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>>57324589
When my thesis plays out. Perhaps a measured move, or a buyout, or clinical trial results, or a court/SEC ruling.

Or sometimes, and these are my favorite sell points, when a nigger or woman talks about the investment.

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>>57235369
>it doesn't matter what I say
You'd be surprised. Sometimes just a couple analysts even call in to those things and, if nothing else, you'll get an answer from management as to why they're not splitting up. Best case you plant the seed in their minds and spend half an hour to get double digit returns.

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>>56737623
Used by ultracoomers to generate porn, then is updated to censor ultracoomer porn, then is subverted by ultracoomers to generate more porn.

Basically porn.

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>>55388572
Remember that in markets you make money off other people figuring things out. Which means you want to short any Ukrainian equities or bonds that are currently enjoying a hopium rally.

Just look around at all the people going "ha ha, Putin's finished. The war's over!" Bro, the frontline troops don't give two fucks whether Shoigu or Prigozhin are thrown in jail. And this time next month you'll have Russia ruled by either Putin or someone who will want to establish their legitimacy by leveling Kiev.

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>>55069201
>>55069178
Yellen guarantees all debt up through May, but not anything June 1st or later. Realistically, the June 1st stuff will get paid (we're not going to zero out bondholders) and even in the worst case scenario you'll maybe be a day late getting paid back on your t-bills.

That said, the people managing billion dollar money market funds literally cannot touch those June bills. Because that's risking even a 0.0001% chance of "default" where they must mark the bill as worth $0. That'd force their MMF shares to be worth less than $1 and cause a financial apocalypse known as (this is a real term) "breaking the buck".

So if you plan on holding cash over the next few weeks, you can get literally free bonus yield by manually taking on that oh-so-scary default risk and buying the spicy 5-6% t-bills.

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>>54827606
They currently have like $70b cash on hand, enough to cover a few more collapses, with the ability to tap/levy fees against JP Morgan's fortress balance sheet. And that's before talking about yoinking money from Yellen's checking account, much less Fed intervention.

I could see at the very worst you have like 5 FRC/SVB size banks all fail over the weekend, plus anon's (by sheer dumb luck), then the FDIC has some too-big-to-fail banks pitch in billions of dollars and Congress rushes through a bipartisan bill over the weekend that raises the debt limit by a quarter trillion with instructions to yeet it over to the FDIC.

Markets would shit bricks (and anon should focus on trading that chaos) but on Monday his little $5k account will be functioning the same as it did Friday while maybe some local business's $500k account only has $100k restored until Tuesday.

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>>25212217
>>25212375
No prob. It's worth keeping in mind the steelman argument - mainly driven by the bleeding heart libs at the Census.

But while the Pulse survey (https://www.census.gov/data-tools/demo/hhp/#/?measures=EVR)) is what gives the scary "40 to 50% of people at risk of foreclosure!1!!", you need to disentangle two things.

First, the usual definition stretching ("somewhat likely", "in the next two months", and, most importantly, "in households not current on rent or mortgage") and run-of-the-mill irresponsibility (basically subtract out the percentage of people who don't also report loss of household income).

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>>23693907
How the FUCK can I trade corn futures?

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>>19652761
>what do you call this?
pic related

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>Fed Chair Jerome Powell said he was "not even thinking about thinking about raising rates". Instead, he emphasised recovery would be a long road and that policy would have to be proactive with rates near zero out to 2022.
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/asia-stock-rush-pauses-bonds-rally-on-sober-fed-2198593

absolutely based

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>Your company
>How many weeks of inventory it has on hand
>What you've heard from your Chinese suppliers

Let's get some insider information flowing, /biz/.

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>>16190613
Well you can presumably multitask right?

I mean suck off one dick, jerk off two more, and take another up the ass.

That should, what? Triple or quadruple your hourly rate?

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>>16133237
Any office work. I play around with spreadsheets mostly.

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What will happen first: Dow 30,000 or Bitcoin $30,000?

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>>12113062
I know you and OP have got ready made excuses for your failures, but this is /biz/. Get your shit together or go be poor somewhere else.

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>>10921538
Just to explain to everyone not in-the-know, business jargon is politeness. Compare each line to a likely honest alternative.

>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
"Stop going off on tangents, sperg."

>I added Brian's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
"You gaggle of fuckups couldn't learn to be useful if you had six months and a brain."

>We can touch base during tomorrow's standup, give you some time to get the lay of the land
"I'm tired of talking to your stupid asses, repeating the same shit over and over."

>I want to highlite our value add and show that this is a win-win
"You can be unliked or appear useless. Right now, nobody likes your asses and I don't want to have to drop the headcount I brag about managing on my LinkedIn profile."

>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
"You fucks are fucking up. Do you at least have adult supervision?"

>Carl is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
"Carl is going to do actual work. Stop inviting him to your fantasy football drafts during work hours."

>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPIs
"Don't fuck around on this."

>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
"Management is already planning to fire at least half your asses. Here's how we can keep the other half busy and employed."

>Let's take that offline, ping me when you know you'll be available
"Stop going off on tangents, megasperg."

>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed
"Stop working off on tangents. Any thought or effort you've put into this garbage is completely useless."

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>>10585694
>>10586552
You do have a side business pulling in $55k in 2018, right?

https://investor.vanguard.com/what-we-offer/small-business/individual-401k

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