/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17587151]

exercise edition

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>>17584485

[Anonymous No.17587161]

We're gonna dump lads

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17587162]

[Anonymous No.17587169]

>bought calls yesterday morning

[Anonymous No.17587174]

Wait until about 6-630 EST to make a judgement on if we are going to dump or not. Seemingly most traders start then and the market can change dramatically. It's still too early.

[Anonymous No.17587181]

>>17587161
didn't we already dump though?

>>17587162
the only thing that keeps me from feeling like that about my life is having a nice job that pays pretty well
maybe it is slave mentality I dunno

[Anonymous No.17587194]

>>17587151
>The belly of the dragon will drip water

Viral pnuemonia outbreak drowns people in lung butter and fever

>The bear will leave his cave forever

You figure it out when this bond dragon takes off and the waterfall starts.

[Anonymous No.17587198]

the bear is so cute

[Anonymous No.17587206]

YOU DIDNT LISTEN

10 YEAR UNDER 1%

[Anonymous No.17587217]

>>17587169
>didn’t sell the bell
Why do people do this to themselves? Do you really enjoy being up all night worried if you’ll be able to take a profit

[Anonymous No.17587219]

>>17587169
Fed pump isn't over so have fun.

[Anonymous No.17587235]

Every day my account says -3 or -4% but its value stays the same. Even brokers don't know whats going on.

[Anonymous No.17587243]

futures are red, should I be worried? I was expecting a boom

[Anonymous No.17587260]

>>17587243
Sell everything. It’s game over. A piece of paper trash caught corona and is spreading it everywhere. The news isn’t reporting it cuz it’s a conspiracy!

[Anonymous No.17587264]

Under everyone here commenting on the fed pump yet we have failed for multiple days now to break above the piercing candle fakout on the day the fed announced an emergency cut.

This candle failure so fast,so pitiful of an attempt took about five minutes to break down and lead to the selloff,and here we are again,at the same level failing,only this time with 10 year yields even lower.

[Anonymous No.17587266]

>>17587243
Why on earth did you expect a boom during a developing viral epidemic

[Anonymous No.17587267]

I don't get it, you guys are so retarded, did you actually think it was going to go up and stay that way and everything was going to go back to normal just because biden is a few presidency points ahead of bernie?

[Anonymous No.17587270]

Frens, we are absolutely fucked. So many old fuckers are going to die. I looked up “death stocks” all of them are up and lots of insider buys on all of the stocks.

[Anonymous No.17587271]

>>17587243
Futures don't mean shit in this market. Also, why the fuck you expecting a boom? We're about to fucking crash and burn dude. Friday is going to be a massive dump, way too risky to hold anything over the weekend when corona is about to explode in the US. I keep telling you retards that Seattle is essentially shut down, don't listen to whatever bullshit the media is slinging.Same thing is going to happen in all the other big cities.

[Anonymous No.17587281]

>>17587235
The broker weirdness over the last week is definitely a strong bear signal. Something is fishy with the liquidity at several retail brokers.

[Anonymous No.17587292]

>>17587266
>>17587271
then what was yesterday all about? green across the board

[Anonymous No.17587297]

>>17587106
>>17587271
The software companies might even be more productive with a home office break.
They spend way too much time in meetings that should have been an email.

[Anonymous No.17587307]

>>17587292
Nothing goes up or down in a straight line. After a 10% drop, a little rally is expected.
This is going to be a pandemic that will fuel the pop of this retarded bubble market

[Anonymous No.17587308]

>>17587292
Just niggers born without arseholes

[Anonymous No.17587309]

>>17587292
Last week we had +2% green futures and had a -5% day. This is the most volatile market in a decade, nobody knows what the fuck is going to happen, but we are probably heading down.

>>17587297
Generally productivity goes down when people work from home. Thats why I prefer to work at the office. Plus its way easier to get peoples attention and collaborate when they are sitting nearby.

[Anonymous No.17587316]

can someone explain the correlation between futures and how it might be predictive for how the day pans out

[Anonymous No.17587326]

>>17587308
>>17587307
/smg/ was singing a very different tune yesterday, I am hodling for now, Trump and the Fed will fix it
he can't afford a crash, it would mean the end of his presidency

[Anonymous No.17587328]

>>17587316
they tell you the future

[Anonymous No.17587343]

what's this pattern called again?
i feel like we should call it the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[Anonymous No.17587350]

[Anonymous No.17587364]

>>17587326
Presidents get reelected in crises

[Anonymous No.17587366]

Trying to understand options assignment
Person A: writes options, then sells
B: buys, sells
C: buys, sells
....
Y: buys, sells
Z: buys and exersices ITM

Who gets assigned?

[Anonymous No.17587374]

>>17587309
>Generally productivity goes down when people work from home.
source?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiUyyZPIHyY&feature=emb_logo

>Plus its way easier to get peoples attention
That's a net negative with work that requires focus for long periods of time.

[Anonymous No.17587381]

>>17587316
Right now, they don't mean shit. Normally you could expect green futures = green open. Not anymore.

[Anonymous No.17587392]

>>17587326
How can they fix it? They will force people to work? They will tell the virus to go away? The only solution is printing money and going in the hyperinflation highway, or something else which I'm not aware of

[Anonymous No.17587400]

>>17587292
Biden, or better Bernie not winning big super Tuesday, plus leftover pump from the fed.

[Anonymous No.17587407]

$20k bet, rolling with a post here.
even bear
odds bull

[Anonymous No.17587413]

>>17587326
Not necessarily. This could be a great excuse to let the market pop like it was gonna anyway. China would be blamed.

[Anonymous No.17587417]

>>17587366
all the intermediaries are out of the picture, only person A and person Z are involved in the contract at the time of expiry.
So the original option writer (A) is the one who is assigned to fill the contract

[Anonymous No.17587425]

>>17587417
*at the time of exercise

[Anonymous No.17587426]

>>17587400
>>17587392
in a few minutes DAX is open, and then we'll see

[Anonymous No.17587430]

WAT THE HECKIES?!
Why didn’t you bastards tell me the company TMO just bought makes coronavirus test kits?
>>17587157
You charted the notes and not the yield? Why? Who the hell does it that way? What’s wrong with you?!

Anyhow yes I bought the pump it was a fomo panic buy and I’m super embarrassed but that’s not even the worst part... the worst part is pic related

>>17587106
Shit. Would’ve thought those would be in the bay. That is Bretty big.

>>17587073
>dividend ETFs or growth ETFs
For me, it’s dividend growth ETFs.

[Anonymous No.17587435]

>>17587413
I refuse to believe Trump would allow the market to pop in his first term, not if there was anything at all he can do about it

[Anonymous No.17587457]

>>17587364
If that's the case letting the corona virus get big and he comes in to tell everyone a plan to save them might be what the market needed.

[Anonymous No.17587466]

>>17587435
Uhhh I’m not sure he’s as competant as you seem to think he is. I’m long and getting longer but... I think trump is kind of a fuck up and is fucking this up. He’s just really really good at managing perceptions and controlling/pandering to his base.

[Anonymous No.17587470]

>>17587426
Anyone delusional enough to be bullish is simply beyond my reasoning. We're at best crabbing down another 5%, that is the absolute ideal scenario. More likely, we lose 10% next week. I don't understand how people don't realize how much downside still exists in the market. AAPL, one of the first to come out and say this going to make us miss our numbers for next quarter and potentially the entire year, and it's still up over $100 for the year. There are 0 fundamentals left in the valuation, the market will eventually rationalize and it gon be bad.

[Anonymous No.17587509]

The best thing about the volatile crab is all the people trading on TA will follow moving averages downwards without realizing they're in a bear market. Sad!

[Anonymous No.17587514]

>>17587470
That's how it is when you're in the bubble territory, most people are delusional. Exactly the way it was in the BTC bubble

[Anonymous No.17587554]

>>17587470
I think it’s more about quality and TINA. Apple is not going anywhere now, especially now that it’s a company of major importance to the two biggest economies in the world, ChiMerica. Apple is a company you can stick your money in and count on it not going out of business, and likely growing. You cant put it in a cd, bonds have shit yield. So you buy what you know, what you use every day.

You know who was buying Apple hand over fist when it dipped? I bet Tim Apple himself was doing big buybacks.

>I/we have no position in Apple outside of VTSAX and VIG, if it’s even in VIG

[Anonymous No.17587556]

>>17587194
Do you not know how to take a screenshot?

[Anonymous No.17587564]

>>17587326
>president can force people to go to work, make cargo ships arrive faster, and cure unknown diseases
Anyone how just stops and thinks for a second can easily realize: President can't do shit and its not his fault. How he handles after the cards have fallen is the real test. My guess is he will give tax incentives for stock investing (economy) and health insurance (healthcare). We will certainly hear his plans soon though.

[Anonymous No.17587575]

>>17587509
Not how ta works.

[Anonymous No.17587581]

>>17587407
Might be a ripperoni there bud.

>>17587466
This. I think he may be willing to get QE a little out of control just so he can secure a second election.

>>17587470
Covered puts before earnings.

[Anonymous No.17587583]

>>17587366
You seem to be confused between writing a option and selling a option. The person who writes the option is responsible if the owner of that option wants to exercise. Everyone else is just trading the contract like a hot potato until the expire data. You should go to investopedia and look this shit up.

[Anonymous No.17587592]

guys....

[Anonymous No.17587599]

>>17587554
it's all about TINA at this point
TINA is everywhere, TINA is everything

[Anonymous No.17587605]

>>17587556
No im new to technology

[Anonymous No.17587609]

>>17587605
OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17587619]

>>17587564
Kek not health insurance but there is talk of them covering coronavirus treatment. But Barons says... well See pic related

>>17587599
Tina is my private dancer, dancing for money, does what I want her to do!

>>17587575
God I want to gob this girl so bad but guild girl is the best.

[Anonymous No.17587625]

>>17587181
Fuck You
I want a nice job that pays well
The only thing that’s make it better is a fat 401k company match and maybe discounted company stock

[Anonymous No.17587653]

I wonder what kind of derivatives DB is holding on their balance sheet.

[Anonymous No.17587662]

Futures crashing


AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17587667]

>>17587619
>I want to gob this girl so bad
is this some hot new zoomer slang that I've never heard before?

>>17587625
if it makes you feel any better, my base salary isn't that high... still just below 6 figures.
AND I had to put pinto beans in my white chicken chili just now (instead of garbanzo beans, because I bought the wrong kind of beans at the grocery store).
So my chili is going to be at least 15% below optimal in terms of deliciousness. There are some things that money can't buy....

[Anonymous No.17587673]

I have elevated the head end of my bed four inches and am about to sleep at a slight downward angle. Supposed to be helpful for breathing. Feels odd laying like this but comfortable. I will provide breaking action news updates about the outcome tomorrow.

BALANCE YOUR HUMORS TO PREVEMT CORONA CHAN LUNG RAPE

[Anonymous No.17587679]

>>17587673
what if you slide off...
which direction(north/south/east/west) does your head point when you sleep?

[Anonymous No.17587682]

>futures

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

[Anonymous No.17587690]

IT'S TIME TO SET MY SPY PUTS

I SPY SPY PUTS

LET THE BLOOD FLOW! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

YES! LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!

[Anonymous No.17587699]

>>17587667
>is this some hot new zoomer slang that I've never heard before?
Maybe it's in the same vein as 'i fuck with...' meaning 'i like/enjoy'. Zoomer speak is weird and scary.

[Anonymous No.17587704]

>>17587673
>>17587679
I been doing that shit since I was a kid. helps with heartburn/ reflux. I haven't fallen off my bed in the 30 years I been doing it.

[Anonymous No.17587706]

wtf DAX is also down
I thought we were out of this wild ride

[Anonymous No.17587707]

>DAX falling
man I'm such a huge pussy for selling my puts yesterday for a loss. think I'm taking a break from trading.

[Anonymous No.17587711]

>>17587619
Yes, thats very likely, but I meant as a new federal policy. Instead of Obamacare garbage, just have a federal program to support private health insurance. In fact, maybe the government should just pay you for going to the doctor for a check up once a year. Imagine if you go to your doctor for a standard check up, paid for by your insurance, then the left over is paid by the government, and they give you a $100 tax credit for doing the check up. Really, anything to get people active about their health could save billions. Not just straight up paying for whatever bullshit they complain about.

[Anonymous No.17587720]

>>17587679
I will not slide off. It is gentle slope. Head is oriented northerly.

[Anonymous No.17587735]

>>17587690
$250 06MAR are reallllyy cheap RN

[Anonymous No.17587743]

>>17587720
>>17587704

maybe I will try it sometime later in the month.
next time I change my bedsheets, perhaps

but I use the wall next to my bed to lean against, so tilting my bed up would add a gap that my pillows would fall into...

[Anonymous No.17587747]

>>17587435
I don't either. But it may be out of his control. Monetary policy can only have so much of an affect on problems not related to monetary policy.

[Anonymous No.17587759]

Man guys, I really need to generate more cash for options trading. This market would have been an easy 60-70 grand minimum probably.

[Anonymous No.17587766]

>>17587759
generate cash by options trading then

[Anonymous No.17587773]

All europe going down. Futures for USA not looking good
happening?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17587777]

please no more crashing.

[Anonymous No.17587781]

>>17587470
I honestly don't understand why people don't get it. Not even saying shit will get bad, just that it might so it's prudent to manage your risk. Are we 1000 iq ubermensche or something?

[Anonymous No.17587790]

>>17587777
CHECKED
BULL FOREVER

[Anonymous No.17587816]

>>17587777
>tripfag
opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.17587823]

>>17587711
Look there’s a lot of cool things we could do with healthcare to make it cheaper and have people live longer, healthier happier lived. I would bet against us doing any of it.

Not sure why people loathe the affordable care act so much but whatever. If you ask me, the idea of having your healthcare tied to your employment is ludicrous, and really fucks up hiring incentives. It makes hiring people less appealing, and it makes negotiating for a higher salary or leaving your job for a different job much more difficult. It’s just weird. I don’t know if any other countries have that model.

>>17587781
DIX
S&P OSCILLATOR
FEAR & GREED INDEX
BULLISH BREADTH
WE SHALL SEE

[Anonymous No.17587831]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

TIME TO PUT CARNIVAL

PUT ALL THE TRAVEL AHAHAHHA

DESTROY IT ALL

[Anonymous No.17587859]

>>17587823
Health care isn't actually tied to employment, its just used as a benefit. You can just buy healthcare plans normally. Obamacare was trash because it fucked up the price of insurance. Everyone who didn't have insurance through an employer was not REQUIRED to have insurance AND the price of insurance went UP. Additionally, if you already had health insurance, it may have caused it to expire or you couldn't renew your plan. Basically it was a complete cluster fuck. Thats why instead the government should provide incentives instead of making laws.

[Anonymous No.17587862]

Anyone else quit their jobs to day trade then do nothing but haemorrhage cash or just me?

[Anonymous No.17587869]

>>17587667
What? No. That looked like the girl from goblin slayer

[Anonymous No.17587870]

>>17587823
Ahahahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.17587871]

>>17587862
Y I K E S

[Anonymous No.17587877]

>>17587859
was *now* required to have insurance
>(pretty bad misspelling)

[Anonymous No.17587882]

>>17587862
people have been doing that since the 90s
we get people in these threads every few months saying "I'm gonna quit my job and be a trader" and we always tell them "no don't do that"

you should try and get your job back. what job was it?

[Anonymous No.17587884]

>>17587862
I don't want to do it yet but I would have made thousands already.

Thinking about SPY 09 Mar 307 P. Haven't traded options yet ooooui.

[Anonymous No.17587901]

>>17587870
You take that as a bearish sign?
I think it’s mostly a meme 2bhonest, but the idea is that when investors are scared you should be buying their fear, like the old Buffett quote.

>>17587877
Yeah I dunno man it seems like something everyone should be required to have like car insurance. They get hit by a car, get taken to the Er, get a hill they can never payed and just dodge it so the hospital has to find someone else to pay for it?
Or something like that. I mean sure whatever freedoms and all that , but get health insurance or get taxed for not having health insurance... it’s not so crazy.

[Anonymous No.17587908]

>>17587862
literally me right now

[Anonymous No.17587923]

>>17587901
Yea true. But these aren't normal market conditions

[Anonymous No.17587952]

>>17587901
It's waaay too early to buy the fear. California just announced state of emergency after the market closed..give that another week when that comes to a state near you.

[Anonymous No.17587956]

>>17587882
I was an investment banker kek

Oh well, least my family is rich

[Anonymous No.17587968]

>>17587862
>>17587908
Don't worry, we'll go back to 10% unemployment soon.

[Anonymous No.17587971]

Oh no no no no.

[Anonymous No.17587972]

>>17587956
lol

you were demoted from 'bankman' to 'liquidity provider'
at least you are able to acknowledge your early failure and hopefully move towards a more successful future.
some people keep providing liquidity until they're all dried up.

[Anonymous No.17587977]

Lost 44% on my nasdaq put. If it doesnt go red today I will be very angry.

[Anonymous No.17587989]

>>17587956
Why on earth would you quit investment banking without a proven track record of successfully trading?

[Anonymous No.17587996]

>>17587989
I earned more from trading intermittently whilst working.

Now it occupies my every waking second and I keep second guessing myself. No nerves, if I’d just held my worst losses they’d be some of my best wins.

[Anonymous No.17588002]

I come to speak the of the future dear anons. Here lies what is to come.
>Biden primary euphoria brings the markets to 30K points on the DJI over the coming weeks and perhaps months.
>At some point within the next 1-6 months the coronavirus accelerates into a full blown pandemic. The global average death rate is higher than initially expected at ~4% though this is only ~1% in countries with developed healthcare infrastructure.
>Burgers think it is only a flu. Many get infected due to a stupidity singularity like flying to Italy on holiday only to go large public events. Even more Burgers die than expected because many don't want to pay healthcare bills. Burger death rate is 2-3%.
>As the first wave of the outbreak hits the rest of the world the second wave begins in China forcing China to again close most factories.
>Supply chain disruption ensues as China and most of the world see workplace closures.
>During the summer of 2020 Locust Plagues devastate African crops.
>Famine ensues in Africa, which like the Arab Spring, causes revolt across much of the North and Eastern portion of the continent causing more supply chain disruption.
>Oil prices fall as demand falls from lack of consumer spending and factory closures.
>Sometime around here a loarge stock market shock takes place. Worse than great financial crisis, perhaps black Tuesday 2.0
>Media blames coronachan, but coronachan is only catalyst
>Zombie firms through stock buybacks, federally subsidized rehypothecation of junk debt and state debt monetization have artificially planned the economy for decades. Unlike the USSR, this planning was for profit not the benefit of the people. The end result will be the same.
>Central banks from Brussels to Washington to Beijing find their methods of greasing the markets inffectual. The decline continues, there is no recovery like in 2009.
From there I cannot say. Head my warning comrades, buy gold and crypto.

[Anonymous No.17588007]

>>17587968
lmao

[Anonymous No.17588012]

>>17587996
How much were you making as an IB?

[Anonymous No.17588022]

If VIX is up 3.5% plus by 615-645 EST I may just buy SPY put options.

Over 4.9% now.

[Anonymous No.17588031]

>>17587901
The state of our health care system is really complicated and actually has a lot of outside influence, I'll try to give a short (yet incomplete). Theres a reason that nearly every new medical advancement comes out of America. However, the rest of the world basically price fixes medical care because the government pays for it. That means companies have no way to recover costs. Thats why in America the same treatments and drugs cost much much more, its one of the few countries that do not price fix and so companies can charge a "free market" rate. Then you have health insurance companies whom you pay a subscription to in order to get help paying these high fees if you do get sick. However, many people (homeless, illegals, fat people) take advantage of the system and get treated at hospitals who then have to write it off as a loss to the government so tax payers end up paying for these treatments. But if you have insurance, then theres basically a battle between the insurer and the hospital on who gets the money. Hospitals overcharge on purpose to get insurers to pay more, and insurers bargain down to pay less. You get the left over debt, but often you can negotiate by yourself with the hospital to lower the amount (otherwise they get another default debt which is worse than getting nothing). All this happens because the government has a twisted labyrinth of laws regarding all this medical shit.

Anyways to put it short: Everywhere price fixes, Americans pay for world health care, insurers fight with hospitals, and the government makes dumb laws.

We should be promoting preventative care though, and I think that would be a good place to start in fixing health care costs. Socialized healthcare would be a disaster for Americans and the world.

[Anonymous No.17588038]

>>17588012
£70,000 plus bonuses that usually amounted to about 5-8k

Couldn’t pay me 100k to go back though. Wagie life isn’t for me I’m going for broke.

[Anonymous No.17588042]

>>17588022
Just do it. These puts are so cheap. The market is gonna tank tommorow. The virus is spreading fast. Even the 306 put so so cheap

[Anonymous No.17588052]

>>17588042
What do you mean? IV looks pretty high

[Anonymous No.17588060]

>>17588002
Based

[Anonymous No.17588061]

Does anyone trade the VIX?

[Anonymous No.17588064]

>>17588038
Wow that's pretty sweet. I'd legit almost pay for something like that. Business is more my thing though.

You can do it man, leave the fear aside and it's not that hard. Just main thing is don't be afraid of missing out on a trade you can't reasonably quantify outcome on. Better to not trade than to outright bet and lose money. There are always more opportunities. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.17588065]

EU markets dropping, and futures looking bleak despite gov help. China only fake green because of literal gov manipulation. USA futures all red -1.5%
is it happening today?

[Anonymous No.17588067]

>>17588031
that's an awful lot of words to say about American healthcare.
my opinion is a little more concise:
these idiots need to stop drinking soda all day, they need to exercise

>>17588002
that's an awful lot of words to say about an uncertain future
my opinion is a little more concise:
buy good stocks

[Anonymous No.17588069]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EURO MARKETE CRASHING IT'D OVER IT WAS A BULLTRAP I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT I SHOULD HAVE SHORTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.17588074]

>>17588061
No that's dumb. Trading on a volatility index is like having an expontial risk profile and the reward is minimal when compared to just normal trading.

[Anonymous No.17588078]

>>17588052
Looks delicious

[Anonymous No.17588086]

>he didn't invested in biotech on corona for the stable gains as the market panics

[Anonymous No.17588088]

>>17588064
Tbh I’m from jersey, an offshore finance centre. Even the most retarded local can pull in 60k at a cushy finance job, case in point being myself. Move yourself over we’re desperate for workers.

[Anonymous No.17588098]

>>17588088
New Jersey fucking sucks it's probably the worst state in the union

Ex NJ resident

[Anonymous No.17588105]

>>17588088
Haha no kidding I'm like two hours away from Jersey. I don't have a degree though. Guessing that would be an issue yeah?

[Anonymous No.17588106]

>>17588098
...
Old Jersey, not New Jersey

[Anonymous No.17588110]

>>17588098
Old Jersey fucko, in Europe

That’s why I said ‘offshore’ and use GBP.

[Anonymous No.17588121]

>>17588105
People leave school at 16 and instantly go to find admin for billion pound trust funds. Anyone who speaks English can instantly start on 26-30k

[Anonymous No.17588136]

>>17588065
Lufthansa down big time, pity anyone who thought Airlines were a safe bet right now but nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.17588154]

>>17588121
That's not too shabby dependant on COL. Here anything over 39-45k here usually means a decent 2+ yr degree or slaving away. Hmm.

[Anonymous No.17588160]

Continental not looking so hot
would hate to be one of these guys lmao

[Anonymous No.17588169]

>>17588160
>-13%
news?

[Anonymous No.17588175]

>>17588169
car industry, probably released their production figures for February or something

[Anonymous No.17588178]

>>17588154
The COL is the kicker. Have to import everything so it’s a little pricier and I hope you don’t want to buy a house as the average 4 bed is 1 mil. But it’s quiet peaceful and 99% homogenous.

But no GST, no inheritance tax, no capital gains tax and income is capped to 20% so it’s not all bad.

[Anonymous No.17588181]

>>17588169
>billions in losses
>cut dividends
>said prospects are bad

[Anonymous No.17588190]

>>17588160
we already had a bounce, deadcat or rising flag?
You decide, takkng bets now.

[Anonymous No.17588194]

>>17588052
Why are people so terrified of IV? I made over 4k on SPCE calls, and the IV was over 300%. I made quite a bit off of TSLA calls that were just under 200%. Being an options trader and not being able to stomach IV is just a weird combination to me.

[Anonymous No.17588198]

Most of EU dropping this much already, with futures looking even worse, despite retard strength of murrica yesterday, has me spooked

[Anonymous No.17588207]

My company just banned any meetings and events above 20 people.

[Anonymous No.17588213]

>>17588207
just tell us what company

[Anonymous No.17588218]

>>17588078
Those premiums are going to moon once it opens, I hope you realize..

[Anonymous No.17588220]

>>17588207
good thinking, corona-chan is known to shun meetings with only 19 people after all

[Anonymous No.17588233]

>>17588178
Vs a 450-550k house with mutts and migrants moving nearby, 27% income tax, and identical short term capital gains tax unless in a higher bracket. Sheesh man. Sounds quite nice honestly.

[Anonymous No.17588235]

>>17588207
My company banned anal sex in the designated pissing bathrooms. Thinking about quittung. Fuck Corona.

[Anonymous No.17588236]

>>17588218
hope you are right

Imagine being the guy who bought DB shares this week

[Anonymous No.17588243]

>futures are shit
OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17588247]

>>17588194
Very true. IV is just a small piece of the pie. Having it as a sheer definitive factor isn't necessarily wise by my understanding. TA only traders seem to be memeish and small sighted.

[Anonymous No.17588268]

I think that if USA drops again today it will lose confidence for many and then it drops real hard on friday.

[Anonymous No.17588273]

>>17587270
Funeral services? As in congregations of people around a dead body? During a plague? Pajeet pls.

[Anonymous No.17588277]

>>17588268
we've had a roller coaster since last week, even if shit drops 1000 points today there is no saying it can't rise 1500 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17588279]

>>17588236
Hope? It's already down 2%, puts tend to react to 2% premarket drops. If by hope you're questioning if it will stay here or lower, there is 0 chance of a green day, anyone saying otherwise is delusional.

[Anonymous No.17588296]

>>17588277
Most will feel safer pulling out than potential rollercoaster into the fucking ground. It will just be proof shit is really going down if fed pump can't keep it up.
If I was fucking loaded I would definitely cash out everything right now. Better miss a small gain than lose 25% or more.

[Anonymous No.17588303]

What do you guys think when taking a look at
CFMS charts

[Anonymous No.17588308]

>>17588247
And I mean as an options trader, on the bullish side 99% of the time, I fucking want volatility. I'm not buying call options in Hope's the price is near where it sits at the time of purchase, I'm looking to get in right before the moon mission. Minus iron condors or some strategy like that where you're betting on the market staying within a certain range, if you are bullish or bearish you should want a high chance of the share price, at least that's my way of thinking based on how I trade, I guess someone else can conceive of their own logic.

[Anonymous No.17588325]

>>17588303
A lot of fools and their money parting.

[Anonymous No.17588355]

looks like Continental bounced off the bottom at -13% and is now rising back up again

Don't think they'll get back to 0% but about -2% at this pace until close?
personally wouldn't risk it

[Anonymous No.17588366]

>>17588303
-40.41% profit margin.

Good current ratio though. My concerns would be over sellability. Can they drive sales enough and against competitors? 10K should have some good info but I'm not interested personally.

[Anonymous No.17588393]

>>17588308
What are your current holdings/today's plays?

[Anonymous No.17588396]

>DAX back to 12k
uh oh...

[Anonymous No.17588433]

>>17588396
*crack*

[Anonymous No.17588452]

>>17588433
We breaking ice floors now

Polar bears rise up

[Anonymous No.17588453]

VIX almost at 6% now. Been holding over five for at least an hour now I'm guessing. 6:15 can't come soon enough.

[Anonymous No.17588490]

>could have just hold for break even now
how do I take the bullet in europe

[Anonymous No.17588496]

>>17588490
get a knife and suicide by cop

[Anonymous No.17588524]

>>17588396
DAX has been hurting all week, nothing special
At last Lufthansa bubble is popping, will be good for the market overall

[Anonymous No.17588569]

>>17588393
Looking at SPY puts for next week, considering strikes for this Friday but I also don't see a slight bounce to lead into the Friday sell off as impossible so probably going to just go next Wednesday or Friday 300 puts.

[Anonymous No.17588571]

what needs to happen in order for corona to be declared a pandemic?

[Anonymous No.17588579]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17588586]

>>17588571
1-6 weeks time.

[Anonymous No.17588608]

>>17588569
300. What? Why so low?

[Anonymous No.17588609]

>>17588571
someone other than WHO being in charge of definitions.

[Anonymous No.17588611]

>The New York Fed's overnight repo operation offering liquidity to broker-dealers was oversubscribed on Tuesday. The Fed tendered $100 billion of temporary funds in return for high-quality collateral like Treasurys and mortgage-backed bonds, with $108.6 billion of bids offered for the available funds
So let me get this straight. The Fed, aka a private bank, is buying high-quality collateral with fake money, in an obviously failing market. What happens to the collateral when the brokers can't pay back the loans?

[Anonymous No.17588617]

Duuuddee... VIX

[Anonymous No.17588632]

>>17588611
The FED would then probably book the collateral (own). The FED is just giving them cash, if they don't pay it back, they keep the agreed upon securities.

[Anonymous No.17588637]

>>17588571
It's checked all the boxes. They just need to make it official. It's pretty crazy but the only thing stopping it from being a "pandemic" is a few select people saying so. Heavy redpill but many things in the world work that way.

Like when a girl gets your Netflix account but you haven't made it official on Facebook. Just because it's not "official" doesn't mean your dick isn't getting sucked.

[Anonymous No.17588640]

Holy shit eu futures looking real bad.
What does this mean even though it went so well for usa yesterday.

[Anonymous No.17588653]

>>17588640
>eu futures
EU markets are open though?

[Anonymous No.17588658]

>>17588617
>Was mad that I slept in yesterday and didn't get to dump my shorts
>Dumb sleeping habits may have saved me today

Ehehe

[Anonymous No.17588673]

>>17588632
So what's the point of the collateral then?

[Anonymous No.17588686]

>tfw bought 4k AMD and NVDA yesterday
YOU TOLD ME THE DIP WAS OVER! N-NOTHINGBURGER!! AAAAAH I'VE BOUGHT THE ABSOLUTE TOP I'M LOSING MONEY HELP

[Anonymous No.17588687]

>>17588190
AB is complete. We falling the equivalent to the fist wave, so S&P to 2600

[Anonymous No.17588695]

Imagine thinking the world will enter a recession because a chink ate a pangolin who ate a bat.

[Anonymous No.17588698]

>>17588608
That's not low, at all...it's dropped $7 since close, so needs an entire $5 more, which is likely before market even opens. You should be eyeing a bottom towards 280, unless this thing really is the apocalypse. Also, just started the day by jumping into 33 shares of SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.17588709]

>>17588611
We skip past 2008 into 1929 and Trump blames Obama for appointing Powell during 9/11.

[Anonymous No.17588716]

>>17588695
All flights report emergency. One even fucking bankrupted
>just the flu

[Anonymous No.17588717]

>>17588673
The collateral is basically something in the agreement that is taken if the loan is not payed back. Similar to a secured loan. This is very basic stuff dude pick up a book please.

>>17588698
Based. I would do the same if I didn't want to keep my NSRGY positions. Ahhh. Might just sell it.

[Anonymous No.17588721]

tfw bagholding sqqq
i want out of this hell

[Anonymous No.17588724]

what do you call this pattern? The MH17?

[Anonymous No.17588733]

>>17588721
Keep a close eye on it today. Might be a red end to today. Who knows at this point. Friday too.

VIX passed 7%. Market is vooolatile boys. Should be a good day today

[Anonymous No.17588734]

>>17588721
I mean if you were one of the idiots buying calls on it, you deserve it for using it improperly.

[Anonymous No.17588742]

>>17588717
Oh, I misread this sentence:
>The FED is just giving them cash, if they don't pay it back, they keep the agreed upon securities.
I thought you meant that the Fed gives back the collateral. My point was that one central bank is about to get a lot of fucking assets.

>>17588709
kek

[Anonymous No.17588743]

There are people ITT who still think we're in a bull-market.

If you didn't majorly pull out weeks (WEEKS) ago you have no clue what you're doing and have no common sense.

>These retards:
>>17588686
>>17588695
>>17587169
>>17587243

[Anonymous No.17588745]

>>17588717
If we crash, that collateral is worthless. Meanwhile, someone who's taken the loans can go throw it into precious metals, default on the loan and tell the Fed to have fun trying to collect on those mortgage fueled bonds during a recession.

[Anonymous No.17588752]

WHAT AN AWFUL FUCKING DAY

[Anonymous No.17588755]

IT'S A BEAR DAY
FTSE DOWN
DAX DOWN
S&P UP NEXT

[Anonymous No.17588761]

>>17588724
The falling crane?

[Anonymous No.17588771]

>>17588755
not yet Bobo, DAX can still recover

[Anonymous No.17588773]

>>17588742
Maybe. We'll see. Money is cheap so they could just pull out loans from other banks and move the timeline forward for a considerable amount. I'm pulling out of my SACH and ASRV (financial sector) positions though. Could be a rough year for a lot of banks if this goes on much longer.

>>17588745
Government securities are worthless? Lol what? Are you high? Even without interest payback there still has to be a large amount of assets tied up in them considering historic and current rates. What???

[Anonymous No.17588789]

Ohhhh baby. GAINS BABY GAINS

[Anonymous No.17588799]

>>17588773
So more centralization in the hands of fewer, more powerful banks. Either that or another bubble built on bad loans.

[Anonymous No.17588805]

can we see spy 300? give the bears your energy

[Anonymous No.17588822]

Not enough liquid ASSETS TO MAKE OPTIONS AAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17588826]

AND IM FREEEEEEE

FREEEEE FALLLLIIIIN

[Anonymous No.17588836]

Tesla eating shit. 790 high yesterday, now 717. How far down can it be pushed today?

[Anonymous No.17588838]

>>17588296
>>17588277
It’s the weekend, people will want to dump for the week
It just will be more infections and deaths, could rally on Monday again, as central banks will act again, and more fiscal stimulus promised

[Anonymous No.17588840]

Hey

Remember when I told you guys about the crab market?

You guys enjoying it yet? :^3

[Anonymous No.17588844]

>>17588840
yee-claw

[Anonymous No.17588878]

btw has anyone transferred out of robinood without a hitch? heard they've been rejecting acat requests

[Anonymous No.17588879]

>>17588840
yee-claw

[Anonymous No.17588916]

Okay. Looking at puts for Friday next week. I'm ready LET'S GOOOO

[Anonymous No.17588976]

Lads, what is the deal with Flybe? Did it declare bankrupcy or sonething else?

[Anonymous No.17588984]

see? this guy gets it. join us.

[Anonymous No.17588991]

VIX over 8%. 9:30 can't come quick enough.

[Anonymous No.17588992]

Oh no no no.
Here comes the fed.

[Anonymous No.17589016]

FUCK the fed

[Anonymous No.17589023]

>>17588992
They won't do shit. Market is going down today.

[Anonymous No.17589046]

>>17588878
I had a transfer rejected yesterday, but I initiated it while they were having issues so I'm trying again.
I successfully transferred cash out this week, so worst case scenario I just liquidate my position and pull it out that way.
I've got the RH debit card so I might leave a couple hundred bucks in there at a time as a backup to my backup bank account, but I'm not using it for trading anymore - at least for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.17589049]

>>17589016
>nCoV fucking up the world economy
>world govt's and central banks artificially pump markets because i guess the stock market is "too big to fail"

literally perfect crab market day trading time, just going to keep dropping down as nCoV gets worse and then going up as banks pump in money, then down then up then down then up. so much volatility i love it.

[Anonymous No.17589059]

> wanna invest in chinese stocks
> make an acc in a russian broker company
> can invest only in foreign companies that are listed either on Moscow or SPb exchanges
Fuck this shit
I wanna buy WuXi stock, how do I do it?

[Anonymous No.17589060]

>>17588524
>>17588136
Anons I had been meaning to set up a short for ages on Lufthansa but saw that they had kept on going up. I've just set up one. There's no fucking way I don't profit from this, seeing as we just had one of the biggest djia spikes and futures are blood red, right?

[Anonymous No.17589063]

is time to panic!?

[Anonymous No.17589071]

>>17589059
You find one that allows international accounts.
Often you can call your current broker and do an old school phone purchase, but they might charge you like fuck

[Anonymous No.17589072]

even if DOW goes down 1.5-2% today, which I doubt, it won't delete yesterdays plus of 4.5%

[Anonymous No.17589078]

if i start buying etfs, does that mean ive admitted defeat and have come to realise that im not intellectually capable of beating the market?

[Anonymous No.17589088]

why shanghai index is growing, can anyone explain?

[Anonymous No.17589096]

>>17589088
because chinks are fucking liars who try to save their faces

[Anonymous No.17589099]

>>17589088
Chink lies on chink lies on top of more chink lies
THEY AREN'T PRODUCING SHIT RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.17589103]

>>17589072
Today will hover around -2%. Tomorrow will be a slaughter

[Anonymous No.17589104]

>>17589088
because the dump is over, road to 30k is open now, just wait for another green day

[Anonymous No.17589119]

>>17589088
They're not allowed to go down.

[Anonymous No.17589122]

>>17589078
it depends which ETFs you buy
there are so many different ETFs these days...

[Anonymous No.17589138]

Fed pump is failing and eu not recovering
>>17589088
Market people will be sent to gulags if they go down.

[Anonymous No.17589139]

>>17589103
you think we'll get a Black Thursday Black Friday combo?
I doubt it, The Feds and the FED won't allow it to happen, only free markets can crash and those are history.

[Anonymous No.17589147]

>>17589063
Why? The only two people who fell for the bulltrap are those two trips, Baggie and the other guy, no? Rest of /smg/ has no longs left I hope.

[Anonymous No.17589149]

>>17589119
but how long they can hide the truth?

[Anonymous No.17589158]

>>17589078
etf's are for cucks

[Anonymous No.17589162]

>>17589139
-2% is not a black day. Thats a normal day, unless you started trading in january's perma bull market.
Once it drops more than 5%, then were talking.

[Anonymous No.17589168]

>>17589147
NSRGY is my only actual long. Everything else is getting liquidated until stabilization. This is an options trader's market.

[Anonymous No.17589181]

VIX almost at 9. Looking forwards to today lads.

[Anonymous No.17589200]

>>17589149
Communism doesn't rely on optimization. The only reason to have a semi-free stock market is to be able to gauge the optimal prices at which you can buy equity in a company and expect a return. Plus the financial industry is not as developed in China as it is in the US. If the stock market simply represents a financial mechanism through which public funds are allocated to private companies, and in which citizens can store their liquidity, you don't actually need it to run optimally. Just give the people a market that offers a return higher than the rate of inflation, and you're good.

[Anonymous No.17589210]

today

[Anonymous No.17589222]

>tfw bought just a little bit of SQQQ at $20.50

wtf do I even do with it lol?

[Anonymous No.17589224]

>>17589149
Who said they need to stop?
If china does one thing, it's stick with a lie for eternity.

[Anonymous No.17589238]

>>17589222
You coul wait until the end of next week, lest "good" news arrives, then obviously sell. OR, you can wait until the related ERs come out and watch it probably drop again. Your call really.

[Anonymous No.17589267]

>>17589222
I'm riding some SOXS right now, myself.
Just don't hold it for too long. Being a bear is hard.

[Anonymous No.17589272]

>>17587790
You can't really think that's how it will be, anon.

5.

[Anonymous No.17589290]

>>17589238
>related ERs
what's this mean

[Anonymous No.17589292]

how can VIX be up 8.7% while everything else is down 1-2%?

[Anonymous No.17589310]

We are now in sell the rips territory.

[Anonymous No.17589321]

>>17589290
Biggest Nasdaq earnings reports from affected companies probably.
Since they will be quite shit, less they cook the books, the price will drop quite a lot then. Hell, AAPL guidance adjustment sent the world markets tumbling for a day

[Anonymous No.17589334]

>>17589292
VIX is a volatility index. The more volatility, the higher it goes.

[Anonymous No.17589362]

>>17588879
dead crab with strings attached to its arms?

[Anonymous No.17589370]

This is the right time to do it diversify your portfolio, check out Tachyon (IPX) a decentralized internet protocol that aims to create a Libre, Secure and Private Internet for you, it is also one of the best low-risk investment right now

[Anonymous No.17589377]

>>17589370
is this a shill?

[Anonymous No.17589391]

>>17589377
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17589407]

what happens when everyone starts claiming for their >$3000 virus check?

[Anonymous No.17589415]

>>17589370
if there's going to be a new internet we all know it'll be BSV

[Anonymous No.17589424]

>>17588755
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE EASY AND FREE MONEY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

[Anonymous No.17589425]

OH NO NO NO NOOOO

[Anonymous No.17589446]

>>17589425
DAX is not reall an indicator for DOW, DAX was down yesterday while DOW mooned

[Anonymous No.17589447]

>>17589425
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS THIS HAPPENING WHY WHY WHY PLEASE I JUST WANTED MONEU GO UP PLEASE GOUP PLWASE AAAAA IM BEGGING PLEASE MY MONE

[Anonymous No.17589456]

I'm just running a demo account trying to learn but seriously what the fuck is this? Yeah probably manipulation but who and how does this work. Also easy money - set up an order to buy in at a high level this spike touches and auto limit at a level it's bound to touch. I can't create orders to sell shorts that are higher than the current level otherwise I'd do that. Phoneposting apologies re sentence structure.

[Anonymous No.17589463]

>>17589424
this is your punishment for holding overnight, anon.

learn from this experience. never hold overnight.

[Anonymous No.17589509]

>>17589463
Bullshit
In a bear or bull market you can hold for weeks. And should, as huge jumps can happen overnight.

In a crab market? Not a good idea.

[Anonymous No.17589526]

Okay. Here's the rundown. Puts up until next Friday or mid March for overall bad news of markets. Earnings may be a 3-5% downtrend realistically, so puts out to mid April may suffice (refer ER dates). Calls for when the Fed annouces it's next rate cut/pump. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.17589540]

OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN???? WHAT DO I TELL MY WIFE?????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.17589545]

>>17589526
Anything might happen tbf.
Corona is a big uncertainburger.

[Anonymous No.17589563]

>>17589545
Yeah, I'm prepared to just ride the wave and scalp in whatever direction the market takes me. That said, I held my puts overknight kek.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17589567]

>>17589407
The insurance companies don't actually pay the rates hospitals charge people without insurance. That's why insurance providers have "preferred" doctors/hospitals, because those are places they have made pricing contracts with.

[Anonymous No.17589577]

>>17587151
which one of you is pumping this garbage

[Anonymous No.17589578]

Market's getting a little too predictable these days

[Anonymous No.17589580]

>>17589545
That's why you play both sides. Make sure you can come out on top no matter what. This is probably going to be a bit of a crab/upward trend up until next Thursday. But yes, the market seems to be pretty chaotic right now.

[Anonymous No.17589585]

NEXT CHINESE MAN I SEE IS FUCKING DEAD

[Anonymous No.17589586]

>>17589577
the CCP

[Anonymous No.17589648]

diamond hands on those puts paying off

[Anonymous No.17589654]

We're back.

[Anonymous No.17589656]

JUST POST THE IN APP BOND YIELDS AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THE HORROR

[Anonymous No.17589667]

>>17589648
Cheers fren
No fear

[Anonymous No.17589677]

>>17589580
>crab
My guess is dump
Yesterday's gains plus today's corona news equals sellsellsell

[Anonymous No.17589696]

>>17589654
...and you are..?

[Anonymous No.17589708]

>>17589677
>today's corona news
did anything happen?

[Anonymous No.17589710]

[Anonymous No.17589722]

Gonna sleep for a few hours
Good luck lads

[Anonymous No.17589724]

>>17589577
The CCP
Selling is regulated and they can set the prices to whatever they like. Betting against the Chinese market is like betting against the CCP in den elections. You dont do that till they all get shot.

[Anonymous No.17589738]

>>17589708
Did anything happen to justify that +4%?
Lots of smaller news trickling in

[Anonymous No.17589740]

>>17589696
back

[Anonymous No.17589766]

>>17589708
More cases in the US albeit a tiny number

Yesterday there was an offhand remark that nCoV19 may have mutated to a mire infectious but less deadly strain which is good and means a step towards the end rather than "hasn't even begun yet"
If true that is

[Anonymous No.17589769]

You didn't fall for the bulltrap did you /smg/?

[Anonymous No.17589781]

>the every other day up/down model is confirmed yet again

Based

[Anonymous No.17589795]

>>17589656
kek

[Anonymous No.17589824]

I bought a fuckload of SOXS calls at close yesterday, am I gonna make it ??

[Anonymous No.17589826]

>>17589456
>manipulation
it's probably just a few people panic selling, causing some bots to overreact, causing other bots to sell, causing others to think the panic is real and then panic sell themselves and then bots overreact and the spiral continues

trying to learn right now is not the best time

[Anonymous No.17589865]

>>17589824

[WeedBroski !3Rt66u03z. No.17589868]

Today's dump is going to be biblical.

BIBLICAL.

[Anonymous No.17589871]

Most of /smg/ probably doesn't understand bond yields.

[Anonymous No.17589875]

>all in on SPXU yesterday for the doomp
>stop-loss at 21
>market closes, SPXU just barely under 21, all stocks sold
>the dump is today
>all my funds are unsettled, can't buy back in
REEEEE

I should have carried those bags.

[Anonymous No.17589878]

>>17587151
How many stocks to cum inside Nagataro?

[Anonymous No.17589899]

Did you feel that bump. They tried so hard.
Giga dump today confirmed.

[Anonymous No.17589910]

Continental back to -13%
bouncing around a bit but can't get off the ground

[Anonymous No.17589922]

>>17589910
Lufthansa is the Runner-up with almost -7%
if you bought Lufthansa stock this week you only have yourself to blame

[Anonymous No.17589931]

>>17584966
>>17584991
Told you, faggot
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-opec-meeting/opec-seen-backing-big-oil-output-cut-but-awaits-russian-support-idUSKBN20S0TT

[Anonymous No.17589941]

>>17589181
I've never been so erect

[Anonymous No.17589964]

10 YEAR YIELDS AT .95%

KUMATE! KUMATE! KUMATE!

[Anonymous No.17589989]

massive shorts today boys

[Anonymous No.17589990]

>>17589781
That's what happens during a bear flag.

We're in for a colossal dump for the next 1-2 days.

[Anonymous No.17590001]

>recession over!
>bears BTFO!
>we're totally in a bull market now guys! BUY BUY BUY

TOP FUCKING KEK

[Anonymous No.17590015]

>>17589868
Based

[Anonymous No.17590040]

[Anonymous No.17590053]

>>17590040
AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17590054]

>>17589181
Shit. There go my puts.

[Anonymous No.17590072]

Reminder the DOW still hasn't risen above the fake pump candle made at the fed announcement.

[Anonymous No.17590081]

>SPY already starting to dump massively two hours before market opens

oh no

[Anonymous No.17590086]

>>17590053
and yet the official line is that there are just 90 cases in the whole of the UK lol

[Anonymous No.17590089]

>>17589910
Continental made huge losses though. Its not that much about Corona, just about being a shit company.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17590096]

What the fuck eurocucks?!?! I said no selling!!!

[Anonymous No.17590108]

lads what's the best broker to use for a normie-tier mixed index funds DCA

[Anonymous No.17590112]

If the DAX breaks through 11900 prepare for some real shit

[Anonymous No.17590116]

>>17590086
These "official" stats are a joke. I'm Canadian and I am 100% certain there is already a massive outbreak in Toronto. Brits are even more tightly packed on their island so I'm sure there is widespread contagion there also.

[Anonymous No.17590123]

anything I need to know, do, or verify before opening an account with charles schwab? (that worldwide ATM fee reimbursement is granted right?)

[Anonymous No.17590125]

How are my fellow euranons who can't trade US options making money today
>>17589922
I sold my put yesterday evening, still had profit though :/

[Anonymous No.17590131]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED I BOUGHT IN YESTERDAY MORNING YOU FUCKERS LIED TO ME I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER

[Anonymous No.17590135]

>>17590116
yeah i think they're just trying to prevent panic as long as they can
but imagine how many could be infected off one hsbc employee getting the tube to/from work for x amount of days before showing symptoms

[Anonymous No.17590137]

HAS ANYONE SEEN SNSS ANON? IM GETTING NERVOUS

[Anonymous No.17590138]

>>17590131
thanks pig

[Credit Spread Officer No.17590142]

SHAK really tryna fuck me over today
mother fucker went down 10,000% overnight DESPITE ME BEING CAPPED ON MY RISK TO ONLY A MAXIMUM OF 66 FUCKING DOLLARS. even though it's up 20,000% now, IM BEING MARGIN CALLED.

FUCK

[Anonymous No.17590144]

>euros dumping before American market open
You people are evil

[Anonymous No.17590145]

IMAGINE FREAKING OUT OVER THE FUCKING SNIFFLES THIS IS BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.17590149]

>>17590125
Buy leveraged certificates. Available in most eu brokers, they're all connected and sell the same through the biggest banks.
They're like options on crack anyway. 20X leverage against entire indexes.

[Anonymous No.17590151]

>>17587790
its over. cope

[Anonymous No.17590156]

wheres the new bread

[Anonymous No.17590172]

>>17589766
The milder strain is the older one actually.

[Anonymous No.17590173]

>>17590125
put warrant, just like an option except the (((market maker))) can fuck you

[Anonymous No.17590176]

Morning fellas, how's it looking today

[Anonymous No.17590178]

>>17590156
Baker's got corona. Bakery's closed.

[Anonymous No.17590179]

>>17590144
It was inevitable, very low-volume growth yesterday, that's a sell signal.

[Anonymous No.17590183]

>>17590176
go back to bed

[Anonymous No.17590184]

10% YEAR YIELD WILL OPEN UNDER 1%!
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE,WERE IN UNCHARTED WATERS NOW BOBOS.

[Anonymous No.17590190]

>>17590145
It's all bullshit and we're getting played like fools.
Corona Czar Pence cancels Onalaska visit, as House passes bipartisan $8.3B bill to battle virus
>https://www.wizmnews.com/2020/03/04/corona-czar-pence-cancels-onalaska-visit-as-house-passes-bipartisan-8-3b-bill-to-battle-virus/
$8.3B bill to battle a virus? No, elements of the Patriot Act are expiring this month and this is all pork spending for civilian surveillance

>What’s expiring in March?
>Three provisions from the PATRIOT Act and related surveillance laws with “sunset” clauses—which require Congress to renew them regularly—are about to expire: roving wiretaps, the “lone wolf” provision, and Section 215. We believe Congress should only reauthorize these provisions if it passes major reforms in the same bill (see below for more on what those reforms should be).

[Anonymous No.17590192]

>euro dumps=burgers dumps?
Is it that easy?

[Anonymous No.17590197]

>>17590149
>20x leverage
What happens if the underlying index goes -5%? Do they go to 0 and get delisted?

[Anonymous No.17590214]

NEW THREAD
>>17590210
NEW THREAD
>>17590210
NEW THREAD
>>17590210

[Baggie !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17590219]

>>17590197
Yes, except that they aren't rebalanced daily.
Their strike is fixed. The leverage depends on how close the price is to the strike.

[Anonymous No.17590223]

>>17590197
Yes, but usually they stay around a year or longer. Against stocks though they can get knocked out in just a day. When they become worthless they delist and put up new ones.

[Anonymous No.17590232]

>>17590149
like from vontobel? for some reason my "broker"(bank) lists them but doesnt let me trade them, fuckers, but some with 15x though atleast

What does the ratio like 20:1 mean for certificates? only know it from options

[Anonymous No.17590233]

>>17590197
Cant go below 0.01€ for tax reasons. Assuming he means all the different kinds of warrants available

[Anonymous No.17590331]

>>17590149
Thx anon got me some Vont

[Anonymous No.17590370]

Hol up, you telling me my shorts wont get blown the fuck out again today?

[Anonymous No.17590384]

>>17587679
>which direction(north/south/east/west) does your head point when you sleep?

Toward Mecca, InshaAllah

[Anonymous No.17590629]

>>17590370
You mean the shorts that people closed yesterday?
They're about to short the market again, this time it will stay down