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>> No.19652427
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19652427

Goodnight and good luck tomorrow

>> No.19652428
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19652428

Are there any good free alternatives to Morningstar or is it worth the subscription?

>> No.19652433

first for fuck you bobo

>> No.19652434

Green

>> No.19652437
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19652437

ZM going mask off

>> No.19652440

>>19652428
i get morningstar for free with my brokerage account and it's useless.

>> No.19652441

VIX futures breached 30

>> No.19652448

ASIA: RED
EUROPE: RED
US: RED
SMALL CAPS: OBLITERATED
GOLD: SCHIFFING
VIX: MOONING
POWELL: BLACKED

>> No.19652451

im not even happy... my gf is sick and even in this instance where i'm right... it's not ok anymore. also fuck niggers and fuck mods and fuck jannies and II dgaf.... ima die like all of you, and once i'm dead... i hope she died before me. I don't want her to live in a world with out me.

>> No.19652460
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>>19652437

>But Zoom is totally not controlled by the communist trash in the Chinese government.

I haven’t been keeping up with them. Is their stock worth anything right now? It’s time for me to buy an aggressive put

>> No.19652461

HTZ and CHK to zero tomorrow please. Also NKLA to 10

>> No.19652465
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19652465

>Start with 100k
>Get a 100% return each year for 30 years
>WALLAH, you now have 107 trillion dollars

Why aren't you doing this?

>> No.19652467
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19652467

Who else dumped at least some of their stuff on Monday?

>> No.19652469

>>19652451
what color hair does she have?

>> No.19652471

>>19652451
Calm down baggie. Go exercise or sleep or something.

>> No.19652477

>>19652437
ZM is immune to bad press.
You can safely assume it's gonna go up.
Whatever is holding/buying ZM is definitely not human.

>> No.19652478

>>19652465
i just found out like 2 weeks ago... it's a great set up.

>> No.19652480
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19652480

>lost 500$ on IVR because i'm a fucking retard

>> No.19652487

>>19652480
same

>> No.19652488
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>>19652480
Anon...we’re all retarded. Just try to learn something from it.

>> No.19652494

>>19652451
You are psychotic.

>> No.19652495

So... what kind of strategies do you guys use? I use combination of EMA momentum-based and simple break of structures.

>> No.19652496

>zoom to 220
Please tell me this is a short squeeze
Tell me I am not seeing a new TSLA
Just as likely to become a profitable EV company too

>> No.19652501
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19652501

Damnit bros, i was doing so good.

Please tell me big dick powell is gonna fill me up with his green cum next week

>> No.19652503

>>19652471
ima drink the rest of this beer and be pissed off for the next like fucking 20 minutes at least...
ima play that piiano man song it makes me smile sometimes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwVjTlTdIDQ

>> No.19652504

>>19652478
You better believe when I become a trillionaire I'm hiring someone to have you and the other tripfags killed. I'm also going to buy the best GF in the world, maybe tendies with flakes of gold on them.

>> No.19652506

>>19652495
I look at Bollinger bands and RSI and then I flip a coin.

>> No.19652508

>>19652495
buy high panic sell low

>> No.19652511

>>19652501
>he bought a bankrupt car rental company

>> No.19652516

>>19652477
I’m going to buy some Zoom puts. Atlas can’t hold them up for long.

>> No.19652523

>>19652501
this is unironically beyond "just a healthy correction." when jobs report drops the flood gates will truly open. second leg down has begun. short, get the fuck out or cry.

>> No.19652527
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>>19652501

>> No.19652528

>>19652496
texas, arizona, south carolina are all getting upticks in cases. zoom is going up.

>> No.19652533

>>19652494
im just drunk and shit's fucked up... ii'm a fucking everything when i want to be.

>> No.19652535
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>>19652495
I buy tickers that spell anime characters

>> No.19652538

>>19652516
Do it, then post a screencap of my post when you let them expire.

>> No.19652539
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>>19652355
>would sell of some of the shit they've been pumping?
Cramer was calling for it in a clip the other day, saying "sell american airlines, why isn't the government selling it? Why isn't the government taking profits, they have warrants at $X"
It was actually a decent rant that I should have paid more attention to, starts at about 3 minutes:

https://www.thestreet.com/video/jim-cramer-sell-american-airlines-if-you-invest

But I was just suggesting the arent putting a bottom in on the futures like they normally might, and they might be allowing a second leg down because the most hated market rally of all time could be unpopular and suspicious during riots and sickness and poverty.

>>19652374
>Never forget... Black lives are just as insignificant as anybody else...
Bagman... bless your heart.
You said it best, I'd like to tell it to the black lives matter and blue lives matter people all the same... None of our lives mean dick to anyone but ourselves and maybe a dozen or so other people, IF we're lucky. And they're gonna die too, none of this means anything so just like lets all fuck and be happy or something?

>> No.19652541

Small range on the 5m chart. Avoid shorting now

>> No.19652542

>>19652535
she has such good hentai

>> No.19652544

>>19652504
when you're a trillionaire i'll be a multi-trilliionaire and pay them 10 times to kiill you first faggot.

>> No.19652547
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19652547

what do? hold?

>> No.19652565

>>19652480
It was at 1.90 end of March, and it was as high as 7 when news was good
Even if it tanks, I’m holding. People have to work eventually, and the dividends will pay nicely

>> No.19652570

>>19652511
I was gona buy some calls last week when that shit was at 80c. It reminded me of that one time last year when that CA gas company declared bankruptcy after all the fires happened. Shit shot up a couple of days later.

>> No.19652576

>Literally bought meme shares of SPXL JUST today
The jews waited until the bulls unironically got too cocky and bears capitulated
Fuck
At least I still have mostly cash.

>> No.19652575

>>19652547
>hold?
sure, if you want to lose everything

>> No.19652577

>>19652547
>Delta

I sure as shit wouldn’t sell at a loss. Can you hold for 2 months? If I were you I would hold.

>> No.19652582

>>19652547
If you YOLO'd all of your money into a stock that's the only thing you can do.

>> No.19652584

>>19652504
this asshole wants to leave my gf a wiiddo, so he can buy a girlfriend.... you can't buy a fucking relationship loser.

>> No.19652587

Stepped out on tuesday after I lost half my gains. Going to invest my gains in more solid stock later.
No pink wojaks for me.

>> No.19652589

>>19652495
DCA into VTSAX

>> No.19652600
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19652600

IT'S JUDGMENT DAY BROS!!!

>> No.19652605
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>>19652538
Are you bullish on Zoom? Serious question

>> No.19652610

>>19652488
You lose nothing by missing the rocket. The only reason anyone was talking about IVR was a lot of us bought it 200% ago along with mfa and mitt.

>> No.19652615

>>19652523
Fuck you, i got till next month to hold these calls

>> No.19652619
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19652619

HODL AIR DOGS

>> No.19652626

>>19652610
What makes no sense is that MITT is green right now

>> No.19652628

False break a lot of people got squeezed lol

>> No.19652631

>long term hodl tesla

cant wait for the facerip back to 400 so i can buy more stock and maybe raise my average to 300/sh

>> No.19652635

>>19652547
Yeah hold everything.
There's never been a time in US history where the economy didn't recover.
I really doubt a bunch of healthy people being out of work for a bit is going to keep us down.
If anything having that added struggle might be really good for us in the long run, builds character. And we might be able to transition to a more robust decentralized production model.

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>>19652615
You tell ‘em mumu. Don’t put up with dumb bobo talk

>> No.19652639

What's a good investment platform to start with?

>> No.19652642

>>19652605
Absolutely not. But I can't allow myslef to be bearish due to prior experience.
I've seen worse news about it coming up, yet the price kept raising.

>> No.19652648

>>19652619
london open in like 3 hours, expect selling to cascade... that reminds me of that dj Kaskade...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSw6mt6ounKWBFoHby719sw

never heard thiis, but damn... it's great music...

>> No.19652650

>>19652639
Think or swim by TDAmeritrade.

>> No.19652652

>>19652639
Ameritrade or Schwab.

>> No.19652661

>>19652495
I buy tickers depending upon my ID

>> No.19652673

>>19652661
alright so im looking at stella jones and gildan activewear for tommorow.

>> No.19652677
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>>19652542
I've been prioritizing my purchases based on who I've pounded off to the most, but all the *kaze ones have been difficult. There's no KA or ZE or AZE and buying single letter tickers is cheating. Tempted to just get some Z to finish it them out but I don't have a good outlook on them. K ASH MA seemed like a decent pickup and I'm tempted to get more MA and sell covered calls because those premiums are nuts.

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19652682

Is it time to sell off my MTDR? Or should I wait and see if it hits January prices?

>> No.19652685

>>19652639
you can use this canadian company called ameritrade... but honestly you're late to the party we're selling off.

>> No.19652686
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>>19652642
Well I’m predicting disaster for Zoom in the next 3 weeks. We shall see

>> No.19652689
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19652689

I'm counting on you, Bobo, to give us a W-shaped recovery. I'm selling everything tomorrow, and I will wait until we hit 230 again.

>> No.19652698

>>19652673
Based

>> No.19652697

>>19652639
THESE POSTS ARE PURE FOMO! NIGGER DIDN"T READ THE OP! ITS THE FIIRST FUCKING THING IN THE OP!

>> No.19652701

>>19652673
>>19652661
oh and Ryder system inc. ill be buying that.

>> No.19652702

>>19652689
I’m thinking 230 is crazy talk.

>> No.19652703

Come be depressed with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zzu7hI0ESM

>> No.19652706
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19652706

Aren't low interest rates are good for mortgage REITs (mREITs) since they locked in interest rates at a higher rate?

WMC MFA CLNC IVZ NRZ ARR SABR IVR TWO

>> No.19652709
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19652709

Guys. Guys! There is a new beisbaru animu and it's very cute. This is exceptionally bullish for the market. Green by end of day.

>> No.19652723

>>19652467
I bought all big name stocks on monday, they dipped today. I'm hoping they dip more so i can buy more and then dig in and sip coffee until the entire country has burned to the point the only other option is to rebuild it.

>>19652477
Party members will keep buying it, and there are a lot of them. Friend of mine is a member and he told me he is buying some .

>> No.19652728

>>19652709
Extremely shitty CGI
Mediocre in every other way
Would not recommend

>> No.19652736

>>19652682
I'm holding MTDR too. Bought pretty low and keep selling as it goes up hoping for another crash

>> No.19652740

>>19652709
This animu will be remembered as that one gay baseball show that funi fucked up.

>> No.19652744
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19652744

Alright boys, make you predictions and place your bets.
Will at least one future reach limit down?
Will S&P, DJ, and NASDAQ all open tomorrow down 1%? 2%?
Will futures be magically better by opening?
Is this the beginning of the next leg down?

>> No.19652745

>>19652736
I figure if there's another big leg up and it hits the 13-14 dollar range I'll sell and wait for it to drop below 10 again to scoop up some more.

>> No.19652746

If Friday is red, second crash incoming. Going to go max fear at this rate. Though if today's market dumps a lot off unemployment we might get a short squeeze on Friday instead.

>> No.19652747

>>19652703
fuck you just kys faggot depression is a made up disease

>> No.19652751

>>19652404
Buying gold calls and bank puts. Let's get this money fellow jews. Remember if you cant make profit your nose is too small

>> No.19652760

>>19652639
If you like to just buy stuff and watch the balance, Robinhood unironically. Has the cleanest default presentation and intuitive interface, especially on mobile. TD's Think or swim for active trading and maximum functionality, but expect to spend a lot of time just learning the platform and even then it is rather clunky.

>> No.19652761
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>he sells when the market drops
>he buys when the market rise

what do you call this?

>> No.19652762
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19652762

imagine how funny it would have been if jerome bent the knee on live television. wew.

>> No.19652763

Buy the dip

>> No.19652767

At this rate I’ll be wiped out

>> No.19652768

>>19652577
yeah I can hold for a while, just a bit bummed out I bought when it almost peaked

>>19652635
yeah I'm counting on this. I just almost know the stock is going to be going down for the next 2 days but I can't sell and buy back lower because from what I've heard it takes robinhood like 2-5 days for funds to show in your account and I'm not sure what the stock will be doing then..

>> No.19652770

>>19652636
Ty based alex johnson

>> No.19652771
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>>19652747
Based baggie

>> No.19652774

>>19652761
/biz/

>> No.19652778

>>19652744
Pull back is needed and expected
Still have much higher to go before the bust

>> No.19652779

>>19652761
The /biz/nessman way

>> No.19652786

>>19652745
I was going to make my sale of the remaining shares at 15-16 but might follow you at 14. Holding a lot of cash and feeling super greedy

>> No.19652790

>>19652761
The problem is these faggots always go all in and they can't afford to buy the dips to create a lower price average. If I put $15,000 into the market, I'll always have $10,000 waiting just in case of 3 red days in a row.

>> No.19652797

>>19652744
Will open red, but higher than now.

>> No.19652800

So I have a few thousand in KO. It's a moderate, safe stock. But since so many MLP and REITs are insanely low at the moment, think I should drop KO for one of those riskier buddies? I was thinking ET for its robustness and the sexy 14% yield.

>> No.19652804

so is IVR gonna go down to 2 or rise slowly back to like 10
?

>> No.19652808

Pull backs will be short and steep. Easy calls July 1 calls

>> No.19652812

Hope you guys weren't short-daytrading this...

>> No.19652815

>>19652790
this

>> No.19652824

>>19652723
>Imagine bragging that you bought all your stocks days ago for 2-3 times the price at least from 2 months ago

>> No.19652827

>>19652767
buy 100 shares of N then wait for the next POMP
or if you are feeling like firing and forgetting try A

>> No.19652839

>>19652804
We've discussed that yesterday. They can't afford to pay dividends ("free" shares instead) and had to sell their assets due to margin calls. Back to $2 if not lower, it's not the same company it used to be in February. Get out while you can.

>> No.19652841

>>19652790
>>19652815
or you could time the bottom perfectly and not swing trade

>> No.19652844

Should I bail from WFC 37C exp July?

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>>19652761
>what do you call this?
pic related

>> No.19652860

>>19652824
eh, you don't understand i bought them at a dip, they went up, then dipped again. I'm not bothered, I'm hoping they go down more.

>> No.19652861

>>19652744

My predictions are based on which anime pusy I look at before market open. If the pussy is red and aroused, then we bear. If the pussy is clean and smooth, then green. If creampied, then we crab.

It's gonna very red and puffy day.

>> No.19652862

>>19652804
Higher chance of going back to 2. Especially after that performance given by Powell.

>> No.19652864

>this is gonna be THE downturn

how many times have i heard this since the market dumped 30% and during the entire bull run since?

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>>19652786
I only figure meeting in the middle and selling at February prices because it's the safer option, all the other bagholders can wait for ATHs but I'm in no rush to make gains, and those reinvestments add up over time.
After losing 1k in the options market and finally making it back into the green, I've learned to be more patient and consistent.
Same thing with pic related, I'm selling all of it once it hits 12-12.25, and doing the same cycle.

>> No.19652873

>>19652844
Buy more

>> No.19652879

I just want to be able to fucking pay for my little sister's college when she's older bros

why can't jews give us a break for once

>> No.19652884
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>>19652535
>MA K ASH
>MAKA
Maka is a best girl!

>>19652709
Even animu cuties can't save me now.

>>19652740
Tonkotsu Ramens?
That was so fucking gay. I'm sick of the anime trap thing.

>> No.19652891

>>19652864
The times, they are a-changing

>> No.19652902
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19652902

Okay, but WHY is Bobo right today? I don't get it, wtf is causing this drop? What was the bad news? Stimulus is continuing, so wtf went wrong? We get bad news, terrible and atrocious news daily and market go up. So wtf changed? Powell has been bearish af about the economy this entire time.

>> No.19652904

>>19652879
females don't need to go to college.

>> No.19652905

>>19652404
> 10k rejected
> nasdaq is bitcoin now

>> No.19652917

cash is comfy as fuck right now.

>> No.19652918

>>19652902
It’s a pullback

>> No.19652921

>>19652864
people like you are way too smug. let's wait and see what happens. only time will tell.

>> No.19652922

>>19652879
it's because we can't let everybody in.... you're probably better off looking at pictures of jesus and calling him god.

>> No.19652933

>>19652533
you are and will always be absolutely nothing ya junkie.

>> No.19652950 [DELETED] 

>>19652800
Coca cola is a boomer stock.

>> No.19652957

>>19652884
>Tonkotsu Ramens?
I was talking about Tamayomi. Funimation aired an unfinished pre-production episode.
>>>/a/202052224

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19652959

Massive selloff in the morning if these numbers hold or get larger. Dow down 400 points.

>> No.19652960

red circuit breaker on the open, goodnight bobros

>> No.19652964

>>19652902

Cascade of weak hands panic selling.

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>>19652957
>>19652884
Fucking hilarious.

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19652972

Ok biz shill me something and have a good reason for it

>> No.19652987

>>19652437
>ccp shutting down anti chinese accounts
>the west shuts down anti semitic and "racist" accounts
Whats happening to the world? Where can I be truly free?

>> No.19652989
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19652989

Threadly reminder that a TQQQ:TMF portfolio is still, and will continue, to be comfy as fuck. TQQQ:TMF is as close to a free money cheat as you get in this life

>> No.19652993

>>19652871
I got lucky. I put in $50K at about $2.50. Initially I brought $20K at about $5 but it kept dropping then bought $30K at $1.85. As soon as it doubled I got my initial $50K and keep selling everytime half of what I still have as it goes up. Down to 11K shares.

>> No.19653018

bobo you've had 4 days already... plz stop

>> No.19653019
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>>19652902
It’s probably just a shakedown. Get all the weekhands out of the game. Make sure you go for a nice walk tonight or tomorrow. No need to stare at a computer screen for the rest of your life.

>> No.19653034

>>19652972
IVR
pls buy my bags

>> No.19653042
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>>19652987
Don’t worry anon. These things are temporary. As long as we push back against it, these companies will fall or change policies.

Remeber to publicly speak up against censorship and China. We will win. I’m bullish on America

>> No.19653046

>>19652972
IVR. its so fucking cheap right now.

>> No.19653047

>>19652921
I've converted to long term hold, so eventually I am going to be right. The stock market will go up, the fed is not going to let the market fall apart. Theres no other vehicle for money but the stock maket. Savings basically lose money, treasuries basically lose money. cash loses money. Meanwhile the fed is nationalizing bad corporate debt, meaning theres no risk for the companies. If it pulls back its flashpoint fear, and will be rapid down and rapid up, and I hope that happens so I can capitalize on peoples foolishness. Just like I did at the start of this whole mess when I went 100% cash in february and bought calls after we began recovering, while people were calling for a second leg down. Every time we traded sideways I sold those calls and rebought them for less once we started going green, repeatedly, quintupling my portfolio value. My only regret is that I dropped options and went into stocks too early for limited upside.

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19653055

I guess NASCAR is woke now

>> No.19653056

>>19653034
>saw what happened to IVR today
Anon don’t play with me here and why would it even go up

>> No.19653057

>>19652902
Covid Lockdown 2.0

>> No.19653060

>>19652972
IVR looks promising

>> No.19653065

>>19652917
Buy after the dip dude. I only predict -7% for the Dow then it’s back to green

>> No.19653072

Nasdaq goes up the most and goes red the least.

>> No.19653078
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>>19652970
bahahaahahah!

>>19652902
>>19652918
never can tell just what causes it... but there are is a pump in hospitalizations from covid in several states at once, and the fed was really, REALLY pessimistic about how long the recovery will take.

Honestly, I think it could have been caused by me putting in more cash than ever before in the market, and putting more in 3X bull etfs than ever before.

What the fuck is wrong with my dumb ass?

>> No.19653080

>>19652902
Where can I find a nice girl with pale red eyes?

>> No.19653086

>>19653042
All the websites that claims to support free speech either died or lived long enough to become the villain, the world is a fuck.

>> No.19653093
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19653093

Who else overly leveraged in decaying reverse etfs like TVIX?

Bobos Russian UP

>> No.19653102
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19653102

10000 is the rock bottom on nasdaq

BUY THE DIP

>> No.19653104

Why shouldn't I buy all the good holdings of a popular ETF while not buying the zombie stocks it also holds

>> No.19653106

>>19652873
Thanks, will do

>> No.19653108

>>19652728
>Extremely shitty CGI
I'm on to episode 2 now and I see what you mean. The cost cutting on display is pretty dismal.

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>>19653086
Tech monopolies only survived by working with the CIA/Congress to shit all over America. The tide has turned my friend. Stay strong and enjoy the coming show.

>> No.19653116

>>19653060
>>19653046
fucking assholes

>> No.19653118
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19653118

How do I into options trading? I just began trading stocks a month ago. Is it something I should fuck with?

>> No.19653125

Welp, the rally was good while it lasted. I made 13k in a month, now im going to buy some gold

>> No.19653127

>>19652917
gold and guns are even comfier

>> No.19653130

>>19652964
This is cope

>> No.19653145
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>>19653118
lol

>> No.19653151

>>19653118
Not without doubt a shitload of research. The people I see going options usually lose it all. You should only open options rarely on companies that are likely to shit the bed or skyrocket.

>Twitter censored Trump
>Trump signs an executive order against big tech

I bought a risky twitter put and immediately got 65%. See? You have to be sure it’s going to shit the bed or skyrocket

>> No.19653155

>>19653151
Wimp

>> No.19653159

>>19653118
invest in long term growth or you'll be one those guys with weak hands

>> No.19653160

>>19653115
The congress senate is republican majority, they're the ones who can change the laws, surely they can do something about it.

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>>19653118
No.

>> No.19653176

>>19653160
The only thing to be done is get rid of the parasites in the CIA that created the mockingbird system. Trump can do this his second term

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19653177

I'm gonna do it /smg/

>> No.19653184

>>19653145
More money in the market is somehow bad??

>> No.19653189

Heres my theory.

Government wanted to correct the stock market. Trump saw an opportunity with the rona, let fear creep in. Panic set in, and alot of ppl sold, now hes gonna pump the market, and make way for a new bull market.

This crash everyones been talking about is not gonna happen, he already deflated the bubble for his election, so he can win 2nd term presidency. There wont be another crash for atleast 4 more years after hes out of office

>> No.19653194

>>19652993
good for you bro, I'm still a wagie so I can't afford to put in more than what I have in my savings, but I'm working on it.
I've been MRO gang since the crash.

>> No.19653196
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19653196

so how big do we think this one is gonna be?

>> No.19653200

>>19653189
Define crash

>> No.19653219

>>19653055
Do niggers or liberals even watch nascar? This is more to please the jew sponsors right?

>> No.19653222

>>19653200
I dunno im gay

>> No.19653234

>>19653189
the crash already did happen, it was in march. That WAS the crash, it was driven by the news happening at the time, and now the recovery is being driven by the news as well as all the stimulus efforts of the gov't and fed. I don't think this is going to last forever though, there's probably going to be another dip, not as massive as the first one, but a large dip that occurs over a longer period of time in the coming months, there just won't be enough good news to sustain the growth and there won't be much reason to sustain it either way with everything happening in the world. god only knows what other shitstorms 2020 has in the future.

>> No.19653236

>>19653222
I’m happy too. Bears ftw

>> No.19653238

>>19653055
maybe now they won't get molotov'ed by angry blacks?

>> No.19653247

>>19652902
This. All this time and suddenly for no reason whatsoever it's finally time to go down!? Something seems off about this. All that negatives news ans nah doesn't count towards making market crash. Suddenly all stocks start dumping in tandem this week with no news as to why and that was on the first day it dumped hard. Almost as if bots just swing it up or down based off their code. Heck we could still be swinging up if all algos went into overdrive that way before the crash, rather than selling.

>> No.19653249

>>19653176
Well he better, it's either that or acceleration. Fuck this world.

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>>19653234
This is cope

The hammer is falling. I recommend getting gold backed funds or reverse etfs. This is the second Great Depression.

The fed may be able to staunch the bleeding in the coming months and years but this is a protracted catastrophe long in the making.

You were warned.

>> No.19653263

>>19653196
3000 probably won’t even be touched, I’m guessing between 3000-3100

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19653264

I'm really suspicious about this dump.
The GEX was up pretty damn big, and usually that holds off any major dumps.

Think it'll end the day flat?

>> No.19653266

>>19653219
yes, and just like gillette's $8b loss on their woke ad, nascar is about to seriously piss off a large block of its consumer base.
also just outright banning a symbol that for many means rebellion is just asking for shit.
i give it less than a year before you have a major driver fly the flag from his car as he drives.

>> No.19653281

>>19653254
>back to /pmg/ schizo

>> No.19653285

I have about 30k in mostly defense with a few oil stocks
>RTX
>EADSF
>BA
>DFEN
>MRO
>HAL
My reasoning for being primarily in defense/aerospace is:
>Defense spending is largely unaffected by the corona virus
>The US government will never let Boeing fail because of national security concerns
>Airbus and Boeing are basically the only two commerical aircraft manufacturers on the planet
>Cancellations of 737 MAX orders will be replaced by Airbus CSeries orders
>We inevitably will start blowing shit up again, or sell to an ally that wants to launch missiles at someone
>The DoD wants to stick Raytheon's AESA radar suite in everything l. Even systems fielded by LockMart and NG will always have Raytheon as a primary project sub.
>DFEN's top 10 has 4 stocks I already hold. Of those 4, only BA and RTX haven't fully recovered from the virus hit
>Apparently.BA is shit canning most, if not all, of the McDonnell Douglas management tards from the merger
Am I a retard?

>> No.19653286

I was just wiped out on my EU investments holy fuck.

>> No.19653287

This is the end of my existence

>> No.19653288
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>bid/ask spread is dollars-wide on all my shit
I'm not sure if I should HODL and buy more through the dip or sell and buy back in.

>> No.19653290

>>19653254
4500 before September
Less than 2000 by Q2 2021

>> No.19653294

>>19653254
people keep saying it's a depression, but I just don't see the evidence yet. I'm not saying we can't have a depression in the future with the ramifications of these trillions of dollars of fed spending, but right now there will be an emotional response to any good news in the coming weeks / months, as the unemployment rate keeps dropping, something it would be doing either way as more of these companies and businesses that were "non-essential" open back up and start hiring back their employees, that will keep the market going green for the foreseeable future.

I honestly just don't see another crash on the horizon right now, there will be some dips now and again but realistically we would need some very bad news to get back to where we were in march with the major indices.

>> No.19653303

>>19653254

You think boomies. the people holding the levers, are going to let their stocks go down during their lifetime? Bailing them out is a matter of national security.

>> No.19653305

>>19653281
PMs great play now slv 30 minimum by August easily.

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DAX red

>> No.19653316

>>19653266
>Gellitte woke ads

The 24 year old Harvard graduates who created that pile of shit were actually immediately fired. Usually when you fail as a SJW or some globohomo woke bullshit, they don’t fire you.

The failure was so massive that they shitcanned the whole team and a bunch of upper management.

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picked a hell of a day to sleep through on 80% cash god damn.
going spy puts and vxx calls on a bounce tomorrow with maybe 40%

>> No.19653326

>>19653294
There will be a melt up to new highs in July or August think 4500. This will be the top for decades. 1000 will be seen before 2023

>> No.19653334

>see bear.jpg
>check my stocks
>tesla is over $1000
>+107.52% since i invested

Hmm....

>> No.19653344

>>19653281
Hahaha! I’ve got a small stack and gold backed derivative longs. You’ll be begging me for insight here in the near future, putz.

>> No.19653348

>>19653285
You've clearly done your research. If your stocks dump, don't blame yourself

>> No.19653350

>>19653334
Tsla is due for a correction ar some point. You’ve made money so I’m happy for you. It won’t affect you to badly

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>>19653316
>accountability in corporate america
No that would be too just.
they got some sort of severance package, right?

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19653357

How fucked am I if I'm holding OKE, MRO, RTX, and SSL?

I was stupid and didn't take some of my profit and am now afraid biz. Why Jerome did you betray us.

>> No.19653360

>>19653344
keep dreaming

>> No.19653363

>>19653285
But why dont you hold AIR?

>> No.19653368

>>19653357
those are safe bets. just hodl

>> No.19653376

>>19653357
Relax, iron hands buddy.
These fuckers are playing games.

>> No.19653378

>>19653145
Oh man. That's the most bearish thing I've seen all week.

>> No.19653381

>>19653368
>rtx
>safe
lololol

>> No.19653382

>>19653351
Rumor has it, they were shown the exit the hardway. Supposedly, it was a young group of new-hires who convinced management to run faggot ads that insulted their entire customer base.

I doubt they were given much of a care package.

>> No.19653386

You bullied me. Made fun of me

Now you lose.

>> No.19653387

>>19653294
I would agree but right now there are people trying to create a crash and they are doing everything they can.

>> No.19653388

>>19652495
I have a momentum strategy and a mean reverting strategy then allocate between them based on a no regret strategy.

No regret is a seriously overpowered.
It has been mathematically proved that the minimum returns of the result is at minimum equal or greater to the best of the set identified with a crystal ball, minus a penalty which is a function of the number of constituents. With only 2 constituent strategies, there is almost no error term and therefore I basically have a crystal ball.

>> No.19653390

>>19653184
More money is great but it makes for flimsy trends. Whole herd scatters under selling pressure.

>> No.19653401

>>19653344
2300 an ounce before September screen shot this mother fucker.

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>>19653387
lol, people like bill ackman helped create the crash in feb / march and he made millions shorting because of it.

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>>19653350
I think I'll sell today. I trust the long term value of the stock, but considering the rest of the economy, I don't think this price is justified. I might buy in again when (if) it dips hard.
I feel similarly about Facebook. I am 57.40% up there. That, and Skyworks Solutions, are my other two big gains. I'll hold SWKS because I think they can do a lot with 5G expanding during China hate periods, but I will sell Facebook. They will hurt due to less advertisment money from the worse economy.

Thats what I'm thinking anyways. SWKS did drop 3% yesterday...

>> No.19653410

>>19653357
Dude chill, when things rise that fast people get weak hands and sell. Then they panic and sell on the dip. Just check the volume graphs, all the big selling happens in the local dips

>> No.19653412

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6u1kG7yuy4

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>>19652404
>tfw XSPA isn't a penny stock anymore and we get to post on /smg/

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19653414

...

>> No.19653419
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19653419

My money is still dumping.

>> No.19653426

>>19653414
Second dip, brought to you by Robinhood Kids and their overvalued market.

>> No.19653427

>>19653290
This
>>19653294
Do you know what they said about the ‘29 crash. Same dead cat bounce. Same faith in the market. I see WWIII on the horizon imo. Bad markets typically get erased by calamity.
>>19653303
Yes. Boomers are the most spoiled generation in existence. They don’t even know what it’s like not to have optimum job markets and stagnant growth. Boomers will spin themselves into currency insolvency before they go “durr, why dollar not buy food no more(?)”

We’re talking about a generation of people that took the greatest excess of material and conceptual wealth, squandered it, put a lien on it and then called it a good investment.

>> No.19653432

>>19653402
the market had already mostly crashed by then, I believe. It had done like 20 of the 30% it fell. When he went on he had already taken profits on his shorts and bought Marriott.

>> No.19653438

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BurMlerMhA8

>> No.19653439
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>>19653419
hedge with crypto

ah wait that's not going to work ain't it?

>> No.19653440

>>19653334
Pull out now. No one is buying cars in 8 months.

>> No.19653441

>>19653427
> I see WWIII on the horizon imo
At least now we have a solid reason, China needs to be annihilated for their crimes against human race.

>> No.19653442

>>19653426
Nice ID

>> No.19653443

>>19653115
>The tide has turned my friend
>>19653176
>The s-storm is coming, just gotta reelect the zionist fraud so he can do what he wasn't able to do before for some reason
Trumptardation, the most bearish signal of all

>> No.19653449

>>19652902
Powel's talk today was reaffirming infinite QE, so you would think that would be bullish.
BUT
He went too hard and made it seem like they weren't fully assessing the options. Confidence fell and so the stock market followed.

>> No.19653456

>>19653360
I’m worried for you, anon. Don’t put faith in this giant Ponzi scheme. It’s a sham and everyone knows it.

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19653459

Should I sell my ABBV?
Why have they been going up so much?

>> No.19653462

>>19652639
Fidelity is the best by miles.

>> No.19653464

>>19653440
he's working on bulletproof windows and an alternative to lyft and uber, guy is ahead of his time

that being said i think that stock is overvalued so i ain't buying shit

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>>19653357
>RIG
>CHX
How fucked am i realistically.

>> No.19653473

>>19653401
The real question is will the system even honor gold backed derivatives? Will there even be something to trade it for?

>> No.19653474

>>19652989
Seriously based strategy.
Until Peter Schiff is right and the dollar dies.

>> No.19653485

>>19653194
Thanks. Have fun, take it slow and work on not losing money. Invest as well as trade. Most of my money was in index funds that I sold end of last year. Was feeling foolish since the market kept going up till Feb. So when the market crashed I was ready to buy. Im a wagie too just older. I've followed MTDR since 2014 when I originally invested and it dropped in value to half the next day. I never laught so hard and became so humble. Held the stock for a year of two before I could sell with profit.

>> No.19653486

ready to get shook the fuck out again, weak hands? l2put options

>> No.19653491

>>19653287
You sure about that?

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Fuck me

>> No.19653494

>>19652800
Bad idea long term frend.

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CLEARED
HOT

>> No.19653503

>>19653441
Yes. Pillaging China is our way out. That’s if our pussy leaders have enough nuts to follow through on something.

God, it’s scary being right sometimes.

>> No.19653511

God damn I was this close to selling on monday..

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>2% in the red
>after a month of green arrows
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINEEEEEEED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19653522

>>19653464
For sure. TSLA was a good buy in the dip if you sell NOW. Buy back when we reach the true bottom of the market and Tesla Troopers TM are the preferred private security firm of the Balkanized US.

>> No.19653526

>>19653459
Do you know what Corona is?

>> No.19653539

>>19652902
If this is a dead cat bounce rather than a real recovery, the top is largely psychological. Halfway retrace is an old classic, but in this case ATH may be the point where everyone decides they've had enough of investing in a rally they don't really believe in and opt to take profits/break even/run for the hills.

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>>19652987
imagine if we didn't at least have 4chan to be ourselves on. i might go insane.
fuck chinamen and fuck blacks, the racist sons of botches.

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>>19652404

Stock party over amirite?

But i thought papa Jerome was saving us

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>>19653439
Tell me more about these girls work glowing red eyes. I would like more information please

>> No.19653561

>>19653526
no enough of an explanation, then they wouldn't have dipped so much

>> No.19653571

>>19652972
Cash. Can't recommend it enough right now. Reason is that the stock market, you see, is about to crash.

>> No.19653576

>>19653552
From a game called helltaker it’s free on steam

>> No.19653583

>>19653571
Fool

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19653597

Was up 6400

now down to +2700

i'm selling everything today. don't give a fuck

>> No.19653602

on our way up we had a few dips
this is not a crash

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>>19653443

I’m not a Qtard. Go ahead and shit on Donnie all you want. You can’t stop us in November, nigger. You won’t like what’s coming your way, globalist

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>>19653597
>selling low

>> No.19653610

>>19653576
Any good?

What’s that free mobile game with the loli demon girls that looks like a time/money sink?

>> No.19653612

>>19652501
I am trying your strat tomorrow long calls

>> No.19653634

Is BA a good price right now? How about SBUX and MCD?

>> No.19653637

>>19653605
There's nothing to stop and nothing coming the way of the globalists. Trump is just another corrupt oligarch using empty populist rhetoric to win the popularity contest for the position of chief of the puppets. Of course, since you assume anyone who opposes the zionist fraud in whom you've placed your low IQ hopes is automatically a globalist, there's no way you will ever be parted from your delusions. Four years from now, you'll still be chirping about how Trump is going to save the country as long as you just have faith for one more day.

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>>19652501

Did you really buy Hertz?
If so , kys and i hope jeromes cum will give you aids. Cunt

>> No.19653642

Any chance oil will rebound tomorrow ? Obviously there’s a massive over supply, I’m sure oil company’s ain’t happy about their low share price either, so what can we expect a small war somewhere ?

>> No.19653646

>>19653634
All undervalued, buy at open

>> No.19653655

>>19653610
It’s a short puzzle game it’s free so not any harm in trying it also idk if ur talking about destiny child but if so I played it was nice

>> No.19653657

>>19653634
Jesus fuck. Look it up you fucking pleb. Don’t you know how to read a graph?

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19653670

I can't fucking believe it bros.... I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE I PUT SO MUCH IN AND SO MUCH ON LEVERAGE RIGHT BEFORE THIS SHIT

I trusted the GEX shit, but Cramer's S&P oscillator said we were at record levels of over bought, that thing has a MUCH longer trackrecord of being a money-making indicator.

FUCK
I HATE MYSELF FOR SELLING ON A RED DAY
BUT I'M GONNA FUCKING SELL
FUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!

>> No.19653673

>>19653597
>Not trimming and buying puts yesterday

>> No.19653677

>>19653266
>woke ad

More like Dollar Shave Club but ok

>> No.19653685

3050?

>> No.19653694

What caused the ONTX after hours pump?

>> No.19653701

>have about a 3rd of my money invested, rest is cash.
>said 3rd was bought today near close so very low.

How large do you anons predict the dip will be? Would it be worth it to sell if I can do so at a relatively small loss and rebuy when it hits bottom?

>> No.19653707

>>19653642
I’m out 2/3 of my xle shares on my IRA. I think there will be a rebound because the powers that be have decided to cut production and a prolonged glut won’t do anyone any good. There will be an oil boom in a couple of years due to lack of production. Get out now. Wait to jump back in.

>> No.19653715

>>19653701
Doubt we get to 3000

>> No.19653718

>>19653657
Well I am a taurus so I wasn't sure if Jupiter being in retrograde was good or not for me to sell or buy. I just want to please the sun lord.

>> No.19653722

>newspapers felate retail investors for days
>people actually thought this wasn't a galaxy sized rug pull

see you at the bottom faggots

>> No.19653725

>>19653655
Do you know what I’m taking about? There’s a short haired loli with black horns coming out of her forehead. Her hair is separated by her horns. Maybe grand alliance (?)

>> No.19653733

>>19653718
>determining stocks based on astrology
If this is not a shit post please leave now

>> No.19653736

>>19653718
I kind of hope you’re serious

>> No.19653738
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I wish I wasn't poor so I could trade. There is no worse feeling than buying and watching your thesis instantly explode and being able to do nothing about it because you are stuck in a position for a day. The worst part is, the only way to get to enough money to allow me to trade is to gamble doing just that. I have to predict the market 1 day ahead while everyone else can just trade order flow and make free money. I am a PhD student but instead I wish I had just spent my life delivering pizzas just so I could have starter cash to get rich from trading. It's like some cruel joke.

>> No.19653744

>>19653725
It’s a turned based rpg btw

>> No.19653750
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>>19653637
Trump isn’t some savior. He’s a stop-gap. Cleaning house is necessary and Eminent. He’s not magic. You can’t fix a corrupt system in a week, month or year.

He’s not perfect. He fucked up by not firing all CIA/FBI top brass the day he took office. But he’s coming. Look at his enemies. They are the worst human trash to ever exist. That’s how you measure a man, by his enemies.

He’s coming.

>> No.19653751

>>19653738
What’s your PhD in?

>> No.19653752
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>>19653725
ONHHHHHHH I think I know who your talking about it’s this girl right? She’s from fate go name is shuten never played that game so idk

>> No.19653756
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>>19653701

Depends on how much normies are on board.
If there are too much meme "investors" who bought the market the last 1 month up the dip should be going -20% back to the absolute state of post corona early april.

Im taking the DAX for example, pretty sure that boomer index will hit 10k from 12kXXX today.

Scooped up the feeling in a lot of groups that greenhorn newbs are entering the market in huge numbers not knowing what they're doing investing in bobo market thinking about getting rich fast and stuff....also normal interest bank account gives you absoluetly 0% in Europoor thats why normies seeking the stonk market mostly here in germany
I hope this dump goes on for 2 weeks, because my wage+dividends will arrive then. DUMP EET NORMIES

>> No.19653759

>>19653736
Im as serious as Zeus' dick. I consulted my ouija when buying tom cook's AAPL at 180 and also before buying $BUX and MCDz for 20 percent gains. Aflac was a good buy too but I asked because seems like we are hitting upward resistance. Reaching for the stars but hitting the bubble

>> No.19653766

>>19653752
Yes, thank you. God damn. She gets my dick-blood going f-am

>> No.19653769

Is DAL a good idea for a longer hold? I bought in at 32 but I think it’s going down. I was thinking of just holding until december/next summer. Now I’m thinking I should sell and buy into something which is more secure that is cheap now with this dip. I already own stocks in oil .

>> No.19653772

>>19653722
It’s a pull back, finally.
4500 by September

>> No.19653777

>>19653766
Your welcome bro

>> No.19653784

I bet buffet is laughing shorting this shit from top

>> No.19653787

>>19653769
You should buy BP and RDS. You can never have too much oil LOLOLOL

>> No.19653789

>>19653750
>Cleaning house is necessary and Eminent
Necessary? Sure. Happening any time in the next ten years? Not a chance.
You measure a man by what he has accomplished, and Trump's accomplishments are non-existent.

>> No.19653794

>>19653751
Electrical Engineering/Neuroscience. Specifically, finding connections in sparsely connected networks using very few measurements.by exploiting the constraints of their dynamics. I'd like to apply the idea to stocks after I graduate and work for Renaissance. My measurement plan would help them construct their manafolds via graph laplacian method with less data than it takes them now. But this would be part of a stat arbitrage strategy that would take millions to work. Right now, I just want 25k to trade order flow because it's free money.

>> No.19653797

Oil is crashing hard haha fuck sakes

>> No.19653801
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everything you need to know

>> No.19653803

>>19653670
I hate Cramer, that guy is an ass. He knows what he's doing. lel

>> No.19653805

>>19653797
just cut my losses on BP
I am the embodiment of "buy high sell low"
fuck my life

>> No.19653808
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19653808

Be honest, how fucked am I?
AMZN call 2660 6/19
AMZN call 2680 6/19

I lost ~ $3k on these alone before close. Should I put in an order to sell them at open or expect a pump tomorrow morning?

>> No.19653814
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>its another red day

>> No.19653815

>>19653808
forget about the word "pump for a while"

>> No.19653819

Now that we've finally passed the top and are on the new leg down, I'm going to DCA over the next few months. What stonks should I buy?

>> No.19653823

>>19653759
You’re investing in blue chips after a big dip with, what I assume, is a dead cat bounce in the works. Time to get fancy and invest in SQQQ, or if you have some cajones and scratch, TVIX. GLDM is a good buy to maintain your current purchasing power should USD take a shit. Euros and AUSD might be a good bet for money market.

Big business is hard to play because it’s fixed by the big traders. Big money is like gravity. It pulls everything else around but can totally fuck your portfolio when everything turns south. Don’t trust this market. The deck of cards is crumbling.

>> No.19653826

>market rallies endlessly for days with non stoo green days
>now, some MINOR correction
>people cry and lose their shit
HOW TF DID THIS SURPRISE YOU

>> No.19653829

>>19653722
This.
> my 3 weeks old infant became a millionaire on robin hood!

>> No.19653831

BAKING

>> No.19653835

>>19653823
You sir, are a faggot!

>> No.19653836

>>19653787
Yeah i was looking at them or maybe going with RTX. I’m fine with leaving this for years if I have to but just trying to decide what to go with.

>> No.19653838

>>19653794
Look at all this bullshitting to say heis making an ANN

>> No.19653841

>>19652744
Limit down ain't gonna even be lose to happening.

All the bears in here thinking this is anything but steam being blown off before the mega pump next week are delusional.

TSLA 1270 MSFT 232 AMZN 3000 AAPL 400 GOOGL 1800 NVDA 395 BYND 230 all within the next month (TSLA much sooner)

Screencap this, bobos

>> No.19653846

>>19653808
pray for RH users to buy the dip

>> No.19653848
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>>19653766
That’s why they designed her that way.
Wide-hips with flat-chest are the new meta. Say goodbye to fatass latinas and titcow “thicc” girls. Now it’s all about hips that are wide as fuck.

>>19653733
I don’t have any NPC wojak or soijaks saved, would you mind reposting what you just said as greentext with one of those?

>> No.19653851

>>19653784

It's a bit premature to be saying that, and that's coming from someone who's been saying consistently since his airline dump that there's still a good chance he made the right play. People were laughing about senile diaperbaby Buffett when airlines rose literally the next day, as if he should be moving half a trillion dollars around at a day's notice and getting the peaks correct to the nearest hour for decades on end

>> No.19653869

NEW

>>19653864
>>19653864
>>19653864
>>19653864
>>19653864

>> No.19653871

I miss the circuit breaker days. It was exhilerating just seeing the markets crumble. It allowed me to not think about the markets all of the time. I started learning bongos and meditation in that time. Now I am back to a wide eyed market observation and touching my balls a lot. Let's go back to the circuit breaker days. Here is a haiku.

Circuit Breaker Days
Bongos Bongos Free My Mind
Circuit Breaker Daze

>> No.19653883

>>19653838

Yes? It was obvious from the first few words, why would he spell it out explicitly instead of just explaining what his is for

>> No.19653900

>>19653871
Have you tried fondling your balls with one hand and playing the bongos with the other? I bet that could be fun.

>> No.19653924

>>19653900
But then I can't have a hand tending to my 100 tabs of googled stocks. Maybe I need to hook up the mouse to my eyes!

>> No.19653945

>>19653838
Not an ANN. It's a method to find the connections of an ANN(or any network) with data from the nodes via convex programming.

>> No.19653968

>>19653848
I don’t have any wojaks or soijaks either sorry senpai

>> No.19653976

>>19653612
I was looking for stocks that were still in recovery mode last month, went with banks made 1k with with 2 cheap calls, and went on from there, its a big win still but damnit i should of sold monday

I just hope shit recovers by by next month

>> No.19653989

>>19653638
No faggot, its on my watchlist

>> No.19653993

>>19653968
Ah thanks anyway

>> No.19654032

>>19653945
You nean to tell me you have devised a way to noy only observe but also analyse hidden layer weights?

>> No.19654056

>>19652495
i put every stock ticker into a hat and then pick one out

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>>19654056
Unironically this is statistically the best way to do it.

>> No.19654242

>>19654032
No, connections can only be determined between observable nodes. But yes, the method reverse engineers the weights from the observable nodes in very few samples (on the order of the number of connections the node has).

>> No.19654250

>>19653350
I'm not. I'm actually up in general. The only downer is DFEN, but I don't see won't recover to pre-CV numbers.

>> No.19654264

>>19653368
>>19653376
>>19653410
>>19653465
It hurts anons I was close to recovering my principle of 6.5k from 4.6k and in the span of two days I'm now down to at 5.7k.

When are these asshats gonna have "fuck around and find out moment".

>> No.19654457

>>19653976
I see their is opportunity for some cheap calls tomorrow

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>>19653718
>determining stocks based on astrology
If this is not a shitpost please leave now