/biz/ - Business & Finance

Thank God I don't have to deal with a wife or kids

I will have one SPY stock please, keep the change.

Gather around, as I am here to tell you a story and guide you to untold riches.

Here we are in 2023, grappling with the consequences of the COVID-19 pandemic, while simultaneously standing at the epicenter of an extraordinary financial metamorphosis. The catalyst for this transformation, unexpectedly, is a new breed of digital currencies - meme-based cryptocurrencies.

As the technological landscape evolves, blockchain technology carves out a space for a myriad of digital currencies, each showcasing unique attributes. In this sea of cryptocurrencies, a special class of meme-based currencies, such as Dogecoin and Pepe, seize the collective imagination of the digital-native generation. These tokens, playfully braiding humor with counterculture, emerge as symbols of a financial rebellion.

Memes, a prominent feature of our digital era, act as an effective medium to distill complex ideas into digestible, engaging content. The realm of decentralized finance, once perceived as a labyrinth, becomes approachable and engaging when viewed through the lens of crypto memes. This new form of communication resonates particularly with the younger demographic who seek an alternative to the often opaque and seemingly imbalanced traditional financial systems.

As the young investors continue to pour their funds into these meme-based cryptocurrencies, the value of these digital assets soars. Those who take the leap, investing even modest amounts, find their wealth multiplying significantly. This effect, akin to a domino cascade, draws more and more of the youth demographic into the crypto fold.

>>55337347
Bonds will be redeemed for preferred equity warrants with a par value of sneed.

Kek bondies.

>>55078191
Yes. And?

>>54791716
Thomas Jefferson, famous laborer.

>>54792015
Trading will be suspended on Wednesday. The stock will not be delisted until 10 days after form 25 is filed according to the nasdaq itself.
>An issue is delisted 10 calendar days from the date the Form 25, Notification of Removal from Listing and/or Registration, is filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission.

>>54789126
>SERS YOU MUST REDEEM THE PRESS RELEASE
>DO NOT REDEEM THE NASDAQ RULES BITCH BASTARD

if you can steal something and get away with it, fucking go for it. You want something and can acquire it on the spot without compensation? You're in the right and can take what you want, when you want it.

>BAWW BAWWW MUH KNEE GROW BEHAVIOR
so what? your shit got taken, and you didn't do jack fuck about it. You are literally not allowed to complain about someone taking your unsecured goods, when you can do the same to anyone else. The only instance where you are obligated to eat shit is when you get your rights violated by a pig.

Why doesn't /biz/ believe in the same principle as I do? Money is just a coping mechanism for the fact that physics is the only real thing preventing us from doing certain actions. So what if people pay for things, you can just fucking take them if you're crafty. Don't waste your energy slaving for bossman, take all you want.

What works as both an exchange and a wallet like Binance?

Why are there so many financial regulation agencies if the government keeps grossly mishandling the budget?

>>53396752
With the rise of AI, there's even gonna be more development in that area. Keep your eyes skinned, and your ears to the ground. The metaverse is coming

SQQQchads we eatin good

>>52985785
>>52986280
no way this chud is 23. can see white hair all over

>>51636999
Eth at 20% And buying it at 1800, then it pumps to 10k, and I buy a new house and change my wife

>>51560580
b8 or dense as fucc

4th job of 2022, i stole money from them so the firing is fair i guess, you cant have employees you cant trust.
from the first job i got fired for not showing up and leaving early when i did, the second i quit to start job 3 without telling job 2 so i guess they fired me for not showing up aswell, job 3 i lost as during my probationary period i was taking extended 1hr+ breaks on short shifts and thought i could get away with just playing dumb as the new guy plus i was stealing from them anyway so it was inevitable. job 4 speaks for itself, caught with cash on me.
where should i go work next?
im gonna try hard next time

>>51327788
Oh sure. Shitcoins are the worst. But when they pump, it's usually crazy af

>>51261144
Sorry, your constant astroturfing to turn autists against each other using pure conjecture just isn't going to work, bunkertroon. The relative truth always wins in the end, you are only exacerbating it through the Streisand effect. /biz/ is officially the financial wing of /pol/, and you can't do anything to change that, groomer. We look forward to your perpetual seething and dilation in a few years from now.

>>51210342
A time would come when the market would bounce back. And all the anons that preached death to crypto would look like fools. Just wait and see

>>51172047
Anon, anything you do...hold. don't panic sell, don't sell because of a small pump. Just...

>>51149963
fortunes are made during bear markets anon. blood in the streets...

>you are what you eat
where does this business quote originally come from?

i need generational wealth