "buy the dip" even when it doesn't make sense, then they should be blocked from the market. The apes/robin hooders, etc....are ruining things for me. Take away their accounts, and send them back to flipping burgers.
I hate losing money. This is not a joke. The consequences are serious. I just expect the world to bend to MY will, not the other way around. I refuse to accept / adopt / or adapt to other peoples "stupid" THEY are supposed to modify their behavior, not me. I AM supposed to WIN. If I weren't so fuming mad/furious right now, I'd be on the floor crying. The way I see it, the "market" keeps breaking the "rules". We "agree" on certain levels/price action, I rely on it. Then the market, and the people in it, go and do something different. They break the "agreement". THIS IS BULLSHIT.

>> No.53329813

>>53329772
there will be no return to QE for the remainder of this decade.
also there won't be any rate cuts from here until well into the 2030s.

>> No.53329815
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53329815

>tell you fags that Skechers is a solid buy
>a bunch of REEEEING ensues
>meanwhile it's up 12% in the last month
Obvious lack of real-world experience ITTs, imagine not buying a company who sells shoes literally named Chad

>> No.53329823

>>53329772
if it dumps it means that rates can be risen quicker which means it can pump which means that rates need be lowered which means it dumps which means that rates can be risen quicker which means it can pump which means that rates need be lowered which means it dumps which means

>> No.53329824
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>>53329772
>clown crab
pic related. everything is slow and smooth until it isnt, to return to slow and smooth

>> No.53329826
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53329826

YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN THE HOLD 'EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
AND KNOW WHEN TO RUN

>> No.53329839

>>53329815
ARKK is up 25% this month, what's your point?

>> No.53329840
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>>53329815
>up 12% in the last month
I 5x in 6 days on BBBY

>> No.53329846

Yall are calling this a dump? We havn't even broken lower than Fridays open. I'm not a bull I'm just saying. This is still a standard market move. The range of the days bar on SPX is still at the average size.

>> No.53329852

>>53329813
So what you're saying is, I have a decade to accumulate really cheap stocks?

>> No.53329857

>>53329813
>there will be no return to QE for the remainder of this decade.
lmao he actually believes this

>> No.53329869

>>53329750
I AM THE COCKBLOCKER OF WALL STREET

>> No.53329874

>>53329815
https://youtu.be/wHdd4Ln87p8

>> No.53329881

If you want to see a dump, go check out Amber Heard's bedsheets.

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Also, shoutout to my nigga Bezos. Nobody got me today, but that bald trannyfucker got me.

>> No.53329894

>>53329630
>selling 4% of your portfolio to live off of when the market is down 30%

or

>consistently receiving dividends, selling none of your shares and allowing that dividend income to grow organically without any need for additional funds

i'll choose the latter m8

>> No.53329909

>>53329881
what sector? Never heard of it. Consumer goods I suppose

>> No.53329912
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Wow someone in the last thread actually tried to make the claim that BBBY pulling a meme pump is the reason the market has been going up. Bears are really losing it.

>> No.53329913

>>53329857
>lmao he actually believes this
not really your fault that you can't comprehend.
you're just younger than 30, that's all.

>> No.53329922
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53329922

STOP FUCKING GOING DOWN SPY

>> No.53329927

looking like its setting up for more dumping.

>> No.53329929

>>53329881
Thanks for reminding me to go make my bed.

>> No.53329931

>>53329813
market is already pricing in 25 bepis rape hike
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
for what it's worth

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>>53329931
>bepis rape hike
I feel sorry for all the newfags trying to learn this nonsense.

>> No.53329961

>>53329756
They officially started in September but definitely intervened when it hit 150. It was when the 10Y treasury yield peaked so they were likely dumping treasuries as well. I don't care if you believe me, there are articles talking about this.

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53329963

>>53329894

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>>53329894
>lose >50% value of your stocks while dividend value is crushed by inflation

>go 100% spy puts dated to april and gain %1000 on your portfolio before buying into dividend stocks, thereby 10xing your dividend income

Yeah I know which I'll pick

>> No.53329968
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>>53329335
>$0.00 in PMs
ISHYGDDT

>> No.53329981

>>53329795
Baggie would never say something like this, you're a fake baggie. a giant phony or a phaggie if you will.

>> No.53329982

>>53329913
i'm 34 years old and intelligent enough to know the rest of this country's lifespan is going to be a cycle of QT, until the fed breaks something, then QE, to fix what they broke. jerome himself has explicitly said this. sorry you don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.53329985

>>53329772
NO PIVOT.

>> No.53329987
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they shaked me out bobros , i sold and took profits . they gonna hard slurp for sure

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>>53329963
Fucking kek its over

>> No.53329996

>>53329931
FED will probably raise by 25bps occasionally from here on out.
two to three times a year.

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we're gonna start pumping so hard in a couple of minutes

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>biz bobo threads slowed down
>btc going on weirdass pump and normal pullback expected
>SMG going nuts over old guy getting cold

yep thinking a lil leg down then crab at worst drama queens here worse then /v/ when nintendo releases a new game console or pol when a school shooting happens.

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>>53329931
its 0.5 and I cant warp my head around who convinced te market of 0.25

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>>53329963

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>>53329987
You're fucking up big time. We will be at 380 spy by Friday afternoon.

>> No.53330028

>>53330001
>when nintendo releases a new game
To be fair, that's once every 5 years; so it's a notable event.

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>>53329379
How? I thought we were on the same page on buying puts while vol was cheap?

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>>53329968
some people are beyond saving

>> No.53330073

SPY is cracking holy shit.

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>>53330001
>pol when a school shooting happens
>implying there has ever been an actual school shooting.
LMAO! This guy fucking glows in the dark.

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>That one anon telling you to buy NTDOY last year
The eternal Nip

>> No.53330078

>>53330011
probably nothing to do with this
https://www.investing.com/central-banks/fed-rate-monitor

>> No.53330079
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I push my mumus in to the SPYYYYY
ITS THE ONLY THING THAT FINALLY GIVES ME GAINS
BUT THE BOBOS COME AND ALL THE THINGS THEY TAKE
POWELL, IT NEVER ENDS, SLOWLY CRABBING SPY
IF THE PAIN GOES ON

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>>53330074
Yeah, but what about Vegas? Did you forget about Vegas? Of course you did.

>> No.53330103

>>53330071
>Here's that yellow cake I was talking to you about

>> No.53330104

>>53330071
what happened to all that gold?

>> No.53330115

>>53330077
Don't by Japanese tickers. Most autistic barcode movements ever.

>> No.53330116

>>53329963
going all in on absolute nigger thrash right now

>> No.53330119

>>53330103
kek'd
>>53330104
thats none of your business

>> No.53330123

>>53330104
>all that gold
it probably amounts to a few kilos pure

>> No.53330126

>>53330097
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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>>53330097
are you saying vegas wasnt glowies?

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>>53330104
You never saw 3 Kings?

>> No.53330145

>DXY about to go positive after being down almost 1%

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I'm eating a thick ass ribeye tonight frens

>> No.53330157

>>53330127
I chose to believe the Tom Clancy tier theory about a Saudi VIP assassination gone wrong.

>> No.53330159

>>53329966
lol my beta is sub 1, my stocks don't fall as far as the market falls.

also my dividend increases averaged out for my portfolio is about 10%, outpacing even the hottest inflation.

keep trading your account away, everyone thinks they're the next big thing until they run out of money/leverage

>> No.53330170

>>53330043
I still can't believe they banned her for 2 weeks

>> No.53330175

>>53330157
the only way it could have been done would have been with the help of glowie.

>> No.53330179

>>53330136
>You never saw 3 Kings?
That was one of my favorite movies, growing up. The bunkers with cars and luxury goods was based

>> No.53330187

>>53330148
The puts arent ripping you bum. We're in last weeks channel

>> No.53330189

>>53329931
Bears have already shifted the goalposts to "lower the pace of hikes isn't pivoting!"

>> No.53330193 [DELETED] 

Joe Burrow seems like the type of guy that fucks black guys

>> No.53330195
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im cooming

>> No.53330198

>>53330179
THE KING OF POP

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MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

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>>53329638
Me, an empath agreeing. We are headed straight for a new low.

>> No.53330209

>>53330104
peter schiff bought it then shills at higher prices

>> No.53330210

>>53330175
>A glowie
You mean multiple teams of glowies

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omelette au fromage

>> No.53330232

>>53329335
Losing a lot of money

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>>53330103
They weren't lying, gold indeed is a weapon of mass destruction, threatening the hegemony of the talmudic system of finance.

>>53330104
Don't you worry, it's in the hands of real (((patriots))), buddy.

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To da left, to da left
Dip baby dip
Now slide to the right...

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>>53330223
>'e speaks French?

>> No.53330259

KO boomer you got some splainin to do.

>> No.53330270

>>53330232
i guess he can relax for it wasn't real money in the first place

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>>53330157

>> No.53330291

It's pretty frustrating seeing my oil stocks finally break out just to fade back to red.

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>>53330235
I hate them so fucking much bro

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>tfw europoor where the indexes never dump

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Ok bobo. Maybe we actually can't just go to ATH in a straight line

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>>53330259
Going back down to my $54 average

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>>53329982

>> No.53330338

>>53330189
it's not

>> No.53330340

i almost want to sell my puts but this could be one of those days were its a nonstop dump all day.

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>>53330201
We’re going down 10% and trading will be halted today. Check ‘em.

>> No.53330364

Anyone find it funny WEF talks about cyber polygon in tandem with the crypto announcement?

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>>53330235
I bought this book a few days ago because some anon posted it and there is quite a lot written about gold.
part of me still sees gold just as boomer rocks but the govt and the FED really make a fuzz about it so Im buying just to make sure. I

>> No.53330369

>>53330071
>brown

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>Two (2) weeks until the next FOMC Meeting

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>>53330313
based value investor
wagmi fren

>> No.53330401

>>53330367
>so Im buying just to make sure. I-
*anon terminated for his own good*

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>>53330313
>$54 average
Impressive. Very nice.

>> No.53330415

>>53330367
The federal reserve glowies got another one, sad!

>> No.53330416

>>53330386
>inb4 powell dies from covid and the meeting gets postponed

>> No.53330423

Actually pretty glad I snagged 600 shares of intel last week. I just sold my first 6 puts. I’ve done pretty well on CCs on the past so it’s nice to be able to capture a day as red as this. Wish I had more powder to buy another set of 100 shares

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>>53330340
If good profit take it, between now and 2-2:30pm could be the midday scam pump and resume dump back into sour hour. I think most people have realized the consoomer is slowing and we’re going to have elevated rates for longer. The pivot faggots who think once the fed hits 5% and pauses is bullish while they wait to see what happens to the economy, inventories were up also and manufacturing plummeting yesterday aren’t bullish and people coping with delta doing good when coming off busiest travel time of the year and southwest fucking up so people switched to delta at inflated costs due to supply demand cooking their books, meanwhile consoomer holiday spending was down 1.6% when adjusted for inflation is more like over 10% decline in holiday sells is bullish are fucking idiots

>> No.53330436

>>53330304
Waiting for Lagarde speech tomorrow to do the same thing as US today.

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why is the dow crashing harder than everything else?

>> No.53330471

>>53330431
Actually holiday sales were down because they had a lot of very good sales like 50%-85% off stuff, so they sold a lot more stuff, but the numbers were lower because they charged less money.

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>>53330436
what do you think her pussy tastes like

>> No.53330483

>>53330472
metal

>> No.53330488

>>53330461
It was way overvalued. Dow was close to it's ATH and was pumping for weeks

>> No.53330491

>>53330472
JFC she looks like one of those Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark illustrations.

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>>53329966
This is far too reckless and could result in significant drawdowns! I would recommend you instead buy the June contracts.

>> No.53330495

>>53330304
>europoor where the indexes never dump
Now take your index/USD to see how much it has really dumped

>> No.53330496

give me some cheapies already
those mining bags get heavy

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>>53330472

>> No.53330503

>>53330461
The fake economy already crashed, but it's looking like the real economy is about to shit the bed too.
Bearish for real companies, the kind that are in the dow.

>> No.53330504

>>53330472
probably has a metallic taste, like a roll quarters

>> No.53330520

>>53330504
>>53330483
oh shit!!!

>> No.53330525

>>53330461
Dow fared better than nasdaq and S&P 500 during the initial crash, its going to take some wollops

>> No.53330545

>>53330423
Someone check my math here. Should I be laughing at this anon

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Dealers about to remember where the $4BN gamma pin is.

>> No.53330551

>>53329789
I’m straight cash and PM gang right now. I think we’ll crab for the foreseeable future. Long term bullish, short term neutral. I can’t see us plummeting when everyone is tightening their belts. Retail has been dead or dying for a while, tech has seen its’ correction, manufacturing is doing great from what I can tell and that will pull commodities up with it. Housing is stable/stabilizing… the money doesn’t have anywhere else to go internationally since China is a dumpster fire and Russia is one foot in the grave. Trust me, I believed that we were heading to hell too, but it should’ve happened by now and it hasn’t. Gonna be an interesting decade to say the least but I think the US remains on top and I think the markets won’t go much further down from here.

>> No.53330569

>>53330549
>bomma
>vomma
>zomma

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Alright, I sold a little to appease the market gods.

>> No.53330572

Bloomberg financial conditions indicator is back to where it was in March before rate hikes really started. Bears are comically wrong.

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>>53330549
It's pretty fucking annoying derivatives aren't derivative.

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It's one of those days. But the meltup(tm) is about to being, for real guys.

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>that nasty 4 hour red dildo
bears are so gross

>> No.53330604

Lael Brainard seems like the type of person that fucks black guys

>> No.53330612

>>53330011
We won’t really know until Jan 27

>> No.53330615

>>53330572
>Bears are comically wrong.
I dunno about you, but I'd rather be wrong about the economy and still up 15% on my puts than right about it and down 30% on my calls.

>> No.53330622

>>53330549
Gimel could bail them out tho

>> No.53330628

>>53330604
Yeah, the over abundance of silver jewelry indicates either she’s some kind of quasi-hippy or a coal burner.

>> No.53330640

If I sell now its like selling for pennies. I always do it because I have no idea what will happen tomorrow. I sell on the first day Im up, then the next days I would have been up even more.

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OH NOOO ITS FALLING AGAIN!!! I'M WROOOOOOONG ABOUT THE ECONOMY BEING WEAK BUT STILL MAKING MONEY ON MY PUTS!!!! OHHH FUUUUUUCK!!!!!

>> No.53330658

>>53330572
its the effects of cash gang buying in after selling last year.
stocks going up causes conditions to loosen.
it increases the risk of higher inflation & hikes. thats why jpow was trying to stop people from buying without actually doing anything

>> No.53330661

>>53330551
>but it should’ve happened by now and it hasn’t
Even tho i agree with most of your posts, this reek of recency biais. We are talking about the death of an empire, it doesn't happen in a day. It's hard to apply our short timeline on things who are far bigger than us. Even more so in the age of immediacy.
Took over 300 years for Rome to fall. Ofc it wont take that long for the US, but we can't say after a year
>"that's it boys, we avoided the worst, pack it up!"

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>>53330640
Good morning ESL kun.

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53330670

how many times do we need to tell you?

>> No.53330669

Why does the Dow, nasdaq, and the s&p all move the same way? What is the point of even separating them like this if they all behave the same exact way.

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>>53330670

>> No.53330725

>>53330670
>>53330683
Market is still deep in the red, what are you talking about

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JEEZ what's lower today, trading volume or posting volume ha ha?

>> No.53330730

>>53330664

no im just brain damaged and type in run on sentences because fuck you thats why

>> No.53330742

I can't wait until the bulls that were making fun of the bears in this thread get laid off from their comfy wfh jobs and have to capitulate at the bottom to make rent because they were investing before putting together a savings account with 6 months of expenses incase of emergencies.

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>>53330725
I just wanted to post that webm desu.

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Merry Opex Mumu!

>> No.53330759

>>53330729
almost the majority of trading volume tends to happen in the last hour of the day.

>> No.53330766

i hate being in the same side of the trade as baggie, doesnt feel right.

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>>53330759
Why are you guys so fucking autistic? That was clearly a joke.

>> No.53330784

>>53330729
Wtf, were her sanpaku eyes also part of her fake personae?
She's kinda cute here.

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53330786

That announcement of a crypto announcement sure caused people to shit their pants, huh

>> No.53330788

>>53330742
and then I can't wait for all the diversity, equity and inclusion faggots to have their jobs taken by illegal immigrants. some people need to get what they fucking deserve.

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Nothing rustles my jimmies more than starting the day up 4.5% and then ending up down 1.5% because retarded jewish algorithms read a headline about Powell catching a fucking cold. Yeah I know we've been green for weeks and people eventually take profits but when the beginning of a straight line dump across the entire market lines up precisely with a nothingburger announcement like that it just destroys my little faith in humanity that much more.

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53330816

this is your reminder we're more likely to see the october lows now at this point then spy 400. No bear market has ever ended without vix >45

>> No.53330817

Who decided that today's the day to dump all the Argentina stocks 10%?
Oh well, it was a good run this past month.

>> No.53330826

If everyone would just stop fucking selling, we'd be back near ath tomorrow.

>> No.53330831

>>53330491
kek

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>>53330788
Checked. Sometimes baggie doesnt seem like a god damned jew

>> No.53330847

>>53330826
Cramer said not to panic sell, therefore I will do what I must.

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53330855

Inflation cools, companies earn less
Inflation stays high, the Fed further cripples the market with interest rates.
>Either way, stocks go down.

>> No.53330858

>>53330826
>everyone
It's literally a handful of computer programs trying to enrich their greedy jewish owners who are unironically betting on the collapse of the US economy with leverage

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>>53330816
I can't wait, the lower she goes, the better I'll be.

>> No.53330863

>>53330843
based bezmenov enjoyer

>> No.53330873

Literally every single time I check it’s lower. I’ve never seen this. You’re telling me nigh wants to buy with the fantastic economic inflation report this morning?

Fuck bear faggots. Short selling should be illegal

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53330878

SQQQchads we eatin good

>> No.53330879

>>53330571
I sold 302 shares of JEPI. I will buy at $50 / share

>> No.53330880

frenly reminder that puts can only be payed as long as the counter party is solvent

>> No.53330891

>>53330873
Seethe

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>>53330873
Were you not here for all the anus raping days in 2022?

>> No.53330899

There's an unfilled gap at the october lows. Sorry bullbros

>> No.53330903

>>53330878
bought some HIBS at 10:30. doing okay

>> No.53330905

OFFICIAL thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>> No.53330908

>>53330897
ive been here forever

>> No.53330911

>>53330879
Should have just kept it in and let the dividend buy back in at lower prices. I highly doubt JEPI will fall to $50 anytime soon. JEPI excells in the crab market we find ourselves in. Also check JEPQ

>> No.53330928
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53330928

>take profits
>market dumping a couple hours later
yes, i am in fact a genius
good night sweet bulls, it was nice knowing you

>> No.53330929

>Short selling should be illegal
Why isn't it? Literally just jewish assholes?

>> No.53330930

>>53330826
For every seller, there's a buyer.
We're just seeing bids/asks move lower while stocks exchange hands for cheaper.

Considering more US dollars continue to be printed and the federal deficit is high as ever, long term oriented traders should take advantage of the discount.

>> No.53330934

Green on a red day. Sometimes it's comfy to run a concentrated portfolio

>> No.53330936
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53330936

How is fighting the Fed working out for you?

>> No.53330943

>>53330936
only retards fight the hands that feed them

>> No.53330944
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yeah im thinkin we finna gap down today after hours and before open. bears won this day

>> No.53330953

I'm literally dying right now

>> No.53330955

I bought the puts
I saw it go down 20%
I didnt panic sell
I held it when it was 10% up
I sold when it was 100%.
I still dont have gf

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>>53330944
These guys have decent khakis.

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>>53330908
We all are. In 3023 when we're all GPT like software copies of our present selves, we will still be here arguing about gamma pins or whatever.

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Wow. Looks like I might not be heemed after all.

I had $50k in SPY puts dated to end of feb. Value fell to $15k or so.

...looks like we will be at $330 spy by end of feb now. Everyone knows it. The algos know it. Jerome knows it.

I am pretty pumped ngl. That $50k is going to turn into $240k. Not a bad gain.

>> No.53330965

I made money this morning on 0DTE SPY calls and then didn’t check the market until now. What the fuck happened? Just a bounce off resistance?

>> No.53330966

>>53330287
>Jamie, pull that up!
/smg/ is the best internet archive service.

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>>53330936
>>53330936
We tried to tell them.

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>>53330905
I hope on the day the next rate is announced a journalist gets called on for a question and they just start singing this song.

>> No.53330975

>>53330955
not with that attitude.

>> No.53330977

>>53330929
the market naturally has cycles of ups and downs, as human economic activity has cycles of ups and downs
short sellers help promote financial stability, in the long term, as they keep the market "honest" - if a company is lying / committing fraud, short sellers drive the stock down. if a company is shitting the bed with bad management, short sellers sniff this out and short the stock.
in times of economic downturn, short sellers provide support for the market, as the public are selling the short seller is buying to cover and exit their short position. without the short sellers buying to cover there is very little demand from buyers, making sell offs much more severe and prolonged
short sellers also help to provide liquidity to the markets, which keeps the wheels turning

>> No.53330981

>muh jews
get fucked anti-semites

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>>53330962
stfu

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>>53330972

>> No.53330991

>>53330975
whats my heckin attitude huh?

>> No.53330994

>>53330944
Last 2 weeks' rally looks like a rollover on the Nasdaq 1 year chart
If the rates keep going up, I think nobody feels comfortable calling any sort of bottom on no-earnings growth stocks
Down, down, down

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>>53330955
>wanting a gf

>> No.53331000

>>53329418
Why tf is your cash interest only 1.5%…

>> No.53331010

>>53330998
gfs are like coffee makers, but for sex. instant sexo whenever i want.

>> No.53331024
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SQQQ bros

>> No.53331022

>>53329418
mad cuz bad. your friend should ditch you.

>> No.53331025

Job experience is fucking king. Why does anybody even bother going to college, skip it and beg for a fucking unpaid internship at literally any company instead

>> No.53331031

>>53331025
Where the fuck else am I supposed to smoke weed and play vidya all day without doing anything bro?

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>>53330986
You got lucky. Silver willlll be at $35 by EOY 2023 for sure.

>> No.53331037

>>53331010
That's the fantasy, the reality will be soul crushing for you.

>> No.53331038

>>53329507
>bro
>>53329418
>losing 50% in one day on a retarded shitcoin stock call
you're the nigger. Kys nigger, you're too dumb to trade.

>> No.53331041

>>53330929
I don't think derivatives traders determine where the market goes, long term.

>> No.53331044

>>53331031
>without doing anything
I dunno I did a lot of drunk chicks in college.

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Alright somebody bake because I'm gonna go make soup.

>> No.53331054

>>53331044
those were fat men, faggit

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>>53331036
Based silver schizo

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>>53330981
Nah bro. Your people need to pay reparations and pronto. Black lives matter.

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>>53330880
>>53330873
>>53330858
>>53330826
>>53330804
>>53330786
>>53330929
How new can you be? We've been in a bear market for over a year. The most telegraphed, consensus led, bear market in history. Why are there tears of blood over a day that isn't even down 1.5%?

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>>53331036
>silver the eternal crab

>> No.53331074

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>>53331068
>>53331068
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>>53331055
Checked

>> No.53331096

>>53331051
I’m not baking. Stealth /smg/ is more fun anyway and it’s only at 150 replies

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>>53331058
Everyone's just a little tired, that's all.

>> No.53331107

>>53330604
And that's a good thing.

>> No.53331124

>>53331041
You don't think their leveraged negative sentiment snowballs across the markets in years like 2022? Every fucking trader on social media has been slobbering at any remotely bearish signal and shorting them, surely that much negative sentiment influences the direction of the market

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>>53331058
the death of euphoria is a glorious many-splendored thing

>> No.53331191

>>53329267
Modern NVDA gpus can’t even fit into people’s PC’s and crypto mining is borderline unprofitable right now.

>> No.53331214

>>53331191
>NVDA just makes consumer GPUs
Wow this is so disingenuous I can only assume that jewish hands typed it

>> No.53331364

tell me this. why the fuck does the united states multi trillion dollar market follow a fucking trend line??
OOPS IT HIT THE MAGIC LINE, IT MUST GO DOWN NOW LOL

>> No.53331427

>>53331364
>be hedge fund manager
>in charge of literal billions in assets
>hmm how can i communicate with other hedge fund managers to manipulate the market without it being a legal liability for me as insider trading
>aha, we all mutually agree that technical analysis work
>now we all know when to buy and when to sell, without ever knowing each other personally or having any liability
>plus we can occasionally throw a curve ball at each other to keep retail on edge

it's genius if you think about it