/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.54826004]

He Can't Trade Futures Edition

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>Live Streams
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>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
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>Screeners
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https://www.etfdb.com/
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

Prev >>54823152

[Anonymous No.54826025]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0kcet4aPpQ

[Anonymous No.54826027]

CPNG is SHIT. They have several offices in India, which means their product will be ASS to use. No way in hell am I applying to work there. Gates is setting himself up to get pajeet scammed.

[Anonymous No.54826038]

>So next on the bank failure list, sorted by beta... I own $WAL. Powell may not make it to Friday....

-https://twitter.com/rcwhalen/status/1653429363675635718

[Anonymous No.54826062]

>>54826038
The pain can end when the jews end ZION.

[Anonymous No.54826064]

>>54826038
You really think Discover and Capital One are fugged? Should I max my credit cards?

[Anonymous No.54826066]

>>54826004
My magic is going to turn the world's supply of cash into lasagna. The high diction word "Transmogrify" would describe it.

[Anonymous No.54826067]

Wait until 2pm CST before you buy anything tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54826075]

>First Republic Bank being replaced on the S&P 500 by AXON
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/taser-maker-axon-to-take-first-republic-banks-spot-in-the-s-p-500-3c115983
RIP banks lol lmao

[Anonymous No.54826083]

>>54826064
No, and they could just sell your charged off account to a debt buyer anyway

[Anonymous No.54826085]

>>54826062
Zion belongs to the Sorrows.

[Anonymous No.54826108]

>>54826064
Nah, that's probably just volatility from consumer weakness and they made the list because they're financials. It's shit like OZK, which holds a ton of CRE, that is a supposedly stable bank plunging on no news which you gotta look out for.

[Anonymous No.54826109]

>>54826038
truist didnt big on frc which makes me think theyre in trouble

[Anonymous No.54826125]

>>54826066
>Worries that Kashkari has gone too far

[Anonymous No.54826129]

GDC stock buy on open market order anon your welcome

[Anonymous No.54826131]

>>54826109
bid

[Anonymous No.54826170]

>>54826064
Capital One keeps sending me credit card offers in the mail. Yes they're fucked.

[Anonymous No.54826216]

>>54826064
was thinking the same thing. have literally never gotten a discover or Citi offer in the mail until about two weeks ago. BOA and amex pester me regularly but never Discover or Citi.

[Anonymous No.54826217]

>>54826027
>cope nigger
>donkey kong nigger
don't buy stocks with nigger in the name

[Anonymous No.54826226]

Should I buy PUTS on JPM?

[Anonymous No.54826246]

>>54826217
All in Northern Oil and Gas, Inc on open. Got it.

[Anonymous No.54826251]

Can someone spoonfeed me why he’s investing in Japan

[Anonymous No.54826253]

>>54826025
welcome back friend.

[Anonymous No.54826254]

>>54826038
Didn't some anon say that SCHW took a 20 billion loss or something and they're currently only valued at 100 billion market cap and the 20b loss isn't reflected on their book values yet?

[Anonymous No.54826265]

>>54826025
For the shorts. FED has turned the printers back on, today was the last dip you will see all year. S&P 4500 by December.

[Anonymous No.54826274]

>>54826038
why did USB tank so hard today on no news?

[Anonymous No.54826292]

>>54826226
no

[Anonymous No.54826298]

>>54826292
why not?

[Anonymous No.54826310]

>>54826251
Cheap capital. Trading houses are also a commodity bet.

[Anonymous No.54826318]

>>54826298
Too big to fail, go after kre xlf iwm zion pacw wal.

[Anonymous No.54826322]

I think its safe to assume SMG is the most enlightened and (richest) part of biz assuming correlation of critical insight of discussion with wealth building. I have gone on XMR general to argue the strengths and weaknesses of monero and bitcoin from a socioeconomic cultural standpoint and have gotten nothing but shitpost back showing me they dont consider the purpose of their investment. I go on XSG and point out that its a failed project and casually mention btc to get angry (you)s. I wont even begin to bring up chainlink threads as they just go from bad to worse. I really think the sign of someone with high status boils down to zero emotion with their business strategy. You never see bezos or buffett flinch in public. You never see jamie dimon lose his cool, maybe over bitcoin but rest is just zero emotion. Saudi family for example is always on point to press. Only people you should show weakness to is immediate family cause they are the one asset class you should never sell for gain simple as.

[Anonymous No.54826333]

Starbucks beats earnings expectations. Stock down 5% AH.

Make it make sense.

[Anonymous No.54826335]

>>54826251
I would like to thank once again Buffett-sama for propping up my OXY shares.

[Anonymous No.54826336]

>>54826025
>2 more weeks
2 more weeks.

Anon, CAT, CMI, CAR, F, all reported beats, some of them Record Earnings.
If you think it's over on those, you're fucking dumb.

>>54826274
Coordinated, or more likely, mutually agreeable shorts..

[Anonymous No.54826357]

>>54826333
Easy.

[Anonymous No.54826387]

I worked so fucking hard today im too tired to masturbate

[Anonymous No.54826391]

>>54826038
Capital One was one of the best banks for having the least unrealized losses. No clue why they’d be so high

>>54826274
USB has some of the highest unrealized losses on their books. If they go down we’re giga fucked because they’re the 7th biggest bank in the country

[Anonymous No.54826420]

>>54826391
that would be giga fucked if they let USB fail, they own my mortgage, then i wont have to pay it back

[Anonymous No.54826432]

>>54826420
Not how it works, goyim.

[Anonymous No.54826443]

>>54826391
I like Capitalone. I've got my emergency fund (3.50%) and credit cards (Savorone and Platinum) through them. Never any issues.

[Anonymous No.54826446]

>>54826432
*goy

[Anonymous No.54826454]

>>54826420
yeah you wish lmao

[Anonymous No.54826460]

>>54826443
>3.50%
lol

[Anonymous No.54826467]

>>54826387
I worked 13 hours in a factory today in steel toe boots and I'm still gonna crank one out tonight before bed. If I was less tired I would go creampie the Venezuelan chick I've been dating but I'll just save that for tomorrow.

You should go to the gym and work on your fitness levels anon. It sounds like you are turning into an onions boy

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54826552]

>>54825586
why is it just big regional banks that are failing?
why not any smol boyos like in 2009/2010?
or is that a massive shit storm that’s soon to follow?

[Anonymous No.54826568]

>>54826333
No AI=no pump. Don't ask about AMD I dunno either

[Anonymous No.54826587]

>>54826333
What doesn't make sense is this is actually the correct reaction. Stock was hugely overbought on nothing.
Earnings were expected to be catastrophic. They were only "bad". They didn't raise guidance.

[Anonymous No.54826604]

>>54826552
Seems to be California is failing in general sirs. Turns out a state full of communist faggots, drug addict zombies and hoards of peaceful youths looting isn't a good place to run banks

[Anonymous No.54826616]

Buy the bonds jerome.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54826644]

>>54826604
Well maybe they need more immigrants, but the wealthy people are leaving and the Healthcare system is failing because the immigrants are sick and there isn't a fucking doctor or engineer among them.

[Anonymous No.54826646]

>>54826004
Who's ready for the next Great Depression?

[Anonymous No.54826650]

Issue the forbidden negative rate bonds jerome

[Anonymous No.54826657]

>>54826460
Uh 3.50% is more than most brick and mortar banks would give out unless you locked it away in a CD. My credit union accounts, which I don't keep much in it, only forks out 0.10 - 0.15%

[Anonymous No.54826662]

is amd just getting fake and gayed AH like amzn did?

[Anonymous No.54826695]

>>54826552
because the media has decided that having UNREALIZED LOSSES!!!! on your assets and less than 250b in assets means you're not stable.
in reality probably every bank in this range is just fine. no bank can survive a run though. and smaller banks dont own enough investment securities for the dreaded UNREALIZED LOSSES!!!

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54826707]

>>54826662
No, the truth is there's a second bubble of chip fatigue and the market is saturated so basically take your winnings and buy failing banks like Jaime dimon.

[Anonymous No.54826719]

>>54826695
retard

[Anonymous No.54826720]

If you think you're priced out now, just wait two weeks.

[Anonymous No.54826724]

>>54826587
I didnt actually listen to the earnings call so maybe im talking out of my ass, but the earnings weren't bad at all. What was expected was a loss in profit of around 10%, and instead they raised their profit by 10% and showed that one of their major markets (China) was several months ahead of schedule in terms of revenue as they reemerge from Covid lockdowns.

They also improved efficiency and had more customers shop more often and spend more at their older stores.

[Anonymous No.54826726]

>>54826251
they're going to turn it into the california of asia except with SEAmonkeys instead of mexicans within the next decade

[Anonymous No.54826732]

>>54826109
My puts are gonna print, aren’t they?

When do you cash in a put on a company headed for bankruptcy?

[Anonymous No.54826747]

>AMD

[Anonymous No.54826750]

>>54826333
>>54826724
guidance
I could have told you that without just looking it up
https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/starbucks-sales-top-estimates-demand-recovery-china-2023-05-02/
whenever you see something like this in earnings / stock reaction, it's always guidance

[Anonymous No.54826751]

>>54826732
Before it gets delisted retard.

[Anonymous No.54826753]

>>54826732
before they got bought

[Anonymous No.54826758]

>>54826747
INTC is the new hotness

[Anonymous No.54826759]

Once again I have been heemed.

[Anonymous No.54826776]

>>54826747
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54826781]

>>54826038
Jpow is going to fuck their shit up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54826784]

>>54826646
Me

[Anonymous No.54826788]

If I roll my 401(k) over to Vanguard, will that let me trade individual stocks with it?

[Anonymous No.54826790]

>>54826759
Kek, I always think of this webm when I need a good chuckle. Imagine being under 5"11

[Anonymous No.54826791]

Are the fomc results at 12 or 130 tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54826798]

>>54826719
provide me a 2000 word essay on why im retarded and i will consider it

[Anonymous No.54826806]

>>54826391
CapitalOne on earnings gave a preview of demand destruction playing out im finance.

[Anonymous No.54826807]

>>54826751
>Retard

Words hurt, anon. I was smart enough to buy puts on a declining company and apply for an options account. I may have lost a bunch of money, but I just want to optimize my trades.

[Anonymous No.54826818]

guys.. is the bad stuff about to happen?

[Anonymous No.54826824]

>>54826646
da fuq is constant maturity

[Anonymous No.54826827]

>>54826791
it is the same thing, every meeting
the meeting is a two day meeting, tuesday / wednesday
on wednesday at 2:00pm EST sharp there is a press release which is instantly scraped by algos for sentiment hawkish / bearish, dot plot, future interest rates priced in almost instantly
then at 2:30pmEST there is a press conference with the chair
use this website for quick questions of economic events
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
use this website for a more advanced viewing of economic events with customizable filters
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/
and use this website for instant analysis / breakdowns of each economic event
https://www.forexlive.com/

[Anonymous No.54826828]

>>54826662
>106 p/e
>No div
>Chart is a sideways crab for three years

Why do people buy shit like this? I would legitimately consider investing in a chink IPO or some random shit coin or just light my fucking money on fire before I bought amd stock

[Anonymous No.54826830]

>>54826818
I wouldn't worry about it

[Anonymous No.54826834]

>>54826798
If banks hold their "cash" in assets that have massive unrealized losses, just a few customers withdrawing their money will force the bank to sell those assets at a loss until it becomes insolvent. Think of it as a bank run with leverage.

[Anonymous No.54826837]

will there be blood on the streets tmrw?

[Anonymous No.54826839]

>>54826824
>That bond was only 10 years, YOU SICK FUCK

[Anonymous No.54826840]

>>54826336
them beating earnings is a signal to Powell that he has engineered a soft landing and he has made all the right decisions.
we going up 25bp
hubris before the rugpull

[Anonymous No.54826853]

>>54826807
Party hard.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54826855]

>>54826038
what about Pacwest?
that was the next highest on beta, why’d he skip over that?

[Anonymous No.54826860]

>>54826788
You can roll over your 401k into an IRA at any broker. That change is what allows you to invest in individual stocks.

Where Vanguard actually backfires is they have certain restrictions on leveraged ETFs. Or maybe just options on them. Either way, they're pussies so only go with them if you don't know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.54826865]

BOIL

[Anonymous No.54826868]

everybody is dooming which tells me we're pumping tomorrow when Powel announces a pause after this hike

[Anonymous No.54826871]

>>54826818
Not until that yield curve thingamabob uninverts.

[Anonymous No.54826876]

>>54826828
NVDA is all of these but a few times worse.

[Anonymous No.54826881]

>>54826662
Fake dumps are a lot less common than fake pumps

[Anonymous No.54826886]

>>54826837
Nah, bulls will run with hopium from Jerome making soothing noises about a potential pause/no hike for June.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54826890]

>>54826064
Capital One is actually a “systemically important financial institution” and hits the Dodd-Frank criteria for “Big Boi”, so the feds would never let them fail, or even take on enough risk to look risky.

Plus, they do smol shitter loans, not big cückfornia coastie loans.

[Anonymous No.54826893]

>>54826868
>when Powel announces a pause

[Anonymous No.54826897]

>>54826860
you can't buy leveraged or inverse ETFs. There are also no trailing stoplosses. Options are a dollar per contract.

[Anonymous No.54826905]

>>54826868
I agree with you but I'm not confident in this month being green cause regional banks ate shit again even though the banking crisis was supposed to be over

[Anonymous No.54826906]

>>54826724
>raised profit by 10%
>relative to the abysmal number they gave you ahead of time
they're priming your expecations. you should be basing it on results from other years

[Anonymous No.54826919]

>>54826905
we're just going to violently pump and dump for more months and just end up crabbing but with more anxiety

[Anonymous No.54826923]

>>54826868
>>54826893
The most hawkish point I can raise is: if he didn't pause after SVB and Signature, why would he pause after just 1 more bank fails?

Inflation's proving sticky, so until those failed banks/crunched credit actually bring down wages, rates are gonna stay around 5.

[Anonymous No.54826932]

Nobody check
>futures

[Anonymous No.54826935]

>>54826860
>>54826897
Fugg, where should I go if I want to move it all into BNKD and Schwab is looking sketchy?

[Anonymous No.54826941]

>>54826868
>he raises
>fake and gay pump for 1 day
>rest of the week goes negative

[Anonymous No.54826940]

>>54826932
>futures

[Anonymous No.54826942]

>>54826834
I'm well aware of what HQLA is, what constitutes HQLA levels, and the various regulatory ratios surrounding required capital.
Banks should never be forced to liquidate assets to cover deposits, and there are regulatory ratios that ensure as much.
If it comes down to it banks borrow from FHLB to fund loans and large deposit outflows.

[Anonymous No.54826946]

>>54826932
>Made me look

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54826952]

>>54826650
So when congress is retarded and they default I win? Sounds intriguing I'd dump a couple grand in them.

[Anonymous No.54826964]

>>54826935
Schwab's fine (unless you own the stock lol). Even if the bank part gets heemed, they'd split that off and the brokerage would keep chugging along.

[Anonymous No.54826966]

>>54826935
I honestly don't know. I have been waiting to reach the 500k insurance limit on my Vanguard account before I open a new one. Just 32% to go...

[Anonymous No.54826970]

>>54826923
>why would he pause after just 1 more bank fails?
Well at some point, confidence gets too low for this to continue.

[Anonymous No.54826972]

>>54824530
>>54826533

[Anonymous No.54826979]

>>54826964
>>54826966
The insurance is bullshit. Too many institutions are at risk for it to pay out. It's all about avoiding bail-ins at this point.

[Anonymous No.54826988]

>>54826972
Found the wagie.

[Anonymous No.54826999]

>>54826868
Powell will say what he always says, “we’ll wait for incoming data before we make a decision on whether or not to do future hikes”. If April and May’s inflation data comes in red hot, he raises again in June. If not, he’ll look at the whole picture and consider a pause. It’s pretty fucking basic, but bulls can’t seem to grasp that Powell is trying not to replicate the 70s

[putsRnotDaWae No.54827008]

>16 months into bobo's big gay crash
>SPX is only down 15%
Kek, losers.

[Anonymous No.54827016]

>>54826979
I can see that being the case for cash or money market funds or whatever. But for people's shares to up and disappear is some nigger shit I can't imagine happening.

[Anonymous No.54827019]

>>54827008
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

[Anonymous No.54827021]

>>54826970
Ah but consider this: every regional bank that fails gets scooped up by JPM in a fire sale. That makes bank failures a good thing for Powell's bosses.

>>54826979
FDIC has been de facto unlimited on the bank side. SIPC is meant for if your broker goes all Chink boiler room and speculates with your account's holdings rather than, ya know, holding them.

[Anonymous No.54827030]

What the fuck does bits per second have to do with interest?

[Anonymous No.54827032]

>>54827016
Bankruptcy liquidations my dude.

[Anonymous No.54827034]

I got some spx I will let go for 4188. any sleepers in the thread tonight?

[Anonymous No.54827044]

>>54827030
Those are actually benis points. Rookie mistake.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54827050]

>>54827019
I'm a winner, bulls like me only win.

[Anonymous No.54827051]

banking

[Anonymous No.54827062]

>>54827051
Get forcibly acquired by JPM son.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54827066]

>>54827030
I’m a FAGMAN nigger and even I wouldn’t think that when I see “bps”, which very clearly means none other than “bepis”, you stupid nigger.
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.54827073]

>>54827050
Your shill persona is supposed to be holding tickers that are down 90%. If you were a real person you would be the worst investor on /smg/.

[Anonymous No.54827088]

>>54826988
? I work in IT and have enough savings to lve comfortably for a while

[Anonymous No.54827099]

>>54827032
Look up what happened to retail or, hell, institutional brokerage accounts at Bear. And we're a long way away from even that inconvenience where the accounts spend a couple days being shifted to the new brokerage.

[Anonymous No.54827100]

>>54826979
they only bail out the rich ones

[putsRnotDaWae No.54827104]

>>54827073
What are you talking about schizo?

[Anonymous No.54827118]

>>54826657
>Uh 3.50% is more than most brick and mortar banks would give out unless you locked it away in a CD
lol

[Anonymous No.54827133]

>>54827104
https://www.archived.moe/biz/search/text/chainlink/username/putsRnotDaWae/
Your fake investments in ARKK and Chainlink lost enormous amounts of money.

[Anonymous No.54827192]

give it to me straight /smg/, are my june spy calls toast?

[Anonymous No.54827237]

>>54827192
Yes

[Anonymous No.54827246]

>>54827192
>spy calls
what strike, hopefully they were cheap.

[Anonymous No.54827254]

>>54827192
Anon the crash is in June.

[Anonymous No.54827256]

>>54827192
>June Calls
>In this environment
I dunno what possessed you to buy them but they will expire worthless because SPY crabbed

[Anonymous No.54827272]

I'm still bullish short term

[Anonymous No.54827273]

>>54826988
If I get paid 38 dollars an hour am I still considered a wagie?

[Anonymous No.54827286]

Vice Chairman & CFO of Visa sold nearly half his shares of the company following last week's earnings report.


Uhhhhhhhh bulltards.... is this bullish???

[Anonymous No.54827290]

>>54827273
neets consider anybody who isn't them to be a wagie, its really a cope on their part

[Anonymous No.54827297]

I haven't played since I got burned in February buying the tops of too many poompas, like when SI was $22 and I sold at $17.

Pls tell me recession soon so I can start slurping

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54827308]

>>54827297
No niggers aloud on /smg/, chud.

[Anonymous No.54827309]

>>54827273
You're trading your finite life for fiat, yes you're a wagie.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54827319]

>>54827309
am I a wagie if I make $370k / year?

[Anonymous No.54827357]

>>54827273
>an hour
You are literally working for an hourly wage. The number is irrelevant.

>>54827290
Typical wagie lies. Education and training are not wagies and not neets.

[Anonymous No.54827370]

>>p54827273
>I wage for a literal wage
>am I a wagie

[Anonymous No.54827384]

>>54827319
After 200k in taxes and 200k loss on SOXL, your net gain is zero sadly.

[Anonymous No.54827394]

>>54827319
You're wagie if you can't afford to stop working and neet it up whenever you please.
Even if you make 370k a year, if taking a gap in employment is enough to make you unemployable when you do decide to renter the workforce, you're still a wagie.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54827401]

>>54827133
I bought chainlink at ICO and DCA into ARKK, both are still massively up. Cope and seethe, nolinker.

[Anonymous No.54827428]

>>54827286
Look what AAPL folks have been up to: https://www.secform4.com/insider-trading/320193.htm

[Anonymous No.54827429]

>>54827401
Even if that were true, which it's not, you would still be down 90+% from ATH.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54827439]

>>54827384
what if I just put another $200k on SOXL next year snd lose it all again?
would I still be a wagie then???

>>54827394
Ah, I see.
I’m still a wagie at $370k/year.
Thanks for clarifying, chud.

[Anonymous No.54827455]

>>54827439
>would I still be a wagie then???
At that point you're worse than a wagie. You're doing it for free.
Negative compounding hits hard. At least it wasn't BOIL.

[Anonymous No.54827472]

Remember what I said last year. The market will have a FAKE bull run to trick investors into going long.... Even the great BEAR Michael Dingleberry capitulated.

In hindsight people will be wondering HOW THESE PEOPLE COULD BE SO STUPID to think the real bull market is BACK..
>not saying we will crash to all time lows this month.

[Anonymous No.54827482]

>>54827428
>82 million dollars on the last 3 months

[Anonymous No.54827505]

>>54827482
OK, I should've said look what the CFO did. Resolutely refusing to build a position. Just selling off like a maniac. Total goblin mode.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54827508]

>>54827429
What part of never selling do you nolinker FUD shills not grasp? It's going to be 5 figures in a few years.

[Anonymous No.54827523]

Salary cucks are just mad they don't qualify for overtime

[Anonymous No.54827546]

Bros... I'm just worried about my bank

[Anonymous No.54827568]

>>54827523
The lowest salaried worker still makes more than the overtime wagie working 60 hours a week.

[Anonymous No.54827574]

>>54827546
Tellers might get fired or their logo changed but even if you're banking at Podunk Credit Union, there's nothing to worry about. FDIC handoffs pretty efficiently wrap up over the weekend.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54827576]

>>54827546
Ignore the banking FUD, it's literal Russian propaganda. Banks are sound and resilient, and the Fed will instantly bail out any bank if trouble does happen.

[Anonymous No.54827589]

>>54827546
fundus are safu

[Anonymous No.54827604]

>>54827576
we couldn't stop a run on toilet paper during the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.54827606]

>>54827574
what if the FDIC is insolvent?

[Anonymous No.54827613]

>>54827546
its just money Anon, the only things that matter in this life is your family and your health.

I've been waging for 10 years and I can't afford anything without going into debt, im pretty burnt out on the rat race. All I care about is eating well and getting enough rest these days.

[Anonymous No.54827628]

>>54827606
Who cares about FDIC... the UNITED STATES is about to default.....

Technical default still counts.Imagine they default for one DAY.. Now imagine it for ONE WEEK.

Markets would FALL OFF A CLIFF...WE are going back to the dot com ERA NIGGA!

SPY 2000!!!! Y2K BAY BAY!!!!!!

PETS DO COM!!!!!!!!

AMAZON BACK TO $20!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54827638]

>>54827604
Not a critical resource and everything was restocked after a month.
Dollars are just numbers in a computer.

[Anonymous No.54827651]

>>54827606
The us federal government would have to be insolvent too?

[Anonymous No.54827652]

>>54826333
Simply the market is a scam up and down. If it went the same direction as your bet, it wasn't because you accurately knew that, it just happened to go the same way you wanted. Makes me very hesistant to trade now as it feels very blatant

[Anonymous No.54827668]

>>54827613
>your family and your health.
fuck I have none of those either

[Anonymous No.54827669]

>>54827652
this is why I always sell before earnings calls, waiting is literally gambling.

[Anonymous No.54827673]

So what's the name for this nascent crisis?

[Anonymous No.54827675]

>>54827606
They currently have like $70b cash on hand, enough to cover a few more collapses, with the ability to tap/levy fees against JP Morgan's fortress balance sheet. And that's before talking about yoinking money from Yellen's checking account, much less Fed intervention.

I could see at the very worst you have like 5 FRC/SVB size banks all fail over the weekend, plus anon's (by sheer dumb luck), then the FDIC has some too-big-to-fail banks pitch in billions of dollars and Congress rushes through a bipartisan bill over the weekend that raises the debt limit by a quarter trillion with instructions to yeet it over to the FDIC.

Markets would shit bricks (and anon should focus on trading that chaos) but on Monday his little $5k account will be functioning the same as it did Friday while maybe some local business's $500k account only has $100k restored until Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.54827677]

>Be home depot wagie
>Need a quick bite and drink
>There's a 7/11 about 2 minute walk away
>Get a few big bite hotdogs and double xlarge big gulp for a few bucks
>Pair of pakis that barely speak english run register
>Long ass line of pissed customers waiting
>Finally get to pay for it
>Motherfuckers don't even look me in the eye, say thanks and give me a bag to carry my stuff

Bros is this bullish for me to short 7/11 stock?

[Anonymous No.54827685]

>>54827628
>SPY 2000!!!! Y2K BAY BAY!!!!!!
I must admit, kpop spammer-san, that this is pretty based

>>54827673
World Recession II (WRII)

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54827703]

>>54827673
The Ball Drainer

[Anonymous No.54827710]

>>54827703
That was Lael's nickname at the Fed.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54827715]

>>54827673
The Biden Boogaloo

[Anonymous No.54827747]

>>54826265
>1 pbtid
Imagine they made you link your posts to your portfolio on this board wew Id quickly find out if these are anons are purposefully trying to screw me over

[Anonymous No.54827758]

>>54827673
>"Somebody's doing the raping" - President Donald Trump

[Anonymous No.54827761]

Yesterday I closed all my long positions and moved everything into a money market fund. Gotta trust your gut.

[Anonymous No.54827765]

>futures

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54827774]

>>54827710
kek’d

>>54827673
Okay, so what ingredients do we have for this one:
>rate hikes like crazy
>post-COVID
>President Brandon
>tech lay-offs (Poos getting clean out)
>Cückfornia banks failing

So,
>The Great COVID Clean-Out Curfuffle
>The Great COVID Clean-Out
>The Great Poo Flushening of Dwenty Dwenty

[Anonymous No.54827780]

>>54827761
i've given up on managing my own money so I'm dumping everything into O and JEPI like the divi boomer.

[Anonymous No.54827785]

>>54827675
lol a quarter trillion is nothing at this point and that's also ignoring all of the other things that would have to be financed. Just watch the TGA to see how fast a quarter trillion goes. There's just under 300 billion in there now and Yellen is saying we have until June before it runs out, including whatever they can raise rolling debt in the mean time.

[Anonymous No.54827786]

>>54827761
I spammed some MIC for that reason.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54827796]

>>54827677
isn’t that shit ran as a franchise or something?
only darkies work at gas stations because they get robbed a fuckload

[Anonymous No.54827808]

my schizo sentiment scraper is ramping up this week, looks like a good time to go long

[putsRnotDaWae No.54827810]

Why are you bobo faggots blaming Biden for the shit economy when he inherited it from Trump? The money printing, ZIRP + QE policy was unironically the Republican's fault.

[Anonymous No.54827811]

>>54827785
Sure but to the FDIC that's waaaay more than they'd need for anything. Remember: their top mandates are 1) to make insured deposits whole and 2) reduce the cost to the taxpayer/their fund. Anything else beyond that is gravy.

Bottom line: if any of us need to actually worry about being able to access 100% of our checking account dollars every single day, we've got bigger problems.

[Anonymous No.54827815]

>>54827638
Neither of the things you said are true. I will not be gaslit about the shitocalypse.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54827816]

>>54827673
How about something with trannies?
>The Great Tech Tranny Transcendence

[Anonymous No.54827817]

>>54827774
How about The Liquidation?

[Anonymous No.54827825]

Why is oil going DOWN when it's supposed to go UP? Get the CEO of West Texas Intermediate (WTI) Light Sweet Crude Oil on the line IMMEDIATELY!

[Anonymous No.54827848]

>>54827825
Some anon posted the article earlier, but he's currently in a shootout with the EPA. Please hold.

[Anonymous No.54827850]

>>54826333
earnings are intentionally made to be beaten as easily as possible
the de facto result is that stock performance isn't measured by if you beat earning, but by how many factors you beat earnings
welcome to the clown market

[Anonymous No.54827851]

>>54827825
Relax anon. This is just the calm before the storm for oilCHADs.

[Anonymous No.54827863]

>>54827810
Oh so when it's Biden it's "inherited", but anything bad going on while Trump was in office is his fault and not "inherited" from Obama

[Anonymous No.54827871]

shit bros, turns out that I'm nott really poor, I'm middle class

[Anonymous No.54827872]

JFC I just saw futures computer. Oil is getting FUCKED and my portfolio along with it.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54827878]

>>54827817
shouldn’t it have something to do with whatever is specific to this one?
e.g. previous ones:
>Energy Crisis
>Housing Crisis
>Dot com Bubble
>COVID crisis

[Anonymous No.54827881]

>>54827811
>but their mandates!
The banking system is fucked, the treasury is fucked. The FDIC sure as hell isn't going to come in and save the day once reality hits.

[Anonymous No.54827884]

>>54827825
It is amazing how much oil is in a bank. When they fail they just flood the market.

[Anonymous No.54827887]

>>54827878
I thought it was everything though? Like "the everything bubble" is lame.

[Anonymous No.54827889]

>>54827546
As you should

[Anonymous No.54827901]

>>54827881
There's "Fed buying HYG during COVID" mandate stretching and "Yellen withdraws cash from the TGA to go on a crack bender with Hunter" behavior. What you're talking about is the latter.

And like I said, if things get to that point (probably later this decade, who knows?), then we have bigger problems like fleeing to countries that still have electricity and running water.

[Anonymous No.54827904]

>>54827884
>Bank vaults are filled with both gold and black gold

[Anonymous No.54827906]

is NVDA the fakest and gayest stock of all time?

[Anonymous No.54827923]

>>54827825
>71.62
Man that production cut was just 1 month ago and now the gap is almost filled. Might be time to slurp cause MBS is gonna repeat the same strategy probably

[Anonymous No.54827934]

>>54827796
Well I won't be going back there for a long ass time unless they hire white people that care to talk to customers properly. I'm gonna go to popeye's or something for lunch breaks next time even if its a bit father away.

[Anonymous No.54827936]

>>54827906
Yeah but it's stuck in bear trap mode, I've thought about buying a put but most likely there'll be world peace and inflation will go to 0 the very next day.

[Anonymous No.54827937]

>>54827923
If I were the Saudis I would just embargo the U.S. honestly. This oil market is extremely fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.54827940]

so who is selling everything before the rate hike tomorrow and rebuying after the market reaction?

[Anonymous No.54827969]

>>54827810
Democrats were demanding more money printing and attacking Trump for not doing more stimulus. The economy was in a strong rebound at the end of 2020, and things went to shit with inflation in late 2021.Democrats and their counterparts like Trudeau were still locking down and trying to push UBI at the start of 2022, when the trucker protests happened. ZIRP+QE was going on since the 2008 crisis, throughout Obama's term, and continued for a year under Biden.

[Anonymous No.54827975]

>>54827923
demand shock coming that's why they did it

[Anonymous No.54827982]

>>54827810
you are fucking stupid, the economy was wrecked under Obama for nearly a decade, Trump inherited and turned around Obama's mess, then democrats used covid as an excuse to shut down the economy to blame trump. kys

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54827996]

>>54827887
what’s “everything” about a bunch of tech lay-offs, and a cückifornia bank going bust that literally decided to make a nigger-tranny fund (SVB).
>it’s the great tech tranny transcension

[Anonymous No.54827997]

I should just give up huh

[Anonymous No.54828013]

>>54827997
no, this is the start of down turn of a cycle that will last for a several months to a couple years and then it will swing up. lots of day traders are going to be fucked without free money pumping the markets, but index and dividend investors will DCA through the slump and come out on top.

[Anonymous No.54828014]

>>54827997
Think about all the fun you had along the way

[Anonymous No.54828016]

>>54827997
It's been a tough year so far. If you weren't balls deep in a few of the largest tech tranny stocks or a pro at timing, you'll likely be lagging.

[Anonymous No.54828015]

>>54827997
Yes. But few could've predicted Nasshit's mega-recovery due to AI hype. At the turn of the year people were saying tech was dead.

[Anonymous No.54828020]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54828022]

>>54827997
Never give up. That's how homosexuality happens.

[Anonymous No.54828027]

>>54827997
sell now, then buy back in segments of red

[Anonymous No.54828031]

>>54827906
I bought gay sex @ $21, so, no, SIGA is more gay than NVDA.

[Anonymous No.54828034]

>>54828022
softbite dog has been trained for bird hunting.

[Anonymous No.54828037]

>>54828031
True. And don't forget GRND or BUD.

[Anonymous No.54828053]

>woke media companies filing for bankruptcy
>culture war dividers in MSM being sent to pasture
>rumble has been rallying for two days straight
it's kinda clear that we are gearing up for war and they are trying to redirect the populaces attention from attacking each other.

[Anonymous No.54828062]

>>54827997
Well you can always become a boglehead. Which is pretty gay but you'll beat most people here long term. Or at least leverage the indexes with synthetic futures, LEAPS, or something.

[Anonymous No.54828064]

I’ve been so high on schadenfreude the last few days heckling bbby retards I never did anything with the news of two more stinky homo California banks bleeding and contracting AIDS from cultural celebration. Sadly the opportunity cost is steep.

[Anonymous No.54828065]

>new era of automated drone warfare and AI taking the majority of jobs and a new financial crisis and a currency crash and a generation of androgynous anti-white anti-male anti-natalists and mandated mRNA shots and toxic food and a digital dollar that decides how you're allowed to spend your good boy points

[Anonymous No.54828078]

>>54828062
yes.
VTI
VXUS
VNQ
VYM
AVUV
DFEN
but thinking about changing to a high yield divie portfolio.

[Anonymous No.54828086]

>>54828065
>I am an automaton
sad

[Anonymous No.54828085]

>>54828037
BUD is not recovering from this shit, their sales are down 90% in any place that still buys that swill bud light, it's heavily underreported assuming this is a boycott and not an outright dumping of the brand.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828091]

>>54827997

[Anonymous No.54828092]

>>54827810
Maybe it has something to do with him destroying the United States's standing in the world on every possible front?

[putsRnotDaWae No.54828100]

>>54828092
>destroying the US
Again, he inherited Trump's horrible economy. Biden is in the top 3 presidents in US history.

[Anonymous No.54828101]

>>54828085
Yeah, queer beer's finished. The stock's a different beast however, since that particular brand and just in North America is a small fraction of InBev's total revenue.

[Anonymous No.54828109]

>>54828101
InBev didn't hire the dumb bitch who crashed the brand though.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828110]

>>54827810
clearly trolling, but the trillion dollar spending bill while the fed said it’s fucking inflation fighting time clearly didn’t help.

[Anonymous No.54828112]

>>54828086
wat?

are you calling me an NPC?

[Anonymous No.54828121]

>>54828112
the shirt the loli is wearing is NPC

[Anonymous No.54828125]

>>54828100
lol upvoted

[Anonymous No.54828132]

I can't figure out how to make my life good.

I've figured out the following:
I want sexo.

[Anonymous No.54828135]

How do I stop taking naps after work thus wrecking my sleep schedule?

[Anonymous No.54828136]

>>54828110
probably why the republicans aren't fighting the debt ceiling this time. Give him enough rope to hang himself with so they can use it as leverage to get back into power at the expense of everyone but the most affluent. My hatred of these parties couldn't get any more intense.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828138]

>>54828100
when did you first discover that you were retarded, anon?

[Anonymous No.54828141]

>>54827997
rookie numbers
I've lost 30% of my net worth since october

[putsRnotDaWae No.54828144]

>>54828138
>>54828110
All of the bobo cope in this thread is making me extra bullish.

[Anonymous No.54828145]

>>54828109
Sure but the point is even if you totally 0 out Bud sales, that's at most a couple dollars off BUD the stock.

[Anonymous No.54828148]

>>54828135
Take naps during work. Humans evolved for the siesta.

[Anonymous No.54828152]

>>54828145
who cares? they are losing billions and their main brand died. That stock is going to get hit pretty hard at their next earnings, so don't think that it hasn't tanked today means anything, people invested don't drink budlight.

[Anonymous No.54828156]

>>54828144
ebin

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828165]

>>54828144
wtf does that have to do with your status as a retarded tranny, you stupid nigger?
can you even fucking read? that’s probably too much to expect of somebody as impeccably retarded as you are

[Anonymous No.54828178]

>>54828078
>but thinking about changing to a high yield divie portfolio.
Look through the CBOE indexes. They have one where they track a strategy of buying the dividend aristocrat stocks and selling monthly CC's. It out performed SPX by a decent amount if I remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.54828181]

>>54828152
They made nearly $30b in sales last quarter. "Main brand" is a stretch.

Like, believe me, I don't like them any more than you do but we wouldn't expect, I dunno, XOM to plunge to 0 if Guyana nationalized their shit there.

[Anonymous No.54828184]

>>54828181
>last quarter
you are being silly

[Anonymous No.54828189]

I'm buying IEP calls on thursday before earnings, Hindenburg is retarded.

[Anonymous No.54828200]

>>54828181
>the customers of your flagship product that you spend billions a year on advertising to at every venue at every sporting event won't put a dent in their quarterley earnings report
Imagine being this fucking retarded. People that are boycotting are never going back, they will drink coors light or yuengling.

[Anonymous No.54828213]

>>54828200
shid I didn't think about putting money into molson, it's up 7% today

[Anonymous No.54828219]

>>54828213
lmao went from 52 to 65 since the tranny beer.

[Anonymous No.54828236]

ProShares better fucking make it through this without going bankrupt.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54828237]

>>54828165
>>54828156
Have fun staying poor.

[Anonymous No.54828242]

>>54828184
>>54828200
Here's their Q4 presentation: https://www.ab-inbev.com/assets/pressreleases/2023/ABInBev%204Q22%20Webcast_External.pdf

All brands in North America were 29% of their earnings.

Here's their 20-F (foreigner annual report): https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1668717/000119312523073993/d447566d20f.htm#tx447566_22

These are all their brands in the US:
>Beer and Beyond Beer: 10 Barrel, Beck’s, Blue Point, Breckenridge, Bud Ice, Bud Light, Bud Light Lime, Bud Light Platinum, Bud Light Platinum Seltzer, Bud Light Seltzer, Bud Light Chelada, Bud Light Next, Bud Light Orange, Budweiser, Budweiser Chelada, Budweiser Zero, Budweiser Select, Busch, Busch 0.0%, Busch Light, Busch Light Apple, Busch Ice, Cutwater, Devil’s Backbone, Elysian, Estrella Jalisco, Four Peaks, Golden Road, Goose Island, Hoegaarden, Hurricane, Karbach, Kona, Landshark, Leffe, Michelob Ultra, Michelob Ultra Infusions, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold, Michelob Ultra Seltzer, Naturdays, Natural Light, Natural Ice, Natty Daddy, NUTRL, O’ Douls, Presidente, Redhook, the Rita family, Rolling Rock, Shock Top, Stella Artois, Wicked Weed, Widmer

So yes, if you have a total boycott of Bud, and Busch, and Michelob, and Natty Ice, and O'Douls, and Stella (plus Corona and Modelo which are missing from that list for some reason) then BUD could drop from 63 to 45.

[Anonymous No.54828246]

>>54828237
Says the retarded faggot who claims to be down 90% on LINK and ARKK.

[Anonymous No.54828249]

>>54827673
The great bond heeming.

[Anonymous No.54828255]

>>54828219
>avg volume: 1,896,241
>today's volume: 8,488,670
man I missed out on that short opportunity and punching air rn

[Anonymous No.54828259]

>>54828242
Who's gonna boycott modelo?
I don't think the people who drink it even know it's owned by the same ppl as bud light and they don't tune into wh*toid woke politics anyway.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828263]

>>54828237
idc, you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.54828271]

SO! who do I call to,get my initial deposit back from the FRC delisting?

[Anonymous No.54828273]

>>54828259
They're just going to use AI to make beer commercials as safe as possible now.

[Anonymous No.54828274]

>>54828271
1-900-WET-CUNT

[Anonymous No.54828283]

>>54828237
You are retarded as you are ugly as you are degenerate

[Anonymous No.54828292]

>>54828274
SVB people got bailed out, I wanna bait out. Do I email the SEC?

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828294]

>>54828273
holy shit, did I just have a stroke

[Anonymous No.54828296]

>>54828273 What abomination is this

[Anonymous No.54828298]

>>54828273

[Anonymous No.54828309]

>>54828078
>>54828178
Found it. Tell me that pic related isn't a sexy dividend fund.

[Anonymous No.54828317]

>>54828242
>over half are bud light variations the rest are women beers that nobody drinks, busch is only drank by poor alcoholics when pabst blue ribbon is out of stock.
What are your pronouns? They are absolutely fucked. People are tired of being strong armed into supporting an agenda that they disagree with by corporations pushing an agenda that has nothing to do with their product. The days of brand loyalty are over.

[Anonymous No.54828321]

>thread made at 7:30pm on a weekday is still up
This is why I stopped making videos

[Anonymous No.54828328]

>>54828273
For some reason, I have a thirst only AECIO RENIDE.
>his will be seen by aliens or future people and they’ll think we evolved from this

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828334]

>>54828321
it’s after hours. the threads go slower, mistuh fat hands

[Anonymous No.54828338]

>>54828321
No, you stopped because your zoom zoom janitors discovered you on YouTube and you said some very hurtful things that borderline a proper BakerAct

[Anonymous No.54828340]

>>54828292
Change your name to a prescious mineral and add stein or berg at the end and start a bank, then loan other peoples money out x100 to other people, especially retarded black people, retarded woman, and mentally ill people that think that they are the opposite sex, but also hire them to run your company.

[Anonymous No.54828342]

>>54828334
Not on weekdays. This is crazy. I almost worked a full day and come home to the same thread. Wild shit. I guess everyone got liquidated and went home.

[Anonymous No.54828343]

>>54828309
bretty gud

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828346]

>>54828338
>BakerAct
explain this in words that a nigger could understand

[Anonymous No.54828357]

>>54828321
banks are failing left and right…. shits not boring

[Anonymous No.54828358]

>>54828292
https://www.fdic.gov/resources/resolutions/bank-failures/failed-bank-list/first-republic.html

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828362]

>>54828342
>almost worked a full day
>4 hours or so
that’s only a full day for tech trannies like me

[Anonymous No.54828368]

>>54828271
frc will be changed to FRCB tomorrow as OTC
lucky me i have shares on webull and robinhood and they don't do otc and transfering them to TDA would cost $75 each..

[Anonymous No.54828378]

>>54828357
this, bear is happiest when it is hungry and there are plenty of cows wandering outside of the fence that hasn't been repaired.

[Anonymous No.54828381]

>>54828362
Well not exactly, I got to work at 6 and left at 12. I forced my boss to give me more labor hours to play with because i'm tired of being understaffed. He had no choice but to grant me those hours so we got out a little earlier.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828394]

>>54828381
quit your kvetching
the thread is only 4 hours old, mistuh fat hands

[Anonymous No.54828398]

>>54828378
What are bears going to feast? Every fucking retard has all of their money in NVDA MSFG APPL AMZN. They are so fucking overvalued that there is nothing to be gained unless there is a complete market crash.

[Anonymous No.54828402]

>>54828317
>over half are bud light variations the rest are women beers that nobody drinks, busch is only drank by poor alcoholics when pabst blue ribbon is out of stock.
Well I couldn't find exact 2022 numbers from BUD themselves but here's some 2021 data from some randos. Bump it up by 10% or so for inflation, assume they didn't lose market share last year, and you're looking at, what, a little over $8b in Bud and Bud specialty sales? For a year with $55b in sales.

Again, this isn't gonna drive BUD to $10 or something.

>People are tired of being strong armed into supporting an agenda that they disagree with by corporations pushing an agenda that has nothing to do with their product. The days of brand loyalty are over.
Sure, I agree. But we're dealing with investments here. And for that you've got to have your head in the game.

[Anonymous No.54828408]

>>54828394
Are you still holding SOXL? If so how underwater are you on those shares?

[Anonymous No.54828425]

>>54828321
>>54828346
That's so cute. Scoops defending his man from online bullies.

[Anonymous No.54828426]

>>54828368
>Gaining an extra letter
Bullish!

[Anonymous No.54828431]

>>54828402
I stopped by the gas station on the way home and every single miller and coors product was sold out. I literally had no choice but to buy tranny beer. If you don't think this will affect the stock on their next earnings you're delusional. People aren't backing down from the boycott

[Anonymous No.54828434]

>>54828398
all those corps gave rosy guidance and price hikes on low expectations. next earnings will be a bloodbath and the crash will happen if not sooner due to more global/regional banking crises

[Anonymous No.54828443]

>>54828425
I mean we're dating so...

[Anonymous No.54828445]

>>54828402
I think you are thinking about numbers too much, this isn't a temporary hit and then they resume their growth, they literally killed their brand. Their competitors are reaping the rewards of their losses.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828449]

>>54828425
not sure what you’re talking about, faggot, but it sounds like a you problem

>>54828408
yes, and by more than you make in an entire year, I’d imagine

[Anonymous No.54828452]

>>54828431
Sure but the take home lesson (other than you being a tranny-loving alcoholic) is that BUD puts beyond maybe 55 are going to be worthless and you're much better off playing TAP, SAM, STZ, maybe brewery equipment makers, something like that.

[Anonymous No.54828454]

>>54828402
>buying busch instead of natty
gross

[Anonymous No.54828460]

>>54828452
I'm only playing their next earnings, because I know they'll be bad. I don't think $55 will necessarily be the floor. I do agree that they're obviously not going to go under and will likely rebrand and recover, but not anytime soon.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828461]

>>54828443
>I mean we're dating so
found this old video of us online, bb
https://youtu.be/vEikBm04-FI

[Anonymous No.54828462]

it does warm my heart that blackstone is pretty much fucked. if blackrock follows it would be a great day to be alive.

[Anonymous No.54828466]

>>54828464
>>54828464
>>54828464

[Anonymous No.54828467]

>>54828461

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54828470]

BAKING

[Anonymous No.54828480]

>>54828445
I'm telling you the numbers if it *is* a permanent hit. And it's not like they wouldn't just shift all the idle production and distribution toward less he-she-associated brands.

Trannies are obsessed with changing their identity like that after all.

[Anonymous No.54828482]

>>54828462
BLK is one of the company I work for's largest investors. Them going under would mean I'd likely lose my job. I still wish for their bankruptcy every single day.

[Anonymous No.54828506]

>>54828431
I wish it would affect the stock but ESG is a thing, get woke go broke doesn't work so quickly for public companies. Just saying that a BUD short is no guarantee in the short term even if sales fall off a cliff

[putsRnotDaWae No.54828509]

>>54828398
Never, you'll always be losers. The recession was last year and you missed it.
>>54828434
>N-next earnings w-will b-be b-b-bad!
Earnings continue to be excellent.

[Anonymous No.54828515]

>>54827997
buy puts

[Anonymous No.54828539]

>>54828086
>>54828121
>>the shirt the loli is wearing is NPC
>hurr durr party hard
lmao. normies do all that shit and they are all NPCs

[Anonymous No.54828568]

>>54828539
>people that live their lives are the NPCs
fren, you hating normies for doing their biological fuunctions while you sit on here doing nothing doesn't make you the player character

[Anonymous No.54829961]

You retards did buy BOIL right