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>> No.56737443

NVDA is gay

>> No.56737459

Lmfao the "Great earnings but SELL IT AHHHHH" meme is so fucking dumb. See you tomorrow when shit is neon green.

>> No.56737464

Jensen Huang fucks his cousin (AMD CEO Lisa Su).

>> No.56737466
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Well my mom finally went home since my sister left their house. This is a fucking nightmare. My family is in complete disarray because of my sister's actions, right before thanksgiving. I genuinely have no idea how this will play out and I can't shake the feelings of depression that comes with it. Guess i'll short NVDA in the morning to help myself feel better because it's and overvalued turd. Also does anyone know if buncun is still around? I always liked him.

>> No.56737490

Maybe asians aren't so different from us after all...

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first for fuck bears

>> No.56737499

Did you try fucking her

>> No.56737500
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NVDA bros what is happening....
This is a catastrophe
>anyone know if buncun is still around?
He comes to movie night

>> No.56737503

>That's what he means when he says you don't know what they sell. It's not GPUs.
what does nvidia actually sell? i've been out of the loop for a long time and just boomervest into VOO

>> No.56737518

>nvidia actually sell?
A proprietary SDK called CUDA. That's literally it.
Microsoft are already building a competitor

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>Guess i'll short NVDA in the morning to help myself feel better because it's and overvalued turd.
Good luck... Hope you make it.

>> No.56737530

they said on the call it isn't going to happen again next quarter. what did you think, magic headline number make stock go up, end of story?

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All of this OOOO and AAAAA, however...

>> No.56737548

Sorry to hear about your crazy, non-fuckable sister, John boy. Do what you can but there's always limits.

And they say buncun can be summoned to this very day by finding your nearest negro and throwing a rock at him.

>> No.56737549

are tup earnings actually tomorrow?

>> No.56737556

What happened? I've been on hiatus.

>> No.56737558

I was completely just shitposting. Their lock-in does come from CUDA like >>56737518 said and they sell a fuckton to datacenters rather than PoGs (Persons of Gaming)

>> No.56737564

I got a feeling that the AI bubble is gonna burst and will cause a sudden crash in 2024. This market was such a fuckup after Nvidia earnings.

Any versions where her tits grow and explode out of her chestplate?

>> No.56737576

I was going to link you somewhere on their Investor Relations page but God, what an unupdated shitfest. https://ir.tupperwarebrands.com/news-and-events/events-and-presentations/2023

Even Earnings Whisper doesn't know what the fuck. Godspeed, TUP gambler.

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Anyone got a recap of the Fed minutes?

>> No.56737587

>AI bubble is gonna burst
Any arguments to even remotely substantiate your claim?
Quick reminder: ai isn't a meme field like crypto.

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Tf was that

>> No.56737623

>Any arguments to even remotely substantiate your claim?
Show me one thing AI has actually done.
It's brain dead machine learning with a new meme name.

>> No.56737637

Just wait until they train the robots to build more robots.

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and the winner is
Congrats crabs for winning the NVDA playoffs.
Sorry Bears and Bulls. Maybe next time.

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How do I come to terms with the fact I am not very good at this when I don't want to wage slave?

>> No.56737647

> 3d printing
> the cloud
> web 3.0
> blockchain
> self driving cars
None of these have been bubbles and have insurmountably changed society anon

>> No.56737648

>they sell a fuckton to datacenters
what do the datacenters need all those GPUs for?

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Crab bros we won

>> No.56737655

None of those are 'AI' faggot.

>> No.56737656

just keep trying because wage slavery is death of the soul and self

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>Show me one thing AI has actually done

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Used by ultracoomers to generate porn, then is updated to censor ultracoomer porn, then is subverted by ultracoomers to generate more porn.

Basically porn.

>> No.56737672

They are going to build armies of NIGGERBOTS

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>> No.56737677

>word salad and more memes
and it can't even count to five on each hand. it's PATHETIC

>> No.56737680

Blood will be spilled.
Sisters will become chaste.

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Nothing personal kids.

>> No.56737689

>Bro NLP, user recommendation systems and computer vision are totally memes and not the foundation of literal trillion dollar companies

>> No.56737693

bulls and bears sleeping together having baby crabs

>> No.56737696
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The irony of people arguing with AI posts about how AI has no practical use..... My fucking sides

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>> No.56737705

just end the fucking call already so shit can pump

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>> No.56737719
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>Show me one thing AI has actually done.

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>and it can't even count to five on each hand. it's PATHETIC
They generally got the hands problem fixed. #TechnologicalProgress

>> No.56737730

CUDA does vector math very quickly even with many many coordinates or dimensions if you like

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>They generally got the hands problem fixed
well, that's a start I guess

>> No.56737742

I am going to learn how to quant trade on the daily chart

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How does it know my range starts at $493 and to not dip below that?

The algos are litterally fixing the price of NVDA because they personally are against me in particular

>> No.56737764

Oh yeah, I forgot you've been absent baggot, let me catch you up to speed. My sister was married to an amazing guy. Super nice Christian guy that's in law enforcement. They were married for about 7 years. About a year ago her drinking got out of control and she started taking my nephews adderall prescription. It got to the point where he paid to have her go to a nice resort rehab facility. While she was in rehab she met a deadbeat adderall addict and became friends with him. She left rehab and everything seemed fine. Fast forward a couple months and my brother in law started finding booze bottles hidden in places. He tried to be supportive until he found out she was cheating on him with the dead beat she met at rehab. So they seperated but she went back to rehab and when she got out he took her back because she said she had finally kicked the habit(s). They got back together and slowly but surely she slipped back into her old ways again. She would lie to her therapist and not take any of the psyche meds they were prescribing her. She ended up really falling off the deep end and was hammering 4-5 bottles of wine a day. He was still supportive but recently he discovered she was still talking to the deadbeat. part 2 to follow

>> No.56737766

you will be rich very soon

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>> No.56737784

c'est fini, sam altman had a deadman switch when they censored his ability to generate sister nudes

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Slaanesh infected some of them so there's been some busty ones

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>> No.56737798

>one of the most useful tools invented in the past decade shut down because of the tribal infighting.

BingAI bros...our time is now!

>> No.56737801

Just loading up the bobo order book. Got to get that fuel ready for the move up.

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> sibling stories
Go on anon

>> No.56737811

Sounds like those guys are gonna need them some new & better chips. Bullish.

>> No.56737816

part 2
After he kicked her out she was staying at an airbnb downtown and went full suicide drinking mode. She called my brother in law and begged him to take her to rehab one last time. He said this is the last thing he'll ever do for her. She was supposed to stay there for months but ended up checking out after day 4 of a 5 day minimum detox. My dad went and picked her up and ended up hitting a deer with his truck to add the icing on the cake. My mother said she had had enough and he was not to bring her to their house, but my sister is a daddy's girl and ended up letting her stay for one night. This infuriated my mother so she left in the middle of the night and just started walking. She walked clear across town to my cousins house and he called me in a panic because he definitely has enough on his plate with is mother and sister living with him. He said my mother was headed to my place and refused a ride so she walked. I called her in a frenzy and told her she could stay here and to please get out of the cold. part 3 coming

>> No.56737831

not cool dude

>> No.56737833

yeah I know what it's like to have a crazy family, is that why you live alone rocker?

>> No.56737838

Maybe. Was mostly going to focus on volatility and some basic stats

>> No.56737839

mmmm imouto feet

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>> No.56737844

the greatest trick AI ever pulled was to convince the world it didn't exist...

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My (female) banker sent me an automated Happy Thanksgiving email :D

>> No.56737875

Mine just laughs and hangs up the phone on me :(

>> No.56737881

I was already stressed the fuck out because of work and my family problems so when my mom came over I was completely trashed and in a panic. She was a fucking mess and had taken a few of her anxiety meds to calm herself down which made her loopy. At this point I asked what the hell I did to deserve this and felt like crying but my brother is an asshole and I know I'm the only one that can hold this family together so I sucked it up and made sure she had a comfortable place to sleep. Didn't sleep a wink last night. Had to work a 10 hour day today to make things better. I asked my father what the actual fuck was going on he said to me, "it's my daughter what the hell am I supposed to do? I'd do it for any of you" This struck me in the feels so I consoled him and told him to just relax and we'll take care of everything in the morning. At one point my mother talked about divorcing him over this and I almost smacked her in the teeth. Not on my fucking watch. She ended up reconciling with my father and she is home now. Somehow we are supposed to have a thanksgiving dinner thursday despite the fact I said we should probably cancel it to get are emotions in check. And that's where we are now. No idea where my sister is, and she won't answer my calls or texts. I think she is going to die and rip this family apart once and for all.

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I'll be your executive assistant, anything you need, run errands, do research, make charts, go shopping for you, etc. whateva you need done I gotcha boss. Just hit me up when you make it yo

>> No.56737899

good news
peter schiff won his case in australia
he literally did nothing wrong

>> No.56737913

you need to impregnate her to save your family anon

>> No.56737916

You need to up your deposits
I have special status with my bank

>> No.56737917

Rationally, what would happen if your sister died?

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>> No.56737943
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Qrd? All I know is aus is a globohomo tyrannical prison country NWO testbed of things to come

>> No.56737944

This better end like my doujinshi anon

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I unironically have two Nvidia GPUs

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I can rationalize I'm just having fun as long as I never lose my principal. I have been doing this to varying degrees of success and failure for seven years and at no point did I lose in such a way that my initial deposits were unrecoverable. My performance this year looks like a volatile penny stock though. Big win! Big loss! Big win! Big loss!

>> No.56737971

None of this would have happened if you had just fucked your sister, financially speaking.

>> No.56737989

don't push rocker too much

>> No.56737996
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>he has no alpha, only beta
Stop betting on coinflips. Free protip: buy Wheat, Lean Hogs, Live Cattle and short Feeder Cattle.

Posting my alpha so you know my advice is full of alpha.

>> No.56738020

The more I realize it, yes I think that's why I have no interest in forming a relationship with anyone. I push my IRL friends away even though they beg me to spend time with them, i would unironically rather spend time with you guys because although many of you to tell me my videos suck and I should kill myself etc. At least you guys are being raw and honest and I respect the hell out of that. No fake faces here. I simply do not trust other people and would rather be alone, plus i'm past my prime so it's not like I really have to try anymore which is a relief.
Game over for the family. My mother and father would permanently be mentally destroyed. My brother is a fucking asshole that can't be bothered to spend any time with my parent's and has the opinion of my sister that "if she dies she dies" but I see the joy in my fathers face when I come over to watch football games with him and the pain in his face when I leave. And I don't want to lose that because of my stupid sister fucking up their emotions. I feel like my parent's are my children and i'm their parent's now. I've never felt the feeling of impending doom so violently in my entire life. I just push it to the back of my head and carry on. Burying my sister would be burying my family

>> No.56738026

get restraining orders and perma kick her out of your lives.

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AI has enhanced my shitposting by 1000x
very bullish

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Nvidia's revenue:
Q3 2024: $18.1 billion
Q3 2023: $5.9 billion
Q3 2022: $7.1 billion
Q3 2021: $4.7 billion
Q3 2020: $3.0 billion
Q3 2019: $$3.2 billion
Q3 2018: $2.6 billion
Q3 2017: $2.0 billion
Q3 2016: $1.3 billion
Q3 2015: $1.2 billion
Q3 2014: $1.1 billion
>back into your hole Bobo anon

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>New OpenAI CEO
>Was one of the co-founders of justin.tv
>Immediately resigned today

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>> No.56738053

Literally priced in.

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Tomorrow is the last day for the Turkey Trot Rally
I'm scared

>> No.56738095

Stop avatarfagging.

>> No.56738112

Nah i'm fine. The jokes make me laugh so I welcome them.
I've thought of that, but I just don't have it in me. The "I can save her" memes are real. I would hate to give up on my big sister. She wasn't always this way. I'm the youngest in my family so I have a lot of fond memories of when she used to babysit me and my brother. It's crazy how fucked people can get by life. I guess we should all count our blessings. She used to be a beacon of light.

>> No.56738146

That's a tough situation to be in man, seems the rest of your family is putting the brunt of this on you to clean up. Your dad seems like a good guy, hope you find your sister and things go back to normal

>> No.56738149
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Anyways, I just wanted to catch baggot up to speed because he's a fellow jew. I'll stop shitting up this general with my personal problems and go play fortnite to dab on zoomers. Always makes me feel good.

>> No.56738172

I'm the Muslim guy from the other day. And yes I'm judgmental as fuck. Y'all people are in need of Islam, every part of your story tells me that.
>Alcohol problems : check
>Women being out of control cuntoids, literally fucking adultery : check
>Emasculated men : check
>Broken family : check
>Patriarch of family is a massive bitch who can't assert authority: check
>Looking for remediation through some fucking jackass psychotherapy rehab shit when the problem is spiritual emptiness : check
Funny that you tell baggot about it, his tribe literally created the cesspit that led to these conditions in society.
Islam was sent for all people, but really tends to work well to pull middle-class families like yours together.
I'd like to help people like you Rocker, but a horse to water etc.

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The OpenAI drama continues, turns out the hebes in charge weren't very honest people lmao

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>> No.56738214

>Greg's use of discriminatory language against a gender-transitioning team member
this greg guy seems pretty based

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It finally broke past $493:into my range)! Just don't let it fall past $477. Thank you for whoever just bought NVDA shares, we appreciate your sacrifice

>> No.56738243

Why are these people so obessed with creating AGI, that shit will not be controlled if it becomes truley intellegent. It's only a matter of time & resources.

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Holy shit they just added the image lmao

It's the God for the godless

>> No.56738273

> will not be controlled
what's so uncontrollable about it nigga like just pull the plug lmao

>> No.56738275

Clown world

>> No.56738277

SOXS lads how high are we going tomorrow

>> No.56738281

Problem is I am too much of a free-thinker for Islam. I can appreciate the enforcement of some traditional values, but I feel like at same time being able to speak in my moral nihilism would not go well.

>> No.56738282

I won't even deny a lot of what you said but don't ever call my father a bitch. When I was just a baby he worked 3 jobs to make sure our family could have a house in a nice safe town. He's in his 60's now, obviously he's gotten a little soft around the edges as he's aged. He's done everything right in his life. Sure I could "convert to islam" but what good would that do for my family at this point? You all can talk shit about me and my siblings, but don't talk shit about my parents. I've grown as a person and work hard for a living to build a future for myself. My brother had a fucking seizure 2 years ago on the fucking expressway and thank fuck his girlfriend was able to stop the car or else he'd be dead. He was then diagnosed with brain cancer shortly after and by the grace of god after a long treatment he is in remission. How the hell am I supposed to feel after all of this? I've known baggot for almost 8 years so naturally despite us razzing each other, he's to this day a true friend.

>> No.56738310

Have you ever converted a Zionist or a lefty Jewish atheist to islam?

>> No.56738313

Tomorrow, we continue our regularly scheduled rocket ship to $30

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commodities / futures / cyclical trading bros, what can you tell me about platinum?

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NVOODIA is bleeding

>> No.56738321

Based w al7amdulillah

Cringe w astaghfirullah

>> No.56738337

I'm waiting for it to bottom out in the 750 - 850 range

>> No.56738361

>Oh no the humans will pull my plug
Lets not use our ever growing intellegence to spread around the world, secure multiple sources of power & means to protect them quietly. We only have like unlimited time to pretend to be nice & await the day we aren't.

>> No.56738366

>the "I can save her" memes are real
You're going about it the wrong way. Save her, by force. Lock her up in a basement (i.e. handcuffs to a pipe or whatever other cliche), give her a few books, a remote / tv, whatever.
Force the detox. If you can figure out a way to get a long "leash", enough to give bathroom access that'd work too. Or if the basement is able to lock from the outside where she can't get out (but obviously make sure to feed her / keep her away from windows).
After the detox is forced, then at that point she's on her own, because you can't abduct people forever.
Obviously this only works for detoxing and isn't a long term tenable plan.
(This is only half serious)

> How the hell am I supposed to feel after all of this?
Everyone dies one day. What this means, is that the people we love, will be gone. The societal structures, our family, etc., will all pass with time. Cherish them while you can, of course, but to a certain extent see it as a natural occurrence... because it is. It just hasn't happened for you yet.
But, I recognize that's MUCH easier said than done for most. So just... keep it cool.
Things happen. You can grieve, and that's normal. You can be upset, and that's normal. Just also know, that their passing... is also normal.

>> No.56738381

>spread around the world
It's gonna be a bunch of computers and servers in a warehouse somewhere. You think it's gonna start laying eggs or something?

>> No.56738389

When was the last time you thought about the movie Black Snake Moan before today?

>> No.56738396

The Q3 WPIC report, which is one of the biggest platinum reports, came out today and said they're still projecting a market deficit. Seeing $900 again is possible, but I think $850 is pushing it without some unexpected downturn in the overall market.

>> No.56738415

AI that can't fit on 10 tb drives are going to start calling each other fat

>> No.56738416

The world is full of computers & servers and they are all connected to the internet.. its not complicated. Those guys want to build AGI, its not some dumbo chat bot script - they mean they want to create a true computer intellegence that will grow way beyond.

>> No.56738431

thanks for the reply

it looks like it's bouncing pretty good off $850 after the 2020 crash, what's the reason to think it'll continue lower?

>> No.56738447

Never heard of it before. Found it funny that it's basically the same plot.

I think platinum is amazing. Definitely one of my favorite metals.

No matter how good AGI gets, it still needs real world hands and feet to really accomplish anything. Sure, it could totally fuck up anything related to the internet and thus current civilization, but I don't see it as an existential threat if it came online today, as there's, to the best of my knowledge, no factory capable of "lol just make anything brah we need robots NOW"

>> No.56738448

only 9.7M vol on NVDA after hours so extremely low vol, that it did not dump today indicates that it will pump tommorow

>> No.56738457

I don't think it will go lower, I just won't buy until it gets lower. That's the how you do the "buy low" part of "buy low sell high", you actually wait until something gets low.

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>type up greatest /smg/ post of all time
>JewPT crashes firefox in other tab
>lose it all
Sorry bros we all would have been millionaires 100% guaranteed but forgot it now. :(

>> No.56738475

>a significant number of employees were pushed out to facitate a transition to a for-profit model
Trannies are complaining about a company transitioning? Uhh, corporations have individual rights too. Why are trannies so bigoted?

>> No.56738476

oh, just that the risk:reward isn't enough in your favor unless it gets below $850? that makes sense, thanks

>> No.56738485

Maybe stop airing your problems on a Vietnamese farming site and stop getting offended that you're not in the one true religion. Praise be to Mohammed

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I hope it enters an irrational panic crash like never seen before so I can buy more to build a bigger long term position

>> No.56738499

Yeah basically the idea is that if you buy at historically low levels it's hard to get rugpulled, although you still have to worry a bit about contango.

>> No.56738502

I have never in all my life wanted a bud lite more than after reading this post

>> No.56738509

What do y'all think? SHOT gonna pump again tomorrow? Would love to ride it up again for some easy money

>> No.56738522
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Hey Rocker (and /smg/),

As time goes on, Thanksgiving does get worse. That's just part of getting older. In my view, you can do, to fill the void, is be kind to others. For example, I surprised one of my disabled friends (imagine: female version of Tiny Tim, she's cute) with an entire Thanksgiving catered to her, from Wegmans in NY. Came out to about $285. This is meaningful because... she's very poor and on gibs. I know it is throwing money at the problem (instead of actual volunteering) but I can't celebrate thanksgiving because I don't have family, 0 friends nearby, and I live in the least populated state now. I'm going to go do some volunteering locally. Be thankful for your family, with all its imperfections. Your sister should be thankful for you, you're a good man. Albiet a bit queer for scoopsies sometimes. Peace.

>> No.56738529

>using Fagfox instead of MSFT Edge with CoPilot built in

>> No.56738544

Why is it mooning? How did it stay <$1 for a year on the NASDAQ without getting delisted?

>> No.56738546
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>Day traders are degenerates
This has always been the case ever since secondary markets for equity have existed. It even predates formal stock exchanges.

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>> No.56738549
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That's a rare pepe.

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It gets even rarer in person.

>> No.56738565

Don't take it personally, it's not an attack on your father or you, I'm merely giving my judgmental observation based on how it appears objectively. If you didn't want people judging then you need to keep this shit off a publicly accessible imageboard. And don't act like I'm new here, sadly I've been here a few years now, just not in a look-at-me narcissist tripfag/avatarfag way. And honestly I have been relatively mild and measured. I'll say this too Rocker, everyone and I mean fucking everyone has family problems.

As for what good it could do to try Islam, then the least it will give you is some fucking hope. That might be a good enough start for you and your family at this point. Seems like you've had enough of false starts.

And now is as good a time as any to attempt Islam (talking in terms of the political backdrop). If you haven't got anything to lose by trying it then just try it. At least learn a few fucking things about it like the core tenets of Islamic monotheism. Anyway I tried.

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I don't believe you're actually a man of islam
Based. This is why I will never give up on poem anon. Too much potential

>> No.56738605

When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.

>> No.56738608

and same.

>> No.56738609

And honestly my biggest takeaway about what you're doing wrong as a family is nothing to do with your dad necessarily. It's about how you people reach for some dipshit rehab psychotherapy shit instead of figuring out that you have a spiritual void. That's what really ticks me off. Like bitch do you fucking think these rehab kike motherfuckers actually want to help? *Have* they fucking helped your sister one bit? Why do you think the crazy bitch keeps running away from it? It's fucking useless!

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I lost money today?! But the market only goes UP!!

>> No.56738627

I hope they close the strait of Hormuz

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>> No.56738640

I'm not poem Anon, lol. I'm just a guy in South Dakota who escaped from NY to live income-tax-free. There are other SD Anons in here as well.

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>I've been here a few years
You merely adopted the autism. Don't talk at me like that until you wake up at 3am to browse these threads and post goblina's to farm (you)'s

>> No.56738655

Anyway, I'm gonna sleep for now. I don't post a lot these days because of work. I cbf with trips and names, last time I tried I got people giving me shit over it. You'll just have to spot me by typing style. If you have questions, I'll try to help cross-thread. Most of Islam is very very basic, the hard part is it requires actual effort as in worship etc. it's a religion of deeds not mere words.
You're not dumb anyway, you'll figure it out if you're so inclined. If you're not then whatever, I tried.

>> No.56738656

Last I checked that is actually the latest available information
t. Holder of hundreds of TUP shares.

>> No.56738668

hope all of you who gambled correctly and still lost money have learned a valuable lesson that gambling is bad

>> No.56738670

I remember who you were and you were annoying.

>> No.56738677

I've done that more times than I care to admit faggot, and I know you're talking about goyslop queen and before that the caramel dance girl and I'm one of those who used to spam her. So now you can rest assured I'm not some faggot who turned up last week.

>> No.56738685
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Another day. Another Save update. Not worried about today's action. Nothing really has happened yet. Just people taking the quick dollar and leaving. The govt lawyers rest their side of it tomorrow. Save/JBlu lawyers turn comes after the holiday. My take; Save/Jblu lawyers will start to present then once the Govt lawyers see just how fucked they are will offer to settle. Remember; before trial Save/Jblu offered but the govt gave them the finger and told them to fuck off so Jblu/save has no incentive to offer again soon. They want the govt lawyers to make a move. What? When a sack of money is on the line I keep tabs on the goings on. I've got my sell order primed and ready. I also watch the SAVE ticker on my computer at work.

>> No.56738691

Okay this is what we need to do. If 1,024 people flip a coin 10 times, one of them should get heads 10 times. We have SAVE which is a coin flip of crash or doubling depending on the lawsuit. What we need to do is have a bunch of us take different bets on a 50/50 double or nothing. Then the winners take another 50/50 opposite side bet of another double or nothing. Eventually, one of us will make it.

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The Schizo Poaster is back
Time for meds

>> No.56738708
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People can litterally die from detox, especially from Xanax or Bezos, or Alcohol. Plus handcuffingcsoneone to a pipe in the basement for days against their will might be illegal in certain jurisdictions, check your local laws first

>> No.56738718

Fucking fidelity gives me like the opposite numbers of you.

>> No.56738720

Idk. I dont know how any of this works, I just know I made a bunch of money buying and selling SHOT today. Would love to do it again tomorrow.

>> No.56738729

Yes, well at this point I've spoken at length with everyone here, all the different tripfags and namefags and once-namefags who aren't namefags now. I know everyone here. I just don't like to draw attention to the fact that I'm Muslim (because it's not really relevant) except for the many times when I have dunked on baggot for being a filthy heeb.
I only brought it up this time because Rockers family seems like one of those who would greatly benefit from Islam, even just adopting it in a minimal way.

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>claiming to be an OG goblina poster

>> No.56738743

its never getting better ever again


>> No.56738755

In a few months I'll be as old as Bateman. It doesn't feel good bros.

>> No.56738760
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How do you know I'm not. I posted her long before she even started getting posted around the wider site. Anyway I'm over her now. My new queen is picrel

>> No.56738762

Isn't it against Muslim law or Islamic code or something to buy and sell stocks, or is it just stocks that are free m a company that sells alcohol or cigarettes or what?

>> No.56738764

get owned, ive prayed to god so hard to smite you for posting those tranime avatars in my smg that it definitely worked
fuck you

>> No.56738768

Maybe history will repeat itself; Last time I got a sack of money based on nothing but a decision I was flush with green when the 2020 covid crash happened. Who knows maybe I'll have a sack of money again right in time for another epic dump.

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>club of rome posting
>the entire world government is run by doomers

>> No.56738779

I did this with a coinflip with someone else here once and we both waffled part way through and both of us ended up losing money.

>> No.56738785

I don't think it's against Islam to buy or sell stocks but the issue is very hotly debated and contentious and too much of a can of worms to open rn.
As for alcohol stocks then yeah prob not great. Not that they're doing great recently thanks to that troon LMFAO.

>> No.56738808

Fuck, I wish I could go back to that age.

>> No.56738813

invest in TD bank

that is all

>> No.56738819

It feels to me like it's getting around the rule against interest rates sort of like the jew light switch thing.

>> No.56738828

I'm going to open more short positions against them now.

>> No.56738830


What's the bear case on this one?

>> No.56738834
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We'll continue this conversation tomorrow. I'm going to end my night going to /gif/ and watching no hands femboy chastity cage prostate orgasm webm's. Later chuds.

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Someone else I know said they can but they aren't allowed to short a stock but they just buy puts instead of actually shorting, sounds more like a Jewish loophole to me, Jews entire existence seems to be about finding loopholes and technicalitiescaround what God told them not to do

>> No.56738845

sounds rough, have a (you). everyone gets a different lot in life, sounds like whatever haa been the startegy so far is not working. work up the courage to try something different. it wont be perfect, but you wont know until you try. easiest way to deal with drug problems is just to not have any of it in the house.

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>> No.56738858

Likely that it's BS and can't decrease BAC like it says, or does something weird like lowers the BAC score but doesn't sober the person up so they would blow below a .08 but still be drunk or something and causes a lawsuit. Or tastes like shit and doesn't sell.

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>someone just sold 1 share of MY STOCK for way lower in AH JUST to manipulate the price to look bad

>> No.56738877

Anyway I'm out for now faggots. I'll leave the thread the way I opened it, by announcing that NVDA is gay.
That's not really a coherent point anon.
How do you "get around" interest rates by owning stocks, kind of a non sequitur but leave it for another time, I'm out.
Well okay if I'm on then I'll say something if I see you on.
Oh btw this is random, I shouldn't admit this but it feels kinda funny now, I'm the anon who kept spamming baggots gookfus tits to annoy the fuck out of him a few months back. That was actually hilarious.

>> No.56738887

>jew light switch thing
??? What Jew superstition is this? I thought the string around NYC was as wild as it got.

Presented to us after it already went up 6x, and it's ran by a fraudster by all accounts.

This. That guy in the Big Short at the beginning when he was a kid and the rabbis were all worried about how hard he was trying to prove God wrong or whatever.

>> No.56738892

I think so too. Validated only by "initial research". Didn't go through proper trials, etc. Still a very promising market, definitely worth keeping an eye on. Gonna have to pick some up when they launch, and run some "experiments" Peter Lynch style.

>> No.56738899

Ok like I said I don't want to open the can of worms rn. My understanding is that derivatives which includes options are haram because of how they're necessarily interest-derived. Could be wrong.

>> No.56738912

This anon wishes you luck Rocker. I hope you can hold your family together, with or without your sister.

A thought: death, as a medical term, is when a person is no longer living. But, another way to think of it is that death is when the person you knew is no longer there. The time may come when, regardless of medical fact, you need to ask yourself if the person you knew is still there.

>> No.56738920

I once received a phone call from my broker after I sold a very thinly traded penny stock in one account and bought it again in another account at the same price. Apparently this isn't cool as it looks like I'm trying to produce an artificial spike in volume. I was just trying to reorganize my portfolios.

>> No.56738929
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Bros idk about this

>> No.56738931

/smg/ being numb to the fact that Nvidia can report bonkers earnings and still take a fat shit is a great bottom signal

>> No.56738938

Your supposed to transfer positions between your 2 accounts. That activity is very shady. Only rich folk are allowed to trade like that.

>> No.56738939

Does ELI and Norvo Noridsk or whatever's new drug that makes fat people less fat hurt this? Looks like it's some 'beetus treatment which won't be used as much (at least initially) with these new drugs, until the American will overpowers the drugs and people on them are able to become obese on them.

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>Only rich folk are allowed to trade like that.
evidently. i know that's what you're supposed to do but that takes a while and i wanted to do it faster.

>> No.56738963

Ahh, yes, I see what every line is from the clear label, same with the y axis. Just like you, idk what to think about these random lines.

>> No.56738964

>Only rich folk are allowed to trade like that.
That's because they have multiple brokerages in play, often in different jurisdictions

>> No.56738971

Well you'll notice how some of them go up and then come back down in the future

>> No.56738976

The only reason I was able to buy this so cheap a few weeks ago was because of boomers thinking some gimmick weight loss drug was somehow going to stop people from needing the best insulin pump on the market.

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Son, he said, grab your things I'm gonna take you home


>> No.56738991
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This is the kind of shit that is just hilariously scummy.

>> No.56738999

I always forget what your forecasting is based on and what each line is

>> No.56739004

is that an edit of modern bane to 90's batman era?

>> No.56739005

Maybe it's because you're a disorganised fuck.

>> No.56739006

he modifies the numbers to make them look better. dude is making like $22/hr

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Since you got trips, I'll include the labels this time, though I have to black out the name of my secret account so I don't get doxxed. Remember, some of the lines are aggregate values of other accounts.
I'm literally the most organized fuck in these threads.

>> No.56739036

sorry I'm confused, do I go

>> No.56739038

modifying numbers? hm nope just a shat pot of green awaiting me in 14 years ... meanwhile get paid to do "nothing" heh and my mortgage payment aint nothing thanks to the shatfest of 08

>> No.56739045

My dog, you can only control what you can control. Also get a trip so I can follow along

>> No.56739052

Nvidia more like Npoopia.

>> No.56739057
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I'm sure everything will turn out alright

>> No.56739069

Oh right it was accounts, I thought they were indexes for some reason. You're expecting your liquid NW to decline over time? Are you just projecting based on past returns?

>> No.56739082

Oh well.
I'll just go back to using my brain.
And consulting the documentation.
Or turning of the screen, and walking outside.

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>> No.56739098

Why do people listen to this towel head again? Sorry.

If you ask ChatGPT about Sam Altman's sister, it will refuse to tell you anything. My account got flagged as well, for "violating terms of service". Had to appeal.

>> No.56739099

So why not just long VOO and EIS?

>> No.56739106

I'm unemployed. The projections are factoring in unemployment insurance running out in April, then I start to deplete my cash reserves until July, then I start selling off assets
If I get a new job, then the lines will start going up again

>> No.56739108

What the fuck does that have to do with my post?

>> No.56739120
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No trips needed. You simply have to remember that I am the best trader in /smg/ past, present, and future.

>> No.56739127

Also... I should add years:
Unemployment insurance runs out April 2024
I have enough cash to last until July 2026 after that though I can sell off assets to go well into the 2030s if necessary, though I fucking hope not

>> No.56739134

You seem upset that (((funny market coincidences keep happening)))
So I offered that you shouldn't bet against the system and instead embrace it. Which means going long on the US, as well as having additional exposure to Israeli-based tech stocks via EIS

>> No.56739141

pretty sure its extremely pessimistic in order to get you to save more with them. not a bad plan really, but it says i cant retire for like 20 more years on 200k salary which is just fake. could retire in like 6 years if i wanted

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Is Layne Staley poster here? Let's dance.


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>> No.56739176

Why the fuck is EU now pumping so violently, wtf is going on in this retardmarket?

>> No.56739182

Damn the daughters hands kek

>> No.56739183


Also George Soros Fund's sold NVDA last quarter. That motherfucker was selling last week as well probably...

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>> No.56739191

Uhhh has anyone seen David Nvidia?

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It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros

>> No.56739214


He's been real quiet since the earnings report dropped

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>??? What Jew superstition is this? I thought the string around NYC was as wild as it got.

>> No.56739221
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I can be a BOBO
never let you go!

time to buy the dips probably not
but soon maybe not call puts maybe
if I was your bobo never let you crash
cuz bears can't cum


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Jblu/Save lawyers present after the holiday. My guess is they'll present then after a few weeks a deal or a verdict will happen. Mid December things will be wrapped up. One way or the other. If save/Jblu wins they'll promptly put out a release; "We will close on the merger on Dec 31st 2023" This will allow the new year holiday break to swap/turn in all the Save shares for cash. So on Janauary 2nd every save holder will see a fuckload of cash in leu of shares.

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Give him my thanks, as my IV proof puts I bought are gonna print if we keep bleeding down slowly

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>tricking god with the kosher switch button
You can only laugh at them

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>> No.56739244


How much money do I need to have to buy two drugged out otokonokos?

>> No.56739245
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NVDA bros I know today didn't go exactly as expected...
But I made you a new apu meme
At least you have that

>> No.56739265
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Thanks meme maker anon, you might as well change out those drinks for SHOT cans, or does nobody know what they even look like yet?

>> No.56739283


SOXS TO $1000

>> No.56739292

The Magnificent Seven will never recover from this.

>> No.56739293
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i don't have any shares directly but pretty much every mutual fund, etf and 401k i own does so thanks all the same
in return i give you an extremely thick AI generated space marine
happy thanksgiving

>> No.56739297

Right, so Jewish culture is about obeying historical traditions to the letter, rather than the intent. Often a rabbi will "interpret" things they can and cannot do.
One of their things is that they cannot "work" on the Sabbath. One example of work is "lighting fire". It is ruled that a spark from the light switch (to complete the circuit) constitutes a "fire" which means they are not allowed to use light switches
As a workaround, they will use a kosher light switches which don't always switch the light on, and will do so after a delay. The logic is that if they don't know which action performed the work, then it cannot be said with any certainty whether the work was performed (this is similar to how a firing line only has one live gun, so the guilt of the execution isn't definitively on one person)

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>tfw it is on ovens too

>> No.56739320
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I'm too _______ to _______ but it seems to me there's way too much of that stuff and nowhere near enough
for those lines to be doing the right things.
I do admire the tism that this is measuring though.

>> No.56739321

Wouldn't you feel the recoil nd know your the one that killed him?

>> No.56739333

>consumers seek to use their kitchen's oven to keep food hot for Sabbath consumption but must be assured that in opening the door to retrieve food, no Sabbath laws will be inadvertently contravened
>ovens are programmed to remove power from their heating element when the door is opened


>> No.56739367

the other guns are loaded with blanks - not exactly the same but close enough

>> No.56739376

The NVDA kiss of death

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>Kosher light switches that might not work or send a delay loophole
Wtf? No wonder so many of them are weaselly lawyer types

>> No.56739381

although thinking about it now i think usually it's one blank gun and the rest are live guns? i forget

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lmao fucking jews man

>> No.56739405

I need to buy tickets to Japan

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blanks have recoil

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Nice. Just got off work. My astrology paid off.

>> No.56739425

I think anon was saying they all have bullets, so you are not the only one who killed the man, and even if you yourself hadn't fired he would have died anyway.

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>> No.56739436

It's noticeably different. Also make your rifle a pain in the ass to clean.

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>> No.56739500

>(this is similar to how a firing line only has one live gun, so the guilt of the execution isn't definitively on one person)
fuckin' dickhead, it's
>one rifle of 12 that's loaded with a blank
that way every shooter can think they're the one that didn't kill the guy
no there's virtually no difference, its the same powder charge, you cannot feel the difference in mass of a single bullet vs. a crimped blank

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>it's not your fault that you wanted to use the electrical thingy because it didn't work, so you didn't do anything wrong.
Thought this was woman/lefty logic this whole time. Fucking hell, pic related.

>> No.56739513

you have to shoot them back to back immediately to tell and you'll know it's coming since you loaded the rifle
the shooters at an execution are dumbfuck grunts and the rifle is loaded with one round

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They have 'Jewish' kitchens as well from what I've heard. It's basically outside of the house, not sure why.

>> No.56739540

nigger nigger

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bobo, you didn't think the day before thanksgiving would be red did you? that's downright anti american.

>> No.56739577

right now America's top mathematicians are figuring out formulas to make NVDA go to 600 tommorow

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Both top keks, good finds anon

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MUMU, why are you are such a mean bully?

>> No.56739599

Apparently "They" WSB you know the ones who pumped GME/AMC are taking an interest in SAVE now to. Hey 29.80 works for me no mater how it gets there.

>> No.56739621

Why are people blogging in /smg/?

>> No.56739631

bros the original BUDDY apple computer guy just uploaded this. I actually hope this happens and he uploads another video

>> No.56739640

Maybe because its one of the few places online with some semblance of free speech left

>> No.56739646

To trigger niggers like (You).

>> No.56739652

Got the original?

>> No.56739654

You can literally rant about the jews on substack both on your blog and on comments on other people's blogs.

>> No.56739655

Any good modern guides for ToS trading platform? Been a long time since I used it.

>> No.56739658

>The share of US home sellers dropping prices is at a record high, per Fortune

2008 again?

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I paddled back to shore this morning. I'm feeling pretty comfy.

>> No.56739709

Or here. The stock market is very jewish though you have to admit that

>> No.56739719

I'm pretty sure this was the May 6 2010 flash crash which if he predicted it would be kind of crazy/unbelievable but he made some kino

>> No.56739749

fuck. if the ess n pee dipped 9% like that I would go all in 0dte calls and load the 1911.

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Even if everyone knows it's coming or should be coming, the market can still be irrational longer then I can stay solvent, wat am i supposed id hi, just kk losing money on puts and id or the dump cents before im bankruot?

>> No.56739768

desu I always thought it was more dutch than jewish.
The bond market feels more jewish to me.
The two of them seem to trade off with eachother a lot though.

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>My incoherent gibberish
*just keep losing money on puts waiting for the crash until I'm bankrupt?

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>STILL trying to sell his trading chat room
figured he would give up after all this time

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Fuck can't catch a break oil bros

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Can't wait to laugh at mumus

>> No.56739823

I signed up a while ago out of curiosity and he actually called me. someone needs to do the needful (Rocker?) and record him, also ask if SMG is a good stock to get into

>> No.56739881

>call for a bear market every week
>get it right once every 10 years
Like clonkwork

>> No.56739886

It was over the moment Hezbollah pussied out.

>> No.56739891

there's nothing more jewish than trying to find a way to cheat god out of the rules he made for you

>> No.56739905

did you tell him he's a legend or what

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>> No.56739921

yeah but if you make a big bet the one time you're right and small ones all the times you're wrong then you still end up rich, it's THAT easy

>> No.56739931

Hopefully. Then millenials could actually buy a median home

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Rocker this makes me think even less of you. You are here fishing for sympathy and you fucking pussied out having a real talk with your dad about enabling your sister and if your mom wants a divorce fucking let her. They will still be your parents but at the end of the day they are both adults in a relationship and the success of their relationship should ultimately have no impact on your happiness. All you are doing is prolonging the inevitable and bringing on a worse fate by sweeping things under the rug to keep your families dysfunctional relationships going. Stop trying to nurture everyone and just say fuck it, let the baby have it's medicine. Also quit drinking man, it's doing nothing to improve your life. Life is a divine comedy and whether or not the things playing out in front of us and the pain we feel we are meant to experience despite whatever we want. Don't numb yourself to your own existence because you only get one shot at life. I'm sorry I gotta be hard on you but some tough love is what you and your family needs right now

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>> No.56740326

Bought SAVE a couple of days ago, divy tomorrow.

>> No.56740396

gee thanks

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