/biz/ - Business & Finance

>see advertising for invesco QQQ
>its the most normie advertising possible
>alright lets look at this ETF
>trash dividends
>high fees
>all the 5 percent plus allocated shares are in tech stocks with valuation problems that could fall back to reality within 5 years
>garbage below are a mix of stocks that could be strong divvies on their own or just overrated shit

yep ETFs and index funds are truly for the goys and bogle brainlets

So uh... who is maintaining google maps these days? You know that thing made when google had smart people 20 years ago.

>>53498599
>lurk indeed
>oh look a comfy network installing job setting up security cameras n shit
>must have 3-5 years experience
>lurk craigslist for whatever in labor
>need handyman that can do HVAC plumbing carpentry painting wire electricity

and they wonder why nothings getting done

>biz bobo threads slowed down
>btc going on weirdass pump and normal pullback expected
>SMG going nuts over old guy getting cold

yep thinking a lil leg down then crab at worst drama queens here worse then /v/ when nintendo releases a new game console or pol when a school shooting happens.

>>53264556
>This is going to be a nice bull rally until Jerome steps in for another rape hike.
Try february

>>53261347
>big fat pumps as gemini SEC news, cathy slurping coinbase
>absolute shit that is literally like solana going pump mode for god knows what
>all happening at start of year right after year of never ending drops

mhmm totally not an exit liquidity bait and things will stay above 20k once we go over it. Leverage buy while I wait for the pink wojaks.

>>53107908
Can someone give me some rundown about ICP?As in the underlying technology. No crapjak edits or smug pepes. I hear this coin is one of the few shitcoins not to run on AWS and thats a pretty big deal alone and how is the thing so fast while being decentralized?

>>52816442
RELASE EVIDENCE THAT YOUR YOUR NBEWLY BOUGHT COMPANY IS COMMITTING ILLGEAL ACTIVITY
GET ARRESTED AND PENALIZED FOR IT
BEARISH FOR TWITTER BUT THAT SHIT AINT EVEN TRADING
ALSO FAGGOT i DON'T EVEN THINK THATS INTERFERENCE OF AN ELLECTION

why do bear markets always open up when we enter shitty winter? Is it just icing on the cake from elite? Is it just to make you pay attention when its not april or late march and you have some good stuff going outside to not care about stupid charts a bunch of code and machines are making?

>I got high and bought 250 shares of SBUX again

>another red day
>biz is in bear market for quite a few years guaranteed now
>pol is long boring dead its not 2016 anymore
>tv is still the dull pol anti pol lite board
>v is long dead until the next nintendo meme console to come out and collect wojak OC/risk getting banned for sony larp shitposting
>fit boring in between the varbie coom material spree posting
>g is autism posting about AI no one understands and generally worthless and not getting better

yep time to clock out fourchannel for a few years and passively build the pink wojak folder I guess. Hopefully the bots dont get worse in 5 years when things are fun on biz again.

>biz is blowing up with pink wojaks and seethe threads

uh cash gang is it time yet? We are getting warm now...

>link holders are doing their mental gymnastics over sam bankman and CZ latest meme
>link had its pump a few days back

yep time to deploy some cash into divvy stocks again. We hit the local bottom and its just up from here while link owners net worth drops again.

>>51529346
>work at a FC
>fat and I mean visibly obese work there
>met some old guy 60+ still doing pretty goddamn fine coming from working at fedex not fat or anything
>some qt white girls around that are not fat

Honestly they should turn amazon sites into hardcore elimination thunderdomes. Automate all the laptop jockey work and make it a p90x camp. Tired of the presence of weaklings.

>another election cycle starting up next year
>nothing but fat dumps past year
>time for the fake pumps of all pumps over next year then gigacrash once biden secures another 4 years doing nothing but old man rants on the tv.

Why is wall street so boring? Why cant we have shirtless dudes fighting on top of exploding skyscrapers as businessmen and street brawls over real estate scams instead of old people and algorithms at blackrock controlling everything? How can /smg/ make yakuza anime real? I propose making our own reits.