/biz/ - Business & Finance

First

Quick reminder that the market dumps every single monthly OpEx week.
Sell now and buy next Tuesday for free money.

SQQQ

semis are holding up quite well despite SPY and QQQ dumping.

First for fuck niggers and jannies and kikes

omelette au fromage

>>53331095
>Quick reminder that the market dumps every sinG-
priced in

LETS GO BRANDON!!!
LOOK AT OUR ECONOMY!!! #FJB

REMEMBER WHEN BAGGIE TRIED TO WARN YOU GUYS ABOUT THE REPUBLICANS NOT RAISING THE DEBT CEILING!!

>>53331103
Fuck im slow

Actually pretty glad I snagged 600 shares of intel last week. I just sold my first 6 puts. I’ve done pretty well on CCs on the past so it’s nice to be able to capture a day as red as this. Wish I had more powder to buy another set of 100 shares

What a shit day
I'm losing all of my money
My uncle died (I didn't really know him...)
And I still can't figure out of these itchy red bumps are bug bites, chickenpox, or an allergic reaction to something... FUCK

U shaped reversal inbound on the nasdaq let's gooooooo

>>53331068
>"BlackRock — the world’s largest asset manager — says central banks are 'deliberately' causing recessions and warns of a downturn unlike any other. 3 shockproof assets for protection"
Huh, didn't expect Blackrock of all institutions to claim that

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53331140
Did you get the aptly named clot shot?

>>53331140
Post pics, someone here I'm sure works in healthcare and can help

>>53331110
based

>>53331140
>And I still can't figure out of these itchy red bumps are bug bites, chickenpox, or an allergic reaction to something
jabbed? Many such cases, submit your horrible skin lesions to Dr. Ryan Cole. He's compiling evidence of reactions (freak book)

So bears get one slightly red day after weeks of green and start gloating. Lmao. See you fucking dimwits in a few weeks when you're crying about the December data being revised [like every other time]

>>53331152

So, guys, you did position yourself for the upcoming recession, right?
Right?

>>53331152
They need the market on easy money to prop up their stock holdings and inflated real estate holdings.

>>53331113
By next tuesday it will be priced in, and once again I'll be laughing at everyone who bet against this trend.
It's the motion of the casino. The retards buy their overpriced call options, hold them to expiration, and then sell them for almost nothing because they don't actually want to convert to stock.
Then they repeat again for the next month.

sold most of my puts, decided i made a good chunk of money. still holding 9 contracts though because who knows.

>>53331152
>3 shockproof assets for protection
>Consumer staples
>Real estate
>Wine

>>53331140
probably the beginning of eczema, or at least thats what i've self diagnosed on my hand/arm.

>>53331168
Do you retards not realize that omlette du fromage is german, not french?

>>53331102
a bunch of retards buying the most cyclically dependent sector in the economy lmao

In case you missed it

>>53331189
ta gueule espèce de débile lmao

>>53331172
Sorry bro. We bounced off the trendline.

You need to close your longs now or face liquidation as the bobos cream you and your positions

>>53331189
Same thing if you look far enough back.

>>53331174
Yeah but that deliberate aspect was unexpected for me. Most people don't claim central banks deliberately cause recessions to stop inflation (because that is of course how you stop inflation by monetary means), because then you admit they hurt people to achieve policy goals. You'd think Blackrock would sound more conciliatory.

Bros, my 2 red positions are down a combined $10. It's over.

>>53331196
SELLLLLLLLL

>>53331196
based cramer gave me the top signal as my birthday present

>This foreign based crypto exchange is being propped up by a government. That government already made sure all their citizens got their money out, and now will leave the rest of the world's population using the exchange, broke and unable to cash out. (Binance/China)
OH SO SORRY

>>53331173
lmao no

>>53331223
>trusting chinks
>fucking ever
When will the world learn

>>53331223
Source for this non-sense

Fuckin really? You serious, bro? YWNBAW

>>53331241
Reverse text search it

>>53331160
They just look like flea bites, but I haven't been around any animals, I haven't seen any fleas, nor have I felt any bites. And I keep getting more every day. That's what leads me to think maybe chickenpox, but there aren't THAT many, there's none on my head/face, and I don't have any other symptoms (fever, headache..)
>>53331183
It doesn't look like eczema, they're distinct tiny bumps.

How many of the anons here trade stocks full-time for a living? I hate my wagiedom but I'm not sure if it's viable at all to try and work towards being a trader full-time. Hell, I can't really daytrade even though I want to because my job keeps my attention during market hours.

I need a HERO!!!!!!!!!!

>down because of some literal who slav cryptoshit
?

>>53331249
Yeah, no results. Exactly what I thought.

>>53331256
Have you checked for bedbugs?

>>53331204
disgusting bears, creaming bulls. sounds gay, typical bears.

>>53331140
You got HPV. Sorry.

>>53331256
I'm not a doctor, but it could be covid. Did you do an Abbott Labs at home covid test?

>>53331261
Day trading almost always results in losing money.

...and semi's have now lost their relative strength on the 5 minute chart, time for a flush down

>>53331256
You got the clot shot, didn't you. That's why you didn't answer my question.

Sorry anon. I feel for you, I really do.

Is this another one of those no news dumps because if it is then it must be fake because we all know the market moves on news therefore with no news there is simply no possible way the market can move like this. I continue to search for the news that tells me me why the price is moving the way it is once I have found it I shall let you all know why price has moved. I suspect I will find my news story after the market closes if you can hold on until then you will have the answer you seek. Thankyou

>>53331261
Wouldn't it be better to trade crypto? The market is more 'pure' for trading I'd say, nobody knows what the fundamentals are, no valuation possible, it all goes by sentiment. Also, lot of idiots in that market, so easier money. Stock market has a lot of refined users.

>>53331273
>Bears are big, gay, hairy men
>Bulls are involved in cuckoldry
Tough call which is worse.

>>53331273
You wish it was gay. I bet you're canadian.

>>53331292
sorry, they forgot to create the news this time, check back later

Is this bullish for crypto?

>>53331140
enjoy your scabies

>>53331287
this shit is so fucked up. pharma CEOs need to be hanged in minecraft.

>>53331265
Not the lean hogs! AAAAAAAA

>>53331320
No shit. Just wait until you watch some recent dr john cambell videos.

The rate for a kids heart to be completely fucked for life by the vax is like 1 in 1000 but the odds of death from covid for a kid is like 1 in 5 million.

Basically, these fucks are killing or crippling tens of thousands of children for nothing. They deserve death and everyone knows it.

>>53331317
Yes.

Drop over lands. We probably just crab from here on.

>>53331140
Perhaps hives? Are they itchy

>>53331317
Man guck Genesis. Phil Collins sucks.

How does an obvious chink laundering front like HKD get away with pumping as hard as it does

>>53331140
>>53331319
Second for scabies

tell me this. why the fuck does the united states multi trillion dollar market follow a fucking trend line??
OOPS IT HIT THE MAGIC LINE, IT MUST GO DOWN NOW LOL
what is so special about this line?

>>53331347
>Hailey Bieber had a blood clot that moved to her brain
She got brain damage? Couldn't have been too much for the doctor to clean up.

>>53331359
>chinks

you answered your own question anon

>>53331347
Edit for relevance: this is why you short moderna: the news that vigilantes have tortured literally every MRNA employee to death in minecraft on camera could cause the stock to drop.

SGML
SQM
This is all you need

>>53331377
Because machines are dumb as fuck and can only operate on numbers.

>>53331377
>he thinks actual humans are trading these days
it's all fucking algos anon, they seek out those technicals

>>53331381

>>53331347
Jews thinks this is funny.

>>53331382
>short moderna
Why would you short the company that produced a vaccine that kept trillions of people from getting killed by the covid?

what LEAPS should I scoop if I anticipate ~actual~ recession by this summer? do i just stick to sqqq?

currently have TMF $9c 01/19/2024

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER IVE BEEN HIDING IN YOUR ASSHOLE

>>53331292
This is the weirdest bear cope that shows up here. It simultaneously excuses the fact that markets do actually make significant moves when there is quite literally no relevant information, and also totally ignores that on days like today the only remotely relevant information was that Powell caught a cold. It helps me remember that bears are reactionary faggots speculating against the success of the US economy, which has to be about the most obvious losing position in the last 100 years.

>>53331436
Damn so that's why I've been getting anal fissures.

>>53331256
Sounds like scabies. Google it.

>>53331319
>>53331370
Doesn't look like scabies
>>53331354
Could be, but it looks a lot more like small bites than hives. This has happened to me before though, though never this bad, which does make me think some kind of allergic reaction.
I just wish I knew if whatever it is could be contagious...

>>53331347
>Genetics

They admit it's the vaccine but the TDS lefties are not allowed to believe it is a gene therapy.

> reversal

HUH BOBROS?

>>53331140
Sorry about your uncle man...
Should still go to an urgent care for those bumps.
Don't lose hope anon, the Market always goes down for a bit, just don't sell and you haven't lost money.

>>53331421
I already explained it baggie. Once the halls of moderna look like picrel the stock price *could* fall a little.

>>53331347
Am I supposed to think it's just a coincidence that a married couple came down with neurological symptoms around the same time? They probably got fried by some designer drug but they have an entire press industry devoted to covering up for them.

>>53331446
Jerome is sick? I hope he feels better soon, but also that he has to publicly speak while looking run down so we can make more memes.

>>53331453
you never answered whether you took the jab because that is crucial information.

>>53331469
ALL WILL BE HEEMED

>>53331436
Well, step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt

>>53331471
Dang what movie is that?

>>53331446
He's not a Bobo, he's a seething SOXL baggie.
And there were news today, they said they're not done with the rape hikes.

Well, L'Oréal wants foreign fees, so sorry, France.
I'm now best friends with Unilever.

>>53331453
You got the clot shot. I'm sorry bro but it's over.

>>53331501
I need a plump yuro whore so badly.

LET'S FUCKING G-GOOO [rocket emoji][rocket emoji]

>>53331446
Well, as they say, past performance does not guarantee future performance.

Fwiw I think the USA is in the relative best global position, but only relative.

>>53331506

Silly mumu.

Too naive. Too dumb.

>>53331495
>And there were news today, they said they're not done with the rape hikes
Except that's about as far away from "news" as you can get after an entire fucking year of telegraphing

>>53331377
It's such a self fulfilling prophecy, to the point of being completely absurd. UH OH HERE COMES 389 THERE'S SIMPLY NOTHING STOPPING ME FROM SMASHING THAT SELL BUTTON

>>53331494
Pretty sure its some good old fashioned western organ harvesting at a large hospital in a major city.

Don't donate your organs. Do consider whether your physician has committed a capital crime.

>>53331471
What the hell is that video, literally hell on earth
>Is this real

>>53331532
Deaths from a car crash are covid so who fucking cares about that graph.

Oh, you lost ten thousand dollars?
COVID did that too.

STEP UP BIGOTS

>>53331552
>Data is wrong cuz I say so
>Except the data that proves my point

Okay.

>>53331538
and there it is, the "why is it dumping when JPow speaks, he's always saying the same thing" cope. The market is dumb, it doesn't believe the Fed, so when the Fed speaks for a short moment the market believes the Fed about 5% more than it did right before so it dumps a bit.

>>53331532
>only double+ and non-vaccinated shown (no singles)
>still counted as unvaccinated inside of 2 wees of jab
>most jab related reactions occur within 2 weeks
how to lie with stats.jpg

>>53331568
uh, yea, when your data is false and mine isnt then youre wrong.

>>53331566
NIGGA I DON'T NEED ANY MORE MURRAYS POMADE

>>53331571
They have been doing it for 3 years and everyone pretends to think its actual stats... its fucking crazy.

>>53331566
Only 15%? Why not 60%?

>>53331566
>More buck welfare
Best luxury brand stocks? Those are the only retail stores that don't get looted because they can afford to board up everything adequately.

>>53331551
Someone will say it's from the initial invastion, last year. Others will say it's from the Donbass area in ~2014 era.
Anyone with an IQ will tell you it's just a fake, taken from whatever source they deemed realistic enough.
>>53331560
>COVID did that too.
Did you hear? :(
JPow got COVID! :( :( :(
:'(
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE
>>53331569
JPow won't be speaking, anon...

well we broke the 200 day sma on shit/piss 500 but not for long
probably down from here
then fed meeting in "2 more weeks"(tm)
slow downward crab is back on the menu boyos

>>53331603
>>53331603
>60%
>3/5
Clever.

You guys worried about the US savings rate going from 30 to 0 % in two years at all?
Credit card debt growing linearly, what's the charge on that, 20% interest?

>>53331566
Time to short?

>>53331611
>JPow won't be speaking
Not what I said

>>53331622
that was the literal indicator that started the great depression...

SOON ANON, we are just about there.

Bros MCD is giving away free nugs today

>>53331628
Yeah...
I said he won't be speaking, as in he won't be speaking, going forward. Make sense?

>>53331603
Should be 30% to match the percentage of theft.

>>53331569
See, I thought bears have been saying that the market is forward looking this whole time, which seems odd when Big Money apparently gets caught off guard by headlines pertaining to information that they already had access to...

>>53331639
I'm not downloading your fucking app.

>>53331622
With inflation it isn't surprising, the consensus amoung normalfags is probably "my money is losing value" so they have to spend it on shit

>>53331636
>Yield curve: inverted
>Fed: hiking into inflation
>Savings: evaporating
>Public and corporate debt: at aths
Don't have to be a genius to see where this is going

>>53331639
>Bro, just wait in line for 45 minutes for some free goyslop!
Do people not have any shame?

>>53331622
you remember how real estate boomed? see people used their savings to make that boom
cars as well, and luxury chinese made Italian handbags and crypto and stocks

>>53331655
Sorry, no nuggets for dirty fucking Jews baggot.

>>53331639
w-what the fuq

>>53331669
Took you this long to realize that they really don't?

>>53331692
I had my doubts.

We will never go above 410 or below 350 again for the next 40 years

>>53331667
>Muh yield curve
Shit indicator, didn't matter in 2021 and it doesn't matter now either
>Hiking into inflation
The inflation is literally trending down but okay ignore what you want
>Muh savings rate
Weird it's almost as if there's a paradigm shift occurring where people hold less cash and then
>Take on debt
hmmmmm

>>53331700
The cheapest possible doughnut they could give away

>>53331705
Good, means Santa got my letter.

>>53331705
Based

>>53331705
>CRAB-17 IS FULLY ACTIVATED

bros... how did he know..

>>53331705
Imagine... the stock market would turn into a mechanism to transfer money from people who don't get it to people who know how to swing.

I get nervous when tlt and spy move in opposite directions.

>>53331723
>Bogdanoffs are long dead
>They now have nine captains you must defeat in order to profit

>>53331705

>>53331749
Holy shit it's like Hollywood slut Dark Souls.

>he didn't buy NEON

>>53331152
Awfully sus. Almost like reverse psychology. Almost like there is a downturn and they want to say it to your face but pretend their larping

Its so tiresome I just want to get rich and move to passive investing where I cant be so easily scammed

>>53331788
you're in the wrong place for that bullshit shilling of tickers nobody cares about
git gone boy
come back when you have some opinions on that one anon's skin infection (scabies 99%)

>Microsoft is laying off 10,000 people today, including in its gaming divisions such as Xbox and Bethesda. This mass layoff arrives exactly one year after Microsoft announced plans to purchase Activision Blizzard for $69 billion
GAMERS, GET DOWN

>>53331749
Legends tell of a queen. The one whom the Bogs seeded.

>>53331709
>The inflation is literally trending down
Look up three wave inflation in the 70s, nigger

>>53331788
>NEON
Only a Dodge Neon. Fuck noble gasses.

>one SOXL please

>>53331639
you know who you can thank for that?
Ray Dalio
Dalio gave McDonald's the ability to buy future "chicken" and hedge their business, where they were able to finally produce chicken nuggets reliably
https://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-mcnugget-launch-was-masterminded-by-bridgewater-ray-dalio-2018-4
https://archive.. ph/TqHZk

>>53331817
>Bethesda
Holy shit has anyone checked on Todd???

>>53331152
Now the reverse
>blackrock reveals that interest rates don't cause recessions
You heard him Jerome, 1000% interest pls. I want a safe 10x return from my savings account every year

>prologis
>industrial reit
>largest reit in the world
>3% of all global gdp goes through them
>despite the economic bullshit their FFO increased 10%
Reits holding strong

>>53331817
Bethesda somehow gets all the resources and budget and time in the world and hasn't made a truly great game since Fallout 3

>>53331820
>P/E -34
yeah seems like a sound investment
i'm guessing it's the stupid nigger that tries to get /smg/ to buy his penny stock pump and dumps
then acts like a little bitch when someone calls him out about it

>>53331838
Todd doesn't care. He's convinced idiots to buy the same game 12 different times.

>>53331817
>10k
Thats a lot of people...

>>53331853
Kek i will never understand those skyrim fanboys. Why are you buying the same game over and over!? Wew imagine being able to get people to buy the same video game over and over just because of small changes

>>53331828
>Bottom right melting down with green candles in background
Dumb she-bobo

Build Back Better

>>53331828
lol at stable diffusion unable to do hands.

>>53331849
I've tried playing fallout 4 like a dozen times and it's such a bad game I can't even force myself to play through it.

>>53331882
More common than you think, b.

A new coin buyer,
Approaches the store,
He's fresh from Reddit,
Seeking riches galore.

All through the shop,
Are spread gleaming wares,
Marked with eagles and lions,
Fierce tigers and bears.

Symbols of Liberty,
The pride of a nation,
Long dead kings and queens,
Who still guard 'gainst inflation.

A decision is made--
He's looked through them all--
"I'll take the ones,
With the gay concert hall!"

As the total's rung up,
The seller looks smug,
Perhaps he should stock,
Silver gags and butt-plugs.

Just a few weeks later,
It's all over the news,
Silver spot has hit $40,
There's no time to lose.

"I must gather my silver,
It's time to vacation!
Or perhaps profit should go towards,
My AIDS medication."

At the coin store, however,
He'll face a surprise,
The owner's selective,
Of the coins that he buys.

"The spot price? Oh, no sir,
I'm sorry, you see:
If I'm to touch your Weiners,
There's a sizable fee."

Converted to fiat,
And spent in a day,
The impulsive consoomer,
Goes along on his way.

A year or two later,
When shit hits the fan,
He's destitute now,
Living out of a van.

He sucks cock for a living
And he does it with glee--
He's paid in silver,
But would do it for free.

How is a guy suppose to get to that $200k salary that every women wants at the bare minimum?!?!?!?!

I’m getting burnt out from the hustle/grind.

>>53331895
I bought Eldin Ring a couple weeks back and maybe I ought to play it more.

>>53331903
Unironically get an east Asian trade wife. Western women arw trash

>>53331152
It's obvious, JP just doesn't want another covid circa March 2020 tier crash

>>53331921
>Get an East Asian wife because you're concerned about the unreal financial/material expectations of Western women
Anon, I...

>>53331152
This might be true if the White House unemployment numbers are faked. Fed said they'd hike until 2% inflation or unemployment rises.

>>53331903
>struggling to bank $800/day
>for broads
The fact that you're having a hard time is your subconscious telling you them whores ain't with it.
If you were trying to get money to upgrade to a boat with a fireplace or some other noble pursuit it'd be easy.

>>53331749

Is Jerome going to die?

>>53331566
Despite making up 15% of shelf space those products make up 51% of returns.

>>53331712
When I went to Dunkin on Veterans Day they only gave me a glazed donut AND they carded me. I don’t usually take advantage of Veterans Day freebies but I wanted a quick snack

Bobros , i recommend to take profits.
I have a bad feeling

>>53331997

>>53331980
>unemployment rises.
Market has yet to do this and are getting beat down... Its going to get spicy when they come.

>>53331815
Hate to break it to you, but this whole general is anons shilling their bullshit ideas. What do you think SIGA was? You think people are here to watch you repost the same exact meme every single thread like a robot?
I am perhaps one of the rare exceptions.
I don't really care if you buy. I'm just taking a quick post-mortem victory lap to laugh at those that ignored me again. kek.

>>53331852
>P/E
Lmao. It's an event driven play. They have an active lawsuit that touches every single smartphone. Judge just reconfirmed patent validity against google.
There's a few months of noise until the next key date though.

>>53332001
did they even thank you for your service?

>>53331980
>if the White House unemployment numbers are faked
They're China tier shit, labor participation peaked in the 2000s and hasn't recovered since

>>53331849
I know right? I tried playing Skyrim, and that game is such a piece of trash. I hope their Skyrim in space release is better than just some overhyped unfinished open world Starwars knock off.

>>53332014
Last report the white house got the data "wrong" by a shocking 1 million

>>53331980
If unemployment is 0, you tend to get wage inflation
If you raise interest rates you get a cash crunch, and you should see companies rapidly cutting costs and deleveraging.
Anyhow, the most rapid way to reduce inflation should be to cause a recession, since less money = less demand, and less demand = lower prices
Also recession = unemployment up
Also reverse wealth effect should equal less demand, should equal recession or at least lower growth

>>53332039
No as in the white house admitted they missed a fucking million instead of the 10,000 they claimed

>>53331996
https://asianews.network/omicron-seasonal-flu-have-similar-mortality-rates-among-people-80-or-older/

And remember, Jerome's a sprightly 69 (his 70th birthday is on February 4th).

>According to the data, when the BA-5 omicron variant was spreading rapidly in July and August, 0.01% of infections developed into severe cases among people under 60 years old, compared to 0.26% of cases among people aged 60 to 79.

>Omicron’s mortality rate was essentially zero for people under 60 and 0.18% for those aged 60 to 79, putting it very close to the seasonal flu’s mortality rate of 0.01% for people under 60 and 0.19% for those aged 60 to 79.

>>53332049
I cant think of a stat they are not playing that game with.

The one you are referencing, wasn't that the one where they missed an entire decimal place?

what the fuck am i supposed to buy in this market? oil? solar? semiconductors? defense? biopharma pennystocks? TSLA puts?

>>53332055
Anyhow my point is that the most logical way that rate hikes reduce inflation would be by causing recessions, so I think they know what they're doing and Blackrock is right. They know perfectly well how Volcker solved inflation.

>>53331996
Buy the rumor, sell the news

Jerome Powell Crashed the markets again by getting covid. This market will recovery by the end of the week.

>>53332069
The reverse Cramer ETF come out yet?

>>53332063
They missed two, it was off by a factor of 100.

>>53331997
Nice

>>53332001
What's wrong with glazed? You some sorta sprinkles/cream filling homo?
>>53332046
Starfield is going to be amazing.

>>53332088
>This market will recovery by the end of the week.
Just like his Covid symptoms lmao.

>>53332016
>anons shilling their bullshit ideas. What do you think SIGA was?
SIGA was great. Now PRTY, PRTY was a bullshit idea.

>>53332063
That's me drinking the beer with the gas mask while holding the other beer.

>>53332094
lel

>>53332069
guns, ammo, food, silver & gold.

>>53332069
If you want to follow my stupid (and effective) strategy, you wait in cash when you dunno what do.

>SI $11.5 01/27 put
Is this shit gonna recover or am I fucked? Down 40% on it

>>53332089
>persona
He left out the part of the video where he's deepthroating his boyfriends dick

>>53332069
Weed and psilocybin (but not their stocks).

>>53332071
>Volcker solved inflation.
He was ordered to do what he did by Regan... You think anyone will have the balls to say there is a problem, have a plan, stick with it, and fix it?

>>53332119
His boyfriend is currently filming the META TikTok girl videos

>>53332093
lemon jelly filled masterrace

also shout out to my nigga peanut butter cream

>>53331997
and rope sales are made up 41% of the trans community

>>53332096
SIGA wasn't just a stock, it was a gay sex movement

Remember, opex on Friday. This is only the beginning.

>>53331446
How does that 20% loss feel?

>>53332090
out of fucking control corrupt.
>Corrupt
Diversity in our strength.

>>53332096
SIGA was objectively a horrible idea. Look at it right now. This outcome was obvious from the start.
A good trade though.

Just bought weed for the first time in 8 years, fuck me, things have changed! Buy bitfarms, brothers and faggots

>>53332001
thank you for your service anon. someone has to be out there exerting american dominance with violence and im glad its not me.

>>53332089
Inverse cramer hasn't heemed Wells Fago yet, motherfucker actually got one right for once

every single opex of last year was a literal nothing burger

>>53332140
>was
What's wild is it apparently hasn't been eradicated. NYC is still getting about a case a day because they are just that filthy and gay.

>>53332170
The idea was explicitly *not* to buy and hold it JEPI style, never was.

>>53332178
And every opex the year before was a somethingburger. We're not last year anymore.

>>53332174
Legalization has created weird feels. If I want to buy weed I do it when I'm getting groceries. The weed place is right next door to the grocery store. It's also owned and operated by the grocery store.

>>53331487
PUT ME IN YA BUTT

Damn, oil dune coons, get your shit together.

>>53332159
Totally fine since I'm just never selling and I'll be up 100% eventually while you faggot bears are still fighting over the scraps.

So how low are we going on the SPY next month? $350? $300? $225? I'm saying $165 is the bottom, and that's when I'll be switching from my puts and buying the call options..

>>53331566
It's like they're deliberately trying to create racial tensions.

Markets

>>53332248
2020 and all of Obummer's sponsored race riots solidified that.

Market is going down.

>>53332238
350 is the most realistic for now, I think the legitimate bottom is probably 320-330

>>53332238
why is that, baggot? youre a good person to inverse, you know??

>>53331566
>label them as black brands
>its easier to avoid them
Very based

>>53332198
I don't consider blatant pump and dumps as anything other than bullshit ideas. If you believe otherwise, there's now a /BBBYG/ general somewhere out there.
I'm not above profiting off them, however.

>>53332248
Looks like I'm going to have to dump all my LVMH and stop letting my gookfu shop at sephora, and shit.

>>53332276
The problem is that no one realizes the difference between a pump and dump and a long term hold. There are faggots unironcally holding onto GME and BBBY hoping it magically goes to the moon

>>53332271
Can't you read? I'm the Quasar. The Baggot is some pussy who probably killed himself from all you guys' cyber bullying.

>>53332276
"Bro, this patent case is gonna turn out a certain way!", "Sirs, positive clinical trial data tomorrow", and "Look at this short interest we can squeeze!" are PnDs.

"Here are some PTs based on a newly spreading pandemic that may be contained, spread to children, or become GRIDS 2.0" tied to a known drug, established revenue, and public case data is explicitly different. I honestly feel bad for anons who missed that so badly they didn't make money on the way up nor the way down.

>>53332309
Quasar, more like gaysar am I right?

XLU is really taking a beating
that's...bullish?

Whats the most degenerate high-risk/high-reward option I can buy?

>>53332275
The great thing about black brands is that they don’t have expiration dates on them. So you can just leave them to rot on the shelves forever with a picture of a black fist beside them.

>>53332337
Everyone is going off grid, defaulting on their electricity bills, or practicing their target practice on high voltage generators.

XLU PT: $2 EOY 2023

>>53332342
Any 0dte option, preferably with volume

If I had a job Id be making way more money, possibly. Or maybe its my fear of losing my money that is saving me. I go all-in with my savings on every trade.

>>53332342
Get some margin, load up on crypto miner puts or calls. The shorter and more OTM, the better.

>>53331532
Since most deaths from Covid are among older people, it's obvious most adverse reactions would be from older people as well. Because older people generally have comorbidities and autopsies aren't usually done, their deaths could be caused by the vax side effects without being documented.

>>53331566
The nice thing about all the displays at stores these days telling you something is "Black owned" is it makes it easy to know which products to avoid at a glance.

>>53332355
Ok maybe not the most, because I want a way out even if it means a 50% haircut, but not losing everything.

>>53332375
Did Yelp ever go through with tagging businesses as "minority-owned"?

>>53332370

If Jerome Powell Dies from Covid, markets will crash. The market doesn't like uncertainty and it certainly will overreact. just like today. Good opportunity to buy the dip.

>>53332375
I love that google now tells me what businesses are black owned.

>>53332384
Kek yes

>vix is only up 3.72%
also nvda is up 45% in 3 months

>>53332391
Especially since he's like the most hawkish FOMC member. And if he croaks, doesn't Lael Brainard (aka White Betty) take over?

>>53332407
>also nvda is up 45% in 3 months
Don't tell bears, they still think Nvidia only makes consumer GPUs

The mockery… The humiliation. They thought us dead, Bobros. Defeated. No, we rise again. Today marks the day of the golden bear run.

>>53332409
Well its a biden pick right? so 100% going to be some sheboon nigger.

He warned us
>>53330869

>>53332333
haha gottem!

>>53332426
Oh my god. Fed Chair Keisha Latawndra Washington III is going to kick off NIRP so "they credit card bills go down".

>>53332426
I wouldn't be surprised if the government finds a way to create super concentrated nigger to take over the role. Like it wouldn't even be a person, it would be a super dense nigger cube that just sits there fucking up everything possible simply through energy. That will be the next fed chair

>>53332309
>DJ Quasar is also /biz/raeli
Bruh when's your next mixtape coming out? Are you and Dubbi still beefing?

I hope the market goes to zero and that USA collapses in civil war

>>53332326
>"Bro, this patent case is gonna turn out a certain way!"
It did. It was the same case as against Samsung a month ago, so the outcome was obvious. You can certainly argue whether it should've already been priced in.
>"Sirs, positive clinical trial data tomorrow"
This is also legitimate news that effects the future value of a company.
>"Look at this short interest we can squeeze!"
Agreed these are blatant pump and dumps. Short squeezing is a real phenomenon, but the aftermath is that you still leave a bunch of bagholders of a company that's worth nowhere near the level it might spike to at the peak of the pump.


>"Here are some PTs based on a newly spreading pandemic that may be contained, spread to children, or become GRIDS 2.0" tied to a known drug, established revenue, and public case data is explicitly different. I honestly feel bad for anons who missed that so badly they didn't make money on the way up nor the way down.
Holy cope. That disease, which can no longer even be written on this board, was a blatant hype pump leaning on people's general pandemic fear in the wake of covid. It never had the right transmission dynamics or deadliness to pose serious danger.
It was easy money, but it was in fact a pump and dump.

Powell won't die from covid dumb niggers

>>53332401
It’s not the same as requiring them to identify themselves. We’ve a long way to go.

>>53332488
According to the media Covid has a 99% fatality rate so its over bro trust the science chud.

>>53331749
>the bog twins fathered many daughters over the centuries, but no sons. Or so the prophecy goes

>>53332488
Does he have the vaccine?

>>53332458
>nigger cube
lol
lmao even

>>53332488
I don't believe he tested positive and the tests are fake and gay anyways

lol

>>53332423

>>53332506
I don't think he wants to die.

>>53332506
Saline shot

>>53332505

>>53332472
It won't. I'll be there with my stack to go all in at $0.01 & save the day. Legends will speak of my never ending iceburg order as it sucks up all liquidity.

I bought a way-too-far out of the money put on netflix, what are the chances I make money on IV run-up tomorrow

>>53332463
wtf? I don't listen to hip-hop. You must have me confused with some one else.

>>53332483
The first three examples are because you don't actually know what a judge will think, how a clinical trial will end, or when a short squeeze will trigger until bots and better informed insiders beat you to the punch. Then shills come in with price action, a justification, and no sign of when the dump comes.

>which can no longer even be written on this board
Ah so you really are misinformed. "M*nkeypox" was banned months before SIGA became a thing and had nothing to do with the outbreak.

>was a blatant hype pump leaning on people's general pandemic fear in the wake of covid.
There were approximately 2 70 IQ schizos who blindly bought and said "ah, pandemic, it's the next MRNA! I'll sell my SIGA at 400. See you guys next year!" Their dumb asses losing money is on them, not /smg/.

> It never had the right transmission dynamics or deadliness to pose serious danger.
It absolutely had that chance until we could assess spread outside The Gays (to kids and animals, sustainably), whether reinfections were happening, and whether the BVNRY vaccines were working.

I’m down 39%. Anyone else as bad or worse?

>>53332542
how far is way too far? They're probably going to move another 15-20 percent to the downside.

Inflation for coffee and women is getting out of hand.

>>53332578
All-time or, like, today?

>>53332557
We know you have yellow fever. This is what you listen to exclusively
https://youtu.be/pQjAhTzsaIU

>>53332524
>>53332528
>Mmmh the elites got a fake one
>Every major health organization is wrong, but my sources from /pol/ are accurate
>The ultimate goal of the vaccine was ??? Something bad tho also joos

The absolute state of Anti-vaxxers.

>>53332585
onlythots has so much saturation the thots are serving coffee try and seek out simps

>>53332599
Covid was a test run for the actual planned depopulation event.

>>53332591
Today

>>53332573
I thought siga was a PnD, but I just had a thought now I’m really wondering if gay sex pox were a test run on faggots to see if siga would actually be effective against smallpox since they were probably scared of putler releasing it and used fags as a test run since they know they cannot go without gay sex even if it means infecting themselves with disease to spread it like aids

>>53332616
Well I hope you learned a little bit about risk management.

The statue of the little girl was removed from in front of the bull.
>/biz/ will defend this

>>53332618
We already have a smallpox vaccine

>>53332618
Not the craziest theory out there. But it does assume the government is capable of thinking ahead.

>>53332628
Yeah, some anon stole her.

WTFWT

>>53332578
I'm down 0.86% today and down 44% all-time after clawing my way back up from being down 70% for a week or two. Keeping track of my net worth has helped me stop freaking out about unrealized losses.

>>53332616
Why are you gambling, one, and why are you fighting the Fed, fool?

>>53332573
>There were approximately 2 70 IQ schizos who blindly bought and said "ah, pandemic, it's the next MRNA! I'll sell my SIGA at 400. See you guys next year!" Their dumb asses losing money is on them, not /smg/.
You are a true master of doublethink, simultaneously acknowledging that it was a pump and dump, while still holding out some strange belief that it was something more than that.
You believe that others correctly making predictions about any future data is pure luck (and therefore their intent is to pump), while your own apparent incorrect expectations about the future spread of mankeypox were pure skill and wisdom.

Laughable.

>>53332628
Moved her because she got blacked. All clear for mumu now.

>>53332628
It's being replaced with this

>>53332660
The phrase "pump and dump" means something, and you're diluting its meaning.

>>53332637
The vaxx was proven ineffective but the pills killed it spread dead in its tracks, remember siga cratered when the cdc went with the vaxx over the pill?

>>53332643
The debt ceiling and interest rates and going to be high for a long time. The you mean “what”?
We toll you, you stupi’ fuck. But you diday wanna lissen. Look at you know.

>>53332599
Time will make fools of us all.

>>53332670
That was because SIGA were to stubborn to bribe the FDA

>>53332670
Other way around. I don't think SIGA even recruited a fraction of the patients they needed for their formal mpox-specific clinical trials because a couple weeks after everyone got vaccinated, cases plunged.

Finally dow jones is dumping, this is gud

Telsa going up still

Natty gas 3 bucks! Exact opposite happened what everyne told before the winter. Ruskies losing their economy fast too with that kind of prices

I owe 20k on my truck, Im really tempted to sell off most of my stock and what I have left in crypto to knock off about 15k and put me in position to finish paying it off in a few months.
What would some of you do?

>>53332668
>you're diluting its meaning.
This means a lot coming from the person who thinks individual posts with well reasoned predictions are pumping, and not dumb graphics of dancing monkeys spammed relentlessly.

>>53332579
'bout a hundred dollars

>>53332716
Rate terms?

>>53332716
What interest rate is your loan? How'd your stock and crypto portfolio perform last year, in percentage terms?

>>53332628
why isn't there a bobo statue in front of mumu

>>53332628
Wasn't it moved ages ago? To the front of the main NYSE building I think. Part of some "women on wallstreet" campaign.

My stupid robot vacuum keeps driving back and forth

>>53332727
>>53332728
4.99%

Someone bake

>>53332730
One day soon
>>53332736
It’s also recording everything you do and your house

>>53332722
>Nooo, you can't have funny memes about stock plays!

>>53332709
Gas futures are still 4x what they were 2 years ago.

Hard assets are the future

>>53332755
No mine is one of the extremely dumb ones. It navigates by crashing into walls

>>53332599
>Every major health organization is wrong
True. They all insisted it was safe for the general public to be taking a totally new type of drug never before approved for human usage less than two years after it was invented. Modern medicine has no credibility.

>>53332749
So one way to think about debt is if inflation over the past year was 7%, you effectively made 2% of 20k by *not* paying it off.

>>53332730
The Frankfurt stock exchange has both.

>>53332736
My Xiaomi S5 werks fine. Feels good to have robots slaves doing my work.

>>53332755
I honestly don't give a shit if they see my fapping sessions. Nothing interesting other than that happens in my flat.

>>53332749
4.9% isn't significantly much, but might be worth doing to reduce your headache. Market is rejecting 400 pretty reliably so far and the future is extremely uncertain.

>>53332613
The ABSOLUTE state of Antivaxxers.

Don't blame Chinese neglecgance, no, assume it was part of an organized plan.
Bruh the Government can't even remember how to collect the taxes it demands right, how on earth would a coordinated mass event like this be controlled?
The chinese let something out and then people suppressed that on the basis of not wanting to lose trade licenses, Organizations scrambled to make vaccines as quickly as possible in order to normalize things, Russia was first with a terrible Vaccine that barely worked (Sputnik V) and then started a misinformation campaign to try and undermine competitors, spiraling into the modern antivaxx movement.
Also most of the clotting suspicions are due to the AstraZenica/Oxford vaccine, which isn't even FDA approved and was made by Britain.

>>53332775
this but unironically

>>53332599
All those are unironically true

>>53332781
Just plop a statue of absolute hank the tank down in front of the Wall Street bull
>>53332788
What’s the pay,ent and how many months left(term)?

>>53332757
You seem to think I'm mad. I made money off your dumb pump lol.
I'm just laughing at the cognitive dissonance coming out of your posts.

>>53332796
It's not the government, it's the WEF and billionaires running the show. And they are very good at what they do.

>>53332818

>>53332636
>>53332636
>>53332636
Get in loosers.

>>53332599
>Every major health organization is wrong

Where.Have.You.Been?

I bet my secret stock pick this guy hated the pharma compinies until COVID VAX was the answer to Trump and all those "tewowists"

>>53332823
Your argument is like saying "SPY is a pump and dump because it went up, then went *down*!"

At best it's completely meaningless. And, at worst, people take it seriously then expect, like, $100 SPY or $1 SIGA.

>>53332628
>women standing in the way of economic progress

You don’t say

>>53332856
All this comparison tells me is that you truly believed that SIGA, at some point, was legitimately going to make a fuckload of money and pay you out.
And that's fine, but from my perspective you're an absolute clown of a trader if you're serious about that.

>>53332853
No I was a trump voter back in 2016 and I still hate Pharma companies, but I also work in healthcare, as does my direct family. It was droves of Antivaxxers that clogged our local hospitals and made it to where anyone who needed any other form of treatment couldn't get it, and why loads of the elderly were dying in my area. I was sickened by how many people would need a ventilator and just be like "But I thought it was just a flu!" While taking up valuable bed space. Overtime still couldn't fill all the spaces needed, nurses stretched to deal with too many patients, leading to many quitting, leading to even MORE shortages in staff that we are STILL dealing with.

So I'm biased against antivaxxers because their conspiracies ended up leading to literal perventable deaths in their workplace. Facebook boomers spreading misinfo ended up clogging my hospitals and all the local ones too. I'm still right leaning, still hate big government, and maybe I would even have fallen for it all too had I not seen this firsthand, but since I have, I'm sick of it.

Of course, you'll probably write me and every other doctor off as a fed or a jew or whatever.

>>53332946
I knew the revenue projections would drive it to the $20 range if it remained endemic among fags and would revert to $7-$9 if it didn't. Guess what happened?

>>53333028
Ok, so you're a clown. Glad that's settled.

>>53333053
A clown who made six figures off it? Yeah. Whatever term helps you sleep at night.

>>53333068
With every post you beclown yourself further. Lmao.

>>53331903
Get game. Get pussy. Money is a cope.