/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53329247]

Same as it ever was edition.

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com


>>53327916

[Anonymous No.53329267]

>SPY: - 0.65%
>AMD: -1.12%
>TSM: + 1.35%
>MU: - 0.66%

>NVDA: -3.55%

WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT. Why is the best semi doing the fucking worst?? Why is NVDA fucking dumping? On what news?

[Anonymous No.53329272]

>Retail Sales for December fell more than expected, giving investors hope that interest rate increases by the Federal Reserve wouldn’t have to be as aggressive as they were last year.
>The market has already been betting that the Fed’s next rate move would be smaller than the moves it made last year, with the expectation being a quarter of a percentage point rate increase in February.
>Adding to the hope that inflation is waning, producer prices also rose less than expected for the year
we got a long way to fall

[Anonymous No.53329289]

another useless /smg/ that no one asked for

[Anonymous No.53329293]

*knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

OPEN UP NOW!

[Anonymous No.53329294]

>>53328689
Baggie and Quasar are the same person.
Obviously Rocker.
Mid day news anon was a chad.
Burp and Jam anons were around.
Lingering janny is a thing.
AI JPow.
The buncun anon is a thing.
All I can think of for now
>>53329267
It's dumping on news of the others not dumping. Keep up, anon.

[Anonymous No.53329296]

>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market pumps
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market crashes
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

[Anonymous No.53329301]

no news nigger was funny at first, but it's getting tiresome, I'm gonna just filter him from now on

[Anonymous No.53329310]

awfully cocky this morning mumu
where are you mumu

[Anonymous No.53329312]

You are fucking RETARDED if you think this wasn't going to crash today.

Not gonna lie they got me good in the first hour though. Was this close to selling my shorts.

[Anonymous No.53329313]

im spreading bullish sentiment on stocktwits to get htem to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.53329314]

>>53329267
nvda dumping on news that nvda dumps

[Anonymous No.53329316]

>>53329296
75 bps

[Anonymous No.53329322]

Bear euphoria is really easy to trigger I guess.

[Anonymous No.53329326]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.53329329]

Ok, I cashed out 9 of the 12 of these I bought yesterday, gonna let these last 3 ride

[Anonymous No.53329331]

>>53329310
>where are you mumu
Busy slorping

[Anonymous No.53329333]

[Anonymous No.53329335]

>35K SPY
>20K SOXL
>5K crypto
>60k cash
what's my next move bros

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53329337]

>>53329206
You're right, I'm the real baggie. Don't make me fucking post my gookfu's saggy tits to prove it.

[Anonymous No.53329339]

GDX
go!

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53329349]

>>53329337
wouldn't prove anything, they all look the same anyway

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53329362]

>>53329294
I am not Baggie. I'm The Quasar. faggot.

[Anonymous No.53329364]

Market be sussin huh?
Did Papa J say something about a 1000 bepis hike or what?

[Anonymous No.53329371]

>>53329333
checked

[Anonymous No.53329376]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53329379]

>>53329349
>>53329362
Don't make me fucking cut your foreskin off. I'm losing a lot of fucking money today.

[Anonymous No.53329380]

Natgasbros…

[Anonymous No.53329384]

>>53329335
60k UVIX

[Anonymous No.53329389]

>>53329362
Filtered.
>>53329364
JPow dying of covid.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53329395]

>>53329379
sucks to suck, My puts are up like 13% so far.

[Anonymous No.53329396]

>>53329379
>cut your foreskin off
does your gook need more face cream?

[Anonymous No.53329409]

>CVNA +2% today
Wtf

[Anonymous No.53329411]

>pump 5%
…
>dump 1%
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.53329418]

I will kill my "friend", this nigger was gloating his 50 dollar gain and was upset he didn't hold his put for longer while I ended up like this. I should drop this fucker

[Anonymous No.53329438]

>>53329267
>the best semi
The best GPU
But I heard it go bofe ways, b

[Anonymous No.53329446]

>>53329247
Guys, I went for a nap (EU), did the market just crash on Powell Covid? Hahaha, I'm a bear, have shorts, but didn't expect much today. This takes the cake. Do people believe he will die and somebody else will take his place?

[Anonymous No.53329448]

Why isn’t it stopping. No bounce? Fucking manipulated dogshit. Magically everybody wants to sell when we bounced every .1% down move the last week

[Anonymous No.53329452]

>>53329438
based heemster

[Anonymous No.53329474]

>>53329418
Lmao go get a job and stop crying about lunch money

[Anonymous No.53329484]

Hey stop selling yeah?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53329486]

>>53329448
>Magically everybody wants to sell
My crystal ball is telling me you haven't sold yet. Still plenty of time fren, join team bobo, we're about to fucking a ton of fucking money.

[Anonymous No.53329485]

I'm all in.

[Anonymous No.53329489]

>>53329418
What did you have? 1DTE SPY calls I'm guessing

[Anonymous No.53329496]

>>53329418
it's just money, anon
it's not real

[Anonymous No.53329502]

>dumped this time last year and the year before and the year before
>no fundamental reason to go up except retards running on hopium and not understanding metrics "bear markets are short and only last 200 days" yeah faggot in good times with free money you fucking retard
>hikes going up and being held up no pivot ever
>free money for negros
>inflation still too high to justify bullishness
>bankers signaling there will be a dump for a week, talking about volatility
>debt ceiling shit
BULLISH

[Anonymous No.53329505]

>>53329380
HE'S FAT

[Anonymous No.53329507]

>>53329489
I wish bro, I bought fucking TSLA calls at open when everything was pumping. EVERYTHING did pump except for TSLA but it did dump when everything dumped. Holy fuck I got heemed

[Anonymous No.53329509]

>>53329312
>-1%
>crash

Jfc, it’s hard to see how retarded you are being a bear, but when you finally look at it from the other side it becomes obvious how dumb the position is.

Tech layoffs are a GOOD THING.

Commodities spiking are a GOOD THING.

I think we’ll crab for an extended period of time, but the bottom is here or near

HERE OR NEAR
HERE OR NEAR
HERE OR NEAR

We’ll be hitting new ATHs in Q3 2024 and it will be because of American manufacturing and commodities. Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.53329512]

Copper & nickel

[Anonymous No.53329513]

>>53329301
>bro but there's no news, like, the market can't just go down based on people taking profits or up based on people buying dips, there's no news!

[Anonymous No.53329514]

>>53329502
literally and unironically priced in

[Anonymous No.53329525]

>>53329513
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.53329526]

>>53329474
Nah I'm never working a day in my life, I'll make it big one time and I'll show it to you bitch.
>>53329496
TRUUU

[Anonymous No.53329529]

>>53329452
Keemstar is 40 and raising a daughter that isn't his and his 'job' is being a 'youtuber' which will always be cringe.

[Anonymous No.53329530]

>>53329502
>>no fundamental reason to go up except retards running on hopium and not understanding metrics "bear markets are short and only last 200 days" yeah faggot in good times with free money you fucking retard

>not making a logical connection here at all

[Anonymous No.53329540]

>>53329502
>in good times with free money
>money for negroes, inflation running hot

Uh, do you read what you write?

[Anonymous No.53329541]

>>53329418
>50 dollars
Stop gambling your grocery bill anon

[Anonymous No.53329543]

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.53329551]

>JP is dying
it's over

[Anonymous No.53329552]

>>53329418
play stupid games win stupid prices

[Anonymous No.53329555]

>>53329507
Yea I learned to stay the fuck away from tsla options when I got heemed last year. I flipped it like 4 days in a row for good profit, but that 5th day I got heemed, average down twice and ended up getting triple heemed

[Anonymous No.53329560]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53329561]

Bears are euphoric. I’m so glad I bought NVDA puts before close yesterday. The only reason I went bear was because /smg/ had way too much bullish sentiment after a 2 week pump. The best information you can possibly get from people here is retard sentiment.

[Anonymous No.53329569]

Jerome just texted me and he wants you guys to stop options gambling.

[Anonymous No.53329584]

>>53329560
Based

[Anonymous No.53329591]

>>53329560
Oh fuck off you lazy nigger

[Anonymous No.53329592]

>>53329569
YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD J POWELL YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

[Anonymous No.53329593]

>>53329540
Banks giving money to people to start fake businesses like uber isn't the same as san francisco giving each negroid 5 million dollars.

[Anonymous No.53329611]

>>53329509
>tech layoffs are a good thing
for the long term health of the economy, yes
for the short term health of the economy? no
for the ability for people to pay off their 19% credit. cards that they have racked up all time high debt on? no
for delinquencies and defaults on credit cards, student loans, mortgages? no
for economic growth? no
for corporate earnings? yes in the short run, no in the medium to long run - if everyone is cutting jobs, aggregate demand falls for everyone
>Commodities spiking are a GOOD THING.
for oil companies? yes
for everyone else? no
it's broken window fallacy - people are having to spend their entire paycheck plus take out a line of credit in order to buy simple, everyday things like groceries and gasoline. this is money that is not being saved that could be invested into more productive areas of the economy, this is money that is not being spent on other goods and services
commodities spiking is highly inflationary.. this is not a good thing

[Anonymous No.53329610]

tomorrow will be a giga dump, then small rally on friday.

[Anonymous No.53329613]

>>53329509
based boomer post

[Anonymous No.53329616]

>>53329569
Jerome would never
you did not actually call him
he WANTS this retards to lose all their money
have you not been paying attention?

[Anonymous No.53329617]

>>53329561
>60 minutes of bearishness
>"euphoria, we pump"
Flip bullish then, genius.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53329630]

>>53329560
dividends are actually irrelevant. if you want returns on your stocks just sell some.

[Anonymous No.53329638]

We reversal now!

[Anonymous No.53329639]

>>53329569
I was beheemed buying puts and now my play account isn’t even enough to buy a nice gun. Don’t worry, daddy Powell. I cannot gamble on options anymore.

[Anonymous No.53329643]

>>53329552
It's okay, I made it back through my other brokerage account by buying puts on there.
>>53329555
I have not once made money on TSLA, what a fucking scam.

[Anonymous No.53329645]

>>53329630
why not both?
*checkm8*

[Anonymous No.53329657]

Why bulls are so low iq?

[Anonymous No.53329659]

pcce spiked higher than during march 2020 scam crash. either this is the start of a run or its time to slurp the dip

[Anonymous No.53329664]

>>53329617
Oh I already got out with a 50% gain. I’m just going that cash until intel bleeds a little more then I’m scooping some of that.

[Anonymous No.53329677]

> reversal

huh bobros?

[Anonymous No.53329681]

>daddy powell gets a cold
>market sells off billions of assets in response

is it literally just an agreed-upon thing to market sell everything each time powell's name shows up in headlines? Like algos are scraping news feeds and simply sell when they see his name? It's ridiculous bc if powell died of covid he's probably be replaced by a bigger dove.

[Anonymous No.53329696]

if we don't see a follow-through sell-off from the current levels,
then the SPX will rally back to 3980-4000pts faster than bobos can post smug images.

[Anonymous No.53329700]

>>53329657
but don't you see anon, this means that the Fed will cut interest rates by 0.25% in July 2023
this cut of 0.25% will directly put money back into the consumers pockets, instantly - very similar to a stimulus check for $5,000
we will see corporate profits soar when the Fed pivots, due to this instant effect where everyone suddenly has money again and starts spending like a drunken sailor
the Fed pivot will save us all, it will put money directly into our pockets, instantly, which will then go into the pockets of corporate profits!

[Anonymous No.53329701]

>>53329611
When are you going to realize that fundamentals don’t matter anymore? The economy was always contrived bull shit and now this is the case even more so. All I’m saying is don’t get on the side of a crowded trade in clown world. Everything I see and hear is bullish. And don’t forget to always do the opposite of what Jews say.

[Anonymous No.53329706]

>>53329657
Is money in a savings account, the same as money in the stock market; in a brokerage?

[Anonymous No.53329711]

>>53329659
>it will either dump or pump
very insightful

[Anonymous No.53329716]

>>53329696
because so far this has been nothing more than
>small retracement
>consolidation
and
>strengthening over time

[Anonymous No.53329725]

>>53329696
It's all about DXY and has been since October/November when the Japs dumped all of those dollars

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53329743]

>>53329681
>muh algos
>muh giant conspiracy

LMAO look at this cope.

[Anonymous No.53329746]

>>53329696
it needs to dump tomorrow by at least %1.5

[Anonymous No.53329750]

>>53329657
>unironically following someone who calls themselves the maverick of wall st

[Anonymous No.53329756]

>>53329725
>the Japs dumped all of those dollars
citation needed
hardmode:
>no zerohedge articles
>only current official BOJ holdings

[Anonymous No.53329758]

Fucking die SI die, my put still isn't in the green

[Anonymous No.53329772]

>>53329657
>bad news
>return to QE quicker, pivot sooner, etc
the crux of it
depends on your time horizon really, short term bad yes but longer term a quicker return to QE is good
but whatever, clown crab market rules all

[Anonymous No.53329785]

>>53329613
DWACK

[Anonymous No.53329789]

>>53329701
Ignoring everything he said, which is all true and something that the fed has to consider when deciding on monetary policy, just because you want to be a contrarian and trade the opposite of retail is quite the gamble

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53329795]

I am SO sick of getting run over like this. I really am tired of other people's actions costing me money, whether its the market, or life in general. Tired of going broke over irrational buying (or selling) not based on fundamental reality. If people are going to blindly "buy the dip" even when it doesn't make sense, then they should be blocked from the market. The apes/robin hooders, etc....are ruining things for me. Take away their accounts, and send them back to flipping burgers.
I hate losing money. This is not a joke. The consequences are serious. I just expect the world to bend to MY will, not the other way around. I refuse to accept / adopt / or adapt to other peoples "stupid" THEY are supposed to modify their behavior, not me. I AM supposed to WIN. If I weren't so fuming mad/furious right now, I'd be on the floor crying. The way I see it, the "market" keeps breaking the "rules". We "agree" on certain levels/price action, I rely on it. Then the market, and the people in it, go and do something different. They break the "agreement". THIS IS BULLSHIT.

[Anonymous No.53329813]

>>53329772
there will be no return to QE for the remainder of this decade.
also there won't be any rate cuts from here until well into the 2030s.

[Anonymous No.53329815]

>tell you fags that Skechers is a solid buy
>a bunch of REEEEING ensues
>meanwhile it's up 12% in the last month
Obvious lack of real-world experience ITTs, imagine not buying a company who sells shoes literally named Chad

[Anonymous No.53329823]

>>53329772
if it dumps it means that rates can be risen quicker which means it can pump which means that rates need be lowered which means it dumps which means that rates can be risen quicker which means it can pump which means that rates need be lowered which means it dumps which means

[Anonymous No.53329824]

>>53329772
>clown crab
pic related. everything is slow and smooth until it isnt, to return to slow and smooth

[Anonymous No.53329826]

YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN THE HOLD 'EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
AND KNOW WHEN TO RUN

[Anonymous No.53329839]

>>53329815
ARKK is up 25% this month, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.53329840]

>>53329815
>up 12% in the last month
I 5x in 6 days on BBBY

[Anonymous No.53329846]

Yall are calling this a dump? We havn't even broken lower than Fridays open. I'm not a bull I'm just saying. This is still a standard market move. The range of the days bar on SPX is still at the average size.

[Anonymous No.53329852]

>>53329813
So what you're saying is, I have a decade to accumulate really cheap stocks?

[Anonymous No.53329857]

>>53329813
>there will be no return to QE for the remainder of this decade.
lmao he actually believes this

[Anonymous No.53329869]

>>53329750
I AM THE COCKBLOCKER OF WALL STREET

[Anonymous No.53329874]

>>53329815
https://youtu.be/wHdd4Ln87p8

[Anonymous No.53329881]

If you want to see a dump, go check out Amber Heard's bedsheets.

[Anonymous No.53329891]

Also, shoutout to my nigga Bezos. Nobody got me today, but that bald trannyfucker got me.

[Anonymous No.53329894]

>>53329630
>selling 4% of your portfolio to live off of when the market is down 30%

or

>consistently receiving dividends, selling none of your shares and allowing that dividend income to grow organically without any need for additional funds

i'll choose the latter m8

[Anonymous No.53329909]

>>53329881
what sector? Never heard of it. Consumer goods I suppose

[Anonymous No.53329912]

Wow someone in the last thread actually tried to make the claim that BBBY pulling a meme pump is the reason the market has been going up. Bears are really losing it.

[Anonymous No.53329913]

>>53329857
>lmao he actually believes this
not really your fault that you can't comprehend.
you're just younger than 30, that's all.

[Anonymous No.53329922]

STOP FUCKING GOING DOWN SPY

[Anonymous No.53329927]

looking like its setting up for more dumping.

[Anonymous No.53329929]

>>53329881
Thanks for reminding me to go make my bed.

[Anonymous No.53329931]

>>53329813
market is already pricing in 25 bepis rape hike
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
for what it's worth

[Anonymous No.53329952]

>>53329931
>bepis rape hike
I feel sorry for all the newfags trying to learn this nonsense.

[Anonymous No.53329961]

>>53329756
They officially started in September but definitely intervened when it hit 150. It was when the 10Y treasury yield peaked so they were likely dumping treasuries as well. I don't care if you believe me, there are articles talking about this.

[Anonymous No.53329963]

>>53329894

[Anonymous No.53329966]

>>53329894
>lose >50% value of your stocks while dividend value is crushed by inflation

>go 100% spy puts dated to april and gain %1000 on your portfolio before buying into dividend stocks, thereby 10xing your dividend income

Yeah I know which I'll pick

[Anonymous No.53329968]

>>53329335
>$0.00 in PMs
ISHYGDDT

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53329981]

>>53329795
Baggie would never say something like this, you're a fake baggie. a giant phony or a phaggie if you will.

[Anonymous No.53329982]

>>53329913
i'm 34 years old and intelligent enough to know the rest of this country's lifespan is going to be a cycle of QT, until the fed breaks something, then QE, to fix what they broke. jerome himself has explicitly said this. sorry you don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.53329985]

>>53329772
NO PIVOT.

[Anonymous No.53329987]

they shaked me out bobros , i sold and took profits . they gonna hard slurp for sure

[Anonymous No.53329991]

>>53329963
Fucking kek its over

[Anonymous No.53329996]

>>53329931
FED will probably raise by 25bps occasionally from here on out.
two to three times a year.

[Anonymous No.53329997]

we're gonna start pumping so hard in a couple of minutes

[Anonymous No.53330001]

>biz bobo threads slowed down
>btc going on weirdass pump and normal pullback expected
>SMG going nuts over old guy getting cold

yep thinking a lil leg down then crab at worst drama queens here worse then /v/ when nintendo releases a new game console or pol when a school shooting happens.

[Anonymous No.53330011]

>>53329931
its 0.5 and I cant warp my head around who convinced te market of 0.25

[Anonymous No.53330019]

>>53329963

[Anonymous No.53330021]

>>53329987
You're fucking up big time. We will be at 380 spy by Friday afternoon.

[Anonymous No.53330028]

>>53330001
>when nintendo releases a new game
To be fair, that's once every 5 years; so it's a notable event.

[Anonymous No.53330043]

>>53329379
How? I thought we were on the same page on buying puts while vol was cheap?

[Anonymous No.53330071]

>>53329968
some people are beyond saving

[Anonymous No.53330073]

SPY is cracking holy shit.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330074]

>>53330001
>pol when a school shooting happens
>implying there has ever been an actual school shooting.
LMAO! This guy fucking glows in the dark.

[Anonymous No.53330077]

>That one anon telling you to buy NTDOY last year
The eternal Nip

[Anonymous No.53330078]

>>53330011
probably nothing to do with this
https://www.investing.com/central-banks/fed-rate-monitor

[Anonymous No.53330079]

I push my mumus in to the SPYYYYY
ITS THE ONLY THING THAT FINALLY GIVES ME GAINS
BUT THE BOBOS COME AND ALL THE THINGS THEY TAKE
POWELL, IT NEVER ENDS, SLOWLY CRABBING SPY
IF THE PAIN GOES ON

[Anonymous No.53330097]

>>53330074
Yeah, but what about Vegas? Did you forget about Vegas? Of course you did.

[Anonymous No.53330103]

>>53330071
>Here's that yellow cake I was talking to you about

[Anonymous No.53330104]

>>53330071
what happened to all that gold?

[Anonymous No.53330115]

>>53330077
Don't by Japanese tickers. Most autistic barcode movements ever.

[Anonymous No.53330116]

>>53329963
going all in on absolute nigger thrash right now

[Anonymous No.53330119]

>>53330103
kek'd
>>53330104
thats none of your business

[Anonymous No.53330123]

>>53330104
>all that gold
it probably amounts to a few kilos pure

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330126]

>>53330097
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

[Anonymous No.53330127]

>>53330097
are you saying vegas wasnt glowies?

[Anonymous No.53330136]

>>53330104
You never saw 3 Kings?

[Anonymous No.53330145]

>DXY about to go positive after being down almost 1%

[Anonymous No.53330148]

I'm eating a thick ass ribeye tonight frens

[Anonymous No.53330157]

>>53330127
I chose to believe the Tom Clancy tier theory about a Saudi VIP assassination gone wrong.

[Anonymous No.53330159]

>>53329966
lol my beta is sub 1, my stocks don't fall as far as the market falls.

also my dividend increases averaged out for my portfolio is about 10%, outpacing even the hottest inflation.

keep trading your account away, everyone thinks they're the next big thing until they run out of money/leverage

[Anonymous No.53330170]

>>53330043
I still can't believe they banned her for 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.53330175]

>>53330157
the only way it could have been done would have been with the help of glowie.

[Anonymous No.53330179]

>>53330136
>You never saw 3 Kings?
That was one of my favorite movies, growing up. The bunkers with cars and luxury goods was based

[Anonymous No.53330187]

>>53330148
The puts arent ripping you bum. We're in last weeks channel

[Anonymous No.53330189]

>>53329931
Bears have already shifted the goalposts to "lower the pace of hikes isn't pivoting!"

[Anonymous No.53330193]

Joe Burrow seems like the type of guy that fucks black guys

[Anonymous No.53330195]

im cooming

[Anonymous No.53330198]

>>53330179
THE KING OF POP

[Anonymous No.53330201]

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.53330204]

>>53329638
Me, an empath agreeing. We are headed straight for a new low.

[Anonymous No.53330209]

>>53330104
peter schiff bought it then shills at higher prices

[Anonymous No.53330210]

>>53330175
>A glowie
You mean multiple teams of glowies

[Anonymous No.53330223]

omelette au fromage

[Anonymous No.53330232]

>>53329335
Losing a lot of money

[Anonymous No.53330235]

>>53330103
They weren't lying, gold indeed is a weapon of mass destruction, threatening the hegemony of the talmudic system of finance.

>>53330104
Don't you worry, it's in the hands of real (((patriots))), buddy.

[Anonymous No.53330245]

To da left, to da left
Dip baby dip
Now slide to the right...

[Anonymous No.53330254]

>>53330223
>'e speaks French?

[Anonymous No.53330259]

KO boomer you got some splainin to do.

[Anonymous No.53330270]

>>53330232
i guess he can relax for it wasn't real money in the first place

[Anonymous No.53330287]

>>53330157

[Anonymous No.53330291]

It's pretty frustrating seeing my oil stocks finally break out just to fade back to red.

[Anonymous No.53330292]

>>53330235
I hate them so fucking much bro

[Anonymous No.53330304]

>tfw europoor where the indexes never dump

[Anonymous No.53330312]

Ok bobo. Maybe we actually can't just go to ATH in a straight line

[Anonymous No.53330313]

>>53330259
Going back down to my $54 average

[Anonymous No.53330323]

>>53329982

[Anonymous No.53330338]

>>53330189
it's not

[Anonymous No.53330340]

i almost want to sell my puts but this could be one of those days were its a nonstop dump all day.

[Anonymous No.53330353]

>>53330201
We’re going down 10% and trading will be halted today. Check ‘em.

[Anonymous No.53330364]

Anyone find it funny WEF talks about cyber polygon in tandem with the crypto announcement?

[Anonymous No.53330367]

>>53330235
I bought this book a few days ago because some anon posted it and there is quite a lot written about gold.
part of me still sees gold just as boomer rocks but the govt and the FED really make a fuzz about it so Im buying just to make sure. I

[Anonymous No.53330369]

>>53330071
>brown

[Anonymous No.53330386]

>Two (2) weeks until the next FOMC Meeting

[Anonymous No.53330387]

>>53330313
based value investor
wagmi fren

[Anonymous No.53330401]

>>53330367
>so Im buying just to make sure. I-
*anon terminated for his own good*

[Anonymous No.53330408]

>>53330313
>$54 average
Impressive. Very nice.

[Anonymous No.53330415]

>>53330367
The federal reserve glowies got another one, sad!

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330416]

>>53330386
>inb4 powell dies from covid and the meeting gets postponed

[Anonymous No.53330423]

Actually pretty glad I snagged 600 shares of intel last week. I just sold my first 6 puts. I’ve done pretty well on CCs on the past so it’s nice to be able to capture a day as red as this. Wish I had more powder to buy another set of 100 shares

[Anonymous No.53330431]

>>53330340
If good profit take it, between now and 2-2:30pm could be the midday scam pump and resume dump back into sour hour. I think most people have realized the consoomer is slowing and we’re going to have elevated rates for longer. The pivot faggots who think once the fed hits 5% and pauses is bullish while they wait to see what happens to the economy, inventories were up also and manufacturing plummeting yesterday aren’t bullish and people coping with delta doing good when coming off busiest travel time of the year and southwest fucking up so people switched to delta at inflated costs due to supply demand cooking their books, meanwhile consoomer holiday spending was down 1.6% when adjusted for inflation is more like over 10% decline in holiday sells is bullish are fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.53330436]

>>53330304
Waiting for Lagarde speech tomorrow to do the same thing as US today.

[Anonymous No.53330461]

why is the dow crashing harder than everything else?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330471]

>>53330431
Actually holiday sales were down because they had a lot of very good sales like 50%-85% off stuff, so they sold a lot more stuff, but the numbers were lower because they charged less money.

[Anonymous No.53330472]

>>53330436
what do you think her pussy tastes like

[Anonymous No.53330483]

>>53330472
metal

[Anonymous No.53330488]

>>53330461
It was way overvalued. Dow was close to it's ATH and was pumping for weeks

[Anonymous No.53330491]

>>53330472
JFC she looks like one of those Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark illustrations.

[Anonymous No.53330494]

>>53329966
This is far too reckless and could result in significant drawdowns! I would recommend you instead buy the June contracts.

[Anonymous No.53330495]

>>53330304
>europoor where the indexes never dump
Now take your index/USD to see how much it has really dumped

[Anonymous No.53330496]

give me some cheapies already
those mining bags get heavy

[Anonymous No.53330500]

>>53330472

[Anonymous No.53330503]

>>53330461
The fake economy already crashed, but it's looking like the real economy is about to shit the bed too.
Bearish for real companies, the kind that are in the dow.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330504]

>>53330472
probably has a metallic taste, like a roll quarters

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330520]

>>53330504
>>53330483
oh shit!!!

[Anonymous No.53330525]

>>53330461
Dow fared better than nasdaq and S&P 500 during the initial crash, its going to take some wollops

[Anonymous No.53330545]

>>53330423
Someone check my math here. Should I be laughing at this anon

[Anonymous No.53330549]

Dealers about to remember where the $4BN gamma pin is.

[Anonymous No.53330551]

>>53329789
I’m straight cash and PM gang right now. I think we’ll crab for the foreseeable future. Long term bullish, short term neutral. I can’t see us plummeting when everyone is tightening their belts. Retail has been dead or dying for a while, tech has seen its’ correction, manufacturing is doing great from what I can tell and that will pull commodities up with it. Housing is stable/stabilizing… the money doesn’t have anywhere else to go internationally since China is a dumpster fire and Russia is one foot in the grave. Trust me, I believed that we were heading to hell too, but it should’ve happened by now and it hasn’t. Gonna be an interesting decade to say the least but I think the US remains on top and I think the markets won’t go much further down from here.

[Anonymous No.53330569]

>>53330549
>bomma
>vomma
>zomma

[Anonymous No.53330571]

Alright, I sold a little to appease the market gods.

[Anonymous No.53330572]

Bloomberg financial conditions indicator is back to where it was in March before rate hikes really started. Bears are comically wrong.

[Anonymous No.53330586]

>>53330549
It's pretty fucking annoying derivatives aren't derivative.

[Anonymous No.53330588]

It's one of those days. But the meltup(tm) is about to being, for real guys.

[Anonymous No.53330600]

>that nasty 4 hour red dildo
bears are so gross

[Anonymous No.53330604]

Lael Brainard seems like the type of person that fucks black guys

[Anonymous No.53330612]

>>53330011
We won’t really know until Jan 27

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330615]

>>53330572
>Bears are comically wrong.
I dunno about you, but I'd rather be wrong about the economy and still up 15% on my puts than right about it and down 30% on my calls.

[Anonymous No.53330622]

>>53330549
Gimel could bail them out tho

[Anonymous No.53330628]

>>53330604
Yeah, the over abundance of silver jewelry indicates either she’s some kind of quasi-hippy or a coal burner.

[Anonymous No.53330640]

If I sell now its like selling for pennies. I always do it because I have no idea what will happen tomorrow. I sell on the first day Im up, then the next days I would have been up even more.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330649]

OH NOOO ITS FALLING AGAIN!!! I'M WROOOOOOONG ABOUT THE ECONOMY BEING WEAK BUT STILL MAKING MONEY ON MY PUTS!!!! OHHH FUUUUUUCK!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53330658]

>>53330572
its the effects of cash gang buying in after selling last year.
stocks going up causes conditions to loosen.
it increases the risk of higher inflation & hikes. thats why jpow was trying to stop people from buying without actually doing anything

[Anonymous No.53330661]

>>53330551
>but it should’ve happened by now and it hasn’t
Even tho i agree with most of your posts, this reek of recency biais. We are talking about the death of an empire, it doesn't happen in a day. It's hard to apply our short timeline on things who are far bigger than us. Even more so in the age of immediacy.
Took over 300 years for Rome to fall. Ofc it wont take that long for the US, but we can't say after a year
>"that's it boys, we avoided the worst, pack it up!"

[Anonymous No.53330664]

>>53330640
Good morning ESL kun.

[Anonymous No.53330670]

how many times do we need to tell you?

[Anonymous No.53330669]

Why does the Dow, nasdaq, and the s&p all move the same way? What is the point of even separating them like this if they all behave the same exact way.

[Anonymous No.53330683]

>>53330670

[Anonymous No.53330725]

>>53330670
>>53330683
Market is still deep in the red, what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.53330729]

JEEZ what's lower today, trading volume or posting volume ha ha?

[Anonymous No.53330730]

>>53330664

no im just brain damaged and type in run on sentences because fuck you thats why

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330742]

I can't wait until the bulls that were making fun of the bears in this thread get laid off from their comfy wfh jobs and have to capitulate at the bottom to make rent because they were investing before putting together a savings account with 6 months of expenses incase of emergencies.

[Anonymous No.53330751]

>>53330725
I just wanted to post that webm desu.

[Anonymous No.53330752]

Merry Opex Mumu!

[Anonymous No.53330759]

>>53330729
almost the majority of trading volume tends to happen in the last hour of the day.

[Anonymous No.53330766]

i hate being in the same side of the trade as baggie, doesnt feel right.

[Anonymous No.53330776]

>>53330759
Why are you guys so fucking autistic? That was clearly a joke.

[Anonymous No.53330784]

>>53330729
Wtf, were her sanpaku eyes also part of her fake personae?
She's kinda cute here.

[Anonymous No.53330786]

That announcement of a crypto announcement sure caused people to shit their pants, huh

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330788]

>>53330742
and then I can't wait for all the diversity, equity and inclusion faggots to have their jobs taken by illegal immigrants. some people need to get what they fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.53330804]

Nothing rustles my jimmies more than starting the day up 4.5% and then ending up down 1.5% because retarded jewish algorithms read a headline about Powell catching a fucking cold. Yeah I know we've been green for weeks and people eventually take profits but when the beginning of a straight line dump across the entire market lines up precisely with a nothingburger announcement like that it just destroys my little faith in humanity that much more.

[Anonymous No.53330816]

this is your reminder we're more likely to see the october lows now at this point then spy 400. No bear market has ever ended without vix >45

[Anonymous No.53330817]

Who decided that today's the day to dump all the Argentina stocks 10%?
Oh well, it was a good run this past month.

[Anonymous No.53330826]

If everyone would just stop fucking selling, we'd be back near ath tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53330831]

>>53330491
kek

[Anonymous No.53330843]

>>53330788
Checked. Sometimes baggie doesnt seem like a god damned jew

[Anonymous No.53330847]

>>53330826
Cramer said not to panic sell, therefore I will do what I must.

[Anonymous No.53330855]

Inflation cools, companies earn less
Inflation stays high, the Fed further cripples the market with interest rates.
>Either way, stocks go down.

[Anonymous No.53330858]

>>53330826
>everyone
It's literally a handful of computer programs trying to enrich their greedy jewish owners who are unironically betting on the collapse of the US economy with leverage

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330859]

>>53330816
I can't wait, the lower she goes, the better I'll be.

[Anonymous No.53330863]

>>53330843
based bezmenov enjoyer

[Anonymous No.53330873]

Literally every single time I check it’s lower. I’ve never seen this. You’re telling me nigh wants to buy with the fantastic economic inflation report this morning?

Fuck bear faggots. Short selling should be illegal

[Anonymous No.53330878]

SQQQchads we eatin good

[Anonymous No.53330879]

>>53330571
I sold 302 shares of JEPI. I will buy at $50 / share

[Anonymous No.53330880]

frenly reminder that puts can only be payed as long as the counter party is solvent

[Anonymous No.53330891]

>>53330873
Seethe

[Anonymous No.53330897]

>>53330873
Were you not here for all the anus raping days in 2022?

[Anonymous No.53330899]

There's an unfilled gap at the october lows. Sorry bullbros

[Anonymous No.53330903]

>>53330878
bought some HIBS at 10:30. doing okay

[Anonymous No.53330905]

OFFICIAL thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

[Anonymous No.53330908]

>>53330897
ive been here forever

[Anonymous No.53330911]

>>53330879
Should have just kept it in and let the dividend buy back in at lower prices. I highly doubt JEPI will fall to $50 anytime soon. JEPI excells in the crab market we find ourselves in. Also check JEPQ

[Anonymous No.53330928]

>take profits
>market dumping a couple hours later
yes, i am in fact a genius
good night sweet bulls, it was nice knowing you

[Anonymous No.53330929]

>Short selling should be illegal
Why isn't it? Literally just jewish assholes?

[Anonymous No.53330930]

>>53330826
For every seller, there's a buyer.
We're just seeing bids/asks move lower while stocks exchange hands for cheaper.

Considering more US dollars continue to be printed and the federal deficit is high as ever, long term oriented traders should take advantage of the discount.

[Anonymous No.53330934]

Green on a red day. Sometimes it's comfy to run a concentrated portfolio

[Anonymous No.53330936]

How is fighting the Fed working out for you?

[Anonymous No.53330943]

>>53330936
only retards fight the hands that feed them

[Anonymous No.53330944]

yeah im thinkin we finna gap down today after hours and before open. bears won this day

[Anonymous No.53330953]

I'm literally dying right now

[Anonymous No.53330955]

I bought the puts
I saw it go down 20%
I didnt panic sell
I held it when it was 10% up
I sold when it was 100%.
I still dont have gf

[Anonymous No.53330956]

>>53330944
These guys have decent khakis.

[Anonymous No.53330959]

>>53330908
We all are. In 3023 when we're all GPT like software copies of our present selves, we will still be here arguing about gamma pins or whatever.

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53330962]

Wow. Looks like I might not be heemed after all.

I had $50k in SPY puts dated to end of feb. Value fell to $15k or so.

...looks like we will be at $330 spy by end of feb now. Everyone knows it. The algos know it. Jerome knows it.

I am pretty pumped ngl. That $50k is going to turn into $240k. Not a bad gain.

[Anonymous No.53330965]

I made money this morning on 0DTE SPY calls and then didn’t check the market until now. What the fuck happened? Just a bounce off resistance?

[Anonymous No.53330966]

>>53330287
>Jamie, pull that up!
/smg/ is the best internet archive service.

[Anonymous No.53330971]

>>53330936
>>53330936
We tried to tell them.

[Anonymous No.53330972]

>>53330905
I hope on the day the next rate is announced a journalist gets called on for a question and they just start singing this song.

[Anonymous No.53330975]

>>53330955
not with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.53330977]

>>53330929
the market naturally has cycles of ups and downs, as human economic activity has cycles of ups and downs
short sellers help promote financial stability, in the long term, as they keep the market "honest" - if a company is lying / committing fraud, short sellers drive the stock down. if a company is shitting the bed with bad management, short sellers sniff this out and short the stock.
in times of economic downturn, short sellers provide support for the market, as the public are selling the short seller is buying to cover and exit their short position. without the short sellers buying to cover there is very little demand from buyers, making sell offs much more severe and prolonged
short sellers also help to provide liquidity to the markets, which keeps the wheels turning

[Anonymous No.53330981]

>muh jews
get fucked anti-semites

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53330986]

>>53330962
stfu

[Anonymous No.53330990]

>>53330972

[Anonymous No.53330991]

>>53330975
whats my heckin attitude huh?

[Anonymous No.53330994]

>>53330944
Last 2 weeks' rally looks like a rollover on the Nasdaq 1 year chart
If the rates keep going up, I think nobody feels comfortable calling any sort of bottom on no-earnings growth stocks
Down, down, down

[Anonymous No.53330998]

>>53330955
>wanting a gf

[Anonymous No.53331000]

>>53329418
Why tf is your cash interest only 1.5%…

[Anonymous No.53331010]

>>53330998
gfs are like coffee makers, but for sex. instant sexo whenever i want.

[Anonymous No.53331024]

SQQQ bros

[Anonymous No.53331022]

>>53329418
mad cuz bad. your friend should ditch you.

[Anonymous No.53331025]

Job experience is fucking king. Why does anybody even bother going to college, skip it and beg for a fucking unpaid internship at literally any company instead

[Anonymous No.53331031]

>>53331025
Where the fuck else am I supposed to smoke weed and play vidya all day without doing anything bro?

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53331036]

>>53330986
You got lucky. Silver willlll be at $35 by EOY 2023 for sure.

[Anonymous No.53331037]

>>53331010
That's the fantasy, the reality will be soul crushing for you.

[Anonymous No.53331038]

>>53329507
>bro
>>53329418
>losing 50% in one day on a retarded shitcoin stock call
you're the nigger. Kys nigger, you're too dumb to trade.

[Anonymous No.53331041]

>>53330929
I don't think derivatives traders determine where the market goes, long term.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53331044]

>>53331031
>without doing anything
I dunno I did a lot of drunk chicks in college.

[Anonymous No.53331051]

Alright somebody bake because I'm gonna go make soup.

[Anonymous No.53331054]

>>53331044
those were fat men, faggit

[Anonymous No.53331055]

>>53331036
Based silver schizo

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53331056]

>>53330981
Nah bro. Your people need to pay reparations and pronto. Black lives matter.

[Anonymous No.53331058]

>>53330880
>>53330873
>>53330858
>>53330826
>>53330804
>>53330786
>>53330929
How new can you be? We've been in a bear market for over a year. The most telegraphed, consensus led, bear market in history. Why are there tears of blood over a day that isn't even down 1.5%?

[Anonymous No.53331065]

>>53331036
>silver the eternal crab

[Anonymous No.53331074]

Next
>>53331068
>>53331068
>>53331068

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53331082]

>>53331055
Checked

[Anonymous No.53331096]

>>53331051
I’m not baking. Stealth /smg/ is more fun anyway and it’s only at 150 replies

[Anonymous No.53331100]

>>53331058
Everyone's just a little tired, that's all.

[Anonymous No.53331107]

>>53330604
And that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.53331124]

>>53331041
You don't think their leveraged negative sentiment snowballs across the markets in years like 2022? Every fucking trader on social media has been slobbering at any remotely bearish signal and shorting them, surely that much negative sentiment influences the direction of the market

[Anonymous No.53331129]

>>53331058
the death of euphoria is a glorious many-splendored thing

[Anonymous No.53331191]

>>53329267
Modern NVDA gpus can’t even fit into people’s PC’s and crypto mining is borderline unprofitable right now.

[Anonymous No.53331214]

>>53331191
>NVDA just makes consumer GPUs
Wow this is so disingenuous I can only assume that jewish hands typed it

[Anonymous No.53331364]

tell me this. why the fuck does the united states multi trillion dollar market follow a fucking trend line??
OOPS IT HIT THE MAGIC LINE, IT MUST GO DOWN NOW LOL

[Anonymous No.53331427]

>>53331364
>be hedge fund manager
>in charge of literal billions in assets
>hmm how can i communicate with other hedge fund managers to manipulate the market without it being a legal liability for me as insider trading
>aha, we all mutually agree that technical analysis work
>now we all know when to buy and when to sell, without ever knowing each other personally or having any liability
>plus we can occasionally throw a curve ball at each other to keep retail on edge

it's genius if you think about it